Everything Wrong With Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days in 17 Minutes

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harshly the fine bro sub count let us all welcome one of the keyblade's chosen remember one only Sora could wield the Keyblade I mean it's less special when your best friend and Mouse King in your next-door neighbor can use one too and how about our boss's name huh sandesh no way you're gonna forget his name right ha ha irony's go so if we don't have hearts does that mean we don't exist no the keyblade releases hearts so why am I the only one who can wield such a thing you're not you know that because you've already been introduced a she own but I'm learning all these things but there's so much more that I don't get said everyone who played these games friends eat ice cream together and talk and laugh about the stupidest things like those kids we just saw but they were doing literally on of those things that's good I didn't know you could use the Keyblade you know neither did I what do you mean you didn't know you were introduced as another of the keyblade's chosen sweet salty yeah I know change the sea salt ice cream for something else and becomes gross but it's really apparent here I guess I just needed a little time to sort out my feelings you know I thought you didn't have a heart hmm that's not funny that's frustrating you know you're more cheerful you really think so I was thinking the same about you yeah well I guess you must have rubbed off on me huh would you cut it out with the pronoun game there you go thank you I honestly don't know of seeing shield through someone's eyes other than Roxas is a good idea not because it kind of ruins us a prize at the end Diaz version didn't really have this problem but if I don't defeat heartless with the Keyblade the hearts they release will just find their way into other heartless instead we've seen time and time over that that's not true make sure your missions are with Roxas until you can use the Keyblade again that way he can collect the hearts and no one will know that you can't use the Keyblade to be fair no one else no she can't use the Keyblade right now she doesn't have to team up with Roxas she could just do a bunch of solo missions I don't know I couldn't tell you because I don't have any best friends huh I love how in this scene axel isn't his in-game model and Roxas in his cutscene model okay so here's where Roxas lends she on his Keyblade because she can't use hers if she can't use her to begin with why would she be able to use his at all if she young can use Roxas his Keyblade she should by default be able to use hers as well wow that was so not you hey not for nothing but I don't think you should push and shove each other while sitting on top of a clock tower and we are bound to find some clues in the chamber of waking and once we obtain those Clues we'll have the upper hand for our own objectives which are I wonder if he I'm this much in common before we were nobodies oh the foreshadowing strong most kids spend the time just goofing off with their friends kid a goof okay you wasted a day off unlike you two lazybones I work hard so I'm tired okay unlike me and Roxas maybe you're just out of shape hate to be that guy but it's unlike rock doesn't mean you're letting yourself get too attached to them yeah yeah whatever you say you know you've changed birth by Sleep coldest at the what you just said is complete Boosh okay I feel the need to point this out the Keyblade is not really a blade it's a blunt weapon how on earth is it stuck on the ground like that I couldn't bear to lose my memories of you a shield oh god what the foreshadow I do it can't be scared without a heart well you shouldn't enjoy things without a heart either yes here we are maybe it's just that you remember what it's like to be scared you know yeah that's a good point Roxas has no memories of being a somebody but he can recognize feelings I mean who told him what being scared was fair enough you could say I am the biggest nobody of them all look I understand the characters in the series save things for the sake of being symbolic but what they say is just so goddamn ludicrous sometimes II just missed her I know you're at a loss for words but did you need to exhale three separate times this is more of a complaint on the HD remix but there are really important and interesting exchanges between some of the characters why are they relegated to simple texts to say oh you know what this part doesn't matter let's go back to the 600 ice cream eating scene Shion has no right to be among our number what do you mean well I mean when your call organization 13 with 14 members something nine rites can we all agree this fight despite tell moon Masaya asleep about 20 days hey Rock says don't you have work today huh oh I'm about to head out I'd like to tag along but don't you need some more rest dude she was asleep for 20 days I mean I guess it's like asking a person with a broken leg to walk on his own after that long but she all needs to get out of that castle it's my lucky charm be sure to bring it back to me that's not how you said it you have changed what happened at Castle oblivion does the past mean nothing to you it shouldn't and it shouldn't mean anything to you either on account of you know being on nobody how does nómine know what's going on in three five eight she hasn't met Roxas yet and she and she on me way later I know that she affected the memories of everyone that has anything to do with Sora but can she just see their experiences in her mind or something you're a witch who has power over Sora's memories and there's connected to him ah you've seen something I cannot um obviously you just said that she has the power over Sora's memories why wouldn't she know something that you don't she'll never survive it she god damn do they like playing the pronoun game in this one I'm heading back huh oh no you're telling me that sitting on top of a clock tower to have ice cream was a bad idea just memories I remember silence they're my my my those trends meanings your firm actions for God ah my brain if I just jump in and rearrange her memory then Sora might wake up only to find out that nobody remembers him anymore why are memory so selective Riku can to a degree remember Sora even when he's not supposed to and apparently all the other nobodies reverse or as well because that's the whole point of she own Sora's memories Sora's nobody's memories and her memories they're all a jumbled mess now and to put them back into one is impossible because as we've seen in Kingdom Hearts 2 Roxas went back to be one with Sora theoretically wouldn't Sora in some way absorb Roxas his memories along with his being because if you think about it's or only gained a few abilities and items that Rock has attained in the digital Twilight town with his memories of the Twilight's hound gang being forced to his subconscious but that's about it so it kind of means that Roxas entire existence was for nothing mmm what happened to me you collapsed just as you enter the castle doors don't you remember I only remember going inside just take it easy for now I'm fine let's go back to Castle oblivion don't push yourself man who's there suddenly Requin Xian we have to set things right there's simply too much on the line Lee I guess a lure Allah sent it's stupid so we're going with Lee keeping her close to Roxas will ultimately prevent Sora from ever wake how do they know sores even asleep see well I guess how else do you explain Roxas wait Roxas and soy don't even look alike to begin with how do they know he was Sora's nobody what I'm trying to say is if sort of being asleep as a convenience why haven't you done anything to ensure he doesn't wake up all the organization members could overpower nominate reek wind is and keep Roxas to yourselves as the key Bearer wait are you serious that's it you cut out what could have been really plot important conversations but Raj is taking a bite out of an ice cream bar oh no we gotta animate that not sure huh is that because you're a puppet you do know that and if she didn't she does know dumbass is original it could be that you're robbing Roxas of his powers more than you ought to be she shouldn't be doing it at all the recoup liquor from Sheena memories didn't rob reco of his powers so why would she own take Roxas his powers at all if the answer is because the recoup look has a more advanced replica why would the replicas be different they didn't know what she owned would do anyway how could they upgrade the other one Plus Roxas and Xian are separate entities why would she affect his powers in any regard are you Riku Sora's friend Sora you know Sora yeah how didn't nominee erase the memories of anyone connected to Sora well the answer you come up with can't just be right for you it has to be one that works best for everybody you and your friends and everyone else so theoretically what would have happened if she decided not to go back to Sora and stay an organization thirteen riku's basically saying if you don't disappear on your own I'll make you disappear which now that I think about it makes Riku really passive-aggressive I'll have these moments memorized for a long time forever until you know the end of this game when your memories get stuck in Roxas is a conscious of which later gets stuck in Sora subconscious looks like you've meddled again his meddling even an issue anymore I'm pretty sure it never was I mean using the site game that doesn't feature Shore as the main character still has meddling just one and that's not what Sykes means but I still think I should bring it up what a blast from the past she'll stop of all the phases why do I look at her and see yours why does anyone else find it weird that xigbar mentioned sora looking at him the way Ventus did and then he sees ventus when he looks at Shyam but not once does he ever say anything about Roxas looking exactly like a Ventus even so we're not even supposed to know who Ventus is yet so this should mean nothing to us you're not making any sense Kingdom ours in a nutshell she you're missing the whole point Roxas forget this Roxas I wish you'd understand Roxas well to be fair dude you're not exactly doing an excellent job at explaining what the [ __ ] is going on go to Twilight town you'll find a girl there named nominate nominate what she like you'll find out I don't think you'll have trouble finding it I'm sorry but that is extremely misleading need I remind you guys that your time is virtually running out we don't have time for your mysterious boost why don't you just take Xian to nómine no one at castle oblivion ever reported any instance where a replica formed its own identity do you concur axel wait you're telling me that axel didn't say [ __ ] about the raku Black Uhuru why they couldn't possibly blame him for it that was vexing salt and he can't tell me that they didn't know about the recouped Luka because he's literally the only other replica we know about in the replica program I will overlook any Nick's or scratches just ensure she still functions on arrival she literally in the same exact scene you said that she on wasn't it not a she she's not a puppy a puppet couldn't be part of the organization just count the seats here we have and always will be thirteen except you know when the ones in Castle oblivion tied but can't really call ourselves organization eight doesn't sound too school oh yeah remember that part where this is also a Disney game that is one magic ass bandana you're the only one who will be there for Sora Donald and Goofy oh no not this bit again in exchange for not having your own memory you're connecting through others memories so when you disappear no one will remember you there won't be any you to remember for all the powers I possess I can't keep even one piece of the memory called you connected BuChE BuChE that makes absolutely no sense where did I think I could go what a joke look at me Roxas who do you see if you see somebody else's face boy's face then that means I'm almost ready this puppet will have to play her part praxis this is him Sora I have the weirdest boner so wait wasn't roxas losing his power because of Shion so you expect me to believe that a week Roxas can take on an almost fully powered Shion I know that the only reason that she own doesn't defeat Roxas so that Kingdom Hearts 2 can make chronological sense but why make us go through all that yet just to defeat you if you know firsthand that you have to disappear anyway no she'll who else will have ice cream really dude that's the one highlight of your friendship I swear they should have called this game three five eight ice creams over two why why do you have the Keyblade sure bien sûr the most the questions bow deja vu yeah no that still doesn't make sense proxies don't be sad I came from you and Sora I am you the same way that I am Sora you'll forget me but the memories themselves will never go away memories of you and me will always be together forever inside him and so she owns existence has officially meant nothing so this is Rux is living in digital twilight town in an actual house in twilight town who did they delete in order to give Roxas a place to live sorry I'm PC number 13 you won't be missed anyway still got it memorized so you got the number memorized got it memorized get it memorized got it memorized got it memorized and got it memorized get it memorized alright got it memorized didn't get it memorized we've got it memorized taxol get it memorized alright hey guys charge for watching my cinnamon sticks parody of everything wrong with Kingdom memorized three five eight ice creams over two great story and well it's a game that's for sure you guys should head on over to cinemasins the awesome people that I parody they also has sister channels that cover music brands and other topics hey I got an upcoming series in the works just in case you're interested in the meantime you can check out everything wrong with chain of Memories if you'd like until next time stay safe and stay awesome this is char I 5 signing off if you doesn't have to team up with the rock says she could just do a bunch of shell omission she she she she she she she doesn't have to team up with Roxas she could just do a bunch of shush shush shush ello mission jam honshou she doesn't have to team up to rock so she could just do a bunch of solo hug God why is it so hard

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Id: RK16e3Pt-pQ

Length: 18min 45sec (1125 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 08 2016

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[u/KarmaCharger5]

I really don't like cinema sins or cinema sins-esque videos. It's always nitpicky, and I feel like I see nitpicking for this series already on a constant basis which I'm honestly sick of. So, I'll pass.

EDIT: and yes, though a lot of it is just for lols, it's still off putting for me. Do not care for these.