I'll get the lemonade! Dance! Dance I say! Ow! Cut it out! [laughing] Good job, Billy! Keep it nice and steady, Nora. This is awesome! You're the best babysitter ever! Oh! The brownies. Brownies? I'll cut em in squares. Oops. Brownie? Phoebe, think fast! Dad, think fast! My monkey drink. Yay! I got the prize! You snooze, you lose! Ow! You take, you bake! Sidekick? This just became the happiest
moment of my tender life. Wee! Yay! Yippee! [groaning] Go, go, go! Mom? Thanks to Billy, you have
Belgium Waffles from Belgium, fresh maple syrup from Vermont, and hot coffee from over there. Wow! That's way better
than Harry Foot Puppets. Yes! Space Kitties, it is. Aw, Space Kitties? Guess you won't
be needing this. Sorry we're late. Someone stopped
for chocolate milk. Did you bring the
[indiscernible]? I knew I forgot something. It's just so good! I can't stop! Hank! Do something! Got it! Phoebe! Do something! Got it. Jeez, Phoebe,
what have you been eating? Cat food? [screaming] So, no tango? Get set. Go! Done, Coach. Half a second? You're slacking, kid. Do a lap! Paris is lovely
this time of year. Whoa! Wonky. Got it. Power! Yes! Whoa! What's going on? Uh oh! Guys! I'm worried
about this cat! Billy, initiate
DEFCON Orange. On it! I'm sorry. What's DEFCON orange? We hide out in Argentina,
until the heat dies down. Come on! Super punch me. [laughing] It's like a soothing
massage for my tummy. [laughing] It's been 30 seconds. Why isn't Billy back from
Russia with that plant yet? Sorry I'm late. I went hat shopping. Phoebe! There's a Channing Tatum
movie Marathon on! Sweet cheese! Go! My arm! [screaming] Oh no! Billy's being attacked
by an angry badger! Phoebe, do something! I'll save you, Billy! Quick! What's the number
for animal control? Phoebe! A bloodthirsty varmint
is chewing on your brother! [screaming] I need to get my bounce on. Wee! This is the best thing ever! Come on. Get off,
Billy. It's my turn. No way! This is too much fun! They're coming! Places, everyone! Okay. Go, go, go, go, go! We're outta here! Hop on, Nora! Billy, do you really wanna
spend two weeks in castles? Have you ever even been to one? Good point. Be right back. I know Billy. He's gonna love castles. Castles are lame. Set! Go! Billy, out. Oh. Thanks, Mom! This is why
you don't have a pet. Where did Dr. Colosso go? Billy, check the front yard. He's not there. Check the park! He's not there! Check the International
Carrot Museum! He's not there. But carrots are way
more interesting than I thought. Get the bunny! Oh. I already have the bunny! Thank you. For what? For understanding
that I made a mistake. That's not my bunny. Cool Danger Disc, huh? By the way,
the cereal goes in the bowl. By the way, you don't play
Danger Disc in the house. Max said it was fine
and he's in charge. No, he's not. Dad just told him
that so that he'd behave. Well, it didn't work. Billy, keep playing. Phoebe, go to your room. Yay! Ow! My big toe finger! Don't worry. I got this. Billy! You did it! And with a bucket on your butt. You're not upset
about Nora anymore? Of course not. Wow. Obviously you
got through to him. And you saved me in there. It's nice to know
you've got my back. Yeah. Just like Max said. Sisters are for life. See you at home. I'll get it, Mom! And he's safe! Laser tag rules! Come on, Max! How much longer? Yeah, we're hungry! I told you, you each get 40
pounds of pretzels when you crack the safe! Outta the way! Just waiting for you, blabby! Blast off! In five, four, three, two, one. Oh no! My babies! They're Right there? I was too late!
The museum's closed! Why are you still smiling? Good job, Billy. You'll never catch me! You were saying? Raspberry! We also stole her keys. And her brush. My hair has never looked better. If he sees this,
the surprise'll be ruined! Hide the decorations! On it! Put the decorations back up. On it! Oops. Looks like we have time
to wrap our gifts for Dad. On it! Phew! I no longer regret my summer
at gift wrapping camp. Well, you're gonna. Hey, Dad, can we get
our disk back? - Is it on the roof?
- No. Then go ahead. Got it! And no poison ivy. Up top! There's a rare plant
in the Amazon that the locals say
cures poison ivy. - Check it out.
- Think it'll work? Only one way to find out. Race you there, Billy. - Thunder Man! Aw
- Got it! I gotta get
a shorter catchphrase. We are not a superheroes! Yeah, if we were,
could I do this? I'm gonna say yes. Alright, Billy. Go turn on the water so we can turn this room
into our own private water park. On it! Hold on. Nobody move. I'm the fastest kid in the
world, and no one knows. You know what, Nora? I'm gonna keep
our family tradition alive. How does snow from
Mount Fuji sound? It's blizzard time! Billy, no! They cannot hear you! Give it back! That's the only bow I have
left and it's for Max. Shoulda turned evil like the
rest of us, Nora. Never. Fine. FYI. If you're gonna eat beans,
open a window. Oh. That's right. You can't afford windows. [laughing] Two hundred and eighty
thousand jumps! Think you can beat that? I guess we'll never know. Alert, alert .
P ackage delivered. Whoa! A toy delivery? I can't wait to see what it is! Hide the evidence! Aww. You look so cute. Tunnel at Candy Town? Max, you were right!
It doesn't exist! Candy! I'll show you! See? She layed an egg sac
on your retainer. See? See? [indiscernible] on our house! Wait! I'm the young lady
you're mad at! Max didn't do it. Uncle Billy did. Billy, what's gotten
into you lately? No TV again tonight. Ready or not, here I come. Found you. Took you long enough. Whoa! I did it! Let's see what he's
hiding under that paper hat. Hair. He was hiding hair. Mrs. Wong's an alien! And she saw us! Run! Why did I get
the laser eyes? Now, no aliens can get in. I'll do it, too,
just to be safe. Now, they're double locked. Ah! I can't see! Finish her, Nora! Super Spin him, Billy! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Stop spinning me!
I'm gonna puke! What's going on in here? Oh, I get it. It's Backwards Day! Billy! You found one! Thank you so much. Sorry I'm late. I got lost
inside the Great Mall of China. It's real? You're the one doing
the project on China. You should know these things. Never! To the sky! Whoa! Chloe's new
power is Teleportation! That was my guess. What's he looking at? I have no idea. You can do it, Billy. Thanks, Chloe. Hearing you say that, changes nothing! You're everywhere! On it! Can you move? I'm trying
to hide stuff from you. I'm gonna go change
into my good socks. [knocking] You must a be Nora. I'm a Luigi. Nice a to meet you. Excuse see.
I need to go a bathroom. So, how do you guys like Luigi? That touches Luigi's
a huge a heart a. I'm a go to tell Billy
right now. Excuse see. Done! And I found a half
eaten granola bar. [talking] Don't you think, Billy? I'll check. Yes, it is packed. Ten kid pile up on the slide. Off Wong's house, off that bird feeder,
off the power lines. Nothing but watermelon. Hi guys. [squealing] I almost lasered Chloe! You need a time out, lady! Looks like I won't be
needing this anymore. But I will need pants. She's coming! Quick! Hide everything! I'm ready to be a superhero. To the park! That means you have laser eyes! It doesn't matter.
I'm not a superhero! Here, take em back. Ow! It doesn't work that way! - What?
- Let her go! Aww. Look who
came out of hiding. [laughing] You are no superhero. You're just a scared little boy. [laughing] Billy! What's the
answer to everything? Triangle? Triangle! [gasping] [squealing] Sorry, Coco.
We're not getting the car. [squealing] We just have to get
that chicken from her. Billy, superspeed over there
and grab the chicken. Another bad idea, Fun Phoebe! Look at the cake! Good trick Nora. Thanks. Billy, you are on dishwashing. Yes! Did you say dishwashing
or fish washing? Hold the crab cakes. Crabs make bad cake. Oh, yeah! Let's do this! Just bring me beans!
And lots of them. What can I say?
The kid knows his salami. It's great in smoothies, too. No, it's not. I'm gonna go puke. Hey, Billy! Let's find our old Hootie
DVDs and show them to Chloe. No, you're not. You wouldn't find them anyway.
I hid those a long time ago. It's cute when they try
to hide things. The raccoon's back! [screaming] Oh, so it's funny
when you do it? Thanks, Gullibilly. What'd you say? Ehh. I said, you're like a son to me. Aww. You're like a moon to me. Please just go. Right after I get him
his potatoes. I'll get him. Your wrists are sore? Run, Billy! Let's see if I still
have mine, too! Ow. I mean yay. I speak for yourselves,
slowpokes. I'm faster than lightning. Nope. Lightning's faster. I got the Whoa Grow. That's the first time you've had
a clever idea before me. And now, I gotta go
put on my super suit. That's my super suit. Cool! You have a fart shield. Take it off! Billy, come quick! Phoebe's tablet's
reporting a crime! What's with your hair? If I'm taking over for Max, I've gotta look the part. How's my swoosh? He's getting away! And call me... the Rapid Gentleman! How about, Kid Quick? Kid Quick! Just let me finish getting
rid of these leaves first. Did Billy just
do something cool? I think he did. Billy, have you ever thought
about doing that with both arms? You mean like this? Armnadoes, go! I can't believe how reckless
and destructive that was. I know. It was amazing! But it'll probably be safer if we train him at
a different location. Well, we can take him
to the junkyard. Everything there
is already broken. Awesome! Okay, I'll give it a try. I'm on it! Race you to Texas! I win, partner. Race you to, Excusville! I don't know where
he's going, but... I hope he comes back. PB and jellyfish sandwich? Why do you still have that? So, I can do this. Gah! Gross! What is this? Thunder Man, away! Got it! Shoot, I missed.
Billy! Block him! Gee willikers! I'm being accosted
by super villains! We're not super villains,
we're superheroes. I'm being accosted
by superheroes! Try to hit this fastball, Billy. Nice pitch, Billy! Now, we have to find
somewhere else to play. I know a great place
in Madagascar! She meant in this country! Quick, Billy, run after him
and get Chloe's blanket! Just to be clear. Are we talking about
Khloe Kardashian? No. Nora, what you doing? Just playing checkers by myself, because I'm not allowed
to play with Billy. Watch this. Ahem. Wow, that's pretty brilliant. Yeah. They'll never catch us
if I don't stand here too long. They're playing together! Code Red! Code Red!
