- Hi, welcome back. I'll be hosting the show,
I have my guest here. - When did this become your show, sir? He's back on my show, and
we're gonna do a mukbang today, if that's how you pronounce
it. Do you know what that is? - No. - Basically we're gonna
eat, and we're gonna look at your suggestions for what video him and I should make today. This is not very sanitary. Bear, down. Bear is part of our mukbang. You ready for the suggestions
that people are having? Switch roles. What, are my patients
just gonna have you pop in as a 15 year old and be like, "Hey I'm your doctor." Guessing what medical terms mean. - I actually was thinking about that. Give me like a term, I
know how to treat it. - Gonorrhea. - Cup of tea. - What? For gonorrhea, you give a cup of tea, you're gonna be committing
malpractice, my friend. Because then more people
are gonna have gonorrhea. - What's gonorrhea? - Do you speak Russian? - Yeah, well... Kind of. - Say something to the fans in Russian. There's one pretty girl watching. She's thinking about you right now, and you want to send her a nice message. We'll just forget that happened. A day in the life of a 15 year old. - Exactly, that's what I'm saying. - But what's your day... What do you do that's so exciting? That people would wanna see? - It's lit. - Find random stuff in the
house, put it in a box, cut two holes and stick
your hands and guess. That sounds so gross. - No, but that's actually cool. Have you seen it where
they have like animals and like you put a hand and
you're like, "What is that?" - Where do I have random
animals inside my house, Dan? - Bear! - We should do a rap battle. Oh... Are you a good rapper? - No.
- You have the chain. - I have the chain.
- You have the look. Yo, I'm about to call
you Swaggy D from now on. - I mean... - Instead of Swaggy P... - Swaggy D?
- I'm gonna call you Swaggy D. That's not a bad nickname right? What are your views on climate change? - Me? Well I think it's like important. Voice cracked. - Oh... - Oh yeah, we saw all your
comments on like Sty's and my voice cracks, it was great. - The last video he was in 90% of the comments by fat guys 10% about his voice cracking. His voice is getting
better as you can tell. - Yeah. - Pressures of social media. Do you have any pressures of social media? - Always gonna be people hating. Always gotta like look your best, be always like likes, views, followers. - People talk about that in class? - Oh yeah. Someone in my grade has
like 20 thousand plus. - Likes? - No like followers.
- Followers? - Because they work for
like a record label. I just say that people
always will judge you. - Cook a healthy meal
together, that'd be fun. - I'm a chef! - No you're not!
- I'm a chef. - My man, if you grilled one
piece of meat on a grill, doesn't make you a chef. - Ask mom, ask my brother, I
make food for the whole family. - You know, if a chef
was here, he'd slap you? That's like someone here being like, "I know how to give
aspirin, so I'm a doctor." - Name me something and
I can probably make it. - Okay, uh... Penne a la vodka. - I know how to do that.
- How? - All right, so...
- What are the ingredients? - Tomato sauce, vodka,
gonna have a blowtorch. - How you gonna get vodka?
- What? - Someone said I should
give you "the talk." (laughs) - All right, my mom... She'll give the talk, she
gave the talk to everyone. Arry, not really yet, you know. But she'll give me the talk all the time. Never Steven, only me. She thinks I'm gonna do something. - But she gives you the
talk more than once? - Yeah. Like every time she... - Maybe because she's worried about it. - Yeah, she thinks I'm gonna do something. - Are you gonna do something bad? - I mean... I'm fine, no. - What's a spelling bee challenge? - I can't spell. I don't know if you
notice when I text you, I cannot spell. - I know. Why is everyone saying that
I should bring you to work? You wouldn't even have fun. - Yeah, it'd be so... I'd meet all your patients, I'd be like, I taught him everything he knows, like... It'd be dope. - What's the hardest thing about puberty? - Voice cracks, I guess. - No, really? - No, uh... It's definitely patchy hair. - Patchy hair? - Like you know when you start getting-- - Oh... I thought you meant like on your scalp. - Oh, no. - I was gonna be like,
why are you losing hair? Try not to laugh. - That's what I'm saying. Get some water, mouth, show me a video. Face like this, all right? - You're gonna fill
your mouth up with that? Wait, don't do it yet. If you don't laugh at this joke, I will buy you any sneakers
you want, right now. - For real?
- Yeah. - You're joking, I know you're joking. - What do you mean?
- There's no way. - I'm shaking on it.
- I got some expensive taste. - You can fill your mouth up. - That's what she said. - Why does everything gotta be dirty? A couple of New Jersey hunters so right here, are out in the woods. You gotta stop swallowing it! - All right, I'm ready. (laughs) Get it out of your
system, what is going on? A couple of New Jersey
hunters are out in the woods, when one of them falls down to the ground. Following? He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes roll back into his head. The other guy whips out his phone and he calls emergency services, 911, and he gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead, what do I do?" And the operator, in a
very, very calm voice, says... - (laughs) - I didn't even get to the punchline! Bear slobbers less than you do! Am I gonna tell the joke at least? The operator, in a soothing voice says, "Just take it easy, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, and
then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes
back on the line, he says, "Okay, now what?" - Oh... I don't get it. He shot him? - A conversation about the
struggle of having confidence as a teen, and your advice
as an uncle to overcome it. - All right, so I don't really have like I'm not really like unconfident in myself. - What do you see your
classmates have problems with? - Looking good. - But you said no one
cares about looking good. - Girls do. For girls it's, you know... - For girls? - No, I'm saying for girls,
they care more than guys do. - And you think they get
stressed out about it? - Yeah. - Why? - Like my friends, they wake up earlier to take their showers in
the morning, and stuff. - To get ready?
- Less sleep, you know. - Why do you think that pressure is there? - I don't know. Some guys like judge
girls for their looks. Not at my school, I'm
just saying generally. - Do you think girls judge
girls on their looks? Do you think that contributes? - A lot of the time, some girls
are so mean to each other. - Really? Bear, what are you doing? Down. Down. Bear really wants to participate. - Oh I got a good question for you. What are you thoughts on
friends with benefits? Because you know, it's
common in high school. - I think it's depending
on whatever you want. If you want friends with
benefits, it's cool, but if you're doing friends with benefits and you're taking advantage of someone who actually wants to be
in a relationship with you and you're just playing
them, that's kinda messed up. - Yeah, I agree. - Like is that what you were doing? - No, that's why I didn't think... - Because you didn't want
to be friends with benefits? - No, because I was friends with benefits and she wanted more. - And what'd you say? - The reason I didn't want more... It was very complicated, you know. One of my friends liked her. - Drama.
- Yeah. So I gotta end things. Someone said opening Pokemon cards. - (laughs) Yo I had... So I'll tell you a cool
story from my childhood. I used to have a crazy
Pokemon card collection. Like yo, my collection, it was so good. I had them in the like
laminated folder and everything, they were really good, right? I had like two Charizards, I had a Gyros, my thing was on fire. And I remember I was
showing them to someone on a parked car in Brooklyn,
where I used to live, and we like got distracted for a second, we went upstairs, yo, 30 minutes later, I come downstairs, I
realize I left it outside, gone, someone swiped it. I cried for five days straight. - Why are teens so depressed? That's actually a good one. - Yeah, why are teens depressed? What's your diagnosis? - Oh I don't know if
it's just at my school, but it's always girls more than guys. - It's true, it's more common. - I think it could be
because of double standards and stuff. - Double standards in what sense? - If a guy hooks up with
a bunch of girls, he's... patted on the back. If a girl does it, she's called names. - The reality of the
pressure is that the sexes experience them equally,
but how they experience them is different. So for example, a lot of guys, older guys, 30 year olds, 40, 50 year olds. When they get depressed, they may not act as we read in medical textbooks. They may not withdraw from
society, be quiet, be sad. They may do the opposite,
they turn on their macho, they go gamble and lose a ton of money, they do a lot of drugs, they abuse women. All those things happen,
and we'll diagnose them with gambling disorder,
substance abuse disorder, domestic abuse, right? - But not depression. - But in reality, they're depressed. - Someone said I don't
know but I'm excited. - Yeah, we're excited too. You heard us give a million ideas already. If you like any of these, drop them down below in the comments. We did the mukbang today, you saw us hang out, just chill out, talk life, hang out with Bear. If you wanna see any of
those idea come to fruition you have to jump into the comment section. Hit up Swaggy D. Because Swaggy D knows what's up, right? - So we drop the insta? - No, you're not gonna
get insta following yet. I don't want people to think you got bots. I don't want people to
think you have bots. But if you do wanna see
him asking me questions if you wanna see me asking
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