- Woah. Black Friday is crazy. (gasps) Mom! - They got me. - Mom, I'm so sorry. - Don't be. We got that wide screen
television for your father. Oh, at half price. (groans) - Mom? (gasps) - And that 3D printer, right? You can print yourself a new mother. (groans) - [Narrator] Every shopper ever. - You think my niece will like this? - Uh, let's think about this. Mia is six years old which
is prime stuffed bear age, but she did just
have that nightmare last February about a bear, but her tea parties have been short a guest
ever since Mr. Neck, her stuffed giraffe, lost its
eyes in the washing machine. She does love Yogi and
I don't think she's old enough to process the
fact that it's a bear. - So. - There's an 84% chance that she'll like the bear and I like those odds. Let's get the bear. - Okay, let's get the bear? - [Narrator] Every shopper ever. (whimpers) - Oh yeah. I bet I know what this is. I bet I know. (gasps) It's the gum I got you last week. Oh it's that. - Yeah, it's called re-gifting. - Oh. You chewed it up and you re-wrapped it. - Mhm. ♫ Re-gifting - Uh. (chuckles) That's. (groans) Oh wow. - [Narrator] Every shopper ever. - Mom, we need to hurry. If I don't get this game I'm going to die. - Just hold on, honey. - Are you serious? - Oh come on! - Mom! (groans) - Fine. We're here. Get out of the car. - Uh, mom? I think you-- - Do you want the game or not? - Somebody help. Please. Gah. (groans) - [Narrator] I left you the receipt if you want to return it. - Aww, a scarf. Thank you so much, grandma. It's lovely. - I sewed it just for you. I took your baby blanket
and I deconstructed it and made it into
something a little more age appropriate. It took me four years. - Here, Katy. Open this one up next. - $500? Thank you so much, grandpa. - Freaken' showoff. - [Narrator] I can't
wait to get some great deals on some great brands. - Okay. Since it's our third Christmas together I just want to get you
something very special. - Aww. Wow. It's the watch I showed you in April. - Yeah. - Gosh. How did you remember? - It's really important
to me that you feel listened to and special
in this relationship? - Yeah. - What did you get me? - Ahh. Nothing. - Don't be silly. It's probably perfect. You are too humble sometimes. A freaken' toy Santa? - It also farts. (farts) - I love it. - [Narrator] Is this on clearance? - Mom, we got to hurry up. My video game is going to sell out. - Sweetie, you need to have patience. It is the season of joy and giving. There is no reason that we should-- - I'm sorry, everyone. The game has officially sold out. (groans) - Are you freaken' kidding me? - Ma'am, there is no. (screams) Sorry. - [Narrator] Do you
have these in an eight? - Come on you young
Justin Bieber look-alike. Come on, come on. Sir, I just caught this
kid trying to steal some socks. - What should we do with him, boss? - He gets the worst fate imaginable. Call his mom. - [Both] Call his mom. - [All] Call his mom. - No! - No! - [Narrator] Ma'am, we're closed. - Okay. The last person to get a gift for is Kyle. He's 19 so it's got to be cool. Ooh, a new car. No, he wouldn't like that. Ooh. A lifetime tickets to Coachella. No. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. An oversized buddy sweatshirt? Perfect. - [Narrator] Every shopper ever. - There. You got your game from PlayStation Store. - Ugh. Thank God. I was getting so bored
pretending to fake read. Thanks. - I hate my only child. - Love you too, mom. - [Narrator] Every shopper ever. - [Narrator] Hey, guys. Just want to give a quick shout out to PlayStation for sponsoring the video. If you want to watch deleted scenes and bloopers make sure to
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