Doors. They open, they close… and open… and close… huehuehuehuehueheuhuehue I’m gonna rank all the doors in Minecraft!
Because Minecraft is really special to me, and so are doors. Huehuehuehueheuhuehue- Oak! Classic. Solid. The default
character. This is the Super Mario Mario of doors right here. It’s
been kicking around since Infdev, and for a reason. It works. When I see
this, I think door. But. It is not… special. When I look at a door, I wanna know
something about it. Where it’s from or what it’s dreams are. This door… It works a 9 to 5. And
Jerry keeps stealing his lunch but y’know what Oak Door isn’t gonna DO anything about it because
OAK DOOR IS A PUSHOVER!! *slight heavy breathing* B Tier. Birch. This. Door. Is. Everything. Oak. Wants. To.
BEEEEEEEE! It’s classy. It’s smooth. Subtle. It’s dry, with a real earthy flavor. *sluuuuurp*
oh yeah that’s the good stuff. THAT, that is door. It goes with so many builds too!
It’s not intrusive, it doesn’t have any weird window things, it’s a solid, well
built, eye-catching and eye-pleasing door. A Tier. Ok so Spruce. I respect this door… but I fear.
This door. What in the medevial torture dungeon does this lead to. A tickle dungeon? A dracula
castle? A Subway that’s out of Italian herbs and cheese? hwuuuh. All of these things are possible.
There’s a rustic mystery to spruce door that allures and yet… repulses. It’s strong and sturdy,
and even somewhat challenging. Very nice design. A tier. Ok Jungle. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? I just- I
dont know. It’s fiiiiiiine? It’s not doing anything wrong but it’s really not winning
any favors either. The circle is kind of a weird choice considering this is… Minecraft
but I respect the hustle. I respect it. Just… I don’t know man. We never really got close,
we just kinda happened to be in the same place. I spawned in the jungle and you were just…
there. I’m sorry, but I’m just not… into you. C tier. Oh! Oh my.. C-Crimson door,
WOAH NELLY-
The Crimson door. Oh LLAMMAS
IN PAJAMAS IS THIS A GOOD DOOR. NEVER before have I seen such deep, saturated
color and such a clean, beautiful design. The lines. The depth. The controlled palette. I
want to be friends with this door and know how it feels and have my music tastes expanded as
they introduce me to really good bands. … don't worry about them. This door listens to
Mother Mother. Do I even need to say it? S tier! Ok. So. How do we follow up that bombshell. Well
let me tell you- dark oak. It is… mm hmm. Oh yeah. Four on the floor, bar on the door,
I have never seen such beauty before. Shakespeare. Need I say more- It’s traditionalist,
but with a modern approach. The smooth, crisp lines are absolutely exquisite. It looks like
a chocolate bar. I am going to eat it. *homm*. B Tier. *siiiiiiigh* Iron Door. I don’t understand the
neeeed. Why are you heeeeere. Iron is such a precious resource, and this is what I get?? I
see you, ripping off Oak over here. I toiled, I mined, I ruined a village’s local security
for you, and YOU TRACE MR. DEFAULT DAN OVER HERE??? Look, Iron Door, I’m not mad…
I’m just disappointed. Why can’t you be more like your brother, Tiny 2x2 Hidden Piston Door
Flush and Seamless Mumbo Jumbo? He’s S tier. You’re D tier now go to your room. Can I just say. That Minecraft blocks are not
characters. But if they were Warped Door and Crimson Door would be together. Do you know
what I mean? You know what I mean. Warped Door buys mushroom lamps off the internet
and has two cats, meanwhile Crimson door watches a ton of cartoons and has an extensive
vinyl collection. You know what I mean. Also, the design is definitely the most intricate of
all the doors, and it’s just so pretty. The vines, the color, the color wow the color, I
just… it’s just really good. A tier. Honestly, I’ve been really
impressed with these doors! ..Yep! This is how I spend my time.
It’s awesome tha- *bass tremble*. To call this a door is to insult the millions of
years of the universe colliding with itself to shape our reality to arrive at this moment. I have
never seen a greater insult to doors. “Oh man wow, I sure am glad that I’m in here and
safe because I have a door in between me and the outside world OH WHAT’S
THIS??? A GAP IN MY DEFENSES?? OH NO OH HOW COULD I HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
OH OOF OUCHIE AH I’M DEAD YOU’RE DEAD you’re dead. You see what I’m saying? It’s just…
I don’t even feel like it belongs on the list but there it is in the code… taunting me…
jerk. You go into the F tier. I slam you. Thank you for watching video. If
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