Don't Piss Off the Trees - This is One of the Most HATED Movies (Planting 20 Million Trees)

today I both get to talk about one of the most mocked and ridiculed movies of all time and share a pretty cool charity opportunity with you guys so before we get into the roasting of the movie I'm here to share something called team trees with you guys which was started by mr. beast and has now been joined by hundreds if not thousands of creators around the YouTube space the whole idea started when he hit 20 million subscribers and people said hey you should plant 20 million trees for the 20 million subscribers that you have on your channel and after a full day of planting and realizing that that would have taken forever and might not have been the best strategy so they ended up partnering with the Arbor Day Foundation which is the largest nonprofit foundation for planting trees in order to make this deal happen so they managed to work out a system where for $1 they will plant one tree that means if you even only have $1 donate that is still one tree being planted out in the world so essentially what he's asking for is 20 million dollars they're trying to raise 20 million dollars and you know what that crazy boy just might be able to do it now obviously if you guys don't have any money and you can plant trees somehow that's a great thing to do but the great thing about the Arbor Day Foundation is that they not only just plant trees but they also plant trees in the areas that need them the most they're involved in rainforest conservation replanting forests that have been clear-cut and working with towns government agencies nature parks to strategically place trees where they will make the most impact and that's just a great thing to get on board with and it would be a really cool way to and out this decade is to be able to say hey look there's a bunch of crap on YouTube but look at the positivity that can happen when you bring people together so if you guys are interested in taking part in this and able to donate anything at all I'll have the information linked down below I'll have links to the Arbor Day Foundation so you can look into them yourself and see if it's something that you feel comfortable donating to and like I said even one dollar makes a difference one dollar will literally plant trees I'll be making a donation myself I'll be sharing it on my stream and if for some reason you guys can't donate that's totally ok maybe just feel free to share this video or consider sharing the video share the initiative share anybody else's videos you're probably gonna be seeing a lot of different youtubers talking about this over the course of the next two months cuz it's a massive undertaking but there are so many big people involved in the so I really think I really think it's possible our team trees knows that planting 20 million trees is not going to solve all the problems in the world it's not going to solve global warming by it at least makes an impact and makes a difference it's such an easy thing to do that can make such a major difference and you know what contributing to planting 20 million trees can help prevent pissing off the trees so that they don't make you kill yourself and that's how we segue into this movie review so the happening is the acclaimed not critically but acclaimed movie by M night Shyamalan Shyamalan that you know by that point people were already kind of done with his shtick you know by that point he was done with the glory days of The Sixth Sense sighs was really the last thing that people really took to I didn't hate the village but everybody else seemed to and then before the happening was like woman in the lady in the water that yeah so things were already looking grim for our men M night and what could have been a really interesting movie just fell completely short it's not bad enough to be funny it's not tense enough to be scary and it's not thrilling enough to be a thriller I've read time and time again that he actively tried to make it a b-movie but there's just nothing about it that comes across as a b-movie other than it being bad so if you guys have not been blessed by the happening we're going over the plot we're doing it there are so many memes around this movie some of my favorite memes in fact so the whole thing starts in a windy day in Central Park you know not the best weather not the worst weather but then the screaming starts and everyone suddenly starts walking backwards or stands completely still a mobile now the walking backwards thing I don't quite get because they don't always do it it's weird to me there's really no consistency there some people just continue walking forward keep some people do completely different things it doesn't really make sense to me but whatever that's what happens people just start walking backwards like it's that goddamn Coldplay video so while this is happening we're getting a narration from a girl who's very confused and her friend next year ultimately ends up stabbing herself in the neck with a knitting needle that is conveniently located in her hair which is just a great start to this delightful first-time r-rated outing for Shyamalan then it immediately cuts to a construction site where people start dropping off the building which again is honestly terrifying most of the things that happen in this movie would be terrifying if it wasn't just wrapped around all of this horrendous dialogue horrible direction and just overall crap little guy says you have a girlfriend named Wendy - well I saw your thing and I said w-why the big guy says no man mine says welcome to Jamaica have a nice day excuse me what and then we get to Marky Mark who is a science teacher and he's mostly just really excited that he didn't have to play a cop or a crook for once in his life and this is what they did to him look I don't know if you guys have heard about this article in The New York Times about honey bees vanishing oh god no please not the bees and then we get the first of our ongoing themes is having a healthy respect for the laws of nature and just nature in general because again this is not your twisty twisty Shyamalan movie the twist is there the entire time it's not even a twist it's hidden in plain sight it's quite obvious so the teachers end up getting told what's happening in New York and he finds it very odd that it started in Central Park because at this point they're calling it a terrorist attack soon they start evacuating school and everybody goes home and oh my god it's actually an origin story for attack on Titan I digress so before they leave it just hovers over this attributed quote this quote that's attributed to Albert Einstein that says if the bead disappears off the face of the earth man would only have four years left to live a lot of beat sock in this movie for a movie that spoiler alert has nothing to actually do with bees so before he leaves his friend one of the math teachers is like yo we're going over to this different location you can bring Alma Alma's his wife and the marky-mark says you know man if she's acting weird just don't don't focus on it don't bring it up you know it's just a thing and he's like oh my god no I saw her crying at your wedding man it's all coming to fruition she's gonna leave you but anyways he gets home and this is actually the only movie that Zoe Zooey Deschanel can't quark her way into our hearts in she's just bad like everyone else she's trying to ignore these phone calls from this guy named Joey in a very quirky way which again ain't working this time sister because amidst all the horror of people just killing themselves in brutal ways little Alma here is a cheater kind of I guess it was apparently just tiramisu we'll get there for unknown reason it really hovers over this part of an article where it says like kill adelphia murder rates soaring I don't know if that's just a pry to point out that humanity's being bad to each other either way it they've really focused on that so you know packing up and leaving getting to the train station the friend obviously ends up being weird by saying good really glad you chose to come so now she's mad and goes to sit on a different area of the Train when she finally picks up the phone for Joey and we get this amazing just set of dialogue you've gotta stop calling me I feel like the fatal attraction guy here with eight tiramisu together that is it I told you it was just Captain Crunch who approved this dialogue at every step of the way in this movie the dialogue is so bad and it doesn't come across as a way it is that what in a b-movie which was allegedly his intention it just comes across as bad and awkward and then the Train abruptly stops in a nice little town called filbert and I'm a filter it was really happy for their only opportunity to be featured in a film to such great caliber it was a real point of pride if they have a sign up saying the happening who was filmed here I don't care how much this thing gets ripped apart I'd have a sign so obviously people start panicking no one really knows what's happening they assume it's terrorists the reason why they had to stop was because the train conductors lost contact with everybody literally everybody at all stations they couldn't get a handle on anyone so they had to stop everybody crowds into this diner and then you end up seeing this video that's getting passed around of a zoo handler just walking into a lion cage and feeding himself to a lion as he very comically starts having his arms ripped off like if you just stand there and a lion bites your arm it's just gonna be able to like drip it while you're standing up it's honestly a level of green-screen that puts neoprene to shame so this point everybody panics realizes we need to leave we need to leave we need to get further away from these cities because it's pushing into the cities we just need to go in the opposite direction where it's apparently not happening it's at this point that sadly the friend the math teacher the one with the daughter the one who's had the kid there the entire time decides he has to go try to find his wife who got separated from them because she was shopping couldn't make it to them so he can't get ahold of her at all so he decides he's got to go try to find her so he leaves leaves his child with marky-mark and quirky Deschanel he was only when they could see that the Alma was the fat [ __ ] okay again maybe not cheating Holmes just tiramisu guys it was just tiramisu so everybody has a driving way and leaving but luckily this one nice couple end up saying yeah well it will take you guys with us we just need to start stop back at our plant nursery and grab some supplies and then we'll go and they actually immediately have the theory that it's probably the plants being angry and and releasing toxins into the air marky-mark being a science teacher realizes that's possible but they think they're crazy which I don't blame them because there's just this extreme focus on the hot dogs packing hot dogs for the road you know hot dogs get a bad rap got a cool shape they got protein you like hot dogs right like man it's an emergency situation I don't think anybody is that concerned about what food options you bring as long as they have food options so again after the aside about the plants they I get do you like hot dogs don't you forget about the hot dogs so then it cuts back to our good friend the math teacher and they end up driving through a bunch of bodies hanging and again this is like horrific imagery this movie could have been really good there's so many good blueprints to this movie he just ruined it then obviously he dies because he broke the cardinal rule of not leaving the group you don't leave the group and then again Alma's supposed to be the one taking charge of taking care of Jessica the kid but then like this happens don't cause a panic okay it's not cute anymore Zoe there's children here and now this is my time I just want to take an aside why did no one look for gas masks why is there no one in this movie with any kind of like self ventilation system why is there not even one mask at all you've established that it's an airborne toxin why wasn't the first thing people did go to like home hardware Home Depot whatever you have in the United States and start buying out gas masks and any kind of like mouth protection even in the worst post-apocalyptic movies people get some of these basic supplies to protect themselves from whatever might be out there and you guys know that this is an airborne toxin and not one person has a mask or a gas mask or anything why and then people start dying again and marky-mark is thinking wow maybe it's the number of people in these groups we're pissing off the plants we're pissing off the grass we're pissing off everything there was this guy Joey went out and we had dessert I went out and I had this dessert with him when I told you I work late I'm feeling really guilty in case we're gonna die just wanted you to know that again this isn't cute you're literally holding a child's hand so they kind of realized that okay if there's a toxin going out there and there's wind blustering the wind is obviously pushing this towards people and we get this amazing moment everybody's kind of like hounding Marky Mark's like you're the science teacher man get the answers we need to go stop people from killing themselves so that's like the first dumb thing like you realize that there's something in the air making people kill themselves and you want to walk towards them to try to stop themselves from doing it when that toxin is probably still in the air oh you dum-dum but it's okay because we get like one of my absolute favorite lines in the movie this different douchebag easily could have fit into Breaking Bad so they realize they have to stay ahead of the wind even though the wind keeps kind of going over them but because their group is small enough it's good wind it's safe when it's okay but this groups not so lucky haha not fast enough loser so they end up in a model home subdivision and we get this just amazing moment of Marky Mark talking to a plant it's going to talk in a very positive manner we're just here to use the bathroom I'm just gonna leave that's okay Bowser your plants overlords but it's a plastic plant you know it's little things like that that just really make it really make the movie so good in ways but it's it's just so goddamn awful it's kind of similar with the bees disappearing them no no it feels like a pattern please so then I believing the model home because they realize that it's so close to the road that people are just gonna start flooding that way and they've established it that more people are around the more it triggers the plants but as marky-mark is leaving he realizes that a huge group of people are coming instead of running away realizing oh man they're gonna set off the toxins he just likes to stand and watch the death fest you know it's just totally logical it's all good everything works out so as they're running away you get this nice just great shot of the advertisements for the model homes and above it it says you deserve this just nice reminder to the audience that all of this kind of stuff is happening because we are we don't care about the environment we do horrible things to the environment and if you piss off the trees the trees will make you kill yourself so I think I'm coming across another house and they're like you know this kid has not eaten all day she's hungry she's an eight-year-old we need to try to find her some food so they tried to get into the house and even though they've now established that it's because they've pissed off the trees and the plants that this is happening but they just let her swing on this swing and it's a very tense moment of swinging while they're trying to kind of get in this house thing they realize people are inside and they're very scared of the toxins obviously so Marky Mark's method of trying to convince them that they're sane and healthy people is by singing because I always find that when you're trying to prove to other people that you're not going crazy singing is 100% the way to do it the rednecks in the home are like you're not bringing those toxins in and then the response to not bringing the toxins in is to open the door and their windows have cracks in them and then shoot outside them and like let obvious oxygen get in so yeah the American education system is just terrifying to me so they run from the house and it starts cutting over to like different news articles and news stories that we're seeing where they're saying that there's a chance that oh there the gas mask good job old ladies it was actually a chemical release by the US government because they were testing something similar to counteract chemical warfare but we know the truth guys it's the plants but then after this they finally get to my absolute favorite moment and favorite aspect of their journey though what no lady why I my lemon drink it's real way this very weird lady ends up inviting them in and cooking for them I hope the meal was sufficient it wasn't expecting guests no one says anything and it's just really awkward no commenting on the meal no saying oh no ma'am this was lovely thank you so much like I get it she's kind of weird she's clearly some hermit lady but she still invited you in her home she doesn't realize that any of this weird stuffs happening she doesn't have a radio or television or anything but still but it's before bed marky-mark and quirky are just kind of having their little conversation together and they're whispering and then they hear creaking and then of course this creepy old lady's chilling in the hallway and we get just the most iconic moments in cinema history plan on murdering me in my sleep what no and of course after making such a claim like that you'd think she'd kicked them out or something she just walks away just walks away and goes to sleep because why deal with conflict I don't know anyways Marky Mark wakes up in the morning everybody's gone he thinks he's you know he's just going to check on this old lady and then there's this creepy weird living doll thing that we never actually get an explanation for it's like was this your child that died at a young age and you put a weird mask on it cuz those eyes look pretty weird but this is clearly not a living person and then again she freaks out and it's like you're trying to steal from me and then insist that he leaves immediately but then instead of like chasing him out or walking him up to get his own things she just again walks away and then just goes in the garden so Marky Mark ends up walking after cuz she goes out into her garden he's like listen hear me out I'm a teacher just hear me out see I'm a teacher just if this is a book we didn't win the Pulitzer so look what you did [ __ ] you got the old lady killed so at this point Alma and Jessica are in this old separate attachment to the house and this is where it gets like real dumb so they're having these conversations they're getting really close together they know that if they go outside it's going to kill them and then you know marky-mark is like I don't care if we're gonna die we're gonna die together Mika's as of right now you guys are safe as of right now things are okay it hasn't swarmed you yet you can just try and wait it out a little bit longer but no this dumb mother walks his stupid ass out of this house with a great job Alma bringing the kid oh so it's just to find a creative way to offer herself like what's wrong these people you were fine they just happened to luck out that the whole thing ended at that exact moment so that they didn't get hit by it like they literally missed it by like three minutes either way the whole thing's over it cuts ahead and we get just more great dialogue just before gesso starts going back to school look I don't expect excellence for my child actors but I expect something but at the same time I realized that most of the problems originate from the script nobody in this movie was good not a damn person delivered any lines properly so I can't blame anyone except for Shyamalan and then we get one of my favorite tropes and one of these things when people are struggling babies remember kids if you're ever having a problem in life and your relationships aren't going well have a baby it fixes everything that was sarcasm I know there's some wild people out there that believe that so that was sarcasm and then it kind of cuts to the news where they're talking and like one guy's like no it was it was definitely the plants like the plants are sending a message we're not being good enough to them and you get one of those stupid-ass news reporters saying like I'd be inclined to believe you if it happened in at least one other place why did it only happen here Oh baby we love that foreshadowing yeah the whole movie ends up ending where it's happening again in France so we've you were just under the understanding that at periodic times at any given moment around the world for less than 24 hours or like exactly 24 hours the plants are just going to try to murder you and that's why we all need to band together and help plant 20 million and just keep planting trees and keep the trees happy and that's how we do this full circle so again if you guys are interested in donating any money into that cause it's all listed down below let me know you guys think of the happening have you seen the happening do you like it I still maintain that the happening has a really good rubric of ideas some great imagery it just has the worst execution of anything I can think of in recent memories this is definitely the definition of a movie that I'd be fine to see remade but just with better writing a better cast better director all that good stuff yeah that is gonna do it for today's video let me know what you guys are thinking in the comment section down below hope you're all having a fantastic day I will catch you all later you

Channel: Amanda the Jedi

Views: 238,284

Rating: 4.9724007 out of 5

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Id: G3FrI4CW4rA

Length: 20min 12sec (1212 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 25 2019