"Emotional Creatures" | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

I love watching when women laugh It's my favorite Cause when women laugh... They laugh hard They don't give a shit If it's funny they... Oh my God... Right?! Ten Indians, and then he'll count... Like the fucking song! Hilarious! Hilarious!! Women will laugh... Look, women will laugh And cry... Women will laugh and cry Cause they're emotional creatures They can't give you one emotion... I gotta give you two Are you serious?! Are you happy? Fuck! Fuck... Seriously, stop... And they do this shit... What is that...? Cause they're crying And that's their way of drying the tears Fanning tears... That's fucking water! You can't fan water! You don't get outta the shower and go, oh my God! That shower was amazing!! Oh my God! I'm gonna be late! Women will laugh, and pee... They don't give a shit... In public... In public! In front of their friends! They don't give a shit They'll tell their friends... Oh my God, he's funny right? I know, I just pee'd a little! I swear to God! A little? Bitch, that's a lot! I don't give a fuck! It's funny! It's funny! I love it... I love it when women laugh And then they threaten... That... They want you to stop And if you dont... They're going to pee They threaten Stop No seriously, stop! I swear to God, I'm gonna pee! Stop it!! Oh my God, stop! Stop! I'm gonna pee... Look... Look...

Channel: Jo Koy

Views: 2,531,358

Keywords: jokoy, jo, koy, joy, comedian, comedy, funny, filipino, netflix, ting, lights out, don't make him angry, josep, Emotional, Creatures, Hilarious, Jokes, Standup, Stand up, Laugh

Id: MxNJKcAbxuY

Length: 2min 30sec (150 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 03 2017