Donna Meagle Is A Mood | Parks and Recreation

hello hey Ron welcome first order of business I promised Leslie I'd hire her a new assistant so the department doesn't completely shut down while she runs for office you're running for office yeah City Council Leslie that is great thank you will you pledge right now not to raise taxes I think that's premature no pledge no vote oh I love any book about vampires werewolves monsters zombies sorcerers beasties or time-traveling romances and if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson he would forget all about skinnylegs mcgee i tell you that much there are no TVs anywhere this place is lamer than outside I'm chillin what is that Jim put him on the daybed in the caucus room what is it hey whatever happened to you and the bionic man Chris he broke up with me but he did it so nicely that I didn't even realize he did it I've done that to multiple men Donna oh my god I am so excited to see you here these things are horrible when you're by yourself what do you know where you are right now we're in the jungle there are no friends here it's every woman for herself you're joking right I look like I'm joking dating is a zero-sum game if you get a man I don't get that man so you're saying that I intimidated you no not exactly talk more about that tension workshop going to Don Attila t-mobile three words for you treat yo self treat yourself once a year Don and I spend a day treating ourselves when we treat ourselves to clothes treat yourself fragrances treat yourself massages tricky stuff mimosa treat yourself fine leather goods treat yourself it's the best day of the year the best day of year I'm Bobby Newport my family owns nine square miles of land in this town and isn't my family what this town is really about Bobby Newport that guy is everywhere well we have to find a way to beat him personalized leopard printed robe pink feather cuffs and on the back in rhinestones you can get it oh my god I don't know hey relaxation lesson number one acupuncture it's great for your back and your rear needles in your face pleasure in yo face okay we need to stop dealing in hypotheticals and we dated what happened to us really do you want to get real sure sounds like fun sometimes you're relentless cheeriness is confusing like that time we went to Eagleton and we got that hotel room with the jacuzzi and the jacuzzi broke but I did eat food off of your body right Christmas you always want to scribble the name make them read draw them in make them work for it right two shots of Jameson don't make too much eye contact you want to see them available but not too available Thanks I think I'm good for now I'm not gonna yeah I really want this dress and I like this crystal beetle but it's expensive and there's no use for it Donna mEagle treat yourself velvet slippies cashmere socks velvet pants cashmere turtle I'm a cashmere velvet candy cane treats himself absolutely nothing what are you Erin let's talk about personal relationships who wants to start Donna I have several men of rotation ones waiting for me out in the car don't worry I roll down the window I honestly don't care but I'm just gonna say it I like Joe he's a nice man who's good with kids and he seems to be smart and patient I know that's why he's my Tammy I'm a social butterfly when we're together all we do is have sex sit on the couch eat homemade pasta have sex again enough he's constantly being respectful wanting to spend time with me trying to connect with me it's a nightmare I become boring what some fool just slam me on Yelp I took Ron's advice I very maturely and straightforwardly left anonymous comments about Donna online stop by to adopt a dog but the employee Donna mEagle was nowhere to be found thanks for nothing Donna mEagle boo with five O's oh my god that sucks just have to work harder I guess huh this freak thinks that can hide behind some anonymous username I'm about to hunt you down oh okay Donna what the hell you know I can't be around smoke or fatty tuna but at first this was funny but it's gotten out of hand this was our chance to vent about work and you've taken it over yeah sushi and cigar club now Wow okay I see how it is I feel bad I don't this is a Cuban this is yellowtail I feel amazing Donna what's good baby what's going down and down a town what's the happ's um Eagle wood I'm listening to Jaleel or No Deal it's a podcast for the kid who played oral reviews old Deal or No Deal episodes it's pointless and I love it okay don't let me interrupt where can I get Lube that is healthy to eat all I did was write and perform in one amazing skit Leslie it's the Pawnee Sun it's a tabloid nobody else written about it yeah no one believes that garbage nobody even reads that thing Oh God what no damn it what are you bidding on it better not be Terrence Howard's tank top and Hustle & Flow it is not good cuz I am bidding on it and I am ready to spend an amount that my accountant calls dangerous and irresponsible so girl keep walking 98 you didn't want to talk to that guy he plays in the NFL he's a linebacker skill positions only for Donna mEagle what wads and blues just give me the IP address of the dude that gave me that cracked-out yelp review okay here we go the IP address says it came from someone inside City Hall in this building oh hell no well who cares really it's just some dumb internet person ignore it ignore it I'm about to come down on this dude like Thor's hammer Mjolnir I'm about to go Mjolnir on his ass be 13 shots bird bath songs champagne decanter this is heaven well Diane for potholes you want to speak with Public Works I understand you've tried them four times government is inefficient and should be dissolved please hold while I transfer you now that can you help me I got a three one one call but it was all static that sounds like an icy problem well how do I get ID here call 3 1 1 3 1 1 oh hello again Diane nobody answered ok you know what someone will be there shortly Andrew get your lunch some water and a 40-pound bag of asphalt ok boss what are you doing we're fixing a pothole hey 23:1 how can I help oh no no this is not 9-1-1 no no this is 3-1-1 they switched my phone with 9:1 what do I do I don't know try to help now hush it is heating up in this piece you know Chris I hate to pull rank but if you're gonna take a break would you mind going in the living room just you know so it doesn't disturb everybody else Jerry I love it when you pull rank oh okay you're being weird why Millie's gonna break up with Chris people motivational brigade oh so you boys are gonna go work out together huh nice whereabouts Community College yeah let's do fire Donna can we use your lake house how'd you know about that my family has a lake house up in the foothills but we keep it quiet we're not big on hospitality the miggles are a cold people can we use your house I suppose bring your own towels let's nn it's cold outside I can't wear mittens cuz they're unflattering to my hands sorry guys this is your penance and come in if you do something nice for Jerry hey I already did something nice for Jerry I drove here to take him to Jerry dinner you can come in [Music]

Channel: Parks and Recreation

Views: 1,304,796

Keywords: Parks And Rec, Parks and Recreation, Pawnee, NBC, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Ann Perkins, Paul Schneider, Aziz Ansari, Tom Haverford, Nick Offerman, Ron Swanson, Aubrey Plaza, April Ludgate, Chris Pratt, Andy Dwyer, Ben Wyatt, Retta, Jerry Gergich, Donna Meagle, Official Channel, adam scott, jim o'heir, Treat Yoself, Sassy Donna Meagle, Donna Meagle Funny Moments, Donna Meagle Best Moments, Parks and Rec Funny Moments, Parks and Rec Best Moments

Id: 3UdXOviXXTQ

Length: 10min 7sec (607 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 11 2019