Ep 57- Stay in your seat! | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

it's bothering you I can't help it I'm going to bring something up right now do you understand what we're doing with this show what what we talk about all the [ __ ] that pisses us off we are fixing the world one bone at a time everybody out there got a bone to pick and this is a bone to pick podcast you got bones cheap paper towel dispensers we got bones cops on school I got a bone to pick with you I have a bone what's up everybody I'm Robert I'm Paul ver and this is a bone to pick podcast we're back we're bad you're black he's mad remember I'm not what you don't know that movie Lethal Weapon the third one it might have been three or four yeah D they sucked he can't do the one with I don't what you can't do with blonde hair what was his Leon gu okay okay okay okay what you want Leon gets whatever yeah oh the worst oh man I I got to tell you something though normally we come into these shows right yeah and we're like hey we have a bone we have a bone and let's just get you know let's get our bones out and listen to The Fan bones this week I was anticipa I got bones dog I mean I got like I have legit gripes like I'm a couple of things happened a couple things happened like that I mean basically what happened to me yesterday I could have done three episodes on Bon Tock uh I'm in a mood you you just want to go ready I'm angry at people man you anticipating I'm an I have so many bones I I don't know where to start you ready go ahead I I don't know if this is what this this going to be healthy then right this is like therapy yeah I mean uh yeah one I probably can't do because I'm going to get so angry that I may say things that I can't say that's the one you do open up with that one no I can't open up with you got to no trust me you can't you knew but no all of them I'm just I'm just can you whisper the bone huh say it say it right now and I'll bleep it if we don't use it I'll do one from yesterday cuz there two are really bad I'm going to do one from yesterday you ready yeah I'm ready all right here we go I'm Ready the new bone I was anticipating a yeah and being murdered oh my God you're anticipating death oh my God we got it back we got the bat bone back nice it's a humorous bone this is the humorous bone and we also I would like to say that somebody commented uh that they're going to 3D print us one as well nice have another one another option as well got the best fans finally found one I had I ordered like five or six they came in and out all heavy heavy heavy and I finally got the right one good now we're cooking humorous bone I love it dude you went like this h i I was waiting for the and then I go oh yeah you were waiting to die like we do every week when Mike throws the [ __ ] elephant bone at us there really is a chance somebody's going to get hurt or that screen's going he throws a T-Rex bone across the [ __ ] room at us every week almost hit the light it was just the leftovers on my lunch as I eat my my beef brisket yep all right if I would have gotten brisket out quicker I think it would have worked I think brisket would have been funnier than you put the beef and you stalled it beef brickk um I hate people this week I hate people you don't like people a lot I I'm starting to not yeah it's happening more all right here's what happened okay here's your bone yeah is it about what the Israeli War no oh no no no no um these [ __ ] [ __ ] these people setting themselves on fire good all right listen no I'm serious don't don't take my bone no no I'm serious all right go go go go bone one let me say this before I get into the bone go I was at my daughter's soccer game yesterday in Nelle yeah okay and my wife lays on me this one she goes uh oh you know I'm going to go to lunch today with my friends we cuz I we plan and I okay I go okay so what am I going to do she goes you have the kids you you take the kids for a little you take the kids for a little bit I go oh yeah yeah I'll take the kids for a little bit no no worries if I did that though what would happen if I did that and she goes what do you mean I go well no I'm saying if I woke up on Sunday and said oh by the way I'm not going to be with you guys for lunch um you take the kids for a few hours I'm going to go with some friends what what would you do she goes what do you mean things changed I go I know if it happened to me what would you do right fine I let it go I let it go doesn't sound like you let it go we go to the game we go to my daughter's game sounds here you you poured gasoline on it and stood over with a Zippo and was like what would you do yeah Paulie's a little angry today okay you're G to get a little anger versy today okay as opposed to well usually I'm happy angry today I'm angry angry oh so I said at the game hey you know what the Yankees are playing today at 1:30 and we're in Nell and it's 12 o00 I'll take the kids to a Yankee game right so my wife goes you want to do that I go yeah I go it's 25 minutes away her game will be over half hour I go does she have clothes I yeah let's get tickets at the game I go on Boom StubHub buy tickets okay they were with a couple of friends my wife's like what are you GNA do with the French and I said I'll [ __ ] take the friends I'll take the friends so I I you know I we're 15 minutes away let's make the day because she's got [ __ ] to do we go to we go to Yankee Stadium now one thing happened when we got to our seats and the kids were all excited because it's spontaneous we go to our seats I try to say is this the section and there was a dude there that that'll be that'll be a bone for another day but then I get there and I go to my seats and now here's my bone my bone is okay what part of it's with me cuz I should have I shouldn't have [ __ ] been cool and I was that's part of this bone there's a guy sitting we had five seats there's a guy in his family three little kids and his wife and they're overlapping two of our seats so I go hey buddy are you in 128 and he just goes hey man yeah listen now now he had three little kids with him you ready he goes yeah I am and he leans over like this and he goes if you want me to move I will and I go well you're going to have to and he goes I'm saying he goes my seats are like right there and he's like you know uh you know until somebody come and and then I saw three little kids and one was really little and I go we had we had seats 8 through 12 so instead I end up doing 10 through 14 whatever right I it was only two seats to the left and he just goes but listen if you want I'll move but he's got all these kids and everybody was and I just go like this I go all right if somebody comes that's fine no worries he goes thank you if you want I'll move like he was and then I'm sitting there and for three Innings of the game I'm thinking about how I can get up and just go you know what you should move it killed me I don't know why he was he kept but then but then he kept getting up and he would come back with popcorn for his kid then he would come with cotton candy for his kid then they Spanish people behind him were going man you're the best dad right so now I'm going I can't [ __ ] change this now I can't change this now I have to [ __ ] sit here you know because because the World's Greatest Dad is sitting there but here's my bone okay that's not the bone that's the bone no my bone is this when you go to a ball game with your family friends whoever go to your [ __ ] assigned seats okay don't make the whole oh we just figured since nobody was there I just got in here I just stood online with these animals to get into this [ __ ] hole okay get out of your [ __ ] seat say oh I'm sorry dude I didn't know I paid for these seats just now get up get out and let me and whoever I'm with get to our seats you figure your dumb [ __ ] out with your [ __ ] fat wife and your three [ __ ] stupid kids you figure it out okay I bought my tickets that day I want to go and sit down and watch the game in my seats not try to figure [ __ ] out for your convenience we're not on an airplane where your wife could sit next to you don't that I'll do that's my [ __ ] bone get up fatso but no stupid nice Paul's got to ruin half the game thinking about if I'm being taken advantage of go to your regular seats when you buy tickets don't try to [ __ ] finagle oh I figured with the kids we'd be a little [ __ ] no that's my bone you go to your assigned seat that you paid for can I ask a question what what what no just tell what so he I just do it now so he do it please okay okay he had he had his seats how many seats he had five seats up behind you I think that's where he was he so he had seats somewhere else he saw he had seats right there can let me ask yeah I don't fully know where his seats were okay so there was empty seats right so if you came in and took all those seats he would have to him and his F would have to go somewhere if their seats were one row behind us right there if they would have had to all get up and and go we got in in the first inning so you sat in someone else's seats that never showed up but only two down but those people never showed up those people never showed up so it wasn't a problem it was never a problem it only would have been a problem if the people we would we would have to slide over to then they would had to get up so it wasn't a problem hang on just answer the question it did not be it was not a problem it was not a problem nothing no problem happened and you weren't it wasn't obstructive view where you was sitting it was just the same type of seat as a matter of fact us being two seats to the left made us not have to have a fthe headed guy in front of us so it ended up working out so in the in the universe if you believe in it or God I whatever you believe in right in the universe or God yeah they shine down on you that day and said if you sat in these seats you're going to have a fat head in front of you we're going to move you we're going to move you over a couple seats so you guys are all going to have these seats over here and I'm going to make it though the other people don't show up these people are going to be happy this family this great dad the best dad ever I didn't know he was a good dad he seemed like cuz he leaned over like when I first got there like yeah we're not in our seats but I'll move if you want that's why I didn't like him so he gave you the option but here's the thing that's bothering you yeah is that he put you in a position the black guy too listen oh God listen listen to me I got to tell you what happened this is what happened and I don't know if I took it out on this guy I'm going to tell you something Paul I got to write down a bleep note one second okay something happened with a black guy man oh stop saying oh a black man stop saying it he's got to beep it every time he say it okay I'm not I'm not okay here's here's what happened okay a man's a man oh okay Mike bleep that sure okay is it relevant to the story yeah okay go ahead all right go for itep delete it go ahead go there here's here's what happened okay go ahead I walk in with the kids okay and I was a little the white kids oh no no the problem just happened to be because of this black dude there's no race thing involved choked up my S here's what happened I walk in with the kids okay and I'm looking and for some reason I don't know what it was about yesterday there were thousands of people outside Yankee Stadium while the first inning was going on it literally was like half the stadium was late I don't know why I don't know if they had problem getting people in the in the gate we were waiting in the gate to walk in forever so now I want to get there like we're almost missing the first the first inning is gone right I want to get to the seat so I see it says section 128 so we're walking we're walking you know I'm downstairs of course so I I go in and I go up and there's a guy there you know the people that are at each section you show the ticket yeah and I go like this it was tough dude my kids were blood I go hey man is this this 128 and and he goes like that and I go upstairs he goes no I swear to God he said it like this he he said Not only did he say this he said it like this he goes you asked me if it was 128 it's 128 like that now he went like this there's two ways to go into section 128 let's say this is the section with the seats there's 128 here there's 128 here the high rows are down here the low rows are down so so I was basically having because he could have went like this oh 128 but go in that entrance it'll be closer to your seats he just goes so I go wait I go oh no we're not upstairs are we because the way he did it and he goes he goes no you asked me if it's 128 and it's 128 like that and the kids got real shut down were you in the high sections or the low sections no our seats were our seats were supposed to be 8 through 12 and we ended up doing 10 through 14 because of that guy's family in the low the low right so he goes so that's a this yeah so he goes so he goes so what he should have said was this one this over he should have said this yeah he should have said this he should have said this yes that's he did this yes he did this he should have did this see that's why I like doing this show with you you want to know why I like doing the show with you because you [ __ ] get it you know Bobby this is why me and this kid get along cuz Bobby look he knows it's like a telep a t what what you got it you got it no no you got it go ahead what is it what is it telepathy is that wrong I mean it's wrong version of it but it's the right word use the right version okay and what use the right version Let me give you the compliment telepathic you you get it telepathic because what telepathic cuz he he could have went like this he could have went even if he wanted to be a dick maybe he's having a day he could have went over there quit even cold even cold he could have went it's over there instead I go oh up cuz when you go to your seats and somebody goes like this I'm going oh I got to go up a level then I'm going oh I don't I thought this is one he goes no you asked me if it's 128 I said yeah and the kid shut down it got real weird and then I just go geez and then he goes like that to me yeah and then I go down to my seat what was his name and I'm seething I I didn't know if you had to give him a name I I I don't know if you had to was it Steve no was it Roger no Garrett Deshawn Desa okay desan like like an apostrophe maybe yeah okay yeah and and I'm I go down to my seat and then I got this [ __ ] fat white dude and his family sitting there going we move if you want so now I'm seething from him okay okay so now everything's adding up now right the guy that get asked you was a Steve the guy that what the was a Steve he was probably a Steve Steve but the guy that gave you the up that pissed you off was a Deshawn or he could have been a Nate I don't know why I was thinking Nate or Deshawn and I know that those are two different but that's what I was thinking you know cuz sometime Nathaniel you know what I mean anyway the guy with the thing was Nathaniel Maybe Nate a Nate yeah but you know where was he from I mean definitely the Bronx okay all right got it he goes and my son looked my son my son got like my son had a look on his face like oh my dad's in some [ __ ] right now because because the guy goes I go I go gez I go gez I'm just asking a question and then and he he goes like that and then then it's weird so now me and the dude are looking at each other as I'm going to my like you know kind of going on my seat so now I I got this I want to see yane game that's all I want to do all I want to do I want to get it Coke and and eat a hot dog and watch the Yankees that's all I want to do right yeah no you go I tell my wife you go with your friends you go with your friends that's all I want to do and now I'm dealing with this and then I got fat tubby I got tubby family going I'm look dude if you want we'll move so now I feel taken advantage of twice right I mean I'm talking I didn't get over till the fifth inning fifth inning yeah fifth inning took you five innings to over I could all I was cuz you were nervous at that you going to have to move again and I did this a lot I did this a lot looking at the looking at the kid you were looking back yeah and then one time I went to the bathroom and we did make eye contact it was quick it was just quick but I was like during the game during the game like after a pitch I would go you wanted him to say something I I was you know so then I went up the other side the side I went up when I went to the bathroom we went up the other side and there was a woman in that section and she goes oh bathroom's right here I go you're going to remember us right she goes oh I remember I go you're a lot better you're a lot nicer than some other people yeah so my bone was all over the ballp park last night I'm going to stick to the the bone this week is stick stay in your seat just stay in your seat cuz you don't know what somebody went through to get there this is this is why stay in your seat and use your assign because you don't know what somebody went through to get there somebody could have been in traffic somebody's dealing with doesn't matter it doesn't matter yes you get there's a signed seating so that we don't cut each other's throats they they made it so that as a society we could go to an event thousands and thousands of people and have a good time and they say okay the only thing you have to do go through this here yep we're gonna check your ticket to make sure it's legit and then go to your seat yeah that's the only thing you have to do when you go to an a game go to your seat and it lets you know this is where you are in life and you also have kids there that you're showing an example hey guys when you pay for something you go and you sit in your seats you go and you you do you see you don't let me tell you something dude look at if the ballpark's empty of course if you're at a [ __ ] AAA game right you know what I mean I mean that bugs me too but just go to your seat if you want a better seat pay for the better seat I feel like the guy going like this and being sarcastic made me hate the family yeah of course it is he put He put you on tilt because if he would have went like oh it's right down there then I would have been a little more I would have let this you wouldn't have been on tilt I wouldn't have been you were on tilt what is that what's on tilt mean like I'm I'm I'm yeah it's like you're on Edge yeah he put you on edge he put me there he he put me there it's like tilting your head like huh it's like a like a pinball machine you bang it you put it on tilt yeah so you know what I mean so so that that's that's my bone man go to your seat go to your seat go to your seat sit down and that's your life there's one time you could do it on an airplane if your wife is separated from you and you're all in the same section that it's not going to matter yep then you do it and here's the thing though there's a thing on that if it's a window if I paid for a window and you're it has to be the same seat no that's what I'm saying has to be the same seat it's the same seat fine one up two down fine but if you're saying hey I'm in a middle seat and can I no yeah no if you like the aisle and they giving you a a window and you don't like no yeah no it's got to be the same seat same seat and I didn't mean to do a little bone and a big bone at the same time the little bone was the guy going like this dude you dude sometimes you have a little bone sometimes you're big bone stay in your SE seat you piece of crap what would you have done was actually thinking about you yesterday with the guy up at the top yeah no no no with the with the family you would have done what I did right if I would said I would have said oh okay if they come you're going to move right that's what I so here do it ready real quick go ahead goad hey what's going on are you these are our seats but who who's who you're the guy I'm you I'm me okay okay hey these are our seats I got the kids here's the thing it is we were going to write there I mean we'll get up if you want but no one was there so% if someone comes you guys get up and and beat it you'll lose you'll leave absolutely that's absolutely no problem no of course not you got it no problem really appreciate that you know you want a beer a hot dog it's on me buddy no no no n let me I got I got you I got I get your kid ice cream please I don't drink but thanks yeah I'll take an ice cream too Co all right nice love ice cream nice all right buddy I'm Paul hey I'm Steve Steve up that good all right all right Bobby's bone what's going on everybody want to let you know about our sponsor uh warm weather is coming so don't let a stinky old crotch ruin your time Mando's whole body deodorant is clinically 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me oh dude I love it I smelled like mustard and pennies until I used Mando Mando all right let's get back to the show here my bone is this bone two here's my bone traveling traveling is one of the most stressful things I talk a lot of travel bones but here's the thing when it's 5:30 in the morning and I'm getting in the area to board because I'm one of the first ones and I sit there and I look over at you there's no yoga in public there's no yoga I don't care what you have what type of life you live you don't put your feet on the wall and do your stupid Sun pose or whatever horeshit this look at this look at this woman I'm sitting there and all of a sudden this BR we can't see it Mike there's a thing in front of it I look over and this hippie this hippie oh God she takes her sh shoes off look at those dirty I was just going to say those shoes are disgusting her Hobbit boots yeah she takes her Hobbit boots off and then she's got to sit on her head and then she puts her feet on the wall and then drags them all the way down first of all I lean on that wall all the time yeah I I lean on it I put my back on it I put my head you know waiting in line yeah yeah I'm waiting to get in that's my spot she's she's [ __ ] zone three by the way zone three I saw her walk on at the end of the plane yeah that's that's my spot that's where I stand so when they go they go anybody needs assistance anybody in the military we'd like to welcome first class I'm right there and I zoom up and I get in and I like being the first to second person on the plane and this I can't St I got to St this [ __ ] HSE head yeah this hippie Grateful Dead Fish banger this fish-faced enemy of the people is on her head on her head nobody said nothing I looked over I go what are you doing no did you I said what are you doing what' she say she went what I went nothing forget it you know oh that's great you don't do yoga in public you don't do your stupid little thing that you do in your life that's your life wait till you get home wait till you get to your hotel room whereever is your space that's our space that's a immunal space okay I'm not sitting down I'm not lying down I'm not doing yoga look I have no problem with yoga fine with yoga you want to do yoga do yoga but you don't do headstands there's no headstands in public that that is that's this is a bone on so many levels look based on this photo she should have been doing that about uh 4 feet to the right exactly right in the trash can you piece of I mean and those socks you know those socks have been on our feet probably seven hikes probably she they probably that w Wait a Minute are those dreadlocks dude I don't know I just she hasn't showered was that a white woman with dreadlocks she hasn't showered it's not it's just dirty look at her position for anything else I mean listen great ass I'm going to say this if that was a tub of [ __ ] up there I would have probably I would have I would have probably flipped the legs off I probably went over and flapped the legs knock it off you making people sick but zoom in on that butt great body got it got I understand it listen we get we get it you're better than us we get it you have you're more spiritual we get it that this is what you do to get yourself centered whatever the hell it is you look at those hippie shoes go back to that [ __ ] Hobbit boot look at that Hobbit boot that they smell there's no way she doesn't protest everything that shoe look at the smell look at that shoe it's just that shoe's dying and she's also doing it like look at me guys this is what I do in my time in my down time before even if my downtime is only 8 minutes before a flight this is why we get along this is why we have tathy yes that what is it to Tes Tes to Tes what you can see real close into the bone yeah telescope go ahead this is why me and you have don't look at him tathy yeah goad telepathy telepathy okay yeah this is why can I can I ask a followup to this you know how excited M Mike gets when you get it right it's almost like his kid yeah you you did it you did it she wants to show that she doesn't she's productive in a downtime you know those people let me ask you this how how long was the flight that you were about to get on that's going to be even more where were you going two two and an hour 45 sorry Hour 4 if this is Boston's Japan this is acceptable almost almost acceptable if you're doing a 14 hour flight I give you four or five hours and something for got a stretch dude I got her cross country dude you need to you got to stretch I mean that's a little much stretch stretch regular you right you don't hang on your upside down your head you put your head down on the ground and then you put your feet and you she I saw them she dragged them down the wall her dirty hippie feet her dirty hippie toes went down the wall I'm like oh God how many feet have been up there so but here's the question Bobby how do we fix this bone how do you fix how do you fix this bone hopefully people go up to them and say something hopefully it fix her and then know the the generational you yogis get your [ __ ] together and stop trying to make everybody we oh you can stand on you and that's that's a that's a deluxe move it it's a deluxe move she didn't do a little regular stretching you know what I mean she did a deluxe yeah yeah to make everybody else go look what I can do and you can't [ __ ] you that's what it was that's like me doing a set hey everybody that's a showof bone showof bone yeah that's a showof that's a that's a that's a SN bone she wants somebody to go oh wow look she's good at yoga everybody looked at her like an idiot you're an idiot everybody went GH good every chubby [ __ ] going to Louisiana was like BL nobody was impressed everybody was disgusted with you and you're a loser I hope whatever [ __ ] dog you adopted dies yeah she definitely has a rescue oh she has a rescue she has many rescues she takes that dog all the way downward Straight to Hell I bet her boyfriend a a rescue doing that is such a I don't know the word for it it's such a showoff thing to do it sucks it's so stupid dude you're in a [ __ ] gate at a you're at a gate at an airport not even that we're boarding in seconds H dude if that was a a we're going to be delayed for five hours right yeah but you don't do the deluxe move no matter what you don't stand on your [ __ ] head I I'd like to give her some credit she's not filming herself so at least she's not doing we don't know what that boot that could be a boot camera yeah yeah we don't know what that my instinct though is to go the same thing like G look what this but then inside in the back I'm like God I wish I could do that listen Mike you're 100% right I mean I I want her to go up and just hold their butt cheeks you need help you do you need can I help you down just okay don't hurt you I'm sorry sorry sorry you're right lifting no yoga in public don't be an [ __ ] no [ __ ] make everybody else it's like every 99% tubby [ __ ] people that can't even walk down the runway and we going to look at this healthy [ __ ] let us know how what shitty shape we're in you can stand you got a 350 lb Louisiana guy who just ate a shitload of Gumball looking at this yeah this [ __ ] is literally eating a OU Fe ball and you're sitting on your head cuz you haven't you drank water for seven days go [ __ ] yourself h i can I I got a mini one of people that you shouldn't do in airports I was flying back from Denver 6:30 in the morning lady next to me full hot Chinese dinner for breakfast with chopsticks I was push her right out of the door was she yes she was definitely worth she was was she Chinese no but she definitely eats fried chicken for dinner for breakfast a lot though oh Jee I mean Jesus Christ we're just all right she what I'm trying to say is she wouldn't have been able to do yoga we know what you're trying to say she has a son named what's his name de Mo oh Dante no she didn't all right she was one of me listen if it was chick if it was a Chinese lady I'd be like all right you know what I mean for sure 100% yeah you know what I mean but they wouldn't do that they don't do that polite people I don't like people I don't like smells on a plane too like it's like what are you do when somebody opens up tuna fish right next to you tuna fish tough who opensan I love tuna but who opens Tuna on plan say you know people that bring the [ __ ] on the plane and then all of a sudden they open it what my bone yeah good one all right let's go to Fan bones fan bones got a good one coming in this is from Alis oo has a uh a great bone to pick with uh someone who uh does the Pay It Forward thing at a drive-thru if somebody the person in front of you pays for the person behind you as like oh I'm just going to do something nice cuz now you feel like an [ __ ] because now you got to look at them in the eye and say I'm not going to keep paying it forward you take your free food and go uh so they Alistair has a bone to with people who try to pay it forward thing at uh fast food restaurants I don't think there's anything wrong if you just go dude I would love to do that I just can't I can't afford it like you know like do they expect it if the first person does I mean that's a rough one dude well it's supposed to be that J Moore movie where just everybody in the line pays for everybody but that's ridiculous if somebody listen here's the thing if somebody does that I've done it you've paid for it yeah yeah and then and then what did anybody do it for you ever you just go no no no one's ever done it for me I don't expect it I've done it I've picked up I was at a what here's the thing that's hard about this phone the pay for bone right if somebody pays it for you you just go thank you and you move on you it's not on you no it wasn't your thing right the Pay It Forward is it it ends with you whoever got the last one it's over right it's over it end that's the end yeah a pay if I go hey I got this guy behind me it ends with you it's done it's not on you it was for you right I didn't right I didn't pay for them I didn't pay for you so you do it I pay for you so you'd have a day so you'd have a nice feeling right right if you're going to pay it forward and you want other people to do it you're an [ __ ] then you should just pay for everybody right you it's for you it's yours now you do it what you please let's do it ready yeah I pull up I pull up yeah Mike you could be the you could be the welcome to Wendy's what can I get for you hey what's up dude uh no no I got to pay no I'm getting my food yeah right you're you're totally is $458 okay cool man listen the car the car behind me what's their bill uh $1750 all right I'm going to throw I'm take care of them too okay wow what a what a sweet man yeah you know what I mean it's Christmas you know what I mean I'm GNA take care I'm gonna take care of them all right all right now you pull up hey what's going on how much ow you actually the person in front of you I wanted to wish you a happy Hanukkah and uh they paid for you they paid it forward thank you very much that's awesome appreciate it [Laughter] ah no now do me now we're going to do it the other way now I'm going to be you hey what's going on how much do I actually the person in front of you just paid uh they just wanted to say happy Quanza and uh it's uh paid for no no no no we got to do what we just did we got to do what we just did but we got we're how much how much how much I this going to be 650 please good cool how much a person all behind me $26 yeah okay cool oh what a what a sweet sweet man I'm going to pay for him too wow happy holiday hey what's going on oh actually the uh I just want to let you know the person in front of you they paid it forward and your meal is covered he did yeah with the guy with the Lexus the guy Alexis he did yeah yeah I didn't notice it was Alexis it just looked like a regular car to me kind of looked like an upgraded Toyota but yeah that was a nice car dude I like that car man I I like that what how much is the one behind me that $178 all right you know what he but the guy in front he only paid for one car correct all right I want to pay for the next two cars wow big guy that's what you know what dude I mean you're you're such a guinea what why I mean what are you going to do good all right now you be the guy ready no here we go ready Mike Mike you be you you be the first guy you be the second guy ready hello uh your orders 1750 oh that's okay yeah I'd like to do that but I also um is it okay if I pay for the person behind you sure that's great it's around $414 I don't even pay for mine yeah exactly no I would I would do both I would show you would show you would do I now listen now the pay for it is a one thing deal you paying it forward to forward yeah you know you're paying it forward for one you don't you're doing something nice for one I've done that I had this old lady she was in line behind me she was having a little tough time I was like look at I got hers too and the lady was like oh my God thank you so much you know what I mean thank you so max was there I was like you know she was like thank you I really I had a hard day today thank you so much I was like no not a problem enjoy your day that's paid forward it's one one it's not a chain of people you know what we should do as a boner pick podcast we should go out and just [ __ ] us to help some people one day just record it just go up to somebody and go hey man you know how much and then go pay for tell them to pay forward to the next person you think they're going to pay forward no exactly we're in New York City we're not in South Carolina we should do the opposite of the Tik Tock Trend which is do you want a dollar or double it and pass it on do you want $10 you want me to cut it in half and pass it on we get we'd get the $5 that's a Starbucks that's a latte we should do homeless bones where we just go up to homeless people and be like dude what's your bone it's G to be the same thing I don't got enough drugs [ __ ] I'm here illegally and they gave me a cell phone and a hotel room and Dr [ __ ] all right what's the next mod this is a fun one from migs uh glad ver you didn't have to say that Jesus hard ass uh this is well actually his full name is Miguel but he goes by migs he's from Tiana Mexico H what I got Babble I'm learning Spanish S nobe no oo oo nobe sinks I like that sink watch your hand in the S uh Mig Miguel has a bone to pick with people that have a handicap license play on a massive like monster truck vehicle your truck is lifted 5T from the ground what's your handicap cuz you certainly need legs to get up in that thing no arms no mental health there's no reason for you to have this plus it takes up more than one parking spot okay here's the deal that's clearly a family member of the handicap that's clearly a head of a cartel that got shot in the spine yeah yeah dude that's a good Point like those trucks you got to like jump in yeah the only car you should have if you're handicapped is a minivan that should be a law you should have a minivan that's it you get a little Minivan and it has some type of thing that get you in and out quick well let me ask you something if you get a handicap sticker do you get family member ones too not usually no you get you only get one I think you get two I think you get one per car house one per handicap the most yeah you get one po handicap one one per handicap yeah dude first of all the handicap that handicap sticker I couldn't handle it one time I took I I parked a handicap in Target one no you I couldn't handle it I couldn't handle it I was circling around no no there was there was seven empty ones and nobody's ever in them and I [ __ ] couldn't take I want to say this I did it once they they have too many they've put too many handicap spots that's what listen they got too many people it wasn't one or two it wasn't one or two they had six of them at Target and nobody's ever in them yeah nobody's ever in them you know no you know and I just one time I Circ and circleing circling I tried and I go n that's it I'm doing it and I did it once I'm not going to lie it felt good but then I never did it again I felt bad dud listen here's the deal the deal with this if you have a if you have a [ __ ] truck that you have to be craned into you can't you don't you shouldn't have a handicap sticker handicap you should it should be a minivan a small little car something sensible something sensible something that looks like somebody handicapped would need to drive that's hilarious I want to know what type of handicap that guy is too I know right that's a scam my mom has a handicap sticker because she is handicapped and she still doesn't like it she still doesn't like the parking them if she can avoid it she's like I don't want to take it away from somebody who might need it more take the spot what is considered handicapped now can they do it's considered handicap a limp if you have a [ __ ] limp well you can get a temporary one if you have surgery but if you want to get it like actually on your plate you got to have like medical record to the DMV oh okay so you got to have like a you got to have a problem okay yeah yeah you got to have a [ __ ] problem yeah yeah yeah yeah this guy this guy doesn't have a problem he spending money on a truck this guy's got why don't you spend money on a better wheelchair Hydraulics yeah W yeah you should you should have to just get a a souped up wheelchair not a [ __ ] oh he's got a he's got a for Raptor this little [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I would I'd respect it though if it if the whole thing slower down then rolled out I'd be like this guy deserves it yeah yeah if the truck could low her down but that's a big [ __ ] truck that's a great bone dude in the truck for what are you loading stuff in the back yeah yeah that's great guys you know video bone video bone video bone let's go I like the picture already this is the first time we've ever had an animal on the on the front I would if the animal Talked oh dude I would [ __ ] you know what I hate I hate dogs I [ __ ] think dogs I hate when this [ __ ] doesn't change my litter box I would [ __ ] leave this [ __ ] suck is bitching about cat here all the time I'm a cat what' you expect you got me you [ __ ] idiot get a limp brush just shut your [ __ ] face this is coming from this is coming from Christy and I would like to yeah lick my ass you know what I hate [ __ ] these pillows I gotta I got to pick him with my claws for half hour every time I want to get comfortable Christy I want to say this is uh I don't like to talk about the bones in advance but I just want to shout out Christy for the amount of effort that was put into this and I'm so excited for you guys to see this bone here we go we got Christy coming in with her video bone hey guys big fan patreon members since the beginning I don't want my big fat face on camera so instead this is my cat Albert who also apparently doesn't want his fat face on camera uh real quick throwaway bone people that turn their engines off at every stoplight what are you doing what do you think you're saving knock it off and get out of the way can you pause for a second pause all right honey listen listen it's not that people turn their engines off it's new in cars because you mean the hybrids got to it it shuts the engine off automatically my truck will just shut off at a red light yeah it just sh it doesn't shut off it just whatever it does but you have a hybd idles it automatically idles you no you have a hybrid it go it shut the engine idles and then when you step when you undo the brake it goes back on but it's a a feature I don't know how to get in and shut it off right it's a thing where it's like in the menu you got to go in but she's not saying that though no every no the it's a new thing with cars oh okay I hate it ours has it and it sucks yeah it's a pain in the ass it's and I don't like I shut it off once and then they took the car in and it was back on and I don't know where it is but I I agree it's a pain for the people that have it too because you don't know how to get it offs has a button but it's still annoying as hell like you just hit a button on the the dash mine just does it automatically because I have a new truck all right here's the here's the real bone from christe now onto the real bone okay reenactment bone what happens to me just about every day on the way wait wait holy [ __ ] wait oh my god oh we're at another level of B oh my God this is unbelievable buddy this is where the show dude she did a project she did a school project this is great she [ __ ] got a she a a drun she got a Hot Wheels get better oh good I can't take it anymore all right so we got a two-lane road here this is me freezing up and what do I see here wait wait stop stop stop she's the handicapp in the truck the [ __ ] Mexicans talking about M oh [ __ ] oh God God a big line of cars all on top of each other passing's legal just pass if they're going too slow they're obviously going too slow look at this line of carsbody pass somebody pass no it's left to me now I've got to pass all of these people where did you get the road where did you get the road it's a correct road to it's the dotted line so you can B this is the perfect video dude here dud not only that can you look at the detail the yellow lines how many how many she had to cut dude look how many she had the cart you know how bad that cat wants to ruin that [ __ ] it hasn't here's bonus wow look at the front of this line it's a goddamn hot rod are you kidding me a hot rod I say if I can pass all these cars at one time I get to have this car that's great man bravo bravo with the video bone Bravo listen that was that's the first our fans never cease to amaze me godamn it the best they always come up with I mean she just did a model project for us dude listen to me dude that should be that should be that dude that that's a that's like MythBusters what's name that's christe christe the fact that you cut those yellow little lines in the road that many pasta what was that I think they were like little kid building blocks oh they were little blocks you how great it would be if she didn't even have a kid she just went to Five Below and bought all this stuff dude I wish she would have shown her face so we could have [ __ ] shouted her out or done something on her Instagram that was fantastic unbelievable 100% dude let me tell you something you're there there's a I'm gonna explain this to people so you know for all you drivers there's the left lane that's the passing Lane it's the fast lane you can go a little fast even the cops will let you go at least 10 miles over the speed limit in the left lane if yoga Slowpoke you stay in the right lane well she's talking about a two lane where there's the dotted lines where you know you can have passing Lanes she's talking about going to the other side of the lane pass absolutely it's called the passing the red the yellow dotted is for passing so when ainka and a brand new Corvette or some [ __ ] fancy cars taking his time cuz oh [ __ ] him [ __ ] him you pass everybody should pass this guy [ __ ] got to pass I wish the end of that was just him that she bought a little tree and that car was smashed there was a little cigarette smoke coming up from the tree and there was an arm and a head sticking out of the [ __ ] car I would pass him and and speak I even if the cop pulled me up yeah I go dude the guy was holding people up dude you know I don't get in that right lane no I'm not I'm in the left lane yeah I'm in the left lane all the time I also want to point out chrisy that she didn't even bring this up but look at the detail in this look right look way up ahead there's a here there's a car showing far enough away to make the pass pass she madean this the most perfect anatomically correct situation should work for the DMV it's not anatomically but yes sure anatomically I think his body Mike we have to we have to list this one I think that's where it's come from right we have to list this as one of the top ones not to correct you you know what I mean you have to list this as one of the top ones of the year yeah this is a this is up for bone of the year yeah I mean godamn good bone fan bone video bone great episode thank you guys so much first of all thanks for being a member of the patreon I want to thank all you patreon if you're not a me member of the patreon you just listen to us go to patreon.com bonick cast right and for our YouTube channel guys all you guys have to do is go to our YouTube hit the Subscribe button okay comment rate the show it takes us to the top and the show keeps moving up because of you guys and see us if you haven't got tickets yet May 11th that's right at the Earl red clay Comedy Festival first live one ever ever we're doing a live bone to pick we're doing some comedy we're doing the bone to pick we're going to have fan bones maybe even a video I don't know we have we have video bones we we might we could yeah actually we can I just found out yesterday that we have we can have a screen great let's get a screen let's do a video bone let's get it going let's do it yep absolutely and for my dates go to Paul ver.com and Robert Kelly live.com or punch up. live to watch my special for free and all my dates are up there too Mike inmon head.com you guys are the best fans in the world thank you so much for the YouTube thank you for the patreon and all the social media make sure you follow us on social media on everything bone Tock cast we'll see you guys next week on a bone to pick podcast [Music]

Channel: Bone to Pick Podcast

Views: 9,682

Keywords: ticketmaster, livenation, live sports, yoga, public yoga, public fails, hippy, liberal, libtard, comedy

Id: 49HQb5q4Gws

Length: 48min 51sec (2931 seconds)

Published: Mon May 06 2024