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five random games from itch dot io guys you know my editor russell russell say hi hi i listen we got five games that russell has found on this website i'm gonna test these out first up what do we got here shark simulator oh gosh guys russell do me a favor tell all the people to hit the like button right now tell them hit the like button right now you got to listen to them just hit the like button so i show them up and hit the subscribe button if you're new to the channel that's how we feed families i don't know what that means all right we got five games let's go through these really fast he said the last game what is it item loading russell said the last game that we're playing is extremely scary oh i'm a shark i thought i was gonna be running away from a shark oh i don't like deep water press shift and right mouse button what the heck oh crap press a to jump wait space to jump i'm so confused why am i doing a barrel roll what's my goal here open my jaw is e hey guys hey guys oh top right this is like grand theft auto i have to take out 50 people oh this is terrible why am i swimming like this i just flop on land what do i do do i just run over them do i numb them oh i got two people killed look at the top right i have a star oh no like i said dude russell said the last game of the five that we're playing today is very scary uh hold on let's fight cops are oh i have a hell far in the top left or top right oh i can jump i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go no i'm [ __ ] oh my health [Music] oh gosh i have ten people killed i'm here okay you can see i'm right here do i go to the gun shop when we go to the gun shop can i buy a gun as a shark hi i'm going to eat you my mouth is open this game is i'm holding her don't shoot i have a pedestrian ow oh i'm getting money for taking them i have taken out 12 people i need to get to 50. oh here's the gun shop oh no this is a gun shop i didn't buy a sword i need to get two thousand i need to get two thousand i'm gonna buy this i can buy a shotgun should i try to get to ten thousand for a shotgun yeah that's gonna be my goal i wanna take out 50 people and i want to get the ten thousand dollar shotgun sir sir you're jaywalking sir i am the police the shark hey oh that's what you get for jaywalking hey ma'am sir you're jay wagon we have forced 50 people are dead quest complete 250 dollars buy the big sword i kind of want to save for the shotgun but it's telling me to buy the big sword that's the nest let's go do that let's go buy the big sword hi cop gotta go here we go all right so let's buy let's buy the big sword there we go what does this do i have a sword on my back what's the shotgun gonna do oh i can swing the sword whenever i right click watch or left click hey cops hero oh i'm a fly sharknado um all right well i think i broke the game all right i apparently have to bite cars now i am literally holding two people and two cars in my mouth ah i don't oh let's go buy these cars last car to bite what i get hundred dollars that's terrible mission delivery the heck they have missions in this russell where do you find these sharknado time oh god oh god don't ever put a sword on the table oh i got 10 000. all right let's go let's go let's go to the gun store where is it all right time for the shotgun oh god um i have a shotgun on my stomach what does it do i can just point and click oh my gosh i'm blowing up cars i'm getting a hundred dollars every time i blow up a car oh my gosh this is absurd i'm a shark with a freaking laser attached to my head oh um this game is taking it too far this is taking things too far i don't even care oh dude that game is awesome i just got ran over guys if you want me to play this game again hit the like button let's go to the next game dress code human party starts in two minutes dress up okay there's a party in two minutes two minutes what start what is this a pile of hot dogs what is this is flesh this is skin i gotta make him a human oh this is brussel what is this i have two minutes at least make them look good i guess oh this is weird russell how do you find this crap let's give him a flesh hat what does that even mean i guess that looks good we got five seconds left what is what happens now perfecto ready for the party yeah dress code human do i can [Music] that was it i'm not restarting i'm all that foreign no uh russell why what is that what was that russell explain now explain yourself now russell all right what is this uh play don't spill your coffee okay we got key card sensor turn style don't spill your coffee right click or mouse right click okay right click let's right click dude i'm right clicking what's that dude oh i'm oh i have why am i spilling this ah look at the top left i have a coffee meter oh oh wait hold on what did i just what happened what do i do what knock ah i'm flopping on the floor okay hold on i'm spilling it all over the why do i keep falling like this somebody teach me how to do things am i doing it right my coffee's almost empty look at the top left the coffee's almost gone what happens if it's gone why am i freaking out ah crap okay hold on let me figure out the controls oh my mouse whenever i move my mouse back and forth i like look at me i'm leaning with it i'm leaning with it rocking with it so it looks like i need to get over to that sensor over in the far back left oh this is so difficult i constantly have to be moving my mouse i feel like i'm playing uh fortnite i'm cranking to the height what do i do looks like i got something in my back pocket i gotta like put my butt oh i'm leaning with it okay hold on go up here what do i do now do i turn around if i gotta put my butt up against it oh that worked i just go through the door okay keep my coffee hey level complete what the heck just half oh level two shadow play what do i do now do i just go put my butt up against that now okay put my butt up against it now what beep beep beep bend over oh no don't do it okay somersault you psycho hold on what's squat time let's do level three squat time okay what do i do over here hold on i'm level three move your butt uh shift and w a s and d oh i gotta put my butt on the ground oh no okay if i hold shift and then hit back no no nope hold w nope i'm going forward okay let's hold back yeah we're gonna try to do the limbo level seven yeah here we go yeah the whole squat thing wasn't working for me what about this so i have to do shift w yeah okay don't spill my coffee look at the top lip don't spill my coffee do the limbo do the limbo no stop stealing my coffee do the limbo do the limbo do the limbo oh don't spill my coffee no no no get up get up no sit up okay we're good we're good no get up get up you need to get up stop this is not a breakdancing competition your coffee is your life ah crap this is it this is it i can feel it i can feel it i can feel it i can feel it stand up stand up stand up yes i'll lean back a little bit this game is so stupid um all right now i'm gonna turn around and put my butt on it there we go yes i did it we did the limbo mom i did something with my life oh did i beat it yup all right well i'm done with this game yep i'm done with that one what's the next one handle with care by nick and lapazza okay what an incredible opportunity for you to be a new trainee in our museum the first time in history we have gathered the two biggest collection of ancient relics in one room your work is to put the last three relics in their assigned place go now all right well i gotta move the relics oh no dude these controls are wonky okay so i gotta pick up this okay pick it up what do i do now [Music] no i'm not even pressing anything and he's wobbling everywhere i gotta take this over to that arrow without breaking anything look at him look at him he's staggering everywhere i'm not pressing anything stop it i'm not pressing anything stop it stop it i just lost 250 oh no oh no no no no no no no no no come down come down calm down calm down calm down no i just lost 500 no stop stop stop no no no a thousand dollars no no no no okay go over here to the painting go over here no i lost 50 times billion put that there you are the worst employee ever oh i got a thousand dollars oh look at the destruction we are negative 250 dollars don't fall don't fall don't fall no stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it oh you are a clumsy idiot all right let's do this one oh gosh all right okay calm down calm down calm down sir sir sir sir you need to chill you need to chill it's not that heavy it's literally it's made out of styrofoam we're fine everything's fine steady why do your legs look like that why what happened to you who hurt you as a child calm down calm down now we're getting to the hard part oh no oh no oh no calm everybody calm down no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop chill we're gonna call you johnny johnny jimothy jonathan and not a single thing was broken we are positive 500 boys if you if you think i can get this last relic and be in positive numbers being positive money hit that like button i don't know why i asked for likes so much i am a weirdo come on john jomothy come grab this last thingy what is this it's a broken pillar okay just go this way go that way right over there oh no no no no no steady daddy i said hug the wall hug the wall hug the wall go go go you psychopath you are down 300 if you don't make this without breaking anything else i think we lose money and then i don't get likes yes 500. oh god all right boys you gotta hit the like button alright final game no snake hotel by two star games so they're going to be snakes in this hotel or not snake hotel the only hotel with a 99.99 no snake guarantee i don't believe you no snake hotel we pride ourselves in our incomprehensible flag [Music] no it doesn't for questions and enjoy your stay at the no snake hotel that's not a thing at hotels what what's your obsession with snakes find room 100 okay there's 124. okay back in sprint ooh okay 121. so russell said this game is extremely scary i didn't think it was possible what i am sure happy is the no snake hotel really lives up to its name ever since i was a little girl and got it abducted by an army of rabid snakes this is weird why are why are they obsessed with snakes there's going to be a snake that pops out and eats me isn't there once i get to room 100. oh there's room 10. everywhere except here snakes oh what does this say one time at some other hotel i walked into my room and when i turned around to shut the door there was a snake as long as my arm dangling from the coat hook that's not true that doesn't happen oh yeah that's not terrifying room 109 108 107. yeah this isn't terrifying at all russell where do you find these things remember guys there are no snakes in this hotel but there are tomato stains who's eating ketchup i don't want to open this door is this room 100 it is it is it is here we go ah why are there tomatoes names why are you lied to me there's a snake there's a snake you're a liar you said there were no snakes yeah that [Music] russell you are a psychopath russell you know you're a psychopath is there a way to escape that all right can i escape this now there's the snake the snake the big snake's gonna come from this way let's just go he's gonna come from this way and i gotta run go go go go to the border out of order there's gotta be a way to beat that there's gotta be okay there's gotta be a door that opens go go look [Music] there's no way to beat that is there it's just it's just death it's for sure death i hate that guys hit the like button hit the subscribe button russell you're a monster whoever made this game you're a monster

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Published: Wed May 04 2022