dumb minecraft speedruns

a lot of people know about minecraft's main speed run categories random c glitchless setsee glitches all the other kinds of things but not as many people know about the other leaderboard the category extensions and yeah you can see what kind of things are in this so today we're going to be playing through some of these category extensions starting with ones that kind of make sense and only getting worse from there our first speedrun is going to be the hero of the village speedrun and we start this off right away by just going right here and we get a buried treasure because this is set seed we know exactly where our buried treasure is and then we can get a bunch of stuff from it so we will get a bunch of iron which we can use for a chess play and also an iron sword and then right away we can go off to do some other stuff now the person we have to find is the pillager with the flag and that will set us to get us a bad omen this part is very luck based sometimes you can get really lucky with where this guy is and like this area where i have no idea where this dude is yeah i'm probably gonna reset this one that was bad luck and this looks like it's probably gonna be unlucky time number two i'm gonna oh wait we found some with the flag i'm just gonna go ahead and kill him hopefully i won't die in the prop guys please guys i'm just trying to kill your flag bearer chill out okay we got that i don't even know if we're gonna survive this to be honest okay we actually were able to i'm gonna continue on with this speedrun because it isn't too bad he wasn't in the worst position ever so we can head right over to this village and then it's going to start a raid and you know the speedrun isn't that bad until you realize that on purpose we're sending a bunch of pillagers to attack this village just because i guess we feel like it so we're going to get some bread so we can actually eat especially because we're very low on food right now and we also need some wood so we can make a crafting table i probably should have done this one first so we can make some food and we can also make an iron chest plate and then we can get started with actually fighting back there are going to be three waves of these guys and we have to kill each and every single one of them you'd please die for me please die first thank you okay we got another okay flag bearer position we can definitely deal with this one but he is not where we prefer him to be but we got him right there now we can go back and hopefully deal with this raid hey guys just don't mind me i'll fight you in a second i really want to eat right now because i'm a little worried but this is the first one so it shouldn't be the hardest in the world if we do three strong attacks with the sword they do die so that's all we need to do for that we can eat up right here hopefully get enough and now it's time to be scared of these axe people okay i believe they're going to come from this way but i actually don't know come on where here you are guys yes please shoot each other that is my favorite part i'm going to get ki please stop oh my gosh i'm trying to be smart about this but i don't have the time just gonna rest up and now we're just gonna oh my gosh come on iron golem please do your job yes take care of them dude all right help me out with this a little bit i can't be the only hero of the village now we just have to deal with this one last axe guy who i am the most scared of because he can just like two-shot me now bud hello stop running away from me please dude dude what are you doing oh he's trying to murder children that's what he's trying to do now we're on the last level of the raid hopefully we can get this done soon but this is definitely going to be the hardest one yep here's our axe friend and it's lagging five minute lag mic stopped working for this next part so i'll film for what i probably said okay this looks like a pretty good run we have the guy he's really close to us i'm just gonna smack him you know you're gonna die i'm gonna kill you too because why not i just hate you guys and you know oh i'm gonna kill you too dude i'm ready for the raid oh yeah murder yes murder i'm gonna murder this guy with the axe oh well that said well i'm gonna go back because i just feel like murdering some more oh here we go murder murder murder thank you iron golem you are now a murderer too aren't you proud and what are you that's pretty awkward dude okay iron golem go mess him up you got this dude and i'm also gonna get okay well you killed him i guess let's just go find the last guy hey where where is this guy i is he in here is he what where is this guy you're literally making me lose like a minute dude where are you at finally you came here dude this my you ruined my speed run why did you do this to me okay whatever at least you're dead oh why okay back to the regular video now for our next speedrun we're going to be doing it on 1.8.9 and this is going to be the obtain cake speed run which actually sounds like it might be pretty fun but then you have to realize oh wait we have villages so instead of going around finding all the different ingredients for the cake we're just gonna try it yup gotta love the easy whale so we can spawn in right here and right away we're gonna get a couple of these potatoes sheep i do not want you here the farmer villager is always going to take a different amount of the different vegetables so we just have to kind of hope and he stole my carrots are you kidding me dude well that potato amount didn't work anyway he wanted 18. yeah this one is also a lot of luck but just hope we get a better amount of potatoes this time because really you want around 16 potatoes at least but even more is better and carrots aren't that hard to come by if we go with 15 we should be good and then we just have to hope we can find the farmer guy and come on dude you wanted 18 again you're a terrible person 15 potatoes again this time which really is not what we want to see at all maybe the farmer's just gonna be nice to us this time if we can find that why is that a fletcher farmer you anywhere here come on dude dude there you are bud you want this oh it actually worked that time okay well now we can upgrade this guy he was in literally the worst position so this is kind of the worst run for this to happen but all we have to do at this point is just kind of trade our different stuff level them up and then we can get one last trade right here go all the way to cake and boom yeah this was the speed run for this cake it doesn't even look that appealing now we're on 1.13.2 where we're going to be doing the all wall category yep this is a category about getting every single color of wool which again sounds pretty cool until you realize we have villages actually it doesn't really sound that cool and my game is lagging okay my computer really doesn't like 1.13.2 i guess but we can go steal this person's life treasure of emeralds excuse me dude what what are you doing over here and auto jump is on okay because i switched versions my auto jump is on and i really don't want that to be on but it doesn't matter because hopefully we'll be able to find our boy in here nope you're the librarian okay please stop auto jump this isn't the guy we're looking for and yeah we weren't able to get lucky for this we have to get a shepherd and yeah more resetting hooray why am i doing this to myself also i just love thinking that i just stole that guy's life treasure he kept it in his basement because he didn't want anyone to find it and then i just go ahead and take it okay i might be a bad person what what just okay and can i find our guy anywhere dude please be in the shop i need you to be yeah this shepherd does not feel like following directions and this time i went the wrong way at first and i'm definitely gonna make this one the one i actually finish it and it's going to be so sad okay i don't think that was the shepherd my heart just dropped because i was like is it really gonna be this terrible run yeah that's the tool smith good but the shepherd's right there whatever at this point you know what it happens yeah i'm just gonna i'm just gonna take my small w and accept it at this point we're gonna go through get all these different colors of wool and it's going to be okay i still cannot believe i did game oh my gosh my menuing is getting terrible i don't know if i already got a purple wall whatever okay well i even have enough of these and i didn't because i got two purple what is wrong with me i just don't even know anymore oh shepherd please okay finally level up and now let me just not mess this up again literally all i need to do is click these different wall types i don't know how i've messed this up before but it isn't that difficult come on only a few more and there we go that is all wool in under one minute while this is beautiful was it really worth my sanity probably there goes two and a half hours of my life

Channel: EazySpeezy

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Id: Gl4DhTRIrm4

Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 31 2021