Dunkey Streams Resident Evil Village Part 3

[Music] you hey hey guys we made it past the baby i don't know what else they could do now how couldn't they tap the baby that was funny this is some kind of cuckoo clock look at that little thing bouncing up over there always happy to show some love and support thank you for the great content 3. thank you yeti monk labyrinth puzzle huh i wonder what you need oh all right you missed the last stream oh my god you missed the best part on the last stream there was a big baby chasing me around he's going hahahaha yeah me and then he ate me anyway yeah me love you i had to run away from the big baby thank you do it happy hunter it's pretty much the craziest part of the whole world all right let's get out of this zone oh i just picked up this big shotgun too i died to the big baby dad to the big baby yeah baby we'll get you thank you mister so my calling banana ethan steel rouse all right let's go to the let's go to the funny man flat man got for us all right i'm hearing okay zombies are crawling out of the floor all right uh [Music] have you ever played ff7 durger surprise i think you might get a kick out of it before the dlc comes out oh wait all right that guy's out of there donkey gaming i'm hearing more ghouls thank you kingdom and cooper cranium that's a hell zone let's go talk to the funny man now funny man i got five shotguns i got five shells already loaded in this shotgun can i take these out somehow can i unload the shells does this look familiar to you hey he's got the little door i've procured some new items for you mr winters well i said on that doll what's the power on the shotguns this one is already more powerful at level one all right might as well sell this one ah miss angie just adorable porcelain dolls are very popular you know look at how much power i have i got so much money in this game thank you chilly guy fieri was on the stream what one moment please guy fieri showed up on our stream hey guy fieri was on your stream wow he likes mcdonald's i guess i guess he really likes mcdonald's thank you the funk who would win boss baby or die die yummy big baby oh that's a good fight that's a great fight i think boss baby would be smarter if it was like a fight of businesses it would be boss baby thank you common for all the bones thank you for the bone time it's just for the new gun let's get this in you'll be slaughtering fun this thing this is for my new gun get that on there boom i'm unstoppable my guy is so powerful in this resident evil pay me no mind oh leah subscribed thank you earthworm jimin vg leah b [Music] wow thank you for the bones i.e boss baby got that fight any day and thank you tony how do you think will win babe boss baby or a yummy baby dia says yummy baby would win she says she would just eat it do let me know if you find anything else of value know donkey pog i think boss baby could win welcome ethan 20k whoa splendid do you know it's worth we gotta go find more animals to level up it's just the funniest level that in any game you just go around and hunt little animals let me know if you find anything else of value thank you three dog pp man what's with all these treasures there's all these treasure chests i wonder how you get those should i go and try to get a treasure and then there's still a whole who is this is this heisenberg i still have to face heisenberg i'm gonna go get some treasures uh all right how am i gonna get to this freaking zone how do you get over there maybe i gotta go maybe this is what i gotta do i gotta go through this way go over there go through this thing get the water wheel weapon whatever that means you know i can't get a treasure here but i also remember that i got lost in this village park for like an hour last time if donkey kong was in this game he'd go coco coco coco robot don't say what donkey kong would say never say what donkey kong would say huh this goes over here over the maestro's collection okay okay so i think i just gotta go this way just so it lead me to a treasure thank you truester and dozer oh oh i this is a murloc where'd he go the wounds are severe i won't last much longer i can hear it shuffling about outside it barely flinched when i shot it i feel like it's towing with me that isn't a wolf still i won't lie down like a dog if i can get to the old water mill i can stop it i can protect you it's so close damn i'm so cold my legs won't work i'm so sorry luigi please forgive me i'll never forgive you oh okay he's still he's still out there i st i hear a stomping creature all right i'm going i don't know if you can defeat him i don't think you can but there's a chicken over there i want the chicken [ __ ] [ __ ] but i want the chicken oh but there's a huge trail of blood oh oh oh oh monster monster there's this guy okay uh all right oh oops that was wrong i forgot all the controls of this game uh this is okay this is that's i just saw a zombie all right that's a zombie with an x all right i'm gonna bring this out i'm gonna shoot him with that all right i'm gonna go craft ammo all right i couldn't craft that much okay i'm going up here okay that guy's out of there oh oh oh oh i've oh waiting all week for this where's this chicken i gotta go get the chicken oh oh [ __ ] i gotta go find the chicken [ __ ] okay i gotta make a make a thing eat the thing chicken i'm coming chicken is this way if i can just go fast i can get to the chicken i'm getting killed i'm getting killed i can't go in here i'm gonna get murdered i can't see okay okay wait chicken should be through here i hear him i hear him blocking there he is okay i can get to the chicken okay i'm hearing the master sounding like he's gonna kill me any second here okay can't get into here actually all right uh all right all right all right don't kill don't kill how do i get over there i gotta go how do i how do you win how do you win i'm dying i'm dying he can't come in here he can't come in here he's too big oh crap this is getting too crazy i need the crank for this pizza dog pizza dog where is he where is he there he is oh you can't see he'll never find me this way how the hell do you get that treasure this way this is where the treasure is ha this boom dumb dog left the treasure wide open [Music] oh it's a stupid dog he led me right to the grenade launcher boom boom oh i'm taking them out i'm taking them out damn again damn here we go all right where's that dog where's that dog at where is he at now now he's in trouble thank you redmond how haunted is this game it's about eight it's about eight haunted oops ah [ __ ] [ __ ] i have no access to the chicken but wait it looks like you can go around and get to the chicken from that direction see what i'm seeing can i unlock this maybe i can get to the chicken's lair if i just play my cards right here he's killing me he's killing me he can't get to the chicken at all i'm dying i'm being murdered i'm dead i'm dead i'm killed all right he's no good he's no good at the game outsmarted him where do i go i gotta go man [Music] can't get me ready go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go what is this what is this how do i win i can break this i'm going don't eat me all right now here we are at this classic place thank you karma did you know xenoblade chronicles is the size of an average human mother i didn't know that big yoshi i think this is heisenberg's house he loves to be at the windmill now these pigs you gotta take these out the grenade launcher you know what's good for you hold still pig how does he survive a headshot this is a strong-ass pig you guys no don't make that face don't make that face you need to fight the pigs for to upgrade your health don't make that face the game says to do it yeah i gotta turn the brightness up i can't see [ __ ] so this is where heisenberg's house is so we're finally finding heisenberg down here this is like when he built a a lab under the laundry thank you awkward all right here comes heisenberg's house money thanks for the bones thank you money heisenberg why'd you build a railroad in here heisenberg where does the railroad go heisenberg yeah i'm definitely getting killed down here this is not right this should not be here oh look easy easy one heisenberg's watching tv you can just sneak this for me thanks for the arms eisenberg [ __ ] idiot [Music] she's not hers what do you mean mother's special child mother who wants her baby back don't screw with me wait wait wait if you take [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] this is my [ __ ] oh i thought he was nice freak damn freak oh that damn freak i thought he was a nice guy are you proud of me dave this guy's kind of he's kind of weak all you can do is like make mushrooms okay all right i escaped so that was that guy that guy was not very powerful that was it you just leave you just walk out leave the boat key in the shack in the mine hans is dead so no more fishing for a while i mean we all know his death was no accident he was eaten by a giant fish all right so i'm gonna have to fight a giant fish now like resident evil 4. you need the boat key uh okay i don't have the boat key at all [ __ ] all right i'm thinking i gotta go back oh wait no this is the boat key over here i can't walk over here [ __ ] i'm going to have to go back and buy this [ __ ] game aren't i this freaking mushroom good all right i'm going back in hey where's the boat key where's the boat key there it is oh huh yeah there we go uh thank you testigo oh oh that's not good can i make a donkey kong sound yes i can make it exactly like donkey kong believe it or not all right i got the boat key the zombies do not understand that i have it yet you know what i'm thinking let's just shoot all the zombies oh well they're kind of preoccupied actually maybe i can just leave without pissing them off oh this guy's down to me though this guy's onto me oh god oh okay this thing is sound to me all right oh wait whoa whoa he's dumb he's dumb i'm leaving don't kill i can go i can go i can go i can go i can go i win i win ah i'm one of the stealth players i'm one of the greatest stealth players this is why i'm so good at the hit man oh up hearing more ghouls go on the boat all right we're in the boat this is one definitely one of the easier castles what was that that's a fish you need the fishing shotgun really no no you don't need the fishing shotgun all you need is the shrimpers net for this part as long as you have the shrimpers net you'll be good on this part i need a good mixer for my song yeah dude all right this is where the fish lives this is his house what the hell research post or something what the [ __ ] are they doing that here just fight me who is this what is this stay the [ __ ] down ethan i gotta say i'm surprised you made it this far it'd be a shame if something happened to you now sir chris why not you killed mia now do me and finish the job hey cat i'm getting some serious motion readings out here we should move on what kind of readings what's moving unknown but my guess is we've been here too long and miranda knows it hey hey did you say miranda how are you involved leave it alone ethan you are out of your depth what about the sample analysis it's definitely related to the mold donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey you stay out of our business don't eat me fish fish don't eat me i don't have time for this miranda sent you to slow me down you're what are you talking about actually throwing up everything else about you is all right why are you throwing up him [Music] oh there you go what the [ __ ] how do you fight that how do you win against that i'm not even fighting i'm just running i'm just getting out all right that's how you defeat that boss should i go to the clinic no i'm going this way he said the exit's underwater what is that fish doing [Music] no is this [ __ ] in here how did he get in here how did this guy get in here well then feel free to peruse him i gotta fight a big fish now don't let up yet it's a guy that fell in the water and now there's a big fish my new stock all right what am i doing here did i stack up an ammo thank you for your time till next week huh huh what's that that's tetris tetris counts up there all right i guess you can't go that way he fell asleep this guy is crying sick oh is there a chicken out here keep your eyes peeled for a chicken the chicken is highly valuable freeze the water with ice snack that is a good idea the crank is old and busted up it feels like it's going to snap any second i hope it doesn't break oh the crank the crank the crank the chickens what okay get over here don't make that face this is what the game wants you to do bang this is it's like minecraft you run around and you shoot the chicken well then feel free to peruse give it to this guy see now i need two more fish carry on you have an eye for quality thank you hey you killed the chickens in minecraft what are you talking about you got to eat what are you guys saying that's just how the game is you kill the chickens to eat that's how it works you can be vegan in minecraft seriously is that the crank no i didn't get the crank i didn't get the crank no it was a fake out it was a fake out it was a fake crank uh oh there we go cross over here oh oh look at all this fish pick these up at this this is good fish get all this i can get like 10 upgrades oh get that fish what are you doing oh i'm not looking for fish food i don't want to be fish food fish oh [ __ ] fish i don't want to be fish food i'm more like a dog what did that do i'm getting killed i'm getting killed the fish's name fish is killing me oh he's eating me huh no no no no no no huh i can't swim all right all right oh this fish is very powerful i gotta go fast you have to be extremely fast to not get eaten by the fish now the fish the fish can never get me in the building like this he doesn't have a power i'll pull this polish stinks okay he's coming to kill all right hello had a good day i don't know what happened i don't know what i did i don't and these things aren't [ __ ] up these i think i was i think i glitched i think i'm dead i think i'm dead here okay i pulled that okay i think i won pull this okay i'm gonna get murdered fish is coming to kill okay pull that hit this grab this i can't beat the game huh what does that do what does this do that's this dude did i win oh what the [ __ ] all right clearly have to get over there all right all right this time what order do i gotta do it i gotta do blue orange white blue orange white go go go go go go go go don't fall in the water yeah here we go oh my god oh my [ __ ] okay all right we're good oh god i got this is the fish talking did the fish just say i'm the best [Laughter] all right the fish is talking that one okay i got this i need this use the knife on the fish yeah caught myself a big one get off get off [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] go up yeah go what was that oh that's the winner i thought that was an airplane the crank the crank the fish stands no chance man there's no way the fish can win i'm too powerful at this point sorry fish there it is there it is here we go oh crank okay open the slice gate is that like snake noise treasure got the treasure do the big fish voice haha i'm the best i'm the best at this game i'm a fish naturally bits and bobs i see dang i didn't get any fish even though i fought a giant fish i'm this so sack right no wonder it has eight haunted yep it is eight haunted i can hardly wait for the next ingredients i didn't think they'd be able to get it up to eight but they they really did all right now i can turn this on blue oh i'm gonna be here for a while all right there it goes i didn't even factor in anything into the paper i just watched the bar go up oh here goes the fish got it oh [ __ ] this is one big fish i can go catch this this this only counts as one fish though unfortunately but still even one fish is worth it i gotta turn up this brightness this is so freaking dark that didn't really help at all did it october first sunny day mother miranda brought me five peoples from the village just like i asked it i made them sleep with some liquid and then i put kadu in their tummies thank you so much pokeyman for this great raid what a great streamer it's not oh it's just a sound oh damn it thank you jason thank you sign for the raid october 2nd a cloudy day for the people from the village are dead this morning one is almost a lichen i sent it to my lab on the mountain i failed again mother wants strong vessels but i cannot get any i will need more people from the village there's a sound play this game huh subnautica there ain't no talking fish in subnautica oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa all right um that thing keep just poisoned me the big lady is dead step in the land man step on the land man eat the juice eat the juice eat the juice [ __ ] [ __ ] all right i got i got my something's happening i'm bernie i can't tell what's happening i'm on fire i'm on poison and i'm on fire i think i'm all out of health i think i'm burning and i'm poisoned and i'm dead and i'm underwater [Music] this is going to be crazy how do you fight this big dumb fish i gotta set up a bunch of these watch this come get me come get me well he just went through that one he just went right through that one [ __ ] all right oh there's a tnt barrel i'm getting with that [ __ ] all right come out of there i don't know if that connected or not looked like it did all right [Music] oh god he's doing this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] is this protecting me i'm safe under this little roof i'm safe you cannot face me under this roof yeah oh that missed did i win or lose what's he doing am i winning come by this thing oh there's another barrel watch this come get me come on come get me come in [Music] come right around this corner use the crank that is oh oh he fell over i went and death as he was in life disgusting this is a uh this is a reading game hey donkey this game is really scary can you please play knack i'm scared i won't be able to sleep tonight can i play neck you won't be able to sleep i mean this is not so scary you should have been seeing it yesterday with the baby the fish was not as powerful as the baby the baby is still living the exits up ahead at least the fish has exploded so he might be dead thank you brown cub no i haven't found the dog whistle yet i thought the fish might have it but he didn't have it oh this is the way he was watching tv mother miranda gave me a rose jar no one likes me which is why i thought they would leave me out again but heisenberg said that why that was why we each get a rose the ceremony cannot happen without us all there mother didn't seem to care though mother [ __ ] rose as a vessel with a vessel mother can get her real child back even though she has been dead for a very long time but if mother does then what will happen to me i'm not her real child would she abandon me no i don't want that no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i did not hit her i did not it's a good storyline you're better off than i thought who's that oh come on we just met a while back nothing really matters you're the last [ __ ] in my way aren't you you've got fights i'll give you that ethan but what's the plan when you have all four flasks no no no no no what are you trying to get at i could lend you a hand i'm trying to get on my good side go don't get cocky i'd kill you if you weren't worth the trouble there's a stronghold not too far outside the village go there and get my flask do that and you pass first head back to the graveyard self-centered prick whoa [Laughter] talking [ __ ] on heisenberg thank you noodle ethan is getting crazy oh i should bring this alive get that get there for my collection heisenberg more like heisen dick nice and [ __ ] i like the hindenburg all right here's another labyrinth puzzle that i don't got the thing too you must have to come back later when you have all the powers thank you grumble and sunflower does duke make gabba goo uh should give him the recipe he'll make if you give him the ingredients he'll make you gabba you gotta go and get all the tsunami yourself too the crank used to crank the crank is so powerful the mario odyssey team is making a new donkey kong game that's not true that would be awesome i don't think we're gonna see a new donkey kong game for at least 20 years now unfortunately the mermaid ball nobody buys donkey kong games for some reason even though he's the greatest character oh oh face me face me don't do that though yeah then you go then you go don't hit me don't these guys are hard to hit the gatorade put the gatorade on your hand there we go donkey kong had really weird songs they had like oh my god had to find out [ __ ] it was like rock band but with like old macdonald had a farm and you hit this bongo control that hurts your hand where the [ __ ] did this come from i don't remember this being here can i get this for for the food and donkey kong you can only really play like one song and then like your hands are they're just beating down you have to keep clapping you have to hit the bongos and then you also have to clap i think it's the clapping that just murders your hands oh this guy this guy pisses me off i'm taking him out with the sniper right how did he live through that give me your plants mother miranda gave me a mountain now i can do lots and lots of cadoo experiments this is my secret special laboratory i did three cadoo experiments today they all went pop and made a mess i put in the kadoo and then i tried putting wolf blood from a needle into the spine the person wriggled the lat and then killed my assistant i could not hold it down so i put it in a cage now i have to feed it meatballs look at this oh thank you kitty i got so many freaking guns right now why do i have this big meat i gotta give that to me lord all right i can do this i can arrange this site resident evil 4. you just got to arrange it just perfectly boom oh this [ __ ] again i'm taking this guy out [ __ ] this guy is there a save though is there can i save [ __ ] i hate this game this guy pisses me off hey [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you he's out of there already he's no match he's powerless you have no power oh he's out of there this is silver bullets or something this is like the uh what was that gun it gave me in resident evil 1 the safety gun the safety gun with one bullet that was a good gun the self-defense gun the classic self-defense gun hey gonko please check out the game dongdong never die sometime i feel like you could make an amazing video about it it's easy content dong dong never die all right who makes that nintendo i'll check out dong dong every day all right let's get out of this hill hole i don't know how though oh that way that way there is so much stuff in this game there's there's a big baby a big baby that eats you does haunted dogs vampires fly vampire werewolves like what what else is left where's frankenstein frankenstein is definitely gonna show up eventually they can't have this game without a frankenstein yep aliens bigfoot will show up there's a giant fish talking fish this way there's something this way if the game is saying this way this is where the true treasure is or you really do have to go this way and this way it's just absolutely nothing i'll try this for another hour and see what happens maybe you can cut this tree off thanks for streaming tonight dunk i really needed a distraction from things glad i get to laugh with the funny haha man tonight donkey possum thank you pizza dog pizza dough i'm gonna slice pizza oh the chicken the chicken the chicken the chicken let's go get the chicken now anybody who knows this game knows that this chicken has been he's been talking [ __ ] this long game thank you willem dafoe the actor for green goblin thank you so much i should be able to get to the chicken now i can unlock this i have the crank i have the crank yes i made it to the chicken room incredible hold still chicken hold still chicken down reporting back to base spaghetti and meatballs don't make that face you guys you need the chicken to win it's a health upgrade the chicken is a health upgrade it's a tranquilizer it's a tranquilizer gun he's still alive dunkey you're my favorite ever do you like chicken parm or just spaghetti and meat there's a ladder back where the chicken was there's a ladder chicken ladder leah sanders a chicken ladder oh there is what's up here where does this take you treasure treasure the pigeon blood ruby oh my god that's a good secret vroom vroom vroom donkey on the move that is true damage i'm on the move now you guys the chicken is still alive it's not until you place him in the soup ah my apologies all right this makes damn i need fish still don't let up yet don't let up yet gotta find some fish i gotta find the juicy game what gives you the juicy game a deer please do take a look at my new stock oh 20 000 40 000 for the fish this is lord moroes i suppose it's what they call the beauty of the grotesque oh here we go does this just use normal handgun ammo no this is like this uses like special kill ammo right five months five dunks it's the magnum magnum ammo thank you jones food is life let's just do should i get this please come again i have so many weapons right now does the knife take up a slot i should just get rid of the knife honestly i have so much stuff oh i should have upgraded my inventory to the space here all right let's put the put the containers in here yeah i need one more thank you great thank you now where's the final where's the final guy you gotta go up here didn't i say go back to the to the graveyard can i go back here and get this treasure did the game say go to the graveyard do you guys say that oh another jewel this is the wrong graveyard this is the only graveyard in the whole game this is the wrong one graveyard with the goat shrine you guys are just making stuff up you're thinking of goat simulator dunkey you need to go to the hospital you contracted beaver fever from the beaver oil oh dingle dink bieber oil is safe to drink there has been very few reported cases of it leaving leading to beaver fever only 50 percent of people who drink it get beaver fever and i drink it every day rose is waiting for you oh this is where i go the show must go on okay this is easy wait wait wait it says graveyard this way who the [ __ ] is that who's that what is that there's a big goat there's a giant goat that's a big ass goat this is a big goat get over here get over here you big goat hold still oh oh what's he doing is he charging there's another one get out of there you oh i got both of them with one shot i'm very good at this game nice rap dunko keep up the good work that's a double goat kill well then feel free to peruse now does that count as fish meat now this is something does goat meat count as fish meat or no carry on i need fish you have an eye for quality thank you blue bird in the graveyard what do i shoot the bird hey don't make that face you guys said to shoot it it's not a real bird it's a zombie he's made out of mold he would shoot me if it wasn't if it was due if the rolls were reversed naturally he wasn't right about to shoot me in fact i'm skilled at all sorts of weapons muslims i can hardly wait just excuse me a moment all right we're cooking the food apologies for the weight yeah i wouldn't mind having that again cool i can hardly wait for the next ingredients i checked a little blue bird from mario sunshine thank you peepee bumba man an assault master thank you guys oh bird cage yeah you shouldn't eat the bird in mario sunshine i think you shoot him with water and eat the coin shoot the bird cage they are saying shoot the bird cage oh my god oh my god this game has so many secrets good luck what if i go this way instead they never thought i would go this way but what if they knew that i would go this way what if they knew i would actually go this way the whole time what is that let's get him just did it that's that's just nothing i'm going the other way because what if they thought that i would not go the right way you know the [ __ ] huh what was that what did that i should have never came this way i should have never ever came this way all right it just brings you to the same place no wait no it doesn't this is something else i'm going back the other way i'm going back i'm going the other way i'm going this way okay wait i saw somebody say he's doing it so don't go this way don't go this way i'm thinking don't go this way get ready get ready for what whatever i'm the greatest player i'll never be able to defeat me oh pig holster oh still pick i need you for food don't make that face he was right about to shoot me he had [ __ ] he had the sights on my head laser dot on my forehead he was about to pull the trigger this is rob 64. sending supplies thank you rack thank you for the supplies this is a horrible creature in here it's just some kind of horrible horrible monster just kind of horrible horrible horrible creature all right he's ending me okay wait wait wait wait oh okay where'd he go go buy this thing go by this thing boom he was unfazed he's completely unfazed by that what the [ __ ] how did he just walk through there drink to drink the juice drink the juice dunko you're one of my favorite knack players i've ever seen thanks for the great he missed he missed okay yep and now there's more monsters in here okay he's [Applause] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i got this i got this under control i just gotta go craft some sniper ammo you know bring this out hit him with a headshot one headshot he's out [ __ ] okay i got this i got this he's killing he's killing where's the grenade launcher i want this hold still boom that's it that's it he's dead he's dead he's invincible he doesn't die he doesn't die drop a mine good thinking here we go here we go i'd love to see him get pissed i'll never get past it he's still going he's still going right through the mine what about two mines two minus my work hit him with the knife oh that's good thinking maybe the knife will get him yeah maybe he's like more susceptible i think that almost got all right knife is not working that good it's another bird i missed the bird missed him oh wait did that hit did it hit okay the bird okay he's over there [Music] this guy is very powerful where did he go where am i who am i okay okay he can't hit me he can't hit me i'm too fast boom he's invincible knife [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this guy boom that's it that's it he's dead okay one more one more one more and then he's out boom and he's dead he's still going doesn't die he doesn't die oh [ __ ] now these guys are hitting me ow all right all right i gotta drink drink this shoot the bird oh i got him he said whoa whoa whoa more meat fish whoa i'm the most powerful character ever now and a treasure oh my god look at how much power i have off this good thing i went this way all these guys trying to face me what a joke get the [ __ ] out of here what a [ __ ] joke phone get out of here you guys are [ __ ] all right let's go get the big upgrades i got so much meat off of that guy you wish to make a purchase oh don't let up yet i still don't have enough fish i still don't have enough fish thank you god damn oh i should have spent the fish on this i could have actually made it don't let up yet i wonder if you get more recipes i'm just like sitting with meat in here now you don't you don't get any more recipes no no i'm more than happy to purchase it not much power one moment please delighted too to hunger used to be alive thank you for your patronage oh yeah upgrade seeking something in particular good thing thank you for your patronage maybe i should buy a bunch of ammo because i did use all of my ammo in there i'm gonna buy some ammo kill the duke and take the stuff you know you can't kill the duke this is one of the most powerful characters dunkey how does it feel to be the best gamer ever i see anything else feels pretty good it's good to be the best gamer of all so far thank you i don't think anybody else uh could have got past the fish honestly once you started talking a lot of people just would have shut the game off there thank you rusty you can get more fishes by the bridge uh i got i got like half the treasures kinda [Applause] who is this heisenberg what am i fighting heisenberg my second you guys [Applause] thank you thank you thank you everybody that left oh masters monsters are fighting get a monitor get them out of there okay i'm hearing the sound of like 800 monsters you're out of there okay okay okay this guy has that okay i'm shooting them all right they're coming to kill maybe i can trick them by this barrel come to the barrel everybody come to this barrel for some reason this guy's being the ass don't you hit me with that oh he's out of there he's out of there knock the arrow away with a knife that sounds like it would 100 getting killed oh i just got three of them with that one [ __ ] i'm gonna knock the arrow away with a knife check me out did i do it i got an achievement [Applause] i'm knocking it away with a knife yeah check me out cactus here we go all right all right one more try one more try hitting it back into him see how he likes it donkey more dunky donsley donkey grin one more time one more time and i got this boom i hit it i hit it i shattered all right i'm gonna shoot this guy though that's much easier that way all right i'm hearing like the sound of a million [Music] birds how do i get this door open the crank the scene used to crank this you have to light this you have to light the torches this is like only one heisenberg's house go by that barrel go by that barrel boom they're out of there look at this guy look at him trying to face me jump over here jump over here [ __ ] for biting you did come get me come get me come hit me come up here come on come get me [Applause] you're out of there let's get get ready let's get [ __ ] oh uh-huh okay okay i have a plan boom get around there i hear a ghoul you're a ghoul shut up i think it's just going to keep spawning the moon i think i just need to just get through these guys let's go get the treasure off of these guys no no no no no no it's going down so slow hurry up boom there i went i went now to fight heisenberg oh heisenborg oh could it be heisenberg thank you [Music] could be heisenberg could be robot got a lot of stuff to get frankensteins to get a vampire werewolf but robot that would be new could be robot next this must be their den yeah this is the den of heisenberg the nest actually [Applause] all right i don't get enough ammo for this [ __ ] [ __ ] no no [ __ ] okay uh this this is good fall for that fall for that trick i gotta make a make a thing eat the thing here we go here we go a little more a little more to the barrel boom i got this under control i got this boom double kill how do i get out of here how do i get out of this [ __ ] thing this this thing we there's monsters here they can't go across it oh dude okay they're jumping across okay [Applause] okay oh oh what's this oh [ __ ] this this holster everybody oh still so many of them there's so many of them i need them all to get in one spot everybody go in one spot and let me reload this don't nobody kill nobody kill i'm dead i'm so dead there's no way i live through this but maybe maybe see no no no this is okay this is okay this is actually okay all i gotta do is eat this over here watch this watch have a plan i have a plan put the mind down and watch watch and learn boom that's how it's done that's how you do game's over i won heisenberg you're right huh now if i know heisenberg he's way down here in the basement he's probably sitting on a big egg good job dunky you're the best don't make that face that's not even a real goat that's not even a real go the king's orders finally arrived withdraw it is most vexing that we abandoned the border stronghold to those heretics if i had but a little more time i know i might be able to turn the tides of this battle and they i should not put on this is my curiosity that ties me to this place there are a number of ruins in the vicinity which the locals say are very ancient the ceremony site with four giant statues the caves with murals painted that carved on the wall the stone plinth they called the giant's chalice where did the people who built them come from where did they go it irks me that we must abandon this place without knowing oh my god heisenberg hasn't lost his mind i saw these scientists that get drawn to this place and then they turn into the monsters that's not good that's not good what is that this guy again oh [ __ ] this is the bigger guy oh he okay he landed right on me i'm not fighting this i'm leaving you can't leave do you just have to fight this guy he's invincible wait a minute wait a minute i heard him nope no no oh god oh [ __ ] safety gun a safety gun good thing run away go run away oh he's bringing in minions [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] boom [Music] this gun is so powerful oh my goodness [ __ ] oh this is not a good zone this this is where you die ugh there was gems there's no gems in here there's no crystals in this room there's another one oh there's two more three more wow that's gotta be it there's no way there's more than that there's no way there's more than that where did they drop it i can't even pick it up oh there it is all right that's damning that's a good amount of money i want to save dracula some money i don't want to take all this money what you're the real deal ethan well done quit hiding [ __ ] i'm not letting you get out of this cool your jets just a little bit more and you're all wrapped up i'll lend you a hand so in exchange in exchange what first of all come to me put all the flasks in the altar and i'm sure you'll figure the rest out see you ethan god damn it i everybody saying kanye or kendrick that's not even a contest who's the better rapper there's the better lyrics that's not even a that's not even a question where's the better merch kindly county's got the better merch remember his uh this jesus jesus is a raptor shirt my boyfriend will only watch your stream with me if you play rock band would you like to play rock band yeah this is rock band this is that game i found heisenberg's notes this is how he made the special formula why is this going he's so tough oh [ __ ] oh i'm tripped i'm tripped kanye or jesus now that's a good question i'm gonna have to go with jesus pizza her papa john's well pizza has better ingredients and better people look this is a treasure that's not a treasure do i just leave this room i don't think there's anything this way costco or sam's club costco or sam's club well i haven't been to either of those in about 20 years i don't think i've ever been to costco actually i don't think they even have that in wisconsin so i'm gonna give it to sam's club this show must go on the show must go in [Music] where did heisenberg go he wasn't even in this castle heisenberg wasn't even his in his own castle [ __ ] heisenberg cheater not even in his own castle that was his castle that was his castle he changed castles it's my greatest pleasure to see you return alive what if this guy is the final boss welcome what if you have to face the duke please do take a look at my new stock what if duke with all the money that you spent on duke he bought a very he bought a gigantic gun he goes i've been saving all the money to buy a gigantic gun as always a trustworthy fair exchange a hundred thousand money oh man now i'm skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications and we'll do them for a small fee there's no way to face me at this point what ah it's fine all finished is this scarier than stuart little it's hard to tell i'll say this is scarier than stuart little this no yeah i'm more than happy to purchase it slightly scarier than stuart little i look forward to seeing the fruits of your explorer i don't know what i'm doing with all this i have a lot of money i guess i can buy these buy these recipes anything else securing goods is more important have a wonderful adventure story little is scary i won't lie but i say this beats it out scoring the store those one of the scarier films all right heisenberg i'm putting you out of business once and for all heisenberg oh good i was just thinking of ways to pass the time heisenberg i'm finally taking you out you've been cooking uh you've been cooking that soup for too long now i gotta take out heisenberg from the show breaking bad examine that examined it examined it it does fit it does fit it does fit it does fit i'm used to mermaid ball all right here we go what's this this is a little secret over here oh drawbridge put the crank on here thank you johnny cake now this boat this boat you know if you're getting this i'm definitely getting in the boat this is definitely definitely not making a mistake here definitely thinking that this is the right play yeah this brings you here this is my favorite place to be put the crank in here this boat ride cost 75 percent of the game's budget i believe it was very short it didn't really do anything but i believe i finished that item that was requested oh now we're way back we're way back to the start what's the point of going over here the wheel the wheel i can go back there there's a treasure in the window well the wheel well put the wheel we on the well boom here it comes here comes million dollars oh my god what's down here oh thank you jenny cakes you know there's a huge treasure down here uh this looks like i get killed this looks like i i die i think i get killed if i do this we oh the [ __ ] is it oh i'll never figure this out you have to be a genius you have to be a scientific genius to figure this out am i the smartest human in the world wait that might have been it no there's no way to figure this out there's no way in the world to figure this out no this yeah this can't be solved this is an unsolvable puzzle yes all right oh that's the whale combine the crystals i got too much money i don't even need this money i got so many weapons right now i could throw every boss at me all at the same time i would take them all out my guy is too powerful so oh examine the necklace there is no necklace this what are you gonna do with that examine again the necklace again right it's a key what's going on what's going on what is heisenberg up to this time i'll close here to crank dang it seem like the crank would go here oh heisenbridge who built this dracula dracula knows how to build all this kind of stuff don't worry about the kid even it'll be fine just get your ass across the bridge all right here we go the final battle the final battle versus heisenberg ah ethan winters welcome i didn't think you'd make it past daughter moreau but i suppose you survive worse back in america i like you i'd like to speak to you about rose and miranda oh come on in don't worry it's not a trap oh it's not the truth well if he traps me now this game is uh i can refund this because he can't lie you can't lie in the game what the hell mia truth hurts let me guess you're thinking take me out like the others and then he gets to go and save rose right i'm healing my daughter look you got this all wrong this is heisenberg he goes listen ethan you got it all wrong i'm really good guy here is all right shut your [ __ ] hole sorry about that listen ethan you're being played what are you talking about you think this is a game i said [ __ ] lady super-sized [ __ ] ugly a psycho doll and then we're on a freak don't you get it i don't want to be a part of miranda's family neither did i but here we are and i'm next in line right kill me move up the chain well [ __ ] that i don't give a damn about your personal issues i just want to fix my daughter so do i do you have any idea how powerful a kid is even miranda scared her you and me then together we go save rogues and we can use her to cry miranda into beast my daughter is not a weapon [ __ ] you you don't want to find out what's in that hole i'll take my chances bring them down with all right what is this what the [ __ ] is this thing propeller head what is this thing oh [ __ ] how do i win how do i win how do i fight propellerhead dead [Music] it is what was that thing no i don't think it was big wheel i think it was a hair man for mega man look at that look up air man mega man you'll see time i mean whatever it is looks like like it needs to go and go and fly away three months and i'm still not sure if this guy is really a donkey i'm a donkey if i'm not a donkey then how come i can do this donkey noise thank you thank you oh what is this i'm in the trash world now thank you papa chimpo this place is messed up i've gotta get upstairs this place is messed up whoa look at this whoa what are they making they're making people what the hell how did they get this whole factory look at this [ __ ] how was he in here they got to make a resident evil 9 where he just plays this guy and you just try to get from place to place to set up your store if it's just looking window shop away one moment please what ah it's fine all finished i've procured some all right how do i combine this stuff dang i don't think i can ah yes yes i can show this one and buy it i will i've gotten some new stock dang turns out all that money i had i needed this for this part i should have saved my money dang it dang you do need a lot of money oh what is there do let me know if you find anything else of value about them there's over here oh this guy this guy's classic [Applause] now they have like a mind control thing on their head this is getting wacky now zelda crank i'm seeing people say so to crank for money i don't know i guess i will i'll just sell the crank what are you saying sounded crank i have nine pipe bombs what the [ __ ] what do you do here i'm thinking put the crank is this a whole new castle that i just started maybe i should cut the stream here i'm getting kind of tired i'm feeling like this is a whole new castle i just started i cannot bring this low this is going to be [Applause] i remember back in the day when these guys could just take them out with a pistol now they're so much more powerful all right i'm gonna head back i think that's enough for today i'll fight heisenberg next time you all right guys thanks for watching everybody see you guys next time bye bye goodbye everybody come on andy i'll take you home goodnight everybody all right you're still my little love monkey when i see a smile on your hairy face i know there's no other way that could take your place i can't believe you feel the way that you do your love is like a dream come true you are the sunlight woman of my day take my hand and everything's okay i see bananas when i look in your eyes i'd shower you with coconut cream goodnight everybody thanks for watching [Music] [Music] is goodnight everybody

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Published: Tue May 18 2021