$50 VS $5000 Blindfolded Alcohol Taste Test

[Music] fifty dollars first five thousand dollar glenfiddich 40 year old single mole scotch whiskey what are you saying [Music] hello cold ones we've taken all the patron money and we spent it on alcohol today we're going to sit down we're going to sample two of different value range bottles of what the [ __ ] we're doing on one side we're going to have the cheap alcohol on the other side we're going to have the expensive alcohol we're going to sample both of them and see which one is which we have to guess which is the cheap and which is the expensive but if we get it wrong we have to finish the glass of the cheap one the one was the cheap one yes correct all the alcohol snobs out there that uh hold yourself above the rest in your ivory tower looking down on us we drink alcohol but we're not connoisseurs we're really gonna defile these drinks there's alcohol connoisseurs and then there's alcoholics we're alcoholics you're gonna be upset okay scobby what have we got here okay so before you you have two glasses of gin one of them is a 36 dollar gordon's london dry gin and the other one is a mars wabi damask rose gin which is 133 holy [ __ ] [ __ ] there's not really a color difference i'm gonna do a first are both the a's both of the a's are the same dream okay so let's not give anything away to each other no talk about it but then we're just gonna settle on the same thing i already drank it just [ __ ] drink it that sucks i'm not even gonna listen i'm confident with my answer i ain't even tasting beef that one sucks you drink anything and say it so let me have a taste yeah listen i don't like alcohol i don't know why i'm on this show can i get a palette cleanser i've seen max okay this is what i'm talking about scott when i gave that warning yep here we go this is a is the [ __ ] one b is the wobby gin the mask rose oh my god we're gonna be so wrong aren't we wait a minute this is gonna be an issue if they taste floral and we can just look it says rose on it well you didn't know until after you had it i shouldn't have looked at it yeah you both think bees are more expensive yeah yeah yep yes b is the cheap one no it is not that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] have a sip from the bottle you have to do a shot of the one you thought was cheap which is a ah can i just get it in the shot because that is [ __ ] disgusting nah bottoms up bro oh someone's gonna kill me for this god it tastes like [ __ ] i was so confident with that oh i swear to god you're getting blocked in the comment section if you complain about anything give the bottles to scott wait one second let me just read a little excerpt from the back wabi jin literally means a beautiful japanese woman bro and the local damask rose that's what the damask grows you open this i can't figure this out holy [ __ ] can we eat that oh that looks lit oh you meant to chip it off like this you ready you meant to do this oh my god it's good is it actually chocolate yeah chocolate what really yeah no you're an [ __ ] i can't [ __ ] this one it's smirnoff i've drunk so much simone off in my life it's not enough right yeah of the drinks in front of you one of them is a 37 smirnoff red label vodka don't look the other one is a 173 beluga gold line vodka you know you put two words in the title like gold and beluga that [ __ ] got to be at least a hundred dollars that's the only reason they bump up the price it's all about the packaging like feel this stop examining it it's rigid it's got my [ __ ] braille on it look man the blind can read it yeah we about to go blind drinking it the same one all right this is smirnoff i'm not even drinking it i know what samantha smells like are you sure i'll drink it okay okay actually that might not be smart enough because i didn't recoil as hard right pallet cleaners feel like someone's put oh yeah yes pepsi max b for beluga that's stronger but maybe richer i'm gonna say b is expensive yeah i'm gonna say b is expensive as well b locked in yep the most expensive one was b [ __ ] he can't beat us on vodka we drink vodka too much b has less of an odor yeah entirely can you guys pull them back into the bottle no no this is like a meme when your card declines and the way to come sports push back in the bottle and takes it back without showing us the bottles what are these two they're both rums one of them is a 29 bundy rum oh as the full name is bundaberg the other one is a four hundred and ten dollar zakapa centenario royal solera grand reserve especial rum oh fun fact about rum yeah i've heard you say it in the videos bro no no no no no here's some drinks beat their wives no not that one a lot of rum companies die they're rum because it actually comes out not that yellow okay wait a minute one of these looks dark i know i feel like this is more of an expensive color let's go with b first all right yeah that's my like assessment of alcohol is how much to burn yeah exactly arches actually yeah there's a flavor to that [ __ ] it i'll do whatever you don't say you pick one i'll pick the other b is the cheaper one as the more expensive one so you said a is expensive a is expensive yeah you were wrong let me get the bottles yes i thought it was too obvious [ __ ] what a bottle man this [ __ ] look like loki's [ __ ] rank yeah you'd use that to beat someone's [ __ ] skull and this is insulting the comparison to this the difference between these two bottles is this gonna get worse the higher we go probably we're gonna be drunker too this looks like a [ __ ] shampoo bottle okay let me try again now that i know so that's the [ __ ] one this one tastes heaps better i feel like we're in training wait we're on the wine already yeah okay so um you guys are gonna have to share on this one because we only have two wine glasses all right and also we ran out of bees so it's just a and not a all right sweet so the cheap wine is a 7.95 yellowtail shiraz yeah and the expensive wine is a one thousand dollar 2002 pen folds grange okay listen my first observations are this one has no bubbles this one's frothing all around the [ __ ] rim at one point at a bar when i was blackout drunk i can't remember if the bartender said if it's a cheap one there's more bubbles or if it's a cheap one there's less bubbles have a smell this smells like a goon bag oh that smells like a goon bag this is the cheap one yeah what's the cheap one again 7.50 7.95 7.75 okay cheers that sounds like watered down one all right swap hold on he's going back for more it must taste somewhat good seven dollars this is [ __ ] up a thousand dollars and seven dollars ninety five i can't [ __ ] tell i actually cannot tell you this one sucks that one sucks this one sucks but it's like one of those memes where i'm like is it too obvious this one's the expensive one we're gonna go for briefcase b i mean not a it's not a oh no scott's about to do something we might be wrong let me do another test hold on b has to be the more expensive one that's expensive one it could just be a different flavor though like that's basically yeah that's the thing with wine that's the thing with wine they're made out of different things it could listen bro this is what makes this relatable man we don't know anything i think chad stop stop with the rational commit to an answer all right chad's doing this thing where he wants to back both answers so i can be like see i did say that i thought that i just thought that this one was too obvious all right one more time this one smells like a little bit like beer okay lock it in yeah lock it in this is a okay this looks like [ __ ] that looks like [ __ ] yeah this has got a kangaroo on it no cork i feel like a thousand dollar bowl will have a cork right we won we won no that's cheap oh no no no no penfold is pen falls expensive chad what you're holding right now is a one thousand dollar ball oh thank god yes why does this bottle look cheaper once you get to a certain level of wealth it comes back around from flexing into the simple things you know like why bill gates be wearing those turtlenecks that's steve he's dead i think if the people who like wine i feel like you wouldn't be able to toast the difference i think the people who are in that wine community i think the people are in the [ __ ] wine subreddit would be able to tell in fact we might get posted in the wine subreddit if there's a wine subreddit can you guys clip and post of course there is every subreddit is the wine subreddit hello i interrupt your alcohol video to advertise this cool shirt it has a little [ __ ] skeleton grim reaper on it and on the tag it comes attached with this little gold card like it's a collectible i'm a collector i'm gonna dunk my balls in these cups okay fine whatever what what what are these scubby white we're experts i'll smell this and we'll tell you what kind of alcohol it is that's tequila whiskey we're both tequila yes see i bought the tequila but it was in an orange bottle so i don't know what color it was yeah don't think too hard chad okay so one of these is a 36.50 sierra silver tequila and another one is an 1199 grand patron for deos tequila i don't drink tequila you're really shooting yourself in the foot when you put silver in the title you're basically being like we're second best we cost thirty six dollars from color alone this one is silver and this one is gold or bronze ah this might be trick that's the trick that'd be first we get any lime with this or no [ __ ] off okay all right cheers b not that bad honestly that oh very woody yeah that goes down easy which is the only thing that i say this one tastes like it should taste more nasty that's harder to drink going off my tequila knowledge and i'm willing to share it with my mate max okay sweet every time i've had an expensive tequila it's always come out clear so don julio 1942 was clear any time i've asked it's not that expensive where the scale that we're at right now does that align with what we first thought yes but we thought b was the the expensive one okay i'm confident with gone with b then me too yeah me too you want to lock in b is the expensive one b scott's got some [ __ ] smug smug b is expensive based on your smog mark we think this is the most expensive b costs eleven hundred and ninety nine dollars oh this is getting embarrassing okay you are wrong the expensive one is a the brown liquor oh no the bottle wasn't orange by the way chad it was just brown liquid i thought the bottle was orange bring the bottles out man chad you betrayed me bro you said oh he said he said all expenses i'm sorry i will [ __ ] clear liquid i did not look at this bottle enough i seriously thought that it was a brown bottle that doesn't mean make sense boy this box smells nice let me vape this box man it's official we suck why does this one taste like [ __ ] it doesn't chad we're just pigs you have to finish the one you thought was cheap which is the one that cost a thousand dollars plus just the act of what i'm about to do is offensive enough to certain people i think i'm about to skull an 1100 glass and chase it with some pepsi max [Music] oh yeah yeah i can see wait pay that one has this nice glass sculpted bee brown the top this one has a little plastic novelty hat that you can put the salt in let's be honest you want the novelty hat or the crystal bee comment below what you picking the crystal bee or the plastic hat if you give me a thousand dollars i'll do this for you deal okay can you bring me that cash now and easiest thousand dollars i've ever made people have to pay a thousand eleven hundred dollars for the honor of drinking that you're giving me a thousand dollars for me to drink that so you don't have to you might save my liver it's just very um shut up all right you ready down the hatch bro oh you can't wait to get to that 50 cent pepsi do people enjoy drinking this they want to drink it and then sit there and like soak it in and think about it we're drinking it and immediately drinking the pepsi max to get rid of it it tastes like shakes i can't believe i had to do that okay hey spontaneous the cognac round okay the cheapest cognac in front of you is a 67.90 hennessey vs cognac the most expensive one is a 4299 remy martin louis v8 cognac it's 4 299 that one alcohol companies be like hey yo you'll remember some of these old dead [ __ ] put them on the label man can we make a very expensive brand and instead of calling it something like that who's a guy what's like anthony anthony from smosh can we make a 10 000 bottle of whiskey called anthony from smosh yeah let's smell a first oh that's b but okay no that's hey all right let's try b that one smells more vanilla oh b smells like it's got some sugar sweet yeah we're on the same page chad smells like [ __ ] i'm gonna say b's expensive i'm not gonna taste test mine is that allowed is that against the rule i'm locking it in eddie so max has selected b chad has selected a minute b is the most expensive you're a coward with max's answer just let me think let me think shut up i'm going with a for most expensive based on smell alone a smell oh wait don't get the bottles yet scott you have to taste fine i'll taste them b my first pick for most expensive you really like that i don't know i'm very drunk this one has a less potent smell oh but this taste is stronger i'll do whatever you don't i'm gonna say a is the most expensive okay i'll go for b most expensive close your eyes let him put the bottles in front of us and then we'll open our i eyes these sound effects can you just hurry up this dude no was i wrong what does that mean chat yeah why did you say no i haven't told you anything yet okay all right so we got a hennessey very special cognac this one is busted holy [ __ ] this thing got a whole cat walk on it hey cold ones fans check it out bending my face the bottle with the [ __ ] mirror on it is obviously the expensive one yes yeah which was b which means chad you were wrong yes i am advanced [ __ ] my life can we now both take another sip knowing no i'm going to finish a i mean you were meant to finish b but oh really what [ __ ] whoops i didn't want to waste the good one the good stuff you drank the cheap stuff just then oh did i yeah but it's you're meant to drink the thing you think is cheap i'm so drunk scott i'll put this back in the bottle as long as you drink a bunch of cognac i'm okay no more scott please i've had enough this is some torture gobby what do we got before you right now is one glass which is a 49.50 jameson blended irish whiskey the other glass is a five thousand dollar glenfiddich 40 year old single malt scotch whiskey ah this is pretty bad to do at the very end we have to do this while we're the intoxicated 49.50 what's the other one five thousand dollars what are you saying are we going to see comments that are like bro i get that in russia for one thousand dollars i hope not well this has been aged for 40 years yeah all our fan base they weren't even alive what if the guy who bottled it is watching is that possible hey listen man can you send us a free one all right let's go for it we've been a while since we've done an a so smell test sounds like honey there's a sweetness to it honey smoky bit of oak wood okay i don't know i don't know okay i don't need to taste that one varnish a human shouldn't put that in their body did you even taste it no i didn't say that why do you want to just taste it it smells like the [ __ ] we used to put on wood before we scraped the paint off when i was a painter it tastes like that right b this is one chad's comforted on well that's nice that's the most interesting flavor i think i've tasted today b is the most expensive i'm locking it in i would also immediately go to that just based on like the most interesting flavor okay you're both very confident that yeah we're going for a b this is the most embarrassing moment if we get it right called one's careers we get it right we get this wrong but i've tried you're very drunk let me let me give you the bottle of the cheap one just so you can look at it jameson yeah i've had that with drinks before it's actually not a bad bottle it's a nice bottle all right give me the expensive one don't smash it [Music] how much did that cost i thought you were ready why would you [ __ ] throw it you said chuckles this is me throw it literally that's five thousand dollars i'm not gonna [ __ ] waste it emma i post this on the reddit i am delighted to inform you that that whiskey just drank off the floor wasn't actually five thousand dollars we're gonna suck our [ __ ] there's the real suitcase we got you [ __ ] [ __ ] you my digi what the [ __ ] it comes with the booklet comes with the diary of the guy that [ __ ] brewed it this is a whole novel and the bottom underneath the bottle is a little key and then you take the key out and you close it and you can put your weed in it and then you can lock it up every chapter of this novel has a different dude who who like guarded the bottle or something i mean 1962 a very auspicious year for glenfiddich why was it a suspicious year it wasn't suspicious did we get to the point point is this is a five thousand dollar bowl of whiskey no the point is that we need i need to tell you oh yeah wait which one's which should we get it right i think it was b right yeah you both went b i think oh thank god yeah that was this one tastes like pipe thinner this one tastes like on fire wood so like we're good you know i'm gonna read the final page in the book our glenn fittich 40 year old has officially been voted the best scotch whiskey in the world i think there's a certificate in here oh my god there's a certificate get a look at that peter grant peter griffin peter griffin signed this oh my god it's actually hand signed yeah by peter griffin he signed it can you send that to psa i graded the whiskey lois come back a psa 10 lois thanks for watching just remember all the really expensive bottles they're gonna be on our shelves waiting for when we can finally do uh guest proper podcast episodes of cold ones and um yeah i'm sorry i got so many wrong on screen right now you can see a jpeg of fog and also a png of fog all right now look right here oh look look at all these patrons oh look at that guy what's his name um whatever his name it looks good yeah that guy's funny that he should you all could be you could be him for five dollars a month that could be you that we're pointing to we could select you from the list of these i'll keep them rolling look at all of them but we appreciate all of them they look good they're all sexy except if they're under 18 they're not sexy but then i mean you shouldn't even be subscribing to our channel because you have to be over 18. there's a thing i don't know look at this [ __ ] she's sexy i think that's a kid you

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