Everything Wrong With Iron Man In 4 Minutes Or Less

thank you I don't want to see this under Myspace page Myspace was a dated reference even when this movie came out spinny holes blown in the Humvee but nothing hits Tony an entire article called metal versus wood madman wasn't popular enough yet in 2008 for Roger to play Howard Stark name actor with a bald head tells us who the surprise bad guy is four and a half minutes into the movie Forbes didn't spell check this magazine cover or they like stupid puns it's a sin either way John Favreau is in Vegas but he's not picking up beautiful babies so this chick was so turned on by how Brazen Tony Stark was and asking her to bed that she got in the car and drove for three plus hours with him to Malibu so is he the joker now scene does not contain a lap dance Gwyneth Paltrow I should take it pepper know that the reporter took it like a champ was she in the bedroom with them just your babysitter and so you know when you need your diaper change thank you let me know and I'll get you a bottle if you're using bottles when you change diapers you are a terrible babysitter wait a minute why does the bad guy insist on having Stark build the Jericho missile instead of just killing him immediately we learned he's already got the connection to Obadiah so he can buy Stark weapons under the table so why not just buy a Jericho that one he shoots Tony right now he can still get the Jericho and then fulfill his promise to Obadiah to kill the guy the Arc Reactor is here but then we see it granted ever so briefly but with that unmistakable blue glow when he shows the ends in the blueprints which is before he's actually put the damn thing in his chest that could run your heart for 50 lifetimes wait a second is the reactor needed to keep shrapnel out of his heart or to power the thing if only there was a shining gleaming clue that could have tipped the terrorists off that Tony wasn't building a missile and I will see them when I leave here John Favreau forgets to show the Grim Reaper behind the sky to hammer home how doomed he is where did he get the hair gel someone forgot to tell this guy he has video cameras set up in this room the only guy who actually keeps an eye on the video feeds sees Tony doing some crazy robotic leg thing and goes in to call them on their but then just drops it and lets them get back to work missiles don't have masks this should have been a dead giveaway if these guys had ever seen Hunt for Red October they know to be careful shooting in a room full of missiles so none of these guys even got one bullet anywhere near the Giant Eye holes did none of the Flames of this explosion get through his eye holes either I'm an American cheeseburger well then why the [ __ ] did you go to Burger King manufacturer division is dark International such a time well you know that's just like uh your opinion man this evil rich guy gets around on a Segway pepper Yanks out the magnet Tony tells her not to take out but then they both just forget about it and put the new one back in without a magnet what that's pretty funny but wouldn't Serious injury or death occur from crashing face first into a concrete wall and then falling from that height wait a minute the coffee pepper brought him back before he talked to Obi and then tested flight inside and then tested the Flight of the suit outside is still steaming hot apple and Dell monitor sharing screen time makes my geek head spin apparently secret meetings concerning Tony's own company that resulted injunctions against him can take place without his or Pepper's knowledge this shell flies past Iron Man ever hits anything or detonates if the bad guys are making their big hostage video all just for Obadiah as we learn later in the film why didn't they just speak English what language do they use to communicate with him when setting up illegal arms deals do they make these little videos for all their communication with him this paralyzing technology is perhaps just as good as anything Iron Man Has in his Arsenal but strangely isn't used again because you have an idea it belongs to this is what Stan Lee must have told Jack Kirby and Steve ditko back in the day why doesn't he use this thing to roll across the floor and save more of his energy she's fine she's with five ages they're about to rest over that it's not gonna be enough why doesn't Tony just call her right now and tell her to stop next time baby yeah not for you why the [ __ ] is he hiding Tony saves innocent civilians in this car by sending Obadiah flying to crush innocent civilians in some other car once you're in a suit this badass do you really need to punch someone with a motorcycle seriously Obadiah just whip out the keychain Gizmo and paralyzes X again falling glass is totally harmless Gwyneth Paltrow's head isn't in a box at the end of the movie wait a minute the guy who directed elf did this movie or is the guy who writes Obama's speeches neither seem qualified but I've been surprised before this end credit scene becomes the bane of existence to all movie theater rushers everywhere as people start wading through the end credits of every single movie before they leave cave with a box of scraps give me major Allen scramble the Jets no understand Commander that torpedo did not self-destruct you heard it hit the hole and I was never here

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Length: 4min 38sec (278 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 23 2013