Explaining to Your Boss How You F**ked Up - Key & Peele

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Gus Fring is not happy. lol

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[dramatic music] ♪ ♪ - OKAY, MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WASN'T MY FAULT, ALL RIGHT? I-I-I-I HAD THE MONEY LIKE YOU SAID IN A TRASH BAG IN THE BACK OF MY CAR, AND I WAS GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO THE DROP SPOT. ALL RIGHT? NO, NO--HOL--OKAY. OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, NO--NO, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN. THERE AIN'T NO NEED FOR YOU TO GET COMFORTABLE. OKAY? BECAUSE--BECAUSE I'M TELLING YOU, MAN. WHAT HAPPENED WASN'T MY FAULT, ALL RIGHT? I-I-I-I-I-I DROVE TO THE AGREED UPON LOCATION, MAN. OH--OH, MAN. WHAT? OKAY--OKAY, OKAY! OKAY, BEC--BEC--OKAY. BECAUSE THERE'S NO NEED TO HAVE ANYTHING CRAZY IN A PAPER BAG. I'M TELLING YOU. THERE'S AN EXPLANATION FOR WHAT WENT DOWN! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! OKAY! LET'S CALM DOWN NOW. LET'S CALM DOWN, MAN. THERE AIN'T NO NEED. OH, A JUICE BOX? THERE AIN'T NO NEED TO EAT A MEAL AND THEN DO SOME CRAZY [bleep] WITH THE PLASTIC SANDWICH CONTAINER! OH, MAN, COME ON. COME ON, MAN. JUST CHILL OUT A LITTLE BIT. JUST--YOU NEED TO RELAX, MAN. YOU NEED TO TAKE IT EASY AND RELA-- OH, [bleep]! OH, GODDAMN! NOW, COME ON, MAN! DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT, MAN! YOU SH-- COME ON, MAN. OH, YOU'RE EATING THE SANDWICH! YOU'RE EATING THE SANDWICH. [sobbing] OH, MAN, HOW YOU GONNA SANDWICH ME, DOG? HOW YOU GONNA SANDWICH ME? OH, [bleep]! OKAY, LOOK, IT'S GETTIN' CRAZY NOW! IT'S GOTTA STOP! IT'S GOTTA STOP RIGHT NOW, OKAY? YOU CLEANIN' YOURSELF UP BEFORE YOU DO SOME ILL [bleep]? COME ON, MAN! WHAT YOU DOIN'? WHAT YOU WANNA KNOW? WHAT--I'LL TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU WANNA KNOW, MAN! JUST PLEASE STOP THIS COLD-ASS [bleep], MAN! I'M BEGGIN' YOU, DOG, PLEASE. OH, [bleep]! NO! NO, OKAY! LOOK, OKAY, MAY--MAYBE IT WAS MY FAULT A LITTLE BIT. MAYBE IT WAS MY FAULT A LITTLE BIT, BUT DON'T JUST-- WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT JUICE BOX, MAN? WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT J-- WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WITH THE STRAW? WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WITH THE STRAW? COME ON, MAN, DO-- LISTEN, LISTEN. NO, NO. NO, I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT, OKAY? I DID IT! I DID IT, I LEFT THE CAR! I LEFT FOR THREE MINUTES! SO PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING WITH THE STRAW! WHY AREN'T YOU STOPPING? FINE! FINE! AAH! [screams] AAH! MAN! OKAY, MAN! HA, HA! I BEAT YOU TO IT! OKAY? I GOT YOUR POINT, ALL RIGHT, MAN? HA! OH, MAN, THAT'S A BITCH! [muffled screaming] [beeping] - WILL WE BE HAVING ANY MORE PROBLEMS OUT OF HIM, SIR? - [tiny voice] NO. - YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
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Channel: Key & Peele
Views: 4,806,350
Rating: 4.929235 out of 5
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Length: 3min 28sec (208 seconds)
Published: Mon Aug 03 2020
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