JUST DO IT | Will You Press The Button #4

hello everybody my name is Mark Clark welcome back to will you press the button now again should I need to explain this I don't think so so first question is if your waifu could exist in real life and would love you they can appear anywhere in the world would you press the button right you know to be honestly i don't know who my waifu would be there's a lot of videogame characters that could be my waifu but one of the obvious things is if your waifu was an obvious character from say an anime or a video game or something like that and they existed in the real world anywhere and you have to find them they would be obvious they would look like their video game character and what if they come from a different medieval time or with magic and stuff and they actually had those things it would be really obvious where they were depending on who you pixel I would press the button but I don't exactly know who I would do oh it's not exactly a downside though but I mean you will meet your ideal partner be it a mate a life partner a best bud etc will stick by your side till the day you die but you no longer have the ability to enjoy music and every song from what's on the radio to the jingles and commercial will sound like whip my hair okay I actually don't listen to music that much on my own not that I don't like song I do like listening in music I just when I'm driving in my car I'm listening to silence I'm thinking because that's my thinking time so I honestly wouldn't mind that because I don't even have the ability to enjoy music like it's like there it would be amazing if I could meet my ideal partner um a best butterfl life partner whatever it doesn't matter that would be cool oh my god I guess I'm weird in that like I don't technically listen to music all that much I'm a little hot I like music I wanna make music I don't listen dude you rather become a great become a great at singing and using instruments of your own choosing but develop a cocaine addiction if you were ever to use you use your skill professionally addiction is incurable well that seems like what a lot of rock stars do already when they become great at singing in the instruments of my own choosing but I develop a cocaine addiction that doesn't sound good but I mean if you're great at it like really really great but you can learn the skills to be great without taking the route of the cocaine but this is you know your waifu becomes real this seems familiar but whenever you see her you transform into a 3-story oh that's amazing I so want Matt oh I want that that sounds incredible Oh make it sing oh that's amazing oh that's amazing I love that this okay you get all the computer hardware and software you want for free the rest of your life but you must always have the latest and most likely unpopular Microsoft operating system itself okay there's meat I upgrade whenever there's an upgrade I've been through the bad ones I've been through the good ones frankly I do just fine if I can get all that stuff free and I have to use that I'm okay with this it's it's okay it's what I do it in real life anyway free stuff super computer you can have a super computer running on Windows you find a dollar but you stub your toe oh you evil evil demon oh you evil demon I will not I will not there is no way stub your toe for a dollar that's what that is stop here hit yours hurt yourself for a dollar don't hurt yourself that's the end of that skit you guarantee the survival of the human race for the next 10,000 years but nobody will travel beyond the moon for 10 Wow I'd rather take the risk of toughing it out on our own than hinder ourselves and not be able to go outside the moon because as soon as we go outside the moon then we all blow up anyway it's like you prolong the possibility of extinction or do you go take the juice I'd rather go right now I will not press there's no way I mean we may die in 100 years thousand years who knows but we may also live in that extraordinary advances in technology the bird amazing incredible we eat her out maybe that's what happens to commanded maybe that's what happens until then strive for innovation reach for the stars you can fly but you have to be Noah while you're doing it I would do that if my my powers are powered by the fact that I'm screaming my Odin day I know they're reverting to Noah like probably from the Bible but still like it doesn't say you live a very happy life with whomever you desire but you make a new random enemy every day okay so let's do a math problem you make a new random enemy which some people do every day anyway so let's say you live a very happy life you know you got you got your happy life which is probably like 60 70 years let's call it 70 just to be generous about you got 70 years of good life with whoever you want and I'm assuming you can change that decision if you want to be what is your happy life you'd be happy the 365 days sense it that's 25,000 new end so you got 25,550 people that hate you and enemies but that is cumulative so it goes up through time you know it's not not immediate anyway but it goes up a little bit each time now each one of these people that hates you how much do they want to take away your happiness and how much of them are so convicted in the ability to hate you there's so much your enemy that they recruit others into talking about how bad you are and then those people recruit their guys and that they contact you fish viciously honey Dart wait no this is a moot point it says right here you live a very happy life so it doesn't matter it doesn't matter you live a happy life okay you drive any car you want but you can't bring a girl into it okay they ride on the roof then I guess that's fine cars aren't my thing I don't care I don't care I don't care about cars it doesn't matter to me I'll get a Ferrari for your 21st birthday party but you can't drive it okay someone's trying to be Trixie here with the button they wrote it and they said I'll get a Ferrari on ma they'll get a Ferrari on my 21st birthday and then I can't drive it this is a trick question you can't run one past me I'm too smart for you I ain't gonna press that button because you want the Ferrari and not me I know what he's up to I know what he's up to you will become the richest most famous most hottest person in the world everyone will love you and you will get everything you wish for but all of that will go away after ten years you will end up living in a box on a street corner begging for money from mostly the rest of you tonight why is it same mostly what's the condition for mostly there are people gonna remember you from when you were the richest most famous hot person in the world ten years is a good time which is most famous I mean everything you wish for could be world peace and all that stuff and you could buy everything you know you could buy food for the poor you could do so much good in the world in those 10 years and then you end up living in a box on the street Corder what if you abolish homelessness while you're the most risk famous person then you know like when you're living in a box you just keep putting the shelter and you to live it over life I would press that button really 71% of people would not press the button 71 people are not thinking properly what you could do in ten years what you could do what you could influence in 10 years is amazing don't discredit power of me when I'm desperate don't do it ever I don't know why I just want to say that you can go back to your favorite year in your lifetime with the same age you had been but you have to live in this year and having that age forever oh so it's like a groundhog day of the same year over and over again so let's say I wanted to go back to say when I was 21 not to tell it's a good time in my life but let's go back in one I was 21 I have to live that year over and over again with no progression I would get so out of my mind bored and insane there's no errors Oh you become incredibly attractive to everyone else but you are hideously disgusting to yourself that is really interesting that is really interesting so you're attractive on the outside but you hate yourself inside that is that is real that's like a psychology question right there that is really interesting oh man and that's why I'm gonna cop out and not answer it myself and leave that one up to you guys so answer please in the comments below debate which side is better you could be incredibly attractive but would it be worth it to hate yourself and look in the mirror and see only ugliness could you live with that would you get used to that like the do the benefits of being attractive to everyone else outweigh the hatred that you have for yourself in your heart like wouldn't you rather live a life where you learn average-looking and maybe above-average looking but and but you were happy with who you are in cyclic wouldn't that be a better decision than being incredibly attractive but living with that burden I don't know that's why I leave it up to you guys so thank you everybody so much for watching I look forward to reading your responses I know this is gonna be an interesting one so thanks again and as always I will see you in the next video come on broke into the storage ship what the hell for coins not kinda for gun more enemy Philip

Channel: Markiplier

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Length: 12min 9sec (729 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2015