- If you spit the water out right now, I'll give you one push-up in
front of everybody right here. (audience exclaiming) Wait, wait, wait. You spit the water out, I'll give you five push-ups right here in front of everybody. (audience cheering)
- Let's go, Big Mack. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) All right. You want strawberry? You want a raspberry? I got lemon Push-Ups. I got a lot more.
(bell dinging) - Let's go, squad. - I am Hannah thoughts. (audience laughing) Your thoughts sound a
little manly, I know. (audience laughing) If that's Justina Valentine
then this Justina Easter Egg. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [DJ D-Wrek] Not Justina Easter Egg. (audience cheering) - You a little cute ass little white girl. Hold on, man. Let me tell you a little
something about me. I had a little video leak of me, you know, a couple weeks ago, I was
doing some nasty stuff. So if you'll let me walk over there and show you what you missed,
leave the water in your mouth. - Go head, spit it out. - Okay. Well, that's the
first video right here. (bell dings)
- Don't nobody wanna see that. This is a family show, Hitman. (audience cheering) - Hey. Hey. Hey yo, this guy, I was in the bedroom. He asked me to talk dirty
to him and I was like, "You sure?" I'm not like
Latina, that (beep) not sexy. It's not like, aye papi. Like, I'll be in that bitch like, "Ugh. Helga." (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (audience cheering) - Chateau. I didn't think anything
can get whiter than Maddy. (audience laughing) But your, that introduction, "I'm from Oregon and
I'm here to represent." (audience laughing)
(bell dings) Let's go Oregon. Right. - What up? How you do? (laughs) Okay. So what the vibe, Nick. So remember when we hooked up? I know you're like, "Which time?" But when we hooked up and I was like, "I have an IUD." So I mixed it up, I actually have a DUI. It's crazy. I always it mix it up.
(bell dings) Yeah. So, okay.
(audience laughing) - Let's go E-man. E-man. Hoo, hoo. - Oh. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, come on. That's how white people
sound when they have sex. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - That's it. That easy there, E. I say, let's go. - Yer. - [Audience] Yer. - Hey, Nick. Hey Hannah, how you doing? Oh, look, you kind of skinny. It's cool. Don't worry. You know, big people, we
always got snacks on us. I usually, I usually, you know what? I ate my stomach snacks. (audience laughing) Gotta go to plan B. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) I got these Gummy Bears. I got Spaghetti O's, Nick. I got some Oreos, Nick. I got some Jelly Beans.
(bell dinging) - Yo, this has been a hell of a game. D-Wrek, it was a lot of scoring going on. Who won? - It was real close, but the
Old School squad spit the most. So the New School squad wins, y'all. Old School, Wild Out. (audience cheering) - Marsai, listen, I was trying to think of
something to say about you to make you laugh. But she was so wonderful and gorgeous, I couldn't even think of anything to say. Sike. Your name sounded like some liquor. Like, what y'all drinking tonight? We on that Marsai. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) We on that Marsai tonight, baby. Boy, we twisted off that
Marsai tonight, baby. What you say? We drinking that Marsai, every day. - That Marsai all over Nick. She spit all that Marsai on me. (audience laughing) - I'm sorry. (laughs) (audience cheering) - Boy. (beep) - Chico, you right. This
Marsai is crazy. (beep) (beep) Hoo. Goddamn. This how Justina talk. Goddamn. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Let's go, JJ. (audience cheering) - All right. How you doing, Marsai? How you doing? Look, I know you got parents. I got parents. You ever get whoopings? I used to get beatings. My mama used to say stuff to me like, "Boy, I would beat the
black off your ass." If she did, would that make me a baboon? - A what? - Man, get your back over here. (buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughing) Hey, JJ. Let me holla at you for a minute. (audience cheering)
- Let's go, Phillip. That's my brother,
y'all. That's my brother. That's my brother, y'all. - Hey man, don't jinx him. - I gotta have my weaponry. Sup, little girl? Trying to hit these? Hey, yeah. I break bread wit' ya. (audience laughing) All right, all right, all right. A wise man once told me, Nicholas. Oh. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) That's a trap, Nick. That's a trap. That's a trap. - We want a hundred million
and a jet, right now. (audience cheering) - What's up, Marsai? A successful young black
woman looking good on TV. Looking good out here.
(audience cheering) Kinda stylish. Your braids look good. They look nice. They don't look nothing like these braids. Have you seen these? - Look here, we got the same braids. We got the exact same. I'm just missing this part.
(bell dings) But you are too, a little
bit. You know what I mean? And your name sound
like chicken seasoning. You put some nice rub on that and get you some of them thighs, (bell dings)
put some Marsai on that. Boy, that thing hittin' boy,
you put that Marsai on that. - Let's go, Big Mack.
(audience cheering) - Yer. - [Audience} Yer. - You're doing great. Nick, what up bro? Can I tell you, man, you
are an inspiration, man. I know you on your fitness journey. Well, guess what? My core, I gotta start with my core. I need my core to look like you. So here's the deal. You spit the water out. I will do five crunches, right
here in front of everybody. We could be twins. 10? 10 crunches? I don't know if I can do 10 crunches. I'll give you six and a possible. (audience laughing) - Do it. Just do it. - It's for his health.
(bell dings) I wanna see this. - I didn't think you was
gonna really, all right. You know what? Let's do it. (audience cheering) - Big Mack, Big Mack, Big Mack, Big Mack. - [Audience] Big Mack, Big
Mack, Big Mack, Big Mack. - One. Two. Three. Four. (bell dinging)
Y'all give it up for the Big Mack fitness challenge. One, two, three. DJ D-Wrek, who won? Nick, you spit the most, so the New School wins. Make some noise for the New School. - Hey, Coco. You're so beautiful. I had to tell you something. This is a crazy story. I actually also auditioned
for Hillary on Fresh Prince. - Here we go. - And I almost got the role,
but the director was like "You're just way too thick
to fit in the wardrobe." - No, no, no, Justina, Justina. - No, they said I-
- No, no. They were talking about your voice. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) Yeah, yeah, yeah. That thick ass voice. Thick ass voice.
- The voice too thick. - [DJ D-Wrek] Make some noise for Santwon. (audience cheering) - Justina sound like she
gargling motor oil. Goddamn. Good Lord. Don't spit,
stupid, you on my team. I ain't got no jokes. I'm
gonna just start like this. ♪ N-N-Nick Nick N-Nick, Nick, Nick ♪ You spit? (beep) (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (audience cheering) - Coco Jones. I seen you be cooking the
lingerie and all that. Right? So if you can picture yourself
cooking in lingerie for me, while I'm kissing all on your inner thighs and your lower back. Spit the water out. - Hey, Hey Hitman. Calm down. You ain't gonna hit this, man. (audience cheering) (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - [D-Wrek] Let's go, Kvitko. - Hey, Nick. I wanna ask you a question. Don't spit, I want to be here more. What do you think? What do you think is further away, my country or Chico Bean hair line? (audience laughing)
(bell dings) Look at this (beep). Look at this (beep). His hair line's so far away, it needs a passport. - You sound like The Count. One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
(bell dings) Six. Seven, eight. - Let's go, Chico.
- Let's go, Chico. - Yeah, Nick. What's up, slim? Can't touch this. Hey. Look, Coco. I got a bone to pick with you. I don't know if you know this but you and me went
viral for the same thing. Spitting that Busta Rhymes
"Look At Me Now" verse. And there was some controversy
on who did it better. So since you here, I
figure we can settle it. But if you scared, keep
the water in your mouth. If you not, spit it out and let's go. - No. - Spit it out. Spit it out. Spit it out. Yeah. No, listen. It's a challenge. We'll give you a pass. Yeah, you need to pass. - No, ain't no pass
(beep) that goddamn pass. - No, she get a pass. - She don't get no pass. She don't need no pass for you. No, no, no. Oh, he spit
(bell dings) - [Chico] Let's go. - You get a pass. All right. - Challenge accepted.
Show him what you got. - Do, do, do ♪ Let's go. ♪ ♪ Cause I'm feeling like I'm running ♪ ♪ And I'm feeling like I gotta get away ♪ ♪ Get away, get away ♪ ♪ But I know that I don't
and I won't ever stop ♪ ♪ Cause you know, I gotta
win every day, day ♪ ♪ See, they really, really wanna pop me ♪ ♪ Just know that you will never stop me ♪ ♪ And I know that I
could be a little cocky ♪ ♪ But you ain't never gonna stop me ♪ ♪ Every time I come a
(beep) gotta set it ♪ ♪ Then I gotta go that I gotta get it ♪ ♪ Then I gotta blow and
then I gotta shudder ♪ ♪ Any little thing a (beep)
think that he be doing ♪ ♪ Cause it doesn't matter
'cause I'm gonna da-da-da ♪ ♪ Then I'm gonna murder everything ♪ ♪ And anything, a bada-boom, a bada-bing ♪ ♪ I gotta do a lot of things ♪ ♪ And make it clear to a couple (beep) ♪ ♪ That I always win and I
gotta get it again and again ♪ ♪ And then again, ♪ ♪ And I be doing it to death ♪ ♪ And now I move a little foul ♪ ♪ A (beep) better call a ref,
and everybody knows my style ♪ ♪ And (beep) know I'm the best
when it come to doing this ♪ ♪ And I be banging on my chest ♪ ♪ And I bang in East
and I bang in the West ♪ ♪ And I come to give you more
and I will never give you less ♪ ♪ You will hear it in the street ♪ ♪ Or you can read it in the press ♪ ♪ Do you really wanna know what's next ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ See the way we on and
then we all up in the race ♪ ♪ And you know we gotta go ♪ ♪ Don't try to keep up with the pace ♪ ♪ And we struggling and hustling
and sending in to get it ♪ ♪ And we always gotta do it,
take it to another place ♪ ♪ Gotta taste it and I gotta grab it ♪ ♪ And I gotta cut all
through his traffic ♪ ♪ Just to be at the top of the throne ♪ ♪ Better know I gotta have it, have it ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, man, who won that? - Nick, you spit the most. So I gotta give it to the New School. Make some noise for the New School. - What's up, sister? Ugh, Nicholas. I've been trying to get pregnant by you for the last three seasons. But I've been saying it in English. So maybe if I say it in Creole. (speaking foreign language) Oh that ain't work? You know what? Let me get my Hebrew girl over here. Come on, kick it to him in Hebrew, please. How do I say that in Hebrew? - How do you say what? Oh, oh, in your mouth. Honey, no, the languages is the same. It's. (gagging) (audience laughing)
(bell dings) Yeah. (audience cheering) - I know how to (beep) in Hebrew. (DC groaning and gagging) You gotta get under that booty. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Man, both of
y'all. Add two spits. (bell dings)
- No. (audience cheering) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's
popping, blue flame? It is your host, Justina Valentine. And coming to the stage,
we got blessed butter cake. ♪ Bless butter cake, bless butter cake ♪ ♪ A make that booty shake,
a make that booty shake ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dings) ♪ Shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake ♪ ♪ Twerk, twerk, twerk,
twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk ♪ She ain't crazy. Y'all give
up for Chrisetta one time. - I had to spit for that. (audience cheering) Let's go, Santwon. - What up, what up? (beep) What's up, shorty. You alright? You good? - You like girls?
- Not you. The dude next to you. I'm just playing. - Hey, look at me, baby,
when I'm talking to you. Look at me. Focus. Focus on me. Now I'm gonna sing a little
something for you. Okay? Focus. ♪ I wanna be where the white people at ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - There you go, Mantwon. (audience cheering) - Mm-ch. Mm-ch. Mm-ch. Mm-ch. Mm-ch. Mm-ch. Mm-ch. Mm-ch. Nick Cannon, I ain't go no check yet. And I need new bras 'cause my titties
supposed to sit like this but they like supposed sit like that. They supposed to sit like this. (audience laughing) - Check is on the way.
(bell dings) Let's go, Chico. (audience cheering) - Hey, beautiful black women. I love y'all, man. I love the black queens, man. And you know, cause y'all
help us out with everything. Our life wouldn't be
the same without y'all. So with that being said, you
know, y'all both are lovely. I was wondering if y'all can find somebody to help me out with this spot right here. Help me. You, you gonna gimme that? Nah, nevermind. I don't want it. Nevermind. I thought that was gonna work. Usually people shocked
when they see this (beep). They just used to it. You must look like that up under this wig. (audience laughing)
(bell dinging) - Yes, a hell of a game. Y'all make some noise for
Novi and Chrisette, one time. (audience cheering) A lot of spit tonight. DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Yo, the ladies spit the most. - So the fellas win. Make some noise for the fellas. (audience cheering) - Nick, my dog. Come on, boy. You know I be hot. You gotta start telling me when you gonna invite (beep) to the show that be looking like other (beep). I've been calling dude Lil'
Durk for 45 minutes, bro. Come on, bro. Like he spit. Gimme my bell and I'm gone. (bell dings)
Thank you kindly. Appreciate you. (audience cheering) (bell dings) - No, you wasn't supposed- - [D-Wrek] Let's go, Chico.
- Yeah. I like when y'all land the. That's dope right there. I like when y'all do that. Yeah. That's, yeah, you got it. Real quick though, I was just wondering if you paid attention to your team over there. Look at your team. Charlie Clips is the big one right there. You know, I know this girl
that had sex with him. Right? And I asked her like how it was. And I said, "What did you think?" And she said, "As soon as
I saw his body, I was like, ♪ I wish I had a time machine ♪ ♪ I wish I had a time machine ♪ You drank that water. You drank that water. Nah, don't fill your
mouth up with air now. You swallowed it. She know how to hold it, Nick. (buzzer buzzes) (audience cheering) - Hey gorgeous. So Nick, there are a few world
champions in the room today. We got my homegirl Jordan and we got me. So we gotta have a
little flip competition. We gonna have a little tumble-off. - Let me do it for the project babies. - Okay. So make some
noise for the gymnast. (audience cheering) You tell me which one you
think is better. Ready? (audience cheering) But now we've got JJ. - [D-Wrek] Uh-oh. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) Yeah, JJ. (audience cheering) - Okay.
- Yeah, see Jordan. When I was growing up, I was
really good at gymnastics. Like really good. No, no. For real. I was really good. And then one day my coach
sat me down and he was like, "Justina it's just not gonna work out because you're way too thick." He was like how are you gonna flip
the air with all that ass, you're not even gonna be able
to get it into the leotard. He's like it's gonna be flying cakes. (audience laughing) ♪ You wish you had a time machine ♪ (audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes) (audience cheering) - Hey. Hey, Nick. How are you? You doing good today? (speaking foreign language) - He (beep).
- Trust me, I wanted the screen time. I wanted more screen time. - She wanted the screen time. - [Justina] Do it again, whore. - I'm gonna do another (audience cheering) - Don't mess with the Zohan. - Hey, shut the (beep) up. Hey.
(bell dings) Hey Nick, did I ever tell you the thing men like about me most, is my soothing voice. (D-Wrek laughing) ♪ No matter what I do ♪ ♪ All I think about it you ♪
(bell dings) (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (audience cheering) - Boy. What's up, Nick? What's up, Jordan? Look, you dope as hell. These people don't even know. You done won medals all around the world, doing what you do, right? You been all around the world, three, four, five times over, right. But have you ever seen a jacket that looked like this right here? Tell the truth. Tell the truth. You probably ain't never seen no jacket that look like a rotten tooth. Tell the truth. (audience laughing) I know you ain't. (buzzer buzzes) - Gonna do my partner like that. Yo, when you got that girl
up there in the purple, standing there looking like
a action figure and (beep). - Oh, DC.
- Wait a minute. Hold up, you think that's something? (bell dings) Watch this, DC. - Get up there, loaf. - Now you can't even see me. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - That was a hell of a game. Jordan came to play. DJ D-Wrek, who won, man? - I gotta say the New School won that one. Make some noise. The Old School spit the most. (audience cheering) - Okay, Santwon.
- Let's go, Santwon. - Before I start, Nick, I really do feel like if you
click your heels three times, somehow you end up in my closet. I really don't understand. I just don't get it.
(bell dings) Like those are mine. Give them back. Okay, no. Oh, he spit. Okay, bye. (audience cheering) - I am Nick Cannon's thoughts and I love nothing more than jokes that are original. (clears throat) What did the angel say when he answered the phone? Halo. Cause it's, it's a halo.
(buzzer buzzes) - [DJ D-Wrek] Get outta here, man. Make some noise for Phillip. - Let's go, Phil. Let's go, Phil. (audience cheering) - I got a joke. It's fire and it's original. What did the angel say
when he answered the phone? Halo. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - That's what I'm talking 'bout. Let's go, Phillip. - That was a good one, wasn't it? It was the delivery. - I never heard it before. (audience cheering) - You know how when you get home and you just wanna, you
know, take your bra off, let your titties breathe. Same here. You ever just wanna get
home and take your gay off and just act straight for a while. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) This gay (beep). Where the hoes at? Where the hoes at? (audience cheering)
(bell dings) (audience cheering) - Yer. - [Audience] Yer. - What up, Nick? Now we all know you all
about your fitness life. I'll be on your live every morning working out with y'all, man. The crazy thing is nobody believes me when I say I'm getting in shape. So we gonna prove the whole world wrong. Show them that incredible fitness is real. If you spit the water out right now, I'll give you one push up in
front of everybody right here. (audience exclaiming) Wait, wait, wait. You spit the water out, I'll give you five pushups right
here in front of everybody. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - All right. You want strawberry? You want a raspberry? I got a lemon Push-Up. I got all those.
(bell dinging) Take whatever you want. Matter of fact, I got
Push-Ups for everybody. Push-Ups for everybody. You get a Push-Up. You get a Push-Up. Everybody gets a Push-Up. (audience cheering) Y'all make some noise for Mia, one time. She played that game very well. You got a Push-Up?
- Pink one. - She took the pink one. D-Wrek, who won, man? - Yo, Nick, you spit the most. So the New School wins. Make some noise for the New School, y'all. My man, over there making it happen. We got Push-Ups, y'all. We doing it. D-Wrek, take us out. (upbeat hip-hop music)
