Every Single Custodes Unit Type EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore

g'day guys and gal it's no secret i'm a huge custodies fan no fan is putting it lightly i'm a [ __ ] for the custodies i mean i paid a bunch of money to get custodian gear lost eight kilos to cosplayers of custodies and my left arm is a lot stronger than my right arm because of custodies i also just bought like a grand worth of custody models that i'm just really keen to paint so it has been a bit of a crime that i haven't uploaded much custody content well it's time to write this wrong whilst the classic rendition of the custodian is a golden dude with a guardian spear they're actually quite diverse they have their own equivalents of terminators heavy weapon specialists dreadnoughts and all sorts of vehicles i mean it'd be a pretty [ __ ] army comp if all you had was dudes with spears no matter how glorious those dudes may be before we get started by this point you already know about manscaped the innovative lawnmower 4.0 that can give you a crispy clean shave without dicing up your 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custody jet bike patterns that have been agamantis and virtus praetor man this video is really going to test my latin they are both a part of the katafraki chamber so to save some confusion we will disregard the chamber system for this video and just instead focus on individual unit types makes sense good the first custodial unit type on this list is the basic banana boys the custodian guard don't mistake me calling them basic as an insult this chick looks pretty basic but i would slam her until my dick ruptured causing myself fatal levels of hemorrhaging worth it the bread butter and backbone of the ten thousand each custodian guard is a dark souls boss in his own right training nearly every day for any situation these nine foot tall warriors sport custom-made armor as well as guardian spears guardian spears are a bit of a cheeky two-in-one they are legendary melee weapons that can cut through nearly anything with ease and they also have an inbuilt bolt gun that means that if we ever see an animation or praise the emperor a live-action fight scene with the custodies there is a good chance we will get to witness one of the emperor's finest impaler heretic on his spear and then blow the heretic in two with a bulk gun blast after at least five centuries of service custodian guards will have the opportunity to ascend to become custodian wardens which are more or less the same except they get a bit more roby and can swap out their spear for a castellian axe for context if the current captain general of the custodies which is their highest rank was to be categorized in this list he would be a custodian warden another variant of the standard custodian guard is the sentinel guard who trade their guardian spears for special shields and sentinel blades this next selection of perfect specimens aren't really their own unit type but they deserve a mention nonetheless the companions also known as the hetrion guard for anyone who wants to brush up on a dead language whilst the companions look like and are geared up like normal custodian guard their role in the 10 000 is extremely distinguished they are the personal bodyguard and confidence of the emperor himself like sure all 10 000 custodies are technically his bodyguards but these are the dudes that sucky's toes and polish his bones their job was a lot more fun ten thousand years ago when the emperor could actually chat to them in saying that though the emperor occasionally pops into their dreams to say g'day and to subtly push them towards a goal or an objective one companion even got kind of upset because the emperor hadn't popped into his dreams for a little while whilst the companions are extremely powerful even by custody standard they aren't the best of the best the emperor deliberately avoids recruiting the best custodies into the companions as that means they are stuck by his side instead of venturing out into the galaxy and kicking some heretics teeth in this is what happened with valerion he tried to do the test to become a companion and the emperor full psychically kicked him in the balls and caused them to fail the next cluster of blessed boys on this list is vettriliuk's prey tours who are the standard bearers of the custodies their armor is not what is important like they could be wearing terminator armor or standard custody armor what is important about them is the big ass golden banner they wield now unlike space marines who hold up their banners to flex on their enemies a custody banner is extremely technologically complicated taking around a century to create it's worth it though as the banner emits a semi-psychic wave that boosts the morale and combat ability of all units near it whilst demoralizing and even sometimes blinding enemies it can also be used as a homing beacon for when custodies want to teleport into battle and it can project a bit of a cheeky force field moral of the story [ __ ] handy to have such a valued and rare tool is only entrusted to a select few custodies hence the unit type of the vexillus prey tours i've mentioned it a few times but yes custodies do have their own variants of terminator armor that is better in every way whilst normal space ring terminator armor turns you into a slow moving tank unless your name is logan grimnar alaris terminator armor barely hinders a custody's movement whilst giving him a [ __ ] load of protections as well as heavier firepower the armor is so in tune with its wearer that its functions and weaponry activate according to the wearer's thoughts like they don't have to flex or press buttons and [ __ ] they just need to think it's raping time and bada bing bada bong their bastalis grenade launches just racked up a pentakill alaro's terminator armor is considered the best armor in the imperium you know how i say that custodies [ __ ] on space runes in every way shape and form well here's another example they get another pattern of terminator armor the aquilon armor hence his next entry is the aquila terminator sodoladis whilst the equivalent armor is slower than bulky than the hilarious it packs more of a punch and is designed more for direct front on combat in saying that though compared to a space marine terminator the aquilan is still quite fast armed with hectic weapons such as atheratic destructors which are more or less the same as necron ghost blasters these rare variants of custodies will tell you [ __ ] wide open and go in dry now you might be thinking custodies are [ __ ] sick no [ __ ] but how are they able to handle enemies like the tower the elder who have a lot of long-range weaponry and it's a valid point except it [ __ ] isn't a because custodies don't really fight tao and eldar b they can just charge the [ __ ] and c the sagittarium guard are a thing these custodies swap some of their frills and their spears for longer ranged higher firepower adoratica weapons as i touched on earlier these weapons tear apart the atomic structure of anything they hit so here don't get hit beyond that though this custody type is quite rare an even rarer and honestly quite odd custody unit is the venatari these guys are basically just custodies with wings yeah i think gw is just trying to make a custody version of space ring jetpacks and this is the result i ain't hating though imagine going up against the custody force you're thinking about the best strategy then bam golden pigeons of death come out of nowhere and absolutely [ __ ] on your tits that's the venatari ladies and gentlemen now we have the first custody vehicle unit the virtus praters only veteran custodians can fulfill this role as the virtus are tasked with perving on the enemy to try to figure out what they're trying to do their obscene skill level means they're able to rapidly maneuver around a battlefield taking out priority targets with sniper precision or full-on impalement with their inceptor lance for context on why this is impressive the cracked shots that they land are fired when they're going so fast that they appear as a blur i can't even piss in a [ __ ] toilet bowl half the time let alone doing it flying around on a hoverbike at 500ks an hour another variant of the jet bike the custodies have is the agamatus jetby whilst the virtus prey tours would act as scouts and elite solo units the agamatus jetbikes almost always fight in the squadron and they act like heavy cavalry they could flank her in an enemy force and then just mow them down what happens to a custodies when they get severely injured in battle do they get disposed of no their knowledge and skills are still legend do they retire no that's a waste do they get thrown in a [ __ ] mecca hell yeah only in death does judy end hence the custodies have the contempt or a chilis dreadnought unlike normal dreddies the achilles is incredibly mobile with most of their joints movable this creates a hell of a sight especially in melee combat as these dreddies can sprint into battle and perform flips i haven't actually read about them performing flips but if any dreddy could do it it would be the achilles for sure the custodies go even harder with their dreadnoughts though they have the telemon heavy dreadnought that genuinely looks like a [ __ ] raid boss whilst nearly any heavily injured custody would be put into an achilles only the most legendary and revere custodies would be put into a telemon like there's not many things in the galaxy that could one view on a primark and i'm not saying a telemon would do it but it'd give it a red hot [ __ ] crack everyone loves tanks including the custodies so it's no surprise that they have their own the pala grav tank like all custodian [ __ ] this is incredibly mobile flying around the battlefield and vaporizing [ __ ] wherever it goes it's like a pocket rocket not particularly big or armored yet it deals out crazy amounts of punishment another variant of custody tank was the coronis grav carrier which acted as a troop transport but if the need arises could deal out a severe amount of destruction whilst the caledius is the heavily armed and armored tank of the custodies having twin linked bolt cannons and a taste for dead ass the final notable custody type is a bit of an interesting one which i hope we see more of the eyes of the emperor a custody never truly retires but eventually due to their wounds they will slow down by slow down i mean their reaction time will go from one nanosecond to 1.1 nanoseconds which is ineligible but for custodies who are always seeking self-improvement and perfection this is a huge l they will deem themselves no longer worthy to actively protect the emperor or to wear their sacred armor hence they will remove all their gear and venture out into the imperium becoming a super spy it's a pretty funny mental image imagining a nine foot tall demigod trying to blend in and be a spy but regardless they're actually quite good at it setting up entire spine networks to identify threats before devious licks can be performed this is why custodies seem to know how to deep strike onto enemies tits at the most random of times their intel is obviously limited if they stay by the empress side in full golden armor but with the eyes of the emperor out there gathering intel they can be more informed than even the most diligent of inquisitors occasionally eyes of the emperor will return to terror and requests to be put into a dreadnought as let's be real bisecting [ __ ] with a fuck-off huge energy glaive is probably a lot more fun than being a nine foot tall james bond if you enjoyed the video and you want to support the channel then patreon is the place to be only one dollar per month give you access to a boatload of hentai including some golden banana girl stuff hit the subscribe button then hit the real subscribe button for more custody sucking content join the discord for more memes and i'll see you in the next one peace [Music]

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Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 20 2021