Happy Wheels is still a thing... let's speedrun it

yes we're going to be playing some happy wheels if you're anything like me you used to love happy wheels you used to love watching it playing it all that kind of thing well today we're actually going to be speed running it and i'm really excited to give it a try how we're going to do it this time is i think we're just going to look through some of the newest levels and we're going to play through them once and then try to see how fast we can go through them for the second time and you know any other times that we need to do that so we're gonna start out with rainbow stairs v2 so let's get started try survive i i will try to survive all right we got our boy we got little timmy in the back you know he's just hunting and hollering our wife she made us take him to our little death maze of destruction but he doesn't need a helmet because we got the helmet we're the only people that matter okay so there's some glass we want to be able to make it through this glass definitely for a speed run we'd want to crash this glass first try because this is this is pretty slow all right there goes my arm don't worry don't worry i don't need an arm where we're going all right there goes little timmy's arm as well timmy no his mom's gonna kill me he's a dumb kid anyway he he doesn't need an arm he was never gonna be anything special anyway all right some more glass all right this is a little bit more of painful glass just a little bit more painful timmy please don't tell your mother we'll go to the hospital after this okay and that's gonna be the end that's a good four oh i have to be registered okay i'm not gonna do that we're gonna try it again we'll see how fast we can go through this glass part because that's really the hard part of it we got 70 seconds this time i'ma go for sub one minute so right away we just want to go as fast as possible you know timmy might get injured a little bit but that's okay because we're a great dad that's just taking his okay we'll see you timmy okay well that's what i get my spleen is not feeling too well now i guess all right bye timmy have fun i hope you find your mom and i hope i find my head [Music] bye timmy okay he's in a safe position okay there's no way he can get hurt if he's all the way back there that's what we were thinking about you know that's some good dad stuff okay this glass this glass thing is like the worst this is like anti-speed running at its core okay let's go let's go timmy's dead it's okay we can't really use him for cushioning here which is pretty sad i would love to have his little body is serving his cushioning to make sure i don't die but that's okay we made it through 68 okay that wasn't even much better the glass break it's really not good for speedrunning let's just go do some dunks [Music] so we don't even have to dunk whatever i did that's world record you know we're just we're just gonna say so oh this one we can actually choose i really love the dynamic of timmy and his dad so i feel like that's definitely the people we want to go with oh okay well i guess the dynamic of timmy and his dad is gone and also my foot jesus christ okay maybe these guys aren't the best to go for this we're gonna use our good boy santa because his elves i think will help out a lot okay or they'll just die i think santa's the way to go though and not okay we only need one elf two elves is pretty excessive all right so the elf will take care of like all the explosives and stuff and me as santa i can just go ahead and like you know be old jolly we're going straight through through our elf's dead body yeah we don't even care we're santa we're saying you think we care about a little bit of pain you know what santa has to go through every single day to get these terrible little kids their presents a little bit of windmills a little bit of spikes and death that does not scare him i don't think he really knows how to go fast oh this is the man that can get the job done me and my lawn mower we've seen a lot of terrible stuff but you know what we do we just keep on lawnmowing and dying you can do this lawnmower guy i believe in you i'm i i don't know who to go with anymore this woman no i gotta go get my groceries i'm going home i'm going home just let me leave yeah we're just you know we're just gonna just gonna move on let's let's go with harpoon dodge pogo stick man okay i can dodge some harpoons maybe oh secret secret okay we know how to win look you most of the time with these levels the creator can't actually beat them and so they just give us a little bit of a secret so we're just going to go with the secret that's how you speed run boys oh can can you get down there bud that was a little bit too high of a pogo but that's okay it's that easy seven seconds seven seconds looks good to me we didn't have to dodge any harpoons speed gravity well i like the look of speed let's let's go with the mom okay yeah i guess we can't do the mom why do they make these levels impossible for some people fine timmy and his dad okay we'll see you timmy his dad is going to be doing this level by himself okay i think i got an idea for this once this happens we turn around and start going backwards oh no the problem is without timmy timmy's oh there's timmy's head without timmy timmy's dad becomes so much less powerful most the time you want to have both of them together because they really are the duo timmy's dad you can do this without the power of timmy it's okay you've got this okay that's what we like to see we are so close to dumb boys all right a nice little spin to win well that was depressing what about this guy can i just cheat i i've never used this guy but it feels like you can just cheat oh so close yeah this guy's op if you ever want a speedrun just use this man we're gonna just drop down come on bud come on but oh okay this is a win as long as we can get right there okay it was beautiful the sub 30 seconds we skipped the entire level i'm not going to lie i feel like it kind of cheated that but they were the ones who let me use it ice for jump a two star rated thing but you know we have santa claus and we haven't been using too much santa claus so you know we got to do what we got to do you know some of these just new levels aren't the they aren't the most technically advanced but that's okay i mean not everyone can start out as the greatest creator in the world let's do one last level steal the diamond okay oh my god i this just doesn't seem fair how how are you how'd they steal this diamond jesus if you're running a bank okay at least make it possible to steal your stuff okay this is overpowered you know i know you don't want people to steal your millions dollars worth of diamonds and stuff but the thing is like someone has to at some point and i guess that someone is me wow um i would say i would redo that but you know i don't think i can get any faster yeah if you're running a bank just make it possible to thief someone has to that's people's jobs okay it's don't don't be a jerk about it i know i said that's the last one but i want to do one more pogo swing easy it's not actually easy or is it or isn't it i i don't know i i i won't know until i try all right so of course we gotta go kill this guy i want you to die okay so my own bloodlust was the end of me okay so i need to get on top of that platform so i can pogo again i also need to not get axes in my face or my luscious chest sorry i'm sorry [Music] i'm really not meaning it bud okay so we got murderous elves you see the like taekwondo jesus she's a master that's impressive not as impressive as the way we're gonna murder her though why do i say anything you know i said one more level because i was expecting this level to be nice and easy like it says but now i have an axe in my ass okay axes and your ass aren't easy okay i think we have to kill this little piece of garbage first let's just murder him idiot okay murder her oh no oh no oh no we're just gonna get out of here okay bud i i don't want that spear in my ass please look this is why you don't try to murder people it happens to you as well okay okay possible possible winnable winnable hey timmy bye timmy how do i eject i don't know how to eject um eject for me no i didn't know what button was eject i found the new strat you can wiggle out of there and be just fine look we're a-okay no damage at all all right we have this game right where we want it all we have to do is kill little timmy get him out of the way and remember that z is eject okay come on no are you joking with me the goal is right there this woman is hanging on for dear life and please please i've been here so much no why'd i do that okay i just i can't anymore i've literally spent 40 minutes on this youtube comments feel free to flame me i i can't finish this level maybe we'll come back to it but that's gonna be it for happy wheels today thank you guys so much for watching if you enjoyed if you want to see more happy wheels make sure to leave a like on the video also leave a comment saying that's what you want i only know you guys want me to continue this series if you actually do leave those likes and comments so let me know if this is what you want to see more of also subscribe to the channel if you enjoyed i do plenty of speedrunning content for some pretty weird games and i think they're pretty interesting so enough shilling thanks for watching catch you guys later

Channel: EazySpeezy

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Id: 3f6In2ALqqg

Length: 9min 57sec (597 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 05 2020