DISTURBING Things People did Because They Had a CRUSH On Somebody (r/AskReddit)

what's the most disturbing thing somebody did because they had a crush on you wrote erotica about me in which I said start I'm only 16 he was in his mid twenties at the time he broke into my cousin's house and stole my guinea pig to feed to a snake because I wouldn't break up with my boyfriend to date him sent me pictures of her cutting herself after she found out I had a girlfriend walked a good five miles with me because she was going my way I was almost home before I found out she lived 30 seconds from the pub I met her in she said she'd have to stay at mine as it wasn't safe for her to walk home alone I ended up having explained that I wasn't attracted to her and had to call her a taxi home and pay for it one of my brother's friends tried to impress a girl by shoving his whole hand down his throat they stole my hat and refused to give it back because it smelled like me scene this has happened to me always weird and invasive I have lost many a good hoodie to girls I ended up never talking to again for real I've worn old man aftershave since I was 15 I'm nearing 27 now there's no way I smelled amazing to the girls at my high school I think teenage girls have a secret Club where they hold up a dude sudhi tell a story about how they got it and then vote on the best one or something I can't think of any other logical explanation for this phenomenon wrote a love letter in blood somehow the teacher got hold of it and then the whole school found out this was a while ago in high school so idk if can really fault him for being dumb bus but he told everyone we knew that I was his dream girl and that we were going to get married he actively sought out rumors about who I was crushing on or who was crushing on me or just any guy who would talk to me and tell them to please please please let him have a chance and to not ask me out weirdest thing was I didn't even really talk to him didn't even know his last name just said hi during calculus every morning proposed marriage so aggressively he had to be escorted off the premises then later broke the lock off my dorm room and tried to get into bed with me paid someone to attack me so they could rescue me didn't work hit the attacker with a book bag pinned him down he started yelling that he had been paid to do it just as the other guy showed up on my way home from work he knew my shed rule and I took the bus found out he had been telling my calchas that we had been dating for weeks when in reality I had never spoken to the dude in my life found out when I was asked about my crazy weekend with my boyfriend when I am in fact single as fuck asked to meet I told him I was not home Baum said with but your light is on edit answering people trying to justify the behavior he live nowhere near my street is a no end so there is no reason he was passing by he was creepy in many other ways he told people we were in love nope that we had a forbidden love nope nope and kept messaging me for years I stopped responding in the first year I was 15 to 23 and he was 23 to 31 even when I was living in another city he kept telling people about her love acted like a normal sweet guy so people had trouble believing me I had to deny more than once that I had never kissed him was his friend briefly when I was 15 and ignored him it only stopped when I randomly met a friend of his in the city I living and showed him all the messages the guy was shocked as far as I know his friend talked with him and he finally stopped curiously he began dating a girl with the same name as mine creepy as fuck a first year girl in high school tried to jerk me off in front of my friend go when I was in third year because she thought I was cute this isn't the only advance she made but after this she lost her mind a bit I was a 19 year old at the time waitress and a 49 year old man that I'd served tried to connect with me through the Miss connections page on Craigslist he then came to my work and professed his love for me in a Christmas card that ironically had a cartoon of Santa being kicked in the bulls by a child with the caption stranger-danger in his notes he said he wasn't sure if I'd be interested in an older man and he had a wife and children so we'd have to find a way around that little detail I didn't feel safe at work so I had the police intervene and tell him not to bother me again plucked a hair off of my jacket and ate it in front of me this dude I knew for awhile went out of his way to introduce himself to me he was nice enough we hung out in group situations sometimes eventually he started to do weird shit he asked me where I'd bought some new clothes and then I saw him the next week wearing the exact same clothes the shirt and jeans and shoes then I started seeing his car in my street at random times of the night I got up to go to the bathroom one night until let my cat in and he was sitting in his car watching my house I wasn't scared of this guy he was weaker than me but it was really weird he'd call me and put me on speakerphone and then record our conversations I found this out from a mutual friend anyway I made sure he knew I didn't like it and stopped hanging with that group of friends then a few months later I received a call from one of my best friends who told me a story about the same guy who'd copied his exact hair color which was red black and blond at the time since then we always think back to the sky and laugh we called him stalker Adam to be fair he wasn't dangerous I think he was just awkward and lonely and didn't know how to cope with his feelings I remember this event so clearly this happened in first grade in school the class was sitting on the ground for story time a girl named death wearing a purple dress and white stockings sits down next to me then as the teacher begins reading I feel her bite me bite my heart on my shoulder I scream out in pain and begin to cry teacher looks up confused I say that F bit me girl looks confused and says but I like you that's why I bit you needless to say I didn't like her after that funny thing was I did she looked cute that day after the bite though I made sure to keep my distance from her edit I just remembered something else she did before the bite she once walked up to me randomly and started scratching my back like just wildly down my back like a rat or trying to claw something that's when I began to think she was weird snapped my bra strap to get my attention I invited her over to hang out she was already outside my place waiting for the call I came home from high school and the said college-age Crusher was sitting on the sofa chatting with my family WTF I only went on two very platonic dates with him I was only friendly but he had way more in mind he actually asked my parents if he could marry me because I was such a virginal angel needless to say I never spoke to this guy again though repeated texts and calls goodbye and good riddance jeez I vaguely noticed a car that was behind me the entire way to work from like the second turn I made out of my house didn't think much of it at the time I pulled into work and this guy walks over to my car and opens the door and I was like what the foo oh hey what's up it was some dude that I had served two weeks ago named Bob so he says something along the lines of I brought this book for you we talked about how I like to read and he recommended this author so I'm still pretty weirded out that he opened my car door and were the only ones in the parking lot so I just quickly said thank you and told him I'd see him inside once my shift started he then goes on to say you didn't see me behind you the whole way here I was waving my arms out the window but you wouldn't look back I knew it was you because I remembered your license plate is inserts full plate hash here at this point I'm just like calculating in my head how the fuck to get out of the situation and internally freaking TF out don't even remember exactly what I said but it was something to the effect of oh no I didn't see you but hey I've really got to go in but wait there's more he then says oh well I live right next to you are you in the white apartments or the orange ones I'm in the golf community right up the street I drove around the white ones for a while looking for you so I could give you the book what the fuck I just told you my really I had to go now or I'd be late I went inside and hid in the back for like a half-hour until he left and told management and they've put him on the banned list this was two weeks ago and I've been parking my car three buildings over and walking to my apartment because he memorized my plate number every time I Drive I've been scoping out everyone around me to make sure it's not him he mentioned leaving to go up north for a few weeks the last day I served him so I think he's gone but he'll be back eventually and I don't really know what else to do other than keep him banned from my work I met this guy one time ffs fuck sorry this got so long it's been stressing me out a classmate of mine who I barely talked to came up to me on Valentine's Day and handed me chocolates and huge as teddy bear with my name sewn into it a bit weird but I was appreciative of their gift however the worst part is that they handed me a drawing of me leaning on a motorcycle in very revealing clothes that looked kinky as hell keep in mind that my fashion is quite conservative and then proceeded to loudly recite a 2 page long love poem in public while I was with my friends the poem referred to me as his princess love of his life etc I rejected him and never spoke to him again

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Id: ftKn54rWSCA

Length: 10min 25sec (625 seconds)

Published: Fri May 03 2019