You should, like totally wake up
Max Thunderman. Mom! Dad!
Phoebe finally snapped! As if. I'm not Phoebe. I am the Spirit
of Christmas Past. Go away. How did you do that? I told you I'm not Phoebe. I've come to show you
that all your lame ideas to ruin Christmas have failed,
like royally. Okay, Spirit of Christmas Past, exactly when in the past was
that outfit cool? The 80s, barf bag. Now, come see how bogus
you've been in the past. I have all ways ruined
Christmas, and I always will. You're right.
Go back to bed. Psych. Hey. This is our old home
in Metroberg. No duh.
There's you and Phoebe with your parents
on your very first Christmas. It was the first lame gift
you tried to give them. Merry Christmas, Phoebe. [cooing] Merry Christmas, Max. Barf. Oh, I'm good.
Direct hit. Take that Christmas. Keep watching. Hank... he said my name. Max's first word was Barb. No, no, no, no. I said, "Barf". I totally heard Barb. This is the best
Christmas gift ever. Say what you want,
but I still barfed on her. That Christmas was ruined, just like I ruined
every other Christmas. Did ya? You bet your jingle bells I did. Well, let's go scope it out,
McFly. Hey, if you keep doing that,
I'm gonna Barb all over you. Hey...
this was our last Christmas in Metroberg.
All because of me. Don't just stand there,
open your presents. Cool, prestored poo. Billy, it's a lump of cool. Ugh, gross. Ha. Merry Christmas, suckers. [laughing] What could've gone wrong
this time? I crushed the Christmas spirit
so hard we had to move. No, you're like sort of right,
but, like mostly wrong. I have an idea.
Hand me your coal, everyone. [crunching] [gasping] That's the biggest diamond
I've ever seen. We're rich. Well, we're not rich, but maybe there's enough here
for us to retire on, so we can spend more time
with the kids. We could move to the suburbs and give them
a normal childhood. I hear Hiddenville is great. It'd be great to get Max away from all the supervillains
here in Metroberg. Christmas spirit rules.
Thanks, Max! Don't thank Max. Best Christmas ever! How is this possible? Now, do you see how you're like,
totally wasting your time trying to kill
the Christmas spirit? It'll always turn your bad gifts
into good gifts, so you might as well
just give Nora a good gift. Or, I get Nora no gift at all. That'll definitely ruin
her Christmas. Thanks, old-timey spirit. Don't thank me.
That wasn't the point. Can't hear ya.
Too busy waking myself up. Stop that.
Stop waking yourself up. Ow.
Sleepy slaps hurt. What's all the muttering about? I had a dream
I gave every one bad gifts. That wasn't a dream. You're about to give Nora
cottage cheese. She's not getting
cottage cheese anymore. Empty. This will work. To Nora.
Try turning this into diamonds. And now nature's lullaby. [bombing strikes] [bombing strikes] Ow! Wake up, Max.
It's Christmas morning. What the dickens are
you supposed to be? I'm the Spirit
of Christmas Present. Get it? Got it.
Let's wrap this up. Get it? Can't. You didn't learn a thing from the Spirit
of Christmas Past, so, now I have to show you
Nora's reaction when she opens her gift
in the morning. No, thanks, barf bag.
See, I did learn something. Ow! Why does that wrapping paper
hurt so much? Because it's a bat. I'll get my shoes. [sighing]
I love my job. Man, I look good in the morning. Here you go, Nora. - Thanks, Max.
- Oh, it's nothing. And I'm funny, too.
[chuckles] - Hey, what gives?
- What's wrong, Nora? There's nothing inside
that's what. That is messed up! Un-Merry Christmas. Maximus Octavius Thunderman,
how could you? Apologize to your sister. Only if you apologize
for my middle name. We're sorry. Oh. I'm still not apologizing. Don't worry, guys. It's going to take a lot more
than one empty box to ruin Christmas.
Right, Nora? No snow. No Present.
Christmas is ruined. Batter up. Ow. Hey, what's all the hubbub?
Another bad dream? Yeah, but this one
finally opened my eyes. I think I learned
a valuable lesson about Christmas. Don't drink your dad's eggnog
because I bathe in it? I've been a complete fool,
Colosso. What kind of small-minded person tries to ruin
a little girl's Christmas, when he could ruin
everyone's Christmas? [laughing]
