Everything Wrong With Kingdom Hearts Re:coded in Almost 29 Minutes

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nominee was know that this is gonna take forever isn't it a mysterious message uh-huh I certainly didn't write it how would you know you don't remember writing thank nómine yet you infer that you did now the handwriting is the same why would this little string of text be any more suspicious than thank nómine gosh jiminy sounds like somebody needs help and doesn't know what to do every Disney World in the series ever all the other pages are completely blank sure the words you wrote are gone but that doesn't mean the journal is empty uh yes it does Mickey what okay I believe in a world where you can whack the literal embodiment of darkness with the comically large key to release hearts I really do however I gotta say I draw the line at books written by hand that inexplicably contain digital data complete with images that were never taken that's like saying hey your book has a virus no not your PDF file your actual physical book that's where haha Chipmunks Gorge maybe if we could get in there somehow and fix the data we could figure out what's wrong goofy continues to be the smartest character in this universe even when the solutions he proposes are ludicrous somebody to explore the data from the inside even King Mickey knows that this ideas were goddamn dick ulis that being said why do they know this is possible have they done it before do it I guess you could say when we the Pooh but that's just one particular case unless all books had this capability to store data in which case why doesn't one of them just go inside the book themselves we've seen these characters go to fictional worlds like the Hundred Acre Woods and space paranoids which would mean that Pooh and his friends are just data like Tron what if crew and Tron share the same universe mi3 just got a lot more interesting arrange a rewrite Serafina you're rewriting data inside a book why not Sri write the [ __ ] book seriously ask Riku he pretty much knows what happened on the journey and never lost his memory your journey with the real Sora was all recorded into data so he is the Sora we know from before just another version how many swords do we need to tell this damn story we have real Sora not Sora Kairi Sora puppets or not not Sora Sora knots or not dizzy Sora jeez that's a lot of Sora's sort just sounds weird now who could that be I don't remember writing this in the journal you don't remember writing anything in the journal dips can you hear me you've got to go after whoever that one ah the hell is he using a RadioShack microphone on skype why does quality so terrible also Sora just listens to this random on his voice no questions asked did I get myself lost dude there was only one way to go there's literally no possible way you could have gotten lost you have that now if you able power to fight it off your power to survive you're gonna happen why exactly are the Heartless not attacking at this point it's okay take your time oh that voice again who are you why are you just asking this now you can say we're really good friend and so we've never met before but you seem to know who I am and we're friends is that it yeah I feel you Sora this is some pretty shady that voice who's there Mickey of course only Sora can hear the voice otherwise everyone would know that Roxas is the one talking and what exactly why aren't we allowed to know that Roxas the guy in the hood it really wouldn't change anything sore would still have to chase him down hmm what's that fried life gawrsh what just happened I think I'm seeing stars every time story uses the chelate open a door seal a keyhole there's always a blinding eye why is everyone suddenly confused about it to make this place whole the keyholes the place the keyholes the place hey wait huh what's that a funky hole you know like the one Roxas just told you about oh of course we need to keep retaining that dark side as a threat if the data was repaired we should be seeing the things that were written inside my journal right but what we just saw that never happened or at least I never wrote it down exactly none of this makes sense just because you didn't write it down doesn't mean it didn't happen but even then there's no reason you should see the things that you didn't see before you myself tell me about it around you looks like some kind of talent hey wait the island what happened back on the island oh the beer your net excite young boost that Island is destroyed and you all know it all so why can't Mickey in French wash Sora all the time it seems very selective whoa whoa well how do two L blocks make a keyhole oh so you mean to tell me that you just fought whatever was inside the keyhole for nothing and that all you needed to do was still keyhole great but what about that guy in the black hood I mean he could be the one behind this whole mess if he were the one behind the whole mess why would he give you the piece of the keyhole to begin with it's another new entry no that's same entry a new entry in the journal ah salut could always use the power of darkness I knew it well sure didn't write anything like that in the journal stop saying that you don't know actually come to think of it you should know because not only erase the events of chain of memories meaning that the entries from Kingdom Hearts 1 should be there meaning that most of this game has no reason to me yeah how the only Royal Garden the only royal major here with the king how could they have breached your defenses and won't open Mickey you have a keyblade that you can use to open any lock in the universe that you are using not two seconds ago start using it I don't know much about what's going on what I do know is that after I beat the enemy I ended up right here yeah Sora that's what Mickey just said who's that the Heartless I've got this stay back my god no more must have really liked Kingdom Hearts 1 because this is the third time we're playing it what are you saying that she has amnesia not only her but everyone here as well Jim Cummings your Winnie the Pooh is showing what's an inkling it's like the sweet human hybrid that sprays ink all over oh you mean the other kind of it never mind got it thanks soya where are you going I have to try and find a way to get to that keyhole Sora why not just use the keyboard from where you are I'm sure you have a clear shot of it okay memory and reality now stand died it's time for you to learn the truth but there's still like ten other world from Kingdom Hearts one we haven't seen not a member of organization thirteen just the entire organization of all the possible vessels to protect the data I was chosen from the journals pages of course you were couldn't have been Kyrie or any other random Disney character oh my god that one reaction sums up the entirety of the Kingdom Hearts series Great Dane escape we're in the journal how the hell have you not figured that out yet what did we ever do to you huh seriously I missed no you were blocked what's his problem I guess he's just another victim of Haiti schemes that doesn't explain why his attitude stinks does the people he's cared about dying explain it then those scenes they originated inside my mind when you got rid of the bugs you gave me deeper access to the memories associated with those worlds the things I saw must have found their way back through the link and shown up on your monitor that still doesn't explain all the behind-the-scenes stuff it was never written in the journal why would it ever exist as data inside the journal if those memories came from deep within the journal itself then it's really no wonder they're unfamiliar they don't belong to any of us exactly Ledo Mae Pete's here Oh did they ever stop to think it might be a data Pete or are they so full of themselves that they just assumed that data versions of themselves truly don't exist why is it so quiet I thought this place would be busier it's like a ghost town so for every world you visited as a ghost town what makes this place any different uh who are you I'm genie of the lamp why you doing discount Robin Williams hell discount dan Castellaneta so that means time unfroze for Aladdin and everyone else right oh sorry little problem only the one who cast it can undo that kind of spell oh of course I wish for you to take me to the villain I'm surprised you didn't take him to Zayin or that's how yours truly got sucked into the light show I woke up all by my lonesome in the weirdest place why didn't Pete appear outside the door in the day to Disney Castle everyone else appeared in the digital counterpart but that was before right took control of the only way out making sure you guys is stuck here forever it was you you're the one who cut the link Pete is apparently really good hacker of books even this boy is under my control now I have great hope that he will prove to be more than use it's astonishing that Maleficent thinks that this will work considering her track record how many of the worlds tell how bum flopped in him well it looks like it's only one thankfully gee jungle the inside of monstro Halloweentown Atlantica and neverland were never affected about that Keyblade here was just an object that we programmed into the datascape from the outside world oh there's nothing we can do in here what about asking Chip and Dale to do it really aren't they the technicians they were the ones who created the data Keyblade why don't they just make another I'm sure they could hack Pete maleficent if they have to so wait how did soar get to Hollow Bastion by himself I can do this on my own goofy gawrsh Sora how come you came to this place goofy how did you come to this place we kind of liked it and dragged into your messes you like it but why that works on trouble they wash their what was school you said a Donald wait if peakins I'm in Bug locks because he controls Jiminy's Journal why couldn't ship and Dale get rid of them right away when they were in control why the blazes would you chumps risk your decks for a lovebird data why he's a phony you guys made him and that Keyblade of his he's not even real while I totally agree with Pete here one could make the same counter-argument why are he and Maleficent bothering to try to take over the datascape they're pretty much admitting that they failed to bring the real worlds to darkness and conforming Carrie my rims my power my friends are my power cliche enough with the lush already you bugs you good see then why are you still letting them talk dumbass what just happened is it to keep Li the Keeble it must weigh nothing if you didn't even notice he was holding it right away the Keyblade we gave you before was one we created it was nothing but data to tell you the truth I never expected it to have the same kind of powers but we okay blade and that weapon is just a replica it didn't have any substance that's why Maleficent could destroy it so easily but during your journey you really made a connection with all of us you've become more than the system Sora the power you found inside of you isn't like anybody else's and when you access that power that's what brought your keyblade back well and that's what I believe anyway only you have the power to do it so basically Sora's become a sentient AI that's pretty creepy well car turned up a new Keyblade just eight there may be time for me to make a strategical retreat dude Makino are been talking for a while now you could have attacked or left any time glad you asked I went over liberty and taken away his liberty Dana stuff like this sure is useful yeah all the head to do was look at that book the ease into your pal ease day of atronics a guy like Peter uses the word datum atronics actually was able to change data riku's code huh it's kind of unfair that the keyblade's chosen when they do whatever they want anyway it sure is empty is this really the inside of riku's dat escape so you're inside the datascape of a dat escape talk about some data ception few can just solve the mystery of this extra data then the journal will be completely restored it'll also give the others away back home but wait what will happen to you I'll dive into the darkness and take the bugs with me so they're destroyed but wouldn't that destroy you too Nevers meaning that the entire objective is moot to restore the journal you must first destroy the journal Riku I'm pretty sure you haven't thought this through did you know what was inside sorry about that I didn't have time to show you the ropes yeah you did you just didn't bother I decided to use the damage to my advantage and call Miki and the others here to help I know I put everyone in danger but I had no choice you know for people who are running out of time you sure have a lot of time to just talk luckily the bugs only attack Sora one by one why didn't you let me know what was going on when we met I'm sorry you still needed to toughen up a little bit more on your own that is the lamest ass excuse I've ever heard if you'd only told Sora what was up from the start if anything he'd be more prepared what is this [ __ ] - what I'm sorry did I just see Sora actually defeat a metal blocks and I call hacks I've been envious of what you have always surrounded by friends who trust you completely stop right there first off I trust you noop shouldn't but go on you guys listen you'd never believe the stuff I saw it was the same but all over again so this isn't time for us to leave in time to say bye to the datascape it's not every day that I get to explore my journals world oh my god your journals world is comprised of the same worlds you've already explored less worlds even and next time we can bring everybody what we're out ramp yeah no it doesn't what point would there be to ever come back here it's all over now that we figured out how to get rid of the bugs the journal will go back to the way it was is that right jiminy yes it should return to how it was when I first wrote everything down how would you know there's been no evidence that you know how this works at all the entries will reappear as they were before and all of the rest has to be reset that means the whole adventure we all shared it'll be swept from our memories like it never happened oh of course you mean this entire adventure which was just another reach out of the first game was worth nothing that's not the only we problem both Maleficent and paint are still inside the datascape - we can't let them be deleted can we I mean would it really be that bad if you did unbelievable this guy's a lot stronger than what I thought before oh no he's not he's dark side your memories disappeared too but you managed to get those back for some reason though the pages of the journal they stayed blank and you think my heartless is responsible for that it makes sense no it doesn't just like just like oh well whatever this is just a cutscene it's nowhere near the real fight I promise who will tell the other Sauron Riku about what happened here but they've technically already experienced what just happened here it's a reach out of the first game very few things are actually different on like chain of Memories which actually had a side story this is just Kingdom Hearts programming edition power what's that whoa what's that you may not remember but it's clear you still hold the power inside you think you'd be willing to lend us a hand you might help us figure out the truth gosh I don't have a clue what's going on I don't but at the same time what you're saying feels kind of familiar so this truth you're talking about do you think it involves me somehow actually I'm not exactly positive then why the [ __ ] would you even consider something sort of do this if you and or data Riku are way more capable of doing this you're asking a version of Sorrows only ever fought wants to take care of this new world I'm not exactly positive however I get the sense it's something important you need to know yes but the real Sora not data Sora in this place to find is to lose and to lose is to find that's the way of things here in castle oblivion oh my god are we going to do a retread of a retread there's no script to follow the journals the closest thing you've got but that doesn't mean you'll see the things it says and who really cares everything that happens here and everyone you meet is just an illusion yes meaning that this whole game is worthless it'll be frustrating and it'll make you angry it may even hurt so badly you'll feel like you're about to lose yourself Roxas trying to justify what you feel when you play through this series anyway the truth would be wasted on them so why bother you're only there until they're not do you see where I'm going with this do you see where you're going with us should I use this but if I were to do that then I'd meet a friend and forget right away you've done it like four times so far why stop now instead of carrying that hurt around until it consumes me maybe I should let it go we're not quite there yet but soon I can do this there's no going back just one more card Sora I am pretty sure that's the door you came out of I'm just like everyone else you've encountered in this place made of data okay but why is there a data Roxas to begin with he was never a part of Germany's first Journal sure one could say that it's another behind-the-scenes thing but as we've seen in three five eight Roxas was never knowingly in castle oblivion so there's no reason he should be here now I'm so glad I finally caught up to you sorry that it took me so long I know you ended up having to do all the work on your own I just couldn't get here sooner how exactly you had a head start in Castle oblivion is pretty linear this time around uh so what exactly is going on here Sora maybe I can explain Oh finally isn't it weird for somebody else's memories to be inside me usually it's impossible but you're the main character so you know when I took Sarah's memories apart they stayed in his heart it may have looked like they were gone but they were there the whole time even after the text disappeared from the journal the memories remain that's why you were able to render them as data no that makes no sense I'm sorry but the real me is gone she doesn't exist now uh guys you kind of lost me a few minutes ago right is this what it feels like to be high because Mickey looks stoned as [ __ ] hmm these are hidden truths Sora has been keeping them locked away deep inside of him but Sora should now have these memories because Roxas is back with Sora nominee that's you who's the other girl she feels so familiar she shouldn't because literally no one remembers her Sora must be the key to saving the people you saw and the ones you're about to see it can't be oh so you do remember them you dick it's been over 10 years I feel as though I've met them yes two of them you have met as for the third I never realized it but you and he share a very special connection wait who is she talking about sir only met Ocwen the one with the special connection must be Ventus Rika was the only one to meet Tara and while she's talking about the lingering well but that wasn't really a meeting they just beat the [ __ ] out of each other you said Sora has to call these memories to the surface is it time I can't say for sure but I do know a day will come when they must rise from their sleep and then the only one who can save them will be Sora the bomb they all share that's gonna be the key right don't worry nominate I'll make sure I pass this on to Sora you know the one in the outside world you already knew about this dumbass sure not about Roxas excellent she owned but you knew full and well about Terra Ventus and aqua why hadn't you told anyone about this you're in cahoots with Riku and is you must have known what Roxas looked like meaning that there's no way you didn't know Ventus had ties with Sora and even if you didn't you never look in Soren said oh gosh she looks like that Vanitas fell about 10 something years ago oh yeah Master aqua and don't even mention yen SID he know about all this too and he never wants knowing that Zane ordered return said anything to Sora I can't believe we had to have an entire game better I was in that letter that Mickey sent to store at the end of Kingdom March to only to justify why he hadn't told him before birth by sleep told us what was in that letter it didn't matter why you waited this long to tell us this game is just a sickening orgy of evidence that you just forgot what happened and even then you saw the three of them instead it can be meaning you never forgot you just didn't know they were connected to Sora how the hell do you not know they're connected to Sora again Vanitas I'm really just did I made to pass along a message I shouldn't exist right now in this journal at all oh well yeah you should Jimmy's first Journal is supposed to contain records from Kingdom Hearts 1 & chain of Memories and you were pretty crucial part of change memories so yeah you should be in this journal remember if you do that then we'll be at rest her and me too Wow you can barely tell if they sped up the last parts we would match lip sync and so ended our journey to connect those memories with these what memories the memories of Kingdom are Swan and chain of memories which the real sore already has because of Roxas and possibly Riku or the memories of birth by sleep which Sora can't have because they were transferred to data Sora who is inconsequential in the grand scheme of things just like this game and now the door to your next journey is ready to be opened but first another side game and then a collection of pro locks but then the door to the next journey will open yes it'd I think we're finally close to figuring out where Ben's heart is is that so then that leaves on me Terra how has it been over 10 years and you haven't already off good say noughts heart once seized by his heartless half is now free and his body which had become his no body has been vanquished both halves will now be returned to the whole in short this means master say or not will return o God for him you think that maybe he's gonna try something no he's just gonna come back twiddling his thumbs goddamnit Mickey me and Sora will be ready and Riku - yes they are indeed strong but not true Keyblade masters like you what has Mickey ever done to deserve the master of title he failed to properly help Terra Ventus aqua he was gone during the events of Kingdom Hearts 1 doing god knows what he's been really Demi responsible during all of this if anything Sora's way more deserving of the title of Master he saved the worlds twice what a single one of you suffice if what you faced was not a single one of him yes Sora's done it that was more difficult than I thought and at least things are on track wait how long have they been passed out yen Sid said that a person is reformed when both the heartless and the nobody are vanquished but Sora didn't defeat all the no boys at the same time and I certainly don't think that he vanquished all the respective heartless at the same time he'll Vexen was the first nobody to go are you telling me that Vexen has been knocked out for a whole year did prey go out and seek everyone and knock them out that would explain why they're all knocked out but it still doesn't explain Luke's er dem o'clock scene and marluxia also if break did seek them out what were some of them doing since they were reformed do they just go back to work defending a castle without a roar and doing research without a leader this is all connected to the ancient keyblade war isn't that right whatever I got my hands full with my own plans so which poor soul will it be did you see Sykes I better stop Sykes the whole adventure we all shared it'll be swept from our memories like it never happened never happened hey guys charge thanks so much watching my cinnamon 6 parody of everything wrong with Kingdom Hearts re:coded it's a game it certainly is a game you guys had on over to cinemasins the awesome people that I parody they also host sister channels like um using videos brands and other topics if you have some time why not check out everything wrong with birth by Sleep an actually good game with an actual story until next time stay safe and stay awesome this is char I 5 signing off I didn't write it down it wasn't me not in my backyard I believe in a world where you can whack the literal embodiment of darkness with a comically large sword sword how many swords do we need to tell this damn story we have real Sora not Sora Kairi Sora puppets or not not Soros or not Sora ha ha ha ha ha I forgot I wrote that the hell is he using a Radio Shack microphone on skype where does quality so terrible Radio Shack microphone on skype was sound like a jackass for like laughing at my own jokes why exactly are the heartless not attacking at this point it's okay take your time every time Sora uses the Keyblade to open it open a door actually come to think of it you should know because nominee only erased the events of chain of Memories meaning that the entire the entries not the entire z' yes aura that's what Mickey just said my god I never noticed how actually angry I was with this wait if he can summon bit big blocks big blacks you've never believed the stuff I just I just saw it was the same but all over again oh of course you mean this entire adventure which was just another retread of the first game was fourth nothing was fourth you had a head start and Castle oblivious is Bob Liberty is this what it feels like to be high cuz Mickey looks stoned his stone Mickey looks stone his fog he looks like a rock who's supposed to be a d their Rico was the only one to meet Tara and while she's talking about the lingering well but that wasn't really a meeting they just beat the shot of each other I mean I guess whatever Sora saw Tara but never really met him

Channel: Charriii5

Views: 288,028

Rating: 4.9042144 out of 5

Keywords: EWW, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2.8, Kingdom hearts 3, Xehanort, tetsuya nomura, recoded, dream drop distance, unchained x, kingdom hearts 0.2, disney, square enix, ds games, charriii5, thegamersjoint, cynical, the x keepers, skywardwing, hmk, hmkilla, soraalam1, everglow, simple and clean hope, utada hikaru, passion, sanctuary

Id: 7LUNXAkL9EA

Length: 32min 1sec (1921 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 11 2016