Entertain The King Or DIE - Cartoon Network Journeys (VR)

I bet you've never seen skills like mine before time to show us what you've got I hope you can cry and chew alright calm down a little dildo shaped Marty McFly I'll prove you wrong because they're just sending out all of the premium instruments hey cowbell would have been the nuclear option okay this is just a tactical strike are you ready for this you better be ready for this this one's going out to the bosom you lady in the front row thank you thank you what's up guys welcome to journeys a game made by Cartoon Network strangely no look I had no idea that we're making games nonetheless stuff for VR but it reminded me a lot of accounting plus in that it looks really funny and really well-made except for this menu logo it's like dramatically off-center I don't know if you guys can see that but that's been pissing me off for a while now hopefully they could do something about it you're melting logo could use some adjusting welcome fellow traveler I'm gone long the gateway guru but you can just call me gone I go I sense that you come here seeking self knowledge place this card in the fire and let's be off hmm I mean yeah I could burn it but are you sure you can't start your journey without feeding the flame okay yeah I get it I'm just saying like if pokemon cards have taught me anything it's that the rare ones are always holographic it's been said that a thousand mile journey starts with one step in this case that step is burning that card no the first step would be you shutting up and then the second step would be me burning the card for no good reason let's expand our horizons shall we let the whole two walls dissolve and Oh you wanted to get high why did you say that the first place quorum we could crack open some cold ones you can play the harp I'll watch your tint melts what was in that cards the multiverse consists of an infinite number of dimensions each with their own lessons to teach us I've spent my life visiting them before my extended pit stop here the knowledge you seek is in these worlds the direction you take is up to you do you want to commune with nature and see the world from a different perspective no not really maybe the musical and Performing Arts are more your thing who doesn't love a captive audience when they leave a like on this video or do you want something more cosmic and abstract the decision is yours place your choice in the fire Gorem I'm a lot more interested in why you have bright pink hair green skin and more fingers your weird-looking dude it's kind of off-putting oh hey sorry I miss just spacing out there for a sec what's up did you not hear anything I just said I don't mean to be offensive but you look like a page in a Shrek coloring book that a kid took way too many liberties with okay you're just gonna ignore me fine see if I care I'll just B's communicate by dancing I'll be darned and you're gonna hit me with a B pun do you think if I beat him to death with his loot anyone would know we're out in the middle of the desert right so did we want beyond Beeville just to impress or does that say cosmic quest yeah I have green skin I love it I love having green skin and four fingers you guys have five fingers I get it but all you need is four really they're really strong they're not stronger than your finger so you don't know that I got plenty strong fingers you take that bad god any card then ignite it to pass on to the next round I will pick a card with my super strong human fingers instead of like gross frog toes okay we're gonna go with Jess to impress where's my hot choice bit for a key okay now what if we're gonna get high again I'm gonna need to lie down on one of your things where did you buy these cards and how much were they you go now if we go now we oh oh okay we're going somewhere my gorg [Music] job to keep the king of me lose for if the cake is not amused his face will turn to red you must gather all your wits to amuse the King to bits you can see change it quickly okay okay I get it I get it okay just to impress I need to be a gesture right I I put on the silly hats I entertain fatso doesn't seem like that big of a deal oh introducing our 100th jester of the day put right here on the spot for the sole purpose of your amusement don't worry I'm sure you won't die horribly like the last ninety-nine just try to do something amusing you named your City jester death there's no a fountain apple juggling that's gonna help me out of this how do you juggle a single Apple yes yes and let me try to at least juggle one Apple I got this I'm sure I've got this uh something like what huh yes thank you thank you oh look good the fair maiden mutton shop came out oh oh listen if you guys want to cream pie me that's gonna cost extra ya just hahahaha justjust don't send me down Jesus Christ hi whoo oh yes perfect I would love to be oh great what is this Gordon great a whittling that's right yes please say on mine sighs who's talking yeah yeah the kiddin woods oh you suck say that to my face sent down to the dragon mouth you guys out of your damn mind oh did you see that someone just because they're wearing a funny hat somebody throw a tomato at this guy please oh okay welcome lettuce will have to do I'll take it sit down who is wrong with people oh oh yes thank you thank you thank you everybody you think you can jest well let's step things up and see who's still laughing do you not like me I think he has something against gestures is this the last guy's hand I'm trying okay shut up there twos gap did everybody clap to do this there you go good god thank you yes yes you want to clap as well oh yeah I've seen this stick before is this copyrighted I feel like somebody's gonna be really mad if I first step in on this doesn't look like a crowd to care for copyrights okay then goods goods oh is that I couldn't hear you over my impending death are you kidding me right now right because it's it's easier this is impossible oh no I'm Michael Jordan of jesting and now all you need to play Jenga okay okay careful just uh we got this we got this there we go right I'm a janky master so you do care about copyrights there we go good stuff thank you maybe who knows maybe I am a wizard maybe I'm uh a beekeeper Oh perfect I just said that I don't like you and you don't like me yeah yeah shut the hell up you can just sit down okay I'm the one making the jokes around here oh I don't think they like that okay do a little something like this chicken Royal bees to the point of bees oh okay now it's getting personal if you think you can make a fool of me it's time to switch it up how did you have that in your thoughts oh yeah I like these two does this is very Legend of Zelda I feel like I'm in some kind of Zora temple right now oh you get was at you you were wondering if I was a wizard before I hit you with an egg well guess what I in fact am a lettuce wizards you're welcome man that's for you I could also manage to pull out very fitting sword for this music actually stay back yeah that's all right youyou just keep your place that's best for you you hold on to that and for my last drink yes yes this is how hat is made it's topo will show a vision of your fight Willa now if fate seems very empty at the moment oh okay so we just uh thank you I need more magic that doesn't look good my famous it all your future done the dog right now nothing Oh we'll see about that okay right I just need to just kind of give it a little bit of this just Oh my fate is coy but she didn't expect that I could row Falls for money but I [Applause] had a feeling oh come on good day you're gonna get a knife in the arm for that pardon you must have been in the back of the line can we unionize is that asking too much fortunately for you good sir in a past life I was known as Professor chucking ho not throwing the expert extraordinaire who you are in good hands my friend I promise you that much [Applause] should I hit him for the puns you seem to be having a much worse day what is no ghosts I loved your untitled two game recently why are you crapping out thanks what the mmm okay things I didn't want to do today staring into a gooses gaping butthole is definitely up there oh sorry ma'am excuse me coming through I gotta take down the target note to self don't hit the king with a bunting thank you very much appreciate you okay so far so good wait are we done yet no okay good I got a stick what do you want me to do with a stick with a a bent stick stickers a combined of its own what is this doing right now oh thank you my brother Henry is gonna be so jealous oh okay yes it's a bit of a sorting stick so a Gryffindor for you good sir ah maybe a little bit of you order perhaps you probably you everybody hufflepuff me and now we no nope nope that bad stick we're not gonna sort the king or you out of your damn mind you're gonna make me get eaten by a dragon oh okay yes how about a little this for you Slytherin back to whatever hole you crawled out of well no aren't you sick I'm using the King at my expense well too bad for you I have getting rid of jesters who are pests yes what does that mean crowd come on wizard I could use some noise anybody sheet lady please Oh gotta be kidding me oh you messed with the wrong Jess it's time for a face-melting tambourine solo this is gonna bring the house down come on folks work with me here you know you want to there we go oh yeah can't even hear you foolery you want to steal the spotlight from me well you'll have to defeat me in a musical jewel dude you can shove the spotlight up your butt I just want to live what are you thinking right now what is happening [Music] time to show us what you've got I hope you can cry and you alright calm down you little dildo shaped Marty McFly I'll prove you wrong because they're just sending out all of the premium instruments hey cowbell would have been the nuclear option okay this is just a tactical strike are you ready for this you better be ready for this this one's going out to the bosom you lady in the front row thank you thank you thank you right change the parts oh of course I'm gonna have this song stuck in my head for weeks oh um okay wait [Music] these chopsticks aren't working that this is just is just very out of tune so Chester Chester Chester Chester yeah [Applause] they're really gonna give him the keytar doing oh I knew it was out of tune don't breathe King King breathe breathe breathe King actually no just go ahead and eat it see if I can right match rather you just keel over and down race and that better for everybody but just uh killed the king what all right I didn't kill anything wait what really girl just gonna go home but do you want you to become king we need to keep what you kill and not a single person is gonna stay for my coronation not even my fellow jesters come on guys we worked so hard for this screw it I'll take it anyway I'm gonna need a smaller throne I got a little bony bum that is definitely on the hefty side of things I'll take it though yeah I can work with it in mode unlocked wait what I knew somebody would stay for my coronation thank you sir you will be my new bride hopefully you could play keytar as your first bard lis duty could you maybe go get some pepto-bismol I think the king in the last bird may have given the dragon a little indigestion he seems to be puking up quite a few letters right now I mean I I could just see if a little chicken will help him out there you go one for me one for you no all right then you mean the end question mark I'm not going back to that job Oh what happened what I'm confused you have been ruler for three hours the kingdom is in chaos and disorder all of your people have come for your head defend yourself how are they riding over it what come on as a king I should not be creamed flying my subjects okay I'm just saying that's that's definitely inappropriate okay stay back ma'am ma'am cream pie there we go that's what you get and you can have some lettuce Oh God that one square between the eye I don't even want to know what kind of kinky thing this is there you go that's for you interesting weaponry I will say you boy we we apparently have Knights Knights are nothing in the face of the chicken buttons aha that's what I thought oh yeah this is the ultimate weapon right you don't oh crap no no my dad's oh I died I died to somebody in their underwear seriously you know what I think that's gonna be it for this episode of journeys guys and funny enough we still have two-thirds of the game to play through like this was really fun I think this might have been one of the very first videos that I've made where I played through the entire thing without jump-cuts in one breath it was just really fluid and fun and I would love to play Morris if you guys want to see Gorham and myself return then be sure you like this video let me know and we'll do something to do with nature or something psychedelic next time I think so much watching his video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time [Music]

Channel: CaptainSauce

Views: 2,354,405

Keywords: journeys vr, journeys virtual reality, journeys funny moments, journeys vr gameplay, jester simulator, virtual reality jester, jest to impress, cartoon network journey, journey vr, journey virtual reality, journeys vr game, captainsauce, captain sauce

Id: 3YnYQhmrUuM

Length: 21min 48sec (1308 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 10 2019