DDADDS: The Parent Tag with Brian, Robert and Joseph

okay so as some of my pay is most well-known well-respected and notorious fathers I thought we could offer some of our parenting advice to new parents out there what you think I think that's a great idea Robert yeah I'm done it was you know we were pretty lost when we became parents ourselves the first time so any advice we could give would be what appreciated our thing yeah I mean I wasn't expecting it didn't ever want it I mean speak for yourselves so I was expecting and wanting like my children yeah me too it was still a shock no so I've got questions here and we've got answers the most pressing questions from all you expecting a new parents out there Joseph first ones for you all right do you ever look at a diaper and just think is this child person in general with the diaper yep full empty just no diaper dirty God give it a look a 30 diaper in thinking it is worth it is it worth it of course I don't because diaper is a gift to us from our children and children are a gift from God do you think the Pope is a gift is childbirth really beautiful or is it just disgusting and slightly terrifying it just reminded me of surviving in the wilderness what it's it's beautiful in a real real ugly way up hands involved on blood a lot of blood us you I think I saw blood and I passed out I didn't pass out you have a very different approach to the wild don't you gotta survive somehow Joseph did any of us realize how much our kids were gonna cost before we have one yes actually Mary and I had an itinerary of how much each child would cost us when it was born and all the way up to when it left home uh it my whole pre milk and and has heavy stuff too that we have really yes we have a weekly shop that we have spread out and we know exactly what we're spending and where we're spending it how much is going on each child so that all of them get an even amount of love and money Wow I just kind of wing it and everything works out fine well you know valves cost me about 100 bucks a week for the last 25 years so week yeah for what what is your budget do your kids not demand a hundred bucks a week no give Daisy an allowance of ten of most uh-huh you can't afford that what is your job oh you know what my job is hmm do you ever wish you could like buy a trip to Europe or something instead of paying for tuition and school and clothes and new shoes I hate Europe okay I always wished I could go on vacation instead of raising fell but I never didn't raise her no I did no no have you ever tried baby food and did you like it yes and no right yes what is wrong with both of you I have to make sure my children are getting a decent meal no I mean why didn't we like it maybe food is just like a motion up Apple I could live on that stuff for months do you ever feel bad feeding your baby pureed vegetables I mean it is good for them it's nutritious it helps them grow fast it's it's good for them so and I don't feel bad about what I'm giving my god also we buy organic okay you're gonna be bad parent no yes when your kid cries in public do you also want to cry yes yes yes in solidarity uh-huh I'm just sad that she's said wow you two would just ha I love my daughter I love my daughter do you do you yeah come on honest question yes okay Oh makes you send me an email a couple of weeks ago actually asked me if you were still alive really what did you what did you tell her I kind of left it in ambiguous respectful do you never hope your kid doesn't finish their food so that you could eat it I mean I already ate all the baby food Dahl had to fend for herself so she's lucky she had a mother yeah it's kind of a race yeah I household and I'm never gonna pass up a lone chicken nugget no you need do you like other people's kids or just your own that's a trick question I don't even like my own another but I don't like her I mean Daisy's the coolest kid around so it's not a competition but she would win of course I love all children equally my children are exceptional and I love them with all my heart but children are God's gift unto us and that we should shape and mold into the beautiful idols they're going to be your kids are super weird dude they're super they're so creepy the other word we're not the other day I found them chasing my dog down with a knife kind of Skinner mm my children would never run with knives I have taught them safety no they sprint they go fast would you say your sex life was better before or after you had kids but I'd say after recently definitely I thought this is gonna be a family-friendly questionnaire so I'm not entirely comfortable we're talking about my sex life on the Internet hey Brian yeah before I guess Wow Lane hey you know I was busy being a parent my wife died okay well do you ever wish that you could just take a day off yeah I mean I took loads of days off I took half of those life off these are mine it's waiting for everybody on a scale of one to ten how much does the cleanliness of your kid's room affect your happiness well Val doesn't live with me and she hasn't lived with me for seven years so I don't care and also I'm a mess my building rooms are always spotless yeah I think clean room clean mind you know got a straight A's exactly what so if it's messy you lose your mind no because it's never messy exactly okay I don't think these two counters normal parents how did you figure out how the hell to raise another human being I'm still learning I'm still learning it's the learning curve yeah just order wing it and you know okay like you said just let them fend for themselves yep that's what I had to do as a kid fend for myself I know what's best for me yes you did you have both your mom and your dad I've seen the big pictures I feel like they just gave you a knife and let you loose on the world thank you Brian you truly it's not a compliment Robert how many times do I have to tell you that at least one more would you actually want your kid to tell you when they start having sex well of course we we practice an open and honest relationship in our household which means that they need to come to us and we'll talk to them through everything we'll make sure that they have the sex talk and that they have everything that they need for the upcoming you know rowdy days that they're gonna have mm and if they want to do this before marriage I don't want to know Daisy is my little girl right now and I don't want to think about that I told Val when she turns 13 she's about to have sex when I'm dead so I'm sure she respects that country do you actually think your kids the best kid in the world yes yes really yes val was a nightmare she kept me on my feet at all times I didn't any sleep she was all sick she was puking everywhere it's like the worst years of my life so yeah she's pretty special girl but is she the most special kid in the world no cuz that's my daughter my kids as well all of them all of them which one is the most special yeah Jones they're all very special in their own ways but which one's your favorite I do not have favorites just as God does not have favorites of his children not even Jesus no do you always like your child no no and she doesn't like me so it's a mutual dislike and disrespect and distrust which are you okay yeah you want to just turn on the TV so they'll shut up yes no of course not that's what the TVs for no way no why do we the TV is built as a kid shutting up machine wash your brain yes it rots your butt is up right if you want to give your kids nice and occupied teach them how to fake take them out of your days out give them books to read yeah then you have to interact with them yes yeah do you have a wish you can order a kid's meal in a restaurant for yourself wish I always order a kid's meal it's cheaper yeah it's like half the price for basically the same food portion sizing I ordered two adult meals how can you eat that you just say it's competition yeah and you know I want to survive the winter so got a pack on the pounds he thinks he's a fair I am a bear you wish you were barren I'm a bear are you running out of storage space on your phone from all the kids of course not because all of my pictures immediately go into the cloud which keeps them safe and stored so that I will always have space on my phone and all my pictures will never be deleted that's not as far to biblical yep that was weird I don't think any kids on my phone but cloud is a technological thing Daisy and I take Polaroids so traditional you know Adventism patron for 50 years has your child ever given you a drawing and you don't know what it's supposed to be this is where you talk to your children because then they explain what their artistic intentions were supposed to be on the art Val used to draw up some weird crap she'd leave it all over a room all over the kitchen and I was just like this kid needs therapy if I didn't say anything because that's bad parenting hmm that's bad parenting did you ever pretend to see a face where the doctor pointed it out on the ultrasound with it like look you can see you bring this face you know like yeah I can see the face so I'll attack looking like a kidney bean do you have a pen oh you you took me you you admit it don't you you did not know what the you looking and your wife probably got it framed somewhere Joseph's fridge to like have a printout of every baby and you're like what the is this a picture of a miracle of life is beautiful thing Robert exactly and you can see it within the womb and the face yes whatever you two liars lying I'm using it God I'm not lying I dunno like do you feel like a goddamn hero every day for just putting up with the things you put up with with your kids I feel like the hero just because you know being a parent is so rewarding and having a daughter makes me appreciate me tooth decay of course I also feel like a hero because I do not do anything heroic I'm merely doing my duty as a father and as you're gonna make me puke yeah you're gonna make me puke - there's nothing heroic about being a decent human being why do you take parenting so seriously like do you ever just feel scared shitless that you're responsible for something else entire life oh yes I just like I could not handle being a parent I couldn't handle it I wasn't ready to have a baby and the next thing I know I am drinking and the next thing I know it's all going badly and then I was going to college and then we're not talking to each other anymore and it's just it's scary scary scary thing if you're ill prepared no it's a scary thing if you're prepared it's just a scary thing family the best way that you can I know the amount of times that pick up Chris she's so light it's like coming on accident it's terrifying but you do the best you can yeah and if it turns out poorly then did you know Joey still brought a life into the world now seems happy enough she is a very very well-adjusted yeah you might not have the best relationship but she seems fine and you know it's pretty cool right baby bro you made like a tiny human yeah I do all those cool things sometimes like they make you smile they play a piano recital for the first time yeah my daughter is smarter than I am and she's only ten years old this is great this is real great you're doing a great job you are thank you your kids are creepy you have so many of them though end playback yeah boring respect to you because you're doing that amazing job raising four little identical angels wearing I gotta fix you're doing great yeah thanks you and Larry just you know make the most of it well this you're living with you obvious idea when they finally leave the nest yeah just make sure you train well enough that they want to come back sometimes do you want my final piece of advice parents expecting parents it's just like in treasure with them I just no matter what you do to raise your kid whether you would right or wrong you put in front of TV or you take them out into the woods and teach them how to catch fish just treasure them sometimes that gonna be all you got left and they're gonna be looking after you and you're old and you're also in diapers life is kind of cyclical like my presence with diapers and then they're gonna be there asking themselves look at this diaper going is this pair of morphic so there we go there is like 30 odd parent questions hopefully answered to the best of our abilities from the most well known yes respected dads all the breakaways dads a maple babe to you from us in the cul-de-sac good night and good luck jobs last year [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 15min 23sec (923 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 12 2018