Kirkwall Coffee - Episode 1 (Modern Dragon Age AU)

[Music] no no I said to open the coffee shop lately happening so acquiring other subsonic open fast and have you everything off of there yes and got coffee machines got the TV on she got castrated death-rope Robertson pays homage it yes why well this place is going so cheap I mean can't big why because of that I've got a lot of extra money left over so I brought a state machine because well to the copy shop needs of member jillianji yeah yeah I'll be your brother okay what can I get you can I have a macchiato what's that another black coffee oh I know that one and oh [Music] I have a gotten cups but I can do you a black coffee a bucket less your turn yes okay are you sure okay yeah well okay fantastic I especially love purple thank you okay and but summertime isn't agency can I get your a potato [Music] I realize it's like 9 o'clock today are you oh we're in 24-hour coffee shop we [Music] tell you you're my friend paid customer done much more I have no idea what can I get you good I'm mighty awesome ah no we're not doing your we're just doing a special please do you have any tea yes please enjoy an exacta box over one day no cough up it's just like I always say doesn't kill you makes you weak and pathetic and just wine yeah I'm gonna call you back instantly taken yes by me people call me Dee a champion of kirkwall but you can call me tonight roses are red violets are blue the bed in my mansion has room for two I'll do it for you a side my mother always dated to marry someone who's sexy when their heads off I'm going business cool come on yes okay you me deep rope starts born frog frog jocks on frocks oh yes I think your friend might be interested in you right now so meeting him right now immediately I don't know what to do okay good do that for us I'm very busy and important and I have many leather-bound books in my mansion there are flying tapestries and draped all over the wall depicting all of my many victories against dragons evil people a woman with horns very interesting man [Music] I don't know I have beautiful blue eyes [Music] what's the emergency [Music] pretty cool huh I have no time to explain go ahead let me explain come on what is this about it look dark horrible in Paris shocked quite migrants lot that's beautiful else over there I need you here to make me look bad by comparison to impress him okay I've got problems of my own you know I can't really should be the lovable sidekick on the Garrett show what else do you do follow me and I will copy Meryl right when did you get here what are you doing here I work here I own the place you own the place I told you I'll open in the card shop right through the school gentlemen over there Meryl dear sweet Meryl I'm going to do your favour I use it what do you yes I'll take this to him to you okay don't startle Garrett yes I am oh hi okay yes hi Meryl Hey you don't really do you in busy if it's jumping tonight pretty stupid muscles mr. rush yes yeah alright listen to me I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here we didn't get on with any food can we start again I'd like to have a proper conversation with you you didn't even have a conversation started you just came over and helped avert lis hostage harsh true pork a truce huh I will get a coffee at red and new one and I don't have your partnership Oh in which his Oh get a potato B yes click nice twisted Oh credit needs its comma C a are V E are you solve any of those no isn't the best one look left well I can take some more of your hand if you like please me yep we're cooking and I'll give your whole box what's your stance on wine I have a cellar of mine a wine there is wine in cellars of wine cellar for wine I've plenty of it red white rose a now we're having a conversation [Music] wow that that's great I'll just take these away oh my already tree no I'm fine ego is far from you no more enjoy the coffee I know if you need someone to help you make them I I can do that I can help I thought you and Yahoo though I'm flexible oh you can call me anytime okay anytime oh god guarantee any help reacting something I take everything but you choose to be cover - we just have the conversation in bathroom with the pages very rough rough enough in the condition I was so close just now what is your problem I've made a terrible mistake yeah it's not fun for you sort the problem I have just taken a job here bribery don't run your fun doing something meaningful with your life I'm in the army and way like I was saying I mean you should be here right now yes right now we're in the bathroom what else do you do in the bathroom going groups and double your feelings fine anyway I mean that pin way my anger you for cock-blocking me so you'll get anywhere yes and what oh no oh oh that's Garrett Hawk he's going to bike out one day isn't just sharing on a [ __ ] cupcake anyway I I can't take this job I already have a job it's just it's no one I've written locally I got to Oakland I [ __ ] up you like me up yeah yes yes I like the other house the whole way through mmm you take a job you get to look at her all day I get to come in to see the other elves because you're going to give me free coffee if he comes back out and you ask me will you give them a message oh sure what's the message if you like it come now we're going to business I needed to be really sustainable to the point tell him nice strong you tomorrow okay but there is still a problem of corporate I don't know how to make coffee that's not a problem nobody knows how to make coffee all baristas are liars they do the exact same thing with the milk helping in some coffee tell you two different drink every time yes you'll be fine come on why are you like this no hi excellent news what my brother will start working tomorrow oh that's great I mean if it's gonna be any busier than it was tonight I'm going to need extra help yes Oh Merrill yes where does the [ __ ] Walker oh it's already gone oh he do have a message for you no I wrote it down as a message yes then nice try he's my third date I will see him tomorrow good thank you very much now these words ha ha how come it , I quit nothing Kerala is a beautiful woman and I have to work it's Rama I quit [Music] you know how to wear this right [Music] I have made a terrible mistake [Music]

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Views: 103,312

Rating: 4.9561296 out of 5

Keywords: nyxrising, cosplay, roguearcanis, zer0tucker, 0becki, dragon age, DA2, dragon age 2, DA, DA cosplay, dragon age cosplay, sitcom, cosplay series, bioware, hawke x fenris, garrett hawke, fenris, carver hawke, merrill, aveline, starbucks, coffee shop au, modern au, modern dragon age, modern DA

Id: yNMXnsmeLio

Length: 15min 6sec (906 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 14 2017