Dark Souls II Hex All Bosses speedrun/race

first okay all right we can continue all right let's go I don't know what was up with that I'm gonna grab this effigy here yeah that's true he sounds like a million okay I gotta go for the Dragon Rider jump I took the bonfire I have to [Music] oh wait a second actually no this is fine I'll kill Dragon Rider and then I will burn the setec please fall oh my god guys I can't get him to I can't get him to fall I messed up because I'm a pen oh there we go okay it's good I got him that's fine I was afraid if I killed him like I would screw up because I forgot to kill the the night [ __ ] I don't have a bone so now I'm gonna have to run back no not on the scene just that dudes you know just getting that one dude hello am i thing how's it going dude he doesn't have much insurance no not at all oh man there's so many of these enemies coming after me I said we don't have to do it a New Game+ you know what it's really annoying they said well I guess I'll just run back to the bun for there's gonna be a lot of hats oh I forgot to turn the audio up no this is not scholar Chinese just say God my might die could be a good did you feel second dragonrider yet no okay I just burned the sec to get by the dude you know ob3 thank you so much for the sub man welcome Oggy nice job I should do that more often oh wow I believe I survived that one [Music] she's some kind of like fake all right let's go punch her off did you already kill this yeah yeah yeah I don't know just in turn faith manly I've no idea what I'm doing well we don't have any spells to kill us giant just um you need to get by a falcon yeah we got to go to Falcon oh sure it's not just about fun what did you level up anyways 25 faith and 15 end and 500 but that's the complete guest live nobody ever done better yeah I'm gonna go 20 20 feet 25 to use the chat me oh yeah you're right you do thank you for not letting me make that mistake no spells I know it's about trying to do hex only anyone else have massive lag hmm I'm not sure doesn't sound good he talks to you at eight a fury not 2020s he gives you a [ __ ] 2020 you don't need you ain't need a students to speak time everything is fun okay cool have you ever done a hex on rich pal they're not that bad okay well I remember them being okay yeah Stephanie only eight to speak to this person and viewers I'm sure at 20:20 he gives you his since that stuff which could be useful we can come alright so yes I'll buy seems fun did you pick up the leash water on the whitest yeah thank God just finished buying the spells from fokin did just get wasn't so quite isn't so and dark orb they said laughing out useful don't you sound like a child he sells a staff that you could use for K souls [Music] we can't touch the equipment take this welcome back Andre what do you say pseudo tuned in I think oh yeah we don't have enough attunement I have 15 thousand souls left I don't know how many you have okay go to Malaysia I think you get an extra achievements lot from the hood it's like 2k or maybe that might be a thing maybe I'm putting up something else that's a thing I see what she sells if not I'll go so hunting so no stress hello cake bomb oh it's 3604 the hood still not to have that was it do no we're give us a one extra fee that's what it does and an extra caste [ __ ] well this is a bit of a problem you could chime last giant I guess maybe we should just male 8 I don't even know if I have enough souls to get enough attunement honestly yeah you should be able to obviously didn't plan this we have well enough tests we almost had it we just forgot about that a little bit of a tuna I thought 10 was enough for one slot though it is but they take two sports both dude Darko updates once well I thought resonant soul was only one is it not no it's - you're right you're not wrong you would have definitely been I mean you would have definite unit if that was the case now I'll have the [ __ ] head in the way of my man you oh yeah we could have killed Falcon yeah I guess we could have killed both what is killing Falcon give the bear hexxus a gives you something did you swap maybe and having needed ice jams either need more souls yeah I've got six elections in great shape all right so I mean like ballista will be fine for pursuer than I guess yeah especially considering your case say can you if you tuned it something yeah I've got resonant soul now thirteen the fizzle move four hundred damage that's pretty good that's it it's hard to fight last giant close-range because you've skipped fizzles there we go [ __ ] I don't know if I sent him a lunch at home yeah they were pirate polo oh it doesn't give us a lot okay so yeah okay I didn't send her back okay I'm just gonna work - yeah oh yeah definitely hello it was slate Phoenix Yoho steering thanks a lot for the resub man welcome back be by the Catholic now as well yeah I think that's a good idea yes yeah that's true Stuart then I suppose all right pursuers down are you still chiming last giant now I just kept you okay nice mail it was pretty good then 90 yeah that's not that bad Yoko's thank you so much for the tour M sub welcome cuddles oh I said I was gonna warp to some Beck luncheon [ __ ] okay first things first I really need these achievements lots secondi [ __ ] man [Music] make sure to buy the bright bugs too before you go like because we're gonna be killing rotten soon I kind of fold the third of my well that's strange Packer ETSU somewhere does witnesses it's a bit it's a bit strange all right are you going to flex L now yeah somehow I don't know I started winning awards turn around how come we need it okay can't wait stop playing it again no splits run I've never done this before and it's also a race don't he attack in vice this ah I think I'm the old patch but I don't know if we ever did it on current maybe we did though if we did I don't remember it that well cuz it wasn't all that exciting I guess maybe yeah there weren't any like if I did it before I've either seen somebody do it before or I've done it and like none of the fights are particularly hard with like pyro you have fume Knights which is just awful sorcery you've got blue smelter you remember those things yeah I should with as well yeah remember you actually need souls to use who hasn't it weapon case you forget resonant weapon only so you have to have some yeah I know but you don't need to use that unless your tumble buffing right well isn't it so no resonant weapon oh oh okay no I wasn't sure huh oh I didn't know if you were going for like tunnel buff senior some things get very bad maybe might not be a bad idea for dark liquor although you could only really get it unlike the first well actually no you came to get on the first encounter because if you go through it normally the fight starts instantly it's thinking old patch Mountain anus tests temple buff inside the doc way yeah I forgot to buy the bow did you get a bow yeah and just get Speaks update oh well yeah I was gonna say you know it doesn't really matter that I can get the bow cuz I would talk to this guy in wait anyways not too big a deal okay I'm just gonna send him back also I'm getting murdered by arrows right now I spoke to him a lot too I think I cut the end dialogue like five times so long it's hard to tell different places I was getting mowed down by arrows a [ __ ] black sword mimiron the I have nots these sandwiches are good right slide this the idols try Mia it's pretty slow also I should have bought the blue clear stone ring reduce me okay I've done a naked boys room the Dark Souls 3 deals to you yeah I'll be stripping that all right I'm gonna actually go by the blue clear stone from the sky I assume it came back now another is happy comes back does not probably just ignore him definitely want to get the bow before I go to the DLC [Music] [Music] from the mage guy yeah I kind of got ya bought five herbs Twilight herb zipping my life gems are actually kind of low dad yeah I'll pick up the ones in the kisser [Music] all right I'll grab the grave of saints bonfire hopefully I can get down now all right I got it nice Santo Gems this rotten fight is going to take quite a while I think yeah I finish it Nina it took me seven hours and a quarter hello undo did you get the joke from other ways many wets the bonfire yeah yeah I grabbed the bonthorn got the job did you go for it I'm gonna go for it okay good yes okay meme which is kind of a lot of farming involved there are milkshakes and subdued do I want to grab this what is this spell here a dark fog making my way through the gutter just got the fragrant branch any purity yeah we got the sub milestone I already submitted two emotes so that's pretty cool I like that Nina wasn't that interesting I'm a baby gypsy I sound echoey llama voice chat Masuda yeah I'm not sure did you get us outside James yeah you know I also just forgot to grab scraps of life [ __ ] that's out of here no no it's in gutter I don't know are you at Rotten yet okay it's it's like in some pots by one of the worms it's like between the two worms that come out of the wall it's like the pots that you jump over I don't know if you do that yeah what is the damage here like 2:23 it's not very good 2:23 many castes do I have enough Souls this is this is open you know I should use a bright bug here actually yep I did get them yeah that's that's a nice damage bonus they know how to arrange this guy that should be enough sir cause something let's not get killed never really listened to the rottens music for this it's pretty interesting hello German toaster hey there you all right I don't know if I'm gonna go force in Java are you gonna grab the hidden hidden bonfire then in DLC one it's probably worth it right if you're gonna run back to gang squad counted back from that well I know but for when you're going to Alanna right I was gonna take the company was gonna take a little about fires to be honest yeah yeah I mean there's stuff any no reason not to take it you know we are doorman thank you so much for the twitch prem sub welcome dude alright I'm not gonna go for the syndrome I'm a baby that face when you went out of soulsand ossified Oh God really right at the end oh man did you [ __ ] is he dead no yeah I just got emotional those chaplains won the damages Afghan who damaged we already got the new he must see Akio super jump nope Jason come with us No yet uses your soles damage you know what I actually need to grab the Twinkies up here actually I don't know if I need these ones well I'm gonna grab my boys yeah the three there's like three that you can go up on the cliff yeah you can do it without them yeah that's what I thought would you want to fly some festivals down I'm teaching out cuz just peach down in this engine wait what excuse me I hit the freakin lever oh no this guy's coming out of elevator with me hey fell off instantly please no please no okay then do that babe AI in this game is so fat sometimes it's unbelievable yeah I was probably gonna get the ones that the person like a sword because you get humanity and 10k as well and I like that good climax this is spelled you get after like three you know probably what you mean how zero insurance yes it's not great now you can skip the friend zone by [Music] no [ __ ] rip yeah you know what you shoot the thing for the hidden bonfire oh yeah yeah I was just doing that it was pretty sketchy I almost died across this bridge about dying now does everybody need that like 8k so I mean technically is a peach fire but it's a bit sketched doing all this without taking it since super pgl oh yeah those guys like I have no health fighting [Music] yeah at HSN village ban and you not just those guys at all I'm willing to waste one of my 20 arrows on thought in the mouth but you disks and you finished dancing one you setting the gate I'm trying to figure out where to get dark greatsword right now pseudo okay well I think I found it pretty sure it's in here you you [Music] have to make us junior now I'm doing and always die here oh just about very perfect all right I'm running to the lot of the bonfire now since you need you need though a lot of bonfire anyways yeah well it's pretty sensible did you already get through the dlc i haven't yeah okay you got the Twinkies though by the lana buffer gotcha always about now like everything yeah those guys are a selfless as he was back stunning me how long does this run take I'm not sure it's probably gonna take a little while I don't actually have enough hours it's about shooting everything [Music] all right no I'm finished with the DLC run-through but how do you shoot this you don't have to actually shoot anything once you fall down you just have to go down on a pathway that's all yeah thanks don't ever remember that being that okay what's know something so upgrade level up get the two rings kill Nazca speak to the dark worker dude [Music] guess you probably love all my team in a little bit more it's probably a good idea the great resonance hole is actually I don't know how much better it is than normal resonance all anymore I know he got nerfed I get anymore yeah that's what I thought hey slam sloth how you doing man yeah a bit more endurance is probably a good idea yeah that's what I'm doing that's a good Celebi Judah I was just putting my back in four different even ie right now I guess yeah I just got through the basilisk room I really hope I can get the blue clear Sun ring without too many problems yeah I think it's gonna I don't have to do yeah how'd you even get past this I just rolled into him a bunch hello sir bubblegum yeah that got me strong you know I'd get a bad ones bad ones aren't very pleasant I have no idea how far I am right now Oh on that thing I'm not [ __ ] with you right now already oh there it is please no backstab all right we got lucky oh I have a scepter I don't know where the hell is no I did found it please nope never lucky there's like fourth on her is gonna be fun okay outfit - we got this backstep oh my god let's go for round four that's your fourth try getting us that was my dad oh my gosh time I got straight those yeah I guess running around being lost helps me out yeah hey son bro how's it going dude have I done demon souls I've done a little bit it's a rough game though unless you do that's pretty easy okay kill me now if they want I'm gonna get that sub closed well that's pretty strong I really want the tail smash I don't think she's gonna give it though you just go there now yeah I'm still not sure enough I upgraded this thing right it is still bad it's not great just wanted to make sure hey excess again where should you go as soon as you start you should go to medulla I guess we're probably gonna want to get three chunks before during light castle so we can get the cave that's two plus ten right away or should we just do it after Mel stop you can pick up a chunks if you want yeah yeah it's probably not worth bothering I guess idols Chang this game I need to rest this bonfire dang I wish I had scraps the light for this fight no I'm on the way there though I just rested at the bonfire before them the one in England yeah well it's cuz I was out of out of spell casts I didn't want to just waste my slower stores although I guess I've got quite a few oh my gosh yeah that's the one I should have rested at I just forgot [Music] [Music] see this this guy's super resistant no not really he also only has 1200 HP I guess yeah I think I think that's who it was now shut perhaps restore my spell cast upon fair as well oh well Mackey where miss [ __ ] heard I don't want this hold on yeah it's very good for that [ __ ] I'm insane mistake mmm-hmm thought I'd try to roll through it now I died that's a joke would you die too visit I got webbed by Freya with the red lizard oh yeah that lizard that one explodes doesn't it yeah unfortunately did you like attack it or did it get hit by something else oh oh okay I didn't realize it just exploded on its own okay gotcha I think I've died to that before actually yes there should be enough castes I popped off the head [Applause] look at these spiders boy they're falling down like that yeah I I use my forehead at the end of the fray of I like two spiders just dropped down from the sky straight onto the sole you have to grab never seen that one before it's still in pretty well the hex today 26 feet oh well that's fine and put on my Saint said yeah figured why not try it out see if it's any good yeah damage I'm curious with the differences see 811 versus yeah it's still a pretty big damage boost okay for how many you can get a second one though from the dark liquor dungeons I think yeah a MEMS how's it going dude no I'm losing yeah I died I've died twice actually picking up the two things no I forgot to talk to drink that guy there let's go back kill the Giants that didn't talk to Gandalf Grandal I think is his name yep hello HRM always testing the synergies under excells 3 yeah so people are talking about that and the discord seems interesting hey jerk oh do you pick up the but not yours dis no I said yeah it's probably not a bad idea you think it's too slow yeah I mean unless you can like consistently hit solo cinder it's probably not probably not that great oh you have to bone back and run after you kill yeah that seems pretty slow that's about you also I just realized you didn't pick up the Flynn's ring did you or did you no okay no nothing so I just went straight for [Music] every shelter if you killed censorship this yeah this feeling where are you up the ladder before sentence hello reptile yes we did hello Android Ben yeah this is a race with sudo stripy damn Louie Spencer wins that's muscle code any record you didn't die did you stuff for my god you know chip see chips thanks a lot for this rich crime sign they might be sounds like it to me jeez that's crazy yeah thanks a lot for the sub chip see alright this is definitely enough guests wait what Oh might you think straighter what's up hey famous straight I did not maybe should I I don't think he's really got anything I'm worth he's got dogs like talking [Music] yeah okay you can actually see the fog behind the door if you if you like kill sinner right next to the door that you open and see it as it opens up I just killed Sena them yeah I just got sinner down just phone down I'm gonna see Aldi at the deals I was like why was Holly not there I'm not done I heard he came back yet yeah oh [ __ ] I've got a lot of souls I guess I'll go do you normally go 25 25 or 30 30 I think you default I see I guess that's pretty yeah I I'm not sure yes this is fun hey can you hear stuff yeah thanks a lot for that uh that's uh bdp really appreciate it man I'm racing suus pseudo stripy I have his stream in the title I believe that's not as easy as I think sinner yeah yeah I was just strafing everything works alright yeah it's a weird fight no it's very good fight you didn't die though no I'm not quiet that's good that's a Korean peep everybody want to die in that fight it would have been a long way oh yeah so also we need to buy a ferrous lock stone yeah so you know dark gray so just yeah yeah I I knew it was a pretty high requirement I don't know if we're gonna be able to get that unless we kill giant Lord make his second time maybe Afghan time and he killed scalesia I'm finishing the bomb wheels right now it's more deaths just mmm-hmm we still got the DLC last man don't worry I almost feel like it might be possible to do what is it ivory king without getting any of the Knights it's probably worth grabbing like I guess at least I don't know probably one or two though but I feel like the damage is actually gonna be pretty strong against ivory king like it's gonna be easier than we think yeah you might use whisper of despair man yeah owner how quickly covetous ghost town the hex is still probably pretty fast it's definitely no old patch Nexus is a planet it's okay my staying away from the Dark Souls 3 DLC trailer now I've already seen it hey balanced I'm doing pretty well it's doing a meme race here I think I'm gonna like I'm gonna like the torch for metha I'm gonna go full peach take it kill it so it's quite easy now yeah cover this was no problem I've got him in a turning loop there's nothing you could do just as I think near the ladder on the way to met her I guess yeah get it I'm running past the fire ladies by mathur right now okay hey steel wrap how you doing [Music] all right take care scoreboard have a good one man do I have any advice for a new speedrunner make save files practice a lot I'm gonna see if the guy here in iron keep cells skullasaurus and pinky money ya know I've got some more got a few Twilight herbs left but I just want to check mmm he does not do you say that thank you so oh he sells the very good carving nice chair yeah I don't buy that so let's clean up waste enough souls using resonance so it's goodbye those dead eyes yeah open our passers what you say yeah sorry the music is super loud I've invested quite a few hours probably I don't know hun hundreds maybe thousands their souls to has been out for quite a while now I have set that one in my casual graduate job I should have rested that bonfire keep making that mistake how about the smelter I wasn't too bad honestly [Music] you almost hit me with two of those nice freakin with what the heck and so annoying I hope I don't have to use another sputters sorry twenty-three ads uh this faucet iron Kings a joke no matter what oh gee my bow let's be real here and convincing yeah it's worth just casting anyway hacks something I couldn't be munching in the mean time so yeah that was I don't really know how about here I tried that was that was like six meters away from him like absolutely nowhere near the a wiener I really good smell turd yes I was just like ranging him looks need an eight-way sitting there firing spells and then suddenly a today we went and I just got blown back oh dang did it kill you oh I see I don't know yeah I have grout notes for the hex route no this is just kind of we're just kind of winging it more or less [Music] [Music] how much ad Peters forget really imagine it's not much does it feel like much yeah it's not much at all I think it's for yeah I leveled it up a little bit with loving a team then you get to uh yeah all right I have to go hopefully get the dark clutch ring without too many problems let's see hey didn't I do see - no no I just grabbed the first non finger where's the hand cam I don't have it on right now I'm sorry it's kind of annoying to use when I'm playing Dark Souls 2 because I constantly use spacebar for auto sprint I'm afraid of like hitting the camera down with my controller or the cable from it anyways how did it miss that I wish the survey on this fight are you fighting Iron King yeah I just took the first one in the DLC I'll do that yeah I'm King I was like point-blank yeah I didn't really want to risk losing any of my souls oh god what is this enemy doing oh good thing the enemy is terrible in this game should have been so done yeah [Applause] why don't I use a private discord server because I've never ran to that problem done Sam damn what a TLC t12 that was guys if somebody does that I can just kick them out of the channel so that's fine also [ __ ] that's where the dark fluttering is but I kind of want to grab the on fire first then I'm gonna have to run oh my gosh whatever let's get the bonfire I guess hey hex non bit behind at the moment to find a oh yes so this is where you can do the Joan aha we did it is it easy that worked for me no maybe I got lucky and let's just enjoy you just like jump up the snow slope in that area I was talking about before yeah you go you get forward some of the stairs and then Jim yeah go like up the stairs and then slightly to the left there's like a snow slope and just try to jump straight at it and you'll just like go up it pretty much okay back to this bumper I just realized I've had the freakin ring of blades on top gosh I need to drop all these rings I don't mean yeah just something on you cheap repaint that gave it dang Derek yeah that'll that'll happen dang discarding the Flynn's ring never thought I was gonna do that we're never have I done that before rather so I don't know how to make this Jim oh you're trying to get up the snow slope you don't have to do it from like the side like you can go straight at it like from the solid ground just did like just got stuck in the air for a while and then mm-hmm yeah you can just go around it's not much slower grip dark clutch rings skip I just jump on the side yeah pretty much down and that's a ministry champ by the tree isn't this find it yeah yes can I get out of here alive no yes yeah I just boned out since I grabbed builder gone fur are you ready headed yeah I decided to grab it first just in case I've messed up something I just realized I don't have any souls device [ __ ] from this ghost I don't have many yeah forgot are you at jungle ready yeah I'm just about to grab the bonfire and ring lake found to be a death scene one and a half hours in that I think you died yet yeah I think you're right probably what I should have done I can get it maybe she okay what's the chances maybe I'm scared this lizard win I think it's very low I got a no problem the drink make one I just I once shot him with a GRS I don't have you haven't lost any solace throughout the run have you this is super close it's the 3030 yeah yeah damn that's annoying yeah there's definitely quite a few bonfires in Dark Souls 3 that's true I've noticed with the DLCs they tend to be a bit stricter on the bonfires [Music] [Music] anonymous guy chats a lot are you talking to ghosts yeah no I didn't have any souls I couldn't buy [ __ ] unfortunately I didn't even buy anything from him oh yeah I might go back later on if I need to but for now just continue without I suppose rip everything Oh No what have I done please let me close the door okay that's it I speak to him it's freaking ridiculous oh my god it's got five the guys in the goddamn lever finally closed the door got the gate this job get me out of here oh [ __ ] I don't have the flame butterflies because I didn't I actually need those did I grab the I did grab this smelter bonfire all right i'ma grab those right now before I forget I guess you can get a +10 now mmm I can't get any I only got three chunks no I didn't get all of them I'm just gonna continuing with idols time I think hello Rayburn [Music] I have no souls mid-fight soul pops certainly that realization that you're doing no damage yeah you do like nothing without souls it's pretty ridiculous I didn't know about that bonfire for a while angel horror I'm so did I once I was in this one what does a finger good carving it's a wood carving that breaks and makes noise that's very good [Music] yeah I'm also getting chosen this week just it is one on the left yeah this guy frickin bouncing off all my cells yeah it took me forever dude I was running her up for like a minute and a half long chest [Music] what is going on here why end under the enemies infinite the doorway why the hell is the elephant gum [Music] yeah I'm running through a model right now and even back an upgrade did you okay this John no okay you're gonna do that too though so I guess I'm uh yeah oh gosh I'm gonna survive here I was Miss Piggy hello ten guy thank you for the good luck appreciate a man he's on the elevator after mere night now thing right now money out of a typical owner i I know hex is just joking around Mitch yep oh gosh please let me through actually hello PJ Rock it's going pretty well homage is actually okay yes it's pretty good did you die in a model this no almost but no no luck there pseudo yeah I might get screwed over by the phone dude [Music] what the hell demon a song don't do that you went for the water ball spit yeah demon of song is one of those weird bosses that has like four different attacks that you never use this and that's one of them yeah the first time it happened to me in an any second yeah for a while and that died you take the peach 500 demonicus uh I took the one after mayor now yeah oh man you can take this baby peach one no not the super peach one my gosh you get into the first game [ __ ] Birdmen yeah seems like an interesting concept for a movie but actually I could review something yeah maybe hacks I think probably actually hello Ken ders how you doing man when you first saw the exploding bomb prior you thought it was some mimic bonfire that'd be interesting my shits gonna break right hey there Josh this guy's got quite a lot of distance whoo-hoo demon of sung yeah yeah I don't know I I think hex is just aren't as good as they used to be used to like for shot do you move something with it with the old route granted that was with Kate this time though which is slightly better yep play pick-up sighs you know about that hex to be honest and in this game is oh is it is it even worse in scholar oh yeah some of us I've died like did I do something oh my gosh that's brutal also I'm getting dull stop long day [ __ ] here and it's just gonna make sure you die as well nope I made it no I was getting trolled like 30 seconds of these that over a detected no damage at all than heaven ethos more soldiers I wanna have like five educated yeah I want to I want to be able to get off a lot of locals I'll be honest [Music] yeah yo PJ Rock 69 thank you so much for the twitch crime sub welcome PJ patek but so far though yeah hmm and he got back inside yet just know I just told Elsa I don't know about the fighters you have all starts a bit slow it took me like 25 casts I'd say I know hex it's bad it shouldn't really be playing at the moment but oh yeah okay there's sad TV what I even fired up but let's buy the Pharos lock soon how many effigies do you buy just I didn't buy any from Mecca ideals I didn't Bonnie I probably should have but I I didn't alright let's upgrade the Kapus before I spend all my souls the sage has a good hex missing our it's game needs more Seychelles I'm gonna be a bit low on souls I guess I've got it all sad soul though alright time to go do all the many bosses optional bosses I guess I should say yeah I am pretty much nothing as well Oh chief okay oh you know we could upgrade the chimes to dark as well I don't know though would you know where it it where is it anyways on the way to smell - I almost picked it up see oh yeah you need the dough lumber right I don't even know where you get the stone I guess you could probably buy from Chloe yeah oh whoa please buff did [Music] [Music] no damage after his birth yeah that's not great man the Kapus time is so fast though and it's quite nice [Music] [Music] you pretty strong fighters cut it down a lot less nice and safe and they should upgrade your kite this John yeah Thank You festival with jiendo house yes yo add me now thank you so much for the twitch prime sub welcome Adnan there was like no way to avoid that he fighting host yeah [Music] [Music] all right hopefully a big rat goes well scraps of life should make it fun I think I are using a bright bug no I guess yes it's probably good not such use too many bright bugs on the vanilla game bosses in case DLC goes poorly there's a way to insta kill chariot is there it's probably a rare village or something you can insta kill ivory King but it's not possible unless you have like all the Knights as far as I know not saying it I'm gonna have so many bright bugs oh dang we need doesn't have much time enough for this truck it's good to go anyway died died alright big rat was pretty pretty smooth when chariot jumps over the hole you can shoot the rider and then he and he falls and tries to climb up really is that how it works I thought if you did enough damage to chariot just like at the start of the oh I forgot to get dead again at least I got scraps which boss test many rat [Music] no God I'm gonna die not what it dies at this boss where you on big Rhett up showing it you can challenge they fell by any chance at a dark slows one run tonight maybe a door I'm not sure [Music] oh yeah I need to put the fist ring back on it's not that great yeah you hmm I don't have anything to drink right now Chris the man's I would like to grab something though he should have done it when I was on the elevator up tomorrow night to the key rather I'm like John it's been a very long time since I've killed big rap without even killing the mini ones you didn't kill any of them look how that even happen okay are we chasing you out the arena you serious the mini rest then no I'm not you sure I've advocated the big one without cutting anyone's mark did it once strafing in blood-borne yeah there isn't too much strafing and blood-borne though because you can't you can't really sprint all that efficiently in blood-borne when you're locked on like Dark Souls 2 is definitely the most strafe heavy game out of all the souls like almost every boss you can just strafe all of thier attacks how about a death th dragon this community don't worry I'm getting destroyed by Guardian dragon oh that should have been but then I got hit by a fire breath I just that's why I never have forced music these optional buses aren't particularly tough no not at all error of the cars I don't know if I should you know I might actually want to keep scraps on French and dragon yeah I think I'm gonna leave it out I think it's better than GRS hello cowboy from Mill how you doing man and I want my herd jumped quite straight I'm minding haven't been destroyed yet got it out of the way I guess we can reach it that strongly just kind of yeah I can order take the weapon make some spells and yeah we didn't spend too much time routing it there's probably a few things we could be doing better yeah I'm saying I should have picked up the herbs and Twilight uh-uh not Twilight uh LDS keep thing is long Twilight areas yeah there's like one crimson water and like - I think there's two crimson waters actually I'm like two herbs one or something like that I need got one I don't know what if it works out yeah there's one crimson water before the big basilisk in the cage before the lever you pull or like the drawstring thing that you pull I would go for Artie oh sorry but it doesn't actually do anything for magic even know why I picked it up you're gonna get on the ground it's not that bad though the Saints it gives you more spell casts yeah it gives you one more gives you one faith as well [Music] make you an agent gedge's mmm killing him right now sound like 40% HP should be dead now oh my bread bug around all right yeah dots Angela nope ancient stone dang is this deathlessness templates exes maybe we'll see baby Jim okay good she didn't John go Jim oh of course I do child and try it Lord jump on every main rod hello 400° how you doing what's up Anthony still about I'm just waiting for death to die oh yeah I need to go get the two other souls now I guess I don't know if I should grab the one again maybe I'm just gonna grab the pursuer one and I'll kill two sets of giants I think I'm gonna do that maybe I should even just call three sets of giants but I'm already running for the pursuer one I think the pursuer ones faster even though it's farther away another one takes so long to run through I you just gave one of them yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna get a bonfire ascetic from Chloe and when I go back now and then just kill two sets of giants that's past Oh what was it I think you're right it it was patched actually that sounds right dude stop flying around he's just jumping that's a pretty strong one all right well [ __ ] I guess I love this do it with four that should be fun I [Music] think the damage will still be pretty good hopefully I hate isn't fly again absolutely die he's psycho snitch just this guy here we go okay Lucy flew in the right direction and you flies do you get this none actually now I got one fly I got well I got one [Music] [Music] hello Vayne I'm doing all right not too bad [Music] oh my gosh that jealous okay that was motive good fight guys couldn't do much better though my pilot No all right pretty smooth so far you and DST tuned out I guess yeah I just got past the lover door okay dude these guys take no damage to excess what though he's got this the dagger dagger ladies I think we're gonna get oh man I can't believe that worked out is awful you do no damage to those [ __ ] dagger in this dagger ladies yeah great resident sol was doing 135 do you have souls yes I made sure I was like what the hell is going on here I'll be serious I don't enjoy [ __ ] I need those five in two cases though yeah oh geez yeah don't lose those whatever you do don't lose them I don't think it was that much time max comparatively a journalist but I tried to like visit you in fire damage in one of the five rooms okay this guy oh really that's done I think he says that have an easy one spike what I jumped a little bit too early there I was curious how close I could cut it out on the skip yeah the skip onto the the elevator that rises I'm actually gonna die we ain't hit have it again I guess I usually have more level design I'm scared for you right now suit I don't want you to lose all your souls I got ourselves back I've got to get out did you make death though yeah it's unfortunate did you get the giant soul at least when I died no well your second time through yeah yeah yeah I mean because I'm only gonna have four giant souls so that was the first one the second one super easy though that one's not nearly as dangerous that's why I skipped the first one cuz then I'm gonna deal with that [ __ ] yeah I guess if you know once power stores it - yeah that's the main reason I did it oops that's buying police much yeah good luck we stopped yeah holy [ __ ] it's not going doing so many fizzles eat some noodles yeah expensive oh my god smelter I died the smelter yeah I forgot that doesn't linger that does the second hit on that slow overhead died too baby Jim good stuff what in DLC - yep rip ocean it's quite a long way oh I'm low on skills have oneself illegally I'm not sure if I should use another bright bug here Mike I think you know no I'm back on the smelter fight also I need to pick up my souls at least don't eat any more skulls not really fast you'll see - I don't think better is some West Company one day yeah we got another all right and I've gotten the second try yeah that's all right yeah I took I took the peach bonfire luckily I thought I actually didn't it's not that bad I just kind of messed up and yeah that's about it it takes like probably thirty casts or so yeah not too bad though like I think I used once powder store them's got the pig spawn Oh Oh Lana really Wow I got the pig spawn on a run I did not too long ago as well it's the first Pig spawn obscene yeah I got my casual playthrough and I died there think I might actually have some background noise now shouldn't be too bad on dis burden I might have to fix that though give you some extra time pseudo you alright I'm back that fume fight was rough yeah I thought you'd be fine for you was it worse than smelter yeah no no our young team right now or on your way I'd pretty good actually oh nice this isn't over yet no man it's a normal run would be bare like finishing ten minutes ago 15 minutes ago I'll share them some the old let's back up well better not die them Omri rather than a stock is quicker for Greatwood okay that's good to know I didn't restore any of my spells no that's it's okay I guess got a lot of AM burbs that's definitely stupid boat I don't yeah I got I got pretty cool at one point it was really close can I get stood oq a long night here guys I'm gonna try [Applause] oh my oh my survived and even like one really yeah it's just been my thighs that's that's I'm lucky just and he goes along dentist no I'm fine um right now keeps freaking dodging all my head yeah oh that hit me rip sodoku good old lingering jump attack at box twice slowly catching our pets [Music] oh the stagger on along I have to use one more scholar story [Music] yeah yeah hi Scott hit me twice unfortunately if he knows actually quite tough yeah yeah fume was pretty scary hello say ocean yeah if he doesn't hate you he'll do a different death animation pretty much I don't even know what to level up yes more HP it's good you know I should really get another GRS I'm gonna actually go do the black Gulch I'm gonna go do those dungeons right now no I'm not gonna do in massamba that's a suicide attempt right there how nice spacing Kevin looks like they are don't go back up turn out I got I died no no got me with the other triple combo that side yeah that's the best thing about that that's it dude this guy is rolling so many of my my casts no I'm doing the the first dungeons right now yeah I want to get GRS second GRS yeah I was thinking earlier which guys dodging Huia taxes the pyro guy you get punished trying to heal in this fight in the few knife fight yeah oh yeah yeah I would only go for heels after I'd like knew I was safe for sure so I'm not sure what actually qualifies you for this second GRS I don't know if it's completing all three dungeons or if it's just doing - I think it's like lighting if the first one is resonant so it gives you in the second one is GRS then I think it's lighting all three yeah and then speaking awesome mm-hmm I'm really not excited for dark liquor I gotta say that it's not gonna be fun still a little while away before dark liquor but just gonna die again yeah I think what was that kill again I cannot believe that just happened he died No now the in the the Nagy Cadogan the shade woods dungeon I was shooting resident Souls at the dagger guy and he just fell into the hole straight off the bat like from his like starting spawn nice yeah is the chime really better than sunset stuff well you need to chime for the resonant soul spells which as far as I know where the bus is insane this stuff is pretty good hello argh the booty I'm doing alright dick - I said - this we've run so little a little bit left though attack is so delayed did I like the first yeah I I let the other bonfire all right I think I think you should give me GRS now I don't even have enough [ __ ] a 2 min slot so and I think about it oh no nevermind I just what's up did you stack a few mine yeah I did towards the end of the fight like at the very end [ __ ] me as a hotline yeah that's pretty rough Ilan isn't too bad if you strafe anyways I don't know if you do the straight routes yeah yeah I mean news my father died on 5 yeah I got super close one time I kind of got lucky I went full taco rolls managed to survive I need you know three Dodgers no just the first two does he give you anything no you get resonant soul for doing one but nothing for the second I guess no no I think this then I'd have to be like yeah I'd have to do dark liquor I don't have that many spells left yeah I'm actually getting kind of low myself a few I've got four adverbs I might go to dreamlike yeah did you buy them all from Kevin yeah I did I used all of his Twilight herbs already I think you have to use all of that [ __ ] James oh yeah I just [ __ ] kill me already did you forget to invest before alarm oh yeah I did yeah I think it's like three of my herbs there maybe four I just said [ __ ] it this is good always my consumables well I'll be doing another run after this maybe sludge buckets I'm probably gonna take a break after this though I keep fighting Hobbit I know no I am getting the Knights right now I just care I just grabbed the I I'm gonna go free the one night after it you get it to night over again oh wait right cuz you can't even free that guy right now because the ice is flocking in right it's not how it works yeah I don't actually know if you can but I usually clear the ice first just to make sure yeah can't get to basically mm-hmm hello a master debater how you doing man can I do a few mole trap yeah I could I could do a run like that having fun a few Moultrie greatsword how it hits pretty hard oops [Music] take that I don't know what I was doing [Music] yeah I mean apart from the frigid outskirts starts the third DLC is pretty good I would have rather had this DLC without the [ __ ] double cats honestly should I should restore my spell casts that's fine I'll actually go back and I need to get the Knights anyways never see very sorry I don't think I have many times that me twice I even buy the black books here I kind of need them tell you badly yeah double cats are okay it's mainly just the area before them that's the issue [Music] I wanted to see what a dark greatsword is like but there's no way that I can get the stats to use that if you didn't have to go for so much bigger for the DLC it wouldn't be a problem but unfortunately you do and I guess you don't have to but no one wants to go one shot by a few night [Applause] I found alone a lot he's in the team nine yeah I agree uh I I mean I only got hit twice by Ilan and got hit quite a few more times all right well I just have to suicide here I guess yeah I thought about speedrunning Okami that's something beat the game however I don't even get to the other freakin night I don't even know I could probably do it with without all the night something I might just skip the other one yeah you just used a lot of hating items you might get away yeah I don't know I feel like the damage is still gonna be pretty good against along however I do gosh I just put myself in a bad situation I should have saved those souls and went and bought more power stores from the drain leg dude [ __ ] I don't even know what I'm doing anymore I think I'm gonna go kill double cats and then try ivory King I need I think I'm going to need more stronger stores for this fight [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] everybody should oh you know I shoulda tuned that extra resonance so that's what I should do but I'll have like 40 [ __ ] casts yeah I'll be in great shape then [Music] you're tired committee yeah I feel a bit tired myself most there's more variety in the hexes freaking gr s and RS it's pretty much have you scraps a little bit but yeah these occasionally I killed along with scraps really a live one hit left gosh how am I even supposed to get this damn thing oh I got another one on me please just let me open up I like how he chases me back another room walking instantly I can't even get these goddamn fried bugs impossible yeah you can just kill everything hey yes I can't even kill all your enemies too many of them how did the deed go from upstairs as well yeah oh I can close the door okay this is fun yeah now that open the door I think that's gonna get better okay there we go oh yeah I've got zero Souls definitely I'm not gonna kill anything with that I don't think I actually summoned I didn't if you rescued over my chest this you just get one no I think I'm just gonna go with the one hope for the best I guess yeah the other ones so far out of the way did you free them all I've just got one of them I don't have to get any more yeah I'm on my way to double cats right now hopefully yeah than I am but I guess yeah I feel like just having one added spot isn't going to be too much to deal with should be pretty manageable yeah that guy's paying tax no I'm not that far ahead say ocean it's a decent bit but yeah yeah that's true can't see a goddamn thing any flatboats do you have this six yeah the AI that I the summon that I use distracts the horses for me holy [ __ ] whoever's attacking it abbis just destroyed her she's went from like half HP to dead instantly sniff test to die to my same face yeah [Music] a second it's still convey [Music] that was kind of sketchy that scared me a little bit all right not when cats aren't that bad but he used the buff but like 30% HP and I barely finished him off all right I'm gonna go to drain lake and I'm gonna go talk to the ghosts I guess I don't know if I need to but I'm really low and spell restores right now three might not be enough for that fight probably is but why not make the race close good dude DFC one as well oh yeah we saw B'Elanna Anson left that forgot about those guys yeah you [ __ ] need something ah yeah definitely okay this is not a bad idea then not at all so sketch have any jokes this guy talks so much yeah it's like 10 dogs or something okay about 10 of those herbs should definitely be good now mash faster trying man yeah I bought all the herbs from Herculaneum but the herbs that the guy in drink like cells are like the best herbs you can get I'm pretty sure so that's nice yeah also may have been a good idea to get some life gems oh well I've got a lot of old gradients and normal radians should be fine how many souls fight can't possibly be 50 damage Bashar way too low see how the damage the resonant souls is not particularly great I'll say that right now gates back yeah these enemies have some crazy Exorcist apparently there's so many enemies chasing me what am i doing a stupid race God because that amazes several of us this is quite a process here god this fight is so freaking slow it's unreal all right sacrificed us no not yet all right I think I should use a repair powder here I don't have any well that's fine but you okay just John yeah it's that like thirty five percent right now but I think it should be fine I even sacrifice now yeah I'm going into it right now [Applause] okay man No what's he doing it's [ __ ] about my house okay that was sketchy but he's down yeah we got it's pretty slow as long as you play it safe though you should be fine hey a time-worn no why oh my god just died on the lost underway what in the ivory King [ __ ] yeah the distortion flight that sucks I'm sorry for laughing that sucks yo the walls thank you so much for the twitch crime sub welcome Bo walls really appreciate it man thank you for the support did you try to scraps I mean I was behind him and he just turned around yeah they love to do that now having ourselves I should have wasn't worth the risk now if it was that way hex feels that way [Music] it's kinda wants to have a long-range fight with me apparently don't think he's gonna win pink squad he's trying he's really trying okay come on stop dodging my attacks [Music] Kitaj is almost as well as players online yeah guys a champ [Music] also probably should have bought some more life gems for this fight should be fine though I've got all the old radians still time for atrocious damage owner how bad the damage actually is here it's you know it's not actually that bad for being a hex boss what the heck was that that animation canceled though how much HP does this spell stat happen quite a lot I think I'm even gonna bother killing him yo cran dgt thank you so much for the twitch friend sub welcome cran thank you for the support dude [Music] I'm coming that could have been bad what the frickin Bell stop hello AC chillin yeah I've got a lot of bigger I think about 45 [ __ ] let's rest at the bonfire cuz that's one nice thing about being able to cancel fog gate animations oh geez Wow that's looking and we might still got that hip [Music] Oh dr. Chen to get along yeah I'm fighting syndra I know it's been very very odd which I don't think I've gotten radians duccini past I was you know I don't think I used seniya for gang squad Walter and fenders gonna be fun don't don't worry about watcher and defender that's gonna be like the easiest I still talk looking at this maybe doc like it be my Savior oh yeah that's true I guess that's probably gonna be quite a fun yeah I'm gonna go for 50 vigor seems good not gonna tune my extra resonance soul so now I've got 48 residence halls for ventric that should be pretty good 107 agility is that what about now oh yeah cuz I leveled up my tune bit more where you at right now getting schooled okay how many giant souls I've for ya for soon was five so his vendrick flights gonna be slightly faster also I guess I won't have a bright bug for aldea that's fun though I'd rather have it for vendrick here for sure it's so easy to get fizzes on this guy it's really annoying he fighting vedric yeah take it sim wasn't to you about them no he's fun pretty easy it's kind of slow but it's not bad probably I need to use like one slow restore here thinking [Music] [Music] that's the damage of three soul ravier yep pretty good [Music] I use the past three times you've entered to me fighting vendrick oh Jesus that combo scary stop dodging my [ __ ] if I don't run out of souls here I've got Souls I could use though I need to I've still got 50 cats left though I'm done - like Thursday I'll be like 15 minutes add something about that's my phone [Music] Oh 25 Jim Solano that's fine I only had I had about the same amount Alana's really not too dangerous I don't know I mean you should be fine I think almost over guys it's almost over what a fun fight that was this guy fights like a dairy farmer I really hope ventricles are not Bendrick dark liquor goes alright here a bit worried all right here we go I'm for horrible damage there any guys [Music] [Music] so easy to get fizzles yeah it's pretty annoying Oh God earliest whatever Texaco fears like a child yeah dirk.burger has pretty low HP and since you since you're using ranged attacks it's not nearly as bad having like an early split in a melee route sucks though it wasn't about them no I I just got him not too bad I also have a lot of yeah I've got a lot of agility that's that's true it's crazy how few [ __ ] GRS as you have 48 resident soul 5gr I granted I have to two castes of resonant soul but still am I going to last-hit I'll do with climax I don't even I didn't even get climax I should have grabbed it green blossom cancels mushrooms yeah I think you're right sounds right I just didn't have like eight since a weird guy this is such a hard boss fight just tank back to the base [Music] [ __ ] sake son the time [Music] I was doing the super explosion we still got like 10 more seconds to dodge it's fine guys oh there we go yeah there no I got hit by the super explosion now I've got 50 bigger yes you can't kill me I left so I could spent can this fight is so slow my [ __ ] charm is gonna break look like kill this guy I should stop shooting atom boys in this form otherwise my chime will actually break he's missing out he's still killing out there this yes yes very much so as far as I can tell now a large difference oh my god all the earth stop up names [Music] if you took them this game nice yeah just finished nice not about time actually very fun yeah yeah not bad nice manly face Thanks not even looking at him after you shot that last spell yeah Althea doesn't deserve any recognition better than stopping thinking about us I can try for the super cool now hexes are not the 16-minute route B dragon tooth apparently dragon tooth has potential in Dark Souls 1 it's kind of funny yeah that wouldn't actually that's quite interesting I have a go at some point if I can get there yes to Rocky and before yes three comes out all right take your side see I'm a sir [Music] all right have a good one gun Drake take care man [Music]

Channel: Distortion2

Views: 80,849

Rating: 4.8195052 out of 5

Keywords: twitch, games, Dark Souls II, All Bosses, Hex, Speedrun

Id: 6-aJ9oPpKdE

Length: 226min 36sec (13596 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 05 2016