Door Tier List Response

so i've been working on a bigger reel video and that's gonna come out at some point soon but you know sometimes you see something you just you gotta speak out you gotta say something andy just dropped a door to your list and this is not in my wheelhouse i wouldn't have bothered to make a response video where not for the fact that andy is consistently wrong how how do you be wrong about doors i didn't used to think this was a divisive topic but apparently i was wrong link to the original is in the card up here also the description should maybe watch that first because i'm gonna be cutting it up and tearing it apart right here doors they're great get on with it already i want to subscribe to you you know what they say work first play later and this froggy lamp ain't gonna pay for itself so i am uncharacteristically wise words usually receiving large sums of money from a mattress company is grounds for an irs investigation today i am sponsored by helix sleep a mattress company all about matching you with the right mattress for your own unique and quirky sleep style now i don't need a mattress because i already sleep okay on my current bed the ground so instead i forced my dad to take their wacky ass quiz and because he sleeps like a creature they match him up with the twilight lux he's only been using it for like a week so far but i'm i'm sure he likes it it's like sleeping will ship this goddamn thing straight to your door for free in the u.s it's rolled up all nice setup can totally be a one-person job also if you're like me and large financial purchases for things you have yet to try scare you very much they got a 100 night trial you don't like it they nab it right back and beam you a full refund if you do like it that's great look we're all very happy for you but please stop calling i don't care about hot wheels acceleracers my dad likes his helix and i'm happy for him if you have a mattress over at helixsleep.com noodle not only will you get up to hondo off your purchase but i will be happy for you as well thank you helix for paying my bills and for the mattress for my dad truth be told i don't really remember what i disliked about the video more just the primal anger it conjured let's uh let's dig it back up shall we spinny door go spinny when is a revolving door not fun it is the highlight of any building yeah so this is basically the first and last time that andy is entirely correct who doesn't like spinning doors they're like regular doors but not only do they rotate forever there's also like four times as much door to enjoy also when you go in the door let's say you hang out in there for a bit soak up the wonders of this feat of ingenuity come out the door wait which side are you on i don't know endless possibilities at least two literally bliss fantastic door hey a is not good enough don't do my boy dirty like that this is a nest to your door get your shit straight your common door we all know it we've all used it easy breezy beautiful cover girl it's part of our everyday it's the true neutral of doors no hidden agendas it does what it does for that it has my respect b what hold on andy you just listed a whole bunch of things that apply to virtually all doors and then gave it a b it does not deserve that yes it is the true neutral of doors but by virtue of its normality it is also the least interesting or valuable standard plebeian doors are lazy and uninspired and we'd be better off just replacing them all with revolving doors d for do better okay so sliding doors it's like the ice level of doors slippy sliding and frustrating anytime i use a sliding door i'm frustrated you open it too fast and it bounces off the wall and it doesn't remain all the way open and it's like those mildly infuriating pictures it's a door it's a fucking door andy how are you getting blue screened by a door if it's not flush with the wall then it's like those mildly infuriating pictures like oh isn't this frustrating don't you hate it that it looks like this yes i do hate it god you know you're right actually i mean after all door operation is a very complex involved process oh man first you gotta grab out of the door then you gotta hold on to the door while pulling to the left to open the door and honestly god knows what else why are you inept sliding doors are great they're more fun than normal doors they take up less space than normal doors third reason also if you need a barricaded door for whatever reason like a clown is coming after you and you need to block the door can't really do that with a sliding door this is not a practical is it a common thing for you to barricade doors to avoid clown intrusion andy because for me that's like a bi-monthly thing at most this is a non-issue it's a d no it's a b this is not every debate if you have a barn door in your house what it's a worse sliding door not even flush with the wall it just floats there okay you know what that is that that's actually true i've lived with a couple barn doors in my day and they were built different and by different i mean bad they get fucked up if you open them too fast sometimes they would just derail it was awful suck got a girl or guy who prefer not to say that you're hitting it off with and you want to take to bed and spit all night together talking about why the hot wheels movies deserve a revival hope you don't mind having absolutely no privacy whatsoever because half the time barn doors don't even got a fucking lock on him also you can just peek the cracks anyway what is the point useless invention bad door d andy did you misplace your cranium while constructing this list because you just said that barn doors are worse than sliding doors but then you put them right next to each other implying that they are equal which you clearly do not fit here let me show you so the one that you think is worse goes under the other one that way you see now there's this implication that the better one is better attic doors are terrifying it's a staple of any horror movie what kind of horrible creatures are you harboring just above your very head hey i would not want this in my house it is only scary f what them being scary is like the whole point you sound like a boring creature who doesn't enjoy any degree of excitement in their life would i prefer every door on my house revolve yes but feeling that absolutely i want a spooky door in my house who the fuck wants a d-tier pedestrian door when they could instead have a door stair hybrid that is sick as hell even if you're stupid and disagree having what is still worth it it's not gonna hurt or maybe it will that's fine i just wanna feel something b for good door screen doors what can i say a lot not a lot andy i'm getting real tired of you right now screen doors are great they're like condoms for real doors oh no i don't want my shitty detailer door getting damaged just put a screen door on that boy it's okay now your dumb ass boring door is safe and your door has a better door on it now objective improvement the only downside is that it impedes traversal by adding another step to the door entry process but the pros far outweigh the cons doors are better when they have screen doors on them i am correct always b hidden doors fantastic and he says that all hidden doors are sick i want one maybe i already have one i'll never tell hey doggie door dog and of course last but not least who could forget [Music] god you suck we're not friends anymore regular doors are now obsolete i don't understand how this works but it's the future and i'm reinvesting 90 of my existing portfolio the other 30 is going into hot wheels all right that's all the doors we got thank you for watching you know what i don't fucking care anymore unsubscribe

Channel: Noodle

Views: 673,829

Rating: 4.9402895 out of 5

Keywords: doortierlist, tierlist, tier, list, andy, ice cream sandwich comics, ice cream sandwich

Id: P54IeKpaMUM

Length: 8min 29sec (509 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 31 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Echo1201]

Unexpected and very funny. Are there any Noodle fans who knows what's going on?

[u/memsterboi123]

So you don’t have to read. This is not true he’s not being harassed just made a sarcastic joke like many of us here