CIA Interrogation - Key & Peele

- LOOK RAJID, I'M GONNA MAKE THIS REALLY NICE AND EASY FOR YOU. I NEED NAMES AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE 'EM TO ME. - YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS ALL A HUGE MISTAKE. - BULL[bleep]! DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY'S BEEN MONITORING YOUR CALLS FOR WEEKS, RAJID. WE GOT YOU. WE KNOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE A-- - TERRIERIST. I AM A TERRIERIST. WE--ME AND MY FRIENDS, WE BREED DOGS, SPECIFICALLY TERRIERS. WE WRITE TERRIERIST FICTION. WE SPEND A GOOD DEAL OF TIME DISCUSSING POSSIBLE FUTURE TERRIERIST PLOTS-- [groans] - HMM. THAT'S A NICE TRY. IT REALLY IS. BUT IT'S BULL[bleep], RAJID! COME ON. IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? NOW COME ON, I'M LISTENING. JUST TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME ABOUT THIS IMMINENT ATTACK. - WHAT? WHAT? WHAT ATTACK? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. - WHAT ARE YOU T--WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? - I DON'T-- - I DON'T KNOW, HUH? HUH? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. - I'M TELLING YOU-- - NO, YOU DON'T KNOW? - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. - JUNE 11, RAJID. YOU SPOKE OF AN IMMINENT ATTACK. - OH, OH, YES. NO. LISTEN, THAT WAS MY FRIEND. LISTEN, HIS DOG BIT HIM. - NO. - AND I TOLD HIM, "IF YOU DO NOT TRAIN THEM..." - NO. - "ANOTHER TERRIER ATTACK IS IMMINENT." [grunts] - SO YOU LIE AND YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? - I DON'T-- I'M NOT LYING TO YOU. - COME ON, RAJID. I LIKE YOU. LET'S BE FRIENDS, HUH? NOW YOU STILL HAVEN'T EXPLAINED TO ME WHY WE FOUND, ON THE SEARCH ENGINE OF YOUR COMPUTER, THE WORDS "TARGET WASHINGTON" 49 TIMES. - THAT--THAT IS BECAUSE I WAS IN D.C. FOR A DOG SHOW AND I HAD TO BUY A SQUEEZY TOY, A BIRTHDAY CARD, AND SOME DEODORANT ALL AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE. - ALL RIGHT. - YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT AT TARGET. - YEAH, OKAY. I SEE HOW YOU WANNA PLAY THIS. - [groans] - THIS IS NOT A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY, RAJID, AND YOU KNOW IT! WE'VE HEARD THE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN YOU AND JAFAR. WHERE YOU DISCUSSING YOUR HATRED OF AMERICAN IDEALS. - NO, NO, IDOLS. AMERICAN IDOLS! I-I HATE THEM. THEY PERFORMED<i> DANCING QUEEN.</i> IT WAS A DESECRATION TO ABBA. MY FAVORITE BAND. - WE GOT YOU ON TAPE REFERRING TO JAFAR AS ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF-- - 7-ELEVEN! IT WAS 7-ELEVEN! JAFAR--HE DESIGNS CONVENIENCE STORES. - 7-ELEVEN? OH, [bleep]. - WILSON, 65 DOGS JUST ATTACKED THE CAPITOL BUILDING. - WERE THEY TERRIERS? - HOW DID YOU KNOW? - [bleep]! - PRAISE ABBA.

Channel: Key & Peele

Views: 3,201,715

Rating: 4.9349718 out of 5

Keywords: Key & Peele, Key and Peele, Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key, keey & peele, Key & Peele full episodes, key and peele show, kay and peele, beat up, sketch comedy, funny, funny video, comedy videos, funny jokes, funny clips, key and peele terries, cia, key and peele cia, investigation, interrogation, key and peele interrogation, terriers

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Length: 3min 10sec (190 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 07 2021

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