- I'm not doing it. - All right, $500, a big sip. (laughs) for 500. - (gags) Oh my God! - Back by popular demand we have Dr. Dilshad Atwal here.
- What's up guys? - We're gonna be playing
another game today. The try not to laugh challenge. The whole goal of it is to not laugh. If you do laugh, I have challenges here, listed one to 10 that if you laugh, you have to do one of these things. (soft instrumental music) (static sound) - The rule is, you're allowed to smile, but you can't make an audible noise. We got St. Jude's and we
got Stand up to Cancer. - [Both] Rock, paper,
scissors, says shoot. - Boom. (laughing) I'm already laughing. You're laughing, that's it! That's it! - You didn't start! - Gastroenterologists
always suck at scrabble, because they get stuck
with all the bowels. (bright gentle music) Are we good? - Did you hear? About the guy whose entire
left side was cut off? He's all right now. (bright gentle music) - Who specializes in men's necks? The guy-neck-ologist. (bright gentle music) No? Okay. (bright gentle music) That's not working. Oh!
- He laughed! He laughed! There's no rules against rubbing nipples! Just press generate. Seven is a shot of ranch. A baby Mason jar here. (energetic pop music) (groaning) Drink this.
- Or you can donate $100 to Stand Up To Cancer. - And if I don't finish
it, I have to donate? - Yeah.
- Okay. (Dr. Mike screaming) - Oh! You didn't finish it! You didn't (laughs) finish it. - (coughs) That's pretty bad. - (coughs) You didn't finish it, though. (intense music) (Dr. Mike coughs)
- It's not good. Can I get water after?
- No! I wasn't originally gonna
get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. (bright gentle music) (high pitched purring) - I don't find (laughs) Oh wait! - He lost again!
- I forgot! - He lost again!
- I forgot! (intense music) - One, at least eat half
the banana unpeeled. Oh, this is gonna be sexy. Do you want me to wash it? - Can I digest this, by the way? Does my body digest the...
- I dunno, you figure it out. - I don't think it does. (Dr. Mike laughs) - You're doing it gracefully,
(laughs) I like it! All this 'cause you can't
control your (laughs) laughs. - Bro it's so dry, it's really dry. (Dr. Mike laughing)
What's considered half? - Past the little brown spot.
- I can't do it, man. - No, you can do it.
- It's bad! - You gonna donate? - Yeah, bro, I can't do this much. - Okay, we got $100.
- I would gladly donate. (Dr. Mike laughs)
It's a good thing. (laughs) - He got... (laughs) - I don't even know how
I got that far, bro. - What do you call a pony with a cough? (bright gentle music) - No idea.
- A little hoarse. (bright gentle music) - My doctor always paints eggs before giving his dye-egg-nosis (bright gentle music) You wanna laugh, just let it out. - Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in? Doctor: "How 'bout a little box?" (bright gentle music) Are we not funny? - While I was in the
doctor's waiting room, there was this tiny man,
although he was there before me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had
to be a little patient. (wheezing laughter) - I couldn't do it!
- Yes! - That was good.
- Finally! - Six.
- Six. - 50 pushups. - Okay, yes, good!
(Dr. Mike groans) 40, you gettin' tired. 41, 42, 43, I thought you were in shape! 44, 45, 46, 46, 46, 47, (laughs) 48, 49. (laughs) Show me the sweat on the back.
(Dr. Mike panting) - I went on the internet
and I looked up impotence. - Okay. - But nothing came up. (bright gentle music) - Why did the doctor tell
the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quickly? (bright gentle music) So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills. (microphone static) - In 2018.
- What happened? - So many doctors were murdered, I didn't expect the surgeon homicides. (cackling laughter) - That's a good one, eh?
- Yeah! - Okay, clearly the medical
joke aren't working, apparently doctors aren't funny, or that whatever website we found the medical
puns on are not funny. So we're gonna punch out
and just do regular puns and see if they're funnier. You ready?
- I go first? - I was born first. - Cut it. - Actually.
- No, you were born second. - Second, he's a Scorpio, too. - Yeah, Scorpios.
- October 31st. - All right. I drink brake fluid, but I could stop at any time. (bright gentle music) - My leaf blower doesn't work. It just sucks. (bright gentle music) (wheezing laughter)
- Oh! He laughed, he laughed, he
laughed, that had to count! - Of course you pick a sexual one. - What! - That was...
- Leaf blowers! - Yeah. - It sucks.
- It sucks. (wheezing laughter) - It's not sexual at all. - Spoon of wasabi. - Jeez. And I can't drink water after?
- No. (intense music) Five seconds, dribble it around. 2, 3, 4 Mississippi, 5 Mississippi. You can swallow it now,
you can swallow now. No, you can swallow now,
you can swallow now! You're good! - I don't wanna swallow it.
(wheezing laughter) - You're good, just swallow it. (intense music) - All right, cool, I'm good. - You're good? That's it? Yo, if I ate that, I woulda died. - I mean, let's find out later. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? (bright gentle music) He was feline fine. - How did the Native Americans
get to America first? - How?
- They had reservations. - My wife refuses to go
to the nude beach with me. She thinks I'm clothes-minded. - The evening news, is where
they proceed to tell you, "Good evening," and then why it isn't. (intense music) (hysterical laughter) - Yes! Thank God! - One.
- One. - (gasps) Banana! (crunching)
(intense music) - That head.
- You have to swallow it. No, no, no, no, no, no. - I might puke. - Swallow it.
- I might puke. - No, no, you have to swallow it. - No, I might puke. - You have to swallow it.
- I might puke. (intense music) - Can you please record him
vomiting, if it gets there? - I might vomit.
- Yeah? I think you should donate. - Eh, I'm gonna donate. $100 to St. Jude's. - Boom. I wanted to take a pictures
of the fog this morning, but I mist my chance. (bright gentle music) - You know the guy that
invented throat lozenges died last week? There was no coughin' in the funeral. (bright gentle music) - That was good.
- That was good, right? - I bought some shoes on
the drug black market. Okay? I don't even know what they're laced with, but I'm trippin' all day. (bright gentle music) - What do you do if the only
thing that makes a person cry is an onion? (bright gentle music) Throw a coconut at their face. (bright gentle music) (wheezing laughter)
- Yeah! (hysterical laughing) - Oh no!
- Yes! (electric razor whirring) There you go, I got (laughs)
I got a good amount. (laughing) - Dude, I would donate
$1,000 not to eat this. - No, no, I want you to try to eat it. - No way!
- Yeah, yeah. - No, I'm getting nauseous
just thinking about it. - Just look at it, smell it.
- No! - It's good, it's good. It's authentic. At least hold it while I put my button on. (wheezing laughter) - You have no idea how
close I am to puking on you. - Yeah? It's not that bad.
- It's bad. How 'bout if I eat two of these hairs, you donate $100.
- No, that's not the game. - You need to wash
yourself, bro, it smells. - It doesn't smell! (wheezing laughter)
What a liar! - All right, here, take
your chest hair back. - Thank you. - I owe $200.
- I'm about to put it back. (laughing) - A man is washing his car with his son, and the son goes, "Dad, why
can't we just use a sponge?" (bright gentle music) - Maybe we should've
made it you can't smile, because we smile on every freaking joke. - All right, let's try it. Okay, upgraded rules,
if you smile, you lose. - Why did the grizzly hate this article? He can't bear puns. Oh no!
- You showed your teeth - No!
- You showed your teeth! Nine, wet sock drink! I'm about to take off this sock, that I've been wearing all day, wearing on my bare floor. Hold it fancy like a proper wine glass. Here's for all my foot
fetish people out there. Wanna smell it first?
- No. - No, smell it, smell it, smell it. - No, please, please, please.
- You have to smell it. - No, I don't! That's not in the rules. Guess what, Mike, I would love to donate another $100. - No, come on!
- I'm not. I'm not drinking this. There's no way! - If you drink this, I will donate $200. - I say $1,000, if you want
me to actually drink this. $1,000 I'll drink, wait the
whole thing, by the way? - Yeah. (Dr. Dilshad sighs) - I can't even do it for $1,000. There's Bear's hairs all over it. $500 I'll take a sip of it. (wheezing laughter) I'm not doing it, bro. - No, you already said it!
- No, no! - You said, "I've you give me 500, "I'll take a big gulp of it." - I said, "I'll think about it." - It's on camera.
- That's true. I keep seeing the ha- (gags)
(wheezing laughter) I'm not doing it. - All right, $500, a big sip. (wheezing laughter) For 500. - (gags) Oh my gosh!
(wheezing laughter) Look at the hairs in it. Just look at it, Mike. - $1,000 for a sip. - I promise to everything, I'm
doing this for the donation. I'm not doing this for, yeah.
- Okay. - The sock is getting in the way. (wheezing laughter) - Oh, bro! - That's it. (wheezing laughter)
That's it. (cash register rings) (coughs) It wasn't that
bad, but that's it. No one's gonna wanna
talk to me after this. - I think this is good for charity, it started off medical. Do you wanna grab that and just do a little
cheers with the audience? No!
- What? (beeping) - As always, stay happy. - Stay healthy.
- And health- You messed it up again. Give the cheers with the sock. - Bro, I don't like this thing, man. I don't even wanna hold it no more. (energizing pop music)
