Dreams but they make me want to never sleep again

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're going to be playing some horribly horribly cursed terrible situations and no that's not real life that's the game dreams for ps4 it should definitely be called nightmares though if you missed my last videos on this don't worry you don't need to see them but you're missing out on good stuff oh my god look at morty's face oh my god i'm almost leveled up to the point where they're gonna assign me a persona what the hell is that gonna be i wanna go on waluigi's bizarre adventure even though i really wanna see what old man uses computer is too but we'll we'll visit this one first oh it is labeled as a comedy so it should be good all right let's begin on this bizarre adventure oh god there's the ice age baby why is he always here hello waluigi my name is uganda knuckles and i am a super saiyan i know the way to make you immortal defeat the two gods of this world okay thank you uganda knuckles for showing me the way oh no i can hear their brothers getting out of here oh my god jesus my ears i'm thomas to take piracy please proceed through my nether gate yeah i'm out of here that was so loud jeez wait hold on a second is that sonic [ __ ] hell i think someone sawn his eyes shot what do we got here oh it's a rambo isn't it lettuce what was that is that waluigi dying what is that sound it's [ __ ] horrible oh my sweet jesus i don't know if i can actually finish this one it sounds just awful i want to go to old man uses computers he'd never scream at me oh wait i'm the old man oh my god i always kind of knew i know where this is going fantastic did you enjoy that will you give it a thumbs up a hundred percent yes oh jesus shrek bash you know we got to take part in a shrek bash there's always going to be a shrek level no matter what we do we will have to play a shrek level yeah okay you're ready on your second bowl cereal way too hard that is awful okay what is this skill tree menu hold on this game is deep oh i can't get into it wait oh i got to select my character of course i want to be shrek all right come on fair quads men i've got you now [Laughter] i think i'm just twerking at them hold on can we get a shot of that please yeah that's good i like that oh powered up now go into the skill tree yes body slam in the air this is awful i'm just going to keep spamming this shrek's doing the worm wait what is happening now is it over there were still loads of them to kill well back to my home life i guess jesus christ what's he doing he's really trying to kill himself well the shrek starts coming and i don't stop slamming come on everyone are we gonna do the whole [ __ ] movie is that the plan oh a boss fight [Applause] wait oh i'm dead okay all the guys were just jumping in the background delighted that the ogre was slain i'll give that a thumbs up even though i didn't get very fair ha ha he worried about this what the hell oh my god what the hell is going on what the hell is going on why do i have a shotgun okay i guess we're done i don't even understand wario gets run over by a cat that's pretty relatable oh my god yeah that is footage of me why are you getting hit by a train warriors bridge accident jesus christ there's a lot about wario dying isn't there mario has a war flashback come on wario what have you got for us now he lived quite the life by the looks of it his whole day is a [ __ ] war oh god what's he remembering he's going to remember the car thing isn't it oh no vietnam oh [ __ ] i knew he was a war hero or wario dude he can't get your break jesus christ what is going on this is demonic he's like oh [ __ ] i have to go back to these monsters that's his son [Laughter] this is amazing this deserves an oscar do you enjoy that i'm not sure enjoy is the correct word but yes i'll give it a thumbs up a river has fallen into the men in lego city you have my interest in lego city staff the new rescue helicopter build the helicopter i'm off to the rescue what the hell is going on wario except he's involved in a high-speed crash no stop torturing him while you're in a helicopter crash in vietnam wario gets shot these are all the most dumbed up this month wario eats 37 burgers and dies no look let me play fortnite i can finally be a fortnight youtuber oh i'm coming for you boys watch out oh he's light on his feet you can't hit me okay you can okay you're shooting me through the walls this is [ __ ] he's hacking who is even shooting me oh he's there okay okay this is [ __ ] i'm quitting and reporting that dude stream sniping oh my god finally wario doesn't die yes please show me this one for once oh my god you [ __ ] lied didn't you you [ __ ] lied to me lois griffin meets mario yeah i'm up for that mario what brings you a cow hag [Music] this is just terrible i hate it i hated everything about that this looks cool escape the killer's basement a text adventure finally i can get it from their point of view you've seen the news reports of frequent disappearances and bodies found in the river jesus christ i don't want to i don't want to hear this just skip it all skip it all oh okay that wasn't good okay what will you do uh look at the back wall oh my god this is cool i got some gasoline so i i saw a chainsaw i could use there or maybe i could start the fire what should i do i mean i guess chainsaw's more effective but a nice warm fire sounds kind of appealing start the saw i don't even know why oh oh god damn it i should have set up a trap first that was my idea to set up a trap i literally just alerted him that i've escaped well now i'm dead great i wanted to set up a trap on the door or something and then alert him to come down well that's canon now we're leaving so that's what it feels like to be on the other end i don't like it i'm referring to the sims by the way if you've never watched any of my other videos massage therapy okay what do i do oh my god this is a lot of controls it's fine i'll manage okay it's literally just making my controller vibrate just in case you don't believe me i'm just gonna give you a little bit of asmr vibration there i hope that's nice i hope that's relaxing for you it's a way of getting a bit of a massage i suppose that's massaging your eardrums i debated doing an asmr channel i'm going to be dropping all my money on the table at once sorry i'm i'm not a very i'm not a very wealthy man i want to get one of those microphones with the two ears [Music] i just wanted to feel like someone's actually listening to me for a anyway that's your massage session over the matrix reloaded i'm in oh wait i'm the bad guy you have it now neil it's time for you to die oh wait maybe i can get him out of this situation come on neil let's go neo jesus he's so uncoordinated neo please social distancing like meanwhile let's do a bit of an irish jig and all his friends have gathered around to watch they're all speechless okay i should restart because i've picked the wrong person here all right here we go do they okay yeah there he goes that's neo for you they're not even looking at me what are you doing now neil okay you fell off the flat earth i think that's a good time to end all right kermit down yes i want to play this it ain't easy being green oh wait hold on this might be different from what i was expecting okay yeah it's for that stupid video kermit tone did you enjoy that it's like did you enjoy that you sick twisted no i don't want to play it again fine okay maybe i did kind of want to play it again subconsciously handsome squidward escapes prison yeah let's go i like how it has to be handsome squidward it can't be normal squidward all right handsome squidward how'd we get out of this one oh what the am i going to flush myself is that it [Laughter] what the hell is going on this is fantastic i love the thuds as you hit the ground he's so thick oh god they're shooting at me the prison has been alerted squidward is trying to escape prison but he's so thick the clap of his ass cheeks are alerting the guards he's shaking the earth not only the sewers but the earth when he jumps here's my ship come on the flying dutchman did we get away yes we made it oh so we may have crashed the boat though is this the road to bikini bottom it does not look familiar oh christ they're after me [ __ ] run oh god they got me wait now i'm behind the car what am i in the car what is going on i think they've locked me in the trunk i don't know how to get out yes i got out i may have gone a little bit too high though oh jesus the whole ground's gonna explode like if a normal jump causes a shudder that's going to cause an earthquake yes he reached the end even though i don't know if we did really i think we got apprehended there oh he's pulling a little pose i think they just came up with him they just drove off oh he said why is he sad is it because even the police don't want you oh no they still want you he's like oh here we go again where's scoop too i never heard of where scoob won but i'm in two years after the disappearance of your fateful dog shaggy finally gets a new lead but it comes at a cost this summer you gotta go fast to catch that purple weirdo who killed shrek i don't know why i care i'm just looking for my dog man [Music] is this an alternate reality where shaggy is the protagonist of every marvel movie [Music] just when the song picks up he kills himself what a protagonist okay get me out of here i can only do so much of this song before i'm demonetized you see that guy up there he works for thanos i bet he can give you information how to find him i think that's waluigi up there what is this is it all purple people work for him is this a racist game is it cancelled now oh wait hold on okay sorry i thought you were someone else you were clearly not waluigi i just realized if you press square he says zoinks in what appears to be an impression but i don't think he even tried what the hell is going on now oh my god it's the shrek train oh i'd ride that train to work any day which would be a bit weird because i work from home [Music] why is it always ending in the swamp and i thought you were dead holy [ __ ] okay no i'm actually okay with being in this swamp fake in the hell what is that okay the sprint button does nothing it just makes the sound of sprinting and scooby doo oh no it's if you're looking for a handsome squidward he was in another level leave me alone [Music] oh [ __ ] hell jesus christ get me out get me out oh [ __ ] hell i'm gonna lose my ears for this i hope it's worth it to you oh my god funniest [ __ ] i ever saw okay is this the final level is this thanos see there he is okay great what is that do i have to get to the helicopter is that what i have to do what what did that do okay that raised another wall over there okay look honestly at this point just get another dog this isn't worth it i know the other one could talk but that's gotta be grating at some stage just get a normal dog i don't know what i'm actually gonna do when i get there other than the bad zoinks to be honest i don't know what i'm supposed to do to kill this dude how was i supposed to see the whole screen went black [Music] okay did okay i just exploded him somehow how did i do that what are you gonna do now shaggy of course of course why didn't the avengers just do that there he goes he is defeated did you enjoy that will you give it a thumb i'm not sure but i'm gonna give it a thumbs up anyway all right i think that is a perfect one to go out on that's how i wish avengers ended it should have that was more fitting it made sense there was a lot of foreshadowing in the movies to lead up to something like that but the actual ending made no sense to me but i hope you enjoyed the dreams i hope you have no dreams like this like actual dreams because jesus christ you'd want to have a crazy mind to be thinking of this stuff i don't know who makes these but my sympathies go out to you but i hope you enjoyed the video i appreciate you watching as always folks and i do hope to see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: HDBsN89Fex4

Length: 12min 27sec (747 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 07 2020