<i> ♪ Glove glove glove
Glove glove glove ♪</i> <i>Ahoy, you young sailors looking
to spend the day</i> <i> at the gloveliest place
in Bikini Bottom.</i> Glove world makes me forget
all my troubles. <i> This four star park has
everything you need</i> <i> to add a little bit of fun,
happiness, relaxation,</i> <i> fear, laughter and love
into your boring, boring lives.</i> - What?
- What did he say? <i>So, before you jump hands first
into this,</i> <i> let's look at the three,
I mean four guidelines</i> <i> to keep in mind when visiting
this amusing amusement park.</i> Safety. <i> Safety is our number one
priority at Glove World.</i> Please keep your arms and legs
in the vehicle at all times. There. Now, if you could just sign
this release absolving Glove World in case
of accidental spine loss. Well, nice knowing you. <i> And it is important you follow
all of the rules.</i> What do you mean
I'm too short to ride this ride? I built this! Sorry, buddy, rules is rules. Even for an adorable little
guy like you. <i> There is no tolerance
for fighting.</i> Hey, Glovezilla! <i>Unless it's hand to hand combat.</i> [grunting] [chuckles] <i> Get it, hand to hand
because it's Glove- No fighting.</i> <i> Be sure to abide
by park operating hours.</i> <i> When Glove World is closed,
we don't want you here.</i> Beat it! We're closed! <i> Don't be a bad noodle.</i> <i> Trespassing of any kind
can result in serious injury.</i> [groaning] [grunting] Oh breezy. [grunting] [screaming] <i> We have zero tolerance
for misbehaving.</i> Boy, the swing ride
is really slowing down. That's something I can fix.
Excuse me. [screaming] Much better. [screaming] There. Huh? Hey, I landed safely. [grunting] Hey, we landed safely. [screaming] Ooh, for a minute there
I thought we were in trouble. You are in trouble! <i> Rule breakers will be thrown
into Glove World jail.</i> What are you all in for? I didn't keep my arms and legs
inside the ride at all times. [grunting] I stood up at the top
of the roller coaster. [grunting]
Murder one. [growling] I'm kidding. I'm just here
because I bit the lemonade guy. That guy hates kids. That's why I bit him. High five. Let's celebrate.
Cotton candy rock for everyone! [cheering] <i> People's safety is
our number one concern.</i> <i> But our number two,
you could say, is our POOs.</i> <i> POOs,
people obtain our souvenirs.</i> Daddy, I want it. <i> Merchandise is a way
you can show your love</i> <i> to Glove... World,</i> <i> which is a perfect time
to introduce our handy mascot,</i> <i> Glovey Glove.
Take a picture with him</i> <i> to capture
your wonderful park experience.</i> Get closer, Patrick. Uh-uh. Come on, closer. That's it.
A little more. Now hold on to his thumb.
Give me a big smile. [clicking] How do I look? <i> Along with picturesque scenes.</i> Look. [screaming] Whoa, right in the middle
of Glove Lake That's really going to spoil
the view for the residents of Glove Castle. <i> Glove World also offers
a fistful</i> <i> of one of a kind items
for purchase,</i> including balloons... Buy It.
Glove hats... Buy It. Glove lights... Buy It. Ah, that's better. <i>Glove action figures...</i> Buy It. <i> gloves...</i> Buy It. <i> gloves for your Glove
action figures..</i>Buy It. <i> Glove candy dispenser.</i> Buy It. <i> And much more.</i> Buy It. <i> So make sure during your stay
at Glove World,</i> <i> you're one of our POOs.</i> <i> ♪ If I were you, I'd buy too ♪</i> <i> ♪ Gloves ♪</i> [cheering] <i> And don't forget your balloon.</i> <i> It may come in handy.</i> Hey, I get it, balloon travel. Thank... you. You're welcome. Rides and Attractions. <i>The day you've been waiting for
is here.</i> <i> That's right,
Glove World has a new ride.</i> It■s big. [screaming] It■s fast. [screaming] Harold! No! It■s painful. [screaming] <i> It's the Fiery Fist O'Pain.
Only at Glove World.</i> <i> Glove World offers
top of the line,</i> <i> theme park rides
and park attractions.</i> Oh, that's so good. <i> There's something
to find for anyone.</i> <i> From calm... to scary.</i> [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] <i> Maybe that was too scary,
but we have it.</i> And stop crying. Hold it right there.
You forgot these. Our spines. Yeah! <i> As you can see
from our park map,</i> <i>there are plenty of attractions</i> <i> to keep bottom feeders
like yourselves occupied</i> <i> throughout the day.</i> [screaming] <i> From the theater...</i> Let us take a break
in the theater. <i> Up to the Glove boat,</i> <i> down to the infamous
Tunnel of Glove.</i> Don't touch me!
Don't talk to me! Don't even look at me! <i> Glove World offers
over 20 attractions.</i> <i> Let's take a journey to some
of our most popular rides,</i> <i> starting off
with the very popular Mitten.</i> The Mitten! <i> This exciting roller ride has
an intense bump,</i> <i>that'll get those kids screaming
for joy.</i> [screaming] [groaning] [screaming] [groaning] [screaming] <i> The Mitten may not be
for everyone.</i> [snapping] I guess that was too much
for the little guy. <i> Making our way next door,
we have the Glove drop.</i> [screaming] <i> The Glove Drop may not be
for everyone.</i> <i> Wow, that was intense.
After enjoying some rides,</i> <i> we recommend
catching a ball game.</i> Play ball! [screaming] <i> They're going!
They're going!</i> We're gone! You're outta there! <i> Or grabbing some
Glove World ice cream</i> <i> to cool off.</i> You've got ice cream
in your eyebrows. Yeah, that's the problem
with this brand. -<i> Oh, Patrick.</i>
- I'll be right back. Hurry back...
so we can go on the ride. What's the matter, SpongeBob? Oh, delicious dairy treat,
I don't know what to do. Patrick's your best friend,
you can't let him down. I know
but the ride is really scary. You wanna see scary,
I'll show you scary. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! You like that? You like that? <i> Ice cream may not be
for everyone.</i> Have Fun. <i> Our goal is to put smiles
on our customers faces</i> <i> and create the best experience
possible for everyone.</i> <i> Bring your friends,
bring your family,</i> <i> bring your friend's family
and bring the...</i> Hoopla! -<i> And bring the...</i>
- Hoopla! -<i> Bring the...</i>
- Hoopla! Hoopla! <i> Oh, this guy again.
[grunting]</i> <i> And bring the hoopla.</i> Whoo! There is nothing
better than spending 18 hours at Glove World. <i> Have fun and more importantly,</i> <i> leave your problems
at the entrance.</i> Has the world gone mad?! <i> Because we don't want them.</i> Here, son, take this.
You don't want to catch cold. [grunting] Ah, feels good. <i> For any further inquiries
about Glove World,</i> <i>please contact the Bikini Bottom
Travel Agency.</i> Glove, glove, glove, glove,
glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove,
glove, glove. Glove.
