Game on! Okay, but I've got
a good feeling about this next round. <i> Alert. Alert.
Pizza delivery approaching.</i> Rock, paper, laser, shoot. Rock, paper, later. This is bad. Jinx. You owe me
a new Thunder Monitor. Seriously,
if you have an extra one, this is the time to speak up. Lasers always win, dummy. Is that true, Nora? Uh, I'm so glad
that Thunder Monitor's fixed. <i> [beeping]
Activating party mode.</i> [music playing] That's weird. Thunder Monitor, turn off. Alert. Alert.
[party horn blowing] Colosso, it's still broken. Uh, who's up for a dance party? You know, I am.
Party over here. [music playing] [record scratching] Colosso, you said you fixed it. There's a perfectly
good explanation for that. <i> ♪ Here's my motto
I just wanted gelato ♪</i> <i> ♪ I never really fixed it ♪</i> <i> [beeping]
Activating heavy metal mode.</i> [music playing] What's going on? This is my kinda music, baby. [music playing] Thunder Monitor, stop the music. <i> Activating heat mode.</i> My gelato, it's melting.
Melting! Don't worry, I'll save it. See ya. No! Remember, we know nothing. Why is this happening? Yeah, why is this happening? Why is the Thunder Monitor
doing that? Yeah, why is
the Thunder Monitor doing that? Why are you repeating
everything we're saying? Yeah, why is we repeating
everything you're saying? Hank! What is wrong
with the Thunder Monitor?! Can't take this anymore! Sorry, Barb! I can't fix it
if I don't know what broke it! This is our life now! Billy, we have to end this. But I just got my kite going. Mom, Dad, we broke
the Thunder Monitor playing rock, paper, laser! You lasered it?! Are you yelling
because of the noise or because you're incredibly mad
at us?! - I can't believe you kids.
- Yeah, yeah. We'll ground them later.
She told you what happened, just fix it! Alright, she probably lasered
the circuit board, so I'll flip the breaker, and then crush this
with this thing and... [cheering] Alright, Dad! Thank goodness
the Thunder Monitor's fixed. Now about your punishment. Remember what Jebediah said, "If your younguns break
Thunder Monitor, you show 'em mercy." Gosh, Barb, they made it all up. I knew Billy reading a book was
too good to be true. Hey, Max, have you seen the box
of mom's old stuff? Seen it and sold it. What? Max, that box had
mom's old Electra whip in it. Ah, poor sucker,
now he's got to throw it out. No, Max, it's her real whip. It's super dangerous
in a non sup's hands. You've got to get it back. Whoever bought it could get
seriously hurt. Luckily, I don't get
to attached to my customers. Hurt kid plus angry mom equals
no pool. No pool equals sad Max. Hey, kid, get back here!
Wait! Am I hurting the kid? Just get the box back. So did Max see the box? Sure did. Oh, good.
Did he put it back in the attic? Would I be standing here
avoiding eye contact if Max didn't put the box
in the attic? [music playing] Yep, this is the place. What do you want, hipster? Look, I sold that box
to you by mistake, and I was wondering
if I could get it back. Here's your 20 bucks. I'll gave you 50, sideburns. Right. Wait. There's, uh,
something missing in here. Uh... You mean Electress' real whip? I don't know how you got it, but you're never getting
it back, Wall Street. Stop calling me names
and give it back. I'm not giving this bad boy up. I'll only give this
to Electress herself. We all know that's not
gonna happen, Chinatown. Oh, Electress. Hello, citizen. Electress. Is it really you? Yes, it is me. I hope you turn off the light
when you leave a room. I do. I don't. I will. I believe you have something
of mine. Yes. Yes. Your whip.
Come in, my high wattage queen. I got your whip. But before you go, Electress... what was your favorite battle
ever? That would be like
choosing my favorite child. Impossible. Although if pressed, I'd have
to say my oldest daughter. Well, this was fun, but, uh, Electress has
to get to a charity event. [chuckles] Needy children
without batteries. So, I'll just take my whip. Sorry. One more question. Whatever happened
to your sidekick? I had a sidekick? Oh, my sidekick. I was just telling this guy
that story. Here, tell 'em the story. Don't look at me.
Until we got to this dweeb cave, I thought
she was Dad's sidekick. A return to the spark attack. - Ow!
- Oh, sorry. Turn it off! I can't! You're not the real Electress.
Liars. Wiggedy widdedy whip. [music playing] Shocked... to see me? Electress. Amazing. How'd you find me,
my supercharged goddess? No need to make this weird,
citizen. I used my state
of the art homing device to track my whip here. Thank you, young man,
for being a heroic Electrolyte. Electress, these posers aren't
really your kids, are they? My kid- No way. My kids would never
be so reckless as to compromise their identities and safety
just to make a couple of bucks. Told you. But I will make sure
they get what's coming to them. A stern talking to
while we swim in our new pool? Farewell, young spark plug. Whoa! Electress, wait. Before you go, who's gonna pay
for this hole in my carpet? Ooh, Cutesy Cow's on. [groaning] Can we all watch it together? Of course we can, sweetie. <i> Hey there, kids.
It's Cutesy Cow.</i> <i> Who wants a hug?</i> The Moo Crew! Cutesy Cow's lame. Yeah, back when Billy
and I were little kids, we had a way better animal hero. Hootie the Owl. Hootie was cool
and he flew by his own rules. I don't remember
Hootie having any rules. Hey, Billy, let's find
our old Hootie DVDs and show them to Chloe. No, you're not.
You wouldn't find them anyway. I hid those a long time ago. [bleating] It's cute
when they try to hide things. Let's shoe this to Chloe
before Cutesy Cow ruins her. Look, she's learning
how to brush her teeth. <i> ♪ Moo, moo, move your brush
Up and down your gums ♪</i> <i> ♪ Then make sure
To brush your hair ♪</i> <i> ♪ Hygiene can be fun ♪</i> Chloe,
we have something for you. Cool, an owl. Not just any owl.
Check this out. [chewing] Hootie, you can't just eat
that candy without paying. That's stealing. Hootie don't care. [music playing] <i> ♪ Hootie, Hootie
Hootie don't care ♪</i> <i> ♪ Hootie, Hootie
Hootie don't care ♪</i> <i> ♪ What do you think
About that? ♪</i> Maybe we shouldn't have shown
that to Chloe. She's a good kid. I don't think we have anything
to worry about. Chloe don't care. [scribbling] Chloe don't care. [clanking] Chloe don't care. This is your fault. [both] Where's Chloe?
I thought you had her? Chloe don't care! We gotta fix her before Mom
and Dad find out about this. Good luck with that.
Hootie's here master now. No way. We just gotta put
our foot down. Chloe Thunderman, get up here
this instant! We've had enough
of this young lady. No more "Chloe don't care",
and no more Hootie. That was a mistake. And stay out. [door locking] Chloe, you can't lock us out. Chloe don't care. Chloe don't care? You showed her Hootie the-? Ow. It's pronounced owl. We specifically told you
not to show her- Hey, my super hiccups are gone. Just like we planned. I am breaking the door down. Hank, it doesn't matter
if we're inside or outside. The problem is
she stopped caring. We need to find something
that she cares about again. Chloe loves watching
Cutesy Cow with us. We can do that. That's a great idea, Nora. Look, everyone, it's Cutesy Cow. Let's watch it together
as a family. <i> Who wants a hug?</i> The Moo Crew! [music playing] [ringing] Don't answer it, Mom. We all know what
she's going to say. Well, now wh-
[sneezing] Uh-oh. Hank, you sound like
you're coming down with a cold. No, no. No way. I am Thunder Ma-
Ooh, ooh, ooh. He's gonna super sneeze. Uh-oh. Hold on to something! [sneezing] Chloe. You came outside. I was worried about my family. Aww. That's sweet, honey,
but Daddy's fine. Not you, them. You hear that, Billy?
She cares again. That's great. We believe we're ready to begin a more grown up level
of superhero training. You started training Phoebe
when she was our age. Eh, Phoebe's special,
just like you guys. We've taken down
some serious villains, like Fairy Pinchess at the prom. Allow us to refresh
your memories. [tearing] I'm gonna pinch you
into next week. But she didn't
because Billy zapped her. And I locked her in a box. You have zapped me.
Goodbye, cruel world. Get in the box,
Scarlet Johansson. Another villain taken out
by Billy and... Nora. Okay, you guys convinced us. Meet us in the driveway
tomorrow afternoon and we will begin
your next phase of superhero training. Nora, we did it. I told you it would work. [Chloe]
Guys, can I come out now? <i> Hello, little sups.</i> <i> Let's have some training
and fun.</i> [music playing] Oh, this is perfect
training tool... for a baby. Or someone who's just been born. The training bot is built
to challenge sups at any level. Right now is set
to Cutesy Wutsie because you two are
cutesy wutsie. We're not cutesy wutsie. I don't know
I'm pretty adorable. At least challenge us and crank this thing up
to Meany Weenie. No, no. I know it probably feels like we're taking things
a little slow. But if you want to fight,
for justice, you're going
to have to trust us. Honey,
did you just make that up? Yeah. I just did. Okay, uh, you two do your best and we'll be back
to check on you later. [music playing] <i> Use your powers to pop</i> <i> as many bubbles as you can,
hero.</i> This is crazy. Mom and Dad are still treating
us like babies. But we know we can handle real
grown up training, right? - Yeah.
- We took down villains. We shouldn't be wasting time
on this baby bot. Right? Yeah! So, you're going to go crank up
that crime bot to the Meanie Weenie level.
Right? No. Mom and Dad said
that we're not ready. Then let's prove them wrong. [beeping] <i> Leveling up.
Stand by.</i> Hey, let's go get a snack
while this thing levels up. Yeah, then we'll come back and show this goofy
little robot who's boss. <i> Meanie Weenie mode complete.</i> I think he's the boss. <i> Losers targeted.</i> Oh, good. He found some losers. We're the losers. Thanks, Billy. You know what? Let's just stand up
to this tin man. Hey, metal head,
you're going down. <i> You have defeated
the Crime Buddy.</i> Yes! <i> Just kidding. You are dumb
as well as weak.</i> [screaming] Can't wait to see how Billy
and Nora did while we were gone. Yeah, I bet they're giving
that Crime Buddy the business. <i> Prepare to be destroyed.</i> Let go of my babies! <i> Your challenge is accepted,
soccer mom.</i> They're not scared of you,
but I am. Hey! My mom made that coat rack
out of the first tree I flew into. <i> Get a tissue, mama's boy.</i> Oh-ho-ho. That's it.
You're out of here. So, we finally get to meet
our little girl's so called boyfriend. <i> Yo, mullet head, 1985 called,</i> <i> and said that haircut was lame
in 1985.</i> Max, anything you want to say? <i> I want to ask your mom
if her face got hit</i> <i> by a makeup truck.</i> Max. Uh... My sister's here. Um, so, guys,
um, what's more fulfilling, opening your own business
or crushing someone's windpipe? [both]
Windpipe. Jinx, you owe me
a protein shake. Hey, boy.
I want to talk to you. <i> Weird hair.</i> Hey, Max. <i> Weird face.</i> Phoebe, they're closing in. Debbie, Gary,
you know, I've actually done a little bit of fighting myself. Uh, let me show you
some of my moves. No, I haven't had a chance
to talk to the elf yet. I have to show you now. Here,
why don't you stand over here and I'll go smack
this shirtless guy around. [grunting] Phoebe just keeps butting in.
I'm gonna go. Great job, Phoebe. [grunting] [clanking] This gym is weak. You okay? Don't go. I am so sorry. You two ruined
our grand opening. I'm sure they didn't mean it. No, I want the Blundermans
out of here now, and you will never see
Max again. Let me make things right. Come on, open up
the fighting cage in your heart and let me in. You wouldn't last two seconds
in my heart cage. Please, come on,
I'll do anything. Actually, Gary, we do need
a sparring partner for Daisy. You need someone
to spar with Daisy? I'll spar with Daisy.
Who's Daisy? Daisy is a world class
MMA fighter. You couldn't handle her. I took you guys down. By accident.
Please let me help you. Daisy will quit our gym if we don't give her
somebody to pound on. We can't afford
to lose another star. Fine. Suit up
and maybe we'll forgive you. But you're still not
in my heart cage. Truth is...
I really like your daughter. And you splitting us up,
has broken my heart. And I didn't even know
I had one til I met Alison. Did you just talk to my parents
without insulting them? Did I?
What have you done to me? She's changing you
for the better. You know, Max,
now that you told me how you really feel,
it changes nothing. You'll never, ever see
my Alley Wiley again. What? He said, "You'll never,
ever see my Ally Wiley again." I just don't understand parents. Everything I saw on TV
told me this would work. What is wrong with you guys?
That was really hard for him. He never talks to adults
without insulting them, but he didn't make fun of you. Yeah, I didn't say anything
about that hatchet job you call a haircut
or her paintball face. Was that out loud? [unintelligible] The point is
Max is a great boyfriend. He's not like other boys.
He's fun, he's smart. One day he's going
to take over the world. Well, it is on my vision board. I'm sorry,
but you can't treat me like your little Alley Wiley
forever. She's right, Gare-Bear. Well, I suppose if we have
to let you date somebody, it might as well be
this tiny woodland creature. Even if he was completely wrong
about my sweet, sweet mullet. So sweet. Thanks, Mom and Dad. Oh, Phoebe,
you can get out of there. Alice and I are back together. Finally. [grunting] This gym rocks! Thank you so much. Don't call me so much,
my name's Phoebe. Ha! Good one. Alright, triple bug bonus. [music playing] A cockroach crawled in the lamp. [shattering] Cockroaches?
Kids, pack your bags, we're moving. [groaning]
Evil Super Cockroach is back? You ate my sidekick
but you won't eat my family! We're just playing
Super Bug Blitz. Can you guys stop being old? I knew that.
Stop being so old, Barb. Kids, look at this mess.
You can't tear up the whole house
for a video game. We didn't tear up
the whole house. Yeah, we haven't even been
near the bathroom. [gasping]
The bathroom. Jackpot. [shattering] Okay, they have a problem. Take that, spider! C-Chloe,
where'd you get that phone? Uh, I love you? President Kickbutt,
our phones are missing. Send in the Z-Force. <i> The Z-Force is at the center
of the Earth,</i> <i> fighting a giant
radioactive worm.</i> Good, they're not busy. <i> I am. Stop calling me.</i> Kids, we have your phones. Oh, good. We better warm up
our squishing fingers. Ow. Cramp. Kids, we took your phones away because you were destroying
the house. You guys need a break
from technology. When your mother
and I were kids, we used to play a little game
called Go Outside. We play Go Outside.
It's an app, on our phones. Every ten minutes
it charges both of your credit cards.
So fun. No, we actually played outside.
Real games like Pick Up Sticks. - Paint the Sticks.
- Kick the Sticks. There was a lot
of stick based games. How old are you guys? Outside. Fine. Come on, Nora.
I think the outside is that way. Aww. Hank, the kids are having so much fun
without their phones. Is it possible to be
too good at parenting? Ooh, we should reward ourselves
with a Cupcake Island finale. I have to see
if Tristan can beat Bryce after that skater took
his banking hand. Hank, the TV's gone. What kind of filthy no good
loser would steal our TV? These losers. What? We realized you guys were right.
We've all been spending too much time staring
at screens. So we made the TVs go bye-bye. Um, kids,
we- we appreciate the thought, but we're about to watch
our show's big finale. It is very important we find out
who gets off Cupcake Island. Maybe you could fly there
on Twig Town Airlines. Sorry we can't stick around. You'll need these. [groaning]
Our TV has to be here somewhere. I'm coming for ya,
Cupcake Island. [grunting] Whoa! Maybe we should give
them back the TV. No. This is what
we're waiting for, Billy. They're cracking. Oh, kids, listen. Your mother and I think
that we have taught you a very valuable life lesson.
Right, Barb? Yep, you guys learned,
we learned, everybody learned. Here are your phones.
Now, where is our TV? I don't know,
the sticks are pretty fun. Give us back our TV. Oh, Chloe! Hey. I don't think
that's our TV. Oh, Hank, just take it. Billy, look, they added crickets
to Super Bug Blitz. What a time to be alive. Look, the kids are back
to their old habits because we couldn't give up TV. Does this mean
we're bad parents? No. Watch this. Kids, go play
with your phones outside. That is called Winning
the Game of Parenting, honey. And now to find out
who won Cupcake Island. Tristan won it all, baby. Chloe!
