- Red Squad, wild out. (audience applause and cheers) - YERRRRRRRRR Mmm. Girl, you just like these glasses, thick where you need to be,
and if you sit on my face, I can see you coming. (ding) - [Nick] Let's go Big Mac. (audience applause and cheers) - Yeah, I just gave you a Chance. Now it's your turn to gimme one. (audience boos) - (Chance) Damn. (buzzer sounds) - That's what she said. - I must've did something to her before, she was mad. God dang. (audience applause and cheers) - Hey baby, What's your name? - I'm Kayla. - Mm. Well you could call me FedEx in the rain 'cause I'm
gonna leave that box wet. - [Kayla] Ooh (bell dings) - [Nick Cannon] FedEx in the rain. That's what we talkin
'bout. FedEx in the rain. - I just gave you two chances. Now it's your turn to gimme one. - What the (beep)? Yo! (buzzer sounds) - Yo! Who did something to her? Man, she tripping. - Hell yeah. (audience applause and cheers) Hey what going on? Why did the chicken cross the road? - I don't know. - So he can get your number
(chicken cluck sound) - [Chico] Yo! Yo! (buzzer sounds) No, I, No, Nah! Nah! Nah, G! Nah! - [Nick] We are empowering her. She sounds like she's making
some good decisions to me. (audience applause and cheers) - You hear me? Let me tell ya something. (audience member shouts) Hey, hey girl, sound like you trying to gimme some (bleep) what you wanna do? (audience applause and cheers) - [DC Young Fly] Okay, now. - Are you trying to get
her or get me? Wassup? - What you (beep), you,
you tell me (beep). 'Cause look like I got another option. (Beep) you better hurry up. (audience applause and cheers) (Buzzer sounds) (audience applause and cheers) - Shorty, I see you got
this 2002 ass outfit on. Why don't you taste the flavor of love? Shorty, lemme get a green. BOOOOOOM! (ding) (audience applause and cheers) - Um, excuse me, you know I'm known for getting in trouble for
always running my mouth all over the place. So, how about we go get in trouble and let me run my mouth
all over the place? (ding) - [Nick] Got it. (audience applause and cheers) - DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know man. - I gotta give that to the Red Squad. Make some noise for the Red Squad. - [Nick] Y'all give it
up for Kayla for playing the team right. - Okay, we gonna start this
off with the Black Squad. Black squad wild out. (audience applause and cheers) - (chuckles) You remind me
of my favorite gas station, 'cause you are a QT. (audience applause and cheers) (ding) - That's, that's definitely
an old playa line. (audience applause and cheers) - Hey baby. - Hey baby. - I got a little poem for
you, you wanna hear it? - Okay. - Here it go. Roses are red, violets are great. 2+2 is five and 3+4 is 8. - [Nick] Nah, Justina, I
think you made a mistake. - Oh well, when I get around you I can't even think straight. Gimme the green, girl. (ding) - That was a bar. Can't think straight? That means she's gay. - Yeah, I got it. (audience cheers and applause) - YERRRRRRRR (audience yells YERRRRRR) - Hey baby. - Hello. - Damn, you ain't saved me nothing? - No. - Drank the whole milkshake. Not one fry. I want - damn. But you left the burger. Ohhhh. You want a different
Big Mac inside of you. (ding) - [Nick] There you go. Give it up for DC! (audience applause and cheers) - Take note, Lil' Cole. Listen, I see you got
them balls on your head. (Keisha sucks her teeth) - Can I put my balls on your head? (DC screams) (buzzer sounds) - Bye DC! (audience applause and cheers) - What the? What the hell? (smacks teeth) Excuse me,
I think I'm a little lost. I put waterpark in my GPS, and for some reason it
keep bringing me here. (Audience laughs and cheers) (buzzer sounds) - [DJ D-Wrek] (laughs) Stupid. (Audience cheers and applause) - [Nick] Sammy Sam! - Ahhh. Where my ladies
at? Shimmy if ya hear me! Yes! (laughs) Listen, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna just keep it simple, okay? You know, 'cause you, you so beautiful. - Thank you, thank you. - You kind of remind me of Ariel, so can I be a part of your world? Pleeeease? (audience applause and cheers) (ding) (Eman exclaims) - Talk to her nice, Antwan. - (yelling) He don't
even like girls! How?! (audience applause and cheers) - I ran out of groceries. (sing-song) Can I eat some of yours? (audience applause and cheers) (ding) - That's not even gonna fill you up. (audience applause and cheers) - See what, see what, see
what he was looking at. (mumbling) Alright. You ain't like that last joke I came up here with, huh? - No. - I know what you need. Huh? Go ahead. That'll do it? What we doing? Woooooooooo! (audience applause and cheers) Bitches (beep) for that money, man! - And don't come ask for it back! - [DJ D-Wrek] Give it up for Royce, y'all. (audience cheers and applause) - Hey, hold on, hold on. I need y'all, I need
y'all to rock with me. Gimme a clap real quick. Hold on, wait wait. There we go. Here we go. (audience claps on rhythm) - Who going to love you
like I do? That's word. And all the times you confuse my words, you don't listen. (Audience applause and cheers) (bell rings multiple times) - Y'all make some noise for Keisha for being such an amazing sport! (audience cheers and applause) DJ D-Wrek, who won? - I gotta give that to the black squad. Make some noise for
the black squad, y'all. All right, Red Squad, wild out. Make some noise for 'em! - [Nick] Clap it up for Justina Valentine. - I mean, I don't even like
what they put me in today. I, I'm not feeling myself. - Why? - Can I feel you instead? (Bell dings) - Let's go, Red Squad! - [DJ D-Wrek] Give it up
for J Valentine, y'all. (audience cheers and applause) - So I'm the new Amazon man. - Okay. - Would you like me to
drop it off in the front or in the back? - In the front, in the front. (audience cheers and applause) - [DJ D-Wrek] Make some noise for C King! - I said, uh, (singing) baby you deserve to get some good loving every night. For a big boy like me to do it right. - [Nick] Ay, let's go! C King! (audience cheers and applause) Red squad! - Oop! Ooh. Okay! - All right, Tank. - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? (audience cheers and applause) - We'll take it! And he didn't even sing! - I don't have to. (audience cheers and applause) - Wassup? - Hey. - So if I flip this coin right, what's the chance of
me getting some (beep)? - It's 50%. - But what if I give a dollar, bitch? That's more than that. (buzzer sounds) (audience cheers and applause) - No! Thank you. (DC makes meow noises) - What is that? (DC continues meow noises) - Is that a cat? - Sorry baby, I'm a cat whisperer. - [Nick] Let's go DC! Let's go DC! (bell dings) (Audience cheers) - Alright listen, I usually
don't tell women this on the first date, but you beautiful. So I'm gonna go ahead and
let you know my secret. I'm a superhero. Well, well technically
I'm not a superhero. I, I just work for a superhero. (audience laughter) - Yo, that was hilarious. (audience laughter) - My bad. Thor needed his hammer. (Buzzer sound) (audience cheers and applause) (bell dings multiple times) (audience cheers and applause) - Yall make some noise
for Brittany for being such an amazing sport. I don't know, D-Wrek, it's
feelin' real R&B in here. I don't know who won. - [DJ D-Wrek] I gotta
give it to the Red Squad, make some noise for the Red Squad y'all. Black Squad, wild out. (audience cheers and applause) - How you doin' Barbie? - I'm good. How are you? - You know I'm really into poetry so I'm gonna just spit
one of my pieces to you. You know baby, you make me smile. You make me cheese. Your intellect and your
spiritual connection make me want to get down on one knee. I mean, I'm just trying to let you know like my mama told me to
pray if it's meant to be. So I just want to ask you today baby, you got some weed? (audience laughter) (bell dings) - You Barbie, right? - Yeah. - Yo, I was just looking at your Instagram and I see you braid hair. - Yeah, I do. - You really good too. Ay, so I was just wondering if I can sit between your legs. - Absolutely. - Alright, good good. (bell dings) (audience cheers and applause) I'm only paying half price though, just know, I ain't got all my (beep) so, she only gonna take half price. (audience cheers and applause) - Where you from? - Sierra Leone, West Africa. - West Africa? - Yeah. - Look at me. I am your boyfriend now. - No, you're not. (Audience laughter) That's it? - Nah, I was just gonna come up here and tell you I can help your grandma get that green card. - It's okay. No. Mnh-mnh (buzzer sounds) - Ungrateful! (Audience laughter) (audience cheers and applause) - You know, I usually prefer
sunrises over sunsets, but I'd gladly watch you go down. (Winning bell dings) (audience cheers and applause) - My mother is gonna be very proud of me. - Yes, yes. - I've been in America selling out, banging white women for many years. (Audience laughter) Finally, I'm taking home
the queen of Zamunda. And, extra sexy dark! We make love, we have to sleep with the lights on. You turn the lights off, you're like where you at? No where
you at? No where you at? (Audience laughter) Is it me or that crackhead,
DC Young Fly? Pick one. - It's you. (bell dings) (audience cheers and applause) (Barbie laughs) - Everybody came up here
and want to holler at you. Don't nobody want you, you look like Michael
Blackson with a wig on (beep). (audience laughter) (buzzer sounds) (audience cheers and applause) - I got this. You said you from Africa, right? - Yeah. - Okay so I know in, in your country before a man makes a girl his woman, he has to present the family with a gift. So I took the liberty of gifting you a goat. (Makes a bleating sound) (buzzer sounds) (audience laughter) - You trippin! - [Nick] Where you goin, Eman? (Audience applause and laughter) - [Karlous] Pregnant. - Is it true- (Audience laughter) - Pregnant! (Audience cheer and laughter) (Audience laughter increases) - Go ahead, Nick, let's see
if you can make this happen. - I'm not trying to get her pregnant. - [Chico] You ain't never trying! - This is facts. - You never trying, it just happens, yeah! - It just happens. - [Karlous] Pregnant! (Audience laughter) - Is it true that they
say the darker the berry the sweeter the juice? - Yes. Absolutely. - Well I'm trying to
be on a juice cleanse. - Pregnant. (bell dings multiple times) - And you can clean me out. (Audience applause) - Pregnant. That was hilarious. DJ D-Wrek who won? - Y'all gotta give that to the Red Squad. Make some noise for the Red Squad. (audience cheers and applause) - Red Squad, wild out. (audience cheers and applause) - Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, look at you. Look, you remind me of Bobby Valentino and Sammy's verses. 'Cause you the baddest one I ever seen. - I like it, I like it! (bell dings) - til my baby's born, til my baby's born. (audience cheers and applause) - What's up baby? Oh what the fuck? Justina that's how you
would look if you was black. Ugly ass girl. (Audience laughs) - You're beautiful. You're beautiful. - Here we go. (laughs) Unos, dos, tres quatro, cinco, seis,
siete, ocho, nueve, diez. - Okay. - Basically what I'm trying to say, it don't matter what language I speak, you a 10. (audience cheers and applause) (bell dings) - Tito! My Tito! - Uno, dos, tres, quatro. (audience laughter) What's up mamacita? You
know they say a man that could dance is good in bed, right? - Uh huh. - And I'm a salsa king. So I need you to repeat after
me. Just do as I do, okay? - Okay. - Take two steps to the right, ayyy Two steps to the left, ayyy Take two steps back, ayyy Put your right hand up. (audience laughter) (buzzer sounds) - [Nick] Awwwww!! Aww that's messed up! (audience cheers and applause) She did it. That's messed up. - It's all good, it's all good. Damn! - Yo, that was a good one,
Teddy. That was a good one. (audience cheers and applause) - (singing) Morgan... - Look at y'all. - Girl, do you got some quarters? Do you? - I don't. - Do you got some nickles and dimes? - Not on me. - Because I told my mom I'd called her when I met my future wife. (strums guitar) (audience cheers and applause) (buzzer sounds) (Audience laughs) - Come over here, come over here, come on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. - (singing) Give us another try 'cause we got you a guy. (Winning bell rings) (audience cheers and applause) - Get yo ass! Now play the shit you played the one time. Play the shit you played. You got any like, nickles? - Not on me. - You got any like, dimes? - Not right now. - That's crazy 'cause I told my mama I was gonna change when
I met a woman like you. (audience cheers and applause) (Winning bell rings) - That how that shoulda went. You get what I'm saying? (audience cheers and applause) - (clears throat) Since you look so sweet, I decided I, I'd do a poem for you. I got a poem. (clears throat) Roses are red, violets are blue. Let's have sex. (rustling paper sound) (audience laughter) (buzzer sounds) - I still love you though.
I love you though. I love- (audience laughter) - The lady said no. (audience cheers and applause) - Sammi, Bobby up here
singing these songs. That's not even the number
one hit single they singin' I got one for you, ready? (singing) I'm a gigolo,
spending lots of dough and I wear my joints six weeks in a row. That's Nick Cannon and
you know you gotta go something, something, something- - So many. - (beep) He might fire you if that green don't show (audience laughter) - Make some noise for Joanne one time. - I like my job! - DJ D-Wrek, before they start calling HR. Alright. Who won? - I gotta give that to the Red Squad. Make some noise for the Red Squad, y'all. Let's wild out. (audience cheers and applause) - Wassup with you? - Nothing. Wassup? - Wanna play a game? - Yeah, sure. I love games. - I can give you all this if you can make the water touch the stage. - Really? - Yeah, I got you. I'll take that. - 'Kay. - There you go. Lemme see. - Okay, you ready? - Yeah, let's go (air whooshes out of bottle) - It didn't squirt. - That's 'cause you will tonight. (audience laughter) - Okay. I like that. - You like that? - Yeah. (bell dings) (audience cheers and applause) - Excuse me. (audience laughter) Sorry I, I left my
wheelchair at the house but, but when I see you I could
stand before anybody. (audience cheers and applause) (bell dings) - [Karlous] Hell naw. - (claps) Oh my God, that is perfect. You got a green thumb. - Yes I do. - So that mean you won't have a problem with me planting my seed in your garden? (audience cheers and applause) (bell dings) - [Nick] She nasty. She's nasty. - What's good, shorty shorty? - What's up? - What's going on? - Nothing. - So you see I keep changing up my look. I got long hair and all that. So just like my little bangie, I'm trying to bang you, ya heard? (audience laughter) (buzzer sounds) - She don't wanna bang you back. She don't wanna bang you back. (audience cheers and applause) - Excuse me? How you doing, beautiful? Um, I really need your help. There's a vending machine in the back that I'm trying to get the snack out of but I ain't got enough change. I only got 90 cent so
all I need is a dime. (audience laughter) - It's cute, but no. (buzzer sounds) - Get outta there! - I don't know why you holding that up. I wasn't talking about
you. I really need a dime. (audience laughter and applause) - (laughs) Go! (buzzer sounds) - [DJ D-Wrek] Take that with you. - Give it up to DUUUUVALLLL! - [Black Squad] Roll out!
Roll out! Roll out! Roll out! Roll out! Roll out! - Wait, hold up, hold up,
hold up, let me holla at you. Yeah you know I got in an accident right? Messed me all up. - Yeah. - Got a lawsuit coming though. $50 million. What you trying to do? - Nothing. - You don't want it. - [Black Squad] Roll
out! Roll out! Roll out! (buzzer sounds) (audience cheers and applause) (bell dings multiple times) - DJ D-Wrek, man, make
some sense out of all this. - I gotta give that to the Red Squad, make some noise for the Red Squad, yall. Black Squad, wild out. (audience cheers and applause) - Ahh! Ahh! Aw, man I'm sorry. You know I've been taking
driver's classes, you know 'cause I, you know, trying
to improve my driving skills and I know how to pull in. I was wondering if you could teach me how to pull out. (audience laughter) (buzzer sounds) (audience cheers and applause) - Hey girl. - Hey boo. - How you doing? - I'm good. How are you? - You trying to be friends? - Yeah girl. - Okay good because my
friends call me Danny. But you could add the lei. (audience cheers and applause) (bell dings) (audience cheers and applause) (imitates lighter click) (lights pretend fuse) (imitates sound of fuse burning) - 'Cause she, she the bomb? See what I - (audience laughter) (buzzer sounds) (audience cheers and applause) - Hey baby. - What's up, boo? - I'm filling in for Nick today. So can I fill in for Nick tonight? - I mean. (audience cheers and applause) (bell dings) - Pregnant already! (audience cheers and applause) - I know this a comedy
show, but I want to turn it to some poetry. - Okay - If y'all don't mind snap
it up for me real quick. Look, I know you're a wild'n out goddess but baby you so modest. I mean can I be your
detox in a world so toxic? I mean you beautiful.
You know what I'm saying? But that's an understatement. To everybody else, you
amazon, but to me you amazing. (audience cheers and applause) (bell dings) (audience cheers and applause) - Hey let's get back to your pits. Ladies, relax. (audience cheers and applause) - It's a bad bitch alert,
it's a bad bitch alert! You look smart. - I am. - All right. So girl, you like my username, 'cause when we pass words you going to let me stick this log in. (audience laughter) (bell dings) - What?! - It was clever. It was clever! (audience cheers and applause) - I actually wrote you a poem too. So can I get a - Hey, see you are so beautiful it's something we should speak about. If I told you what I want to do to you, they would bleep it out. When I look inside your eyes,
my inner freak comes out. Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to give you this tip after I'm done eating out. (audience cheers and applause) (bell dings) (audience cheers and applause) - That was mad cute. That was mad cute. That was cute. (audience cheers and applause) - Everybody's doing poems so (beep) it I'm gonna do poems too. - Okay. - You ready? Girl, if you were a blunt, I'd never pass. They call me Or Mash But you can call me Or Smash. (audience cheers and applause) (bell dings multiple times) (audience cheers and applause) - DJ D-Wrek, let us know who won. - It was real close. But I gotta give that one to the ladies. Make some noise for the ladies, y'all. (audience cheers and applause)
