Emesis Blue (2023) KILL COUNT

[Music] welcome to the kill C where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies I'm James aise and today we're looking at emesis blue published on YouTube in 2023 emesis blue is a featurelength fan film animated entirely inv valved Source Filmmaker The Source engine has powered a Litany of huge hits including halflife 2 and the Left for Dead series although personally I experienced it more through Counter-Strike source and especially Day of Defeat Source man I love Day of Defeat emesis Blues right director Chad Payne didn't base his film on those other more grounded games though he used assets from Team Fortress 2 a cartoony and stylish 2017 release that chronicled the endless war of red versus blue no sorry not that red versus blue this Machinima uses the red versus blue that has all the hats so so many hats TF2 is a multiplayer first-person shooter there's no single player mode or campaign to speak of just endless match after match online but that doesn't mean pay had nothing to work off of the game has a very specific aesthetic not quite mid-century modern but definitely 60 spy genre inspired like early James Bond films the Jazzy soundtrack and propagandistic posters all over add to that flavoring also and I didn't know this but Team Fortress 2 did have lore that was gradually established through game updates and comic books as the story goes in the late 1800s Munitions magnate Zephaniah man had two feuding little asshole twin Sons he gifted each of them an equally useless plot of land blue tar man took Gravel Pit making it blue controlled naturally while Redman man took dust bow putting that map under control of the red team ever since then the brothers have been hurling nine-man teams of mercenaries into death matches to steal the others waste of space over the years Val fleshed out the personalities of its nine character classes with a series of videos that were directed and edited using the publicly available Source Filmmaker tool anyway that's how I lost my medical license aredes no for his featurelength Source debut pay took that same software and the broadest Strokes of the game lore but left out its sense of humor to create something much more disturbing I was intrigued when I heard about emesis blue because Team Fortress 2 is no joke probably top three games in terms of hours of my life I've spent playing I used to take my laptop to lectures in college and play it in the back of the auditorium don't do that it was fucking dumb payload was my favorite I mostly M Soldier but also medic like a mofo with friends I absolutely love TF2 both for its gameplay and its sense of humor the way the characters act and sound in the game is hilarious and I watched those meet the blank videos as they came out I was delighted to learn they still hold up now A Dozen Years Later they're wellmade and legitimately funny just like the game itself emesis blue follows two story lines one of a medic looking for his missing patient the other of a spy and his Soldier assistant searching for a kidnapped Governor their story lines intersect and get tangled at a Slaughter House of whores which house is a respawn machine created to provide the Waring man Brothers with their infinite troops the respawn machine is Central to the whole film which explores the side effects of that technology ology and what happens when it starts to malfunction if you've watched emesis blue and still didn't know that was the story don't worry the movie is a bit on the opaque side avoiding Flatout explanations and instead reveling in its nightmarish tone between the time jumps and time Loops it's easy to get lost and even after watching this several times there are still certain things I don't understand but that doesn't really bother me because this thing is nothing short of a technical Masterpiece every shot makes it obvious why it took Chad Payne 5 years to finish the film after releasing the first trailer it's creatively directed which is doubly impressive given How It Was Made pain clearly has a cinematic eye and a sense for suspense yeah I was lost sometimes but I can't understate how impressed I was by this thing in a film about infinite troops fighting in an endless war in this War I know exactly how that [Music] [Applause] feels damn it Zoran this is going to mess with my KD but at least I get to enjoy my respawn routine with today's sponsor Dr Squatch I love Dr Squatch for their great quality soap bars they smell great feel fantastic and they're environmentally friendly thanks to compact cardboard packaging Plus for the first time ever they're including three free soaps in their buy three get three bundle it gives me so many options to choose from like this Bay rumar with a blend of cinnamon cloves and orange I might as well be sailing the grand line although on second thought I think I might go for this pinear bar instead its Pine extract smells also good and its heavy grit will help me EXP fate my newly respawned body 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hurting though they're not even there idiot on Halloween night 1968 Dr Fritz Ludwig AKA The Medic reveals he has the same nightmares I do lots of dead bodies to count from what I can tell there are six red bodies being dumped into this s sewer tunnel the medic's also a kubric fan by the looks of it and might have lat and fears of evil gonzos Andor tickle monsters but don't worry doc that shadow is just a scout the Scout real named Jeremy tells his doctor friend that he's been having nightmares about being followed the medic knows a solution here m ballum in the game the medic is just as liberal with his medicine playing a support role who heals the other classes with his medigun the character is a self-taught medicine man who ignores the Do no harm part of his job in favor of scientific discoveries in the game he's voiced by Robin Atkin DS who also voiced shinok in the animated Mortal Kombat movies in emesis blue the Medics voiced by filmmaker Chad Payne who also voices the Spy the Demo Man the heavy and a whole bunch of other characters holy crap dude I like that he takes the effort to imitate all their voices the sound of progress my friend oh don't be ridiculous this friendly checkup is interrupted when a box of VHS tapes tips over on its own gez you got a whole video storing there an anachronistic store at that BHS tapes weren't invented until 1976 8 years after this movie takes place the scouts insurance doesn't cover rentals so he steals the 1931 film M by Fritz Lang a film School classic should have grabbed the battleship pkin while he was at it after this opening the movie takes an episodic format starting with chapter 1 graveyard shift across town a veteran solder is so bored he almost blows away a harmless shadow person he's waiting for his boss a private investigator spy to meet with their latest informant they're looking for information about the recently kidnapped Jules archal the governor of New Mexico who's backed by the blue the Builder League United company their informant is a heavy a Russian character and the American Soldier doesn't trust him one bit that rusc twice your size that makes sense given the whole you know Cold War thing don't forget this movie and the game take place in the' 60s in the game the heavy is an enormous jovial man named Misha he likes to sing the baritone songs of his people and eat a steady diet of sandwiches that keeps him big strong so he can carry around Sasha his 330 lb Gatling style minigun meanwhile game Soldier is a crazed American patriot who was rejected by every branch of the US military for being too crazy he went on a oneman World War II campaign that didn't end until 4 years years after the war was over his voice is very much styled after George C Scott's depiction of General Patton we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the Treads of our tanks and from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo in the game he was voice acted by the late Rick May who sadly died of coid in 2020 but I do think Jazzy Joey Jr does a good job emulating that style here also I know the Soldier's name is Jane Doe but I'm going just call him Soldier the heavy informant doesn't show up empty-handed what's on the briefcase dude you can't ask that it's the briefcase in the game the intelligence briefcase acts as the flag and Capture the Flag mode you've got to protect that thing or else you risk disappointing the announcer lady alert the enemy has taken our intelligence and you don't ask what's in it it's it's just important okay it's your classic McGuffin the heavy answers the spy's inquiries by beating the shit out of him thankfully for the Spy the soldier saves the day with some classic Cold War hatred hey Stalingrad eat this and also a big gun before the two Blues can check out the briefcase that strange plague doctor swipes it then leaves in a stolen hearse in Chapter 2 dinner's ready the medic drives his patient home and reluctantly admits that there have been some problems with the blue company's respawn machine uh it doesn't always work like it's supposed to some get stuck inside trying to come through the Scout's dropped off and buzzes into his mom's uh alley house what what's going on here whatever as long as it's got a TV so he can watch the tape he took great use of the real movies audio as this scene sound design with a lot of static a ball bouncing like the one Scout tosses around and a kid speaking German before you can say foreshadowing Jeremy hears a voice say something much scarier on the phone hello thanks for the ride Doc it's a creepy recording of the conversation he just had with the medic when the other him hangs up Scout looks to his mom for guidance huh why is she peering around the corner like that what the fuck was that a terrifying kill is what it was looks like Scout's mom was decapitated possibly by a shadow figure or uh Asuka no one's ready for that the game version of the Scout also loves his mom which leaves him vulnerable at times wait wiy he the youngest MC a cocky loudmouth baseballer from South Boston who for some reason has a bronx accent um I I don't even know where to start with you I mean do you even know who you're talking to basically kind of a big deal this guy can walk talk and capture control points faster than the other classes with his speed and double jump ability balancing out how weak he is the medic wakes up from a little steering wheel nap and decides to return to the Scout's mom's home there he finds a Sesame Street crime scene with an M for M there and also alluding to the movie on the TV the situation gives the doc the vapors and a minor concussion somehow he comes to in his office with blood on his hands hm maybe that em at the Scouts House stood for medic he's definitely having some kind of breakdown but at least it gives us Evil Dead 2 gags that's fun oh wait no never mind that's another concussion an envelope slides under his door with a key in it which might be useful at the coniger slaughterhouse that's probably where the Scout is now whose muffled screams the medic hears over the phone chapter three wait inella oh inel how Okay picks up with the spy and soldier at the crime scene pretending to be federal agents one of the First Responders says the per left in an ambulance pointing the dynamic duo to Dr Fritz Ludwig and if that wasn't evidence enough I'd say this bone saw is plenty the Hardy Blues head to the medic's office where they make a ghastly Discovery it's is latest victim it's a model you idiot a model bastard still there are other things suggesting the good doctor Ain't So Good including another looped phone call with the medic's voice that really confuses the soldier who is this it's the voice of God you son of a bitch and I'm Coming For You Ludwig couldn't have been calling cuz he and his medic gun just got to the slaughter house good thing he arrived before the entrance fell apart the coniger slaughter house is played by the red portion of the classic capture the the flag map two Fort and I mean classic man cuz the TF2 version is a remake of a map from Team Fortress classic the original game that I am old enough to have played many a time at land parties oh my God is that really what the character models looked like I feel ancient medic tries to take the first elevator he finds but it's unfortunately occupied incredible weight limit on that thing though the undead Russian chases him deeper inside the slaughterhouse and even breaks his precious Health hose it's pretty sad to see this since in the game the medic and heavy are besties nothing like a ubercharged heavy wreak and Havoc Ludwig follows the ominous M's until he finds Scouts baseball an engineer's wrench in a chained up coffin using the key slipped under his door he unlocks it to find Jeremy taking a little naps fatti weird how ungrateful he is though if I had a gun I'd shoot you you sick bastard okay you're welcome the Scout runs from the Healer directly into the bullets of a gun turret it was set up by two engineer Brothers Slaughter House Founders Zed and Maynard coniger he look Lost Boy don't like how that boy sounded coming out of him Zed's the dominant brother here you can tell by his communication style and how he gets first dibs on drill torture within Team Fortress 2 lore the coner family made infinite Warfare possible to Feud beyond the bounds of their natural lives twins blue tar and Redmond man both independently enlisted rigan coniger to invent a life extender machine rigan's grandson Dell coniger is The Game's engineer character a soft spoken Texan who plays support by building teleporters and Supply dispensers oh and sentry guns he loves his guns the answer use a gun the game character soft spokenness comes off as relaxed his older Bros and EMS blue conversely are menacing as fuck mayard is Left Behind babysitting the briefcase but he quickly gets bored and plays the piano it might be Blackbird by The Beatles that the cords sounds similar to me I really enjoy this part especially with the funny little sound gag as the medic chokes the engineer with a phone cord too bad May nerd reverses the charges and the two have to square off like the start of a Mortal Kombat fight the medic's no match for mayard he beats him down then breaks out the double barrel to blast a hole in his chest what luckily this ain't no ordinary medic he's extra absorbent and also somehow alive again that's bronny strong Ludwig Embraces his second chance at life and sees what's underneath those goggles nothing nothing tral la la Ludwig goes Savage and beats the engineer to death with the lid of a uh copier or maybe a dumpster I don't know either way he cleans up the body in the end Zed returns to see what's going on but the medic wrangles himself a weapon control of Maynard sentry gun and that ain't a toy son nope it's an unlockable that he uses to shoot Zed against the wall then as the coniger is laughing he double Taps him to make sure Zed's Dead baby Zed's Dead he takes the mystery briefcase but doesn't get too far with it does this guy got little blood sugar or something oh NOP sorry he's just sad because he found out the Scout is dead some blood in his baseball cap Are All That Remains after Zed's Home impalement Project outside the Spy and Soldier arrive and the soldier vouches for the versatility of his rocket launcher I'm going to use it to jump across this Ravine you really have lost your mind haven't to what I've done it before I love this reference to the in-game practice of Rocket jumping a soldier technique that's hilarious in concept and deadly in execution gunfire forces them under the bridge and we pick back up with them in chapter 4 they enter the slaughterhouse through the sewer lines which is where they get shot at by a sniper the sniper's presence was hinted at earlier when the medic arrived with a scoped in POV shot the soldier baits the sniper into revealing his position take your B thanks to a bulletproof vest he gets a leg up in the fight how did you know he wouldn't shoot you in the head I didn't they leave the sniper to die only for the soldier to get stopped by a person from the Shadows is that the teacher from Charlie Brown nope it's the Pyro known in emesis blue as the butcher if their white mask looks familiar it's because they were seen at the Scout's house after his mom's head rolled I don't think they killed Scout's Mom though since they were on the other side of the room from where her head was dropped my assumption is that they kidnapped Scout took him to the slaughterous and gave him to the Congers to put inside the coffein the game pyro doesn't have a name nor speak more than muffled noises a long running rumor is that the Pyro is a lady with Easter eggs like a purse in the Pyro's Locker the Pyro as you'd expect is an up close and burnt toast kind of fighter but they might be the most compassionate class if we judge by personal perspective turns out they see the world as a baby filed Candy Land and their flamethrower as a trumpet that shoots rainbows H that's nice pyro brings the soldier to his knees and when the Spy steps up the Pyro shoots him in the leg further gunfire causes Soldier to Sprint away separating him from his boss when a fire door slam shot as the Pyro approaches the Spy the sniper laughs at him seemingly with his last breaths pyro becomes a shadow figure and knocks the Spy out cold spies and pyros are natural enemies in the game since the pyrro Flames are an easy way to sus out spies who are invisible or disguised his teammates the Spy is a support class who can sabotage structures and kill enemies with a single stab to the back they are annoying as fuck the character is a bited French Rogue who talks down to the other classes while probably having sex with their moms for sure the scouts the spy in emesis blue real named detective jacqu mow keeps the condescension but loses the swaave sophistication he's more tightly wound and at the end of his robe mostly because he's stuck with a soldier as an assistant Now by his Lonesome Soldier rudely interrupts a conversation between two shadowmen he hurs a crowbar at them what the fuck dude and Ducks towards the nearest Rift in SpaceTime huh has that always been there oh yeah there's also a salad fingers looking motherfucker but it seems like he's busy right now okay bye the soldier walks through the portal right into a war that sees nine dead bodies scattered around the trenches or maybe this is the war's wreck area either way the Twilight Zone version of his boss catches a whole heap of flames in an attack of some extra crispy foreshadowing Soldier also sees the Scout get shot in the head and I'll count him as dead even though maybe he was just bitten by a radioactive bullet man that little guy really doesn't work well with with the respawn machine huh Soldier wanders back to reality and finds a drinking buddy in the form of a captured Demo Man from the red team Soldier names him Cyclops maybe Cyclops can explain the plot so far I want to know what the hell is going on here I don't know damn it the game's Demo Man is named tavish vegan deg Groot a chronically drunk demolitions expert from a long line of Scottish demolition experts he's a defensive class great for blowing up structures and people I mean his default load out is two different kinds of grenade launchers Cyclops ain't only missing an eye he's also missing an arm but he negotiates his freedom with the soldier only for another shadow person to show up and Chuck a crowbar at him for a change oh wait actually this isn't a change it's a Time Loop and he just hit himself like an idiot no time for an Amanda Show joke though since the mutated Scout is coming around the corner the soldier takes his new friend to go as old double digits turns everything into creepy ass low Fidelity wow I love the distorted look of this attack it's like we're watching it from a VHS that was copied from another VHS Soldier ends it by sticking his crowbar into giant Scouts forehead in what might be the world's first self- kill assist um okay you can go now Cyclops leads the soldier to the promised cash of weapons they also find damning evidence about the respawn machine it's longer than you think a lot of these ominous lines about the machine are lifted directly from the Stephen King short story The Jaun that story is about teleportation but the central technology can similarly drive a user insane it's really short and has a disturbing ending so I highly recommend you read it the colorcross friends tiptoe pass a buch of dead looking bodies but I ain't counting them yet cuz looks like there's still some juice left in the tank in fact right after the soldier and demo get their weapons they learn how much respawning can change a person gives them horrible posture a Resident Evil 1 reference confirms the worst we've got zombies on our hands that or the sniper is even more perseverant than we thought I love that gag and I love the physical comedy of the doorway Jam too great button with the heavy Cyclops executes the crawli creep and proves these zombies still have glass skulls turning to the leftover four Undead the Heroes take care of them with a rubbe Goldberg like action sequence the soldier crushes a scout with a Supply Closet spilling gasoline all over as the demoan electrocutes an engineer with an overhead light that ignites the fumes which blows the heavy clean in half they just shoot the last guy the zombie soldier but by then they've earned a lazy kill somewhere else in this place Ludwig comes across a zombie of his own like literally that's a red medic a reic Ludwig shocks his redder half with the broken end of his medic gun and flees to an office that looks a lot like his there he discovers how that zombie Red medic was killed in the first place apparently he acquired staling grad's body and used it for experiments the injection he gives the heavy peps him right up one might say he's a bit too pepped up I mean the guy's so Juiced he thinks he can pull off that hat the resurrected Russian chases Ludwig through various walls until he's distracted by the badly burned zombie Red doctor he finishes off the guy who brought him back to life with a handheld head shot Stalingrad continues his top heavy reign of terror right into the other storyline he pins down the soldier and demo man but benath a statue of a giant chest piece maybe but before he can finish the job Ludwig reappears and tells the heavy to go screw himself the three non zombies make it into an elevator where they escape the heavy and have a good laugh about [Music] it well they have a laugh about it not sure how good it is boy they've got a long way to go what is this the platform chapter 5 the doorway starts with a flashback back before he was kidnapped Governor Jules archal offered the Spy a deal you wanted a promotion here it is in exchange for a new car that will eventually get blown up and a new sidekick who he can't fucking stand the detective executes three political prisoners by shooting them right in the headback a these ones don't even have pictures painted on the outside this is a guilty memory during the detective's torture at the hands of the Pyro thanks to their efforts we get to see the Spy under his mask ooh ooh now do the Pyro oh never mind that's never mind the odd triple reached the ground floor and since Soldier doesn't know the medic he's suspicious of that briefcase in his hand that doesn't belong to you I can explain yeah this movie Dow he tells the medic to sit and stay while he and the demo check the slaughterhouse jail with slaughterhouse jail are these cells for criminal cows they find Governor archal Behind Bars oh thank God a rescue he wastes no time shouting at the soldier for teaming up with the demo he's bigoted against Cyclops because he's on red team I mean he might also be racist who knows a creepy wheelchair Wheels by creepily and after that distraction the soldier finds everyone gone everyone except that Day of Defeat Soldier man it's weird seeing a realistic looking human in this Space cyclops wandered off to a place he thought was a bar and by the looks of it it's the one in the Overlook covering for Lloyd as bartender is Dell coniger the engineer from the game and younger brother to the now deceased Maynard and Zed the Demo's regrown eye should be a sign that something's wrong but if that doesn't do it you can rely on Dell's creepy dialogue about the respawn machine it's eternity in there meanwhile the medic fights another reflection and in my opinion wins then finds the respawn machine itself which has got got some uh uh all sorts of fun stuff inside looking like Lake Mongo in there according to the machine there's been a file corruption but all you need to do is hit why for a defrag the medic complies and turns out this really is a defrag since the machine starts building a person and pushing them through the pipes alas another error occurs and the only thing spawning here is another kubric reference with more blood than any cartoon human body could possibly hold the soldier wanders into a war room entirely in black and white this set is straight out of Stanley Kubrick's iconic 196 4 satire Doctor Strange Love or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb that film's comic disregard for human life within the military industrial complex is relevant to this scene as the soldier listens to archal brag about the miraculous respawn machine we found about 10 of them that are respawn compatible uh hold on a moment what the hell is going on he shot himself a bloody hell just throw him in the pit with the others we hear the 10th Commando shoot himself over the phone and I'll count it as a Kill because we've seen this guy he's that Day of Defeat soldier from the very beginning who's been haunting the TF2 Soldier we won't be counting any of these Bastards of the Round Table though I don't care how dressed up you are you can't escape you Skelly nature anyway with the 10th respaw or dead that leaves us with the nine familiar TF2 classes Governor archal conscripted them to Blue tar man then immediately called up his brother to make the same deal Redmond Charles archal I have a proposition for you the soldier starts to get scared by the gellies but it's a sniper he should be worried about a zombie sniper oh shit a zombie pirate sniper yo ho ho the soldier escapes into a lab where he Shivers his Timbers and finds a bunch of Frozen test subjects might as well call this place Camino cuz they all be looking like him the only person here who doesn't look like him is the demo man who the soldier finds Frozen on the ground he had mistaken the faulty laboratory sign for a bar entrance and for his troubles he becomes a cyclops ofle Frozen in true Jack torren style the Spy is still simmering with the Pyro but during a phone call he pulls a predator and slips his bonds the Spy shoots his former captive to the ground then celebrates with a cigarette he pays for poorly discarding it when things get toasty and his entire body ignites it burns him badly before he can put himself out in the nearest raw sewage the medic's messed up from the horrors he's seen but he ain't seen nothing yet a baseball leads him into the Scout's mom's house which now has a warp door at the end of the hall through that is another rip in SpaceTime he creates a Time Loop of sorts when he's revealed to be the reason that box of tapes fell over is the also the reason for the Scout's mom's death maybe dude's having fucked up delusions about it where he looks straight out of Coraline this is when the still living pyro finds him lit up in a blaze of glory the doctor escapes into the slaughterhouse Chapel what is this a chapel for Hogs is there a hog God what is this place the medic only has time to put on a Cru of pigs before the Pyro appears again and summons a fireball no no he's just on fire here dog have a little fire for your face doc don't like that so he grabs a ground gun and shoots pyro in the head putting an end to Burning Man faster than a bunch of rain and poop floods wow even Cuts their head off and everything yeah that'll do the trick you know I hope Ludwig's doing okay mentally oh so probably not huh somewhere else in this slaughter house archal is on the phone saying he's not a war criminal he's just a guy who's been profiting off of war the war is their business and mine is to drag it out for as long as humanly possible that infernal Unholy Contraption is my lifeline archal runs into his former Hitman but the Spy is burnt up and growly now I did your dirty work and hit it from every one look what it did me it made him whole face archbald can't gravel hard enough to keep the spy from shooting him between the eyes ending the mission that ruined his selfie game forever with the zombie sniper still after him the soldier hides in what ends up being the training room for new responible recruits turns out all the subjects were death row inmates who signed over their bodies to be used after execution the good news is you're not on death row anymore since you're Technic techically already de Soldier learns that archal personally executed his original cell even more shocking though is that in this universe lynen B Johnson is real looking like a real guy here what's he doing presiding over a bunch of cartoons the one that gets sniper finally catches up to the soldier for Revenge touting a rocket launcher and finally getting to speak some lines do you have any idea how long I've waited for this how long can it you think in the game the sniper is named Mundi and was born in New Zealand but raised in the Australian Outback is a hired killer who takes his job seriously oh and he throws jars of uh pee at people J running sniper sees the Pyro pop their head around the corner before it falls to the ground since this is the medic wielding an axe I've got to go with the popular theory that Ludwig is responsible for killing Scout's mom he's doing the same trick here and it explains why Scout was so mad at him when he let him out of his nap coffin he's probably experiencing psychotic breaks due to the respawn machine during which he does stuff like murder and he might even be that plague doctor mask guy I mean who the fuck knows the medic's ax swing takes the zombie sniper to the ground see the other sword Soldier double Taps him for good measure zombie or respawned he got to make sure to destroy the head just when we think we might get some answers about what emesis blue even is the medic is conked out by the detective he's in a hurry to get to chapter six catabasis a Greek word referring to when the hero of a story takes a journey to the underworld you know like in Hades town the Spy sits the medican soldier down for a friendly game of French roulette I am the only seen man here certainly looks it the soldier goes first and survives the detective follows suit and then it's the medic's turn no things don't go quite as well for old Ludwig the detective congratulates the soldier on not dying and then disappears Into The Ether Soldier has to find his own way out and it leads him straight to what appears to be well the pits of Hell hm what do you do in a case like this I guess Cannonball oh shit hold up this pit is full of still mey corpses dear God is Josh going to have to count these all by hand I can't afford all that overtime wait a damn second rewind yes yes back to the boardroom part let me hear old Archie War bunker on the phone again we have about 800,000 corpses on site and we're not really sure what to do with them he gave us a number 800,000 corses he gave us a number 800,000 well holy hot damn according to the dude bro statute of 2022 and amendment of The Final Destination decree of 2019 in order for Mass event kills to count the disaster must have some amount of visual representation and a serious in Universe number given to account for all the kills that's what allowed dude bro Party Massacre 3 to take the kill count Championship with its stupid 4,000 kills in the old parch toown flly and that's why I have to add 800,000 to this kill count holy shit I me I'm just following the rules here we have mountains of bodies on clear display and a specific number for how many we're supposed to be looking at it's over my long personal nightmare is over the soldier tries to escape a corpse dump truck but it Scoops up his rocket launcher and he gets covered in dead clones of himself trying to get it back when he finally reacquires his giant Boomstick he finds himself stuck at the most literal depiction of Hell yet this is a reference to Lars von triers the house that Jack built where this broken bridge was in fact in Hell Stalingrad shows up in his little Shredder hockey mask thing allowing the soldier to finally test out his rocket jumping skills not pretty but it got the job done too bad someone shoots him and he falls back into the pit anyway he climbs out of a well and learns that his life was just saved by a flask good thing is favor verbon his bullet now I can't tell if he fell through this portal he sees but some awful howling encourages him to Retreat through these pipes and eventually up through a manhole he exits right into the beginning of the movie wait what the fuck turns out he was the shadow person he saw and almost shot from the car but this can't be a perfect time Loop because this other him is killed when his car blows up huh I can safely say I'm not sure what's happening anymore the soldier is shaken back to the present tense in the ruins of the crumbling slaughterhouse where the half naked heavy returns for one last round ooh rocking a splatter house look I see lucky for the soldier zombie Stalingrad is killed when the building collapses onto him splattering him for good sometime later the soldier finally called Mr do here is debriefed by a company maam he tells them the slaughter house is shuddered and that he should similarly shutter his mouth about everything he saw you are not to speak for with anyone the soldier doesn't one better and doesn't say anything at all in chapter 7 Blood Brothers this Dan new mall takes place at Governor Archibald's funeral where the soldier ised to read from a script that says Dr Fritz lwig killed the governor the attendees include twin brothers blue tar and Redmond man rivals in business Brotherhood and which one of them has the more disturbingly realistic wrinkles they spend the whole Memorial bickering what was my friend doing in your compound Redmond the detective now speaking with a voice modulator since the fire burned his uh everything turns his eulogy into a press conference blaming the governor's death on the medic and announcing his own promotion I would be taking his place as chairman of the board the soldier isn't content to sit with this bullshittery but before he can pin anything on the Spy Dr Fritz Ludwig sits up from Archie's casket and turns the new chairman into a flooran oh hell breaks loose and the bodyguards start guarding bodies the medic pops one in the throat but doesn't turn the gun against the soldier boy is the soldier glad he was nice to that guy the medic walks outside where a blue brand truck full of blue brand goons try to get the blue brand jump on him the solders sacrifices his funeral party grenade to save the doctor then tosses him the still mysterious briefcase blue tar man's ha getaway ends a couple of blocks away in a nasty car crash that instantly kills his driver blue Tark isn't so lucky he's alive but a Broken Man the soldier finds him in this rough fur shape and shows Mercy by putting blue tar down boy that sure is a lot of Mercy probably more Mercy than face at this point Ludwig manages to flag down an ambulance and momentarily gets lost in tender memory of the Healer he once was but then the cops open fire and he goes back to doing as much harm as possible just the most harm Redmond man finds his brother's corpse in his car and stops to pay his final respects I won I outlived you brother I am the last man stun he truly was the last man standing for just about 2 minutes then he was mostly laying down Ludwig doesn't let that red speed bump slow him down he's too busy having memories of scout like he were Nick Cage at the end of Mandy just he's a little less Smiley than cage was the dock keeps driving until the road gets blurry probably too tired to be behind the wheel man good thing there's a Roadside Bar to stop at it's Dell's place again and it looks like it's dead brothers are blurrily in the background the medic Retreats into the restroom which is just like the bathroom of the shiny wow Chad Payne really loves that movie huh the doctor takes a chill pill but discovers it isn't Valium it's actually M ttle drug the medic's been taking and prescribing emesis blue this whole time a drug meant to suppress the side effects of the respawn machine that means the medic is dead looks like he fell asleep driving and crashed his ambulance into a phone pole if the noxious red glow of the briefcase is anything to go by though I think the medic will be back in no time time well I shouldn't say no time it's eternity in there counting the kills in this thing takes longer than you think but I'm done now so let's get to the numbers oh my God it was eternity in there I was able to get so much done is there any way to get back please does anything else want to fall on me I never thought I'd see the day but I counted 8,054 kills in is blue and you know what that means Zoran get in here everybody your winner and new kill count world champion emesis blue how is that any less obscure than dude bro get out of here the fuck anyway every kill in this thing was a dude except for Scout's mom so a pie chart is pretty much useless but may I offer you a bar graph with how many times each class died this excludes the big groups obviously but looks like the medic and the SK out tied for most deaths at five and congrats to the demo and the Pyro for only dying once each finally with a run time of 108 minutes that left us with a kill on average every 0.13 minutes or 0.008 [Music] seconds I'll give the golden Chainsaw the coolest kill to all those zombie Red Team kills in that action sequence very creative and fun to watch I appreciate how long this must have taken to animate good stuff don't for lus kill will go to Jeremy the scout not saying I wanted to see him get the driller killer treatment on screen but he's an important character who dies off screen with only a hat Left Behind that's not even a fun hat and that's it emesis blue was uploaded in February and has already amassed over 6 million views and almost as many fan theories until my next respawn I'm James a jice this has been the kill count hey everyone thanks a lot for watching this kill count for emesis blue definitely something different for the kill count a propo for the weird era I only realized after I filmed that you know Scout has his fucking sleep leaves rolled up and I should have been doing this the whole time man come on fucking let's go also 800,000 kills is um I don't know that's pretty fucked up clearly that kind of fucks with the whole system so you know we'll uh figure out something to do with this I have a few ideas of where we can go from here cuz I don't want the competition to you know just be closed from now on seriously though huge congratulations to Chad Payne and everyone else involved in making emesis blue I've watched it so many times now to write the script and try to figure out what the fuck is going on and honestly I never get bored of it I am always fascinated and impressed by what I'm watching seriously great work Chad happy Halloween everybody be good people play ball

Channel: Dead Meat

Views: 2,131,993

Keywords: horror, dead meat, movies, scary, films, kill count, body count, james a. janisse, jaj, pine commander boogie, emesis, blue, emesis blue, first time watching, DMKC, dead meat kill count, horror movie, horror movie review, scary movie, scary movie review, emesis blue review, emesis blue reaction, emesis blue explained, emesis blue 2023, reaction, emesis blue sfm, emesis blue edit, reacting to emesis blue, team fortress 2 gameplay, animation, analysis, thriller, reaction emesis blue

Id: 15AHUZpNDMw

Length: 36min 35sec (2195 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 27 2023