Every Nintendo 64 Game Tier List

a console tier list if i was going to do a tier list i think i actually want to tier list every single video game i've ever played like something really ambitious so i was looking it up earlier and it looks like they have tier lists like pre-made for every game via console so i guess i'd go by console so i'd probably start in 64. so i think this is every n64 game i'm actually not sure it's gonna take eight years yeah it's gonna be a bit we'll see i i i really would be curious to see how many games i've like played on all of these because it's gonna be a lot i like that this starts with beast wars i've mentioned this a lot i don't know how many of you ever played the beast wars game but this was also on playstation one it's like a little arena fighter and it is one of the worst fighting games ever made i love the beast wars and hated this game so [ __ ] much be stores game is a b you you need to you need to get checked out man this is not a b this game was awful i hated it even when i was a kid like this actually looks about as good as super fight the 200 30 second game i played on steam unfortunately this one is absolute [ __ ] trash show's a classic though the show would be up there in like the s tier but the game is actual dog [ __ ] it's just unplayably bad even for its time ready rumble boxing though was really good when i think of these games i picture them so much better in my head wow i don't yeah i don't know what's going on with the the neck there but i respect it man i remember this looking so much cooler [Applause] yeah you know what i'm convinced this is a b that's that's probably still gonna be a b i remember rampage being decent i mainly remember the what was it the super nintendo rampage do you do anything else besides the build oh wow man n64 actually had titty physics isn't that crazy it was so ahead of its time yeah i remember the game kind of uh i think i'll just put this at like b i don't remember liking it super much like i wasn't a huge fan and this is not ringing too many bells i'll just put it at a b i at least know i played it it seems fine i'm gonna have to make one more here for games i didn't play but even the games i didn't play are still better than the sports games ooh army men that game was good army moon was real good these games were good all the way uh like through the playstation lifespan too if i remember correctly they even had one on the 360 but it was trash oh god these were good i used to love my little army men i used to have them square off against my gi joes on the edge of the bathtub there was always a cutthroat battle of patriotism [Music] that was some american [ __ ] sport sport oh tony hawk i didn't remember this being on in 64. huge i imagine it's the same right [Music] god [ __ ] yeah that's definitely easy s that's an s all day i wouldn't give it goat status though but definitely an s oh the space jam game is this space jam oh it's not space jam what the [ __ ] is this i can't is this fatal fury i can't read it bab-daber-64 i think you're right it's air border 64. you're right you're absolutely right that was not the guy with the baseball bat that is that is absolutely different good call good man when you get the monocle out or something how'd you see that i've always longed for the day when i would get my hands on a real hoverboard i know i'm not the only one here who feels the same way i don't recognize this game at all from having a real life hobby going off at e3 the problems had been ironed out yeah i don't think i ever played this thousand the publisher worms armageddon that's an ass better on pc but god it's so good worms armageddon is probably the best worms game holy [ __ ] it's so good kaia still plays this god i remember using aries instead of limewire to download worms games it was so good [Music] god worms is amazing easy s tier but better on pc aero gauge i think is what it says don't know if i played this oh the same guy is reviewing it for those of you who have watched the episode futuristic ship racing a few different game modes and extra tracks and races to unlock it's like f-zero not very fun to play but the game is not as cool yeah i don't think i played this one no opinion diet f-zero gets a didn't play for me asteroid huffer oh asteroid hyper not having music in my opinion also makes you more aware of the game this looks like [ __ ] you're [ __ ] before the release of the game would have highlighted this damn that's rough losing out to classic asteroid i didn't play it but it does look like [ __ ] so i'm just gonna put it in trash anyway i mean you can't really go wrong with the atari games but they're also not like super special to me so i'm just gonna go b i did play it but we all know what that is i think this one's pretty obvious where it's going super smash bros 64. i still remember getting picked up from after school daycare and my mom had it in the car and i was so excited to get home and play it because i thought i'd be able to play as machoke and then i didn't get to play as machote because it didn't exist in the game [ __ ] still slap though so good they still have smash bros 64 tournaments you guys know that they have like full freestyle combo [ __ ] it's crazy it's cool too like it's still cool about the balance of like top player versus comboer um kiosky right now is arguably the best player in japan he's he's i believe won every japanese national he is a kirby player yeah it's so sweet that this game still actually has a community that's so [ __ ] cute that was ridiculous yeah the game's good like it's still cool like it's still pretty fun to watch no exactly exactly yeah absolutely goat for n64 smash 64 is so good it worked out no iron man sarge's hero this is not the sequel i think pretty much all sarge's hero is going to be a i don't even need to look it up it's pretty much the same but just not as refined as the sequel i maureens at our our marines project swarm oh same guy everything's falls into the generic categories of standard weaponry it doesn't look bad i didn't play it though one area with the game so i don't know anything about it aiden chronicles don't know if i played that either i feel like a lot of these just weren't in like us releases which is why i don't know them man i can't see the title at all here all i see is 99 does anyone recognize this busta move 99 i don't think i played this but it seems like a lot of people recognized it quickly so it's one of these kind of games i didn't play it but i know this type of game bassmaster 2000 this is a sport game but this is a good one nintendo fishing games just hit different i'm pretty sure i even made a video on this game a long time ago this [ __ ] was clapping cheeks in the day i'll tell you what oh yeah you could you could catch some real swamp monsters let me get a long play i wouldn't be surprised if they coated nessie into this game this [ __ ] goes hard i'm gonna put that at a it's definitely not s but it is a banjo-tooie this is where it's gonna be hard because i don't know if i liked banjo-tooie or kazooie more i feel like i prefer preferred kazooie they're both incredible but one's gonna be goat one's gonna be s god these games were so fun this was the only game series my mom actually wanted to play so my mom and i played together sometimes god these games were amazing all right i made up my mind banjo too he's going to be s but kazooie's going to be a goat i remember in banjo-kazooie they had the shark level like the mechanical shark and i was a little afraid of them so i made my mom take the sticks what a [ __ ] disaster that was we had a hard time making progress there because she didn't really like play games but she just really enjoyed like running in circles banjo-kazooie also has some bomb ass speed runs too i like kazooie speed runs i don't know about tui i don't know if it has cool speed runs i recognize this cover but i don't know that a game what is this blast drifter anyone recognize this blast corp vaguely remember this that was pretty cool is that really all you do in the game like i said i only vaguely remember this one nice i i don't remember it well enough to put it anywhere so for now i'm just gonna throw it in here bomberman heroes still probably one of the hardest god damn nintendo 64 games ever made it's a cool game it's not great but it is cool it was brutally difficult though i'll put it be right i'll put it a just because i remember it so vividly this [ __ ] was absolutely beating my ass there's one boss in particular that i could never beat i even made a video on it too i don't remember the name of the boss but you're like underwater shooting [ __ ] at him it's miserable it's so [ __ ] hard for no reason but it's a cool game this is during that time where every game tried to be super mario 64. is biofreaks that fighting game that was on the ps1 as well i think it is didn't clash with the release of mortal kombat 4 i didn't play a lot of it i didn't like it very much i was actually excited for the arrival i like the aesthetic the combat and so it seemed like a smart move to ship out the n64 it seems pretty cool though looking back on an egg and fly around the arena worked on rampage world tour being a great game this [ __ ] seems kind of cool now but i know i didn't like it when i was a kid any of midway's fight like i said i didn't really like it when i was growing up but i did play it i'm gonna give that a c body harvest i also didn't like very much there was just so much of doing [ __ ] nothing the cover is still cool though it's got like that weird cockroach thing on it like the guy from men in black this used to scare you i never even got to a part where anything happened you just drive around doing [ __ ] nothing and i guess you can shoot a couple insects with a tank yeah i think i'm gonna safely put this bad boy in the seat here this is a sports game but it transcends the category this is blitz blitz is still a classic if i remember correctly this even got ported to the xbox at some point is that brad johnson no it's not brad johnson i think that's sean king the quarterback for the bucks that's mike alstott i still remember the roster so good this game's so good i don't i wouldn't necessarily put it in like a goat category or anything but i definitely do think i'd put it in s that's one of those that just goes well above and beyond the rest of the genre is that what the next one is because i couldn't read it buck bumblebee i don't recognize the title oh buck bumble god damn this is going hard yeah i didn't play it looks like a game i would have enjoyed though you just fly around as a bee cool oh that's gonna have to go and didn't play though bomberman 64 had mixed feelings on like it wasn't a bad game but i still preferred like all of the game boy games to it like by no means was it bad but it just wasn't as fun for me as the game boy games and it definitely i don't think i enjoyed it as much as bomberman hero this game woke my ass as a kid but old games were so hard like actually so hard even today they're still difficult like i replayed ocarina of time back in would have been like 2013. that water temple broke my [ __ ] brain i'm gonna put that just below bomberman here that's gonna go into b it's like blues brothers cross frogger or something what is this blues bros 2000 damage [ __ ] looks hype actually looks kind of cool i did not play it though but i used to like the movie if i remember correctly doesn't blues brother still hold the record for most cars destroyed in a single scene or was that beaten by the matrix i don't remember uh battle tanks global assault sounds familiar oh i played this i didn't like it very much like it's not bad but it's not good i'm debating between a b and c tier i'm just going to go b that's too high i'm not going to put that with bomberman i'm going c milo milo's astral lanes it's a bowling game the game's poor sales figures in the rest of the world yeah it's a bowling game it was never going to sell well which is essentially space bowling it pulls huge ratings on television across the galaxy it sounds like propaganda from the bowling industry it's a universe bomberman 64 the second attack this one was so good i don't think i played the sequel no i definitely didn't play this i mean i i just didn't like battle tanks i don't know if i played this one but i imagine it's just gonna be the same finally bugs life this game [ __ ] sucked this game was trash now this game was actual dog [ __ ] this was like bubsy 3d for the n64 i hated this [ __ ] game this is like all you do you throw limes i don't even know what they're supposed to be i don't remember but you just throw these like little dog toys around at bugs sucks apparently there's a cool speed run for this game though i mean it seems like a pretty high speed game hey that about sums it up that's going in trashed here blitz again i'll just put it up there with s because the blitz games don't miss clay fighter sculptors cut didn't play this seems pretty hyped though charlie blast i think it's charlie blasts charlie blast territory n64 tetrasphere wetrix and boston move are all fantastic puzzlers which helped really fill the gap between arcade race yeah i didn't play it oh command and conquer on the n64 and one of my first rts games this one is pretty cool probably doesn't hold up well or anything but it was pretty fun for its time wow this looks so much different than i have it in my head is this right is that the right one yeah i guess so wow that looks almost nothing like i remember it nice uh i'm just gonna give that a b hey carmageddon 64. that's a notoriously awful game i played this not when i was a kid but back when i was just playing all the shittiest games ever it's pretty bad like it's pretty awful it's not fun yep so this one's easy trashed here karmageddon 64 is abominable i'm pretty sure this is another army man game right don't think i played it yep didn't play it and that looks awful chopper attack i just don't think i played many helicopter games besides the army men one i mean i'll look it up but i'm pretty confident i didn't play this one either man there's a lot of dog [ __ ] here helicopters were all the rage back then i guess [Music] that doesn't ring any bells oh i remember this game on your mark get set go since i played this one i won't put it in sport but i do remember it that golf cart guy's kind of hyped i'll be honest i don't even remember liking it but watching it now it looks pretty cool this dude is pumping dick on that golf cart though i'll tell you what jesus christ that looks fine uh i'll just i'll just give it a b pen eraser that sounds familiar oh hey this game was really kind of not terrible they have a if i remember correctly they have a cool figure eight track in here or i might be getting it mixed up with a different game but i do remember this the sequel to this was goaded i couldn't tell you i vaguely remember this one though i'm just going to put that at a c anyone recognize that this game there's one car game in particular i'm looking for and it's not cruising usa or cruising world those are great but there's one car game on the n64 that i've never been able to recall the name of but you used to be able to get speed by grinding your car against the rails and you could do backflips in your car because it had cool test tracks maybe it's this game does anyone recognize this this is scars that's rush is it i guess we'll find out d4 weapons and cars which are based on animals that's cool if you're wondering where the title scars comes from well it stands for super computer animal racing simulator and if that doesn't i don't think i played this play yeah i don't think i played it chameleon again didn't play it now we get to the really good driving simula i don't even know it's not really a driving simulator but cruising is so fun i remember for cruising i think it was cruising world i remember going to preak and i would have been kindergarten in kindergarten i was going to the bathroom and i shut the door on my finger and i like busted the [ __ ] out of my finger and my nail was like in two pieces and i was crying and i was really upset but mom told me i get to play cruising when i get home because she knew i really liked it i got excited so i went home played cruising and slept it off didn't like fix my finger but god damn it i do remember playing it just a cool series all around and cruising world basically the same thing but a little bit better looking i always thought physics looks sick in that game because they are anything is possible in cruising world if you dream it you can drive it i'm just gonna put both at a didn't play the south park game i remember hating castlevania on the n64 yeah it looks about as bad as i remember show me some combat come on fight him yep that's definitely trashed here this is the one i remember i stole from a friend kinda it was honestly justice buddy of mine named jonathan rented this from blockbuster and never returned it so i stole it from him not like because i had loved blockbuster or anything i mean i liked blockbuster but it wasn't like i was their repo man i just felt like you know he didn't really earn it in the first place what's the name of this one though well i don't remember that at all this is like one of the first things in the game too and it doesn't ring a single bell uh just for the sake of having stolen this game from a friend i'm going to give it a b even though the game doesn't look very good destruction derby 64. i don't know if i played it wow i was [ __ ] hyped i can't see [ __ ] sal hero what is this dual heroes oh didn't play this they had so many god-awful fighting games on the n64 holy [ __ ] dark rift another [ __ ] terrible fighting game man can you believe there's actually a time when fighting games were like mainstream popular that's crazy everyone was making fighting games now they're rare doom 64 was not good i gave this game multiple chances and just never liked it but then again this was when i was younger blood was scary and stuff so maybe i was just biased i'm just gonna put that at like see because i obviously it's not trash but i remember as a kid i hated it duke nukem i actually didn't play when i was a kid donkey kong 64. that's gonna be controversial but i didn't think it was that great i thought it was fun i played it a lot it was really cool that the cartridge was yellow but i just didn't like it nearly as much as like super mario 64 or any of that okay the speed runs hype i don't think i've ever seen the speed run for this i don't remember the name of this game but i remember the cover what's the name of this one donald duck going quackers nice looks pretty cool i don't think i played it i just recognized the cover i probably saw it at an eb games once yeah it looks crash bandicoot-esque but i didn't play it didn't play that i think i played duck dodgers though i did play this one i don't really remember it super well though i don't know where i'd put it yeah i'm just going to put it in didn't play i don't remember too much about it oh this is dai katana didn't play when i was a kid but this is another one of those worst games of all time dai katana is a notoriously awful dog [ __ ] game and it's pretty [ __ ] bad it's really [ __ ] boring it's pretty bad the worst traveling through time with the magical sword trying to stop a power hungry warlord from rewriting history okay yeah daikatan is trash what's the story behind it though what was the story john romero is going to make you his [ __ ] this was its tagline that's kind of hype that legendary ad campaign is it still on youtube i'd like to see that uh commercial official trailer 1999. yeah i can almost see something behind all these jpeg i didn't see anything about john romero making me his [ __ ] extreme g wow i wasn't even close this game was unbearably boring extreme g was awesome i did not like it looks kind of cool it looks kind of cool now but i hated it when i was a kid now i can appreciate it but i hated it when i was a kid i didn't play any elmo games as hard as that is to believe this is star wars pod racer right this game kind of clapped oh yeah oh yeah gas gano everyone's favorite club shitto from the star wars universe oh this is pretty nostalgic this was cool this game was cool that was a good game i don't think i'd give it s here but i will absolutely give it a something assault yeah i can't read the first word starfight i mean i don't recognize the cover at all so i'm just gonna assume i didn't play it quest 64 i did play it was not good i think this game got like a cult following or something but i hated it at it now though it's kind of cool this fight some [ __ ] frogs but i have to go by me when i played it and i did not like it though i don't think it's as bad as bug's life and carmageddon so i'll just go see i'll be generous power power aiken oh forsaken forsaken 64. damn this [ __ ] is funky definitely didn't play it though sports sports blitz again damn s tier is dominated by three blitz banjo two worms and tony hawk i didn't realize they put so many blitz games on the nintendo but i mean they're all good blitz is actually iconic fly flyogy dragon oh flying dr yeah that sounds about right flying dragon breaker chidori oh i definitely didn't play that fighting i am pretty sure i played yeah i did play this one this game was pretty cool i'll give that like a b b's kind of generous but i'll give it a b oh now we're cooking finally fighter destiny these games were so [ __ ] cool it was kind of like soul calibur in that you could wring out your opponents but i remember fighter destiny i think it was fighter destiny 2. they had one girl that had a bra and her celebration when she she'd like move her tits like this that blew my mind as a kid i was like oh my god [ __ ] boobs so i'd always play as her and do my best to win it was so cool god this game this game was great fighter destiny one and two actually pretty sure i have it on my shelf over there because fighter destiny 2 had like a black cartridge which was pretty rare i mean as a fighting game it's probably trash but i loved it must have been two you think if i typed in fighters destiny 2 titties had come up or am i just playing with fire too much there you think all right i'm not gonna jesus i'm not gonna keep searching around for it i'm just gonna put both of them in the same tier i'm gonna give them a oh my god there was a razor scooter game oh my lord look at that cover it is a child on a razor scooter grinding off blockbuster ticket holy [ __ ] razor freestyle scooter holy [ __ ] beating every nintendo 64 game what an ambitious mission over and over this looks good one is collecting all of the wheels it's kind of like collecting skate in a tony hawk game except there's far more wheels okay so it is just tony hawk but with razer hey that's fine fits right at home sport conker's bad fur day was great but i didn't like it as much as everyone else did i didn't get very far when i was a kid so i went back and played it back when i was making videos on all kinds of old and shitty games but conker's bad fur day was just a good game so i beat it when i was probably like 17 or 18. the great mighty poo is still a classic but the game wasn't as fun but again i i was 17 or 18 so i was already used to like modern games which probably made it less fun for me i think if i really committed to beating it when i was a kid i would have liked it a lot more how about some statue little [ __ ] it's an iconic game like it doesn't feel good to put it at a tier but i gotta be honest man when i played it i just didn't like it all that much i liked everything that wasn't gameplay would you say zelda games still hold up oh god yeah i'll get into that once we get to them but zelda games still hold up i also think star fox doesn't hold up super well again i loved it when i was a kid played the [ __ ] out of it huge fan went back and played it 2012 i think when i was doing the critical versus series to fight andros so i had to go through the whole game to get to andross still pretty fun but not as good as i remembered it being because obviously at that point i was already used to modern games still a good game though still loved it as a kid hey [ __ ] i thought they had me star fox 64 cornerian money now ost soul apps also the boss fights are really cool it's just everything getting to the boss is not cool it's just so tedious i don't even remember if i played f0x i don't think i did extreme g2 i don't think i played i don't recognize the cover mythical ninja looks familiar maybe i didn't play this okay that's another didn't play deadly arts don't think i did guy so many fighting games wow this looks pretty [ __ ] cool though it's like the game just plays itself at two times speed sport gt64 i might have played all right this has to go into goat goldeneye 64. the best game that everyone remembers on the n64 that holds up the worst playing this game now is miserable it is damn near unplayable but holy [ __ ] for its time was it an innovation this revolutionized gaming my dad and i used to play this together it was so good and the movie is incredible this is the best movie tie-in game probably ever for its time goldeneye still also my favorite james bond so [ __ ] good the multi all the multiplayer was [ __ ] because everyone plays odd job but yeah everything about golden eye was just incredible for its time and now everything about it's terrible to to go back and play it also had really cool cheat codes like big head mode was great it just had so much going for it god damn this game was good holy [ __ ] you can play with mouse with mods i know i know people went back and fixed it with mods and [ __ ] but we're on the n64 here the pause screen music slaps everything in that game was a masterpiece for its time spawned one of the greatest greatest videos of all time streets 112. streets 112 baby this video is still referenced to this day the ryan lockwood streets 112 man an mrrl time me and oh that's so good me and [ __ ] mark that's [ __ ] right i skipped 113. i am a [ __ ] legend i've never seen a 113 and i never [ __ ] will once oh man it's so good so good the 112 baby you're in your own land of delusion what are you talking about how old are you did you not play goldeneye or something that game is still one of the most beloved titles of all time like just look in the chat what are you talking about it just doesn't hold up well glover was mediocre i like the idea of glover more than the actual game like where you play as the ball i didn't get very far in it but it wasn't a bad game i just lost interest just a really generic platformer but where you're a little hand it's just it's okay game it's just fine germa loves glover does he that's cute no i definitely did not play this this looks awful though is this hercules looks like he plays ric flair man this looks miserable oh my god okay uh i'm i'm just gonna put that in trash even though i didn't play it just from having watched that sport oh hydro thunder s so good oh your thunder's so [ __ ] good these games were so fun i mainly played it on the sega dreamcast though openly admit i didn't really play much of the n64 version the dreamcast version was just straight up better this is another game my dad and i used to play together so this game easy s super good game hybrid heaven i didn't play this as a kid but i made a video on it back in like 2014 2013. the game's good i did corruptions on it mainly but i also played it normally it's not a bad game by any means actually it's pretty cool i'll give hybrid heaven like a like a c like a comfortable c it's not bad it was pretty fun i don't know if i played this hot wheels game is this the one where you get to go in the desert for a while like forever doing nothing oh yeah yep this this was bad i did not like this at all it just felt like you were controlling a [ __ ] brick yeah i did not like this game this was pretty bad this game [ __ ] now this game was pretty ass yeah yep i don't know if i'd put it in trash though with all these i'll give it a c i don't know what the [ __ ] that is i didn't play the indiana jones game but i do know it just from like uh videos on it sport i did play space invaders space invaders you get what you you get what you expect as advertised it's just space invaders it's not bad it's not great it's just a bee hey earthworm jim this conflicted i don't know where i'd put this one it's certainly not awful i'm stuck between a b and a c is there no music or anything there we go there's a little something i think i'd probably settle with a b i don't remember too much from it i remember just enough to remember that i found it average i'll give it a b oh the batman beyond game i didn't play it as a kid but i played it for a video a long time ago it's not very good it's pretty [ __ ] terrible actually yeah this is absolutely trashed here batman beyond the show amazing batman beyond the game hurts my [ __ ] feelings terrible still shook by your rating on hot wheels well my opinion is the only accurate one so i don't know what to tell you man you had bad taste i'm sorry to break it to you like this check this one out though this one might really hurt your feelings snowboard kids too going above hot wheels this game [ __ ] slaps snowboard kids 2 is good like i'm speaking relatively because i wouldn't necessarily put it up here with star fox or any of that but for what it is it's good made a whole video on that too [ __ ] great game i actually bet this game has some really cool tech to it it had such weird momentum with its physics i bet if someone really wanted to dig into it they could find some gross [ __ ] to make this an interesting speed game oh here we go the best kirby game it's not quite goat but it is the best kirby game i actually was watching speedrun this earlier kirby and the crystal shards is still the best kirby game so good it's the apparently the only one where you can actually mix different powers i thought that was like more than just this kirby game but apparently not i don't know how kirby gets [ __ ] on kirby 64 gets [ __ ] on this is the best one there are so many unique combinations of powers yeah absolutely easy as tier but just not quite goat territory oh here's the other fighter destiny oh you're right yeah major league baseball featuring ken griffey jr i played this man this looks [ __ ] haunted yep this game was bad this game was just straight up bad he's packing some [ __ ] in those pants yeah he's wearing a little adult diaper [Music] yeah i didn't like this game that's going in trash i don't recognize that at all mario kart 64 absolute goat that is some goaty [ __ ] for sure mario kart 64 is so [ __ ] good and the speed runs for it are still amazing there is still new tekken [ __ ] found for mario kart 64 speedruns it's so cool it is so cool such an active community as well amazing amazing game i used to think that the trophy you get for like completing the circuit was a trophy they were gonna ship you in the mail so when i'd win i'd ask my parents when it was coming and they'd always just keep pushing the date further and further back they didn't have the heart to tell me that it's not real such a good game mario party three which one introduced the lava platforms was it two or three i think it was two because two i think is the better one no it wasn't in the first one it was in the second or third one i'm pretty sure i mean either way mario party's still timeless i'm going to give that s i'll give mario party 3s and i'm going to give two goat because i'm pretty sure that's the one i'm thinking of i'm almost positive mario party 2 i'm think i think it's this one where it had like the skateboard to escape boo it had lava mushrooms it had um stay in the lines right is that two yeah i think so sorry i think i got the order right there still so good [Music] this game was so fun oh that was a good that was a fun mini game too it didn't really ha yes this is the one i was talking about perfect yeah i was right mario party 2. it did not have any bad mini games i don't know how nintendo used to understand fun so well back then now all of a sudden the new mario party game has the worst [ __ ] mini games of all time one of them is just like add numbers and fall asleep like oh my god i played that with uh the official podcast boys what like a year ago all the mini games on there were trash absolute irredeemable [ __ ] dog [ __ ] the newest one is good it might not have been in the newest one but it was one of them it was one of the newer ones and it was terrible it was [ __ ] terrible i did play lego racers it was okay i wouldn't put it up here with the rest but it was okay i'd give it like a c mortal kombat it was between b and c for me i didn't really like the original mortal kombats too much i played most of them i liked it more than body harvest though i'll put it in b mega man 64 was kind of wacky it was actually pretty cool show the gameplay yeah mega man 64 is really unique especially compared to all the other mega man games i mean even to this day it's still pretty unique among mega man games sure got a cult following right people love this game don't they this game was amazing yeah i'd put that in i put that comfortably in a actually i remember quite liking it mario tennis that's an s mario tennis was great mario tennis was really [ __ ] cool yeah mario tennis is one of their better sports games honestly all the mario sports games were good sport sport here's a game i don't think any of you played but i did mace it's another one of those throw away shovelware shitty fighting games but i played the [ __ ] out of it i played this a lot because i really enjoyed the character design you could sometimes just insta kill people if i remember correctly if you got like a limb though i could be wrong it was just a fun fighting game so mace i'm gonna actually put up pretty high i'll put it up there with fighter um i'll put it one below fighter destiny because i played more fighter destiny mario golf s played the [ __ ] out of that super fun mickey mouse speedway did i play that okay so i just wanted to be a mario kart clone [Music] classic [ __ ] disney i didn't play it though didn't play the monopoly game paper mario that's an s all the mario games on the n64 just straight up didn't miss so [ __ ] good yeah paper mario incredible i wouldn't put it in goat though because i still think like i still think these are above like far above but i did like paper mario a lot one of my very early streams on justin tv was playing paper mario it is absolutely a great game though you know it was not a great game though the newest paper mario i hated that [ __ ] like it's tolerable but it's insulting compared to this and ten thousand your door and all that thousand-year door all that it was straight ass sport here we go here's here's one here's a mario game that absolutely [ __ ] sucked ass i did not like dr mario at all like it was so boring it was just so [ __ ] boring i hated it it was so boring oh this is the bucket game i was talking about beetle adventure racing this game was kind of cool it's kind of misleading because it's not really a racing game you just kind of slowly drive your beetle around it like a moderate pace like i'm pretty sure you just obey the road rules like you don't really do anything interesting yep it's just beetle adventure racing baby you get what you you get what you pay for not a whole lot happens out on those streets but god damn it will you drive it anyway let's see world is not enough b this was such a step down from goldeneye in my opinion but it was kind of cool because the cartridge was blue but i really thought it was a massive step backwards damn watching it back and it actually looks a lot better than i remembered it being i remember not liking it very much especially compared to goldeneye it's emulated though it definitely doesn't look like this normally maybe that's what it is i'm still gonna keep that in a b more bowling god there were so many [ __ ] bowling games on the n64 they were really trying to pump that [ __ ] brunswick was working overtime to get people back to the lanes jesus christ i'm just going to give that trash for like our 50th bowling game i've had enough all right pokemon stadium 2 s pokemon stadium 1a both games were amazing well actually i'll just give them both us to be honest pokemon stadium 2 is better just because of better like a wider selection but they're both extremely good games i was actually watching a speed run for this a few days ago the speedrun world record is 19 hours and 28 minutes and the guy who said it is the only one that speed runs it so he first set like a 20 hour speed run record and then he beat it by going sub 20 hour and then he recently beat it a few months ago by going 19 hour 28 minutes it's crazy it's such a long game but it's super good pokemon stadium 2 is the better of the two though it's just a straight up improvement in every area and it's also kind of cute how pokemon stadium is a 22 year old game but it looks better than half the [ __ ] they put on the switch when it comes to its pokemon battles and its effects it's crazy this is back when they were trying to be interesting with the pokemon brand yeah baby nothing like the mini game area it did have some banging midi mini games true true the minigames did slap that's just more pac-man perfect dark was great i'd give that an a a or s i think i just go s it was really good perfect dark was just extremely good is this the last perfect dark game they made or no they had perfect dark zero on the 360. that was the last one they made there's a reboot coming next year that's pretty hype perfect dark zero was absolute trash literally killed the whole ip this game was really good though same team behind goldeneye right just a great game timeless classic no complaints pokemon snap bro this is going goaded i'm not gonna lie i played so much pokemon snap this was in an era where everything was a mystery so in pokemon snap i would constantly be experimenting on how to find more pokemon and then of course in the schoolyard you'd always have those absolute jokesters those pranksters telling you lies like you can find a mewtwo if you throw an apple at the electabuzz 45 times and then play the pokeflute so you'd always be trying out all of these crazy tactics to find pokemon to take a picture of them such a good game pokemon snap is absolutely amazing [ __ ] me this is good and you can always like lure them to do cool things like pikachu riding the voltorb pikachu on a surfboard oh the music was great again back when pokemon like it had some some interesting [ __ ] the most recent pokemon game looked awful somehow pokemon snap from 22 years ago looks more alive than the new pokemon snap hey you pikachu that game just never [ __ ] worked for me i'm just gonna put that at a seat here i'm sure it was fun but every time i tried to play that game it didn't work like it just didn't work remember playing it as a kid it never worked pikachu never listened yeah this is the game with the mic pikachu is just like the most rebellious stubborn [ __ ] i didn't play the powerpuff girls game when it came out but i played it like eight years ago for a video it's [ __ ] terrible it's really bad it's a fighting game instead of trash it's not good like it's not good by any means but it does have one cool mechanic where you can use the environment and i always appreciate that kind of like power stone it's like you can run around the mayor's office fighting one of the gang green gang throw chairs at him exactly what i'm talking about yeah you pretty much only have one move you just keep kicking each other this shin kicks forever and then you can pick up items and throw them which is the only interesting mechanic rewatching this i'm going back to my original thing and just putting it in trash power rangers rescue i made a video on this one too i went back and played it not super long ago i guess it's been like 10 years now but it wasn't that long ago relatively speaking the game's terrible the game's absolutely [ __ ] awful this [ __ ] is so bad that's going right into trash it's pilot wings oh yeah it's pilot wings caleb was talking about this earlier let's see see if i played it because i don't recognize the cover this certainly doesn't look familiar yeah i did not play this i did play quake though quake is an a i'm not gonna give it an s but i i did very much enjoy it this is just a game that's outright better on pc like i mean sport sport sport sport rush 2. this is the game chat was saying that i was talking about let me see tournament playthrough warning what's the warning too intense [Music] might overload your hype receptors this is absolute this is absolutely the game chad was right yeah this is the game i was thinking of he's doing exactly what i used to do and getting as close to the wall as possible like damn near grinding on it for a little extra speed yep yes sir oh wow this guy sucks yeah that's probably the best racing game on the n64 i'm gonna go s for that i like it more than cruising so it's gonna have to go above cruising [Music] this game is sick it was it was very good this game was a lot of fun if i remember correctly they released a pretty recent road rash game which was not very fun but the n64 one is still a classic i played it a good bit i'd put that comfortably into like a nice probably like a nice a actually it was a fun game it's exactly what a little boy wants to do ride a motorcycle and hit people with a spiked club star wars rogue squadron i can't remember is this the one where you like drive the uh wrap the coil around the atat because if so i played this a lot and i can't remember which game that was whoever's doing these long plays god speed to you in 64 archive they've got it broken up by level two so it's really easy to go through yep oh this game was good this game was really good oh yeah that [ __ ] was tough for a little baby boy charlie my dexterity was just not there i was only just developing object permanence this was a tough mission for me great game though i'd probably give that an s rush 2049 damn i love the rush too i don't think i played 2049 this looks hyped though jesus got a little wings on your car i would have loved this didn't play it oh here we go now we're getting into turok so i did not like rage wars i was not a fan of turok rage wars again it wasn't bad but i was very let down i played the first turok before that at my cousin's house and it was so good that i begged my parents to let me get it at my house which they obliged and i loved the first turok but i didn't like this one at all so this is going to be c and then let me go to first turok which i saw down here there it is oh yeah this one between s and goaded on the original turok to be honest i don't know which one i think probably s just because i don't know if i'd put this nah i'm gonna go go to the first tarok was just so amazing it was so [ __ ] good oh man it also had cool cheat codes i used to push this game to its [ __ ] limits when i was a kid the blood yeah it was pretty hardcore just such a cool game all around the weapons were really interesting too i don't know i don't think i know robotron this looks pretty cool though holy [ __ ] a twin stick shooter this has to be one of the first ones well no really i can't think of too many like in 64 twin stick granted i guess it's not necessarily a twin stick but it's the same general concept things are you said wiggly i didn't play this i don't know what the tuna salad thing is but [ __ ] yeah uh maybe i played it i don't know i'm just gonna go with didn't play star shot this is a game nobody talks about but i liked it a lot this is one of those well what i feel like is one of those forgotten great games this game had like a shark in the water on one of the levels where if you swim out there and wait a little bit you just get eaten by a shark that was so terrifying to me this game was really cool i don't know if i'd really give it s tier because it wasn't as good as like all the other 3d platformers but this one was really fun it definitely deserves a little more recognition than it gets because nobody ever mentions this [ __ ] thing even i didn't remember the name of it i just remember like the the cover and like the actual gameplay but it's it's a really interesting game i thought it was a lot of fun i'd give that an a actually a might be a little overzealous because it's not as good as some of the other a's in here i'll give it a b rush again wow they had a lot of rush games on here pretty sure yeah i put rush to up there so rush one basically just one below that i guess i don't really remember rush one so i'm not even gonna bother i'll just put that did not play i remember rush two really well i don't don't really remember the first one snowboard kids let's go snowboard kids 2 is the one that i know and love i don't know if i ever actually played snowboard kids one but let's check i mean i really wouldn't be able to distinguish them other than snowboard kids 2 being the one that i played most recently 11 years ago i'm just gonna also put it in the same tier because snowboard kids is so [ __ ] good i also think i did it a real disservice by putting it b i'm just gonna put them both a i played this spider-man game on the playstation one is this the one that has carnage this game was great yeah this was the one with carnage yeah this game was great actually i might even give this one an s this game was really fun i'm gonna give it an s the next one is so easy i think everyone knows where this is going it's super mario 64. this is like the greatest of all time like the goat of goats like it's it is the best 3d platformer that's ever been made like just bar none also super mario 64. pretty much everyone on twitch can thank super mario 64 for the site blowing up back when twitch was like first getting its land legs after it got uh justin tv got bought out the main thing people went to twitch for was for super mario 64 runs from sig limik that helped put twitch on the [ __ ] map game is not only iconic but just still super influential all these years later people still running the game people still modding the game an extremely active community it is just one of the best games ever created in general not just on the n64 it still has the tightest movement out of pretty much any 3d mario game it is still so incredibly [ __ ] tight it's crazy superman 64. on the opposite end of that spectrum still one of the worst games of all time i played this 12 years ago like after playing as a kid it is still one of the worst games of all time and it will forever be that way just a complete disaster top to bottom [Music] yep one of the most infamous bad games ever up there with uh et on the atari it lives up and exceeds the hype of how shitty it is when did i last play it 12 years ago i think 11 years ago rocket robot on wheels i can't wait to get to the playstation one tier list i played so much unbelievable dog [ __ ] that i know zero people in the chat have heard of my parents used to frequent flea markets and i just get like five cent games on the playstation i have played games that you guys would never even imagine exist that's going to be like a huge tier list for me but yeah i don't recognize this [ __ ] at all the only reason i brought that up is because this reminds me of a game on playstation one called tiny feeties or something i don't know it's a game of like very small people who run on like uh flower pots and [ __ ] like they have their little obstacle courses set up in like people's houses and they just run on like pencils and whatever i can't remember what the [ __ ] that's called it definitely wasn't tiny tootsies it had some cute little name though i think it was an alliteration i certainly did not play this but at least give it a chance i didn't play this snarl star wars shadow i think oh shadow of the empire oh this is the one that had the the cool little cutscenes isn't it the game was really confusing though there was no logic that went into its level design so i remember on one of the bases you would just end up running in circles i actually don't think i ever got past that base it might even be this one i don't know but this [ __ ] was awful the level design was some of the worst i had ever experienced still a really cool game though i'd probably give that an a i don't think it's as good as rogue squadron so i'm not gonna give it an s tony hawk pro skater that's going right up there and s again there's no bad tony hawk game for the early games i already put hydro thunder up there that's here twice the wwf games let's go the wrestling games were so good look how cool that is wow holy [ __ ] takes it again this looks amazing he makes the tag all right well i'll just go be there and never look at that again because in my head it's so much cooler just a fury oh i did play this this was on the gamecube too wasn't it or did they have just a sequel on the gamecube i know there was definitely another tom and jerry fighter later on yeah it was on the gamecube okay i thought so [Music] pretty fun game safely just put that at a b nothing special mischief makers someone in chat like two hours ago was begging for me to look at this one but i don't even know if i played this i definitely did not play this seems like a cool game but i didn't play it tony hawk easy s we all know where that's going i think there's a chance i might have seems vaguely familiar but i don't remember enough about it they all just blend together vigilante bus is is that what that said vigilante 8. vigilante 8 second offense what the [ __ ] is happening cool title almost like a twisted metal kind of game didn't play it oh vigilante eight second offense maybe i played the sequel let's see nope i guess i wasn't a big vigilante guy hey oh i skipped this one micro machines micro machines i remember can't see where you're going yeah that's true i guess the gameplay design is a little flawed you just kind of have to guess where you're going next but i do remember this game it's pretty interesting i'll give that a b i'll give it a yeah i'll give it a b i'm be i'm feeling real generous right now some of these do not deserve a bee didn't play pool game oh wcw revenge i remember that very well i think you could play as gold dust in this one yeah there is blood oh [ __ ] yeah actually i also think this is the one where you could do like kamasutra positions so you could like have people in all kinds of weird pretzels if i remember correctly oh this is absolutely that one yes sir you have people come storming out here during the wrestlemania oh jesus christ this was the best wrestling game i think i don't think no mercy was better for now i'm gonna put this at s but maybe no mercy was better i'm gonna have to check there's only what really there's only eight playable characters i don't know if i played this [Applause] wow this looks awful i don't think i played that i'm just gonna put that in trash even though i don't think i played it oh here we go no mercy let's go oh yeah wwe have no mercy baby oh let's look at the finishers yeah maybe i'd have to swap this maybe no mercy is the better one jesus is like a two minute finisher no mercy into s and revenge in the a don't think i played speed 3d hockey what what does that say great oh gretzky 3d hockey 98 i can't believe i didn't play this looks it looks awesome sport iggys this is iggy's biggies wrecking balls man this looks awful holy [ __ ] what this was good was it i am number one well i never played that what i did play though is win back that shit's an s tier win back was great win back was so good we actually have more s here than we do a i think i'm just being too generous but whatever oh i'm being very generous i didn't even play this game i just really like the cover but win back was so good oh god yeah first cover shooter ever was it actually the first one ever i can't imagine it actually was the first but it had to be up there i replayed this back in 2012 when i made a video on it with corruptions the game actually is still good this one i do remember though yeah the world tour just another fun wrestling game nothing amazing nothing great what a fun one i'll just give it a c i think it seems more than fair this cover looks familiar oh i remember this this one was pretty fun definitely not as tier but it's a pretty fun game there's really only like two weapons though there's that like three shooter and then the electric that's really about it that i remember congratulations and also there's a bomb there's like a bomb one look at that may this was the very first game i ever played wave race oh my god first game of my entire life i actually recently bought the wave race like package on ebay it's not sealed or anything it's also like super damaged than [ __ ] but i just wanted it because it's the first game i ever played in my [ __ ] life i got the n64 as a gift from a family friend and it came with wave race and i played the [ __ ] out of it it's a great game like it was a very fun game i got lucky that was the first one i played so that's definitely an s tier you could do cool tricks you go real fast just a good game all around good time i don't think i played this i don't [ __ ] know there's so many goddamn wrestling games it's unreal is this the actual audio that is disturbing i'm just gonna go did not play on that wrestlemania 2000 holy [ __ ] another one oh my god it's still going i actually better have played every single one of these but i just don't remember most of them they all blend together damn the rock is definitely cooking up some [ __ ] there wow what a face i'll just say didn't play even though i'm quite certain i did i'm just gonna put c i'm pretty sure i [ __ ] played that at some point finally memorable games gekks a tier not s but a comfortable a gex was mainly just carried by its style rather than its actual gameplay this was your first ever game nice gex is a good one it's a good game but i definitely think it's lackluster when compared to the other 3d platformers on the n64 like i said it's really just the style of it that helps carry it that most people remember it for i don't know what the [ __ ] that is i just didn't play right off rip cruisin exotica that was kind of a dangerous search on twitch to be honest oh wow wait this game got this game going hard don't know if i played this one but if i did i probably would have remembered holy lord have mercy yeah i don't know if i played this oh wait i recognize those sphinx i think i did play this yeah i remember this level oh [ __ ] yeah i'll just put this with the other crews in games oh whoa this is a solar powered doorstop what the [ __ ] is this thing doing backflips and [ __ ] on it i don't remember that but yeah that's good that looks good i recognize this the the level with the sphinx and [ __ ] on it rayman 2 that's going into goat territory baby we got another goat game rayman 2 is so good so [ __ ] good this was also another one of those very rare games that my mom played with me it's also a really hard game this game demanded like perfection from a child a lot of the platforming is cut throat you throw these little like snowball things which are really hard to aim there's a lot of content in this game true i actually don't think i ever beat it i'll be honest i don't think i beat this game such a good game though [ __ ] i think you kind of want to replay this one to be honest it might be a fun one to replay at some point but that's absolute goat territory for that one i actually did play paperboy it's okay it's fine i give it a b i know most people probably remember it more fondly but i mean it's it's about what you'd expect i remember playing yoshi's story at after school daycare but i don't remember too much about it yeah i only generally remember the game crack i don't think i actually ever owned it i think i only played it at daycare that might have been what it is best here there's a game i've heard a lot about but i think i only ever played it after school daycare so i don't think i'm in a position to really say where it should go i remember liking it this is not accurate to put it in did not play i'm just gonna put it in a it's just a safe bet people aren't gonna like this but i wasn't a big harvest moon fan this isn't one of those like beloved n64 titles i didn't like it that much even when i was a kid this just was not a genre for me i did give it a fair shake though i tried my best to like it it just wasn't for me i think everyone knows where this is going this is absolute goat like inarguable like i don't even think i need to explain ocarina of time one of the greatest of all time still holds up well today speed runs are still [ __ ] hype people still finding cool speed run tech like just recently they had the ace stuff right where you could literally skip to the credits after eight minutes or whatever in the game still such an incredible experience ocarina time randomizer is the best randomizer is cool everything's cool about ocarina of time when i was a kid though i could not beat this game i had to go back and beat this when i was in college probably around 2013 same time that i was replaying the other games it was [ __ ] hard too it was still hard the combat and ocarina of time is tricky like it actually is unforgiving and when i was a kid i even bought the strategy guide just because the art in it was so cool i used to trace the art and pretend that i was mine when i went to school such a great game and a really cool strategy guide i still had the strategy yet actually where did i put it i just saw it the other day i i wrote little notes in it it'd be really cute if i could remember where i put it didn't play battlezone and then i think everyone knows where this is going as well this is also goat territory majora's basket majora's mask is just another masterpiece it's timeless and that game was impossibly difficult even harder than majora's mask so [ __ ] tough really cool cartridge though it has like the holographic front on it here i have it right here i believe this is still to date the most unique cartridge the n64 ever had i still have my original one here so it has like that little front on it that changes depending on the angle you look at it it's so cool such a good game but it is brutal i went back and replayed that probably around 2013. actually i replayed some of it with andrew and andrew and i got stuck in the water temple on majora's mask like it's just a it's just a [ __ ] hard game it's just a legitimately difficult game it was poetic because the water temple and ocarina of time tripped me up when i was an adult and then the water temple and zelda's majora's mask tripped me and andrew up as adults they did not [ __ ] around with that so did this get every n64 game i feel like it didn't miss any the only reason these aren't up there is because these are repeats i think we got all 368 isn't that how many there are 368 365 something like that diddy kong racing there was no diddy kong racing you are correct they did not have diddy kong racing underwhelmingly i didn't play it when i was a kid i played it for a video a while back but i don't think i ever posted the video i think this got everything except toy story 2 and um diddy calling racing right some games that have absolutely stood the test of time as well super mario 64 ocarina of time majora's mask even smash 64 and banjo-kazooie the other ones i don't in mario kart the other ones that i know haven't aged super well like goldeneye mario party 2 i'm sure still aged well turok i know didn't nintendo had some real hits

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