KT #663 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

[Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] w [Music] hey this is redm coming to you live from the comedy Mothership here in Austin Texas for a brand new episode of kill Tony get up [Applause] [Music] for who's ready for the best [ __ ] night of their lives huh [Applause] [Music] huh [ __ ] yeah you did it you made it you did it you're at the number one live podcast in the world kill Tony brought to you by talk space and Squarespace speaking of space the great red band's here ladies and gentlem up so much taking up space how exciting how about a hand for the best goddamn band in the land huh ra valo Carlos Sosa Fernando Castillo Nachos Bell Grande Michael Gonzalez on the drums wow Eli Menendez Eli Menendez this is a [ __ ] sounds like a m migraine bus Matt muing on the electric and the Great and Powerful D Madness on the bass guitar you guys are here on a really special night before we get started here's a little bit more from The Amazing sponsors that made it all possible for you [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] the Sunset Strip comedy club in Austin Texas is now open check out Red Band Secret show every Thursday go to sunsetstrip atx.com for [Music] tickets you guys ready to start tonight's episode or [Applause] what well well well you know one of the things that I love about this show and I always say this not always but sometimes I do a little brag slash proud moment which is like you know I I think we were one of the first ones to really shove Tim Dylan in front of everybody and shove Shane Gillis in front of everybody and really like proudly feature these guys before the whole world knew about them um we're doing it again another great top young Rising comedian in the world with a brand new special out called gaslit and also joining him he is indeed the reigning defending Undisputed undefeated 2023 guest of the Year ladies and gentlemen this is aash singing Dr Bill [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] he is Dr fil Dr fil Dr fil he goes by Dr [Applause] Phil oh yeah oh yeah he's back in the flesh for the first time since New Year's Eve yeah baby we're back feeling good Dr Phil starting his own network running a media Empire High a lot going on we've missed you since New Year's Eve what's going on uh well uh Heath quars gave me HPV a couple weeks ago just by hugging him so guess we'll figure that out it was a magical magical two nights in an arena you got a guest of the Year awarded by another impostor Dr Phil who sent in a video gifting you guest of the year that was weird it's a great time I haven't been that fired up since Cool Running came out on DVD raise your hand if you've seen Cool Runnings raise your hand if you've never seen a black person [Applause] [Music] deep somebody needs we'll be right back had to there it is the way Dem manness raises his hand is very suspicious by the way I don't know if you guys noticed that you might need a little coaching on that D yeah you got any sound effects for the weird salute red B yeah you don't have to by the way no okay oh yeah he does not Akash Singh has a brand new special on YouTube gaset Akash Singh comedy on YouTube the one hour special aash and I have been doing standup together for 17 years we used to do and Adam we used to all do [ __ ] coffee shops juicy places or smoothie places not juicy juicy we used to do juicy places too have been a Juicy Couture department store yeah we basically have done all of the worst gigs you can imagine and here we are now sold out MSG twice give it up for this man right here [ __ ] let's go [ __ ] yeah one of the kings of New York landed there uh 911 20 2 uh we're going to have a lot of fun tonight you guys have both done the show multiple times I have another special announcement tonight 259 people 259 it could be a record I'm not exactly sure I don't think we've ever actually kept count but 259 in crowded in a bar across the street right now hoping that one of the young uh Buck uh producers runs over there and yells their name then they get held backstage until it is their time I'm going to pre-pull a name now a very lucky name and wow they are wrangling that person we will get the show started you know how it works they get 60 seconds their time is up and you're the sound of a kitten that means they have to [ __ ] how do you [ __ ] this up how why are you hitting other buttons before that [ __ ] thing dude it's unbelievable God you have the easiest job on planet Earth it's a [ __ ] the kitten button the same soundboard that you've been hitting for 11 [ __ ] years this you hear at 60 seconds you hear the sound of a kitten wow impressive that means you have to wrap it up then or else you bring out the angry West Hollywood bear there it is and then I interview them and we find out more about them and uh I'm excited Tony Dr Phil the guest of the Year 2023 is here well hey you guys made it easy you're the best comedy fans in the [ __ ] World I'll just say that much right now and you [ __ ] know what it [Music] is okay were you excited what are you smoking right now player just tooting on a cigar just chewing on a cigar aren't you supposed to smoke it they won't let you well not with that attitude yeah you got to [ __ ] believe in yourself ladies and gentlemen getting tonight's show started with a brand new minute one of our new regulars on the show an absolute Phenom he's in tight Quarters on this show but if you ever see this guy on a big stage doing standup it is a sight to see but this right now is a brand new minute from our very own Casey [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] rocket hell yeah all right cool yeah very good sorry I'm late guys uh police caught me playing Roller Coaster Tycoon again uh [ __ ] up part is I don't have a computer all right six people died all right hell yeah very cool Sorry to the victims all right we're doing good hell yeah God it's been a tough week I'm such a little brat I uh my parents tried to send me to adult military school recently so aka the Coast Guard all right this is a Navy crowd all right hell yeah love that God okay cool got myself on that one I uh God I had a lot of crazy friends growing up uh my best friend his name was Mark McKenna and he used to take a bunch of Aderall and play Red Dead Redemption and he would just skin horses for like nine hours and I would just watch him save the pelts big boy and uh all right I'll leave it there thank you I'm Casey rocket all right all right the wild world of casy Rocket has graced us yet again Casey another brand new minute you look fantastic tonight this is a new look for you just trying to dress up thank you guys so much an absolutely adorable bundle of Charisma you are the ultra likable Casey rocket Dr Phil you ever seen anything quite like a Casey rocket no this is my first time seeing it live you're dressed like fzy Bear's agent but I love your but your energy is palpable I don't know how are you on anything or is this just all a zest for Life zest for life I was in small claims court for the roller coaster thing yeah oh I don't think anybody in here doesn't believe that are you a big roller coaster guy Casey I built a whole park and it yeah it collapsed trying to save money I used aluminum w w Red Band redeemed himself yeah red band Redemption there we go come on now [ __ ] I was there that's what it is very good fantastic uh Casey I noticed she came out with a briefcase tonight yeah well Okay I uh we talked about it you if you weren't here last week I been a receptionist for the law offices of tarlo and tarlo for shout out shout out tarlo and tarlo and they were kind enough to represent me during my civil case so I didn't have anywhere to put this this is this is what I brought to court um this is kind of embarrassing I guess I could show you a couple things that were in it oh that'd be great uh okay so these are just stuff that was going to help my case perfect red manand this is stuff I was small claims court it was like five or six million uh and so they said bring some stuff that you think would help with your case so I brought a shower cap and um Blu-ray of shudder Island oh wow and if you're not much of a reader paperback of shudder Island wow I got some uh let's see I got some head shots these are kind of nice it's just kind of me looking kind of handsome big boy lroy big boy lroy oh my goodness your honor could your honor you really think I could do something like that that's what I thought that does not look like the face of a man that would build a theme park out of aluminum that's what I said you could tell they didn't believe me a head shot of character actor John Hawks I don't know if that was going to help it was kind of like an alternative suspect thing it's like no one knows where John Hawks was when it happened and they didn't really buy it there's a bunch of [ __ ] cassettes this is a heart cassette is that the Paul Simon oh is that the sound Johnny Cash it's mostly cassettes in here I think I see the soundtrack to Shutter Island in there that's absolutely right it's funny you bring that up Guth Brooks famed soundtrack to shudder Island director scut wow was uh yeah I think that was Rodeo was the song they played over the the beginning tracks wow this is just some stuff that I've been kicking around in court lately so I love it have you thought about taking a gel Blaster into the courtroom with you gel Blaster you say yeah actually I have gel Blaster is actually one of the better things to take into court huh it's funny you bring that up Joel huh let's follow follow me here may I may I present to you the Riff attorney Joe Joe Blaster this is how I would defend it ladies and gentlemen of the Court gel Blaster BL Aster Aster AR Aster hereditary hereditary Terry P teres Burger urer hold on give me time damn it ER G scary cow not cow cow ow hurt has anyone been hurt by my client [Laughter] here very cool you have the craziest brain I've ever heard of you are great at what you do thank you and no one else does that that is for sure the Riff attorney can you imagine being in a in a in a court of law and hearing an attorney go Burger urer you know what I mean I mean Case Closed your honor it is Burger urer that's my new screen name on Xbox Live incredible always putting on a big show always with some fun things I cannot wait to see what you do at the LA forum and of course Madison Square Garden Nights coming up they're not ready oh yeah I'm excited about the future with the great Casey rocket thank you guys so fun hell yeah ladies and gentlemen and so it has begun Casey showing us what a wild minute looks like these those guys have to do it every week not easy oh wow look it's the lovely Heidi everybody make some noise for Heidi everyone a little something for the incels on YouTube right [Music] now uh and so we move on to the bucket you guys know how this works this is where anything can happen this is where we find great talent it's also where we uh where we meet crazy people some of them don't prepare we find out everything we can about them you guys get it let's get it started your first bucket full of the night goes by the name of Brett O'Brien everybody here we go 60 seconds from Brett O'Brien [Music] um I was watching that show my 600 lb life and before the lady got on the scale to weigh herself she took off her shoes like that's the issue your Crocs I'm pretty sure it's your moose heart then her dog started chewing on her shoe she was like damn it biscuit I was going to eat [Laughter] that uh no actually I weighed myself after sex the other day and I was heavier which I thought was strange I'm like there's no way there's half a pound of [ __ ] in my ass right now all right thank you guys wow a great set 59 seconds on the dot for Brett obrian fantastic my friend you've been on this show before yep I've been and it has not gone that well before not that you're getting better getting better how long you been on stand up now um almost 5 years almost 5 years and how long have you been in Austin uh like almost okay where were you doing it before that um Dallas that's right there you are so you're getting better here in Austin you're doing a lot of spots trying to do a lot of spots grinding you know uh-huh absolutely what do you do for a living again I'm in uh software sales okay yeah right ladies yeah yeah that checks out Dr Phil what do you think about this guy well your name's Brent Brett all right take it easy Jesus [ __ ] Christ trying to get to know you Brent Brett Brett Brett you hit the comedy Trifecta topics for me okay fat jokes check [ __ ] jokes got him dog joke you nailed it uh which one did you write first cuz You Came Out Swinging really funny great timing misdirection uh did you write are you like a come joke guy first or is it like did you have the come in your butt and then the joke came yeah yeah I've always you know what I'm trying to ask yeah K has always been at the heart of my ACT uh for real do you have a plethora of [ __ ] jokes it's a fun topic not as much as I would like but have you ever have you ever come inside of a fat dog good question Tony how about how's that for a trifecta Dr Phil save it for the save it for the roast in Los Angeles no no there's no roast there's no roast we're on the air right now if there was one specifically said don't mention the [ __ ] roast it's okay comes out and he's doing the Dr Phil roast sorry surprised I'm doing a roast to Dr Phil in La who's going to [ __ ] go raise your hand I'll give you a free ticket tonight can I can I plug that that would be an honor okay great I'm doing yeah well you were already on it you told me yeah okay impro and here we go and here we go you got a sound effect to save this [ __ ] right now red man yeah right maybe a [ __ ] cat that's not a cat there we go all right uh so Brett uh when's the last time you were on the show how long ago was that about um it was a year ago with Adam Ray or with yeah Adam Ray y okay uh and so how's your life changed in the past year what are some things that you're doing with your life other than standup comedy um what has changed well I interviewed for a promotion the other day I bombed the interview that's not Chang dude that's the same shitty life twice yeah yeah where one failed interview closer um so we're you know yeah where do you work again um a software company that's right is there her name for it's called ninja one ninja one yes is it run by an Asian guy it's not run by an Asian guy we just look up to him a lot okay and what do you do for them that you're trying to get promoted uh I uh I do cold calls okay yeah wow can you give us an example of what a cold call from you sounds like sure thing here we go my phone's ringing hello hey it's uh Brett with Ninja one Jesus what are you why do you sound like you're outside of my window right now scared yes how can I help you what then what's a ninja one ninja one what yes not [ __ ] it's getting scarier I'll call you back I'm sorry I'm sorry I had you on the speaker phone the whole time [ __ ] can I try can I try yeah yeah can I try one yeah here you go it's ringing what's up Phil hey hey Doc it's Brett with Ninja one oh what's up Brett yeah you called last night but I told you to [ __ ] off what's up you still got buckets of come in your butt what's going on and seene see you [ __ ] damn Dr Phil cold as ice you might have you you might have to put that promotion on hold Playboy it's a hot lead for me so you're trying to get a promotion what else what do you do for fun Brett you you very very very dark dmer energies to you you're holding on to that microphone like you're strangling a woman um I frequent rainy at night you know looking for oh no oh no I'm just kidding um no what do I do for fun I play golf I go out and drink at bars and okay drinking normally go for you you seem like the kind of guy that would close it up close it up um yeah I locked the doors funny funny no it ends um with me getting drunk and um usually that's about it you get home you think damn it man you blew it you blew it B it no luck with the ladies um I my girlfriend dumped me like a month ago what did she say she dumped you how did she dump you text in person in person um how did she do that did she come to your place you go to hers you meet she came over um what did she say exactly let's Replay that phone call hand me the phone Red Band hit me with the jingle it was in person yeah oh hey baby why'd you call me I'm in the living room yeah sorry um what's up yeah [ __ ] wait and she broke up with him so how did she break up with you Dr Phil it really helps I'm not here give me my phone back burger urger burger urger yeah burger urger um gives me a lot of material for the upcoming roast of Dr Phil I can't wait for you to do it it's a real thing stop laughing trying to Brett's trying to pour his heart out so she broke up with you yes yeah she broke up with you so are you guys sitting in the living room uh no front door just basically she was on a mission I imagine so you cracked the door what did she say exactly um I was I think we we were going to just hang out and she was like um she came over with like a lot of my stuff so I figured like that's uh how long have you two been together before um like two years okay she came over with some stuff and what did she say exactly I need space um I want to just be on my own uh that type of thing Jesus Christ red something about another guy sound board um okay and what did you say like what this is kind of hell lady yeah I just said why what did I was it something I did you know what I mean she was like no you know the [ __ ] like I just want to be by myself cuz she uh I graduated in 21 and she graduated like two years later so she's still with her family and like I was trying to talking about moving together and she was like I know I'm not ready for that right what what sort of stuff of yours did she bring by like what jackets shoes artifacts of clothing artifacts yeah clothing artifacts the F who describes clothes like that yeah I don't know if that's even how you say that [ __ ] weird articles of clothing articles that's a whole different word an artifact of clothing would be your king Tutt mummy hat something like that yeah she brought my old chalice that's how I knew it was over yeah [Laughter] uh have you have you followed her on Facebook is she like seeing anybody have you have you tried to stalk her I mean I know the answer to that but have you tried yeah she's uh she's she's laying low even under the radar you think so I you don't think she's getting pounded out by another guy right now at this very moment I'd hope I'd like to hope not did you notice that it made you funnier there's a thing in comedy where a lot of people say that heartbreak makes comedians funnier did you write these joke the 600 lb life joke how old is that like 6 months it's old okay how about the uh ass full of [ __ ] yeah I've been I've been sitting on those for a minute how he got over his breakup I think yeah have you written any new jokes since the breakup um let me think yeah I think so yeah why don't you try one um I don't understand why people are so afraid to die alone [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] cuz if you're not dying alone you're dying with like a group of people in a mass tragedy think I'd much rather die alone wow there's a little more did you get a little joke book last time you were on the show um no I got big joke book and then Secret show I've been on this is my fourth time right yeah I'd love to have you back on the secret show Thursday thank you there you go Brad o one door another door opens you can catch him at the secret show wearing artifacts of clothing this podcast is sponsored by talkspace May is mental health awareness month in talkspace the leading virtual therapy for berer is encouraging people to talk it out in therapy opening up to a therapist might be uncomfortable 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a website or domain that is squarespace.com killtony and like that it moves on we have another bucket pull uh Make some noise for Sherry vasi ladies and gentlemen Sherry vasi oh hell [Applause] [Laughter] yeah yay I am originally from Iran I'm kidding I'm kidding stop it stop it there are no terrorist women come on did you forget two seconds ago Gil that means that means celebrate you know just don't do it in the [Laughter] airport yeah you know this um idea of covering yourself up in the Middle East is called hijab and in Austin it's called song yeah let's Keep Austin Weird yeah so my uh pronouns in the Middle East are which translates to shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] there's more there's more or I will Stone you I need some rocks Where is cam Patterson [Applause] yeah so um you know as a as a m or whether I bomb or I am the bomb it's a win-win there you go Sherry the Segi coming in hot wow that was so much better than I expected it to be when I first saw you walk out I'm like oh [ __ ] this is going to be wacky and weird but I didn't think it would be fantastic that was a good set I love it you the bomb bomb part at the end little bit you know a little bit easy for compared to the rest of your set but it was fantastic Sherry how long you been on standup um this uh last time since uh last May but I used to do standup years ago uh AOS how does it feel to have your grandmother up here I I swear to God I felt like my mom was up there I got so happy you see me smile I have one question when you came out and you said boo to the audience you screamed at one guy boo did you mean to say Jew that's what I've been trying to figure out I think you misspoke I think you missed a punch I don't take sides you are something else how long you been in America uh since 78 before you were born that is true that is true how old were you in 78 uh 13 okay and where did you guys move to uh Northern California I went to high school there then went to school in Fresno State and you've only been doing it for a year U I used to do stand up from 97 to 2003 and then and it was a little bit too messed up up here so I needed to step back and kind of clean upan and and what do you mean by that this is Dr Phil he can help you perhaps you've heard of Dr Phil cuz we're all a little messed up upstairs you know and I talk about that in my book we've got issues we've all we've all been knocked down and we're trying to get up again who said that jum W but you got it you're never going to keep him down so so Sherry uh when you're not dressing like a Sesame Street character do you have uh do you have hobbies how do you keep your head clean of negative thoughts I I meditate I got therapy I took classes what kind of classes um spiritual classes like what um regression past life regression and stuff like that okay so it was all in the past life you've had some childhood trauma and whatnot yeah was this all before you moved to America or was it probably when when I was in my mom 's womb yeah oh okay your mom's womb yeah right how long have you been doing standup uh since last May right you just started uh kind of but I used to do standup years ago in Iran uh no no okay well where the [ __ ] did you start standup Sherry in LA in La great well you're very funny thank you do you what what's your writing process like um I talk to myself um uh during the day and then stuff downloads and I write it because her husband doesn't allow her to read or write so she has to talk to herself that was funny okay granny that's cool so so all uh your material comes from Wow Tony you might you might get a spot on the secret show for that joke uhoh uhoh the roof oh wait we can't any higher cuz the ceilings are so high it's high enough for Sherry to fly a Boe 747 into [Laughter] it so Sherry I love it are you married no you're single you're just a [ __ ] Iranian [ __ ] Mountain cougar just out here I love it try to get to the younger guys yeah oh yeah is that what you like how young we talking like Heath ctis or like uh or like you know Jean Wilder by the way I think you stole that jacket from that is show I'm I'm I'm deflecting I'm I'm envious come with me and you'll be in a world of your imagination take a look and you'll see Iranian Sher yeah Dr Phil running it into the end zone 2023 reigning defending guest of the year I think I think there's a lot of good stuff coming your way you're you you're uh you know cuz it's a nerve-wracking thing to come up here no part of you shaking you're poised you [ __ ] grab that mic you woed everybody was rooting for you right out of the gate so I don't know I'm excited to see where you're do have a natural stage presence it is incredible for only a year it's unbelievable have you done other things on on a stage before performance- wise I did a little bit of um acting when I was in LA of course and okay were you in anything we'd recognize perhaps uh uh one of the uh Al-Qaeda terrorist videos uh maybe the mother of an Al-Qaeda terrorist okay you can play that yeah there's movies there's a Hallmark movie waiting to happen I love your style it is absolutely incredible um so what else do you do for fun what does a lady like Sher do um I try to walk in the morning I you're like to have a boyfriend you're such a sweet little thing you'd like to have a boyfriend are you on any of the apps or anything like that no I don't like dating I guess maybe that's the problem so like your last like hangout or hookup how long ago was that what was the situation there um you went only uh it's been a while you're a Kos type been a while it may brown guys only for me to recognize what the junk looks like yeah oh [ __ ] oh hell yeah well I'm not going to take my penis out but but I think I think no I think you know it's one of those things like riding a bike I think once you got back into it you'd be like I remember that there were two balls you know saggy saggy oh yeah now what is your ideal guy you said younger but do you need like a physically fit guy cuz some girls earen a dad bods right I like tall skinny white ooh vegan vegan yeah vegan why is that part of the [ __ ] because I'm a vegan oh my goodness I know I know you think you're going to find a full grown vegan boy tall muscular I want someone better than me you want someone what better than me a that's sweet my standards are kind of so let me ask you something cuz you have it all together here but seems like you have to do a lot and uh you know a lot of different things to keep your mental health proper which is a very common thing amongst funny people um have you ever when's the last time you ate meat um this last round about two years ago and did that do anything to your brain did you feel better for a second there eating what you're supposed to eat as a human being on planet Earth boy somebody listens to Joe Rogan huh listens listens he's right right though meat is better it helps your body okay and I talk about that in chapter 11 meat helps your body suck a [ __ ] from time to time and see what your see what your brain comes up with that's chapter 12 and 13 I'm not completely off meat oh so you'll eat some meat when when I have a boyfriend oh so have a boy okay look out okay now that we're here how do you start you're in the bedroom what's your first move for real cuz there might be a guy out there listening right now now it's like I need to know if Sherry means business I need to know if heavy petting is involved if anal is first base or third base where do you like to start Sherry take me through it we got time a nice dinner yeah I'm already out so I think that there's yeah you lost me at food and taking you for [ __ ] that I got to pay for no I'm joking oh [ __ ] you Sherry we have a guy we have a guy on the line right now that uh wants to say something perhaps an eligible bachelor let's see has to say I love hemp protein it's one of my favorite proteins for we sell it on it we sell hemp protein how about that guy he never calls in either that was special he the owner of the club Joe Rogan talking about how he loves hemp protein oh okay okay not impressed my guess is he's not tall enough for Sherry tall order well Sherry I just came out with these Dr Phil hoodies uh that you guys can get wherever Dr Phil hoodies are sold which is only one spot they say we'll be right back on the back and I only I only give to people that I uh connect with so I want you to put that on and just live your best life [Music] than because because uh you know and uh and once you find that special someone you you can use it to clean up uh the mess you know but but I like your mojo and I actually I'm truly fired up to see where your comedy career goes cuz you're fearless and that's what you need player thank always say I love the different shapes and sizes and ages and the variety of people we get you know all types of different artifacts of people that we get up here and uh I love love love that you signed up for the show and came out with your explosive energy tonight that was fantastic thank you here's a big joke bug wo wo I can kick too yeah God Cherry making me wish I was a little bit taller and I love it how loud can this place get for the great Sherry bed thank you Sherry [Applause] amazing wow ladies and gentlemen we have a special treat for you right now a very very special treat before there were golden ticket winners on this show you know it still exists did the show started 11 years ago and I think it was about jeez 6 seven8 years ago we found this guy probably closer to seven or eight years ago we pulled this man out of the bucket maybe longer was in the belly room I remember that very clearly and uh he went on he's been on to great success uh sells out theaters all around the [ __ ] world he was originally just literally one of the best bucket pulls ever from way back in the day I told him you're going to be a star not nothing can stop you and he's nice enough to Grace us with a brand new minute for the first time in absolute many years ladies and gentlemen you know him from America's Got Talent and so many other great things make some noise for the great preacher [Applause] [Music] Lawson all right all right all right all right thank you thank you uh I think that women avoid eye contact with dudes cuz if they look at us for like two seconds we just assume they like us you have one second and you got to get out of there ladies 1 1,000 go save yourself cuz in a man's brain we like 1 1,000 to you're like a dream come true that's what we think you got to go it's so funny if a woman looks at a man for two seconds we like oh she want it but if a man looks at another man for 2 seconds we like you trying to fight bro who you looking at for two seconds unless they're gay but you know if they're gay or not because their chin is down right you can tell that's the giveaway right there same rules apply 1 1000 whoa hey whoa whoa yeah I've never had a boyfriend in my life I don't even know why I told y'all that but I haven't had one I haven't had a gay roommate one time he didn't say he was gay but I seen him on grinder I was like you gay Mano what you doing on here man what you doing that's the last time we playing twister my name is prey godamn yeah yeah godamn a legend of the game yeah my man the great preacher Lawson with a new one hour special my name is preacher out on YouTube right now youtube/ pracher Lawson it is so [ __ ] cool to have you back here man thanks for having me this is awesome man I appreciate it man this is awesome you're gangster baby yeah this is does so funny it's crazy man after shows people like you got to go on kill Tony I was like I was on there like four times why would I go back I didn't know y'all were doing stadiums how long ago was your debut on kill Tony oh man 2016 2016 so about eight years yep amazing that's crazy and I remember it like it was yesterday you were by far one of the best bucket pools we ever had at the time and I remember just going you're going to be a star this is it and then you went you [ __ ] did it it was incredible yeah man I appreciate it thanks man I appre yeah it was awesome you just have that Natural Touch back then we had no uh male regulars it was a thing that we cuz there was no females that were signing up back then so we made all the women uh regulars and so wasn't even an option to have a male regular at the time or a golden ticket winner we didn't have that built into the format of the show yet we were lucky to have [ __ ] you know funny 250 some people signing up but back then it was maybe 20 30 Max at times but we found you and you went on to fulfill the prophecy what else is going on in life preacher I don't know man I'm just touring right now I'm uh just touring and auditioning man doing this you know La thing man you know the place you love you know oh yeah no I do I do love La I I could never live there again yeah but it's fun to visit and uh it mean you know a lot of sentimental value to me I left a lot of artifacts there uh and yeah I'm pumped about life how's Texas been treating you preacher uh I was on a a bird yesterday someone threw water on me when I was yeah that was weird I think they thought it was funny like out of a cup yeah I was just I was on a bird and I was like you know this is going to be cheaper than the Uber and then someone was like what about water and they just threw it God damn well I was trying to get your attention and you wouldn't turn around I said preacher I remember you from the comy store and you said [ __ ] you old man and I was like well here comes the water [ __ ] hope you're not a gremlin that's exactly what I said now preacher I first saw I first what go ahead a cup of water it's crazy to think how far we've come from the fire hoses back in the day oh man Dr Phil go ahead I interrup that's all you Tony I'm good right here yep anyways with a z um preacher I first saw you at the comedy store and I was like this [ __ ] guy's funny he's likable and he's pushing the envelope and then you did a backflip when did how are you always have you always been so uh flexed I don't know what I'm trying I'm turned on what what are you uh when did you get so I've been I've been black my whole life than I was going to say thank you I was going to say that was crazy yeah Dr Phil Dr Phil trying to distance himself from my racist fire hose joke go straight in now can you explain to us how you do a backflip how is it humanly possible that someone with your skin color can go around hipping and hopping around you're going to make my mustache fall off Tony that was more racist than the fire hose thing it was it was but how is the your people are able to jump so [Laughter] high we'll be right black [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wo I mean that we could just end the show can't we I'm like I think yo but for real uh when did you know you could jump that high when no but but for real because you know I'm not athletic so I I'm just I'm jealous you know like when to even Wars to can you teach me how to shoot a basketball you're putting words in my mouth Tony okay I'll put something in your mouth and you know what it is oh [Applause] [Music] man okay well let's let's change topics then um you're special uh what's it called again it's called my name is preacher that's right did you forget what was that it's the easiest special name to remember my name is preacher I want to know why you named it that um why you called your special my name is preacher I I named it my well first off it's my name right I know that and then and yeah I just think that that's what it ENC capsules my name but is there a joke uh yeah I do a joke about it do a joke I do a joke about my name being preacher right yeah great it's great branding it is great brand well it's a tough thing to title something like that like for we've got issues I just go I said well what are we all trying to overcome issues and who's trying to overcome them we are right so maybe you guys can stop [ __ ] ganging up on me and just answer a simple [ __ ] question you highflying black guy now am I on a hidden camera show I'm about to [ __ ] bring out Sherry and [ __ ] her in front of everybody if you don't start if you don't start shaping up and shipping out I'm sorry preacher yeah you know I love you I'm just trying to [ __ ] you know I wanted you to you know share the love of your special I didn't know that was the actual do a fi book man a real B now is he sponsoring you what is this man yeah I had it made especially for this bit no this is a it's a real book pretty sure that I uh that I wrote so let's stick to the script player that's awesome man wait but uh how long you been doing stand up again uh 15 years 15 years it feels like yeah is there a time when it gets easier or is it just the grind of it always pretty consistent I feel like everything's always hard you know I feel if it's too easy I think I'm getting lazy you know what I mean so I completely agree I think a comedian is always in competition with themselves to get better and uh you know to try to impress an audience in a city that maybe saw you a year ago or a year and a half or whatever it is before you go back it's like that's the thing yeah cuz if you do the same jokes they're not coming back that's true that's true and uh you know you're [ __ ] killing it you're amazing it's such a special treat to have I love you point is for those of you that have been watching kill Tony forever It's the Return of breacher Lawson and for those of you that don't know go watch the 1 hour special my name is preacher out now on YouTube the man the myth the legend preacher Lawson so funny and we keep moving along hi this podcast is sponsored by mood you know summer plans can sometimes cause more stress than relaxation maybe you're planning a summer vacation and your juggling everyone's schedules that's where mood products come in a Mello THC high 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sad dude you know everything about porn is sad even the [ __ ] ads are sad click on a porn video the ad comes on are you horny and alone yeah why are you attacking me I'm using your website D it's the only business that does that like imagine went to McDonald's like oh you want a make chicken you fat [ __ ] like don't get it man all I'm saying is we're using their website you know they should be hyping us up click on the video like you ready to jerk off again like a winner a matter of fact I am thank you appreciate H than all right all right all right amazing what a fantastic minute Pedro Franco welcome to the show thank you this is your first time on the show correct yeah first time I would remember you you have a you have a whole thing to you yeah the the the couple weeks ago right two weeks I think uh Shane was drinking and I ran into him in the street remember that no you don't remember that why do people bring up random things I thought that's what you're talking about yeah I was hanging out with u a friend of mine do hold on just stop sorry you're saying that you ran into me and Shane on the street yeah it was super random yeah no it's not random sometimes we walk on the street too how would I remember you from the street did you say you did comedy or something no he was like uh he was going to drink and then me and my friend went with him cuz we were hanging out with hun that's what we're always doing yeah okay let's just stop that's what he meant I'm sorry no uh I was just saying welcome to the show thank you how long you been doing standup comedy uh 6 months 6 months funny all of it here in Austin yeah pretty much incredible you know it's it's funny because uh I always thought those ads before porn were like like crazy but I never really had an angle on it it's one of the first times in Forever where I can honestly say I'm kind of jealous of that bit like that's like kind of amazing it's right there on the surface but yeah what the [ __ ] those ads are crazy it we're blatantly horny and alone they don't got to like highlight that you know that's the whole thing yeah yeah it's it's like they're [ __ ] with us pretty are you overwhelmed with [ __ ] like no I'm about to jerk off it's pretty blatant that's a great take though that's what I'm saying is you have a very natural uh you know it's right there on the surface Brazilian porn is a teally one of my favorite categories it's but I I don't just type in Brazilian I need like layers so it's like Brazilian mom comes home early from Iraq to surprise Brazilian stepson who's watching you know like you know airbud 6 he gets bored so he you know [ __ ] Brazilian stepmom you know dot dot dot titties you know when did you move all right we'll Ed this out uh when did when did you move to America uh like uh 2016 I think i' been here nine years first impressions love it dude great place best country on planet Earth it is dude it is yeah yeah uh so uh do you do jiujitsu I did it for like two months and then I came to Austin I don't have time anymore right you're too busy swimming in [ __ ] what do you do uh when you're not doing standup comedy in Austin dude I just do this because like my Visa is up so I have to leave and that's true I have to leave you have to leave I got to leave in two months so I just been focusing on stand they're going to make you leave meanwhile I know it's ridiculous I know like I can leave and walk back in but I can't stay if you want on I know some guy named Adam Ray he might buy a hotel if you just tug it his heart appreciate it yeah I mean he's I don't think buying a hotel is going to help this problem it's not going to happen but I mean you can reach out you know it's going to be it's going to be on your bill the kicked in door by Ice that [ __ ] deports him God damn it I didn't think you'd put me down on incidentals [Laughter] too oh my God is there are are there Brazilian uh standup Comics like how do you figure out that this is something that you could do dude I don't know I just kind of like I always loved it and then I friend of mine like made me do it and I had a good time so have you seen American Comedy yeah who' you like who got your fired up Louis yeah yeah you're go [ __ ] yeah absolutely what do you do for a living how do you make money I work in uh rental cars rental cars yeah I don't want to say the name of the place cuz I I mean I'm leaving the country anyways I work for [ __ ] Enterprise leaving wow if they're not sponsoring me I don't give a [ __ ] you know yeah they're not going to do it yeah but that's what I do it's boring I don't like it just pays my bills pretty much yeah absolutely absolutely being broke hurts and I talk about that in my book we've got issues you need money to have fun go ahead Tony what's your love life like you're tall you're Brazilian I can't even imagine what's going on here single bro single if you're vegan I know a 90-year-old Iranian woman that [ __ ] I was listening the back I mean I need a marriage to stay so that would be that would [ __ ] work out wow let's [ __ ] do it tonight wow any can you [ __ ] imagine is there a uh is there any chance there's a uh what's it called is there an ordained Min is there an is there an ordained minister here where everybody's Point wait there's so many of them this is crazy welcome to Texas where everybody's like God bless this guy wait a second this guy who looks like a DJ in Grand Theft Auto you're a minister you got a badge or something I don't know you got your ID on you wait okay is Sherry still here is Sherry still here Sherry back there oh my [ __ ] god this could actually work she's kind of what he described or she described it is bro say you're a vegan dude say you're a vegan and she will open up every door and hole I swear to God we we we know you beat your meat but now you got to sneak your meat cuz if your wife finds out it's not the first time an Iranian woman's been in an arranged marriage by the way this is absolutely right on schedule we're going to tell her you're a Brazilian a and uh she might be down for this this is absolutely incredible we're waiting for Sherry can we get the uh little this guy puts the mini in Minister come on up here here com dude come on please welcome to the stage Shawn McVey the coach of the Los Angeles Rams this is wild this could be the first ever kill Tony he's a hot guy I'm sha mcgay right now Tony hey there you know what is this legal what's that is that legal I don't [ __ ] know dude we're just trying to have some fun wow what's up dog nice to meet you play your pleasure wow we found the Rainy Street serial killer everybody this is amazing absolutely incredible what's your name sir tall what is it tall tall wow that's ironic that's like the guy next to you his name being short and my name's hair hit me red B and my name's straight all [Applause] [Laughter] right here you go your name is tall that is incredible what do you do for work tall I work on a credit card you work on a what a credit card you work on a credit card yeah holy [ __ ] I'm in charge of getting people to sign up for a credit card there we go oh okay all right what what can you you probably can't say the company right Amazon wow incredible well you're about to probably get somebody a Visa here in a second it's incredible D Madness is seen enough you good to cleaning a house you good to D madness's middle name 2020 Vision By the way he asked me if I'm good at cleaning houses cuz I'm Latino did you hear that I thought you were a Portuguese you guys Latinos are you guys having your own podcast over there what the [ __ ] is going on stick with me ladies and gentlemen you know her you love her Make Some Noise again for Sher vedi ladies and gentlemen wow now Sherry you left such a [ __ ] impact on us that this is the very the extremely rare occasion in which we have somebody back on the show now this young man Pedro Franco right here this tall brown vegan um uh let yeah he let me just say I need you guys we don't have instant replay but I'm going to show you what Cherry did when she found out that he was vegan ready tell me you're vegan I'm vegan oh oh yeah that was hot keep going Sherry yeah I doing that wow amazing so um Sherry we're in a little bit of a situation because Pedro is from Brazil he's been here since 2016 and he needs to marry an American woman in order to get to stay in America now the the man next to you believe it or not his name is tall that might be a red [Music] flag and uh Sherry um the uh the the man next to you tall is an ordained minister so with that said uh Pedro I do believe now is the time to pop the question ask Sherry get down on one knee get down on one knee he's he's literally he got down on one knee he's still taller than [Laughter] tall it's incredible okay ladies and gentlemen here he is Pedro Franco Cherry will you help me stay in the greatest nation of the war I I believe I'm American enough that I could probably help you that's right there go let's go that's good that's tall what do you say do you pronounce them uh what do you just say do you yeah do you yeah hell yeah baby it let's go ladies and [Applause] gentlemen this is kill Tony [Applause] wow May treats come [Music] true dreams have come true here uh Sherry you are an instant kill Tony Legend uh Pedro you had a fantastic minute congratulations it looks like things may be going your way uh does she get to do the Secret Show for this [ __ ] literally trying to like think of something that we could do for her can she do the roast of Dr Phil would that be possible I'll fly to LA and you can do the roast of Dr you got to have someone do Sherry what's the longest set you've ever done um I can um oh I can do 15 to 20 minutes one of you letters open the show on Thursday all after fog get a chow why don't you come over to the secret show on Thursday you're going to open it up Sunset Strip Comedy Club what is it 8:00 p.m. oh my goodness gracious dreams are coming true here tall did you sign up for the show no okay good now there you go thank you tall thank you Sherry and thank you Pedro ladies and Pedro take one of these unbelievable unbelievable damn he catches like Cherry woo God damn what an episode what an episode so far and Now ladies and gentlemen the bucket pools have been so good that this is [ __ ] crazy it's time for another one of our regulars everybody one of the best to ever be a regular in the history of the show this young man is on [ __ ] fire here with a brand new minute this is the one and only cam [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Patterson I'm I'm a fu that guy's wife man they just got married I'm happy for them but I like [ __ ] old women dog that's not a part of the minute I just want to tell y'all that I will [ __ ] that old lady all right uh I don't I don't understand helping the homeless if you're not going to give them a house I think that's dumb uh my barber likes to go on six Street and get home people haircuts and I think that's [ __ ] stupid cuz you got to understand something they get their money because they look homeless if you give them a haircut you just [ __ ] up their uniform dog if I see a homeless [ __ ] with a better haircut to me I might punch his ass really you piece of [ __ ] like I'm not going to get no money to the homeless [ __ ] with no clean ass drop fade that's not F to happen Susan a drop F when you kind of cut the sze a little bit and then you keep the I'm done holy [ __ ] this is what we do my goodness gracious we doing it man God damn come on man you have done it yet again yeah it was fun that was good I like that one H that might that might be my favorite one so far thatal cam Patterson absolutely Unstoppable right now he is on fire we did an episode of the Dr Phil show yesterday oh yeah baby get ready Tony Cam and William at the same [ __ ] time baby last night yeah you guys murder that [ __ ] it was fun what they had on a thong that was disturbing oh yeah yeah disturbing [ __ ] somebody came out in a thong and then uh and then you know Cam said the end word or something you know it that's my favorite word man you guys murdered it man it was fun Cam that is an amazing joke about giving the homeless people haircuts [ __ ] unbelievably fantastic smart funny every as always you came through riding the momentum of what happened on stage that was [ __ ] insane yeah yeah that was crazy it's a wild sh I was asking people in the back like can they do that can that's a can that really happen is that is that legal n he said hell yeah that's what he said you want to get M hell yeah what the [ __ ] man that's not a real thing it's not real [ __ ] I mean it'll be interesting to see I don't know if the uh I don't know if I just going to kick that [ __ ] door in deal you said you like older women and Sher do we find out how old Sherry was maybe late 50s early 60s 73 she moved in 76 minus 13 so 63 63 is that wait no she was born in 63 which means she's 61 thanks y yo I [ __ ] the [ __ ] out that lady you would yeah yeah she ain't get the new CL yet I had that already you feel what I'm saying oh wow what is that Dy again does what just burns a little bit Hur a little bit stain can fly through that yeah it's good chedia is fun man you know what I'm saying oh I know you don't have to school me on the signs of burning [ __ ] good time man I like that I like Chia cool as [ __ ] bro is that one of your cousins cyia cyia Jenkins I'mma name my daughter that [ __ ] you bleeding [ __ ] what's going on right here probably okay is he bleeding am I bleeding Little Neck look got a little neck uh little something on your neckline right there [ __ ] is this a decoy so you can steal my wallet why would I steal your wallet Dr phield I don't know but if you're here who's outside Target selling candy bars for their baseball [Music] [Applause] team sorry once it was here I had to do it I don't play baseball [ __ ] I play basketball that's right that's right you told me that yeah come on told me that last time on the show can't what I love about last night's show I can't wait for you guys to see this cam opened up man we got some real deep cut history from you hell yeah man I don't know you were such a Superstar athlete and your coach was [ __ ] that was crazy yeah man [ __ ] coach SARS yeah coach SARS you guys will see but but now and he hasn't reconnected with you has he huh oh no the funny thing is he did tell me one time he always had this saying he' be like y'all understand something I'm always right I'm never wrong I might be wrong in the moment but I'm always going to be [ __ ] right and then the last day I uh I seen him he told me he said I don't know why you played basketball [ __ ] you should be a comedian you goofy [ __ ] and he was right he was right as [ __ ] so you know what I'm saying yeah y uh now I have another question for you Cam and don't take this the wrong way can you do a backflip and if you can and if you can appreciate you I'm going to give a Cy assist on that one but I can do a backflip you can all you we learned from birth yeah out the womb [ __ ] we just start flipping dog just come out flipping like how Dolphins come out swimming we just let's hit it [ __ ] you know say it's very easy you can't flip [ __ ] I mean I can flip a girl over if I'm [ __ ] her on her period come on now talk to me that was weird but I like it wait a second strange well I could I talk about it more in my book in chapter 12 got issues don't let a period stop a Tuesday from being the best day ever you got an audio version of that I'll sign up for you okay I got you if you if you flip for me wait wait what if you flip for me what kind of [ __ ] weird scenario is this Dr phield flip for me [ __ ] flip for me just do a flip [ __ ] man I didn't say the n-word or the man thing I was sincerely trying to make plans for the weekend all right I love you Cam L too man I need to see I need to see a Tony a tour and see cam out there is it just bananas when he comes out it's unbelievable I don't know why you would use the word bananas this is God damn it Dr fiil absolutely that's crazy I swear to God that one was UN mistaken yeah it must be a blast out there I bet it's just a good old bowl of watermelon out there huh I bet it's just a ro like a rotisserie chicken just spinning around godamn it God the Imagine said black chicken he just what the [ __ ] this is great my goodness I bet it's just a goddamn media goes to the fun house wow Dr Phil you are accidentally out of control tonight you've got issues when I talk about that in sh CH 16 about my own personal struggles and what I'm doing to overcome them yeah thanks for the plug Tony you know what plugs feel like don't you all right [Applause] now oh man R you got a butt plug sound effect or something okay all right wait what did he do I didn't hear it it was a fart noise brilliant Red Band right watching I love it uh cam uh you did it again we absolutely love you you're a [ __ ] freak of nature absolute absolute bananas the best cam Patterson ladies and gentlemen and back to the bucket we go not easy to follow that and so on a mission 60 seconds from Christian Alex ER here we [Music] go what's up how we [Music] doing we can all agree there's a homeless epidemic like the other day I saw a homeless lady with a fat ass she came up to me can I have a dollar I was like what I ask like that I'll give you a home [ __ ] poor thing barely spoke a li of English I was like what's your name she goes [Laughter] what a beautiful name took her home host her down Mom this is R she be staying here a while she help me started believing in God cuz I busted a nut inside of her right and I was like God if you real please don't let her be pregnant and exactly a week later her ass got hit by a car won't he do it now [ __ ] that my car did get total W I'm not going to get a homeless [ __ ] pregnant what the [ __ ] thank you wow yet another set Christian Alexander welcome this is your first time on the show yes sir what's up how old are you 23 23 years old how long you been doing standup 2 years consistently but four years is my first time you from Texas sir hou Austin Houston and that's where you live now with your mom 100% hell yeah the [ __ ] free rent absolutely what do you do for work ah I work at Adidas and it's great cuz I got a foot fetish so I see a lot of hoses toes you up oh shit's up look at that what do you what's your uh what size do you like size seven yeah wow he knew exactly what he's into there is that a size seven in men's or women's women only oh yeah men's is disgusting women do it pretty your feet is there something about the foot like what do you love about it the stank the stank wow you're a dirty little boy look my goodness Christian do you have a girlfriend no why do you say it like that CU inflation very cheap for a guy that lives with his mother inflation do you know what that means [Laughter] kind of kind of what do you do for fun what is a 23-year-old like Christian Alexander do for fun drink and drive really practice it practice wow the Houston past time of drinking and driving uh what else what do you like to drink Christian you a tequila soda yeah I was trying to get a shot back there but that was thirsty uhhuh I can't demand [ __ ] have you been drinking today oh yeah it's Austin what this is Austin uh-huh inl inflation Tony yeah do you have to drive home tonight to Houston no I got my Dad's credit card so I ain't really paying for nothing okay [ __ ] new Amazon credit card all right so Mom and Dad are still together yeah but I wish they weren't why cuz I don't know maybe my mom might be cheating who knows what makes you say that she's a Walmart couponer but she never has coupons and she goes like every day like where the coupons at [ __ ] you know what I mean no we don't no what the [ __ ] you go to Walmart every day you bring back like nothing you say you're a couponer but you never see any coupons oh gotcha so she's saying that she's looking for the discounts and the deals but she never comes home with any actual items yeah no she comes back like the same cereal what kind of cereal Reese's Puffs that's probably her boyfriend's favorite who knows oh [ __ ] wow this is very suspicious what does Dad do for work I don't know you don't know he's a manager but like I don't know what he works in shrock I don't ask we don't talk you know what I mean he's my dad he's Mexican what why don't you and your dad talk anymore we don't watch wrestling anymore you know a you used to watch wrestling together yeah it was cool you didn't catch this last WrestleMania I did oh my God it was crazy it was crazy crazy I I jumped up and down when Cena came up what was your favorite part Cena no the Cena I was like oh my God John Cena but then Undertaker came out and my my heart sank to my ass that's true me too it got me it got the best of me too very rare very it it got me I didn't like Randy Orton though he was a little too like fat I feel too SI okay we're getting off subject going a little too too inside baseball uh Christian um what's your love life like desperate really a little bit yeah I like taller women oh yeah I like them all but mostly taller women okay so wait do you like a big foot or you want a tall girl with little feets she got skinny ones with veins on it you talking about her foot yeah that's what she's talking about so you like a a a you like a veiny stinky foot she works hard it got to stink you know what I mean she works a lot little hair well she's going to have to work hard lazy ass [ __ ] incredible when's the last time you spoke to your father Christian I told him I loved him the other day man he's paying for a lot of [ __ ] that I I got to be appreciative and grateful yeah it doesn't well I feel like there's a lot of stuff you haven't said to him and redb if you can hit me with some soft piano music I wouldn't I would love to roleplay a little conversation to warm you up for the real one you should be having soon okay red B hit me I'm going to play Christian's dad and uh Christian you play yourself in this there's no way you could [ __ ] it up Christian this is your father what's your dad's name Mayo all right so uh here uh I'm going to you knock on the door hey who is it this is my or is that the pizza delivery guy oh [ __ ] Christian what's up dog how's Adidas treating you player how done fo man you smell some goofy lately no I just kid I kid I kid I kid I kid I kid I love you say come on I miss you dog we never watch wrestling anymore remember John Cena remember when John Cena I remember that I know you remember I know I used to take you to wrestling all the time but you know inflation you know I can't take you [Applause] anymore you you've never talk to me this [Laughter] much oh God holy [ __ ] another one my goodness Christian Alexander before we let you go what's something about your life that would really surprise us you ever uh like the craziest thing that's ever happened to you that you think makes you different than everybody else you ever almost die or I was molested as a child is that true yeah it was a [ __ ] up time man I remember I came home who were you really kind of about a woman it don't really count you know what I mean who was the woman Mya we're still friends on Facebook too so like like Tyler Perry [Applause] bigger wait what he said Mya not media Oh I thought you said media media it's a classic media Ikea fuffle wait uh how old was she when you were uh getting how old were you o what do you remember about this what did she do to you everything dude n no no [ __ ] what did she do to you it's okay you just put on a little porn I was like we going to do what they doing oh Jesus wait a second and I was like let's do it your your tia for the for the white people can you explain what uh your tia is they know what's up this is Texas you know what I'm saying and and also Millions on the internet right now so go ahead and explain what the [ __ ] AA is my dad's sister right yeah you had you had ants in your pants [Applause] yeah thank you back right there top five molestation joke you will ever hear in your life that is true you're on fire tonight that was unbelievable oh my God hey keep talking about your trauma we'll think of more puns you can read all about it in my book we've got tissues [Applause] you know what oh my God it's a big joke book my [Music] friend and you know what since you were molested when you were little here's a little jokebook too first person to ever get two joke books Make some noise for Christian Alexander ladies and gentlemen great job baby keep at it player keep at it great to see you great jokes great interview all right you know before we get to this bucket pool actually we have uh someone special a uh you know the the the molestation thing reminded me there is a young teen who uh I can't believe I didn't ask him who touched you you know what do you mean Christian who touched you that's how I got famous was through touch I didn't ask him oh I didn't know that yeah can we bring him back out I'm sorry go ahead it was his tea what that it was his tea I know but I don't know what that is he just explained it his paternal no but I don't know like I I should have asked before he said it it was his it was his aunt right but I I should have asked before he said it can the music get louder somehow I can't hear you Tony I can't hear you hold on hold on Jesus [ __ ] Christ all right so moving forward not backward there's a young teen who uh you know uh wanted to talk with you Dr Phil he's uh trying to solve some issues in his life and uh he just so happens to be on a hit podcast with a new friend of the show Tony Hawk ladies and gentlemen from the podcast Hawk versus wolf here to talk it out with Dr Phil Make some noise for the great Jason Ellis ladies and [Music] [Applause] [Music] gentlemen Jason Lis [ __ ] you Tony inchcliff molestation that's what we're going with how many books do I get I got molested by like five people when I was growing up how many books do I get now's your chance Dr Phil who was your favorite no Jesus Christ wait wait wait wait wait who who touched you sidebar was your favorite right I think the older ones the women were my favorite cuz not as gay as I used to be how old are we talking and how old were you when it was transpiring first ones were real little like four to like six and then who oh [ __ ] who cares I'm fine now what do they what do they what do they do to you when you're that young cuz you can't get hard that young right you'd be surprised Tony I mean you you seem like the kind of guy that actually probably could get hard at four years old Jason I don't know if that's a compliment or not it's not it's not well then [ __ ] you again you're like a tough guy you seem like a tough guy like you could get hard tough guys get H when they're four that's right they do yeah uh well okay so now I like your shirt by the way is this one of the girls that did it oh that's I'm trying to I'm I'm I'm trying to show you that I'm into women hell yeah speaking of women Sherry if that wedding that thing doesn't go well I'll drop some bombs in her bag dad oh [ __ ] I like that oh [ __ ] Jason Ellis ready to pound out a little sand rabbit [ __ ] you know what I'm saying a little bit of that [ __ ] that was my nickname in middle school yeah trying to find out the the some some fun from the all right like three jokes hit me at once I short circuited there um I love it so uh you know you said you're not gay anymore why are you talk I'm not I wasn't gay I don't know who's gay are you or me seriously like just because I admit it that might be the only difference no you're you're gayer than me [ __ ] I think the only difference between you and I being gay and people making fun of us is I back it up God damn right that's why I didn't do a minute everybody but an interesting thing happened you told me about it earlier you you were kind of gay by you were by or pan if you want to be like super gay about it [Applause] oh my and then you quit drinking and what happened you're going to find this interesting Dr Phil I can't wait I don't I don't really like it anymore the the the taste or what it does your what it does to your mind that's a valid question yeah the I just don't feel like doing it anymore I used to want to [ __ ] everybody all the time anybody like trans girls guys everybody I was kind of like the more the better how about maites yeah [ __ ] you have you got one uh well I know a couple yeah I did know I knew a guy that was born a girl and he had a vagina and a half a penis with a rubber one stuck on it and he they made bowls out of his [ __ ] so he had bowls a dick and a vagina and no boobs and a beard waa the beard really throws it off yeah I'm single by the way can you believe that wait so a ball of a vagina and a [ __ ] and there was a button in between the bows if you pressed it he would come no joke are you serious I'm yeah unfortunately yes that's called a butthole Jason hate to break it to you but a butthole is also a button talk about that in my book chapter 22 the butthole button no that's true you can get a copy I might need that especially after this [ __ ] thing well no you're a you're an open book I like that you always have been right I feel like you're a pretty Fearless guy on stage and and offstage yeah it looks like it right yeah do the tattoos mean something uh no I mean just to be to protect my small child fear like terrified self inside I went to therapy for that I love that yeah are any of the tattoos uh pre or post gay they're all gay actually okay what's on your head a wolf I love that and then a eagle on the back and some snake around like I got I like animals me too small world [Laughter] yeah the Jason ellis.com you're going on tour what are you doing on this tour Jason comedy I love it yeah accidentally like I tried to I've been I got fired from serus that was a really cool moment right and I used to think that was what I was going to be as a radio person for the rest of my life and then Sam tripley was like you should do comedy and I was like I work like how would that work and then they fired me and I was like now would be a good time to try comedy yeah and then because I got fired it was like really depressing and and I felt like really I hated myself which made me fit right into comedy yeah that's exactly yeah I got a lot of good friends and we all hate each other and ourselves it's great how long You' been trying comedy now for like four years now and you love it I [ __ ] the best thing about it is I get nervous I get scared like I do with skateboarding and fighting but when I [ __ ] up I don't to go to hospital right I just get like really depressed and go home and like you know get sad like all you guys used do before you were good it's true yeah it's fun it's a shame there's not a button that makes things all better oh there is it's just I don't want to press it anymore Jason thank you for swinging by the versus wolf available everywhere he's on tour at thejason ellis.com one more time for Jason Ellis ladies and gentlemen come on make some noise for Jason Ellis everybody very funny another bucket pool we are moving smoothly Through It Make Some Noise 60 seconds uninterrupted for Avery Hutto Avery Hutto everybody here we go clock for Avery [Music] [Applause] everyone so actually used to date a girl who's bisexual she's kind of like a medium gay you want to know something embarrassing when her and I first started dating she had actually slept with more women than I have right but here's the deal I grew up like a super strict Catholic so I [ __ ] way more dudes Yeah we actually she broke up with me because uh I used to beat her all the time in board games yeah we'd be playing Monopoly she'd start to win I'd get super amped up and then I'd punch her in the face face yeah I'm trying not to do cocaine anymore is making me too powerful yeah my favorite thing to do on cocaine was try to stand completely still it makes you feel like you're hitting a grind on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater got any any camine fans in the audience dude [ __ ] losers dude [ __ ] losers dude there's nothing worse than anybody who likes camine camine for people who got punched in the face and they're like oh yeah that was awesome right thank you okay Avery H this is your first time on the show yes I love it welcome welcome how long you been wi standup uh about six years six years where at uh I started in Detroit then Chicago then here how long have you been here uh about two years now you love it I love it it's so much fun what made you pick Austin Texas uh I was in Chicago broke up with a girl I had some friends who moving down here and I'm like [ __ ] it let's go nice I love it what do you do for work uh I work at a cowboy boot company oh nice yes Allen's chos chos cowboy boots where's that at South first okay cheesus I don't think you should come in and get some cowboy boots I think I might okay I would love that I were I'm there at the store so I love it absolutely it's going to be good to have someone that speaks English was that the dream to work uh selling cowboy boots what was the real dream Avery a cowboy honestly once you get into cowboy boots it's hard to see anything else it really is pretty cool look I'm serious Dr Phil check these bad boys out yeah those are those are [ __ ] sweet those are some badass Cowboy check out what uh what sort of you got all different tapped are they made from animals or where do you get them from this is going to be a genuine coow hide leather that's a retired dairy cow we also make AAA grade ostrich if you're interested I'm not okay uh Dr Phil aren't you from Houston you you wear boots I know yeah why aren't you interested in this guy's boots I don't know cuz I sometimes I go in and out of being interested oh my God what's happening right now I don't know you're you're going to make my mustache fall off after after cam tried to steal my wallet I got frazzled all right wait now Avery uh you said you had a girlfriend or no not anymore no is comedy uh did you get into it for the gal uh factor or did you are you not trying to focus on that part I do not get girls with my comedy how about at the cowboy boot store more more girls some Latina baddies some Latina baddies and what do they say to you Ola hell yeah what do you say Ola okay pretty hot the rest is history that's how it goes that's how it goes I love it what do you do for fun Avery um I like to read and write that's um big book guy I like to hang out at the library with the homeless sounds suspiciously like a what a guy that can't read would say the words are good I love it what else what about the wild side of Avery yeah so I've had problems with cocaine my whole life I grew up in Detroit and I may have been a wward child smoking crack on the east side wow [ __ ] you all right God damn Detroit got white crackheads what the [ __ ] wow that's crazy that City's falling apart you didn't do meth or anything just straight to crack just straight to crack they don't call it crack so it sounds like more fun they're like hey you want some girl and you're like oh we're having a party they call it girl yeah boy and girl crack and heroin wow that is amazing I can't believe you're on such hard stuff you look like you would have like a play a game boy or something like that the stress because I was so stressed free from all the drugs I just atin isn't the best place to stay off of cocaine at um when's the last time you uh did some so it's been I've been in and out but it's been a couple months now okay the last time you did it where was that how does that happen how do you give into temptation like oh I I don't like to do cocaine with other people I don't think that's fun I like to I get it and then I go back to my house and then I do lines and then I just write for hours and read books I'm a crazy person side notes or what do you write just Journal is the stuff that you write do you ever read it back it's not bad do you got any on you see I don't have any on me I I can bring it I can get Phil did a line of blow right now I would absolutely lose my mind I mean I've never done it I was just kidding but I think that I think that there's so what are you doing to your pants I'm just readjusting okay thought you were going to pull Coke out of your cop or something uh Avery what uh what what do you write what is like the like you said you write when you're do you ever do something stupid on coke uh I mean I got into a relationship and you think you love the other person but really you love the cocaine right did she do it too yes okay so you guys were just a match made and what the [ __ ] yeah did you guys have sex on coke we did we would write love letters to each other on cocaine and then we would have sex was the sex weird or was it great it was really good I've never heard anyone make coke coke sound gayer nothing better than ripping a fat line and riding a low L unbelievable the [ __ ] dude it feels good dude if you drugs are bad because you get sad and lonely but if you're filled with love on drugs you're like everything's pretty good wow listen to how lonely those women are over there a wow yeah you're not wrong absolutely incredible Alex fun times you made your kill Tony debut here's a joke book there you go job to keep it moving along all right you bet it make some noise for your next bucket pole ladies and gentlemen it's Angela k Angela k everyone how about a hand for Heidi everybody the lovely Heidi follower at Gina with 3 a. HG and how about one more time for Angela k [Music] everyone so um I had a colonoscopy recently and um you know there's really not a whole lot that's Pleasant about being molested by Wall-E you know and what's even worse than that is like the whole process to get ready for it like you got to you got to fast uh with a liquid diet for 24 hours and drink a whole gallon of this crap that I can only describe as Satan's jizzz like holy Jesus balls Batman that stuff is so bad that they even tell you to mix it with like some sweet tea or some Crystal Light or something so I did I mixed it with some Crystal Light you know what it tasted like tasted like Satan jized inside some raspberry lemonade on a positive note though um I did like that sleepy time cocktail that they gave me that [ __ ] will make you not give a [ __ ] man like it is woo I didn't even care when I woke up in the middle of the procedure man like I saw them messing with this nasty fat nasty juicy pop and I was like e that's gross and then I woke up it was the next day but now I get to have surgery it's awesome like they're going to turn my colon into a semicolon okay thank you I'm Angela Kay okay Angela Kay finally a bucket pole that wasn't good all night it took us to get there [ __ ] incredible everything's right back on schedule again it's been I was getting distraught at how good they were yeah thank God you bombed that is amazing Angela how did you feel that went um I had fun with it I feel like I just got roasted by elf on a shelf but there you go yeah I wore a red vest tonight everybody indeed you got me I love you Tony you're awesome thank you thank you so much uh that was one shitty colonoscopy set um thank you it was a shitty time there you go got it that's the joke I just made um how long you been doing standup five years where at um just here and there I'm not like what do you do for work what convenience story are you a cashier at I uh shop for instacart oh I was very close yeah very close okay customer service I'm all about it okay do they uh what sort of weird deliveries have you made like you know someone shows up and maybe it's Hans Kim and he's like Hey where's my uh where's my condom or I don't know what is what do Hans order probably rice yep so thanks red man if uh if someone comes uh to the door and they're being I guess inappropriate how do you handle that um well I actually haven't had that happen I like to just like throw their [ __ ] on the door and leave okay take a picture bye see you later let me ask you something all that talk about colonoscopies probably kill at a hospice type of setup probably um what's wrong with your [ __ ] uh so um well you heard of the contaminated water at Camp leun yeah yeah well I lived there when I was a baby so oh my God so you have instacart and insta sh yeah absolutely thank you so much fantastic uh so what's going on with your butt you got an old leaky bum bum now no there's a there's a pop uh in my seeum that they can't get with the the little thing in your seeum yes oh it's called a seeum yeah there's a there's you got a seeum too where's it at um over on the right side like right by where the small intestines meet the large intestines okay it's interesting name for something like that it's called the seeum I'm going to have just seek it out okay seek them jokes can you just leave the pull-up like do you have to do anything with it good question red B wait do I what say that I mean I mean say it's just a pull-up do you have to get it removed or can you just keep it I mean um no because if I keep it it'll turn to cancer oh so they got to pull up on your pup yeah all right and what are they going to do they going to suck it out cut it out these people are all have to go vomit right now a line of people going to V in a little pop tuck what's wrong with you no they're going to they're they're just uh they're going to cut it out and then I got to like sit around for Camp June we always hear about this right in infomercials oh there's some fans um uh tell us tell us about it what was it those contaminated water yeah contaminated water like the from like a dry cleaner and then the [ __ ] Marines were like putting their weapons cleaners in the groundwater and all that fun [ __ ] yeah H yeah yeah they're very proud again a huge fan of Camp Le June and uh ruining people's [ __ ] yeah people's [ __ ] people's kidneys all that fun [ __ ] how about the people's elbow I mean I couldn't answer that finishing maneuver from The Rock another thing that happened at this past WrestleMania all within 10 minutes of John Cena and The Undertaker coming out it's absolutely incredible um back to the insides of your dark [ __ ] um so when are you planning on having this procedure done uh well I have the consult next Monday so we have a special surprise for you we had the first wedding here on Kil Tony we're about to have the first uh okay um doctor I got some gloves done it before I'll do it again now is there are you nervous to to get the procedure do you like going under like that or is that uh cuz they put you on good drugs right well I mean yeah the drugs are fun but yeah I'm not I'm I'm ready to get it over with you know writing jokes about it is actually helping yeah you got to turn uh something like that uh around for your benefit are you going to put on some jams they let you have music while they put the their fist inside or what which what do they put inside you to grab it good [ __ ] jokes you know Dark Side of the Moon perhaps shitty jokes uh baby come back okay I'm bombing now this is great is cample June contagious this is a airborne disease all right uh we have a little jokebook but you know what I'm gonna be honest with you Angela bonesy made extra tiny joke books can you catch this maybe there you go got it we're going to keep it moving there goes Angela Kay ladies and gentlemen an action-packed episode this has been there's only one way to put a ribbon on something like this ladies and gentlemen some people call him the Memphis Strangler some people call him the Yankee from Yuki some people call him the Grand Rapids Wrangler The Big Red Machine the vanilla gorilla this is indeed lights out William Montgomery [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hillary Clinton said that if Trump wins the election he'll start killing his enemies which is honestly a little ironic cuz if there's one thing that [ __ ] knows about it's killing your enemies [ __ ] I don't know if y'all have been following the Trump trial up in New York but Trump's case went up in Flames last week wait no it wasn't Trump's case but the dumbass protester who set himself on fire in front of the courthouse but seriously that gallon of gas cost the guy 8 and5 dollar so if he would have just waited until Trump got reelected he could have burned himself up for half that much okay that's my time thank you huge bre to close all four people at the table clapping with their hands up at the same time almost seems like uh this next election's a no brainer uh William an unbelievable set you did it yet again how do you feel I feel pretty good other than finding out I got to go to the dermatologist again I have skin cancer again right on my nose so Tony I'm really not in a very good spot right now oh my goodness is the is it in your seeum yeah it's in my seeum it's right no it's behind my seeum the doctor said let me see your seeum and I let him see the seeum and it's behind there did you guys play hide and go seeum uh-huh oh oh good seeum joke 5 minutes after I needed it see is see okay uh Billy boy you have skin cancer oh yeah I have it again you have it again where's it at it's right on my nose it's on the left side of my nostril can you point to it yeah it's kind of hard to see but oh a can you can you pick it off or no it starts to bleed I accidentally scratched it last night and it started bleeding so yeah it's real Downer when I'm [ __ ] looking out of the window I've have just all these people I honestly have been looking a lot of people moving out coming in it's a lot of people to watch the [ __ ] uh the the gate the front gate hasn't been working for like [ __ ] two weeks so it's been a free-for-all for all these freaks coming in [ __ ] stealing [ __ ] from the trash can and yeah it's sad I mean when I can't be looking out cuz I'm dealing with blood coming out of my nose it's sad I mean that's what I live for aosh well yeah skin cancer is one of the rougher uh ones to get sympathy for too right it is oh yeah do you agree you [ __ ] idiot who are you with your daughter tonight who is that okay wow William so much going on uh we shocked the world on uh Friday night took you back to your home state of Tennessee to perform at literally the greatest venue on planet Earth the Ryman Auditorium AKA The Grand Old oery aka the mother church and uh wo how how did it make you feel up there do what it was wonderful it was a wonderful feeling being able to go back to Tennessee where sadly my best friend swo died he was from ntion nville it was a it was sad I Revisited his house that I went to that he found his body in oh [ __ ] he died on the couch yeah it was really bad you can't mix cocaine and Xanax but yeah I went back to the house went back to the scene it was really hard I mean I was crying special sad interview with William Montgomery yeah I'm sorry got cancer my oh performing at the best venue in the world yes my friend died miles from there it's kind of incredible you could have said anything in the world just then uh seen partying with jelly roll The Black Keys wona Jud but you're still thinking about Swoon it seems swoo yeah also Hans Kim he threw me a uh a vape with [ __ ] on it so that was horrible he was like no there's [ __ ] on it droing I was like what did you just [ __ ] do you idiot and had to go wash my hands it was doooo all over my right hand so I'm going to get Hans back for that I don't know why he did that what are you going to do I don't know I might [ __ ] break into his place I know where he lives and just weit in his closet he has a gun that I know I could get from his [ __ ] ass so we'll see yeah I guess we will [ __ ] yeah yeah we'll see I'm not in the mood for it tonight Dr Phil I'm in a real nasty mood tonight real nasty tonight whoa It's fired up I swear to God I wish I was feeling better but I got cancer again I'm feeling real nasty tonight swo is dead you know what William he's never coming back William you seen the new Barbie movie no I saw the [ __ ] Civil War movie and I thought it was about the 1800s it was not about that what was it about war photographers I thought it was going to be like the [ __ ] Civil War but wasn't and you're a big fan obviously of the Confederacy so William you know let's keep this moving B William it was an unbelievable set but it seems like the interview portion this evening is a little bit serious a little bit dramatic so you know what maybe we should do I think maybe you should have a seat at the table and maybe we put a ribbon on this episode with a brand new minute from I don't know maybe just maybe the 2023 guest of the year and a guy and a guy I don't know I don't want to make any bold predictions but I would say off of this episode alone a guy who appears to be the front runner for 2024 guest of the Year why don't we pull little switch shoo joining the panel Willam Montgomery and closing out the show this is Dr [Music] [Applause] [Music] Bill one more time for William Montgomery everybody here he is right here William Montgomery dressed like a guy who works at a bowling alley but it's also going to kill himself on his last day of work a couple jokes down here a couple about William I said William uh looks like uh William looks like uh you have sex with girls and then you give him fleas thought that was funny said uh probably say that again to myself later William Liza mostly on cardboard boxes at bus stops so put that one in the keeper Kink uh let's see Tony uh Tony hinchliff Tony uh okay how can we call this kill Tony you look like you're like you died two weeks ago all right sounded better in my head on the drive over Tony you look like the second coolest kid in homeschool pretty good yeah this guy liked it I like that guy for liking it uh Tony you look like the kid on the mil carton who went missing then got found uh then got molested so in that in that order so check the game tape if you're a psychopath Brian red band's here or is I like to call him Jud appetizer uh let's see Brian uh Brian's my favorite Guy Brian you look like you smell like deli meats what's going on player no Brian's one of my favorite people Brian you were my favorite character in Men In Black uh uh did you ever get that sugar water to um all right we'll leave it we'll leave it there there's more to it but I'll I'll send you a link congrats on the engagement by the way Brian you look exactly like a guy who would be engaged to an Asian um no you're you're the sweetest I'm happy for you both uh Brian you're like a cuddly teddy bear if that bear had a sex doll what else we got cam uh cam Patterson was here give it up for cam Patterson everybody uh cam uh cam is short for camp counselor who touches the kids all right Casey rocket uh Casey boy what one more time for Casey rocket now that guy is just Kil Tony is really giving him a platform to be himself and now he's going to take his talents to the garden and uh and just cause a scene Casey uh Casey you look like you're doing a wathon for schizophrenia case you look like you name a flavor for your boogers before you eat them yeah I like that one I like that one a lot uh Casey you look like a model train conductor I don't know um Casey's got more lithium than a Tesla battery um and then I just wrote [ __ ] Hans Kim at the end here so that's that's my time everybody thank you so much Dr Bill I love you guys you guys are an amazing Crow or not kill Tony 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Published: Tue May 14 2024