Dunkey Streams Donkey Kong 64 Part 7 Final

what [Music] [Music] today i'm beating the whole game i'm beating it all i'm finally beating this game all right [Music] leo's looking at me i'm finally beating it all hey guys i'm actually finishing it [Music] thank you nick no no i actually am going to beat it i actually am going to beat it it has an ending i think i think it does end eventually let's be lanky kong now i don't know if i did this before i kind of forget everything that happened okay love you oh this guy i remember this guy thank you chris o'brien and def gone absolutely impossible hey what did this blue guy say oh okay it's okay i see what he's saying i see what he's saying okay here we go donkey please 100 this game no i'm not 100 percenting it i'm not doing that i just want to beat it at all [Music] i just want to see the end credits in any way possible i already have i sat on my save file i have 15 hours on this already 15 or 16 hours i have like 100 bananas and there's still no end in sight only 200 to go all right oh this guy's done before this guy is down before the credits are only unlocked if you beat the game in 12 hours sorry you have to beat the whole game in 12 hours [Music] this is [ __ ] thank you bumbling all right i beat the blue creature this is a famous donkey kong character this guy is famous this is one of the most famous donkey kong characters this blue guy and a big chair dunk i've really been hoping you'd come back and beat this very excited yep i'm beating it i'm beating the whole game today finally we're going to k rool we're beating this whole thing should take what one hour i think one hour would be we'll win here we go [Music] oh banana now get up there get up there there you go [Music] okay now what is this oh [ __ ] i don't think you're actually going to do it this time sorry dumb oh no not this thing not this part thank you chris in studio thank you bird the death loop is out early what do you mean you can download it now okay wait wait what huh wait why didn't my thing work it's not working okay this is gonna hurt my time now what did he say do i have to get coins why are they why are there coins do i have to hit like a certain coin for dog block dog sandwich thank you for letting me pay you goodbye thank you robot you're welcome for letting me pay you spoiler alert donkey kong has been my big baby also happy birthday thank you robot okay oh all right okay going down this okay i don't think there's any chance i can win the race part i think the guy is gone permanently i don't think i'm ever catching up oh man i'm dead all right [Music] all right this is the hardest part of the game no i don't think this is the director's cut [Music] what the hell did you just say megamind fluffy donkey time this robot is bugging out oh i see him spinning i see him spinning look at this [ __ ] spinning look at him look at him spinning oh no he hits coins out of he hit him this guy's a [ __ ] can't you hit him didn't i hit him last time i punched him or something i killed him somehow you can kill him that's like the way to win is to kill him [Music] move it you big [ __ ] i got this one this is the new among those update oh [ __ ] oh god okay okay i win this whoa i win this i win this [Music] i win it i win it i won i win that one's easier than the other one i'm afraid that doesn't count as you didn't get 50 coins this is a dumbass game this is the dumbest [ __ ] donkey kong they ever made donkey now this is the [ __ ] donkey kong they ever do all right so i have to get 50 coins how many coins are there even i felt like i almost got all of them how do you win this [ __ ] game [Music] go lanky kong go go go go remember to get every single coin okay okay i'm grabbing them all now you have to remember to not touch the beetle or you'll lose a million points well just checking do you like me more than hong kong be honest what is this thank you game for donkey kong why didn't he he made the he made the jump last time [Music] all right all right i love how you have to watch this whole animation play out while the beetle is getting away hello donkey it's me robot i want to meet hot hot hot women on the internet robot no don't say that this is not the place for that all right all right i'm catching up i'm catching up on him [Music] you [ __ ] how many coins did he knock out oh man i need a gun they should just let you gun this [ __ ] beetle i hate this guy okay thank you jonas this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] all right all right it's already over [Laughter] don't worry guys i'm definitely beating this today [Music] i don't even need the golden banana from this i don't even know why i'm doing this i heard that lanky kong likes guitar hero what's your favorite religion what's my favorite guitar hero guitar hero green day [Music] that's all their favorite hits what the [ __ ] was it he got stuck on the thing dumb ass lanky car oh you like one piece of [ __ ] okay i hate the beetle i hate the beetle the beetle is why he sounds like a dolphin all right all right this one i get though i actually get this all right i'll try that [Music] hitting him with a needle that's a suggestion from robot he has no style he has no grace this beetle is the worst thank you robot he is the worst oh my god you hit him every time there's no option you're just doomed to hit him he's too [ __ ] big he takes up the whole screen because he's a big [ __ ] oh i hate the beatles so much the beatle is definitely the biggest villain of the dk franchise okay wait a minute wait a minute i'm onto something here wait a minute i need a way to pass him he's so [ __ ] big out of the way you big green dumb ass this is it this is it this is it hey [Music] stupid-ass beatle you're better than i thought lanky here's your prize [Music] yeah yeah damn santa drop him in the lava [Music] all right beetle down beetle down i thought that that would unlock something in the level but it didn't at all so that was completely pointless [Music] [Music] what band is the band green day for all the money i'm gonna say i'm gonna say green day final answer was that right thank you it was it was green day okay i was right [Music] thank you golden marsh and man [Music] the green day packers oh is that wait is green day from green bay that's right right yeah hi i'm new here that sounds right okay now wait this [ __ ] me over i don't even have enough points get over there okay go go go no you idiot go go go go go go you're so slow you're so little go you idiot get up there get up there go go go go go go go go go go go go go get through there there you go all right perfect now what is the point of being in here okay so this is a room that only tiny kong can access but none of the bananas in here are for her this is why nobody has ever beaten this game [Music] thank you terrible clark okay at least she can i think this is for her at least [Music] they just this is the first game that's supposed to not it's not supposed to end okay what is the point of this do i not have this power i leak with the king really leaking the king [Music] thank you starfish [Music] all right i may be trapped in here permanently [Music] on a scale from good design to amazing design how do you rate this game well i will say this if for some reason i shrank again and ran out of diamonds in that room i think i would be stuck in there permanently and i would have to reset so i will say that was actually a very cool design choice there [Music] resident evil 3 stream one isn't evil three the new one oh little b is better than kanye okay this is she saxophone [Music] donkey kong more like donkey kong that is true casey that is very true [Music] actually okay now this is a very scary one look at all these purple gators am i supposed to kill these guys okay they're impervious to this they don't die oh okay what about grenades grenades kills them okay here you go [ __ ] eat this eat this [ __ ] you go what a [ __ ] grenade die yeah there you go all right floor clear here's my prize for killing [Music] look at how fast this [ __ ] goes you homesie for that beautiful rendition okay slowly but surely i'm beating this game [Music] extremely slowly actually [Music] and maybe not surely okay who pushed the guitar did he come thank you eddie orange tesla 2 no no no no no no no no no no they can't do that they can't do that [Music] people still don't even get the original play your guitar you dick [Music] okay go up here this huh what hit me what's happening this is time what is this that's a guy what do you do you go up you shoot shoot these case huh why did the grenade launch me upwards shoot this guy is this winning he's invincible he can't be killed shoot these guys these guys are invincible everybody in this okay this is a million guys okay all right and i'm out of time all right and i gotta leave now oh am i and i'm getting shot now okay and i'm getting shot in the head where's the door where's the door where's the [ __ ] door what oh i'm getting shot again okay what the [ __ ] is with this game the [ __ ] is happening what do you do okay i have a plan i bet i don't even have enough grenades to beat this aft i think you have to get on here and start throwing grenades see that kills him i don't have enough ammo to even win this room kill him kill him diddy come on oh you're so [ __ ] weak [Music] all right so i don't have enough ammo to actually beat this that is a good design choice i really like that design choice i gotta say [Music] oh my god get me the [ __ ] out of here [Music] thank you can you throw the barrel boys at them no [Music] all right let's swap let's swap guys here really i'm just looking for zones where i can get a i'm just looking for little bananas [Music] i'm not actually looking for golden bananas i just need the little banana so i can fight the boss [Music] was that a demon voice i think that was supposed to be k rool k rule is shooting you for some reason monkey monkey jam jam monkey monkey yeah thank you okay so like everybody has a door except lanky kong so that's an interesting uh wait does diddy kong have two doors diddy kong has two doors what the [ __ ] is with this who makes this game what the [ __ ] why does diddy kong have two doors but lanky kong doesn't have one this is nonsense [Music] this is [ __ ] nonsense nothing makes sense in this game all right this guy is an ass he's untouchable he can go he can walk through books i think i have to kill these guys to get a golden banana i feel like i don't have the right tools to kill though does this kill no how about this [Music] dk 64 is the orange tesla of 3d platformers that is actually kind of true that's a little that's partially true [Music] okay now i have to do this [Music] nobody redeemed winnie the pooh channel and jason dunkey this is robot your next mission is to play the emperor's new crew for ps1 slash pc it is a hidden gem emperor's groove i feel like i would like that more than this the emperor's groove game i feel like that would be less painful overall i don't even get the golden banana who knows how you get that check the point with that oh okay i'm out of diamonds how do i check the point redemptions [Music] who dk 64. [Music] scroll up i don't see it babe how do i check if somebody got winnie the pooh mode all right well you don't hear me so that's not getting activated how do i check if we need a pool mode got turned down all right lia's checking [Music] oh i got hit by a grenade it was oh my god it actually was activated oh my god okay we need to pull mode activating here we go [Music] [Music] wherever you go [Music] all right we need the pool mode activated all right thank you for activating we need a pool mode [Music] it's going to be an interesting stream tonight let me tell you that [Music] all right now i gotta do this hello again [Music] thank you [Music] oh oh okay i fell down a [Music] trapdoor the biggest burrito oh okay doesn't seem like there's any penalty to falling down the trapdoor here you can just fall down oh okay [Music] jesus so many peoples i now have homing votes so you see you can see me homing in on the beast boom okay [Music] oh banana all right you can't see a thing what are you saying the game is here the game is under the polar bear there's a waving bear and a polar bear the game is under there and it's above the dancing uh he's doing gungum style pooh bear he's the game is above that okay see it now [Music] it's above the gun gum style pooh bear [Music] all right now let's see where are we going foreign computer revert poo mode hey somebody activated it i can't help it it's a twitch feature it's a fit it's a feature on twitch every stream has this i'm pretty sure every stream has this where if you activate winnie the pooh mode it does this [Music] look it up this is a normal feature on twitch i don't make the rush subscribe for five months and this is the size of screen i get aragorn listen this is good all you have to do all you got to do is go full screen and you need like a 100 inch monitor and this is a good size i can't help it if you don't have a 100 inch curved monitor curved screen 8k it's easy it's an easy fix just got a seven thousand dollar monitor it's one of the easiest fixes out there all right [Music] hey i found some bananas [Music] oh i opened a secret cabin wow [Music] all right all right i'll deactivate one of the pumas i can't just be giving this away for free somebody else will have to activate it people are really mad people are getting real mad that it's deactivated you got to get more points what can i say [Music] what how do you reach it in three seconds play your player trombone you ass play your trombone you [ __ ] bring the trombone out what why are you bringing that out play the trumpet you idiot what are you doing play the thing [Music] [ __ ] thank you i hate you go get get oh my god lanky kong play the trumpet you have ammo don't i i have nine trumpet ammo play what are you doing what how did you die what do you what what the [ __ ] was that this is like playing the trombone at trundle's house is this guy broken [Music] yeah hello donkey when will you play with cockadicka i'm not playing with kakadika i'm not playing with that guy how do i break this open why did i kill him it's funny it's funny to do it how do i break through the damn ice can chunky kong punch through ice chunky kong has a big punch yes that is the kong with the funny face oh okay he can punch the big ice ah yes now i can go in the room with donkey kong stuff thank you game oh thank you sober for all the bones [Music] activate activate chunky yes yes activate activate the move this is not right [Music] all right let's swap the donkey kong all right i have ammo i do have ammo let's go over here [ __ ] kill this guy because i hate him boom oh one shot one shot one kill [Music] i left for one minute and poo mode is already gone listen the burn the light bulb that burns twice as bright lasts half as long [Music] that's good advice to always remember the best modes are the shortest moves what is everybody's favorite mode on uh uh mario kart that balloon mode only lasts three seconds that's why it's the favorite it's only three second rounds i believe [Music] now watch this look at this [ __ ] thing pick this up hey guy hey guy [ __ ] idiot damn it [Music] [Music] [Music] i need some more ice walls to break what's in here oh i can break this right break it oh you baby hit it he's so weak [Music] kill it with your head oh my god here we go here we go big mode now we can yeah come on you suck break it with your big ape head you big dumb ass oh my god you're so weak okay turn it off turn big mode off [Music] chunky car more like fuckercon if you ask me [Music] back again chunky oh how about another jet pack game how about no i want the power not jet pack you ass okay okay wait i'm getting i'm actually getting a potion here we go gorilla gone what is he gonna do use this one as often as possible huh chunky you can't win you can go invisible so we don't have to look at your ugly face wow that's kind of [ __ ] that's kind of over the line [Music] cranky kong went a little too far there [Music] okay so now i can go invisible and go through the ice go invisible chunky [Music] oh you big you big dumbass [Music] all right i guess you have to stay up stand on the head so i gotta go find that pad holy [ __ ] so i gotta go get that pad turn it on walk all the way back here i need like maxed out crystals to even reach that they really are trying to stretch this game out as long as humanly possible but i am i am beating it definitely here look at this it is good music i will say that i do like the music how many worlds are left i don't know probably a hundred the final boss is 40 minutes long that is actually true when you're gonna play donkey kong 64 though the funky kong what the [ __ ] is the funky kong [Music] [Music] okay i'm maxed out on headphones juice whatever that does [Music] get this guy away from me all right i am very confused what to do right now [Music] i'm looking for crystals [Music] i need a million crystals [Music] or i need to find a closer pay it closer chunky pad thank you kabuki steve why is it playing evil music because these things are falling on my head that's not that evil hey donkey i have a question what is your opinion on clb clb you mean blt blt is good [Music] that's one of the best sandwiches all right this is a tiny kong so that you can go and dance go up that cliff and drop the boulder on a switch there to break the ice huh drop a boulder on a switch there ain't no boulders up hey i found some crystals i like how chunky swims he's got a good swim animation look at that form beautiful form he's like a big butterfly he's like a little big it's a thousand pounds i started subbing when you started playing this game it's been taking a while huh no no no this is a very short game i'm about to beat it actually i'm pretty much done with it [Music] [Music] okay this is this is the rumpus room this is okay there's a there's two teleporters in this one room for some reason these bats are [ __ ] with me go away there's an ice banana and ice over there okay here's more crystals this is good to get get this all right now we're getting somewhere it's playing the scary song again all right i can't see where i am been having a bad day and then boom dunko kong to the rescue thank you donkey thank you let's go sorry you're having a bad day oh chunky khan you can't pick up purple coins what next can't pick up red coins that's [ __ ] good chunky kong is one disgrace of a guy am i right or am i right [Music] get up there yo your ass i think i did see a diddy kong thing what is that up there oh how in the world does diddy can't get up here i'm gonna have to fly in on my jet pack this is gonna be a i feel like i'm gonna use up all the crystals on this plan now all right i have a plan you [ __ ] ass i'm killing you is this really your favorite game this is my favorite 3d donkey kong game and the n64 that is true okay now check this plan out check this plan okay it worked it worked now i just gotta fly through the hoop for the million points boom okay that did something now i just gotta do this [Music] it's only master yoni it's only his second favorite 3d dunk what's your first favorite what's your first favorite 3d donkey kong game on the n64 if i if you don't mind me asking what the [ __ ] is this boy one two three oh no it doesn't work like that boy three where's four okay is this four okay okay i can do this i can do this [Applause] oh wait some of them are still dead oh i thought i would have to restart the whole thing all right that was easy donkey kong 64 2 lanky's revenge okay i haven't played that one yet i know that is a popular game these aren't even 3d these are just 2d gifs what a sham this is doom graphics all right watch this watch this boom oh that's a big hit that's one big hit certified lover boy by drake don't get me started on drake whatever you do don't get me started on drake once you get me started on drake there's no stopping don't ever get me started on drake once you get me started on that there's no stopping don't no no no don't get me started on drake oh [ __ ] now you are now you guys already got me started on drake drake this [ __ ] dragon looking ass he's not a rapper that's a [ __ ] dragon looking at this guy fortnight playing ass guy get the [ __ ] out of here kendrick would have played a better game than that i know you probably get asked this a lot but how much did kanye pay you for your help on his latest album and will that money go into creating a kanye slash dunky merch line on donkeyscastle.com yes we are in talks with uh we're in talks with kanye's people about doing the kanye donkey ko lab merch we have some really good designs coming in i got a thing i died why did that do so much damage why is it where is he going [Music] donkey kong more like monkey ball so what was i saying drake this [ __ ] dragon ball z looking [ __ ] fortnite looking [ __ ] don't even get me started why does that do so much damage donkey kong you ass why does donkey kong take so much damage to ice whatever the [ __ ] this is ice maze vine what huh huh i feel like i'm not supposed to be in here i'm supposed to have like some invincibility thing i think but uh [ __ ] them i'll just beat it without it watch this okay that didn't work donkey kong is weak to ice okay that makes sense i would have known if i played donkey kong math all right that's an instant kill this is hard what the hell okay okay okay don't kill don't kill don't kill maybe if i just follow it like this there i'm doing it i'm doing it donkey kong you dick just use your watermelon [Music] all right this time i'll get it oh oh i'm doing it i got this i got this hey there it is easy now hold how do i switch ammos now i have two different ammos in my gun this game has more systems than any game i don't think there's a game with more just [ __ ] systems in this game donkey is the donkey master this is the least intuitive game what am i what no don't do that [Music] okay i killed something how do i switch ammo types donkey kong switch your ammo type switch off of homing ammo they need like an encyclopedia with all the [ __ ] game mechanics you can't switch you can't switch your ammo type that's good to know oh [ __ ] i almost went through that whole thing all right i maxed out at 24 crystals for some reason 24 is the max that's a great uh it's a great round number that they picked [Music] press j trigger on inside of controller oh that is that is right actually you have to open up the controller with a screwdriver and press the hidden j trigger i forgot about that mechanic [Music] hmm [Music] why would they make you do that i mean it's it's it's not even the most [ __ ] up thing i would have to do to be honest [Music] all right i'm in the purple the room no this is not emulator this is this is factory sealed this is a factory sealed copy still sealed [Music] no get that out of your mouth no i didn't the box is still sealed this is a sealed copy get up there you dick [Music] how do i play it oh that is good thinking actually yeah it is unsealed i opened it i didn't take it that far out yeah this is unsealed copy don't worry [Music] okay there it is this is like death stranding climbing get up there you dick there you go there you go boom boom okay okay [Music] i saw a secret door up here i don't know there's no secret thank you azzy all right this isn't good wait wait how do i leave the [ __ ] why did standing on that okay all right and that opens the thing he has no style thank you who's got the triangle i think it's him [Music] [Music] am i excited for matrix4 a little i do want to see it although they don't have agent smith he's not in it and morpheus is not in it they have a knockoff morpheus looking good what the [ __ ] is this huh what why is he dying he's strapped to a thing he's gonna die he's dead he's being killed he's murdered oh god he died he's dead what the [ __ ] what what's happened [Laughter] you just punch him the [ __ ] stay dead you stupid guys let me shoot this thing quick no don't lock onto the dumbass thing oh you ass okay okay let's redo this [Music] where wait where he's still dead oh no he's alive he's alive okay there he is what if i'd play my chunky song play your chunky song idiot oh [ __ ] all right good i'll just do that next time wait wait aim aim hit there all right i got him this time [Music] something about this rabbit this rabbit was definitely pissing me off earlier so i feel like maybe i shouldn't say you have to defend them for this long no no no no no gee thanks donkey kong don't worry [Music] yeah but main tricks for i think they're going with the uh i think there's going with the the the matrix mmo storyline where morpheus died i think only me and three other people played the matrix mmo and they're sticking with that storyline that only us four people know about [Music] they killed morpheus off into mmo and it was like a big mystery to find out who killed morpheus that was supposed to be like the storyline but then the game got like shut down in like four months or something how do you get in this thing i don't my time is running out chunky neo neo save me neo my time my luck is running out neo i think that was canon when he fell out of the building in that path of neogame oh yeah i don't know i don't know how you can have matrix without morpheus that's the main character of matrix and no agent smith i don't know i don't know if it can be done the best part of matrix is when morpheus actually fights somebody it's like oh [ __ ] morpheus is actually fighting now that's always the best part [Music] because morpheus is always going ah i'm a fancy pence guy ah but then he goes out right now i'm gonna kill this guy that's always the best part now they can't have that part [Music] the guy that played morpheus is dead no he's not dude he was just in that shittiest superman movie superman vs spiderman [Music] boom [Music] [Music] i went through all that [ __ ] just to play another mini game you were hit donkey kong just [ __ ] hit his head on the floor all right here we go i was hit you were hit you were hit okay how is it don't get hit once [Music] at least i have infinite ammo i was hit yeah i did know i was hit thank you lamp thank you so much all right i was hit i was hit i was hit welcome to bonus stage all right i got this i'm not getting hit this time [Music] yeah yeah get out of here get out of here [Music] boom face me face me [Music] i was hit all right this time i'll get it i just have to never up i just gotta not get hit once welcome to bonus stage i was hit i like that they all come at you at the same time that's a nice design choice that they went for is there one that's closer okay okay here we go here we go i got this i got the strategy down there second you see him spawning in oh [ __ ] i can't even see that guy you [ __ ] game he spawned off screen all right this is this i don't get it this time no this is not death loop this is not death i'll no it does appear that i am stuck in kind of a loop where i keep continuing to die so i can see why you were confused no i get this i get this i win this no just okay i'll get this don't worry oh thank you i was hit actually thank you for telling me get the [ __ ] away from me get away jesus you have to do this for a minute get no okay okay i got this i got this under control [Music] okay the camera actually kind of snaps over so you have to kind of like hover around over here spawn in spawning see what happens no no i got this i got this [Music] i got this there it is there it is [Applause] i was not hit what just happened what all right i was not hit [Music] back again donkey [Music] i'm not letting you have a potion i think i have enough bananas yet to feed the hippo let's go try to feed them i still haven't even got that many bananas i don't know where the [ __ ] they're hiding the bananas on this level i feel like chunky kong's eating them all off off screen you like the hippo like the pig nipples leah doesn't like the pig's big nipples you don't like this guy he has nipple rings actually that's not realistic i think the hippo has them too they both have nipple rings [Music] i don't know dude this that's what they do they have six nipples yes says pigs have six nipples so this game is not right and they don't stand on two feet i think i don't think they do that either sex cells [Music] yeah what can you say sex sales [Music] idea doesn't make them oh my god do i have enough oh [ __ ] off oh wait no i do i do have enough i have enough i just have barely enough wow okay thank you thank you who's who's boss donkey kong has to fight again wow all right here we go what's this boss fight gonna be like [Music] hey dunk when is the competitive fighting game dong dong never die stream [Music] the [ __ ] is happening [Music] oh [ __ ] it's this guy he's back oh no he's back to life oh god yeah yeah [Music] all right this this boss is easy [Music] this box is extremely easy to defeat what's he doing [Music] huh [Music] okay just watch out for a shockwave okay now he's rolling he's doing the roll now he's doing this part [Music] all right oh this is easy this is easy i just kill him [Music] here he comes [Music] [Music] hello thanks for the content thank you [Music] i got you now i got you now boom [Music] he's out of there he's fried oh he's still going [Music] now what's he up to [Music] he's going for two two grandpa he's going for three ground pounds i'm incredible oh the [ __ ] is this oh he's got a big gun now oh i don't like that i don't like that big gun okay oh oh what the [ __ ] is that [Music] okay [Music] boom he's out of there [Music] all right never figured this thing out but whatever okay let's get out of here now we gotta go fee we gotta go free uh hello drunky this is the robot speaking if you look carefully there is the secret rat room easter egg don't miss it there is a secret rat room easter egg oh i think i know where that is actually [Music] i think it's over here i think the red room is this way hey gang why don't you hold this for me piece of [ __ ] hey guys all right [Music] i was hit that was it thank you bird milk what's this room this is a low [Music] how do you get in there what idiot came up with this kind of wait wait wait chunky con can go invisible ah what the [ __ ] how does chunky go invisible use the donkey kong barrel i don't see a dog i see a diddy kong barrel i'll just use the diddy kong barrel it'll be easy [Music] check this out thank you slush watch this ah come on that's stupid this is a dumb game i'm leaving what a [ __ ] scam [Music] thank you racket gay here you go he's doing his dance it looked like there was one lit more level left oh you gotta go in the mouth my god oh there's two more levels all right so this is going to take a while actually to beat this game dang cute giants and boar in cube thank you guys yeah this is gonna be at least another seven hours it is it is kind of like a strand like game there's a lot of walking and a lot of you know kind of going back and forth between places [Music] damn cute nate well i streamed the donkey kong mmo [Music] well i believe that game was taken down after its first month out because the servers were so expensive to keep up it was incredibly expensive to keep track of where all the bananas were in real time how do you get into the [Music] into the mouth huh how do you get up there [Music] it's so far away oh there's a big cannon over here look at this [Music] oh that almost was bad [Music] this isn't right is this right i think this is not right [Music] i don't think this is right this is right this is right [Music] fat so is it i'd choose your last words more carefully if i were you what's that who's there [Music] any last requests [Music] nearly there i'm almost safe [Music] i think not [Music] oh [ __ ] these cutscenes are like a flash video i would have made when i was 12. that's the logic they're going it's like logic that only the person who made it would get all right this is a scary level this is one of the scariest levels [Music] [Music] i'm so sorry you guys i didn't know this was going to be a horror game whoa oh my god [Music] thank you so much what's the username for all the bones that's the million bones thank you for the 50 bones giveaway that's the million bones that guy really likes this level this is one of his favorite levels this level is massive do they keep getting bigger [Music] yes levels keep getting bigger thank you [Music] thank you so much what's the username oh thank you nate thank you nate for the bones too too many bones though don't give me too many bones just give me like one or two bones maybe oh i'm in space [Music] all right [Music] thank you mandy and gigabounds hearing [ __ ] oh he's dead that was it [Music] here i go here i go [Music] [Music] [Music] you suck ass at this game i just won i just beat the game hmm okay now this is the bat slayer this is a very scary place to be [Music] here we go here we go now this is a dunk this is a monkey seaweed is that guy he has eyes all right i gotta hit this guy oh he's so far away [Music] oh god he's so far all right i got this i got this i just gotta time this exactly right boom that went that hit him that hit him that hit him enough that hit him right in the face that went directly through him look at this it's phasing right through his face all right he's a [ __ ] guy he's a [ __ ] kind of guy i hear a little fairy flying around oops that's the camera button [Music] does it does it there she is got it ah beautiful photo funky kong gives you a sniper rifle all right i'll get the sniper rifle from funky cone [Music] that sounds right that sounds like you would need the sniper rifle from funky cone print that picture with your monkey film that is good thinking actually i feel like that was a nice green picture is this funky kong's house look at that moon wow beautiful moon all right that's a barrel that's not funky kung's house [Music] thank you lil queso [Music] funky served in the marine corps damn [Music] all right i'm think i'm going somewhere i'm getting bananas so that's good is this something good am i going somewhere good what's in here okay now this is somebody else now i got a swap i'm gonna go get all the donkey kind of bananas this is the most important currency the little bananas [Music] oh oh oh that's one dead donkey kong [Music] see ya [Music] oh all right i got to check out this it's okay i have the speed run down watch this it didn't work i thought he would bounce over to the platform [Laughter] all right don't worry don't worry i got the speed run down i got the speed run down now it's actually faster this way it's faster to dive multiple times watch boom see i know you could do that [Music] write this down write this down this is how to win now there's a zone down here with the haunted tree this is where the hippo lounge is oh no this is oh now this is a grave whose grave is this this is a grave of uh like a tiki torch this is where a tiki torch died [Music] aku aku from crash bandicoot yeah that might be his grave i don't need any more of these coins i think i have enough of those for the next 10 donkey kong games you don't ever spend the coins all right i'm climbing up the mountain this is a big ass level [Music] play the drums [Music] so far i'm getting bananas though a lot faster than the last level i think the last level was the longest level to beat oh [ __ ] okay i'm still good i'm still good just gotta make this jump [Music] don't worry i have a speeder never speed room if i go up this ladder i can speed run past look i'm already back i think what's the deal with this drawbridge am i is this right is this right [Music] oh my god thank you so much cash app compound the cash app compound is in here oh my god thank you for the bones [Music] thank you for being awesome donkey much love bro [Music] it gave a bone for every donkey kong for every calling in the game it's a classic move [Music] now bring the drawbridge thank you bring up the drawbridge thank you [Music] now don't hit me [Music] this is getting very scary up here now i have to not the same man that can open jars of spaghetti yes i am very good at opening a jar of spaghetti unless it's not too sealed down too tight then i can't get it [Music] back again donkey huh how about jet pack i want to play jet pick all right what's the next power for donkey kong super duper simian slam big up buddy bastion took your time getting this one huh donkey you and the other flea ridden cone can now slam that's all you're getting now scram all right i got bigger butter hit that gave donkey kong a bigger butt oh my god it's a ghost oh my god oh my god oh i didn't know that's so scarier than silent who here's the museum sorry guys i didn't know this was going to be so scary i would have put a rated m warning [Music] i didn't know this was an organ this is a big ass level jesus it just keeps going up i think i think this is purple con oh my god oh my god thank you so much bumbling thank you all for the bones you guys that's a lot of bones that's the most oh all right that really was a bad hit to get hit by i was hit http i'll say this how was it nz.gov donkey donkey bow what's going on dot info thank you robot thank you so much bumbling for the bones again all right now we just gotta climb the entire castle again [Music] oh oh oh huh warp only baby swarm he came up [Music] [Music] all right i got this maybe i should work maybe i should actually work maybe i should just work to the top wow [Music] i feel like this level could go two ways [Music] it could go in the way that that is actually a very short level or is actually a very long level you could go they could only go two different ways i'm gonna bank that is uh long like every other level in the game that's what i'm bet now no no medium level that's out of that that's out of the picture i don't think we'll see a medium-sized level this is like they went to a real castle and made and imported the entire thing they said how long does it take to walk from one end to the castle to the other oh four hours okay that's how long it should take in donkey kong oh i can do biggest buddhist slam [Music] how do i do it no you gotta do charge do your charge charge up no charge charge i forget how you do it [Music] hold b yeah i'm holding b maybe she can't do it maybe only donkey kong can do it oh you just hold b by itself you don't even hold z ah okay ah the rainbow coin just what i needed just to add to my collection of i wish i could trade in coins for bananas that would speed this game up a lot that would definitely make this a much faster game to be i think i have 70 coins on every character you need them at the end oh god damn [Music] oh this is very scary in here look away unless you're older than a hundred [Music] get hold still now hold still boom do i need the sniper rifle here thank you buckles [Music] thank you so much all right i'm thinking i need the sniper rifle here [Music] you're 99 nope sorry sorry look away thank you muffin look at this trash can what is this this is a big trash can where the hell is funky kong's house [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hedge maze there's gonna be a time limit of like 10 seconds i guarantee you yep all right this way this way okay this way this way i'm thinking this way boom this is making me dizzy thank you oh over him lincoln i'm getting really dizzy from this camera i don't know what it is about this it's just making me sick me.twitch.tv user notice hashtag dumpstream i'm looking for more blue bananas are there any more blue bananas in this maze i see a barrel i see this i think you need this for something you only need four crowns to win the game oh do i already have four [Music] [Laughter] [Music] i got this under control this is an easy crown [Music] [Music] check me out check me out [Music] yeah spank his but yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah [Music] fight me come on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there it is [Music] all right let's get out of here it stopped raining it was raining before in here right i think that's right i'm starting to lose my mind from playing this all right now was i supposed to actually walk out the other way for a prize or was that fine i feel like i did something wrong but whatever yep yes yes so i was supposed to go through that door no that was fine all right people are saying no now maybe i think that's the most honest answer maybe [Music] perhaps [Music] i don't want to play jet pack cranky calling you ass stop trying to get me to play jet pack ah you're back i want to play jet pack ah you really like the game jetpack right i want to play hey thanks for coming in want to play mario instead want me to just turn on mario 64 instead of this [Music] oh [Music] all right i'm entering the haunted hall wow okay [Music] oh god the camera is locked over here okay [Music] oh oh my gosh chess why is there a tiny con thing here get my guns out where's my guns all right i have to play a big game of chess here or something [Music] donkey turn down this game the laugh is freaking me out [Music] don't worry the laugh is just monkey kong laughing from his grave i think i have to shoot this oh you have to light him with the jet pack okay okay diddy kong is immune to fire that's nice okay that wasn't too hard now get i'll get that get that while you're up here okay now grab this [Music] oh [ __ ] this no i'm not doing this no no no i'm not oh no this one is not so bad yeah i'm just gonna leave that [Music] no don't go back in okay go go up go up hey go how do i speed up oh all right i was hit [Music] i need to warn you before lanky kong makes a big noise all right i'll try to warn you next time [Music] my bad [Music] monkey khan says ah that is true he does say that all right now i gotta swap to the little kong walk all the way back in dodge this guy [Music] come back in here jump on this thing okay i didn't get her power yet so i can't use that [Music] all right now i gotta go back to cranky kong's house [Music] don't worry cranky kong's house is right there i think where was it was it i think it's down this way this will all be worth it [Music] get this killed a ghost oh let's get these bananas [Music] [Music] okay okay thank you thank you for the bone [Music] all right eat the monkey juice it's your lucky day drink your monkey juice there you go monkey port warpim craftius i'm really proud of this one if you stand in my pad with your face you'll be teleported to another location it'll be all wanna play jetpack you [ __ ] ghost [Music] all right this is all gonna be worth it oh okay we gotta swap to back to diddy kong twitch.tv user notice swap back to diddy hit the pad now swap back [Music] all right this is gonna be this is really going to be worth it all right now we just got to kind of fix this all right here we go [Music] it's an invisible wall fairy oh bad picture bad picture oh still oh still bad picture bad picture [Music] the [ __ ] this thing moves so fast hold uh hold still you dumb thing there good picture thank you johnny you're mine and warlord thank you guys thank you for the bone oh oh no we're going to be teleporting oh oh no no no okay we're going to be doing a lot of teleports here [Music] shoot that shoot that jumped [Music] hit hit there easy thank you chimping thank you for the bones chimp [Music] this is a big zone [Music] wait a minute what i have to go huh i have to go little mode and go in here no what's the point of being little huh [Music] why oh you gotta go a little and go in there [Music] get in there [Music] all right we're wait what the [ __ ] why am i a race car oh no i'm that's a race car i'm in a car beat me in a two-lap race and get 10 coins okay go [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] i got this [Music] oh you can miss them oh it lets you miss some checkpoints i didn't see them you're gonna skip something [Music] wow it's like wave race [Music] oh [Music] all right i'm gaining on them i'm gaining on it's okay it's okay i got this [Music] i just need two more coins [Music] bad luck well it's not my fault it's bad luck there's nothing that could have been done it's a luck based game and i had bad luck there maybe i'll get good luck on this one [Music] i don't get why we're racing on the old factory level though [Music] it's okay it's okay i like to get hit by that tnt and lose those coins [Music] i gotta do a big skip here [Music] i gotta just like skip like a hundred of these can i just do this all right i think i i think i got too crazy i thought i could just skip like a hundred of them maybe i can kill the car off [Music] damn it get over here oh bad luck yeah nothing could be done nothing nothing could have been done there just an unlucky round all right all right it's a luck based game this time i'll get it now [Music] oh oh bad luck [Music] i almost had some bad luck right there [Music] [Applause] [Music] did i beat the game yet yep i beat it i beat it while you were gone [Music] now i'm just going for the hundred percent [Music] oh [ __ ] bad luck bad luck here's some more bones oh [ __ ] i tried to go too crazy there [Music] how does it work how does it determine which ones you can skip well it's all locked it's all look base scheme i think i'll get it this one [Music] yeah it's just random luck really it's like going into a casino [Music] [Music] [Music] this kind of looks like the car from toy story move it oh my god he's an ass this guy's an ass [Music] who do you guys hate more this guy or the beatle [Music] to me i hate to beat them more [ __ ] okay i hate this game more [Music] impression of dk saying okay i'll do my dk impression i win i did it i won i won good luck please to warn us before the scary parts where lanky khan made it noise tough luck tiny but it's no good beating me in the race unless you collect enough coins i'm afraid you'll have to try again [Music] oh kind of hard to see that tnt crate with the camera just kind of hovering above the ramp all right all right i got this i got this it's all right it's a luck based game [Music] eventually you gotta have some good luck [Music] go go go go monkey come on oh there we go there we go i beat him on that turn get up there go up there i got this i got this oh he's he's done he is done for [Music] boom looks like luck was on my side it was actually a skill based game luck had nothing to do with it i was a more skilled player i'm actually a very very skilled player [Music] how do you get through this maze what is better donkey kong 64 or the first resident evil what's better donkey kong or resident evil [Music] well they're very similar they're actually very very similar games they're both horror games [Music] and they're both games where you have to just [ __ ] dick around [Music] for hundreds of hours accomplishing nothing both have the same camera that is true both games do have the same camera system i guess that's all there is in here [Music] this ghost has this game has ghosts instead of zombies i think that's the biggest difference [Music] but they do look they both have a haunted mansion so that's that's kind of similar [Music] does this game have goblins so far no goblin what's this cloud how do you go can i stand on this cloud wait i saw funky kong did you see him oh that's cranky where's funky going [Music] baby goblins are hiding [Music] they could be the thing about goblins is you'll never know where they'll strike next [Music] i knew i knew donkey kong opened the library oh donkey kong can jump on clouds oh he can i thought he would just fall right through but he actually can what was the point of this they built houses different back in the day they would just have a hall that leads to nowhere another difference from resident evil yeah and resident evil you can't you can't walk on clouds and fall right through that was a dad that was actually a good change in my opinion i like to be able to walk on them thank you thrilled [Music] thank you michael [Music] thank you crossing stream [Music] all right well this is the library you can tell by the big books this sand resident evil both have libraries wait did i open the uh i opened a secret room didn't it [Music] thank you man oh oh this is straight out of mario 64. [Music] i'm invincible [Music] yeah get to get there you go no there are no goombas in this game but there are beavers hmm oh is a latitude in this game i don't know what you're asking but definitely it is if it makes the game more complicated it's in the game [Music] all right i gotta get chunky kong [Music] thank you so many [Music] [Applause] here we go going in the museum at one point you have to calculate your coordinates with pen and paper that would not surprise me that's what you had to do in the game the witness [Music] you actually did have to do that you had to go into photoshop and like solve them in photoshop [Music] okay now this is a hidden con see this thing this is a hidden con this is golden kong [Music] oh my nana why doesn't it open open it open up again open oh it's that one [Music] hmm something with this okay that hurt me [Music] [Music] yeah i see what they're saying uh-huh i see what they're saying and you take the boulder and throw it at the shield [Music] well this game's broken and sucks [Music] what up dunk man [Music] chunky calling you as i wanted you to put it down and you threw it like a ass [ __ ] this [Music] um [Music] i'm not getting it i'm not getting that one [Music] all right let's go eat chunky kong's juice [Music] i don't want to play jet pack all right this game if it was an option i would one percent this game [Music] if i could beat the game with only completing one percent of the game that's what i would do here all right i need diddy khan [Music] half percent yeah i'm looking for the half percent oh whoa huh what happened where did the where where did the thing go is this right [Music] oh i forgot diddy kong has a triple jump he's mario is this donkey kong frozen ape on the nintendo dream geez no no this is not donkey kong frozen ape this is donkey kong [ __ ] ape [Music] oh all right here we go get the banana get the banana okay so you do fall through the cloud if you stay on for too long that's how it works thank you jake okay this is mario paint don't laugh at me kill you [Music] if anybody laughs at me this is what happens [Music] laugh at me huh think i'm funny funny again huh [ __ ] funny guy huh [Music] yeah yeah for me huh [Music] nope nope right now next we gotta go here [Music] no i didn't press j i actually pressed right there for that one i pressed the q button oh [Music] yes there actually is an ending to donkey kong 64. if you play it for long enough if you play it for several years the game actually does end eventually but you have to play it for years years and years on end now it's true it's true there is there truly is an ending if you play it for long enough it ends it's just that nobody has ever played it long enough to see the ending [Music] does donkey kong grow on you well this game grows on you in the sense that you think it's over but then there's 18 more levels you know what i'm saying it grows on you and essence all right here's your ditty barrel uh huh hmm okay oh this is this this is this this part is like this so this part is here if i go down here this is here okay so this thing is here how do you open this door this guy is there that's the ghost how far up can i go that's okay that's as far up as you can go can i climb this oh i was up there already okay i almost have the whole level downloaded yep okay yep definitely okay yeah you gotta go in here [Music] oh any chunky looks like i'm almost halfway through i'm not even that far i'm not even halfway goddamn this thing can i ever see how many bananas what we're looking for is how many bananas i have on each corn have a decent amount i need more on chunky and more on daddy and more on nike [Music] [Music] only one month until you are pregnant [Music] all right [Music] let's do this [Music] i'm getting a lot of bananas in this in this zone i'm liking this i'm liking how many bananas they put in here this must have been an accident to place this many [Music] question here so there's another maze inside of this maze so i gotta okay so that so get these bananas i gotta switch to donkey kong to hit the switch then switch to diddy kong to get the banana okay let's this is a great game design here hit this oh okay okay that's of course it wouldn't be that easy wait okay okay i can't pick these up now like this oh i can solve this this is chunka khan wait is it supposed to make chunka kong or donkey kong probably donkey kong all right let's just make chunky kong to be funny all right yep donkey kong you probably have to do it with each character that was a donkey kong mouth that was a donkey kong mouth this should be a kong i feel like this should this is a great kong design that i've come up with no this is a this is a chunky mouth look at this big ass mouth that's a donkey kong mouth definitely oh this should be a kong this should be a con it's a lanky kong but his mouth is slightly different and with donkey kong's hair [Music] oh this should be a con oh this is a good kong oh i like this one oh this is a good one oh wait a minute wait a minute somebody take a picture of this design and send it to nintendo what if the mouth was coming out of this yellow tooth walrus kong exactly exactly tuskegon these are good designs did donkey kong have a big duck bill mouth i think this is right [Music] this i think this is right there he is that's right how is that not right that's donkey kong's big mouth this is the most fun i've had in this game making the donkey kong wait this actually is right it's the top left that's right he looks so big all right i guess that was right [Laughter] his mouth looks too big i thought i was just making a funny one again what's this market [Music] how the [ __ ] do you get that huh this game is gonna it's gonna take years to beat this so all of these little diddy bananas are locked behind these little crates the people who make this are an [ __ ] chunky kong stuff locked behind a thing chunky punches the doors oh okay now we're in business [Music] now we're in business [Music] they sold this game to children they're cruel this is just the tip of the iceberg back in the day they were like oh this game is too simplistic kids will beat it too fast it only took me it only took me seven months to get through the maze children will get bored children will think it's too easy [Music] yeah bubsy 3d i mean bubsy 3d was probably the same price this is definitely the bigger this is definitely the better the better way to go in my opinion and you get the expansion pack if you get this this game came with the donkey kong ram thing that they had to make just for this game because they didn't make this game right you can play majora's mask and perfect dark with the expansion pick see can you play them without it or do you need [Music] it was broken without it was there any game where it was optional or just made it better no don't shoot that game [Music] [Music] hit that hit hit that hit shoot that shoot shoot that there you had to use the rumble pack or star fox 64 wouldn't work that's not real that one is not real you could definitely play without the rumble pick hmm [Music] boom [Music] all right i see the blue balloon over there here i go i can't huh okay i got very lucky there no no no no don't inflate no don't how am i gonna do this i need to bring out his shooting thing there is this good advice please help my date is in four minutes for your first date you should definitely go to sabaro shabaro is very romantic [Music] [Music] tomorrow is very it's italian food the italians are very romantic people you always have to remember this yeah they have food is tomorrow the pizza the pizza is the food thank you ark [Music] me and leah drove way up north yankees fan since you we went way up north to see her parents and there was a sign that said food and pizza we found a place that has food and pizza ah thank you ferret pizza is a drink oh maybe that's why it is kind of a drink i heard you were talking [ __ ] no no i wasn't talking [ __ ] on lanky khan i was talking [ __ ] on chunkycon driving through wisconsin i saw a giant billboard that just said cheese that sounds right that actually sounds like like 10 billboards that i saw [Music] don't say booba don't look at the monkeys boobs nobody look at the monkeys big boobs don't do that this is rated e [Music] [Applause] thank you thank you for being respectful about it [Music] do i have enough bananas yet in this [ __ ] hell hole of a game i probably need some more but let's just go feed these [ __ ] 400 holy [ __ ] [Music] how do you get 400 there's like only 400 in the entire level how many is there there's a hundred for each kong i feel like there's not even 100 per con this is [ __ ] this game is never getting beaten we are never going to beat this mark my words this game is never getting beat ever by anyone [Music] this game was made by sadists and perverts exactly [Laughter] [Music] i think that's just from the back of the box [Music] i was 10 years old and i beat it no no no no no you were confused you're confused you thought you beat it when you got the first golden banana then you turned it off then you took it out of the n64 and threw it and threw it at the wall at 80 miles an hour [Music] all right i just got to get 50 more bananas should be easy the back of the box was donkey kong looking at bubba kong with an astonished face that sounds right thank you doha dope this game was a huge part of my childhood and i never even got to beat it same here i would always play this when i was a little kid i never even got to this level when i was a kid i don't even think i made it to the ice cave level when i was a kid [Music] this level didn't exist they added the sin later i never even was born that's true that guy was never born [Music] and yet here he stands science really is a mystery [Music] where the [ __ ] are the goddamn bananas in this [ __ ] show game when are they gonna make a new donkey kong i'm sick of this old one make a new one put only three bananas in the next one 500 too many too many mario odyssey team is working on the next one that is the rumor but i feel like that's not real at all i feel like that's uh that's a rumor that you want it to be true so that means that it's definitely not true [Music] oh my god i found a new zone this is a new i'm gonna find the 50 bananas [Music] they're still working on donkey kong maker 2 for the wii u well that would be nice now we could yeah then we can make our own donkey kong it's kind of weird that they're going straight to two but that could be true all right we're in another maze found we found the 17th maze of the level with over 100 paths to go down how many mazes are in this one level this has got to be at least a seventh maze holy [ __ ] what is that oh what does this do what the [ __ ] one one two three four i know how to count why is there someone making sex noises [Music] do you guys hear that [Music] you guys don't hear that noise it's making a weird noise [Music] somebody is like moaning this game is made by perverts i think the reason why they never did another donkey kong is all the developers went to jail all right let's go back and get donkey kong [Music] oh that's actually bonercon that's bonerkong making that noise okay what babe it's in the game no it's actually a real con [Music] thank you pp thank you peepee for all the bones it's boner kong making that weird noise [Music] oh my god i finally found the [ __ ] funky kong house holy [ __ ] [Music] i have a sniper rifle now wow yukons are handling seriously cool shooters now they've just gained a sniper mode so you can shoot farther enter aiming sight mode and press boom to zoom and boom to zoom out press z to slow down whoa lanky you totally cleaned me out you're gonna have to go to boner kong to get the next upgrade goddamn get hit hit this is the hitboxes bro busted what the [ __ ] get out of here [Music] okay i gotta be way back here [Music] what in the [ __ ] okay wait a minute wait a minute thank you kong is blue balloons thank you kong is actually blue not purple he shoots a [ __ ] blue a purple chat this game whoever makes this game is [Music] the whole [ __ ] dev team is just jerking off the pictures of boner kong the whole time instead of making the game right all right i'm going down i'm going down into the crypt [Music] get in the thing go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] game [ __ ] game [Laughter] [ __ ] kind of game linky kong is too slow why okay wait why is there a purple banana in lanky kong's realm [Music] good you know what good [Music] get me out of this hill hole [Music] this game is a [ __ ] type game [Music] oh my what the [ __ ] okay [Music] does every kong have different ammo [Music] that's not real is it they don't all have their own individual ammo it's so [ __ ] stupid that it has to work like that they do they do have their own separate ammos of course you can't use feather ammo on a grape gun that doesn't make any sense to do that all right this is looking like like uh this is looking like i don't really care to do this at all yeah i'm just gonna leave [Music] hmm [Music] need all the bananas to get the ending no i don't need all of them i already got enough to beat the game i've been i had enough since 100 years ago i'm just looking for the colored bananas now [Music] now i saw that how do i zoom in how do i do my sniping you [ __ ] okay get no no no [Music] do this see left it's not working oh here we go [Music] oh this is [ __ ] up i saw there was a red diddy kong balloon way up here [Music] where'd it go i'm cr i'm not going crazy it was up here it was definitely up here there was definitely look i just saw it there there i knew it was up there the [ __ ] okay i get this this guy yep there we go [Music] all right i think we're all set i'm bananas now huh [Music] [Music] thank you bear proof [Music] i'm gonna be five short i think i have five more or something i think little card see there we go [Music] [Music] all right i'm beating the game i'm beating the game thank you kong is up bring them in you shouldn't have to give all your bananas to a hippo yeah that was a make or break kind of deal when this came out a lot of people were pissed that you had to give all your bananas to a hippo they never brought the hippo back in the later games oh my god cardboard k rule oh shoot him oh what the [ __ ] you shooting lasers no no no don't go in there no no no get out of there where is he where is he oh there he is hit him whoa whoa [Music] where'd he go oh this is really putting the [ __ ] camera to the test [Music] i knocked his arm off [Music] oh no there's a ghost oh you can switch kongs wow this is the first boss where you can switch cons are you serious knock his arm off [Music] this is my favorite boss so far [Music] where is he yeah [Music] what okay clanky kong died [Music] this is the final boss this is the final boss this is it we're beating the game [Music] okay tiny kong is dead it's a fake one oh that's the real one [Music] okay this is the real one [Music] knocked his head off okay arm is off arm is off [Music] oh i love the sound effects [Music] come on come on come face me oh [ __ ] the camera the camera what the [ __ ] is happening huh oh i'm just trying to whip the camera around fast enough the [ __ ] how do you are you you're supposed to hit him while he's going with ha that cannot be real that cannot actually be real you have to hit him while he's going with high what the [ __ ] [Music] what the [ __ ] that's impossible [Music] okay this just got impossible [Music] this actually can't be done you can't actually beat this boss [Music] why why did he just stop he was he was teleporting around like he was gonna go right oh my god okay so time stops once you get in the barrel okay okay i can do this you just gotta hop in the barrel the second you see him [Music] boom jesus [Music] this is getting [ __ ] up this is getting [ __ ] up now [Music] i'm glad this is the final boss at least [Applause] [Music] boom what what the [ __ ] does it not what what why did it poop me out of the whole level [Music] does it not freeze time what is it this doesn't make this game is nonsense how do you beat this piece of [ __ ] game that he [ __ ] ducked back in i was right about to hit him when he ducked back in this is hell this game is hell it's an unbeatable game oh my god [Music] all right i'll get him this time maybe [Music] yeah you need lanky kong [Music] [Music] this game does not want you to complete it that is true that is true if i had boner calling i could won [Music] okay so we gotta hit this guy i don't understand how that last hit didn't go off it looked like it was right about to connect and then he just [ __ ] ducked back in now i don't know if it free i thought i thought the time was i thought it was freezing the time i thought once you got in the barrel it was like a guaranteed thing he was where he was maybe i just got in like a split second too late [Music] it does freeze it does freeze but the window is really short yeah okay i guess the window on that last one is just insanely short [Music] jesus [Music] are you at cable are you it oh that's the fake one that's the faker got him i got it down now i just need all five kongs to get that last shot off and maybe i'll hit it where you at where you at [Music] someone tell donkey how to use the amulet of time [Laughter] [Music] you guys didn't tell me i had to get the aim out of time for this fight [Music] all right he's doing the pop-up he's doing the pop-up strap [Music] where is he gonna start [Music] he starts that's where he ends okay he starts here he starts on this one [Music] i got this i got this [Music] oh [ __ ] he doesn't start here [ __ ] where does he start at least i got unlimited health because of this ghost guy [Music] boom [Music] all right it changes holy [ __ ] it changes every time that's evil that is evil that is [ __ ] evil boom [Music] again okay i got this [Music] i got this boom [Music] hit his head off [Music] yeah killed him that's the game i beat the game k roll down [Music] there it is [Music] well guys thanks for watching that's donkey kong 64. the [ __ ] just hit me okay so that was donkey kong 64. i just won oh okay [Music] [Music] it stops so abruptly yeah it's a weird ending but that's that was it that's donkey kong for you oh bill's missed the beginning all right i'll beat the i'll beat it i'll beat the game again i'll beat the whole game over [Music] all right now is this this is gonna be deciding whether i actually beat this worse to play through dk64 or banjo-tooie banjo-tooie is actually longer than this game i feel like banjo-tooie is actually much longer [Music] banjo-tooie is extremely long it's extremely long [Music] if it's not longer it's at least on par with this [Music] it's even more complicated too it's way more complicated [Music] the best answer if you're picking between banjo-tooie and donkey kong 64. play banjo-kazooie one and then don't play either of them that's my suggestion just play that one that's about one hundredth of the length it's like all the fun of the game compressed into a tiny package how the hell am i gonna get up on top of this funny face monkey kong i'm killing you off okay didn't even get hurt lanky kong is invincible chongo khan is best kong chongo kong is best kong interesting a lot of people don't like chongo kong diddy's jet pack yeah i'm thinking diddy's jet pick lanky kong is penis khan no no [Music] that's a different character this map feels so empty it's cuz it's the biggest [ __ ] map in video game history i like this hub bro [Music] i think my favorite level from this donkey kong is the first level because that's the smallest level i think that's my favorite one i think once i'm done with the first level i'm like i feel like i've like the game should be nearing the end but then there's eight more levels [Music] where do i go i gotta get to that cannon there's a big cannon [Music] fungi forest [Music] one level equals one month they thought bigger is better yeah that was that was kind of the design approach conquered they kind of scaled back down a little i think they just kept going bigger bigger bigger banjo kazooie is definitely the most focused one of them all right this is gonna work wait what if i go on his crown are you [ __ ] this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] how do you get in his mouth got a teleport on the tiny disc oh that makes sense i forgot teleporting was a power [Music] you can fly you were just too high up yeah i'm gonna go try it again i think it would be faster just to go and uh go all the way back and try to fly back [Music] where is that thing one year of glia froggers leah froggers leah froggers oh thank you wire dino for the one year boom [Music] thank you for the boat [Music] did i like psychonauts psychonauts 2 was fun i was going to do a review for it but leah said i'll get in trouble [Music] squawk look at this wait he's he's just taking a banana and bringing it away gaming [Music] okay wait wait wait wait wait wait okay here we go [Music] is there psychonauts review drama no i would say i would give it i would say you know it's a good game but it has some issues which is very which is it's a bannable thing on twitch it's abandonable on youtube if you ever say anything bad about a game your account can be banned does it live up to the first one ah [Music] it's got better gameplay than the first one but also there's weird stuff they made some weird decisions there's this weird the weirdest thing i think that the bane of psychonauts 2 is that it has this uh it has the kingdom hearts thing it has the kingdom hearts like voice acting pause if you played it you know what i'm talking about you know that it has that for some reason they like pause when they're talking i don't know it's a weird thing dude what where did chunky kong's uh why doesn't he exist anymore thanks for all the laughs in half even she was dumb thank you thingy place you didn't mind it but you do know it's you didn't know this though you did notice like huh we heard you say this much to deal with this i'm sorry but your youtube is now i'm banned i got banned i said too much [Music] psychonauts one has that too i don't does it have that i feel like it doesn't have that as bad i feel like that's exclusive to psychonauts too i don't think it has it in the first one at all [Music] okay i shouldn't have skipped that text wait what happened okay this is the final level i only have 24 minutes to beat it i just kept i just skipped like the really important text explaining everything [Music] is this even possible with 24 minutes aren't you supposed to have more time [ __ ] i need linkycon i think you need you have to get the blueprints to make the time go up it doesn't stop counting while you're changing so [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i remember no i got to this part when i was a little kid i remember this would scare me really bad because i would get so far but then i would run out of time and i would get really sad i must have got to this part when i was a kid okay i need pineapple [Music] i bet i can beat this within 24 minutes how bad can it be they can't possibly make a level that takes more than 25 minutes to beat what kind of [ __ ] would that be [Music] okay i gotta switch into diddy kong and jump in there [Music] i gotta i gotta be tiny kong [Music] it really does count the seconds down while you're switching coins that's so evil this game is so evil okay wait what this is this i jumped in that way i gotta shrink down and go through this shrink down and go through there okay [Music] really you only need five minutes go get a drink and let the timer run if you get stuck is that true it actually takes five minutes one eighth of your time gone it's okay it's okay okay i need diddy kong here i remember there was a jet pack part where i was getting very frustrated and i decided that i would never beat this game i think this is that part okay so i'm seeing all these numbered doors here what the [ __ ] is the deal with that so donkey kong has to go in there diddy kong is gonna have to go in the red door which is not open maybe donkey kong has to go first i got all the time in the world watching this is stressing me out yeah i would get really stressed out when i played this when i was a kid any game with a timer like pikmin or dead rising i hated that so much now it doesn't bother me oh 60 seconds okay good i'll determine the world here [Music] all right oh this is the part this is definitely the part where i rage quit as a kid [Music] there was no way i would be able to do this jet pack through these things all right open open the doors [Music] two time limits [Music] all right now we got to go to donkey kong here we go get in there donkey oh gotta go chunky kong action all right here we go here we go oh i got plenty of time plenty of time the [ __ ] huh all right that's the i guess that's wrong this way this is also closed okay [Music] there's one on ground level okay okay ah okay now we gotta go switch to donkey [Laughter] jesus christ who makes this who comes up with that idea chunky kong has to punch the door out then you gotta go and get kong [Music] all right get in there donkey kong you ass get in there grab that okay he's dead i gotta fight this rambi [Music] wow it's rambi i'm surprised oh it's counting down while this is happening this is so [ __ ] evil bad luck hey the timer's gone [Music] okay i got this jesus he stays in that hit animation and he runs into the freaking electricity pole you can do it he gets like a ton of momentum when he hits a kremling there you go all right i got this i got this plenty of time plenty of time 16 minutes please oh you have to do another one you have to do two barrels hey donkey what the [ __ ] is this game what the [ __ ] wait why is this timed holy [ __ ] why is this on a 30 second [Music] timer what the [ __ ] is this game okay and then i didn't and i missed it out of time this is hell this is hell this is [ __ ] hell on earth what the [ __ ] were they thinking [Music] oh that was too slow okay okay yep too slow jesus christ this is holy [ __ ] i did it i did it all right i've done one of six doors the people who make this were on drugs they were on drugs they were perverts they went to jail and they never got out and they put them under the [ __ ] jail what the [ __ ] is with this game all right now where am i going i think i saw a triangle this this is the right way [Music] damn there is not a chance in hell that i can actually complete this they put they put so many things to [ __ ] you over two barrels a piece count down while it's explaining it to you what what on earth this is the most evil game ever huh what am i oh huh really chunky can't get in the [ __ ] barrel so this is just pure luck all right gotta kill the guy kill the croc where is he find the kremlin and kill him i don't even see you i thought i just had to hit like a special box oh there he is serious okay all right chunky kong's dancing 12 minutes plenty of time plenty of time 12 and a half minutes i wish they gave you less time actually come on chunky stand on the podium and use the sniper scope how about i just six more doors easy the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] this is hell this is it's [ __ ] counting down while showing me this dumb [ __ ] cutscene stop dancing it's counting down chunky kong you just wasted 10 seconds by doing a dumb ass dance like a [ __ ] ass all right i need the saxophone i like these design choices there's a lot of there's a lot of great design choices in this game that's why it's such a beloved game [Music] i just saw that guy was flying [Music] all right 11 minutes all the time in the world [Music] ah this one jump through three stars without touching the ground and then hit the switch [Music] up hit the ground [Music] up hit the ground [Music] that's just a bad luck you guys don't worry the luck is definitely gonna turn my way here [Music] boom that was three that was three oh then this okay [Applause] all right one of two barrels come on tiny use the mushroom [Music] jesus [Music] hey that was pretty good that was pretty good right there oh yes please show me this cutscene even for even longer oh good i have to switch to chunky kong and hit the great first this [ __ ] game [ __ ] donkey kong what the [ __ ] is the matter with this game plenty of time just gotta swap to chunky walk all the way up the [ __ ] stairs for eight hours i love this park all right yep [Music] hit this go to [ __ ] go switch to lanky kong all right now go back all the way up all right all right now we're in business [Music] don't worry guys i got eight minutes i got a plenty of time [Music] i didn't i didn't see what it said [Music] i said hit the switch hidden in the maze i think there i hit it there's more than one there's more than one really [Applause] this is [ __ ] stupid this is a stupid game i will say this about psychonauts 2. it is pretty much the greatest video game ever created when compared to this i would rather play that right now i really wish i was playing that okay last is english lasting where is it where are you at okay [Applause] i got this six and a half minutes hey why'd it give you so many so much time for this is what i'm asking all right now i'm gonna have to swap back to chunky again i guess i should have just knocked all these out while i was chunky that would have been a better play i don't even know where the last door is how do you even get to it you can't you can't get to it it's chunky you just have to be ditty and fly to it right okay everybody's saying flies diddy okay all right all right that's all right that's all right plenty of time plenty of [ __ ] time here we go [Music] fly is chunky all right all the time in the world did these ones are very easy bash the kremlin that activated the switch then press it the [ __ ] how do you know which one activated the switch [Music] okay it wasn't any of those okay okay that was it that was it [Music] [Applause] okay i got this i got this of time take to the air and shoot four switches to get a surprise huh these are the switches okay shoot that there you go get that one go on there you go boom i get a surprise [Music] boom okay okay [Applause] that was a great surprise it was a great surprise oh good okay i wasn't it wasn't ready yet okay rule i get to fight k-rool now right boss fight final boss wait did i do it the timer's gone i beat it i beat it holy [ __ ] i actually beat that part for the first time ever oh my god all right here we go the big battle oh it's playing the good music now [Music] i don't remember which way it was k rool i think this [Music] is this right this is it this is his layer all right now i do have the crowns i do have enough crowns so i can get past this i wonder if you didn't have enough crowns if you you beat that whole thing and then you had to do it again if you didn't have enough crowns that seems like you would have it seems like in this game you would have to do that invisible timer what if invisible timer don't say that don't say invisible time don't say that probably is an invisible timer okay okay uh [Music] well this gets me this [Music] how come i can't get these games [Music] damn ah beautiful picture [Music] all right here we go finally do i have to go back to the big crocodile now [Music] right [Music] okay all right can i hit exit level or will i have to do it all over again [Music] the [ __ ] is this oh wait there's no way back it's just lava wait this is this is huh i'm confused [Music] use the teleporter now use this teleporter that is really confusing i just use the one that you know it's donkey kong 64. i'm not asking any more questions anymore if it makes sense they didn't do it that's all i know if it's if it was a good design choice they didn't do it tiny brain dunk i just used the one teleporter and it brought me to a different place then they put another one teleporter two feet away that's the worst design choice i've ever seen and i've been playing donkey kong 64. it's just been back to back the worst design choice i've ever seen [Music] all right here we go [Music] this is the greatest 3d platformer of all time see now that person needs to get checked up we need to do a chat a checkup i want to get a check on that guy thanks donklo i'm glad you're finally beating this game so you can finish simpson's hit and run [Music] oh [ __ ] he's free he's free [Music] oh my god he's free oh there he goes oh watch oh no he hit his toe you [ __ ] idiot i spent the whole game getting you out of the cage and you [ __ ] stubbed your toe on a rock like an idiot this entire video game was to bring that guy out of the cage and he [ __ ] gets out and hits his toe on a rock he's dead he died he did it as a free man he hit his toe on his [ __ ] rock as a free man and died oh there he is i found him i found this oh no this is the ship this is the ship [Music] oh [ __ ] here comes a microphone man from banjo-kazooie ladies and gentlemen welcome to the main event of the game we bring you 12 three-minute rounds of boxing for the undisputed heavyweight championship of dk isles brought to you this evening by rare and nintendo in association with k-roo enterprises introducing the kong family [Music] versus king crusher k oh there he is there he is oh this is getting good this is going to be a good battle oh he killed the microphone oh this is going to be a big battle judges at ringside are non-existent and your timekeepers tonight will act in a fair and unbiased manner weighing it at a solid 800 pounds i give you the prime primate dang donkey kong 800 pounds [Music] all right here we go i got to work the body [Music] punch him in the balls hit him in the balls [Music] sweep the leg okay good thinking boom that okay that hurt me that didn't hurt him that hurt me [Music] i gotta tire him out i gotta tire him out okay boom there we go [Music] good hit good hit [Music] oh [ __ ] oh god oh god he's got me he's got me in a stun lock [Music] get up there there you go [Music] boom okay [Music] okay no no no don't don't get stuck in there don't get stuck no don't get stuck under don't get stuck on that don't no no no no donkey kong don't get stuck on that there you go oh [ __ ] he tricked me he did a trick he did a fake taunt oh my god he does it again [Applause] [Music] okay fake time [Music] real time what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh my god donkey kong no don't get stuck on the don't get stuck climb up climb up [Music] that's a fake one that's a fake out fake out it's fake out the third one that's the one [Music] [ __ ] donkey kong's dead all right well i lost the game thanks for watching everybody all right let's kill [Music] [Music] so he just can't even hit me up here i can just wait up [Music] that is such weird controls to get on this thing [Music] no no get up there no get there you go [Music] boom okay [Music] all right all right here we go now that's how i don't get this where do you where do you when do you actually get to hit him [Music] does he not do you just have to hit him during that super short window yeah you do [ __ ] oh wait maybe that was it [Music] seven punch then rest [Music] one two three four five six seven hit hey three four five six seven eight ding all right [Music] it's the champ of the chimps in the red corner okay so i have to fight him okay now he's throwing his boxing glove off where did his hand go he just threw he's oh his hand is in there [Music] okay now i'm up here now i have to shoot this light onto him oh that is what you do [Music] [Applause] boom oh he's killed he's killed he is killed this fight is getting insane [Music] boom there we go [Music] oh i got this i got this [Music] no no no no don't hit me boom [Music] this is insane this fight is getting so crazy [Music] they did actually cut you a break and they decided okay when the punk when they got when the glove hits you it shouldn't knock diddy kong out of that here they did cut you one break in this entire game [Music] all right next round next round lanky kong he boasts the longest reach [Music] [ __ ] you he's still got the thing on his head [Laughter] [Music] okay wait now what am i doing can i go out of the ring [Music] do i have to go on this [Music] i have to climb up this camera climb up climb up oh man this does not work very good clap climb up climb up climb up climb no there you go no no this is hell i don't think i'm supposed to climb up there go punch the button with your long arms okay okay that sounds like a good idea oh [ __ ] damn he's crazy hit oh there you go it's not reaching where did i go [Music] there there holy [ __ ] his arms are long two [Music] i think he got a buff here i don't remember his punch going this far before did i win [Music] oh you got to get this little barrel [Music] oh grab the barrel there you go now i have to huh what the [ __ ] is now now i put a banana peel down now he's gonna slip on the banana peel okay he didn't slip at all [Music] oh okay i see what you gotta do i see what you gotta do damn this one is tricky [Music] if you're even moving at all he'll just slap his ears [Music] okay there we go get that now grab that now you throw it in the corner throw it in the corner now play this [Music] oh [ __ ] i'm running out of time [Music] is it gonna make me do this entire fight over again [Music] yes of course of course it is [Applause] he didn't even [ __ ] slip on it [Music] this game is a [ __ ] nightmare you'll have to do better than that lanky back in my day i would have knocked that big old windbag out cold in the first round now get back in that ring lanky and show them what you're made of okay good i started lanky kong's part okay good thank god [Applause] [Music] all right but i only have one watermelon i don't like that part why do i only have one watermelon [Music] okay hit that get there i don't get this [ __ ] at all okay throw down [Music] [Applause] you piece of [ __ ] thing he has to be in the right spot why is this so complicated the lanky crown part is insane what the [ __ ] you have to line them up right too what is what this why is lanky kong's part so involved [Music] holy [ __ ] oh my god thank you calling you as thank you okay okay that should be good there you go [Music] kids were supposed to beat this game [Music] grab please grab the barrel please grab the barrel [Music] grab the barrel he won't grab the barrel i love how he can just walk over to banana peel [Music] [Music] all these people saying they beat the game you never beat the game you never beat the game [Music] a [ __ ] there was a gas [ __ ] there was a gas leak in your house and you thought you beat the game you never [ __ ] beat the game [Music] all right back to the very start all right [Music] all right [Music] ah this is so [ __ ] up this game [Music] donkey will be the first human to beat this game i i feel like that is actually true i think i will be the first human to beat this the first human to beat this while not in a gas pipe infused daydream [Music] one two three four five six [Music] seven two three [Music] all right dirty cars part is easy did these cars part cakewalk [Music] what a pain in the ass of a game [Music] that's the best review i've heard of this game [Music] what a pain in the ass of a game [Music] all right hit him [Music] go up there go up there [Music] beaver bottom beaver bother [Music] what is beaver brother [Applause] oh [ __ ] oh no that wasn't good there [Music] [Music] all right lanky kong part [Music] here we go [Music] all right here we go here we go we got this here he comes [Music] the hardest part of this part is picking up the [ __ ] barrel lanky kong does not want to pick up this barrel to save his life okay here we go here we go come slip on it now if you did [Applause] [Music] this is the same strategy master shake uses in aqua teen hunger force to defeat the rabbit [Music] pick it up there you go now don't now don't kill me now come and slip on the banana peel [Music] [Applause] okay and the banana peel was not in the right spot [Music] this is hell this is hell how do i even get them in the right spot there we go there we go there you go [Music] grab that grab that grab that grab it grab it you dumbass okay [Music] okay the barrel is dead oh but the banana's still there oh but i'm in a shitty spot okay but it still won't go away okay the banana is there permanently all right boom no you ass you ass oh he was in the perfect spot [Music] okay and now the banana's gone okay perfect perfect [Music] okay so the barrel like explodes after a little bit is that gonna hit i don't know that doesn't look very good [Music] okay it worked it worked this is a [ __ ] nightmare this lanky park this lanky kong part is hell this part is horrible [Music] no no oh god damn it i hate this [Music] this is a [ __ ] nightmare yes kel lankycon thank you this is gonna be close okay no it's not [Music] [Music] this is hell this boss fight is hell this game is hell this game is what it's like to live in hell [Music] i have no health if i get hit once i lose [Music] how does this barrel work [Music] it goes okay so it goes like a certain distance then it explodes i think that's the best way is just throw it in the center [Music] oh god here he comes [Music] oh oh all right i got this i got this in the bag if he will just grab the barrel [Music] i ate the barrel i hate the [ __ ] barrel so much [Music] there he's on it he's on it [Music] here we go i got this [Music] i got this okay now where is he now grab the barrel okay that's yeah that's fine now here he comes grab the barrel don't be no don't be a dumbass [Music] thank you i'm gonna [ __ ] kill you they should have made lanky coming to final boss and you kill him instead [Music] okay maybe if i time this just right no now i [ __ ] it up nope i'm dead i lost oh it worked i can win this i can win this [Music] i can do this hit the button okay okay grab the barrel grab the barrel grab the barrel grab the bear okay [Music] maybe you have to grab the barrel from out here no of course not the [ __ ] just happened grab the barrel grab the barrel okay grab the barrel grab the barrel grab the barrel grab the [ __ ] barrel all right and i'm dead all right and that's how you make a good game this is how you make a good game you give the player a barrel which they cannot grab [Music] [Music] hold b to grab the barrel hold b [Music] time to check if that burial belongs on cursed hitboxes [Music] this game is from hell this is a hell game how do i kill how do i drown lankycon now thank you sit here and learn about how to pick up barrels thank you splats okay he can't be that he can't be killed is there like a barrel training section can i just practice the barrel picking up a barrel mechanic the infamous picking up a barrel mechanic that's harder than wave dashing what the [ __ ] is with the barrel [Music] go to barrel town this is british people making game that is true [Music] hold b next time all right i'm gonna hold b [Music] this thing is so [ __ ] up hold me or not hold me that is the question that is the question you haven't been close enough to the barrel either what i've been right up the barrel's ass how cute how could i even get any closer i was so close [Music] [Music] two three four six seven one two three four five six seven [Music] all right i got a good feeling [Music] i got a good feeling that the it's gonna let me pick up the barrel this time [Music] would you rather play this or down in wonder world but i'd rather play this or belong wonder world uh well i would rather play this but belong wonder world is easier [Music] blind wonder world is not as frustrating i will say that [Music] i feel like i feel like what happened is they i feel like a lot of the developers from this went to balance i'm seeing a lot of the same decision making going all right come on [Music] get up here get up here i wish they were all like diddy kongs diddy kong's one look at look at how good this works i'm just kind of going around doing the thing stuff is working [Music] all right all right here we go now the real fight starts [ __ ] lanky kong [Music] now the true fight starts [Music] [Music] now hold the b button oh my god it worked it worked it actually worked [Music] go away go away now go by where the barrel is gonna be boom okay holding be worked holding be worked [Applause] [Music] tiny's fight is even harder i don't want to hear that i don't want to hear that [Music] lanky kong you [ __ ] [ __ ] why did you do that it's what the [ __ ] was that i was holding b down the whole time and he threw it what the [ __ ] is with this now it won't spawn please game can you just spawn a new barrel okay so that's what happens if you hold b he throws it immediately okay so don't hold b holding b was a bad idea actually confirmed holding b throws the barrel immediately this might actually well the thing is it's only a game over if you run out of melon i think i think that's how it works so as long as i don't run out of melon [Music] jesus christ [Music] there you go [Music] come on i got this hey no don't die don't die boom i'm getting this i'm getting this [Music] i'm actually gonna win this [Music] holy [ __ ] it's gonna work it's actually gonna work oh [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's not gonna work that didn't work i got this i got this [Music] okay [Music] it's all downhill from here [Music] no don't get that off his head [Music] actually do take that off and said that's his most powerful form [Music] all right now he has no power congrats on beating the donkey kong 64 speed run record thank you wood this is gonna actually beat the world record here what was the previous world record for this game 700 hours new wrestlemania looks intense [Music] three years 14 years [Music] oh he hurt his butt he hurt his butt now i gotta go up his ass [Music] oh my god i have to fight his feet i'm fighting his feet hit his foot this is getting crazy now now you got to fight his feet [Music] i will say this is one of the craziest boss fights i've ever seen [Music] this game is hell but the boss fight this is funny all right get in there [Music] shoot there you go oh [ __ ] it's still going oh god this is hard i got hit by every single hit [Music] now me knowing this game you're gonna have to destroy each toe on both feet and then each finger in each glove and then you're gonna have to go in his mouth and fight each tooth [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] jesus this part is hard [Music] all right all right i just gotta not get hit all right and we're going back to donkey kong and i'm getting really hungry right now and i really don't want to do the lanky kong part again [Music] [Applause] [Music] it is in keeping with the theme of the game that this is the longest boss fight ever created [Music] all right all right oh i forgot about that it's been a hundred years since i've played this part oh okay i'm starting to forget everything now [Music] all right all right all right [Music] is this harder than dark souls uh yeah probably this is probably actually way more harder [Music] okay one two three four five six seven two three [Music] all right i got diddy kong in here diddy kong's part this is the freebie zone [Music] diddy kong is the most powerful kong that's when [Music] [Applause] oh i'm finding a new strategy [Music] diddy kong wins this man [ __ ] it's true [Applause] [Music] get up there get up there there you go diddy kong is truly strong [Music] boom all right bring on the next part four five six [Music] here we go [Music] i call this the funny barrel part because you never know if he's gonna pick it up or not [Music] you have to remember it's a luck based game it's not always guaranteed to pick up the barrel [Music] thank you oh he hit me while he was down [Music] okay pick up the barrel no that's not right maybe if he's really far on this side i can get him boom that gets him that gets him [Music] no the [ __ ] just happened pick no no okay okay here we go there we go i got this once you play this part for the hundredth time the hitboxes start making sense [Music] grab grab the thing grab the barrel there you go why doesn't he slip on the banana peel when he's just walking around [Music] come on come on there you go thank you clay all right all right i got this you're welcome for the money robot [Music] okay there it is here we go [Music] now go in this go don't do that there this kills him just kills okay of course he walks right [ __ ] past it all right [Music] okay i might die there that gets them that gets them holy [ __ ] i thought he was going to go past it again i thought he was going to go past it again [Music] ah [Music] [Music] oh glitch [Music] a glitch happened [Music] all right let's fight [Music] all right let's get him [Music] [ __ ] [Music] all right all right i got this part [Music] done i got this in the bag here we go [Music] oh it didn't even get hit [ __ ] [Music] oh damn that hit me [Music] back up can you even you can't even back up in there [Music] i got this oh really that hit me that hit me [Music] hover over the toes wait a minute hover over the toes that might work nope you can't hover [Music] oh [ __ ] all right it's gonna come to this [Music] it's gonna come down to this i got two hits left [Music] okay okay [Music] please go on the barrel [Music] okay can't get hit can't get hit [Music] [ __ ] it's the same pattern every time well that only helps you if you have more than a three second memory [Music] oh my god wait oh my god it must have glitched i'm back at the tiny coming part wow something must have [ __ ] up with the game [Music] i guess it i guess it glitched or something [Music] it's weird that it glitched like that it's probably it's probably because something was like where i couldn't pick up the barrel right it's probably all like the same kind of glitch [Music] all right i think i got the pattern down i think i got it down [Music] oh god i hate that i think using my elephant mind i can do this [Music] oh [ __ ] wait that was a little different [Music] i got this i got this i got my elephant mine down [Music] why is that a hitbox these are hitboxes from [ __ ] hill [Music] don't go away [Music] get up there [Music] get in the shoe okay okay took too long [Music] all right i got this i got this [Music] here we go i got this [ __ ] oh no all right i got this i got this boom i got this i got this [Music] the pattern is two three four three four i won't remember that i just i'm watching out for the green one [Music] [Music] boom [Music] oh [ __ ] this could be it no no no don't kill don't kill this is it it's still going [Music] still going boom he's dead he's dead i knocked his foot off he's dead he's killed [Music] [Applause] oh my god what'd you believe it guys game just [ __ ] up [Applause] oh what the [ __ ] oh i knew i shoulda i knew i should have unsealed this thing this is a sealed copy that's why there's some bugs [Music] all right he's going for that okay he's going for this move okay he's invisible now okay good i always wanted him to go invisible for this part [Music] i told you guys it was booked [Music] see look now i'm bugged [Music] now i'm big yeah kill him oh oh oh no oh no he killed chunky kong why do i have to go invisible for this part okay how does this work i have to duck duck okay no that okay [Music] z punch do the z punch okay when he's coming in to hit him with a z punch [Music] get up there all right all right here he comes see punch all right that might have worked if i timed it a little better maybe not the best timing there [Music] but i feel like if i die then the game might glitch again so that's always nice [Music] all right i got this check out this [Music] boom boom oh my god a big hit a big hit [Music] okay he's doing something he's doing something evil all right all right here we go [Music] almost done with the first half of the battle all right all right almost done with the first half we're almost past the first level [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] he's dead he's dead it's still going [Music] okay okay that's fine i got this [Music] here we go [Music] what the [ __ ] is this the curve ball boom the invisible curve ball still got him he's dead he's dead [Music] he's dead no no no no no no [Music] what the [ __ ] [Music] what is this ending [Music] why is this the ending [Music] oh [ __ ] here comes funky khan here he comes kill him kill him kill him yeah yeah he's dead he's dead [Music] um [Music] did i win [Music] so after the whole fight the only reason he died is because he started looking at the monkeys boobies [Music] that was the shittiest whatever [Music] i'm writing all these names down [Music] and i'm sending in my angry letter wow [Music] oh she's still alive [Music] [Music] holy [ __ ] i actually beat donkey kong 64. i can't believe i actually beat this game the longest game the longest boss fights the most [ __ ] up everything is finally done the game is finally completed for the first time ever the first ever donkey kong 64 completion [Music] first person to beat it [Music] hey can you do it again i missed it oh that guy missed it okay i'll beat it again [Music] [Music] [Music] okay he's trying to get donkey kong to play jet pack [Music] hmm [Music] now beat the [Music] game there's the pig the pig is happy there's the hippo oh my god the hippos hungry squawks is farting he's farting red they're farting all over the jungle oh it's lanky kong everybody's favorite [Music] all right oh that was it that's the game the hundred percent ending is much more satisfying well no that can't be ranked because you actually have to get the hundred percent to get that so there okay what is this is the ending if you want to clip as we take you through this monkey wrap dk [Music] you did i want dinner now did you have dinner all right i'm going i'm going to eat this game is done this game has been 100 complete with no cheats go by everybody go back don't ever play this game go back

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Published: Sat Sep 18 2021