Complete Pizza Tier List

foreign we're revisiting the pizza tier list because I'm gonna put it on top of that but I'll just slide it up there yeah we uh only did like six pizzas last time and people still whine about it so we're doing every pizza ever made ever including like your grandma's home recipe so it's all encompassing including frozen pizza it's gonna make more people wine I think now that we've said every pizza ever I know they're gonna be not like not like Jimmy Jimmy Bozo up the street yeah we got everything mixed up that really you know big thanks to battle spirit Saga for sponsoring today's video it's a new competitive TCG that Launches on March 24th and to celebrate the launch they're having a events that total in over 350 000 worth of pricing and they sent us a box to open to show you how great all the cards look you can click the link in the description to get started on battle spirit Saga I'm also going to open a single booster pack here and hope that I pull like the absolute God pack which 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and the crust I'm hitting I'm getting notes of tomato it was clearly aged in a wood casket for quite some Oak Barrel an oak barrel so yeah that's that's good frozen pizza it's fine I like you can see the green seasoning on top yeah that's solid yeah it's really old B on this yeah I'm on like the upper end of like a like a c like I'm gonna go with b as well just to be a little bit safer and play it in the middle because I don't remember a lot of the frozen pizzas now except for like Totino's party pizzas which are like extinct I guess that's my thing so we'll we'll get a tombstone in very different very ass vastly vastly different um a lot softer do the wiggle test again oh look at this there's no give to that like Charlie said she's strict this one parents let her go out whenever she wants this is loosey-goosey also this is I think a five cheese yeah they should have they could have done without three of those there is a weird one in there I'm inclined to say it's the yellow one very insightful the the yellow cheese is the the problem interesting I think the whole thing's just kind of bad yeah it's not great I would say if that's a bee this is a D yep yep we're we're back baby we're in like those comments roll match Justice does what Charlie says okay I'm gonna just take a guess your favorite pizzas Little Caesars it is incredible how you have like the complete polar opposite Taste of anything rational you know what I knew it I knew it was her favorite cereal is if you just cut up the Little Caesar's box and put it yeah I I absolutely knew it would be Little Caesars you you've dominated that you got this is the uh DiGiorno oh not delivery mmm so that I feel like is your typical frozen pizza like that's your Baseline this is what you expect a frozen pizza to taste this is like School hot lunch Pizza um but the whole secret take a little bite out of the crust those are like cheesy crust Maybe it's ass oh goodness gracious it shocks you doesn't it um in a good way yeah that's good this one for me is between the two but I want to clarify like I've got the B and then this is in C but like towards the upper C and the other ones towards like lower D like there's a bigger it's not like one two three there's a big gap an interesting about curve yeah yeah this is an a for me I like this one a lot you like that more than whatever that one is what's that one oh Red Baron Baron yeah you like this more than Red Baron yeah is that all the frozen pizzas no Totino's party pizza no Elios no home run in no no the Dollar Tree Brands that's a shame oh mama Celeste did no one go get it look how Caleb is out wacky one in here this is a Taco Bell turbo crust pizza that's what they call it here it's like opening a pinata on here oh that's what I saw there's a vegetarian this one's probably not yeah this one I think is there's refried beans this one just kind of like explodes I'm not gonna lie this looks bad this looks awful he looks absolutely awful dude to show you guys whatever I raise about I have no idea oh yeah didn't they like threaten like killing people if they didn't bring this back I don't even know how to tackle this conundrum Garfield's a mouthful of beans Asian beans that's a lot of beans I'm gonna open her up for you the beans are okay I guess yeah they're fine it's not a pizza though it's basically just a bowl that they structured like that's 80 refried bean I it's not pizza this is this is the stupidest thing I've ever done Pizza yeah the tomato sauce is literally diced tomatoes I'm offended that they gave this to me with the word Pizza I'm just upset that like it doesn't taste shitty like it's like totally Taco yeah it's totally fine but like why do this it's quite literally eating a taco in a worse form like the whole tacos are convenient you can hold them and bite them this is just falling apart of my hands great marketing strategy though calling it a pizza now Italians will go that's what they were trying to tap into yeah that that's I don't hate the taste but I hate everything else about it I'm just gonna have to give it like a d I will tell you like if I just got you a Taco Bell taco you'd be like oh wow thanks for the tacos of tacos good um oh Hungry Howies let's get food poisoning oh God no you got the basic vinyl I have to everything has to be uniform yeah we're journalists we don't want to lose our journalism license I still remember when we did the pizza tearless last time we got Hungry Howies and they were the ones that gave us the icing right no is that turkey cheese yeah okay um I that they didn't cut it deep enough no point off okay here we go sorry oh she's so dumb so stupid very very red sauce heavy I would say this is your lowest bar for pizza I haven't had Little Caesars yet um so this and Little Caesars go head to head for just we wanna I almost want to do Little Caesars right after this we should actually that's good this is like you're like okay it is pizza I know it's Pizza what I'm eating but it's just there's nothing to write home about at all so I don't know what it is and I'm sure you get the same impression when you bite the cheese it feels like you're biting a display pizza that's just supposed to be like a little plastic that's a good way to put it and the dough it's a little a little tough I've been working out you know it's really not special this is it's not it is a pizza and if I'm going by my Taco Bell rating this has to be a d it's an F for me this is the worst kind of pizza the other one but I don't think even a pizza I just can't remember if Little Caesars is worse now it's a save time machine there's a literal hole in it yeah Chelsea wait no wait wait wait wait you've got to be on camera for this I want you to look at that and tell me you find that appetizing yeah I'll eat it it looks like a warrior yeah I'll eat it that was nice Little Caesar are you really putting your best foot forward how is it it's so good it's so good I'm sorry I can't wait to dig in can we turn Cheerios without any honey on them yeah it is just revolting just on the first bite it is just a revolting food you see any sauce in there there's a little bit it's like a tomato farted in there that's crazy that's crazy try my song that way you can like appreciate the one that you have sauce yeah mine has it it's so much worse with it I don't know which one I can say is worse to be honest they're both F I'll make that clear I think both are f you're not good I don't know which one's worse like if you were trapped in a desert and it was Hungry Howies Little Caesars or me urinating in your mouth like what wins that's so true I just can't pick is it you are Hungry Howies I just don't know it's [ __ ] awful though here's one that we got some Flack for not putting on the list yeah we got it now though that's Jet's Pizza we never stop hustling and that's why there's no top in our toppings every day we slice our veggies by hand it's not easy but no one said being better was easy big claims smell test gives it a pass that's good that's pretty good it gives me hints of like DiGiorno frozen pizza and I'm not using that as an insult like it's actually just pretty good very decent it's I mean it's deep dish so it's a lot of bread but I like it okay perfect thank you I will say the edge is definitely the best part yeah the edges where it's crispy like this really good that's where it's shining you know that is good yeah I like that I see why Jets fans were upset with us last time that's an a not Nest that is an a they actually lived up to the hype that's rare what's this Domino's nice Domino's performed very well last time for us I don't like the look of this well this one's like a smaller personal yeah as opposed to like a full large that we got last time I didn't eat all day because we were doing this tearless and I'm still feeling it oh wow you just jumped right in I was excited they have stepped their [ __ ] up I [ __ ] with that it's beautifully seasoned you can see all kinds of 11 herbs and spices hanging out up here getting to know each other and Mingle that's good it's like the Dr Pepper secret ingredient [Music] um I think that's your to run-of-the-mill delivery you're at home you want a pizza you call Domino's and you get a good pizza I'm conflicted I really like Jets but I feel like I don't know maybe it's because I'm used to Dominoes it just feels better to me I'm gonna I'm just gonna give Domino's an S really my first s wow our first s because you know Matt's rankings don't go on the screen so it's an s yeah no I think I think that's truly your I delivered pizza for my child's birthday party I'm happy and it's a good pizza and everyone's celebrating um they're not even paying attention to the clown because the pizza's there speaking of clown John Schnatter I don't know that you just know it won't that's a different looking pizza man scoop that up real fast all right sorry I'm here I'm here I've just always been a Papa John's guy too man if you gave me Domino's crust at Papa John's Pizza oh they just could do a Fusion Dance you'd have the best delivery pizza you should start that Pizza Company please order both pizzas cut them apart stick them together and sell it it's just a big machine that cuts the center out of Papa John's Pizzas and dominoes and then puts them there's like Staples it together maybe a little velcro action ripoff crust laughs I don't even want to touch her across I already know by looking at it I don't like it the Crest is pretty underwhelming yeah it's an a I think dominoes outperformed I've been more of a Domino's guy as of recently to be fair Pizza Hut is the forgotten about delivery company I feel like no it's wrong yeah it's got so many I forget about wars so well that's bad I wonder I feel like Pizza Hut's probably the biggest it's in the top there's stuffed crust kind of like that bread that you got slaps you know usually historically this is like a d for me but this is looking pretty good today is there a white sauce on this yeah this looks like white sauce who ordered this you're fired I like white sauce so much more this is cheating this is not fair is it white sauce or it is did they just forget sauce well maybe we take points off for sending the wrong Pizza I think I can't tell I don't know what we were you sure oh yeah that's white sauce yeah right that's good well that is good damn he cute yeah it's not even fair really good you just ordered a better Pizza no instead of just doing the generic one [ __ ] that's good pizza though that is pretty good it's such a shame It's gotta be dqed I've never had uh Pizza Hut's white sauce Pizza no no is it good though yeah I like that their cheese is really good well and their white sauce we hypothesize that the thing that keeps them in the absolute dumpster is their red sauce and I think that might be very true this is now two sample sizes which is scientifically significant honestly we have three experiences with pizza wait no that was Papa John's before don't it's just all [ __ ] okay I really like this though yeah I want a piece of the white sauce damn anybody else want peace good [ __ ] Pizza Hut really not fair to the other pizzas because in that case we would have just ordered our favorite kind of pizzas as opposed to like the generic but is what it is I'm not mad about it you gotta make game time decisions that's gonna be an a wow that was yummy that was yummy you know it's not very yummy Marcos Marco's baby I feel like we hated this one last time I don't remember doing it last time but I had this one time in college when I was like it looks weirdly yellow the way it smells Pizza chatbot need this or not chatbot chat that's exactly how I remember it it's so aggressive oh it's so aggressive it's like mean oh it's like an attitude it's like an actual attitude to it I hate it I [ __ ] hate it that is worse than Little Caesars I [ __ ] hate it that is [ __ ] bad it's weird because have you made this no flavor at all the mouth feel it's like it's a it's more Supple piece of pizza you know they put more on it that tastes horrible it tastes like they made a pizza and then Deep Fat fried it froze it and deep fat fried it again it also tastes like they shop for their cheese in the dumpster yeah true the cheese feels like it's well past its expiration and they try to trick you with the parmesan they're like oh we're fancy that is the worst cheese in the game holy [ __ ] I literally bit into it I was like I was about to be like what are you talking about because it felt nice and then the flavor hit yeah it's just it's so bad we want something no I'm good thanks it's like that I'm actually I actually enjoyed the last piece I had Chelsea this might be your favorite pizza oh actually yeah this [ __ ] sucks try it it just looks [ __ ] gross it's so hard terrible literal garbage I don't remember being that bad last time that was worse than anything I remember last time yeah that's so much worse and we put icing on pizza that's absolutely a super F oh this is this is LeBron James's I've been excited about this blow his face up on the screen I hope you guys like my pizza account with you guys sometime can you guys still don't like to look at it it's two different kinds of mustard it looks like a healing scab all right you're actually not wrong and now I don't want it anymore oh come on LeBron yeah it looks much more pizza maybe I'm just used to the good old red-blooded American um caricature the way pizza was meant to be made yeah proud to be an American kind of pizza um I haven't done this style I got a bunch of stuff on it let's see oh well hello there that's good wow that came out of nowhere that is good their crust is a little rubbery but they get points for it because it's a vegan crust I didn't see any other option the only non-vegan crust was cauliflower which was weird the all-time scoring champ he's the all-time Pizza champ yeah blade stocks do the roof yeah make sure to really emphasize that so they'll come down and play basketball that's true it's Blaze slash mods right no it's different yeah okay I like that a lot that's an S Jesus Christ Chelsea you want some it's vegan except for the cheese oh CC's I don't think there's a single Chelsea do you like cc's I was like literally 11 or 12. I don't think anyone actually liked it when I was 11 or 12. but I was 11 or 12. you didn't go to cc's for the pizza you went to CiCi's because they had macaroni and cheese on top of it like a bacon potato on top of it dessert pizza in like four different ways there was a child's dream man I just don't remember that at all and now they've now corporatized yeah corpo slime corpo slime woke liberals took away our CC's baked potato pizza yeah here's the thing you're absolutely right the Liberals walked in we hop on this train too much now it's all a joke here let's do a lot oh oh made me feel comfortable way that is not bad not bad those are not the species I remember I don't think so eat your way to a free buffet download the app and sign up today they're getting wacky over there yeah so I got you with a riddle they have a tick tock you gotta hey let's uh check out Cece's tick tock yeah I don't hate that that's pretty good oh yeah I'd give that a b good shooty pizza see like that should be the gold standard of like cheap quick pizza it's a little more expensive it's a Little Caesars but it's much better the three dollar there there's more than three dollars of value I completely agree that's like a one dollar pizza versus a ten dollar Pizza yeah absolutely that is like that should be the gold standard for like quick shitty Pizza some bang for your buck go to CC's Pizza and get a walkout order all right Grand Finale taking her home with the old Costco's pizza this is another one we got a lot of [ __ ] for not having pizza yeah did a grease test on this one what the [ __ ] is this that's not the pizza I remember well yeah that looks very different than I feel like when I go and get it there so when I used to go get it the bottom always had bumps on it yeah so I want to see if this is there's no bones oh it's missing the vaginal Rouge that's all for today it's the it's the vagina it's lined with like the little ridges and [ __ ] you gotta give more context so I know you actually know what you're talking about it's it's supposed to help you don't you don't need to know all right well your mouth has it too it's supposed to remind you of Pizza I know what you're talking about now that you're okay ah those are my ruges with a vagina all right this looks like ass and I was really excited for this one yeah you can't look for it oh they didn't do those bumpy enough though you agreed it's all about the mouth feel of the Rouge you're gonna put your mouth Ruby on the pizza room oh yeah and they're gonna like line up my mouth ain't gonna feel these pizza all right yeah that's very cheesy vaginal ruge that is yeah it's cheesy but it's pretty good ruge almost sounds like a move from Naruto my Sharingan ruge there's enough here that makes me go if I got a good one from here I know it's still great but they [ __ ] this one so it doesn't a slice of that actually cost two dollars when you go in like it's actually two dollars but I will say a slice from them is almost always like it's like two of those it's like yes yeah so keep that in mind as well yeah um they load that bad boy with cheese yes super Juice when you get a pepperoni they have the pepperonis but for the cheese pizza they put extra cheese on it oh interesting and I will say like you can taste this as a higher quality cheese than like all the deliveries and stuff um they just ruined it a little bit um I feel like maybe we just didn't get the best batch which is holding it back but I still do like it I think that's a comfortable beat I'm not even gonna go a but that I've also had it before so I might be a little cloudy but I'm alone that's fair I can definitely see it being an a if it was just maybe not cooked in a hurry and yeah well not lazy but like kind of a little more love yeah a little more passionate love and attention yeah that's crazy this is a the most nostalgic pizza for me I used to have these almost every [ __ ] day when I was a kid it's Mama Celeste I've never heard about it I know it's a it was a very small brand even back then I can't believe it still exists like please remind us where you can get it oh yeah it's a Dollar Tree now there's like a big announcement foreign so yeah Mama Celeste she's back and she is she's never looking better than hot I'm going in oh yeah oh yeah there's a big old crunch there she's good you know you're gonna like it wait you're not trying this one oh that's next that's nice don't worry it's actually very good oh hot it is hot you gotta be careful but it's good a cracker yeah you're a really good cracker this is you wipe this up so much [ __ ] s tears what it is that's not an S tier near Danny take a bite I'm good take a bite God damn it everyone needs to talk oh God it's not bad it's like a Lean Cuisine [ __ ] Pizza it's like when I was chubby I was like did this come in the Box was there like a little sleeve that it was on like a little white sleeve can you bring the boxes over here because it looks almost exactly like the picture which is impressive wait so how did this is neither of those yeah it's good though no but like a bad baby like a Dollar Tree big that's [ __ ] great don't ask me that says microwaves in minutes is not what I want have we checked the expiration date is it fresh there's no way it's real it doesn't it expired wait what no wait that's that one that's the expired one this is four cheese right this is the four cheese one they probably both expired I pull them out they look identical also I can tell oh no this one's not expired right I'm not wrong December 2023 has not happened it's not uncommon for a dollar source of salad expired food yeah this is January 1st 2023. no that's fine I'll make you feel better uh looking at this objectively it's not Ness it's it's like an S Plus really when you said it's your favorite frozen pizza I was expecting a different frozen pizza yeah these are linguine Pizza yes all right yeah that's kind of [ __ ] hey it was not very good that was fun Charlie Charlie still hasn't given his actual rate it'd probably be like I didn't see it'd be a c for me yes it's fine you know it's good as always final concern to see it's an easy c c for Celeste hey you know what I wish delivered besides pizza what moviesglobal.com baby where you could get this and that and all the other good stuff we make yeah and it does deliver oh it literally does yeah yeah even better go get it now that was good good pizza to your list great work thanks guys thanks everyone never mind

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Published: Sun Feb 26 2023