100k QnA (and my response to the allegations)

i don't often get serious on this channel but after recent allegations made by some of the smoother brained among you i guess there are some things i should address chief among the accusations made by these sad internet men are that my thumbs appear to be quote wrong and disfigured a bold choice of words considering they themselves will be left wrong and disfigured when i'm done with them rare as it may be if you don't have this condition it's completely normal all it means is that my genes are better than yours you see i happen to have been gifted at birth with an extraordinarily rare genetic condition known as hitchhiker's thumb a trait by which i'm granted an extra six points dexterity this is very cool and useful for things like drawing shaking hands and enacting vengeance on dumb people who question me if you and your normal thumbs are so special why don't you prove it huh you won't you can't did god bless your body with artist hands and gamer thumbs no he didn't anyway thanks for 100k holy shit i didn't have anything planned so instead i'm just gonna do the obligatory q a also brayden is here you know brayden right it's april yeah you know braden why noodle do you wanted to let story about um about the oh the time the cops got called on us yeah okay we were at a 7-eleven in your car um you had just gone in and grabbed something came back out we were talking for a little bit while blaring pink guy i think was white is right that might have been it that cam it was something bad it was something really bad in the passenger seat cops walk up uh knocks on the window so i roll it down we immediately turned down yeah yeah yeah i scrambled to the front like fuck fuck yeah rolls on the window points past me at julian and says step out of the car please and like i remember seeing your face go like oh okay like uh so you get out they walk over by like a tree or something the guy just goes we got a call that you may have been intoxicated so that means someone around this 7-eleven saw your movements the way you walked in and out of the store as akin to that of an inebriated individual and they felt that they had to call the police brayden and here i am in front of the cop i think we're both going to jail now because he starts laughing at the at the accusation of intoxication while driving and he thinks that's hilarious i wasn't worried about it because it's like if he was gonna make you do a test well actually i was slightly worried so i was like i don't know if julian can walk in a straight line really so you really i wasn't sure if you're on god on god i wasn't sure if you were going to be able to walk in a straight line or like do the abc's backwards disabled i wasn't sure and then it was like yeah i can tell you're not and then he leans over to his shoulder radio and calls off backup they got fucking ground units on location they were coming scrambling to our grid coordinates our teacher at the time that we did the project described julian's mannerisms of movement very much that of a wet noodle so yeah noodle that's where it came from and all your pasta related jokes are funny yes keep them coming thank you what's your favorite minecraft biome uh jungle for a number of reasons actually like first off i really like the color scheme like the the more warm and bright brown is a really nice contrast to the brighter more saturated green that they have there's a lot of interesting mobs and stuff the shape and the height of the trees allows you to build really high and create some really interesting what is your penis size small how difficult is it to come out with topics good enough to make the 10 minute mark not hard you just have to find something you're passionate about really that's not that's not something you usually concern yourself though with is it i don't even aim for 10 minutes yeah i just write until i'm good and usually it's over 10 minutes so if anything it's how difficult is it to come up with topics or video ideas that's hard you got really dig for things that you think you can talk about for long enough which means sitting down and watching a movie and not being sure if your pain will pay off yeah do you like this fish oh what is your greatest fear as a content creator uh as an influencer listen don't don't it's just that's a bad word don't speak that trash in my house fuck that's a good one a probably a like a video bombing i guess like if i put something out and it was just like a universally negative reaction and not even just like this makes me angry more just like this is really bad and you could have done better i feel like you have too many walls you go through before something goes up though so like if something really wasn't that's that believe you me that is fully intentional yeah there's a couple i have like 15 layers of quality control keeping me in check yeah so i've dumped entire videos and and sections of videos that have gone up because they weren't good enough and i still think most of them suck ass why haven't you returned my limited edition pikachu in 64 yet from the sleepover i said that you could use it for a few days look look you seem to know your way around digital drawing is there an affordable art software i can use i don't think paint will be enough for me love all your videos by the way your style is super entertaining thanks thanks josiah there are some really good free programs out there like um fire alpaca or um what krita i think krita's free but there are quite a few out there and they're all pretty good are you my friend no all right you're mine though no oh how does it feel when your dumb short videos get more popular than your actual good subject videos eh i mean it gets more attention into the main so the ones i care about i mean i'm not about to cry and shit and come about uh about a about an anthem video getting yeah 1.6 million or something getting getting like a 42 on trending or some shit yeah um if you could bring any video game character to real life who would it be uh mario minecraft steve make fun of me please well marley stupid you are big big dummy all right let's look at your youtube channel oh no i i guess we're going pain money will be on this now yep oh look wow wow wow wow okay are you sure you want us to make fun of you okay can i get this thing from the chest again okay oh i think i'm lagging oh my god that's it favorite era of animation 60s 70s 80s honestly probably now like modern animation like new grounds in 2010 uh no like more like ghibli and uh disney and like youtube sometimes toy story 4. is beautiful yeah dude it looks amazing i've only seen like bits i haven't actually seen the movie that was that that movie is fucking phenomenal it looks like a toy they always look like you know what sells it is not just like the texture and the lighting it's the fact that they move with the weight of a toy yeah that's i mean it's it's it's incredible i remember there was the scene where they're walking like behind the cabinet in like that store yeah and like my brain almost melted because i was like that's a real cabinet that's a wall that's a cat fucking real insane this is not a digital rendering of it this is real it's stupid pixar needs to calm down with their big animation dicks what does the ideal sandwich do probably tuna is going into a professional animating career for a tv cartoon or movie something that you may find appealing taking into consideration the sometimes stressful workload of tv and executive changes without regard for the creator's artistic vision but also knowing that several several billions of people are going to see it i wouldn't say billions i don't know about billions yeah there's only so many billions of people on earth yeah there's only several billions so um i don't want to do that because i'm already animating for someone part time and it's difficult and i don't think i could do 40 hour work weeks never mind overtime so uh no because that's not your main i don't like animating yeah i do it because i want i i need to because it makes the video better if i could outsource it to someone and i could just like do the boards that would be amazing that's why you should donate to patreon yeah so julian can enjoy this more so that i can just outsource all the hard work to someone else so you can put the least amount of effort into a video what's your favorite pasta dude epic bacon aside like if i had to think about spaghetti and meatballs [Music] uh do you guys know any single gamer girls asking for a friend well i mean if we did [Music] do they have to be girls who are you why are you so attractive well you see why are you so famous and cool and humble and everyone likes you and yeah um i mean i i don't want to be the guy but it's got to be said god doesn't pick everyone if you don't like that unsubscribe like me or hate me i'm just spitting facts will you ever stream again anytime soon working on it expect things sooner rather than later why do you always smell so bad can you see me says invisible kangaroo no because you're invisible

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Length: 9min 35sec (575 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 07 2019