ALL SOULS ALL BOSSES Marathon (Part One)

we'll watch a few cutscenes this run but it's going to be a long stream so we don't really have too much time i should have probably started a bit earlier but it's okay i might steal my strats i'm doing pyromancies right now for this run spike so might be a bit different than what you're used to i'm really rusty at dark souls one how long am i expecting this to take the whole marathon probably like 15 hours or something i don't know it depends how well some of the runs go realistically you could do this in like probably like eight hours if you were insanely fast like ten i'm not really doing efficient like the most efficient routes though i take tomorrow off uh we'll see how i feel tomorrow i guess iron man season dark souls 3 are sick yeah i'm not doing scholar the person this time by the way i don't even have scholar installed right now oh my god inventory in this game yeah the last time i did scholar guys it was so [ __ ] bad oh my goodness is this really happening right now okay fine can i kill him purely with fireballs oh yeah sick all right so we're just gonna go straight for rtsr i think plan i guess i can pick up the spider shield for extra equipment like can i i can't mid-roll with what i currently have yeah i'm gonna get the souls i don't think i need that one but yeah i i will definitely grab the other two what's rtsr it's the red tear stone ring it's a ring that boosts your damage when you're at low health very very good how how am i meant to get mid-roll set up oh thane jump tech there thank you thank you you don't need meme roll to free laurentius wait really i thought you had to like don't you have to do the air rolls to survive oh my god can i get out of his wing please oh i could probably get mid roll with that now but you just need to roll at his face yeah there's a way to do it while out of bounds though uh yeah i'm not sure where i'm where i drop down the only way i know how to do it is with like the air roll so i have to do like the latter thing right [Music] uh let's just get some health and i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm doing honestly [Music] still not enough what about with this okay well i all right we [ __ ] i'm still my character is fat all right guys here we go come on nice you want to jump across oh yeah i do all right whoa wait [ __ ] oh i can use the fireball to break it right i was gonna say i need the fire bombs uh is it only poison knives anything else that's useful where do i go from here uh oh god chat this isn't good i can't remember because normally i no it's just straight to the right here isn't it i think it's just right here dude i'm so rusty oh god chad uh yeah i think it's right here five-hour yeah this is why i didn't want to do the out of bounds because i'm like oh god this jump is also super annoying oh no i'm stuck now and i still get it i don't think so you have to jump uh i'm screwed you can't jump up mario you're just [ __ ] when this happens i don't you need to get on this i knew this was a terrible idea chad i come on this now what are we trying to do we're trying to free the pyromancer from out of bounds but i honestly should just kill capra i'm gonna try again though [ __ ] it this is what trying to do glitches looks like with no practice chad dude come on and just roll the other way oh yeah how am i not getting this there we go dude come on man i just want a [ __ ] reset chat this is what happens with dark souls 1 every time i try to do a glitch that i don't know how to [ __ ] do and then i'm here for like 20 minutes my dark souls one run takes like three [ __ ] hours oh god dude every [ __ ] time i mean it's my own fault it's just it's just because i don't practice like i i i don't prepare i'm just like [ __ ] it we'll do it yeah it's just i do like when things go well because if dark souls 1 takes 3 hours and then dark souls 2 is a [ __ ] show before i know it it's like a [ __ ] 20-hour stream yeah well i wasn't i wasn't gonna do this but i okay okay i gotta jump super late oh okay nice it worked that wasn't even late but it worked [ __ ] okay it's like yes yes you did i get it does it you can do with the fireball right oh my god i don't know where to aim chad need to be lower all right this is super efficient chat oh no he did use firebombs games like right here i got him okay all right chad this is super efficient only lost like eight minutes already but hey now we know for next time now we're ready all right chad are you ready for big [ __ ] gains goodbye then come back [Music] okay well i guess i need to get my end up a bit i love all my endurance i'm not gonna be able to mid-roll so all right dex improves casting speed yeah that is correct the int is for ball control and hidden body primarily okay i guess i could have got my hp up a bit more they need that much anyways and the run now start it can oh my god fireball range is [ __ ] uh yeah sure um all right we got the key that's all we need and i guess the best west thank you i don't need to kill him i bought the key now so oh man oh oh [ __ ] sakes i hate this jump yeah i'm doing the dlcs i'm doing everything don't worry all right chad uh just gonna say i guess we could do capra right now doesn't really matter though [Applause] all right i should quit out here somebody helped how long this takes the ds1 is probably going to be like [ __ ] two hours at least oh my god dude [ __ ] at least you can quit out like super fast in this game maybe i should have picked up that gold pine can okay i'm getting really [ __ ] annoyed with these archers right now dude oh my god pyromancy range bad yeah i have a plus 15 pyro glove the only reason i have such a big pyro glove is because of well glitches all right i i need to get the bonfire first if i'm gonna do gargoyles unless i don't know i'm just gonna assume as much maybe maybe it's better to actually just like kill them and then go back down actually i don't even need to do gargoyles well all right whatever we're just gonna do them right now i guess uh i'm not really sure what i'm doing well i do the new jump king map uh no i don't think so the new jump king map looks just like i already have rtsr just forgot to put it on insane routing thank you thank you i mean i could do gargoyles later when i'm a bit stronger but it really doesn't matter now ella has not finished yeah dude i can't i can't believe he was playing [ __ ] jump king on his birthday that is not how i would want to spend my birthday oh my god that damage [Music] yeah i can upgrade with koilana but i have to kill quailag and if i want to kill quail egg i either have to use the drake sword or i don't know it's just annoying to kill quail egg right now yeah that was like a really weird setup but no you don't need to ring the bell you can actually place the lord vessel with cough so yeah should be this way right yeah nice what is this cam so we tricked the game into thinking we died now we can go through this gate in the sun's fortress oh my god what the [ __ ] there's a bad put out spot apparently i don't really need any more souls i guess oh gosh so i could probably set up rtsr here strength and endurance okay yeah well luckily mid-roll is super easy to get remastered anyways so i don't really have to worry about it does this game have unfortunately not [Applause] well mid roll isn't mid roll allows you to do a glitch called air rolling which can let you survive like super high falls what's the world record insanely past sorry to say but you're not gonna be you're not gonna be seeing world record today these games are extremely optimized i'm gonna buy some green blossoms oops that was probably a bit excessive but i should have just bought 99 actually i have so many souls anyways doesn't matter yeah the the records and the souls games have been just grinded to death are all insanely optimized now well for the most part at this point people run for like weeks and don't don't get a pb or like improve the record well months even okay i should have done the rtsr oh my god whoa whoa whoa thank you for the rage sharon that was really weird i wish i was like i wish i managed my camera better [Music] he did like a midair flip yeah cat is a beast dude's been dude's been grinding ds1 for like literally years now hey sparkyman thank you for the five months and wonderboy thank you for the two months reset welcome back guys thank you very much all right do i need i just realized don't have ball control nice i don't know how much endurance i want for the giants halberd how much strength do i need yeah i decided to do sakura early because when i do it late it doesn't go very well i guess i'm like [ __ ] tired all right well getting mid roll is gonna be kind of scuffed but whatever we're just not we're not gonna do silver night archer skip 32 strength okay well i'm gonna two-handed anyways so it's fine i forgot to give ball control i mean i'll probably be better fiber dude that sakura mod was [ __ ] up man that sakura mod [ __ ] on me yesterday dude ishin was like tilting the [ __ ] out of me i wasn't meant to get the paris bonfire yeah yeah i realized my mistakes hey cool bean well i wouldn't even say it was a bad thing about the mod i think the fights were well done i mean all of the attacks were like it's not like there were bad hitboxes or anything everything was totally terrible variable but it was just very hard and yeah i was using the bell demon which was definitely making things a little bit harder [Applause] grip that dude can you upgrade the giants halberd is it twinkly oh you can just upgrade it to plus five at the vent at the blacksmith then that's easy yeah yeah giant just sells them i hope you had a good stream sharon thanks again for the rape all right let's one more dupe he beat all the stages oh [ __ ] nice um silver night after skip would have been pretty nice oh well as always next time um yeah just by 99. looking for someone to help the g fuel sponsor well there you go yeah use code distortion my dude thank you oh god hold on just come over what's up turkish [Music] can't see he's gonna dodge it damn just kind of butts yo what's up seki thank you for the raid man hope you had a good stream buddy it's kind of silly yeah well samoa's a [ __ ] idiot [Music] sorry chad i had to do it for speed 66 strength there we go all right perfect let's get a little bit more attunement that's good uh all right i guess let's go do hydra now or maybe should i do qualag i guess quailag actually so i can ascend it probably yeah quelana [Music] hello bye [Music] hey dice device thank you for the gift sub and steve thank you for the 11 months man oh yeah griggs uh yeah i mean i guess it doesn't matter i don't need it right now that's true after quail egg i could just warp here and get ball control and stuff this is ng plus nope i'm just a cheater i guess having fall control would have been nice here not going to try the plunge strat get myself killed old school strats chat let's go this halberd is heavy oh yeah she's here already [ __ ] kill for fire tempest should have bought some uh i don't have an wait do i have enough yes now go i mean it's fine i picked up one extra soul just eat some more now go yes okay bye bye spells long ago now go i'm not gonna die to poison all right we gotta kill her holy [ __ ] you know maybe she shouldn't have been keeping that spell for herself all right don't worry i won't skip this one chat for you damn that damage is good so not using pyro yeah not for quail egg oh wait [ __ ] i was gonna grab that other bonfire but it's not warpable i have to grab daughter of chaos there's the spell here anyways that i want forgot about that great chaos fireball come on let me all right let's go to firelink yeah you can dupe humanity any you can dupe any item with like a you like a that has a selectable quantity yeah that's rough that is rough fiber all right i think we should go to parish now and kill hydra probably get the crown of dusk i guess hello limit does duping require a mod no you can do it in both versions of the game remastered actually has like an even more broken dupe glitch funny enough oh yeah probably because of covet or something fiber who knows that sucks though hey chakaron i've been been having the pewdiepie g fuel flavor like a cherry or something i don't know it's pretty good pewdiepie all right let's go do butterfly and pewdiepie has a skip named after him in this game chat he did it by accident in in one of his playthroughs so we named the skip after him it's a very small skip but basically you can like open the door where griggs is without like you can open it before he starts talking if you time it right [Music] the time i expect for the whole thing i have no [ __ ] idea honestly [Music] five thank you all right i'll try it's not it's not even where's that dude health is low i was gonna pick this up for like equip so i can get mid roll but i'm pretty sure i can set up mid roll with the giants halberd because it's so [ __ ] heavy anyways i think it's right here that if you drop you take no damage use the giant sword at the giant tree to skip through the first section bro i don't even know what that means hey bosh what's up bashi oh thank you for the four months come on sir oh god sorry chat uh why is there no [ __ ] sound for the hydra heads a round sound setting on i don't think so i don't know it's weird yeah i have a max pyro glove now is the game loud enough by the way i do feel like it's actually a little quiet oh god i knew this was gonna happen i can still go to the dlc right [Music] yeah rip crown [ __ ] me dude ah i i knew that i tried putting out but her [ __ ] dialogue canceled it dude just cheat the crown in guys oh look guys i found the crown of jessica's in my inventory what the [ __ ] happened all right let's go to anor londo actually okay i can go to anor londo but i need i need to get mid roll okay this should work sorry i i need to [ __ ] set up mid roll for this skip just cheat the stats i mean my stats are already insanely high i don't know if i'm gonna make this i'm gonna try though [ __ ] it i feel like the elevator took too long hey lynch oh i'm so [ __ ] all right hold on i i'm gonna practice this real quick all right i gotta i gotta do this one more time i think we got it this time though i just have to wait a little bit i gotta wait like four or five seconds just so the elevator timer works out a bit better so i cast ball control and i roll off the ledge here with mid roll which allows me to survive and once fall control runs out my character will die so i need to like okay this should be good now yes i hope okay that was good timing nice what does the crown give me it gives me a damage increase on my spells it improves on all spell damage by like 20 percent all right we got it nice that wasn't too bad all right so now we made it through the golden fog gate unfortunately i don't have hidden body right now though bill hum skip yeah i don't know if i'm going to be doing bill home skipping this marathon might try it once but elizabeth is gone that's not good oh bdr works on pyro's i wasn't sure if it did or not yeah wilhelm skip is brutal how'd i decide the marathon order uh just whatever i felt like doing yeah sakura shouldn't sakura shouldn't be too bad okay hopefully this skip worked nice god i thought i put out too late there hmm that's the nude well that's a remastered exclusive duke skip at least i believe it only works in remaster maybe because of fps or i don't really know why actually no i'm just playing bass sakura playing that mod no thanks all right i might just go peach mode and just do [ __ ] seath without rtsr i can use bellowing anyways just because i don't have [ __ ] hidden body and i don't really want to have to do [Music] duke's duke skip well i don't want to do the golden fog gate skip and duke skip again if i [ __ ] die nice let's play thank you like to see you do better [Applause] we might be fine on the clams though just because i have so much stem oh look at that damage it's [ __ ] beautiful can we kill him with the fire tempest do you think yeah pyro range is awful nice and i can't believe i [ __ ] killed dusk dude not having a hidden bot well actually not having not having hidden body will be okay for the most part but i mean i could just give myself hidden body i guess but yeah you don't have to go across the bridge anyways or oh wait no i do have to go across that one that one part but i should be okay uh god oh look guys hidden body perfect got the hidden body dupe in the cutscene let's go dude give me that tail oh yeah hit them with the tempest yeah did my fire tempest just block his lighting [Laughter] did he just miss i have no idea yeah the mushroom's not here what have i done chat me actually think it's faster to go to the left i saw kata going to the left and i was like super surprised for the longest time everybody went to the right side i don't know if hidden bodies oh it's because of no hidden body but you can also just quit out though can't you but i guess the quit i mean to quit out waste some time holy [ __ ] this is so hot so hot hey bellaties thank you for the seven months you go left there are enemies yeah yeah the version of the skip needing the enemy yeah oh man yeah we used to do that skip by baiting one of the big rock guys into the elevator and falling off of his head to get pushed onto this like savable ground it was so bad i'm gonna switch these positions since i like having a shield so i can like block uh i don't know why but i feel like i'm missing something oh yeah oh [ __ ] now my mid-roll setups messed up whatever thank you for the seven months of lates and cd thank you for the four months yeah pyromancies scale with your like weapon upgrade for your pyromancy glove upgrade firestorm after he jumps dude he's gonna kill my ass can i equip the giants hobbit now i mean i could just use the halberd as a mid-roll setup i guess let's let's see if it actually works any specific reason for the order no just what i felt like doing i'm gonna do vanilla gothless i don't think you can can you do it with pyromancies like i actually have no idea i don't think they reach far enough all right alameet has been activated i almost [ __ ] hide there i should have used fall control a little earlier all souls is a pyromancer now i don't think i want to do that pyromancies for ds2 are pretty [ __ ] rough i'm just gonna do like a melee weapon for ds2 i could do pyros for like ds3 or something maybe if people want it but we'll see i was thinking about maybe doing like sorceries where is my lloyds who am i saving if dusk is dead oh uh [Music] oh the oh that was stupid i [ __ ] up chad okay fun it's very precise it's not that precise you just have to roll well you have to roll early from what i remember i also don't need ball control because i activated the elevator i just i i rolled to i rolled too late i think it's coming back to me oh run so far i mean it's all right it's a little sloppy start but it's it's been going pretty decent i would say after after the beginning of the run i think we're on pace to finish this run in like two hours or so which isn't too bad all things considered and we have capri gaping four kings i don't know i guess we still have quite a bit left but yeah we have priscilla stray gwyndolin okay see earth seath calamity time oh [ __ ] i should have rested the bonfire no black flame oh yeah i could have got the black flame i i don't even remember where it is it's not really necessary though yeah i don't think black flame is all that good anyways why didn't we do call me before because i needed the crest key i actually got to go to the bathroom so i'll go do that right now uh hey mr cat king what's up buddy guys i'm a speedrunner made it back in time i've washed my hands chad come on you're supposed to wash them for 30 seconds okay sup jumpy all right i [ __ ] hate this fight rng that's a really good hitbox there very nice i don't know what i i honestly feel like i played that decently well i don't really know i don't know i don't know him doing the charge when he's right against the wall like that is so awkward because normally i would have been fine but since he was right against the wall like i couldn't like normally he would just go past you i just i [ __ ] hate this boss his hitboxes are just terrible you just roll and you die anyways yeah i mean it's kind of an excuse but it is also true though helmets hitboxes are pretty bad oh my god that was so close i haven't seen kyle the flip is so rare dude he like never does it all right let's go do four kings i guess capper gaping stray all right we'll just we'll just grab this let's do straight first i guess we have a ton of bosses we can do we'll do stray then we'll do capper gaping then we can do pinwheel neato and then four kings i guess how long will this marathon take i don't know man it's gonna be it's gonna be a long one gonna be a long one happy gaping first you can firestorm the clerics hey akumaru hey darth oman foreign yo it's g fuel energy guys my sponsor they're here you guys want to get any g fuel make sure to use my code distortion or a discount hey echo thank you for the eight month resub thank you buddy spray is down uh capper gaping time i don't know why i'm doing it like this but maybe i should just do the yeah we need to get that estus flavor going come on how am i not getting this this was totally not worth it chad ugh [Music] we've done a chat hey eugene thank you so much for the give sub man i guess if i killed capper early on then i could actually do the out of bounds escaping maybe what you're supposed to do well maybe if my sponsorship goes well we'll get a get an estus flavor he's pretty sick i already freed the pyromancer i know fiverr it's crazy ah all right pinwheel nito all right we're we're flying though we're we're making good pace i mean we still have 30 minutes of the run left if i finish this another two hours i'll be happy and i think we can i mean we have gwyndolin priscilla pinwheel nito or kings i don't have that many bosses left yeah will my g fuel let me get the sub two hour run i already killed c yeah bet of k uh i need to make sure to get fire bombs wanna do four kings before oh [ __ ] you're right wait can you oh [ __ ] [ __ ] can you warp to any of these the one and two of the giants oh the weird one oh god the one that's like oh it's the one next to patches okay the one by the ladder okay game i could have just done a plunge i don't know okay nothing to see here mr bone wheels i do have a g field discount code it's code distortion if if you want to get some you can click the panel below the stream all right chat i will give 10 subs if we get the mask of the father dun dun oh how rare is the mask uh well it's just a one-third chance there's three different ones you can get is it the child mother and father i think is anyone actually checked no well i'm sure somebody has i don't know though actually wait can you not use falcon wait wait i'm confused no rtsr setup uh yeah i'm probably just going to use the bellowing to be honest i'm a scrub i didn't realize green blossom prevented you from using ball control i had no idea like i just never noticed that i never i don't think i ever tried using like a blossom and then using fall control green blossom override sprite bug yeah it's so it's so stupid all right guys just doing a little out of bounds here just going through the it's chilling in the water more glitches oh my god all this streamer does is glitch [ __ ] cheater dude can you get a two king with pyro i think you can right oh you definitely can i think with great combustion you have to punch one of the kings oh really that's funny yeah it's gonna be three kings i'm i almost barely don't even have enough spells jesus oh pyro glove punch gotcha oh my god are you [ __ ] kidding me you all right so you don't have to actually ring any of the bells if you do if you do it like this if you get you can warp to this bonfire it's called like the abyss or something okay you can actually use cough place the lord vessel so no need for the bells that's good man rita out of bounds kill yeah the ai is just too random though fiber i don't think you could really ever do it consistently all right uh all right go do neato and then we have just uh the fire area plus uh plus gwendolyn and priscilla i think i already killed all the dlc bosses you got here a little late my dude maybe you just haven't been watching yeah you have to do sends gate skip and you got to do like the fall control skip if you want to not ring the bells a lot of the time i do sakura towards the end of the marathon so just decided to put it earlier this time for a change yeah you know how long it took me to get the mica lash out of bounds kill fiber it took like 10 hours of just non-stop mikko it was horrible i think i did like a 10 hour stream of trying to get the mikalas out of bounds and i didn't get it i spent i did a 10 hour stream didn't get it and then i did like another hour off stream and i managed to do it [ __ ] off [ __ ] hell uh yeah i'm just gonna do a mortal severance i think i'm gonna buy vati's upcoming book i don't know man so diablosaurus thank you so much for the 23 months i mean i'll probably i mean i couldn't just do all bosses and mini bosses for sakura why laugh i mean i'm just like i i haven't read a book in forever it's nothing against bhati i'm sure it's fine i'm not trying to like i'm not laughing oh it's an art book okay i mean that's cool you know i'm write a book yourself someday i don't think so yeah regular eachine will be quite a breeze after playing through the mod [Music] [Music] oh look at that setup beautiful rest in peace oh you know i'm really curious for elden ring what like i wonder what the what the speed run is gonna look like is it gonna be dark souls one tier where you're just like melting bosses in two [ __ ] seconds i don't think so i think fromsoft has kind of moved away from like melting bosses but then again in dark souls 3 with the right setup you can of do similar stuff but not quite as i mean with the bow glitch you can melt bosses i guess but yeah it's a [ __ ] ton of setup for dark souls 3. dark souls 1 it's like get the rtsr congrats you kill bosses it's insanely fast now demon souls is even more ridiculous with its magic though firestorm and demon souls is like the most ridiculous thing ever and the sorceries obviously the sorceries are insanely good but firestorm is probably like the most broken spell in in demon souls really i have not okay i guess i didn't i guess i didn't run off at the right angle dude i don't know that's so weird i haven't failed that skip in so long no i think it's because in the i was reading in the discords about that skip recently made me doubt myself remember somebody was saying they [ __ ] it up apparently you can go on the left side as well but it's like harder don't forget the soles yeah i totally need them all right let's here we go little dime with the arrows that's what you meant by left side no no like i didn't i didn't try going for the left side like where you drop by down ds1 dude everything is well okay that's not true but mo mo like miracles pyros sorceries all the magic is really opium ds one sorceries are the most overpowered but all right um now we just have ceaseless and fire sage and centipede yeah miracles are good all bosses pyro only and ds2 yeah i don't know some two hours is gonna be kind of tight here this area does take quite a while are there any other actually it doesn't really matter i need to get those i need to get the [ __ ] fire bombs a bit of chaos i can just warp to firelink and then warp back using the mod for sakura no why dark sign instead of homer bone well i don't need skulls anymore it really it just doesn't matter um i might practice the tree skip pre-skip is no problem dude oh god what are you doing i'm gonna do wolf skipping bloodborne uh maybe [Music] i can't kill ceaseless with pyromancies he's immune to it [ __ ] off [ __ ] hell hey alby thank you for the six month resub hollow knight all bosses something you would do i mean i'm just i i'm not good enough at hollow knight to do that or rather not practiced enough i should say i learned any percent in the hollow knight and like any percent is okay but doing like a longer category would definitely be be better for hollow knight it's just a lot to learn yeah i gave up on pantheon 5 my first playthrough then i came back and finished it but surprisingly fire sage is actually not that resistant to pyromancies which kind of makes no sense but there's dark souls things can you look an rtsr set up i'm not gonna i'm gonna grab the bonfire here to die to centipede let's go get the fire bombs yeah hollow knight's amazing such good game turned around does necro have rtsr no there is items that like there's an item that cuts your half your hp in half but it gives you a bunch of damage that's like the closest thing to rtsr i cutting off sometimes i don't know maybe move my mic a bit closer to my face i don't know where i am that r2 does a lot of damage actually with the r2 hey dog tour what's up buddy now sub two hours gonna be kind of tight here i think we might be able to do it but actually i don't know probably not it's gonna be really close though but not not too bad not too shabby i mean we just have bed of chaos and gwen but okay i should be dead and like a few minutes if all things go well which bed of chaos has not gone great in my past few marathons if anybody remembers hey milhouse thank you for the prime sub thank you man record command out of date yeah it's all my soul's commands are out of date at this point i think romantic or comes in every few months and updates them then ring pvp will be good well sure it'll be fun i didn't have the bellowing on [Music] demon souls remake wasn't made by from software different different company done a chat all right yeah sub 2 is ripped but it'll be it'll be close enough oh yeah we can't go to firelink take me home cath very well definitely would have been sub two hours if i didn't watch some of the cutscenes so that's all right honestly this has been a pretty good run i mean we only died to like what was it uh [ __ ] hold on i need to attune combustion i don't need this many combustions we died the cow meat and then obviously the start was pretty scuffed oh yeah i died in painted world crew lemonheads whoa all right guys are you ready for the best gwen fight hmm now that actually scared me that he did the follow-up there hopefully he just dances he just jumps like left and right and that's he dies okay i'm gonna pause the timer we'll take a short break and then synchro is up next chat oh [Music] we'll be right back [Music] ah [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] all right i'm back yo what's up cowgi jack thank you for the four month resub also spooky hat thank you for the prime thank you guys all right sakura time baby let's go yeah this is going to be pretty easy after yesterday i think i can do sakura deathless i mean [Music] controller's not working okay let me restart the game hey dimitri box sent you over what do you mean is box streaming or he just pumps me up a lot okay let's see i'm using a ps5 controller [Music] all right chat let's do this issue with the mic is that it briefly cuts out the input to be in the left or right ear cup randomly uh i don't know there shouldn't be any left right issues okay oh it might be fixed i'm doing a mortal severance all right we're just gonna go this cutscene is super long all right let's go chad [Music] foreign all right please don't shoot me in the butt [Music] yeah it's a little bit faster to jump a little bit oh come cheers wish they would have added different clothes in this game well in the free update for the game they did add three new outfits they're two or three they're pretty cool hey dark [Music] strawberry yeah there's a ton of outfits you can download on on the nexus mods or whatever it's called [Music] yeah i'm gonna do i'm gonna do all bosses and mini bosses today it's my plan yeah at least i'm well practiced in sakura yeah i'll do the headless sorry i'm not fighting gunny we'll fight him later anyways two runs now okay [Music] hey detective what's up buddy [Music] yeah dark souls 1 was pretty good dark thankfully um this happens guess we're doing two hellfires [Music] oh god that actually got me bro it's fine deathless by the way okay what a mess yeah i was just being greedy it's all right [Music] i haven't changed your game in the stream title yet could ahmad change the game possibly uh don't worry [Music] thomas [Music] and i'm covered in blood [Music] uh hmm [Music] oh come on let me grab back here no i can make him fall off the cliff i'm just not doing it back here [Music] oh farewell cow i love that mod i wish there were mods for like all the bosses no i don't have [ __ ] like that planned i just downloaded it for sakura cause they're just pretty funny do i have mods and solve for other games no not really there isn't there isn't too many for like dark souls 3. surprisingly i know nems was using like the horny fire keeper mod for a while yeah look at look it up if you want it's pretty uh it's pretty nice mod i gotta say foreign isn't there like a grapple up on this house or something oh no it's right here [Music] okay [Music] just to use code distortion over a g field to buy yourself a starter kit oh thanks kayuki thanks buddy hey blad beat thank you for the 16 months paid comment okay get out of here get out of here chat there actually is a cow skin for the bowl i just didn't download it i guess i could have but we like now [Music] come on [Music] i get that outfit it's a mob there's like tons of different outfits you can download it's actually pretty crazy yeah a little easier than the lone shadow we were fighting before rod had a miyazaki outfit yeah i mean there's all sorts of stuff i mean you can even make an outfit yourself if you you know know how to know how to do it and there's a there's a 2b mod for this case you want some uh some butt action uh [Music] [Applause] i don't really need to bother with the prayer beads i don't remember what the monkey booze is used for that's close yeah i need to go back i don't have i need to i need to get like the firecrackers or something i don't have enough i have enough ash to do this unless i want to fight monk legit sure if i want to do that though hey dark thanks for the gift set man you're the best streamer no cap feels good man also a wes thank you for the six months ever forget the noble death yeah listen i was i let i let him kill me all right and nobody's ever gonna believe me oh [ __ ] no oh god she talks so much when you're trying to give her these things foreign so distortion flavor yeah maybe and the g fuel twitch account was here earlier talking about making an estus flavor maybe one day all right i need some spirit on bones i think like an estus like orange flavor or like peach could be pretty dang good um [Music] sonic g fuel is already peach flavored yeah well we're making a new peach flavor yeah i mean who knows who knows what the flavor would be it'd be cool maybe i mean if my sponsorship goes well it could happen never know god i almost messed up ugh eldon berry blood vial flavor yeah sponsorship necessary to make a living i mean it obviously helps out you don't have to worry i don't have to worry about my sub count as much if i'm doing sponsors or if i have sponsors hey pina what's up do you need money to live it's my pb with these marathons i mean it depends like whenever i do these marathons i don't i don't do the most efficient routes also i shouldn't be bothering with all these prayer beads i mean it's like nice but it's gonna make the run take a lot longer from going for these let's go do guinea hey sushi bar thank you so much for the five gift subs thank you man me no no [ __ ] how long is a while it there's no i just vip people every day and after a few weeks i remove a bunch i don't really worry too much about it i'm actually gonna grab this seed the only reason i want heals is for demon of hatred and a patriots the only thing that kind of concerns me a little bit might [Music] so [Music] come on [Music] and the bosses feel so tame now after playing that mod yesterday my goodness [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah i beat the mod yesterday that mod took me like 15 hours to beat though i mean i was taking it pretty slow i definitely could have done it a bit faster but is that a no-hit chat no hit kenny let's go lightning hit me yeah true they really should have just allowed the lightning for the sakura run like i know it damages you but i don't know it's kind of stupid that they didn't didn't allow it it's a mechanic so is carrying the bowl wouldn't be a hit either i mean if you perfect period it shouldn't count as a hit it would make the bull fight way better for the no hit run it's still i mean you still have to hit your [ __ ] parries so i don't know instead you just chase his butt and hit him like 10 000 [ __ ] times compare it without taking damage by countering in time yeah you can mid-air parry lightning attacks actually that's true you need to unlock the skill though yeah there's no way to parry the bull without taking damage though unfortunately that was like my least favorite part of the no hit run bull was just so [ __ ] annoying all right let's go do the monkeys [ __ ] it's a bit faster to go from the the hole or whatever it's called it's okay though let's go this way will i do a second run for sure no no i mean i'm just i'm just doing all bosses that i can't like the most bosses that i can in one playthrough unfortunately you can't do true all bosses without doing two playthroughs but that's not really that's not like a category in this game or anything [Music] so [Music] do a backup save yeah that's true i could do that i don't i don't know if i really want to bother though oh man who here is hyper [ __ ] elden ring oh my god give me give me hey elias thank you so much for the 41 months and kinetic aesthetic thank you for the 25 thank you guys who isn't yeah i mean i know it's kind of like a it's kind of a pointless question because everybody in chat is obviously hyped for it i'm just like i just can't stop thinking about it dude it's like ds3 yeah and i love dark souls 3. [ __ ] yeah dude it's just been so long since we've had like a rpg from from software because i mean dark souls 3 was like four years ago at this point and you know sakura just didn't really build that it just wasn't the same was it five years ago yeah i mean it's been five years it's crazy i mean sakura is great i love this game but it's just not it just doesn't have the replayability in the yeah it's just really the replayability factor that sucks in sakura the game's amazing but i mean an elden ring you're gonna have pvp you know all sorts of different runs you can do you have co-op you've got so much so much good stuff speed runs there's going to be tons of mods for it as well i'm sure the the mods for alden ring could be like crazy like a mat like a randomizer could be so cool depending on how the game is structured [Music] there's so so much just so much that you can do it's gonna keep me busy for so long i'm just i'm so excited the speed run routing and like the glitch testing is going to be sick i can't wait like it's i'm really curious to see you know what kind of glitches and stuff there's going to be in a an elden ring horse flying yeah who knows huh so i mean i think from i think fromsoft does best with new ips anyways i hope that you know we're going to get like a dlc for eldon ring i mean i know the game isn't even out yet but like it's been awesome to get a dlc for sakura the free update was okay but i have a feeling they'll probably do dlc for elven ring i guess they just didn't really see sakura as like a good fit for it [Music] yeah that's true air socks nukes all right you got to go to gun for it i think there's also too many bosses i could kill am i gonna try the 20 fps ds2 skip i don't think i'm going to bother with that mechanics will return an elder ring while there's a double jump we know that much so we're getting that from sakura and you're from what from what we've seen from the trailer you're gonna be able to jump over enemy attacks like in sakura i'm not actually meant to get the prayer bead right now i could do headless right now but it's kind of a bad idea my attack power isn't very high [Music] i don't think the bow glitch is gonna make a return there's gonna be some super broken glitch though i'm sure there always is every single freaking game there's always something they just the game's just elden ring is going to be too complex for them to be able to find everything it's just it's not possible but at least the game's going to be on pc right away so like we're not gonna have glitches that are gonna get like fixed uh i mean if they had to delay it i you know it would be okay it'd be very sad though but you know they've they've been working on it since dark souls 3 i i believe at least i feel like i remember hearing or reading about that in like a interview [Applause] i'm you know i'm really curious like how long the game is gonna be as well i mean imagine all bosses is like longer than dark souls 2. imagine it's like [ __ ] three hours or some [ __ ] [Music] gonna use the sugar [ __ ] now hey super donut thank you so much for the year recent and also crackajack thank you for the two months [Applause] [Music] thomas [Music] foreign i don't think he was happy [Music] buddy [Music] also emperor turgals thank you for the 14 months welcome back i prefer longer or shorter any percent i don't know like under an hour is good for an any percent run pretty good fight oh [ __ ] i just realized there actually is oh well maybe it's fine actually i think it's fine still i should have waited to kill the ape right uh what so [Music] just jumping with the big double slash do it if you jump it does more damage i don't know if it's a glitch or what but for some reason if you jump it it's more damage game looks really easy well try for yourself i think i think he'll have a bit of a different experience yeah that general is not there anymore [Music] where the hell am i i want to go the hell is this guy's room i'm very confused not here pepper we can go there after owl did [Music] boy uh oh [Music] i'm not doing the cheese for this fight is so bad i don't think i used the eight victory [Music] uh [Music] okay yeah legit this game is easy oh my god this game is for babies dude oh i need to rest maybe that's after you talk to kuro you gotta rest i don't even know dating simon card game in the steam tags for a little bit no i'm not doing i'm not doing emma nation uh absolutely oh the subtitle strats see it actually saves like 40 seconds throughout this category to uh get rid of subtitles because the dialogue is actually faster for whatever reason me yeah after playing the mod yesterday this is pretty chill i gotta say it's nice though it's nice oh yeah i mean if like obviously if if it doesn't save time there's no reason to turn off subtitles hey excel thanks man i want to see something i don't know if this boss is still here i think he is but who closed the door here it is well i guess we're fighting the lone shadow yeah i'm doing father owl [Music] i can't remember if this is what i meant to do see what the damage is like oh god it's gonna kill me oh [ __ ] me i can't believe that hit me that like pulled me in from all the way to the side wow huh that's not good yeah i think i meant to do this guy a bit i'll do this guy after true monk or after dragon or wait can i though i can do it after true monk yeah that freaking move from them is scary dude they just like shoved their hand up your ass and just tear out your i think there's actually some lore behind it right they're like trying to find something in japanese mythology the soul is in your butt i see [Music] it's in the heart okay what is that it is a rope man with a giant log stuck in its crotch pork whatever see you right there nice [ __ ] let's try to do the glitch here uh hold on attack no no no all right i failed completely oh god oh that didn't hit me [Music] hmm yeah there actually is for those who don't know there actually is a way to death blow monk in phase in phase one still they patched it but you can still do it it's just well it's really hard to do [Music] oh [Music] that's not good [Music] [Music] got the firecrackers had a cool down uh not on this boss you can just cheese the [ __ ] out of this boss if you pop a yashiriku sugar you can kind of just like spam firecrackers until the boss dies i don't have like any spirit emblems all right well we're making pretty good pace on this run i think it's been too bad [Applause] oh [ __ ] me i forgot you can get hit through the ball here holy [ __ ] that was lucky i do the inner bosses i mean the only way to do the inner boss is through the gauntlet and if i do that this runs gonna take like hours so no i wish i could just fight the inner bosses on them like on their own but you want to see me [ __ ] struggle just go watch the mod that i played through the other day you want to see some crazy boss fights [Music] [Music] all right calstr why is this true [Music] oh yeah i meant to do it right away i [ __ ] up i'm gonna have to [ __ ] wait for a second tree dude [Music] [Music] dang it and hit my didn't hit my moral draws correctly am i fighting god uh no this is the divine drag in this world kinda yeah true really [Music] [Music] i'm sorry mr dragon kudos can you get a sword now be cool if you could though wow yeah you can probably get it with the mod it's true oh no [Applause] yeah i finished the sakura mod yesterday wasn't too bad [Music] time to wake up mr ball [Music] what the [ __ ] if you scare the bull you can make him run into the wall and then it's a free kill you have to firecracker him and then hit him i don't know if it's a glitch but yeah that's how you do it very good very good indeed yeah i don't think it's a glitch otherwise i'm sure they would have fixed it so so [ __ ] guy dude oh yeah i already killed this guy right hmm what up oh yeah i need to do double a it's okay though we'll go do this right now all right please this this boss actually is really annoying so hopefully it goes alright oh nice he just decided to [ __ ] drink does so much damage bro yeah you can use that explosive box there to just blast his ass and it does like 70 of his posture but uh yeah he just i don't know i probably messed something up i can't remember exactly how to do it i missed a bunch of mini bosses yeah i know i met well not that many but yeah i missed a few but i can still i mean i can still do them well some of them there's some that i can't do anymore i didn't do lady butterfly out it's all right [Music] dude abandoned is the biggest piece of [ __ ] it's literally just a trailer i'm not gonna reset we have a long long day ahead of us i don't have time to reset i wouldn't want to anyways all right let's go to uh they're struggling to release a trailer yeah oh [ __ ] kidding okay we can go do double ape and drunkard and the headless here uh oh my god that is a mortal drop for you right there ladies and gentlemen so hey maximilian yashuriku sugar plus mortal draw that's how i did that very strong [Music] not too bad nothing to see here mr drunkard all right let's go back to carro's room is the second run of the marathon yeah sugars are very very good [Music] i'm back one two [ __ ] oh my god he did a second wave that this is scary i have 10 yash riku sugars that is quite a lot oh no uh they're all fighting each other wait [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i don't think the lone shadow's here anymore is he i don't know it's okay go do the headless away from me monkey what does the sugar do it increases well there's a bunch of different sugars you can get but the main ones we use for the speed run is yash riku and akkos they basically just increase your damage but also make you well actually they don't even make you take more damage the yasha riku is the best one like it's the biggest damage increase but it cuts your half your health in half if we do this right you can just keep him looped like that that wasn't too bad oh and i do actually have to fit a prosthetic i need to put on the finger whistle how many headless butt grabbers are there in this game there's five five headless each of them drop like a reusable candy called the spirit fall is it four i thought it was maybe it's four that's five did i kill the flu lady are you talking about oren i have not for the sneak attack uh [Applause] um no weird playing with no subtitles grapple though all right [Music] yeah the dlc for bloodborne definitely took it to like another level for sure the dlc in bloodborne was amazing so nice oh i guess we [ __ ] up the triple [Music] [Music] i don't know why i'm attacking these guys don't hit me oh i have so many spirit emblems now for children i had a feeling she was gonna do that just a suspicion [Music] uh i don't have any aqua sugars son of a [ __ ] [Music] [Music] you should have been dead like 10 years ago [Music] sometimes lady butterfly just does the same attack over and over again yeah the mod from yesterday was really good it's hard though like you're gonna have a hard time if you try it trying to get seki to do the mod yeah yeah i was going to ask him if he if he had played it i guess not though [Music] me [Music] [Music] oh and install the mod what you mean what's wrong put it in the folder but it wouldn't work put in the mods folder you might have just not extracted it correctly would be my only guess did you unpack the rar file foreign hmm didn't i just beat this boss it was a different one same area though yeah there's divine confetti probably shouldn't bother get i already have so many [ __ ] prayer beads i don't know why i have enough emblems [ __ ] it [Music] i didn't know he did a follow-up like that okay i thought i could just hit him after i normally i just normally i i just dodged to the side of that but move [Music] [Music] hello [Music] [Music] who would fight this feels so weird after watching you run the mod i'll feel so weak i know right that mod was just like [ __ ] insanity everything feels so slow now you're playing that mod i don't have many bosses left like i'm trying to think what i do have left leave and check your vod now it's fine yeah demon of hatred wasn't changed in the mod i don't think yeah i need to do the chichi men's and there yeah the akko headless fishing in final fantasy nice humpty fishing so oh i'm gonna use the josh just spam mortal draw you know the club how much is left of sakura not too much just like ishin and demon of hatred mainly a few mini bosses i can clean up oh yikes you would do that foreign yeah you can block his laser if you have divine confetti on your weapon the midair death blow yeah i mean i could it's just a bit of a pain to get so for some reason if you walk over here this fight will like trigger and then you can fall on his face like that and uh yep i'm gonna have to try this again [Music] this death blow is super finicky i [ __ ] hate it yo what's up bloody how's it going dude you don't have to jump from the tower so so still dying after cheese what do you want me to do i'm just getting terrored i'm not even getting hit i'm just standing there janet yeah you can buy divine confetti late in the game like after a divine dragon or after corrupted true corrupted monk i think actually uh sometimes he just parries you and then it's just like okay guess i'm the worst is when you pair he's sometimes they'll pair you when they're like one [ __ ] hip without that's the worst yeah this one shows up after the a but you also have to equip the you have to fit in the finger prosthetic for them to spawn for whatever reason all right i think we basically got everything my game just crashed sakura does not crash very often it's probably because the mods i had to guess but [Music] uh so i'm an idiot i don't know what the hell just happened nice wait what i wasn't sure what he was doing there this guy is so [ __ ] annoying [Music] no follow-up oh my god the egg cheese potato thank you for the three months yourself demon of hatred wasn't actually really changed in the mod all right i guess i'll kill the akko headless i don't even really want to bother but i'll do it and then we'll do isian [Music] uh i've never finished the sakura resurrection mod i still need to do that i i finished the long made the shadows reflect mod it was pretty cool it was really hard i died to isian for like well i mean i guess it's not like anything super crazy but it was still pretty tough i think eastern took me like two or three hours i was also using the demon bell though and yeah i'm gonna put on youtube wrong way no i'm not doing sure everyone what that was almost very bad all right down he goes all right well we missed like one or two mini bosses in this run but it is what it is i can't kill him now so it's hard to remember all of them cuss [Music] ah [Music] hmm see i for i didn't kill the mini boss after ogre i didn't kill the one in the snake temple and i also forgot the one on the staircase i think there's four that i missed hmm sure foreign yeah sorry i took off subtitles for the thank speeding [Music] um flag oh why is it lagging i don't know dude probably the mods if you guys want to see a crazy eastern go watch the mod i played yesterday oh my god this lag i'm gonna go get some water go use the restroom stretch i'll be back in a few minutes do you know [Music] us [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] my foreign my name is [Music] um [Music] [Music] strangers [Music] alrighty [Music] let's turn the ps5 on [Music] i haven't played demon souls remake in a while so [Music] [Music] hey chiaro thank you for the 29 months yeah we got abandoned what a good game totodoro thank you for the nine month three sub because casar tessie thank you for the two months i don't know if the game is loud enough is it loud enough chap [Music] okay hold on i don't know if this is gonna work but i'm gonna try alright so there isn't really much variety when it comes to uh demon souls runs we pretty much are just gonna do sorceries i guess i mean i could get firestorm but uh it's kind of a pain in the ass to do uh well the tutorial boss is optional but i guess i'll do it melee build just going for melee builds in the remake is trash for the original you could actually do it but the remake is just not it's not good they got rid of the dupe glitch which means you can't really upgrade melee weapons quickly anymore you have to like go super far out of the way for materials in the original you could just dupe upgrade materials which actually made melee like viable but getting enough upgrade materials in this game is really rough because you need like 20 of every material to fully upgrade a weapon or like maybe even more you need like it's ridiculous you need so many [ __ ] materials no the luck glitch got fixed i can't remember a body type a or b is what you want we've got lurks as characters this one's pretty good erase it you think i'm an am evil or something make shrek i don't really have time to make character okay i'll be back again in one second then we're gonna we're gonna get started be right back chad don't go anywhere hey demented all right got some watermelon no jump king get out of here that jump king map looks so bad even ella is losing his [ __ ] mind playing that map [ __ ] hella dude no like seriously the last dlc that i played for jump king like molded the [ __ ] out of me i i can't even imagine that new map what's ella's playtime on the new map 40 hours and counting yeah the new map's way harder hey ellen this is larksa's character you call mark so ugly she is ugly whoa better hope she's not here all right let's go king alant the 12th by channeling the power no wait oh my god hold on i'll do the tutorial even though the tutorial is so stupid i'm going to die in the tutorial okay wait hold on i'm gonna reset one more time i want to make body type b the roll on body type b is like way better i swear dude it's not better but it's like something about the animation i don't know what it is dude king alant the 12. the timer it's fine i like the roll on this body type more oh man this game feels so smooth i haven't played demon souls remake in so long i think when the last time i played this was no new doors to open yeah dude opening the door was so sick going to ds2 right after this gonna be rough that'll be fine [ __ ] ds2 is just insanely [ __ ] long can you play miracles and demon souls not really i mean you kind of can there's wrath of the gods it's really really slow though [Music] oh [Music] any continuing i'll kill vanguard and i'll [ __ ] kill the vanguard and the shrine of storms you really want me to god damn it dude chat jinxed me i blame chat can't beat it yet i can't even get to the shrine of storms i'm just kidding i'm just kidding uh ugh all right don't mess this up well we messed it up but we are alive welcome home russian one uh ah the bloodborne remake okay we just need bloodborne and 60fps at a higher res that's all we need [Applause] all right [Music] oh yeah you next steal binding and then you [Music] oh it just in it okay no like prompt anymore chances for bloodborne on pc very unlikely i mean maybe but if anything there will be like a remaster for ps5 [Applause] my character was like a manly voice or something [ __ ] where did i just warp to i just went back to the same spot kill vanguard let's start relax i will settle down let's buy the dagger bunch of spice laughs yeah i'm actually going to grab the stone just next seal binding back

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Keywords: ALL, BOSSES, ELDEN, GAMES, MARATHON, RING, SOULS, SPEEDRUN, TWITCH, games, twitch

Id: LEBPbJms_y0

Length: 274min 40sec (16480 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 19 2021