- Well let's roast! (audience laughs) - Hit Man, first your teeth
was small, now they large. Baby boy, they didn't
have those in a medium? (audience laughs) (upbeat music) (audience cheers) - Boss, you're ready? - Ready. - Chance the Rapper, you're ready? - Ready. - Well let's roast! - Boy, if you don't get yo god damn. I made these jeans from scratch Paddington Bear patch-looking
ass up out of here! (audience laughs) - Uh oh, bake his ass! - Uh oh! - Now I gotta bake his ass! - Bake his ass! - Now I gotta back his ass! Nerdy Killmonger-looking ass with those barrettes in your braids, boy. Emo Quavo-looking ass, boy. - Boy, if you don't get your, these jeans came with a pack of Newport's looking ass up outta here! - No! "The Love Below" swag-ass
boy, you look like one of Andre 3000's back up dancers, boy, with them tight ass black wash jeans, boy! - Boy, no if you don't get your Rick Ross starter kit beard
having ass up out of here! (audience laughs) - Skinny crack head with
dreads looking ass boy, now I really gotta bake your ass. If you don't take them braids out, you're not gonna be able
to write no more seasons headache-head ass boy, little tiny head ass boy, one earring wearing ass boy, little teeth looking (beep) boy. (shouting) (cheering) - Out! (bell rings) - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - I got glasses that's
thicker than yo ass. - Cortez, you look like the (buzzing), mosquito that started the Zika virus. - Yo skin color the same color
as bacon when it start out. (audience laughs) - Cortez, you look like
a bouncer at a preschool. - You look like you got
way too much testosterone in your body and not enough estrogens. (audience laughs) - Cortez, when I look
at you all I hear is, "ET phone home." (audience laughs) - That's why they parted
your hair the wrong way and I could see all your tracks. (audience shouting) - Cortez. Cortez. - You! Out! - [Crowd] Got damned! (bell rings) - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - Boy if you don't get your god damn stay out of my room mom,
looking ass up outta here. - [Corey] If you don't get your god damned I got fired from Wild N' Out and had to go on the Breakfast Club to beg for my job back ass outta here! - Oh. - Boy, if you don't get
your god damn stupid shoes, no moves, extra tight, extra right, looking ass the (beep) up outta here! (applause) - If you don't get your god damned I look so much like a junkie my blood type is heroin ass outta here! (shouting) - Boy if you don't get your god damn I'm on the poster for god
damn herpes looking ass up the (beep) outta here! - Hey wait, it's give me a
high five for that herpes joke. I thought that was-- - Hell nah, look at him, white people looking for something else to steal from the black man! Get your god damn ass up outta here! - Out! - [Crowd] Got damned! - Wild Out! - Well, let's roast! - DC, you the only gangster from Atlanta with asthma. Oh, West Side is the best side. Hold on y'all, let me take my asthma. (laughter) - I do got asthma, but guess what? When you wake up in the morning,
yo (beep) yawn like this, (misting sound) (laughter)
(applause) - [B. Simone] No, let me talk! No, let me talk! Let me talk! DC! DC! (whistle blowing)
(laughter) (whistle blowing) - Hey, hey, hey, hey! One hitter quitter, TKO, you out! - Got damned! (bell rings) (applause) - Wild Out! - Boss, you're ready? - I'm ready. - Bow Wow, you're ready? - I'm ready. - Well let's roast! - If y'all don't get y'all
black Bevis and Butthead looking asses up outta here! - If you don't get your, - Get yo, my car tripping,
but I wouldn't even ask you, you got 10 till Wild N' Out
cut my check having ass! - Boy if you don't get yo
pretending to have a car, pretending to have money,
pretending to be happy, pretending to do everything ass the (beep) up outta here, boy! Hell wrong with you? - [Bow Wow] Man, if you don't get my I could remove my beard Velcro having ass! With your dying spray
Stevie Harvey, Jamie Fox, got a beard having ass! - You built like one of Nick legs, if you don't get yo
skinny ass outta here boy! If you don't get your
little body, little neck, little nose, little ear, little head, little back ass outta here boy! (whistle blowing) (shouting) (whistle blowing) - Nick, if you don't get yo (beep) (mumbling) (whistle blowing) (applause) - [Nick] Who's out? - They out! - They out! - Out! (bell rings) - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - Boy if you don't get your god damned I'm on the down low, head
ass up out my god damn face! (applause) - Boy, if you don't get yo damn tight ass yeast infection short Monistat, one, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, I'm infected ass (beep) up out my face! - Boy, if you don't get yo god damned I want yo infected ass
up out my god damn face! (cheering) (whistle blowing) - You out! - [Crowd] Got damned! (bell rings) - Wild Out! - [Emmanuel] Well let's roast! - You know I'm a gentleman,
lesbians first man. (shouting) - [DC] If I'm a lesbian, boy yo ass up here built
like a auntie, ugly ass boy, (beep) wrong with you? And no kids, ugly ass boy. - Go like this again, and stop. Don't he look like the
City Trends mannequin? If you don't get yo, (laughter) - Okay, hold up! Boy (beep) ass boy, boy
I bet yo glucose level high as hell, ugly ass boy! - [Charlie] Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey listen man. I saw that movie "How High"
and what I wanna know is how high was the (beep)
that gave you that role? Ya acting in that movie was very um, - Let me tell you something. - Was very um, um, - Whoa. Shaky, shaky. - Exactly. (laughter) - Okay, okay, okay. - What's up man? - (beep) I know you ain't talking! Okay. (whistle blowing) Bet, yo weave been blasting all day. (laughter) (laughter) - You out! - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - You all on Hollywood unlocking but it shoulda been Hollywood
un (beep) head ass boy! - (beep) you can't even
get a Fashion Nova deal. (shouting) - [B. Simone] Y'all look at Drake if he gained three thousand pounds. ♪ They used to call me on my cellphone ♪ Head ass boy! - You mad 'cause I get more
(beep) than you head ass! (shouting) (whistle blowing) - You out! - [Crowd] Got damned! (bell rings) - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - Karlous, you look the
uncle at the cookout that kill it on the grill, but no one want the little kids around. - [Karlous] Girl, if you
don't get yo god damned truck stop hooker looking
ass up outta here! - Karlous, you look like
the manager at Jiffy Lube. Not the transmission, it's the alternator. - Girl if you don't get yo god damned adult Wendy's looking ass up outta here! (laughter) - Karlous, if you don't get
your I think I'm the man but I live in Chico Bean's
shadow up ass outta here! - If you don't get your got damn I'm a white woman but I wear
more weave than B. Simone looking ass up outta here! - Karlous, if you don't get your I'm a be the first one to
have a Wild N' Out pension up ass outta here! - Justina, if you don't get yo god damn I been smoking cigarettes since 11th grade looking ass up outta here! (cheering) - You out! - [Crowd] Got damned! (bell rings) - Wild Out! - [Emmanuel] Well let's roast! - Y'all know what's happening. Bring that ass here boy! Hold up, hold up, hold up. If you don't get your god
damn Bill Cosby walking ass (beep) wrong with you? - Boy if you don't get
your Black and Mild filter looking ass outta here! - Boy if you don't get your god damn I couldn't find a headband
so I split it in half and put them on my wrist looking ass! (laughter) - Out! - [Crowd] Got damned! (applause) (bell rings) - Wild Out! - Boss, you're ready? - I'm ready. - Boss goes first. - Hey beautiful, you're ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. - Well let's roast! - If you don't get yo Lil'
Kim Possible looking ass up the (beep) outta here! (laughter) - Ladies, isn't this
the guy waiting for you outside in the restroom at the club? (laughter) - [Nick] If you don't
get your ghetto tatted Chipotle bag looking ass
the (beep) up outta here! - Was it seriously necessary
to kill two honey badgers for today's episode? (laughter) (applause) (whistle blowing) - You, sorry boss, out! - [Crowd] Got damned! (bell rings) (horn blowing) - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - You old my body is elementary, but my head is in high
school head ass boy! - If you don't get your I'm
still looking for my boyfriend monkey ass outta here! - [B. Simone] You old
where are my glasses, these are prescribed head ass boy! - If you don't get yo... - Out! - [Crowd] Got damned! (bell rings) - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - Boy, first of all you ass built like the last drop of the toothpaste,
ugly ass girl, (beep). Hold up, wait a minute. Ugly ass. [Maddy] If we were in a
relationship I'd be the man. Right? Walking him to his car, saying, "Hey, text me when you get home." - Stay in your lane, okay? You white people don't
listen, stay in your lane. - Yo ass don't listen You know what yo ass built like? A wet french fry, ugly ass girl! - Alright, okay. - You hate biscuits, ugly ass girl. But you love mayonnaise, ugly ass! - [Mady] Okay, I do, I do. Okay, hold on I got one more. I got one more, let me do one more. (whistle blowing) All right. - Can I say one more thing? Please? - No! - [Maddy] I have one more thing. (whistle blowing) - He's ugly. (whistle blowing) - Salt and pepper ain't seasoning (beep)! (whistle blowing) Salt and pepper aint seasoning (beep)! (sighs) - You out! - [Crowd] Got damned! - Wild Out! - This him, not me, I'm translating. - [Emmanuel] Okay. The two of ya, you're ready? You're ready? - Ready. - Well let's roast! - Ya old beer guzzling,
trailer park trash, alligator wrestling ass boy! - [Karlous] He said he bet your (beep) smell like a Wendy's drive-through. - Ya old how to catch a
predator looking ass boy! - He, you sure? All right, he said more (beep) been in you than Right Street. (shouting) - You're all... - I'll read that for you. You! Out! - [Audience] Got damned! - Wild Out! - Alright girl if you don't get yo... sexy ass up out here. - [Danileigh] Boy, you so ugly I'm talking so loud
'cause your ears so small. - [Hitman] Alright girl
if you don't get yo I'm staying at the
Marriott Downtown up on... (cheering drowns out address) ass outta here. - Well, that's good because your old teeth look like hotel pillows so that makes sense. (audience cheers) (whistle blows) - You! Out! - [Audience] Got damned! - Wild Out! - Michael you're ready? Big C... - You bitch ass (beep)! - I'm ready. - Well let's roast! - You are build like a 12 year old lesbian - Boy if you don't get
your god damn (blows) the food's ready ugly
ass boy, calm your ass - You have tattoos of all
the (beep) you owe money too (laughter) - If you don't get your backup Thriller dancing looking ass. and guess what? You ain't even need
makeup, stupid ass boy! - [Michael] DC stands for (beep) chaser. - Guess what? - What? - To your car, I bet you ain't got this
boy hiding the floor yabba dabba doo feet having ass (beep). (audience laughs) - Kiss my ass mother sucker! - You! Out! - [Audience] Got damned! - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - If you don't get your booty
hair out the face looking ass all up out son bitch! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa It's a little shaky. It's a little shaky, boy. - [Karlous] Boy if you don't get your god damn I quit a good job to work at this bull (beep) job looking ass over there. - [Opponent] Boy, if you
don't get your god damn Nick can I (beep) you
a couple more episodes cause I get some more weed! - Oh, really? Really? If you don't get your I
wanna be a good father so I'll be going on date with Mariah and hunting new dudes looking ass. (audience cheers) - You! Out! - [Audience] Got damned! - Wild Out! - Boy if you don't get your god damned I want to be first in that lunch line head ass, oh my god. - Boy you don't get your (whines mockingly) paying ass nose somewhere boy. - Boy if you don't get your god damn my girl likes your (whines mockingly) - Out! - [Audience] Got damned! - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - You old would you like to
save $100 on your car insurance lizard looking ass boy. - Y'all know what's happening here. Bring that ass... (with audience) here boy. Girl your ass built like a spanking ass Christmas
sock, ugly ass girl. - DC I know when you was
in school you couldn't read (stuttering) the cat and dog "sound it out DC" head ass boy. - Girl your ass built like the teacher on Jimmy Neutron. (mimics crow) - Boy your legs are shaped like sticks. When your girl is cold all you got to do is rub your knees together. - Why this (beep)? I bet when you wake up, I bet your wig get stuck in the pillow stupid ass. Then you back to get it, ugly ass girl. - Out! - [Crowd] Got damned! - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - Man if you don't get your civil rights face but Nickelodeon body ass up outta here. - If you don't get your grandma head having ♪ thank you for being a friend. ♪ - We doing TV shows? What if you'll go get
your Diff'rent Strokes Gary Coleman looking ass up out here, Webster looking ass up out here, Bobby J. looking ass up out here, Kevin Hart looking ass up out here, Cousin Steven looking ass up out here! - Out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell rings) (air horn sounds) - Wild Out! - Roast! - Go ahead Karlous, cause I know you're gonna say some stupid. - Vena you look like DC wearing a Snapchat filter. - [Vena] Karlous, shut up. You smell like car grease. - Why it look like your outfit trying to have from them boots. - Man shut up. And why your bitty old hat attached? - Hey you shaky, that's shaky. - You gotta fix your coat. Your (beep) gonna pop out. - [Vena] I might eat his ass up. - [Team Member] Get'm! Get'm! - That's why you ugly
and you wanna (beep) me. - I'm leaving. - [Vena] I won, I won. - Hey. Hey you don't decide that. - Well go ahead. - The lady won. You! Out! - [Audience] Got damned! - [Team Member] That's
what I'm talking about! Red squad! - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - Boy you built like a ghetto
Victoria's Secret model skinny head ass boy. - Boy bring your ass... (with audience) here boy! Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! Boy if you don't get your short arm hard to get my food out the
drive-through looking ass. - Hold on, hold on, boy. You look like the first person I ever learn how to draw you stick figure body have an ass boy. - Boy if you don't get your small teeth I can only eat soft food looking ass! Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! I can only eat potato salad looking ass! Hold up! I can only eat banana looking ass! (audience cheers) - Out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell rings) (air horn fires) - Wild Out! - He hates me and I hate him. Give me Nick and DJ D-Wrek. Come on out here D-Wrek! Come on out here D-Wrek! - I ain't ready for this! (whistle blows) (cheering) - [Team Member] Get'm D-Wrek! - Nick you're ready? - Ready. - DJ Big Head you're ready? - Well lets roast! - Boy if you don't get your fake Jordans forever my lady looking ass the (beep) up outta here. - If you don't get your-- (buzzer beeps) (audience laughs) - If you don't get your little "L" shaped ass up
outta here (beep) with the - One shaky. (buzzer beeps) - If you don't get your once I get fired from Wild 'n Out Imma get my job DJing on
the ice cream truck ass the (beep) up outta here. - Two shaky. - If you don't get your-- (cricket chirping) (applause) - You! Out! (air horn sounds) (bell rings) - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - Cortez you look like E.T. phoned home and nobody answered. - If you don't get your god damn pumpkin spice latte, paleface ass the (beep) out here. - You look like you should be vibrating on Justina's nightstand. - You look like Justina
before MTV loved her. - [Maddy] Oh! You're a virgin. Okay. (whistle blows) - You! Out! - [Audience] Got damned! - [Emmanuel] That was a good one. - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - I bet you wanna say bring
that ass here to Jason Lee. (audience cheers) - Boy if you don't get your
god damn about to get ready to play in the church
basketball league ass. - Boy get you goddamn I look like a Black and Mild when you put it up and try to
light it again looking ass. - Boy if you don't get your god damn I'm 65 next week your ass gonna have to shake his leg (crowd drowns out speaker). - Boy if you don't get your goddamn dressed like a half
bag of weed looking ass up outta here. - Boy if you don't get your goddamn 4 days ago I fell asleep at the mic cause I ain't gotten no sleep. - Boy if you don't get your god damn DC you got something right here looking ass up out here. - Well if you don't get your god damn but that ass was phat in the
grocery store looking ass. (applause) - You! Out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell rings) - Wild Out! - Well let's roast! - Baby boy, you're really gonna stand up here and act like we don't
wear the same size bra? - B. Simone, you better go somewhere with that Lions wings
stripe under your titties and look like you control
traffic in the strip club. Two bottles this way, singles this way. - Clips, at this point call me Eve, cause you already looking
like a big-ass Apple (beep) - Well speaking of Apple, let's talk about the
one on your throat Adam. (audience cheers) - No! - Out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell rings) - Wild Out! - Bitch, if you'll get your hide your keys, hide your wife looking at ass up out here. - Boy if you don't get your Jackie Chan wannabe ass up outta my goddamn face. - Bitch if you don't get your I go to church on Sundays just to say I don't like mens no more
looking ass outta here. - But, boy, if you don't get your he takes me to church on
Sunday because he is my man! Boy! (audience cheers) - It's not true! It's not true! - Out! - [Audience] Got damned! - Wild Out! - [DJ D-Wrek] Hold up, hold up, hold up. I need D.C. Young Fly. D-man right here. (audience cheers) Y'all know the rules, I know the rules. (mockingly) two shakys and you're out. All right? Stay in your lane. Stay in your lane, okay? Well let's roast! - Boy the chains on your neck cost 36 Dave and Buster's tickets
you're a winner looking ass. - Oh I'm about to get on your god damn Kids Footlocker working ass little old I can't reach
the top shelf looking ass. - Boy if you don't get your orphanage shoes wearing ass
the (beep) up outta here. I don't curse do I'm
gonna do it like this, you got on a girl bed "Ow" waist having ass. - Uh-uh don't do that cause your legs from ♪ moving yeah. ♪ (audience laughs) (bell rings) - Wild Out! - If don't get your Stepin Fetchit sufferin succotash having ass up out here. - If you don't get that I just work on the top, forget the legs ass up outta here. - If you don't get your suburban
lesbian (grumbles) (beep) ass up outta here. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. If you don't get your Dorothy, I want to go to
Mariah Carey's house-- (crowd cheers) I wanna go home! I wanna go home! - You! Out! - [Audience] Got damned! (bell rings) (audience cheers) (air horn fires) (upbeat music)
