Dream Theatre: "Much Ado About Parenting" - A Dream Daddy Short Film

hey how you doing no yeah yeah no I'm cool uncle you busy right now okay um I just got just got something I want to ask you piss you know I know you went through this not long ago so it's been a weird couple of days you know me and yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean them well something might have happened and I just don't know how to tell my dad about it yeah just something you know you can see things and it's pre life-changing you don't just get a puppy and then have it for Christmas right it's like a forever thing and that's kind of how this feels yeah I know yeah I guess it's pretty serious I'm born out of one moment right yeah no I can come over Thanks yes oh my god I think I've got it robbers I don't have any whipped cream I'm not here for that this time okay I need help reacting to something I don't know why that's my problem I believe hey I know you soon has gotten someone pregnant your son has it's done someone pregnant oh boy that is big deal still don't know it's my problem well I was truly hoping as my neighbor as as a fellow father nay as the companion to my bosom my friend right did you would help help me in my hour of need I know exactly I don't quite understand how that's meant to help what Zinfandel I completely understand anyway and then Mary said look I just can't have another child just don't tell Joseph I'm going to the doctors to do you're not gonna tell anyone what anyway that's not the point of the story the point the point is that the point is you just gotta go in there mmm hold your head up high but your shoulders back hmm and say Lucien you need to man the hell up you need to take responsibility for your actions you need to own up to your mistakes oh my god you need to prove the bigfoot is real or the government is going to be on to you dad yes what the hell was that it's me counseling you in your hour of need did it make sense you just screamed at me about Bigfoot ocean I feel that we're drifting apart you're not being completely honest with me anymore I need something I cannot tolerate it anymore dad if we can't have honesty between us I don't know what we can have perhaps in this moment we need some distance between the two of us that you need to find yourself until you can be honest with me and maybe you need to find that elsewhere you're 18 now and I believe you know what that means you are 18 aren't you yes but then come on what are you saying I'm so sorry it's come to this exit stage left I need help reacting to something I just don't see how that's my problem no it probably isn't but uh mr. small you are the only one with your own lights on and doors open this time of night that explains so many things anyway tell me again what's going on uh my dad kicked me out he went on for ages about how you're 18 now and then he went on about secrets and Bigfoot and government just you can stay with me what this ain't a tinfoil hat situation never again will Big Foot break into your car and steal your darkness constant tickets what never again will the government double charge you on your gas bill screw them screw Mothman screw Joseph Christensen mr. criticism what were you talking about my dad Damien yes screw him to live here you can have all the liquor you want drink up you're a man now so my point is okay if the same UFOs that were over Iowa huh over Colorado in 96 yeah then surely the aliens have been among us for a very long time yeah me mrs. small you know I'm not old enough to drink right do you get me sure yeah yeah everything is connected you know I knew you were gonna understand because my father he did exactly the same thing to me when I was 14 UFOs have you told your dad yet I'll have you know cuz me and you we just was just hitting it off and that conspiracy stealer he was still his child that's what I'm gonna do tell your dad tell your dad yeah okay yeah text him right now sure UFO send look [Music] what okay so we got dad about your son emoji space emoji plane emoji house emoji our emoji decrepit house emoji waving emoji alcohol emoji anxiety face emoji greater than smiling face emoji simple what does it mean it means Lucian is moving into Roberts place because of Edith oh maybe also he loved oli alcohol he wants and he seems happy now he's moving out chicken coop I'm not ready to go okay okay what what are we waiting for the waiting that they might have a horse head and horns and snakes he'll but it's nothing it's nothing on the local huh have some more drink okay you go way out here I gotta go yeah business to attend to okay well yo hair so I figured together to show you a child okay okay okay like adults okay adults you know that means really Joseph the talking yes Robert first person to get this thing rocks boom you don't talk okay I cannot believe that you would come and snatch my only child okay strong stronger productive Robert first off slow down with the AMBER Alert secondly you're a conspiracy stealer oh yeah you come to my house you'd lie to my face just so you could steal my research oh yeah okay uh quick brick I am not in the least bit interested with the lies on the wall that you post it's madness is chaos and I'm not interested in your conspiracy theories but I am interested in the fact that my son is living with you currently how do you possibly justify yourself in that especially when he's in such dire need at the moment because he's impregnated a woman wait there is a there is a pregnant days just listen to yourself you're blaming me for the fact that he's living with me look it took me five minutes to figure out everything that was wrong just talk to your son be a man give me your phone may I just address the fact that there is a holding out of wedlock who might be perfect shut up Joseph yeah easy I think you might need this thank you and I really I'm grateful everything jumped of course Oh glad that you've come home is that mr. Christensen's talking spoon Sunday school it was meant to make everything better he said that it would solve all of my problems here my turn dad I don't want to move out I'm not I'm not ready to move out I I know I'm 18 and that's what people my age is supposed to do but I'm not ready to move into my own place and I I don't want to live with but mr. smiley and you believe that I want you to move in from I don't want you to move him he's insane he's mentally unstable no no he's not dad mrs. small is just a sad and lonely man who's only got alcohol and conspiracy theory left we both know what it's like to be lonely so just break if I may i I don't want you to be lonely and therefore no matter who this girl is whatever situation would ever stage she's currently in if she is pregnant and you need way to be there with you then mine wait what I don't want you to raise a child by yourself you can tell me what are you talking about well I was eavesdropping and I heard you say that oh my god no I got with a guy so you gay no maybe yes no I don't know I have no idea who I am and who I like and I just need you to be there with me I feel like it should be obvious everyone knows what they are and what they like but I I don't I didn't know how to tell you and I I'm scared about it dad I loved you from the moment you open your eyes I don't care who you are what you are and who are your ways be here for you to walk through things I just need you to talk to me just promise me you'll never try and live a robot again I love you dad I adore you so much now you should probably take your spoon back to mr. Christiansen it's only the polite thing to do yeah okay thanks dad boom let's on it was open you know for all the trouble I should kind of enjoyed having the kid here maybe wish I'd been a better father like the company you know if you're missing people then I wouldn't mind coming over and more often I just feel like more of a hassle and I think just it's not that big a deal Joseph just we've all got our own troubles yeah but non-bizarre alone did you tell you you know it's the weirdest thing it's gotta be him well sure Bigfoot he saw his opportunity while I was gone he came into my house and he took all of my stuff he took my alcohol he took my research you see what I mean you see what I mean yeah go on all right I've got this theory [Music]

Channel: NyxRising

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Id: h7lIKh6lnvI

Length: 20min 5sec (1205 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 02 2017