We Paid Animators $10,000 for THIS?

[Music] chris the meme god says i'm chris the meme god are you ready i am chris the meme god also animate hank schrader looking at his minerals hello welcome vid another eight make funny fiverr make video yes oh yeah today we're going to be paying professional animators to animate our voice dog similar to our other fiverr video where we come up on the spot with shirt designs this time we're going to come up on the spot with voice lines and then we're going to send it over to some poor soul who's going to be forced to animate it and this time it's sponsored by fiverr after years of doing it for free they've finally given us money there's no compromise now we just have an extra free budget to do what we want with it all right let's go how do you spell animator [ __ ] it it's the keyboard yeah change brother i will create the best cartoon movie 2d character animation okay we can start with this this this looks yeah i say we start with this come up with a character each will say at the exact same time and these the two characters that are going to be in our in the video all right three two one big chunks big chungus and markiplier what are their characters what big chunkus is the fat version of bugs bunny markiplier is a gaming millionaire from youtube uh where would you like the events to take place game grumps office game room source no fazbear pizza do that free fa google for reference what is the ultimate goal of this movie to make people smile google for reference what i feel like on a tinder date oh yeah markiplier is taking a bite of his fazbear pizza he looks up at big chungus and says you look bigger than your pictures chungus replies i have aids i have i hate to mention this now i think i left my wallet in my other pants not a problem i'm a millionaire waiter bring us some dessert a whole vat of cream just a big bucket yeah i'm a millionaire because from youtube they look into each other's eyes and kiss that's it at the end they live happily ever after all right get your phone out we're gonna do these blind voice lines one by one you look bigger than your profile pic that's already nine seconds we have 30 seconds do your i have aids line and what's up dog i have aids i thought aids made your body wither away there's no way any of this is getting made not rabbit aids it makes your lymph nodes swell up okay well anyway how's your pizza pig chungus it's pretty good but i think i left my wallet in my other pants i'm a millionaire because it's from youtube that sounds wrong but i'll say it i'm a millionaire because from youtube i'm gonna hear you laughing we need an audio of a kiss [Music] oh it tastes like cheese it's done edges [Music] close your eyes and imagine an area deep in the woods i'm lost in the woods what are we looking for just anything trees how about mr beast is in the hospital bed he's got tubes all [ __ ] like up he's nice and [ __ ] no that's too far donkey kong can we get him involved boy king bash joins smash bros is the new dlc yeah all right kong is playing drums in the jungle and then the tree behind him like he goes a big spoon sticks into the tree like behind him he looks back and then he looks over and he goes oh and then king bash peers out and he says only a spoonful and then it says king bat spoons into the battle this is good yeah you could do it we're gonna have to just pay the [ __ ] could you do it are we paying five grand for the king batch only a spoonful meme only spoonful is a good meme but i'm also [ __ ] grogged we're paying five grand to revive a dead meme character's name the character's name is king bat from vine how many reviews does this guy have uh four king bats no no no he doesn't appear yet the spoon flies out and stabs into the tree no but he needs to emerge with the spoon like a big anime sword no it's going to come out okay he can have a spoon and also have a throwing spoon here is how it should go donkey kong is alone in the jungle playing the bongos suddenly he hears a rustle and looks around then boom a giant spoon flies past his head and lodges into the tree donkey kong turns around quickly to a shadowy figure that leaps out from the bushes into the air and is silhouetted against the sun all he can see is a man with a giant spoon then the camera zooms in revealing king batch holding a giant spoon with the spoons across his chest in a bandelier-like form then it freeze trains with the text that pops up and says king bat would like a spoonful yeah i'm starting order scott you can take care of the rest can i have some of that no only a spoonful no hey after you finish the water after you finish the water i tried to stuff him what should we animate markiplier mighty fazbear pizza we've already done this michael jackson's eating a hot dog he says i'm eating this hee hee hot dog anime shrek coming on screen and saying i have ogre aids and cuts to donkey donkey says in the morning i'm making waffles in the morning i'm making waffles donkey says only a spoonful okay that's [ __ ] busting [Laughter] all right we have to do the lines where's your phone wait is this finished yeah this is it i have organic animate check i don't care i've got all good aids okay all right you ready well in the morning i'm making waffles that [ __ ] bossin [Laughter] that's the end yes what the [ __ ] all right we got bojack forsaken my name is shut the [ __ ] up bro you're a nerd mr beast is eating a cold reheated bag of spaghetti at home he says listen boys i'm humble i'm mr beast do the mr beast uh in the hospital this beeps it's like beep mr b is like anime kyle jacobs and chris the meme god fighting to the death of the channel boy kyle says in the morning i'm making waffles jimmy says i will make it to the morning carl what is chad writing i'm so scared i'm like what's being edited but for the past 30 minutes we'll be coming out for this hi we'd like to do an animation based on the voice lines we've sent you please listen to the audio carefully animate accordingly the idea of this animation is famous youtuber mr beast is dying and chris and kyle have to fight to death for the rides of his channel chris and carl are standing by mr beast's bed miss beast has more tubes coming out of him than can count all right that's i rate that part you want to be jimmy beast dying on the hospital bed with tubes down your throat yeah chad has written down mr beat says oh i don't have much time we do have 30 seconds that was only 13 of them ready what is it i die the channel goes to [Applause] chris the meme god says i'm chris the meme god are you ready i am chris the meme god the channel goes to the winner all right that's it oh the maccas is here wait get hims to sit down i'll wrestle him oh no max it's the police get him in here i love you he had like a headset on he was like gaming while delivering if you own an insurance agency you probably know how hard it is to find we have this claymation editor we have 20 seconds he'll do the script and everything if you like make something funny about cold ones youtube channel google it this animation will i'm doing gordon ramsay reviewing three mcdonald's burgers buckle one double cheeseburger it's [ __ ] wrong that was good i've got no idea what's happening look at three no you did burger two you skipped burger too let's start the whole thing again please save me donald's ramsey i don't know why i find that funny scott you've left the realm of relating to the viewer okay [ __ ] me okay who the [ __ ] is that chad's looking at a random guy i need to know doing an impression all right what do you mean am i ready we've got these burgers all right mcdonald's ramsay here i'm gonna try the first one the big mac oh [ __ ] me it's [ __ ] raw all right second burger the triple cheese it's [ __ ] dry what was the third burger i think it's it's boston all right [ __ ] finally the second the third burger sorry let's keep going that's the second burger the third breaker okay finally the second burger i mean the third burger the big chicken oh crispy flavorful [ __ ] brilliant say this [ __ ] busting [ __ ] busting [ __ ] was that good i don't know i'm [ __ ] this [ __ ] is only funny inside this room it should have sex in the office we would like to do an animation about shaggy getting cancelled for something right wrong racism what is this guy 1.4 grand yeah let's just [ __ ] that down the toilet while we're at it all right i'm confirming it the wheel from my chair fell off eat the wheel okay all right get your phone out we're gonna do audio we're just gonna tell this guy to animate something random we'll do one more can we please make it scooby doo yes hank schrader's here we have three characters hank schrader scooby-doo and shaggy we need to write the script there's no writing he won't let us write anything okay i animate it listen you don't let us type anything so we're sending you a voicemail basically we want an animation where scooby walks in the room and it's shaggy and he's sitting at his desk looking through files and scooby goes what's wrong greggy and then shaggy replies with jinkies don't they all say jinkies like scoob i'm getting indicted i'm getting investigated for tax fraud man right roll raggy rex i don't know scoob there's some irregularities in the pension fund they're coming after me scooby ree wreck-it rarity's fraggy rat roll and then hank shredder from breaking dad kicks down the lingos boom finally shaggy where are my minerals i mean my pensioning fund i mean i'm hank shredder and you're both getting killed for tax fraud there's no scooby snacks in hell and he shoots them both to the death and shaggy's last words are i mean scooby's last words are oh ree and they both die and then hank shawn says hey marie where the [ __ ] my minerals at [ __ ] hey that's [ __ ] busting also anime and hank schrader looking at his minerals we didn't even call him schrader once we literally said shredder like six times chad just kept saying shredder i think we're good i think we're good we've made enough animations i will see you guys in 12 months when the animations are done i want to go home hey what's going on hey wait i've got aids we're back it's been weeks i don't know when we sent these animations off i can't remember what the animations were yeah so do you guys this is this middle of a video to us we're lost and we're like what the [ __ ] is happening is this reality scott so we got really drunk we got super drunk oh that was a blackout we sent off a bunch of improv ad-lib [ __ ] lines on a recorded on an iphone to people on fiverr we've not seen him now we're ready to look at him and we're gonna guess which is the most expensive and how much it costs and whoever gets the closest doesn't have to do a shot is that how we're doing this yes okay okay all right this is the markiplier one this is a markiplier and wait who's he sitting with i can't remember markiplier and someone big chunks big chungus holy [ __ ] we're really [ __ ] beating a dead horse oh my god [Laughter] dude animations are awesome i can't believe we did voice recordings for this all right let's go look bigger than your profile and what's up dog i have aids [Laughter] this is way better than i thought it was going to be i thought aids made your body wither away uh not rabbit aids it makes your lymph nodes swell up what the [ __ ] is this guy thinking making this what's uh chungus drinking the gamers gamer subs hey guys gamer subs said if we sell enough waifu cups they won't kill us code cold one's a gamer sub stock gg you get 10 off your waifu cups your flavors and your [ __ ] well anyway how's your pizza big chungus he's not eating any it's pretty good but um and i hate to mention this just now makimu but monkey i think i left my wallet in my other pants ah not a problem i'm a millionaire because from youtube i thought you'd never ask oh no we got him to animate them [ __ ] didn't we no i think they just kissed i think i left my wallet in my other pants he's not wearing pants was that the joke i don't know i reckon that costs like 500 bucks 500 bucks max how much do you think 501 max has to do a shock it was 450 yes that's a good guess chad this guy rated us five stars and said thank you for the interesting experience i hope you enjoyed it honestly for that amount of money that's pretty good 450 bucks that's not bad the markiplier [Music] whoa [Music] this is cool that is extremely awesome that is very cool [Music] what was the notes on this i don't know are we told to make an intro i remember commissioning that because i was like just do an intro for our video that is cool you just said like watch our channel and i reckon that was a thousand eight hundred a thousand one hundred max has to do a shot that was one thousand two hundred fifty 250 bro the guy said by the way we took a look at your channel and you guys are hilarious good job oh that's so sweet amazing transitions yeah between the old yeah smoking the joint part was awesome as well to peter griffin i have both the next animation mr beast what the [ __ ] i have no idea what this could be chris okay he's dying cow come closer i don't have much time what is it jimmy i really i really i really got his weasel i got his weasel voice down you're like what is it chippy nice or is having a crack what is it jimmy you can tell us anything jimmy when i die the channel goes to this is pretty cool for a lego animation i will say that i am chris the meme god i am chris the meme god where's chandler where are the other guys the channel goes to [Applause] [Music] the winner also gets ten thousand dollars it's you and i it's medium and a fortnight skin so who was it chris and carl why did we not include chandler in that one i don't know we didn't commission a lego guy at all we commissioned some animator and he just flat out just gave us the cold shoulder he did not respond to us at all so i had to find someone else so i don't know if we can talk about price because it wasn't like a fiverr deal he's kind of like a freelance person so the fiverr guy rejected us and we end up getting someone else i found some guy who like animated a swagger souls animation yeah yeah yeah i've seen that every little piece of content we put out mr beast is further and further away all right next one basically we want an animation where scooby walks in the room and it's shaggy and he's sitting at his desk looking through files i remember this was at the end of the night why is this part of the animation is this how we wanted it i don't know it's you explaining what i wanted i think his narration broke and he's sitting at his desk looking through files and he's crying and scooby goes what's wrong greggy and then shaggy replies with it did i like pass and she would go say it i don't know and then shaggy replies with jinkies like scoob i'm i'm getting investigated for tax fraud man [Laughter] rex rod that's a classic that's a classic what was going through my head at this point i think i was having a drunk breakdown i don't know scoob there's some irregularities in the pension fund they're coming after me scooby wreck-it rarity's fraggy rat roll and then hank shredder from breaking bad this is a [ __ ] shoe nice how did i try to get in there kicks down the lingos i'm hank shredder and you're both getting killed for tax fraud there's no excuse start laughing in the background we must have been so drunk yeah is this the one of the last ones this is the very last one we did i remember this is the last one there's no scooby snacks in hell and he shoots them both to the death and shaggy's last words are i mean scooby's last words are oh free and they both die oh yeah then hank shawn says hey marie where the [ __ ] my minerals at [ __ ] hey that's [ __ ] busting also anime hank shredder looking at his murals how wasted are we at the end of this this doesn't make any sense i'm gonna [ __ ] my minerals at [ __ ] so animate hank shredder looking at his minions i'm trying to picture if we um didn't have all the explanation how short it would be it was just the dialogue this one was rob ulfo who did the uh draco malfoy one oh yeah yeah what did he say about this i sent him the audio file i was like can you animate this please and he was just like yes i am 100 percent down for this house what a legend okay all right what is this is that donkey is that shrek's heart donkey hello animator this is going this is just like each one we click on seems further and further away from from like anything i don't know what the [ __ ] this is is this worse than the other one okay okay i don't care i've got all good aids [Laughter] yeah look how well all the movements are done the movements and also the scenery yeah it's actually done really well well in the morning that [ __ ] bossing [Laughter] shrek once those waffles bad no cat [ __ ] oh my god are those memes still relevant this [ __ ] sucks the animation's good the idea was [ __ ] uh that would have cost like 200 bucks all right max 300 okay chad take a shot it was 927 kidding she gave us a review she said it was a great experience working with chad robert 664. that's kind of funny holy [ __ ] that looks good that was very very nice i remember doing gordon ramsay's voice for this one and i don't know what you did for this let's find out okay [ __ ] me gordon rant or i swear if he doesn't say this is busan gordon ramsay here i'm here to order three mcdonald's burgers can i get a big mac why is he ordering matches i think it's because we had macas at the time oh yeah we're eating macas that's right i triple cheese and then make chicken please all right we've got these burgers all right mcdonald's ramsay here can we just appreciate how good those burgers are they're all like shiny and [ __ ] all right mcdonald's ramsay here i'm gonna try the first one the big mac oh [ __ ] me it's [ __ ] raw [Music] why am i embarrassed you better say he's a [ __ ] bastard all right second burger the triple cheese not bad a little bland use some sauce it's [ __ ] dry disgusting the second burger i don't remember any of this awesome did i do all this and he's just animated ones i think i'm just in the background voice yeah it looks like it says okay all right all right okay finally the second burger i mean the third chicken i was drunk i must have been wasted all right oh [ __ ] me that [ __ ] busting okay there it is maybe i've maybe i remembered that coming oh it's good full body no cat [ __ ] busting i hate it that's the worst one though all right your turn you guessed the first how much you reckon we paid for him uh eight hundred dollars i reckon about 9.50 3 000. 167. what that's not bad what the [ __ ] gordon ramsay this [ __ ] busting let us look at the last why okay nintendo switch holy [ __ ] is this a [ __ ] is this the best for last all right let's see the latest uh switch games coming out what am i buying next let's see oh we asked to do a smash bros intro but who was the character we asked him to do i literally i do not remember unless just markiplier okay wait i remember i remember holy [ __ ] that looks amazing i know it looks that looks [Music] amazing [Music] [Applause] that looks incredible i know i forgot we did this [Applause] [Music] on his full that is amazing man i hope king batch sees that that was so cool that is the best that is the best one if he doesn't retweet that when we post that i'll be angry man cold ones single-handedly keeping the only spoonful meme alive i say we both do a shot for that one all right yeah definitely that was a good finale five dudes how much do you reckon max four three three point five max was closest okay how much it's 4 147 that's good it's so short holy [ __ ] though he didn't do any of the sound design it was all it was all silent when he sent it except for like one voice clip and you put that in yeah that's expensive it's expensive fiverr gave us the credit i cannot wait to post that raw clip on the internet somewhere that is very cool i think we're only a couple more king batch references off getting him on cold once i let him on you'll let him on we should definitely have him on mine we all have to have big spoons we have to that was great i loved all of those what was your favorite one king bash one honestly the last one that or the that one i like the scooby one yeah i'd say the scoob one was my favorite but that wasn't that that was especially cool shout out to five for giving us the money to pay for all of it there is a referral link down below if you guys ever want to use fiverr foot what else can you swap before everything and we'll put all the links to all the five artists and the people we commissioned on twitter as well all in the description so if you want to commission the same people that we use they're down below and if you use our fiverr referral link you get free credit i don't know how much it is i'll put it on screen i haven't asked them yet use our [ __ ] to show that uh cold ones brings value to their company so we can do more [ __ ] like this and they can give us more fiber credits yeah thanks for watching guys i had lots of fun bye i have aids i

Channel: Cold Ones

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Id: UrM0IiGghCw

Length: 25min 58sec (1558 seconds)

Published: Mon May 31 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/LeeHarveyAWPswell]

This shit bussin

Chad's Donkey voice is unsettlingly good

[u/Dagric]

The fact they have no clue what they themselves commissioned always brings an x factor to these videos lol

[u/pointlessBRZ]

The smash bros video at the end… holy shit

Worth every penny

[u/LarleneLumpkin]

The Scooby Doo animation had me laughing so hard I hurt my jaw.

[u/PokeHerBalls]

One of the best commission videos yet

[u/Smithereens1]

One of the best cold ones vids ever

[u/jorge2077]

I want the originals without their reaction so bad

[u/Oro-Lavanda]

That shrek animation had me laughing hysterically. This is for sure one of the funniest videos yet of the channel

[u/tacoman2004]

This episode was amazing