♪ I got the harmony ♪ ♪ So, I'm-a need all the room ♪ ♪ If y'all sing, you gonna need ♪ ♪ A lotta Auto-Tune ♪ ♪ One scrub, two scrub ♪ ♪ Three scrub, four ♪ ♪ You lookin' like a janitor ♪ ♪ That's moppin' up the floor ♪ ♪ Five scrub, six scrub ♪
(score counter beeps) ♪ Seven scrub, eight ♪ ♪ Hit man never caught a body ♪ ♪ Common never caught a gate ♪ ♪ I'll put you in your place ♪
(score counter beeps) ♪ Yeah I'm talkin' to all-a you ♪ ♪ Are we the girls, why they
got more balls than you ♪ ♪ You're the Nascars ♪
(score counter beeps) ♪ I think go heavenly, damage
it with philanthropy, ♪ ♪ Gonna tell 'em I've got barred ♪ ♪ Pretty boy, sister boy ♪
(score counter beeps) ♪ Tell me all gushy ♪ ♪ How you on the boy squad,
but still so pussy? ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ Well look, how you joined ♪ ♪ You look like old dirty bastard ♪ ♪ A little bit dirty and
less of a good rapper ♪ ♪ They said you black ♪ ♪ Well I don't wanna lie ♪ ♪ You look like chlamydia personified ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Yeah! - How do you like my lipstick now? - Yeah!
- Let's not give up. ♪ Hold up you better get the white girl ♪ ♪ 'cause she's already dead ♪ ♪ She got the red hair ♪ ♪ But what about the head? ♪ ♪ Is if fine? ♪ ♪ Do you know? ♪
♪ I don't know ♪ ♪ Is she freaky ♪
♪ I don't know ♪ ♪ Is she a hoe? ♪
♪ Maybe so ♪ ♪ One thing you will never (beep) know ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ You look real emotional ♪ ♪ Do you need a hug ♪ ♪ You're a lip gloss, stretch jeans ♪ ♪ Wearing type of thug ♪ ♪ Now I know you the think ♪ ♪ You are the man but
you only get (beep) ♪ ♪ 'Cause of your Instagrams. ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - But you still get them! - Which is true!
(score counter beeps) - [Justina] Okay, you're up next. Do you want some? ♪ White girl battle, white girl battle ♪ ♪ Okay I love your red hair pieces ♪ ♪ I'm really awestruck ♪ ♪ But is it hard for
you to keep your penis ♪ ♪ That taut? ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ Okay, check it out, listen, look ♪ ♪ Another penis joke, the
(beep) is null and void ♪ ♪ How you comin' for me? ♪ ♪ You built like a little boy ♪ ♪ And Pickles, I know
you know your place ♪ ♪ Though the side of the plate, though ♪ ♪ I'm the meat and potatoes ♪ - Aha!
(audience applauding) (score counter beeps) ♪ You think you're so fly ♪ ♪ But you got the voice of a guy ♪ ♪ I kinda like it though 'cause so do I ♪ ♪ I kinda want your
head between my thighs ♪ - That you shut the (beep) up! ♪ Bitch I think your vibe ♪ ♪ And if you wanna try ♪ ♪ We could get it on tonight ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ Your stick simply died ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) - What is going on here?
(score counter beeps) Was she showing her arse off? - Anybody else want some? Hey DC Young Fly, bring
that arse here boy. (audience shouting and jeering) - All right, now. ♪ You talk really crazy but
we know you won't do (beep) ♪ ♪ Standing up here like
a dirty arse shoe tip ♪ ♪ And folks, by the way ♪ ♪ You could be the shower
for just 30 cents a day ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) ♪ He's going to, he's very keen ♪ (score counter beeps) - That was cool.
- Please donate it. - That was cute. ♪ When it comes to wild styles ♪ ♪ You know I got a lotta those ♪ ♪ Baby you built like a
breadstick from Domino's ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Okay, well Chico, okay I'm a breadstick, okay. ♪ Listen Chico, it's something
that I shoulda said first ♪ ♪ No matter where you go in life ♪ ♪ You'll always go head first ♪ ♪ His noggin's so big ♪ ♪ I ain't (beep) ♪ ♪ If he stands in front of the sun ♪ ♪ It's a solar eclipse ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Oh, good job, good job. (score counter beeps) ♪ Listen I'm like surely in your life ♪ ♪ You can never ever go round to me ♪ ♪ And now I'm laughing 'cause
you're the only clown I see ♪ ♪ That weed smell so bad
it make my lungs stop ♪ ♪ If you take that makeup off ♪ ♪ You look just like young Jock ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Nick, I wanna get you amped up ♪ ♪ We should get him a chair ♪ ♪ We'd know when he stands up ♪ (claxon sounding) ♪ DC, I don't know what to say like that ♪ ♪ Tattoo on your face I
know you must hate life ♪ ♪ (score beeps) the ghetto ♪ ♪ I wanna do you ♪ ♪ You know I like pasta ♪ ♪ I want the Asian noodles ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) ♪ It just ain't anybody know our rapper ♪ ♪ Your body feels shiny like a matchbox ♪ ♪ Chico you look like an armadillo ♪ ♪ Your head's so big ♪ ♪ You use a mattress as a pillow ♪ ♪ And Hitman ♪
(score counter beeps) ♪ I know you've got a lot of daddy ♪ ♪ But why they call you Hitman ♪ ♪ You don't have a single body ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) - Hold up, hold up, hold up! (audience applauding and cheering) Y'all okay? Wait a minute, let's neow, listen. Check this out. ♪ You (indistinct) for my whole team ♪ ♪ That ain't right ♪ ♪ I was something sounded
like a damn dirtbag ♪ (rapper imitates a cleaning machine) ♪ Okay (beep) you are totally dead ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ Okay, PC ♪ Oh boy, do something everybody. ♪ Don't get too close ♪ ♪ You know I really hate germs ♪ ♪ And your body looks
like a big ass tape worm ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ This bitch really thinks
she's a lil mermaid ♪ ♪ But all she really did
is dip her head in coole ♪ ♪ You know you've got a slam ♪ ♪ With that voice deep purple ♪ ♪ With a voice like this ♪ ♪ She should be on a
cigarette commercial ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ That's true, okay ♪ - She'd do it. ♪ I'm like a cigarette commercial ♪ ♪ That's no lie ♪ ♪ But when I do my thing yeah ♪ ♪ You know I'll fly ♪ ♪ And take yer bitches like you ♪ ♪ You know that's too easy ♪ ♪ With a body like that ♪ ♪ You lookin' like young Jay-Z ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Oh, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on. ♪ You talkin' about my body ♪ ♪ I could go win on arse alone ♪ ♪ Mimi's hot, she don't (indistinct) ♪ ♪ Left her whole ass at home ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Okay, that was good too. - I don't see it. ♪ I left my arse at home ♪ ♪ But I'm white, so truly ♪ ♪ That's my excuse but
girl, where's your booty? ♪ (audience laughing) - Hey, DC come here the ugly out boy. - Yes, aye I told you. - Aye, the ugly out boy.
- Well I did. - Okay, erm, let's see, well. ♪ DC if there's one thing
that I can't ignore ♪ ♪ Your body is built just
like an extension cord ♪ ♪ I mean you're the (score beeps) ♪ ♪ You need to smoke a joint ♪ ♪ Matter of fact your body feels ♪ ♪ Like an exclamation point ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - All right, I guess
that's a white people joke. - Okay, well listen, guy. ♪ Calm down a little bit ♪ ♪ He didn't really win yet ♪ ♪ When he hit last night I had to ask ♪ ♪ Is it in yet? ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Let me go, wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute! Uh-uh, you cannot be
talking about my (beep) I never (beep) girl who sounds like this. (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) - Justina, brand new hair, okay. ♪ Your nails, my nails ♪ ♪ I'm like Zam ♪ ♪ You might be bad, but
I'll still take your man ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Okay Christian, okay your
nails are nicer than mine. Okay, check it, look now. ♪ Your mum checked me ♪ ♪ She thought you
wouldn't make it through ♪ ♪ How you named Christian but your mum ♪ ♪ Don't have no faith in you ♪ (score counter beeps)
(audience boos) Why don't we talk to Jerome real quick? Oh, you got me? Okay, listen. ♪ You know you soft ♪ ♪ Nothing like a fella, right ♪ ♪ He called, sorta like Vanilla Ice ♪ ♪ You the best man, you
must be kiddin' me ♪ ♪ How you lose a battle ♪ ♪ Before you lose your virginity ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) Before you go away, okay look. ♪ Your energy is great ♪ ♪ It's really unrivaled ♪ ♪ But every song you sing ♪ ♪ Should come with subtitles ♪ ♪ I mean a band that you came to play ♪ ♪ But no one understands
what the (beep) you say ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Hey.
- How about some? How about some girl on girl on girl? (audience cheering) ♪ Y'all why don't you
come over here Justina ♪ ♪ And battle with me
'cause I got a vagina ♪ ♪ I'm not scared of you,
you're scared of me ♪ ♪ I got the balls to
kick you in your ovary ♪ - Wow, okay.
(score counter beeps) ♪ Okay Julia, now I gotta eat ya ♪ ♪ You got the swag of a biology teacher ♪ ♪ With a face like that you'll
never get a wedding ring ♪ ♪ I heard of a butter face,
but you a butter everything ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Uh-oh.
- Good to see you too. - What's up, baby?
- Uh-oh. ♪ Okay, I'm like slipwood hot dandy toes ♪ ♪ Your arse look like
a bootleg amber rose ♪ ♪ And DC, I know you been naughty ♪ ♪ You shoulda asked Santa
for some meat on your body ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) ♪ Yo you'd have to be
crazy to touch this chick ♪ ♪ I wouldn't even bang
you with Usher's (beep) ♪ (audience shouting) (score counter beeps) - Okay, all right Jerome. ♪ Well that's funny you
think you could smash ♪ ♪ I'd have to find your dick
with a magnifying glass ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) Hey DC, bring that arse here, boy. - Yeah I gotta learn. (audience cheering) - Uh-huh.
- Yeah I (beep). ♪ That tattoo on yer face ♪ ♪ You know that's a no-no ♪ ♪ You (beep) look like an
unfinished coach logo ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ If you left no one
would be missing you ♪ ♪ You look like employee
of the month at Jiffylube ♪ (audience laughing) - Ooh.
(score counter beeps) - Okay, listen. ♪ Charlie you'll wanna kick it ♪ ♪ When you get on the plane
you need two tickets ♪ ♪ And him you ain't really got no gun ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ How you a foot taller
but you can't see the sun ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ You're all always
talkin' 'bout my voice ♪ ♪ Like it's gonna make me sick ♪ ♪ I'd rather sound like this ♪ ♪ Than sound like a little bitch ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ And Conceited ♪ ♪ Now you know it's really on ♪ ♪ If this is chess I'm the best ♪ ♪ I take your team like
they're some pawns ♪ ♪ You thinkin' you undisputed ♪ ♪ The truth is you will get ate ♪ ♪ If you the wild style king ♪ ♪ I'm the wild style
queen, bitch check mate ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) - Hold up. - You can hear me here, right? (audience applauding) ♪ Hi check me out, I said, I said ♪ ♪ I got love for Justina, she's my bro' ♪ ♪ But with those army pants ♪ ♪ You look like GI Hoe ♪
(audience boos) ♪ But on this show I really
think you're the livest ♪ ♪ Makes sense you're in the army ♪ ♪ We've all seen your privates ♪ (score counter beeps)
(audience jeers) - Okay, erm. ♪ You call me GI Hoe ♪ ♪ Well now is the slaughter boys ♪ ♪ The whole platoon squirted on you ♪ ♪ They call you the water boy ♪ ♪ Talking 'bout my army pants ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ Thinkin' it's gonna harm me ♪ ♪ You the lieutenant
of the Salvation Army ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ Jerome, you need to stop acting ♪ ♪ You liked Justin Bieber
before he got his black friend ♪ ♪ And Clips ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ You about to feel the heat ♪ ♪ You only wear vegan because
you couldn't find your meat ♪ ♪ Emanuel, you dress like you Superman ♪ ♪ If you was a superhero
you would be superlame ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ Jess, I think you need a new stylist ♪ ♪ They call you Jess Hilarious ♪ ♪ That's false advertisement ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ Boys, you more bitch than a bitch ♪ ♪ You only like like IceJJFish ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ And Nick, your hairstyle is a raft ♪ ♪ With them braids in your head ♪ ♪ Makes you Nick for the Bratz. ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score bell ringing) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, (he is drowned out by cheering) - I gotta say the black
squad won that one, make some noise for
the black squad, y'all. (audience cheering and applauding) ♪ And you all wish I may ♪ ♪ And you all wish I might ♪ ♪ Have this wish that I wish tonight ♪ ♪ No matter where we hang ♪ ♪ No matter how we act ♪ ♪ You and me Gary are not black ♪ ♪ Jay-Z, you annoyin' as hell ♪ ♪ You would put the hell in GRL ♪ ♪ Boy, you look silly of course ♪ ♪ Your teeth so far apart
like they got a divorce ♪ ♪ Nick, you see a mounted attack ♪ ♪ Like the thing around your head ♪ ♪ For your team is a wrap ♪ ♪ Tonio, you know that I'm broke ♪ ♪ Dude, I (drowned out by laughter) ♪ (score counter beeps) (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ Look, TRM ♪ ♪ That's my (beep) you
got on a racy outfit ♪ ♪ 'cause you like to ride this (beep) ♪ - Okay, okay.
(score counter beeps) (he makes a noise like a lawn mower) ♪ I feel like cutting the grass ♪ ♪ Every time I hear your voice ♪ (he makes a noise like a lawnmower) (audience cheering)
(score counter beeps) ♪ Hey Justina ♪ ♪ I'm the only one who ain't
impressed with that rhyme ♪ ♪ 'cause you used to do it
seven (beep) at a time ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Okay, if that was true ♪ ♪ Then I did your whole team ♪ ♪ But I didn't do you ♪ (claxon sounding) (audience applauding and cheering) I just wanna talk to the
Black Team real quick. ♪ Charlie Clips, you are so big ♪ ♪ I mean you're gigantic ♪ ♪ You'll sink the whole place ♪ ♪ We call you Titanic ♪ ♪ Shameik, you know I'm coming to score ♪ ♪ And unlike your last
name, we do not want more ♪ ♪ Julia, you are so (beep) white ♪ ♪ We should probably change your name ♪ ♪ To Pumpkin Spice ♪ ♪ And Tori ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ You should go get Kelly Josh ♪ ♪ We don't think you're all that ♪ ♪ We just think you're a bunch of thugs ♪ ♪ Huh, unlike dough you
shouldn't try to run ♪ ♪ 'cause you look like a
bootleg Thai dollar sign ♪ ♪ With a lot less money
and a lot less C's ♪ ♪ But a lot more scrapes 'cause yo ♪ ♪ You've been on them knees ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) Okay, you're damn right, Brooklyn. I like your vibe, okay, okay. ♪ Hitman you get done worse ♪ ♪ If there's a fight
you'd probably run first ♪ ♪ I'm playing for the power team ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ Julia you're some cat with cream ♪ ♪ Funny Mike can't see me ♪ ♪ You look too much as like DC ♪ ♪ On a scarf where you wear that ♪ ♪ Kitten Play probably
want their hair back ♪ ♪ J's up, let me set it up ♪ ♪ You're the worst competitor ♪ ♪ You only only show off your good on ♪ ♪ It's out to catch your martyrdom ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ I ain't got time to be goin' back ♪ ♪ Look forward to being
with you all night ♪ ♪ You said you not like Iggy ♪ ♪ You're god damn right ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Well hey man, I got a real case ♪ ♪ Her (beep) is real fake ♪ ♪ You wanna fight with me ♪ ♪ But you just like a real snake ♪ ♪ That (beep) was real weak ♪ ♪ They all went to sleep ♪ ♪ You hit me up, last night talkin' ♪ ♪ 'bout how you (indistinct) ♪ ♪ You hit it from the
back, you like that ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ As a matter of fact I invite that ♪ ♪ You call me up like Hitman ♪ ♪ I'll make you right back ♪ ♪ I'm the elephant with the flow ♪ ♪ Don't act like you won't know ♪ (her rapping is drowned out by cheering) (score beeping) (audience applauding) - DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this. - You know I gotta give
that to the Red Squad, make some noise for the Red Squad, y'all. (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ With those short arms ♪ ♪ Imagine you touching me ♪ ♪ If you want to go down ♪ ♪ You'd have to go up on me ♪ ♪ So me give you some buns ♪ ♪ I'm like mm, never ♪ ♪ So if we did (beep) ♪ ♪ I definitely don't remember ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) ♪ You from that so Raven, that's so sick ♪ ♪ But I heard on that show
you was Raven's bitch ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ You act so tough every time you battle ♪ ♪ I didn't know real gangstas ♪ ♪ Come from the Disney Channel ♪ (score counter beeps) - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek. (DJ D-Wreck answers) - Just a B. (audience \cheers and applauds) ♪ Remy, in a battle I will murder you ♪ ♪ Walle now look it's
the new Steve Erkel ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ As a matter of fact you
ought to hold this elf ♪ ♪ I bet we will see none
of y'all on Season 12 ♪ (score counter beeps) (audience shouting and jeering) (he speaks in a foreign language) - Wow, huh. ♪ They got me rapping with a kid ♪ ♪ Now I'm lookin' crazy ♪ (she speaks in a foreign language) - Whoo! ♪ Mr Theo I really do like you ♪ ♪ While an advert ♪ ♪ Will one of y'all ♪ ♪ Come and change his diaper? ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) ♪ Look Roy, you ain't got enough pee ♪ ♪ I would tell you you suck ♪ ♪ But you can't with them buck teeth ♪ ♪ Sherlitze you bitch, I
don't want no part of it ♪ ♪ His teeth so far apart ♪ ♪ They look like they're
havin' an argument ♪ (audience laughs) (screen beeping) ♪ Chico, my bar's so hard ♪ ♪ You could say they titanium ♪ ♪ The only thing bigger than
your ego is your cranium ♪ - Okay. ♪ Marlo, why you acting wild ♪ ♪ Your teeth look like you brushed 'em ♪ ♪ With a blackened mouth ♪ ♪ And Peter, you know it
be as hard as (beep) ♪ ♪ You a bootleg Rhianna starter kit ♪ ♪ Doughie you get body by chick ♪ ♪ The thing you like (beep) ♪ ♪ You get the (beep) end of the stick ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ Justina, (foreign language) ♪ ♪ You gonna take it all ♪ ♪ Like Donald Trump I'm a
brick through the walls ♪ (score counter beeps) - Okay, that was cute. - You could break through the wall - Okay. ♪ Now you could break through the walls ♪ ♪ That's not important ♪ ♪ If we don't impeach him ♪ ♪ You're getting deported ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score board beeping) For all the fat boys. ♪ He make you no pole ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm really crazy ♪ ♪ Hot damn you got that
on the off season ♪ ♪ But next year, you probably
have the hugest tits ♪ ♪ You need to stop havin'
lunch with Charlie Clips ♪ ♪ Nick, without him you're (beep) dead ♪ ♪ Now it's a bootleg shinpad ♪
(audience laughs) ♪ It looks like you've
all had eight whoppas ♪ ♪ Is this Wild 'n Out or
is it WeightWatchers? ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Hey Khan, your whole demeanor ♪ ♪ You know it's really stressing me ♪ ♪ Since you look like a Muppet ♪ ♪ You only street you
only seen is Sesame ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - I don't even get it, but that's sad. But speaking of Oscar the Grouch, you're boxes of mad trash. (audience shouting and jeering) ♪ I mean so that's something ♪ ♪ You should really look at prop'ly ♪ ♪ But if I did hit ♪ ♪ I'd bet you'd call me a Cookie Monster ♪ - Okay, okay.
(audience shouting) ♪ Me call you the Cookie Monster ♪ ♪ Khan, hell no ♪ ♪ When you put that little thing in ♪ ♪ It only tickled me, Elmo ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeping) ♪ You sound like you
smoke a pack of wheat ♪ ♪ That's (beep) cancerous ♪ ♪ Blackfoot I wanna know yo, ♪ ♪ Whose bands is it? ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ When you got stressed,
girl I shoulda told yer ♪ ♪ You look like an
advertisement for Trashanova ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Okay.
(score counter beeps) ♪ There's white people
and there's white people ♪ ♪ There's a different (indistinct) ♪ ♪ 'cause you look like
the side that could be ♪ ♪ Donald Trump's teeth ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Let me get Justina. Hold on, let me get that thin arse. ♪ Listen, you picked
on me all last season ♪ ♪ Yeah and you were sayin'
(beep) for no reason ♪ ♪ Now last year you
called me a toothpick ♪ ♪ And girl, that stings ♪ ♪ But your voice sound
like the little man ♪ ♪ From "Lord of the Rings" ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) (he imitates "Lord of
the Rings" character) ♪ Look, you've thought about my voice ♪ ♪ So now I gotta do yer ♪ ♪ But why your head looks like ♪ ♪ A dirty shower loofa ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ Be gone DC, I'm-a cut to the chase ♪ ♪ Meet Funny Mike 'cause
you have been replaced ♪ - Why bring that out here.
(score counter beeps) ♪ Chance you the man
and they don't compare ♪ ♪ You do good for the community
and you ain't scared ♪ ♪ You give away money so I know you care ♪ ♪ Give some to DC, TRL went off air ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Oh, yeah he needed ten. - Hold up, hold up, hold up. (audience applauding and cheering) (claxon sounding) - Hold up. ♪ I don't know why you think you fresh ♪ ♪ You probably think you look clean ♪ ♪ But like Nick said,
you look like a reject ♪ ♪ For the Woconda football team ♪ (audience laughs)
(score counter beeps) - Bring the beat back, you're so big. - Yo, ey, ey. I don't care who you are,
let them find the words. - All right, I got some
for my girls right here. I got some for my girls
right here, check it out. Look, okay. ♪ Y'all got signed a queen bee ♪ ♪ I wish you well ♪ ♪ She lookin' for Beyonce ♪ ♪ You're just Kelly and Michelle ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ All right, all right, all right ♪ ♪ Holler, holler, holler ♪ ♪ Oh look the mouse has something to say ♪ ♪ You're just a cloud chaser
who's waiting for payday ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Ooh.
(score counter beeps) - I would just say this.
- Ooh! ♪ I'm-a go over there
and find a place to sit ♪ ♪ Y'all signed to Beyonce,
I'm just signed to Nick ♪ - Yeah, that's a good thing.
(score counter beeps) (audience applauding and cheering) Go with that, Justina. - You're not gonna do
these ladies like that. ♪ You out there rapping ♪ ♪ That wasn't clean ♪ ♪ You are pill snappin' ♪ ♪ I want you mean ♪ ♪ Now listen, let me tell you somethin' ♪ ♪ And this might stain your out black ♪ ♪ But these are real black queens ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Gonna give our girls everything; okay Justina, look. ♪ Hey yo Justina, ♪ ♪ I don't know if you
a actor or a actress ♪ ♪ You can't get on no show ♪ ♪ Baby girl 'cause it's black-ish ♪ (audience laughs) (score counter beeps) ♪ Coming for me you
must have a death wish ♪ ♪ I'm-a burn you worse than
every dude that you slept with ♪ ♪ One stop queen you know that's true ♪ ♪ I smell something fishy, bitch ♪ ♪ It must be you ♪ ♪ Holla, holla, holla, holla ♪
(audience cheering) ♪ Holla, holla, holla, holla ♪
(score counter beeps) (audience shouting and jeering) ♪ Justina I'm on the back team ♪ ♪ Don't make me mad ♪ ♪ Or I'll make you my step daughter ♪ ♪ And start (beep) your dad ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Okay.
- Uh-oh. - Damn right.
- Okay, erm. ♪ Be Simone you know
you need to dial back ♪ ♪ Jester Larry has called ♪ ♪ She says she want her style back ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ You know me I always fit the motif ♪ ♪ The (beep) look like a
slab of old roast beef ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Justina, please you can never be me ♪ ♪ You ugly in person,
thank God for hygeine ♪ ♪ Your mix (indistinct) ♪ ♪ 'cause I could never date a (beep) ♪ ♪ Who like bitches with (beep) ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Whoo!
- Beat that Justina. - Okay. ♪ I look like a man ♪ ♪ Okay you're an actress ♪ ♪ Every time you meet a
guy he feels catfished ♪ ♪ I love to put a bitch in a place ♪ ♪ Yeah gotta (beep) go and ask yer momma ♪ ♪ With (beep) ♪
- Whoa. (audience shouting and jeering) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (audience cheering) - Hey, DC. ♪ I'm tired of hearing you ramble ♪ ♪ (beep) y'all lookin' at the face ♪ ♪ That got TRL canceled ♪ - I got y'all (beep) ♪ You talk about TRL got canceled ♪ ♪ Damn (beep) you hit me on the lawn. ♪ ♪ Lets talk about when you called me ♪ ♪ Three months ago, told my somethin' ♪ "Please can you get me on the show?" (audience laughing)
(score counter beeps) I'm like, "Did they 'eck"? She were like, "Leave
immediately, they chokin' me." (audience laughing) ♪ Okay here's the thing ♪ ♪ That ain't gonna be true ♪ ♪ So let me hear you're on next ♪ ♪ TRL called me, they
wanted me to be a guest ♪ ♪ They said you really good ♪ ♪ And the fans know your face ♪ ♪ DC I keep it real ♪ ♪ They wanted me to take your place ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Yo, hold up, hold up, hold up. (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ You sent me (beep) ♪ ♪ And them filters must of did magic ♪ ♪ 'cause when I saw yer (beep) person ♪ ♪ I felt like I had been catfished ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Let's have a little quiet. - That'll be Pickle, my friend. (audience laughing)
- Okay. ♪ I wish we could be friends for ever ♪ ♪ We both wear women's clothes ♪ ♪ Let's go shopping together ♪ ♪ 'cause when you cross dress ♪ ♪ It's really in bad taste ♪ ♪ You would have done better
on "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Yo OT, it's your girl Justina ♪ ♪ I'm the rawest white girl
they call me cocoa (beep) ♪ ♪ I dug your hit song ♪ ♪ I'm in love with the cocoa ♪ ♪ But are you still relevant? ♪ ♪ The answer is, "No, no" ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) Okay, Khan. ♪ Please don't talk like I never had yer ♪ ♪ If you so hard then
how come last night ♪ ♪ You needed Viagra? ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Yeah, we had sex ♪ ♪ I waited for a whole minute to pass ♪ ♪ How was your slogan, "Slow it down" ♪ ♪ But you still finished so fast? ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) Okay fine, let me get up in my zone. ♪ Give me your doctor's number ♪ ♪ I'll roll through to his place ♪ ♪ You got your body done ♪ ♪ But forgot to do your face ♪ - No!
(score counter beeps) - Hey Monty bring your fine arse. Okay, look. ♪ Everybody you know I like you a lot ♪ ♪ But we know that you came
up from being a (beep) ♪ ♪ Now you wanna stay friendly
you really got talent ♪ ♪ That's the true definition
of a Bow-wow challenge ♪ - Whoo! (score counter beeps) - I'm not, what are you gonna gonna lie? - No. - You look good so I
just have a compliment. - Oh is it?
(audience cheering) - Yeah you look good.
- What's up? ♪ Tyrone you look so good ♪ ♪ I'll let you blow my (beep) ♪ ♪ Now, put me in submission ♪ ♪ I bet you I won't drop out ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Ooh, oh hey. (score counter beeps) Oh no!
- Shoot your jab. ♪ Listen Candy isn't switcher a mark ♪ ♪ Why do they call you Candy ♪ ♪ You ain't go no bars ♪ ♪ You know me I'm always
killin' on the scene ♪ ♪ How you rope no scrubs ♪ ♪ With all these scrubs on yer team ♪ - Whoo! (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Justina. ♪ Look, I'm tired of this raggety-anne ♪ ♪ And with the rappier voice bro' ♪ ♪ I'd swear you was a man, yo ♪ ♪ Ronald McDonald, I'm a really huge fan ♪ ♪ You put yourself and a
girl onto McDonald's van ♪ (claxon sounding) ♪ Yo, you talkin' all that (beep) ♪ ♪ Like you really serious ♪ ♪ If you were (beep) white ♪ ♪ You're scared of a period ♪ ♪ You look clean ♪
(score counter beeps) ♪ Who am I speaking with ♪ ♪ Like every sound style rapper ♪ ♪ I won't do a feature with ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps)
- Ooh! - I got Durk and Bernice real quick. ♪ Okay listen check it out ♪ ♪ I'm like, Durk you must feel stupid ♪ ♪ You got a Jay-Z face
with a little confusing ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) ♪ And Bernice, how much
plastic is under there? ♪ ♪ When you die they're gonna donate ♪ ♪ Your body to Tupperware ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Get on, Khan. - Hey Khan, hey Khan. ♪ You got a tattoo on yer neck ♪ ♪ A tattoo on yer back ♪ ♪ A tattoo on yer arm all scattered ♪ ♪ You probably even got
a tattoo on yer (beep) ♪ ♪ That says, "All sizes matter" ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Hold on, hold on, hold on. ♪ A "All sizes matter" tattoo ♪ ♪ Now I'm likin' you fast ♪ ♪ The only person that
should have that tattoo ♪ ♪ Is you, right on your arse ♪ (audience laughing) (score counter beeps) ♪ I mean a white girl on a black team ♪ ♪ I know that's a sad thing ♪ ♪ If your arse was a TV ♪ ♪ It would be a flatscreen ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ But it's good quality
flatscreen the picture ♪ ♪ Big Mac, I know you're
scared of a gym pass ♪ ♪ You're so fat that you
deep fry yer tictacs ♪ ♪ You drink yer Brady Bunch ♪ ♪ You need a switcher to switch that ♪ ♪ You ain't got no bars but
all you eating is KitKats ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - All right, all right,
I think y'all heard that. ♪ Black team I don't wanna lose yer ♪ ♪ How we up here getting
killed by Timon and Pumbaa? ♪ (score counter beeps) Hold on, no, no, no, no, no, hell no. (audience laughing) ♪ You still like comin' at people ♪ ♪ But all your rappin' is bad ♪ ♪ He did call you Ariel ♪ ♪ But he forgot to say you
have Sebastian the crabs ♪ (audience laughing) (score counter beeps) ♪ Well, that didn't really
hit as hard as you planned ♪ ♪ And you up here talkin'
like you are the man ♪ ♪ If I'm Ariel that might be true ♪ ♪ But the whole crowd
knows if I got crabs ♪ ♪ I got 'em from you ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Right now, you need
to get cooked right ♪ ♪ If orphan Annie (beep) black guys ♪ ♪ This is what it look like ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Ooh.
- Okay. (claxon sounding)
Okay, look. ♪ I'm-a tell the whole world ♪ ♪ How you really a trick ♪ ♪ How you got upon the show ♪ ♪ 'cause you (beep) ♪ ♪ Thinkin' that you're hot ♪ ♪ I'm-a tell you that you're not though ♪ ♪ You let everybody put their meat ♪ ♪ Up in yer taco ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Wait, wait, Nick tell the truth ♪ ♪ Nick, Nick, tell the truth ♪ ♪ Were you being patriotic
or like the way ♪ ♪ She red, white and blue, uh-huh ♪ - Hold on, that was crazy. ♪ You thinkin' that you cute ♪ ♪ Hoping I might go (indistinct) ♪ ♪ You such a thought you Jennifer Hoepez ♪ ♪ Girl please, my flow is too strong ♪ ♪ They call you, "My verse" ♪ ♪ I'm a whole (beep) song ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Bobby, your raps don't
really work for me ♪ ♪ You got the face for
an old folks' home ♪ ♪ And a body for a nursery ♪ - Cut the beat. - Oh, she got (beep) ♪ Aren't y'all two
s'posed to be rappers? ♪ ♪ Well I'm about to eat you for lunch ♪ ♪ 'cause the only way
you could get a hit ♪ ♪ Is if with Kalifa pass you the blunt ♪ (audience groans) ♪ You said we would only
get a hit from the blunt ♪ ♪ That was really phony ♪ ♪ 'cause in the hood you're like a blunt ♪ ♪ 'cause once they hit it ♪ ♪ They pass you to the homies ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ And you look tough comin' against us ♪ ♪ This is where the fun stop ♪ ♪ You're such a (beep)
every time you take a step ♪ ♪ It's considered a slut walk ♪ ♪ Hi Tone, I was at the slutwalk ♪ ♪ And it really changed my world ♪ ♪ I was in the street hoin' ♪ ♪ With your mum and your girl ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) ♪ In this goofy getup you
know it's gonna backfire ♪ ♪ I'm-a roast his marshmallow ♪ ♪ Like he had a campfire ♪ ♪ You are one marshmallow
I would never taste ♪ ♪ You only wear that mask ♪ ♪ To cover yer ugly face ♪ (score counter beeps) - Roasted!
(audience laughs) (claxon sounding) - Actually, I'm gonna start it off. - Whoa! ♪ Could Conceited write a beat ♪ ♪ The answer is, "No" ♪ ♪ The day it happens, Azealia Banks'll ♪ ♪ Come back on the show ♪ ♪ And Justina, you
wanted this marshmallow ♪ ♪ But the kid won't sign you ♪ ♪ You're like a marshmallow ♪ ♪ 'cause you're soft white ♪ ♪ And everyone puts
their stick inside you ♪ (audience laughs)
- That's great. ♪ You said everyone pokes
their stick in me, Charron ♪ ♪ Okay, boo-hoo ♪ ♪ Well then you must
be the Graham cracker ♪ ♪ 'cause everyone puts their chocolate ♪ ♪ Inside of you ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) ♪ Nine, how you a housewife ♪ ♪ But there ain't never
any peace in yer house ♪ ♪ I know why they call you Nine Leaks ♪ ♪ 'cause you got diarrhea of the mouth ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Come on, wait one second ♪ ♪ Your fans think you're messy ♪ ♪ And they wish you would do better ♪ ♪ You should introduce your top lip ♪ ♪ To your bottom lip ♪ ♪ 'cause they ain't never been together ♪ (score counter beeps) (audience laughs) - She ...
- I got you. ♪ Look, look ♪ ♪ Marlon in the house but
you know it's a bummer ♪ ♪ We all know Shan's a
most talented brother ♪ ♪ So in this battle ♪ ♪ There's one thing I gotta say to you ♪ ♪ You played a white chick ♪ ♪ And now a white chick's playin' you ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Ooh! ♪ Plainly, we all know you ratchet ♪ ♪ You look like Seth Curry
if he never made a basket ♪ ♪ PC, I don't mean to be a hater ♪ ♪ But you look like dove bunny ♪ ♪ If he grew up in Dakata ♪ ♪ Okay that's cool ♪ ♪ But this is critical ♪ ♪ Yo (beep) is garbage ♪ ♪ 'cause your outfit's made
out of trashbag material ♪ (audience laughing)
- Okay. ♪ It must be nerves ♪ ♪ I better (indistinct) to the curve ♪ PC?
- Come out and say that! ♪ Okay, PC trashbag yeah I'll take that ♪ ♪ But you sold your point if
he never made crank that ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ Kath, you thinkin' that you hot ♪ ♪ I'm-a tell you hardly ♪ ♪ You'll never be Nicki, Kim or Cori ♪ ♪ Speakin' of rappers,
let me bring it back ♪ ♪ You look like Remy Marsh ♪ ♪ He started smoking crack ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ Your voice is gettin' deeper ♪ ♪ But it really don't matter ♪ ♪ But season after season
yo' arse is gettin' flatter ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (claxon sounds) ♪ Okay, another flat arse joke ♪ ♪ Watch out what smash those ♪ ♪ I'd rather have a flat butt ♪ ♪ Than a loose (beep) ♪ - Whoo! (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ I'm like, look ♪ ♪ Yvng Swag you way too funny ♪ ♪ Why you up here struttin'
in a fashion over onesie? ♪ ♪ And Mimi, we know you can't rap ♪ ♪ You're such a (beep) ♪ ♪ 'cause your whole life
you've been eatin' cat ♪ ♪ Simone, it's clear I'm a true hussler ♪ ♪ You're the only (beep) I know
that has to pay the customer ♪ ♪ Hitman, it's cool you
brushed his teeth and all ♪ ♪ Now you're teeth not tiny
but your (beep) still small ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) - Hold up, cut that out. ♪ Hell no, just date 'em ♪ ♪ You ain't better go in my t'ing ♪ ♪ I can't believe you did this ♪ ♪ Yo (beep) like the
underground at Lamaka ♪ ♪ Everything down there
goin' outta business ♪ (audience laughing) (score counter beeps) ♪ Hey well DC I'm the bomb, baby ♪ ♪ You need that spark ♪ ♪ Your booty (beep) is as
wide as Pete Mount Park ♪ (claxon sounding) ♪ Should've got some arse shots ♪ ♪ And I'm-a knock at the door ♪ ♪ Look at your nose (beep) ♪ ♪ It's not even yours ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ She only can breathe on the left side ♪ ♪ Could have got the
(beep) up on the right ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ PC you don't want that smoke ♪ ♪ Every day you're doin' aargh ♪ ♪ 'cause you ain't got no joke ♪ ♪ I do gotta joke ♪ ♪ You said gotta limpin' ♪ ♪ You prob'ly can't hear me ♪ ♪ 'cause your voice keep ♪ (he makes a sound like a motorcycle) (audience laughs) (score counter beeps) ♪ Hey yo, Justina ♪ ♪ You being a freak ♪ ♪ We don't doubt that ♪ ♪ But when (beep) on a bunch of rappers ♪ ♪ I can vouch that ♪ ♪ It's been a point superhead cause ♪ ♪ That she said she want her mouth back ♪ ♪ Well, it's funny you mention rappers ♪ ♪ 'cause I really think
you got zero bars ♪ ♪ If havin' sex was like Uber ♪ ♪ I would rate that (beep) zero stars ♪ (score counter beeps) ♪ All right Justina, ♪ ♪ You be havin' a lotta groupie in yer ♪ ♪ I mean dude's been
smashin' through your liver ♪ ♪ In Atlanta they said (beep) ♪ ♪ Smell like the Chattahoochee River ♪ (audience laughs) (claxon sounds) ♪ All right, you said my (beep) ♪ ♪ Smell like the Chattahoochee River ♪ ♪ I bet the crowd think I'm mussy y'all ♪ ♪ But I think conceded by (beep) ♪ ♪ Out there a full in industrial ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Okay, if this was a race ♪ ♪ Ne-Yo you would get lashed ♪ ♪ Your chick was a Wild'n
Out girl so mix mash ♪ ♪ I'm back up here you
think you the air tight ♪ ♪ You haven't had a hit ♪ ♪ Since you had a hairline ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ Look at you ♪ ♪ Real white takin' the bill ♪ ♪ You ain't all red boy,
'cause I'll send you to hell ♪ ♪ Matter of fact you need to just switch ♪ ♪ You look like a dinosaur
from "Lilo and Stitch" ♪ (audience laughs) - Hey DC, come 'ere. ♪ Hey if y'oughtta know ♪ ♪ This is Brooke Valentine ♪ ♪ Make some noise for her one time ♪ ♪ I'm Justina Valentine, okay ♪ ♪ It's Brooke and Justina ♪ ♪ Y'all are just passengers ♪ ♪ We come through with
Valentine's Day massacre ♪ ♪ PC, why you streamin' sub-light? ♪ ♪ You look like the main
character from "A Bug's Life" ♪ (audience laughs) (score counter beeps) (he laughs) ♪ Now look, cool ♪ ♪ I'm gonna pay my respects ♪ ♪ Brooke, this ain't got
nothin' to do wit' you ♪ ♪ 'cause you need to consult
a relationshippin' chick ♪ ♪ So listen up ♪ ♪ Listen, white girl ♪ ♪ Why you comin' to me ♪ ♪ I'm-a tell you right now ♪ ♪ Your arse is ugly
from head to yer feet ♪ ♪ PC, the truth is ♪ ♪ I think that you a bitch ♪ ♪ And Len or Tony look like an
alien from "Lilo and Stitch" ♪ ♪ I'm up here, and one more thing ♪ ♪ 'cause (indistinct) gettin' brady ♪ ♪ And you look just like a farmer ♪ ♪ 'cause you only deal with chicken hay ♪ ♪ Leana you're talkin' back ♪ ♪ But you know that you cannot push me ♪ ♪ You been takin' in me the whole show ♪ ♪ But you will never get that (beep) ♪ - Hold up, hold up. (score counter beeps) (claxon sounds) ♪ Every rapper's been (beep) ♪ ♪ The queen MC ♪ ♪ You got a tatt on your
arse that says B-E-G ♪ ♪ Incredible chain, he smash for free ♪ ♪ Last time you quipped you
popped out a Nick Cannon CD ♪ (audience laughs) - But that counted as a sale. ♪ Okay, talkin' 'bout creepin' ♪ ♪ Don't tell me (beep) ♪ ♪ 'cause every time you
burp it smells like (beep) ♪ ♪ And DC how you dress ♪ ♪ I don't (beep) with that ♪ ♪ Only that beware of the bucket hat ♪ (claxon sounding) I just want to bait him in. ♪ Ah (beep) oh my (beep) ♪ ♪ Let's (beep) you're
dressed like a picnic ♪ - Aha. (score counter beeps) (Justina screams) ♪ Dressed like a picnic, do that dance ♪ ♪ But DC, you're shaped
like a garden ant ♪ ♪ With your little hands
and your little feet ♪ ♪ And boy, you say, "Aargh"
when you rap to the beat ♪ ♪ I'm like Conceited you
gonna need some help ♪ ♪ You up here lookin'
like a capeless elf ♪ ♪ And DC, I walk out talkin' it ♪ ♪ You look like a praying mantis ♪ ♪ Dipped in some chocolate ♪ ♪ (beep) why you buzzin'? ♪ ♪ Are you a housewife and you can't even ♪ ♪ Keep no husband ♪ (audience laughs) (score counter beeps) - I don't like how you
talked about my team earlier. Let me say something, you go up next? ♪ Look, guys think they
pretty but they not y'all ♪ ♪ But I'm still tryin'
to put a lotta ketchup ♪ ♪ And mustard on this hotdog ♪ ♪ I'm like ketchup and mustard ♪ ♪ Now I wanna yank yer ♪ ♪ How you goin' fit all that ♪ ♪ In that little pig in a blanket? ♪ ♪ Yo, yo ♪ ♪ I heard you had some joints
but we never played it ♪ ♪ Yo' arse look like Orstat
if he never made it ♪ ♪ They said you was the best ♪ ♪ And no, it wasn't possible ♪ ♪ When they said that girl was
dope they meant Washington ♪ (audience laughs) (score counter beeps) ♪ Listen, I'm like DC
you are not a threat ♪ ♪ You're like 45 lbs
if you're soakin' wet ♪ ♪ I've seen you in "How High" ♪ ♪ You didn't disappoint ♪ ♪ You was perfect for that movie ♪ ♪ You built just like a joint ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Yo and like Mauve you can
never be better than me ♪ ♪ How you a drug dealer ♪ ♪ Only carry regular weed ♪ ♪ And DC, you don't want no smokes ♪ ♪ How you got attention if
you can't write good jokes ♪ ♪ Listen good ♪ ♪ Are you okay, but I can
tell that you seem mad ♪ ♪ You look like you only
three days outta rehab ♪ ♪ But DC, not now hatin' ♪ ♪ But your shorts are so tight ♪ ♪ It's like your balls suffocatin' ♪ ♪ And Dee, I hit you with the one two ♪ ♪ Call you Pretty Dee 'cause
the V is pretty run through ♪ ♪ The shoes and a shirt
on cos he don't half bad ♪ ♪ Why you dressed for the beach ♪ ♪ When you already have crabs? ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) Real quick, baby. ♪ Yo, yo ♪ ♪ Hey Yo China, you ain't
beat for this battlin' ♪ ♪ You wanna bag the
least famous Kardashian ♪ ♪ With all that plastic
who's gonna smash ♪ ♪ Your body recyclable
but your career is trash ♪ ♪ But you ain't got no arse ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Hey Yo V-Na, you know
you can't move me ♪ ♪ You look like one of Ginger
wine's leftover groupies ♪ ♪ And him there, you
only gangsta for fun ♪ ♪ I bet you clean your teeth
more than you clean yer guns ♪ ♪ And DC, your girl she might choke ♪ ♪ But genuinely had a hit
and all of them high note ♪ ♪ Well DC, we know you get girls ♪ ♪ But they only the slutty kind ♪ ♪ That's why I never hit
you with a Duchy wine ♪ ♪ You know Justina V, I am no liar ♪ ♪ You out here burnin' (beep) ♪ ♪ So they screamin' Mo'fire ♪ - Oh! ♪ Look, uh I got the harmony ♪ ♪ So I'm-a need all the room ♪ ♪ If y'all sing you're gonna
need a lotta Auto Tune ♪ ♪ One scrub, two scrub,
three scrub, four ♪ ♪ You lookin' like a janitor
that's moppin' up the floor ♪ ♪ Five scrub, six scrub,
seven scrub, eight ♪ ♪ Hitman never caught a body ♪ ♪ Common never caught a gate ♪ ♪ I'll put you in yer place ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm talkin' to all-a you ♪ ♪ Are we the girls, why they
got more balls than you ♪ ♪ You're the Nascars ♪
(score counter beeps) ♪ I think go heavenly, damage
it with philanthropy, ♪ ♪ Gonna tell 'em I've got barred ♪ ♪ Pretty boy, sister boy ♪
(score counter beeps) ♪ Tell me all gushy ♪ ♪ How you on the boy squad,
but still so pussy? ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) ♪ They call me Hitman Hollywood ♪ ♪ Hallo baby, I've been a star ♪ ♪ Give you a seminar in your rental car ♪ ♪ But Lord, I'm-a need forgiveness ♪ ♪ 'cause I bet these
keys open up everything ♪ ♪ Expect Planet Fitness ♪ ♪ (indistinct) turning in your dranny ♪ ♪ Justina got flames on a shirt ♪ ♪ Because she burnt it in the panties ♪ (score counter beeps) - Let me hit Jerome.
- Got that. ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪ ♪ Unlike Jerome, you can never hit that ♪ ♪ Your (beep) is small or white ♪ ♪ It reminds me of a (beep) tictac. ♪ ♪ And Rip, I'm really
sick of all yer chatter ♪ ♪ You focus every day
like fat lives matter ♪ ♪ And DC, your sex is buns ♪ ♪ 'cause the DC stand
for girl, don't (beep) ♪ (score counter beeps) - Okay, okay. - Here's one, baby.
(audience laughs) ♪ Ah, San (indistinct) ♪ ♪ You an over achiever ♪ ♪ You tried out for the
football team as wide receiver ♪ ♪ Then you change your profession ♪ ♪ Give me an A, give me a B ♪ ♪ Since you're a cheerleader
we know everybody ♪ ♪ Gave you the D ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Hey, listen ♪ ♪ Hey you're cute, you
lookin' like a fool, boy ♪ ♪ I'd kick you out the classroom ♪ ♪ Even if you was a schoolboy ♪ ♪ You can never get Nick if you was able ♪ ♪ You the most untalented
artist on yer label ♪ - Order, order! (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Justina, you know that I'm ballin' ♪ ♪ That's why Charlie
Clips smell like garlic ♪ ♪ Now I'm-a 'bout to get on you ♪ ♪ You not for beat me sadly ♪ ♪ If you take yer makeup off
you would look like Maggie ♪ ♪ In the face, in the face ♪ ♪ In the face, in yer face ♪ ♪ And yo' swag, you know
you can't touch me ♪ ♪ You don't have to do anything ♪ ♪ To look like that ducky ♪ ♪ Killin' you, no it's not fun ♪ ♪ Why they call you Swag when
you don't even got none? ♪ ♪ We'll roll the deck ♪ ♪ I need my chef in front ♪ ♪ Yo, hey Yo Rollblades ♪ ♪ I'm-a step to you on the scene ♪ ♪ Since you a chef, I'm-a
have to cook the whole team ♪ ♪ Black squad guarantee ♪ ♪ You gonna need some help ♪ ♪ Big Mac could eat the whole menu ♪ ♪ Plus the menu itself ♪ ♪ But JC Lee, we all know that you sweet ♪ ♪ You stink of wait for fish ♪ ♪ But you be chokin' on meat ♪ ♪ I'm-a stay in the kitchen ♪ ♪ 'cause they needed me there ♪ ♪ I ripped Michael's legs (beep) ♪ ♪ Cooked medium rare ♪ (score counter beeps) (audience shouting and jeering) ♪ Well you're right with the flow ♪ ♪ But when you rap ♪ ♪ You sound whiter than
the rice in my bowl ♪ ♪ All I'm tryin' to say
is I would never smash ♪ ♪ Understand me, if I took you home ♪ ♪ My pops would be like,
"You disgraced the family" ♪ (audience laughs) (score counter beeps) - Sorry about that, okay. ♪ Look, I'm like ♪ ♪ Jang, you sounded like a hater ♪ ♪ I'll tell Jin straight, I
don't even need a chaser ♪ ♪ Face it, no you ain't
nobody's fav'rite ♪ ♪ Y'all give it up for Tang
Daylyt ghetto's replacement ♪ Whoo! (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Let me tell you why
they call me a wizard ♪ ♪ Don't push me ♪ ♪ 'cause I'll soup swap swap
on yer mamma's (beep) grave ♪ - I got him, Chav.
(score counter beeps) ♪ Hey Yo DC, Yo ♪ ♪ DC, it's easy to catch you slippin' ♪ ♪ You're so swim when you swim ♪ ♪ You're always skinny dipping ♪ ♪ You work here with a
body made of gelatin ♪ ♪ Your arse look like a
chocolate covered skeleton ♪ ♪ Hey Yo Bobb'e, you gotta be bothered ♪ ♪ With the face of a father
and the body of Atolla ♪ ♪ Probably means your mother,
'cause you a little chunk ♪ ♪ This what your baby look like ♪ ♪ When you just get a lube pump ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Ooh, all right, all right, all right. ♪ You got me good with
the body of Atolla ♪ ♪ But let's be real ♪ ♪ You don't wanna got
no face of a father ♪ (audience laughs) (score counter beeps) My makeup's not good, okay. - Not at all, baby, you look like it. ♪ That was cute but your
rhymes are never too tight ♪ ♪ Career's like yer body ♪ ♪ It'll never reach new heights ♪ ♪ I bet not a single
person here follows you ♪ ♪ (beep) baby ♪ ♪ Your mom should have (beep) you ♪ - All right, all right. ♪ Hey yo Saint Jhn you
already lost this (beep) ♪ ♪ What kinda gangsta walks around ♪ ♪ With some frosted tips, huh ♪ ♪ Now I know you started soft ♪ ♪ You look like all sad ♪ ♪ If party B ever cut 'em off ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Look, everybody's had yer leftovers ♪ ♪ It's time to do the dishes ♪ ♪ You sad 'cause Joe left ♪ ♪ Not to butt into yer business ♪ ♪ It's in yer name that you'll
never get a wedding ring ♪ ♪ How does it feel to hear he's
moved on to better things? ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - I say no to the ring, but okay. ♪ Hey yo V-Na, I know you think
you think you (indistinct) ♪ ♪ But you need to change your name ♪ ♪ 'cause your V is far from pretty ♪ ♪ And this one, you really gotta stop it ♪ ♪ Got this dress on, so
you could keep a (beep) ♪ ♪ In both pocket ♪ ♪ DC, you know I'll wanna kick it ♪ ♪ Your ugly arse looks
like a deep fried cricket ♪ ♪ Okay, check it out one time, look ♪ ♪ New school, you an ugly mess ♪ ♪ I'm about to do my
thing with Doug E. Fresh ♪ ♪ I'm Justina Valentine ♪ ♪ I must beat the heat rock ♪ ♪ Doug E. Fresh and he's
killin' on the beat box ♪ ♪ Oh god, watch how I play it ♪ ♪ You look like Destiny's
Child if they never made it ♪ ♪ And DC, you ain't got no game ♪ ♪ You look like a booty (beep) ♪ ♪ Who won't go down the drain ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Look, look Soulja you are not no prize ♪ ♪ If look like you about to
leap with them bullfrog eyes ♪ ♪ And J-I'm the Man it must be pretend ♪ ♪ You got a Biz Markie face,
so you're just a friend ♪ - Ooh. (audience laughs) ♪ Now listen, wait a minute ♪ ♪ Justina, I would diss you ♪ ♪ But you probably
wouldn't understand me ♪ ♪ Unless I tame my voice like yours ♪ ♪ To sound more manly ♪ ♪ Okay, okay, all right ♪ ♪ You talk about my voice,
wanna cook me with this ♪ ♪ I'd rather sound like a man ♪ ♪ Than look like a bitch ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat ♪ Hey yo Bobb'e ♪ ♪ I bet you use a shoebox as a bed ♪ ♪ You're so short you
gotta stand on yer toes ♪ ♪ Just to give a (beep) ♪ ♪ And Mimi, you trifilin' ♪ ♪ You got so much plastic in your arse ♪ ♪ I could bring you to
the kerb for recycling ♪ ♪ And DC, I bet you're
rockin' some longjohns ♪ ♪ You're so thin, you could
be the thong in a thong song ♪ (audience shouting and jeering) (score counter beeps) ♪ Look, okay ♪ ♪ Vending machine pants,
I'm pushin' it out ♪ ♪ I bet if I press your buttons ♪ ♪ Your whole (beep) would come out ♪ ♪ And baby, if you're
lookin' for a baddie ♪ ♪ I know your little baby bump
tryin' to call you daddy ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) (score counter beeps) - Okay, come here Jin.
- Of course. ♪ Look Jin, you better exit now ♪ ♪ Your girlfriend use soy
sauce to lay her edges down ♪ ♪ And J. Cole, you never get a Beyonce ♪ ♪ Just 'cause you look like Jay-Z ♪ ♪ Don't make her Beyonce ♪ ♪ Yo Big Mac, we call you Mr Large ♪ ♪ You're so fat you can't see ♪ ♪ When your (beep) gettin' hard ♪ (audience applauding and cheering) - Oh okay, all right. ♪ Stance one, I'm-a send you to heaven ♪ ♪ Your booty (beep)
stays open like a 7-11 ♪ ♪ Listen, look Cyn, we
all know you too well ♪ ♪ The only Santana we respect is Juelz ♪ ♪ Justina Valentine, I rap this verse ♪ ♪ And I'm-a gonna get rid of this sin ♪ ♪ Like a Catholic church ♪ (audience laughs) (score counter beeps) ♪ Hey yo we got it ♪ ♪ Let me get a Big Mac and Yvng Swag ♪ ♪ Yvng Swag, I never seen a shorter thug ♪ ♪ You are built like a waterbed ♪ ♪ And you look like a water butt ♪ ♪ I mean this is two on two ♪ ♪ Jerome, we should really do this more ♪ ♪ Well technically with Big Mac ♪ ♪ This is a two on four ♪ ♪ Talk your (beep) yo, yo, yo ♪ ♪ Talk your (beep) look ♪ ♪ I said, "Look" ♪ ♪ Old school, new school
you need to learn though ♪ ♪ If you mess with Vna,
your piss will burn slow ♪ ♪ Old school, you know
we get in this brag ♪ ♪ Cortez, your resume is
the size of your head ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Jay'Z ♪ ♪ You the captain of the new school ♪ ♪ How does it feel to be
the best of the worst? ♪ ♪ In our game you know
you playing it wrong ♪ ♪ Y'all look like Rae Sremmurd ♪ ♪ If they never made a hit song ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪ ♪ Most of this ain't funny,
but it sure is true ♪ ♪ You saw bummy homeless
people give money to you ♪ ♪ You know I'm back and I'm so vicious ♪ ♪ You could take to eat (beep) ♪ ♪ And be like, "Mm, that was delicious" ♪ (audience laughs) (score counter beeps) ♪ All right look, he had a song called ♪ ♪ "All Gold Everything" ♪ ♪ But watch how I'm rulin' him ♪ ♪ It's funny how that gold ♪ ♪ Quickly turned into aluminum ♪ (audience boos) ♪ So watch how I spit at this lane ♪ ♪ You wanna see a one hit wonder? ♪ ♪ Well there's Trinidad James ♪
