Everything Wrong With Django Unchained In 4 Minutes Or Less

[Music] what's your name Janko then you're exactly the word I'm looking for does the movie ever explain how you heard about Django in the first place like who's the guy that told him the story about Django this one slave from four states away who one time worked with these white dudes but then got sold and is now in Texas yeah go see him he'll be able to lead you to the criminals you're looking for also he managed to find Django without knowing what he looked like I mean how hard could it be to find three slave driving brothers in Gatlinburg without knowing what they look like and a world full of random cameos this is one of the most random there's very little foam on this glass but then both glasses have tons of foam and Django has had a couple of drinks here but then his glass is full again in the next shot and Schultz's glass is 1/3 empty here but then magically gets more full the Sun is clearly over the Marshalls right shoulder and he's facing the saloon door but when we see his point of view we see his shadow as if the Sun was over his left shoulder should the shadow be over here is she talking to Django is a fan of Austin Powers a full 140 years before its release why does janko's memories of this incident looked like someone filmed a TV that was playing a 70s movie Lords it's not truly a Tarantino movie until someone starts quoting scripture brilliant and visionary director relies on stupid movie trope of the bad guy fumbling his gun okay so the way Tarantino shoots this perspective wise the guy hightailing across the field is going left to right but then when Schultz him he's shot from the front but Schultz even track from left to right as the guy was writing so how in the name of the magic bullet did he pull this shot off there's easily more than 30 guys in this racist posse movie explains away the fact that the slave is a crack shot by saying it's just in his DNA the kids a natural slave auction town in Mississippi isn't the place for him to visit free or not it's just too dangerous when the snow melts I'll take you to Greenville myself why doesn't he just take Django to Greenville himself right now if he's a natural why does he need to have a practice montage Django's attempt to pretend like he's not going to grab this guy is terrible but the idiot on the horse still falls for it does nothing the source goes down with the rider but then is instantly upright in the next shot how does anyone buy this excuse for a conversation between Django and Schultz what are they supposed to least try anything about which fighter they haven't yet seen that they're gonna buy I understand Schultz's reluctance to shake Candy's hand even on principle but he not only in dangers the deal but in dangers both Django and broomhilda's lives by being stubborn over a handshake apparently no one hears this gunshot candy Falls against the bookcase and it takes Candy's man book more than 20 seconds to react Schultz decides to apologize to Django when he should be blasting the unobservant boiler room why is this guy turn to the side aiming at the front door apparently unconcerned by the bloodthirsty Django coming right at it Oh for convenience I guess because the front doors where Django's aiming next and now he can use this dude as a human shield this dead guy's totally breathing Jamie Foxx's balls Django only gets to keep his nuts because of the most convenient timing ever Quentin Tarantino's acting an accent did the Candyland people find the handbills in Django saddlebag but not the ones in his [ __ ] pants pockets you'd like to make Levin thousand dollars I know money talks but these Australian slave drivers never buy into this total bull about an eleven thousand dollar fortune the whole reason for the scene is so that the awful things that Django did in this movie finally pay off when the slaves bound for his store in Warren mostly so the dude toss that dynamite into the cage and then what forgot to close and lock it was this thing open the whole time why didn't the explosion scare these horses into running away like the other ones why would anyone sit at this angle with this particular view boy Django sure is angry about darkanian's death for which he is basically single-handedly responsible boy it sure is lucky that everyone's off at the funeral while Django sets up the death trap at Candyland Django blows his cover slowly walks to the balcony and lights a candle in his gun hand and isn't blown away immediately why didn't miss Laura just run for another room in the shooting star the whole reason for Django even being here broom-hilda sits out in plain view in front of the house instead of hiding in case something goes wrong I know Django is cool and everything but this blast would definitely have blown him back or at least hit him with some debris at this range Tarantino couldn't resist putting one more n-word in the end credits scene [Music] perfect shiny white teeth on slave traders beer taps my violin French pronunciation of valid in a party bus to pop off beer caps straws cigarette holders yummo booze the freeze mother for release dynamite booze [Music] Hoppa got 10 more days be in there how many [ __ ] you think you see come and go huh 7,000 8,000 9,000 the number of slaves Stephen has seen come and goes definitely over 9000

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Length: 4min 52sec (292 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 30 2013