CRINGIEST Things That Happened in Middle School (r/AskReddit)

middle school teachers what is the quickest thing you've seen a student do had an eighth-grade girl pretend to pass out because she was upset she got written up for screaming that another girl was a [ __ ] [ __ ] in the middle of a science lesson then got upset when that other girl didn't also get in trouble for looking at her wrong in the dean's office she was so upset that she pretended to faint complete with back of the palm to the forehead and dramatic exhale and then laid on the floor until we were forced to call an ambulance before the ambulance came mom walked in she worked right across the street and said dammit Jennifer we are not doing this again so evidently this was a regular happening around their house at this point the girl squinted her eyes open but refused to actually get up when the squad got there they checked her vitals and basically knew she was fine they had to take her because we can't take chances with this stuff in schools we all just kind of looked at each other and shrugged so yeah that was cringy we get drug seekers who fake seizures a lot this medic once told me about an ER doc who called him over to the doorway after bringing one in and says watch this before saying loud enough for the patient who was faking a seizure right though I'm not sure if it's a real seizure because she didn't pee her pants right on cue she pisses herself one of the kids responded to questions like Pikachu shame that a good kid is going to look back on those days with absolute horror there was always this kid that would go up to guys shake their hands and deeply sniffing necks one day a teacher asks why he did this to guys and all he said was if I did it to girls it would be weird I once confiscated what I first thought was a note being passed in class but turned out to be a gay fanfic one of my students wrote pairing two of her classmates tweaked X Craig and then tweek grabbed Craig's bear as cheek and [ __ ] him on the school locker for the cameras to record their sweat sweat love with Craig stopping for air every 10 seconds and tweaks via T from the hot X kid wore clothes to school with the price tag sticking out when asked why I was informed that this was to let everyone know he was wearing new clothes you should tell them that it doesn't really count unless you staple the sales slip to the front of your shirt one student wanted to ask me if I had a doppelganger what he actually said was do you have a dingleberry I also had a girl asked me what food stamps were which isn't surprising because the district is very affluent I explained but she still seemed confused so she asked what it means to blow a trucker for food stamps evidently she was reading a book meant for a more mature audience and her worldly knowledge hadn't caught up to her eating level yet didn't you know truck drivers just have this huge obsession with novelty postage marks and the only way that you can get some of their exclusive items is to blow them out the window so that they think they lost them on the trip otherwise they get incredibly upset and will stop at nothing to find them my mom is a middle school English teacher once a student snuck a bar of soap into her class ate it and proceeded to run out of the classroom and start vomiting apparently he did it to impress his friends did he finish the whole bar though I had a student who were constantly but into people's conversations and when they asked him to mind his own business he'd stand up and proclaimed nobody likes me everyone thinks I'm so annoying haha and he'd laugh while everyone awkwardly stared at him another kid literally told me one time that he would just act annoying so that he could impress a certain group of boys they were not impressed nobody likes me everyone thinks I'm so annoying ha ha well at least he's honest with himself there was the student who had his hands in his pants moving his hand up and down almost to a rhythm that was cringing I just stared at him in the eye till he noticed that I knew and then he stopped edit still became stared I had one of those he wasn't allowed to wear pants or shorts with elastic waistbands after a while how would they enforce that just make him stop wearing pants I work for a private school this middle schooler recently started dating another one the girl decided to come to school in a black leather miniskirt and black leather tank top combo at recess which I watch because it's a small school she was dancing all around in front of her boyfriend and hanging of the fence sale a stripper it was hilarious and so cringy I had a student from a conservative Muslim family wear white see-through sweet pants with a visible black thong on underneath she brought the clothes to school and changed in the bathroom before class started we would get sent home from my high school if we got caught doing that but yeah lot of the Muslim girls found ways to do it too we had a student who started going to each class he passed leaning in the door and yelling mom spaghetti and moving on bet that made everyone a bit nervous but on the surface they looked calm and ready I teach history and let my students do a PowerPoint presentation on the history on anything some kid did the history of furries he came to class wearing his first suit I teach high school now edit and of the people saying he couldn't afford a first suit I didn't say it was a good suit it was made by cheap local fabric and sew together by all the sewing skills he learned in home eco it was a patchwork mess what grade did you give him he got a 95 hundredths for creativity and expressive behavior I caught the student on Google search attempting to look me up he spelled my name wrong and my name is very common so I wasn't worried I sent him home since it was an after-school homework club and then went through the rest of the history which included boobs naked women Megan Fox nudes and Megan Fox panties one of the other students in the class kind of picked up on what was happening and mentioned that he has also been kicked out of the public library for similar reasons once a friend of mine described his quest as a kid breaking into puberty trying to figure out poor he described how he would Google boobs and variable slash equivalents and not getting much it was honestly the most relative all and funny story ever he was telling it in spiritual life class oh I just thought about another they were talking about dank memez which were about band class bTW I was told missus confuzzled f don't look up dank memez okay I told them that I had been on the internet since before they were born had a kid who legitimately believed he was a safe like from Star Wars his helicopter mom would come flying down to the school crying religious discrimination if you told him otherwise he would relax his throat and talk in a deep voice and say it was his real voice but he disguised his voice to not scare his human brethren on free dressed days he'd wear an old an amount fit with high waters and denim vest over a denim shirt I had him for science so he'd blurt out things about alchemy from an an in he was into whenever we were working with the periodic table he also had a girlfriend who lived in Mexico who was also his cousin humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return to obtain something of equal value must be lost that is Alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange in those days we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth around the eighth-grade dance season they call it prom there is a whole lot of crankiness roaming the halls one popular tactic among the boys was explained to me we asked the girl to prom and then we run away so she can't say no saw a student right boy [ __ ] on the whiteboard thinking nobody was looking he's had enough fortune for now I think I was demonstrating convection which included burning some newspaper one kid piped up with hmm that smells like incest he meant incense they were too young to get it but I nearly died trying not to laugh maybe that kids siblings burn newspaper while they smash I had a sixth-grader liquor book he definitely tried to keep it on the DL so he looked around made sure no one was looking in his direction and then licked the book it was a tongue poke then a full-out lick up the spine of the book a library book or his own book a book we were reading in class I had a class set of the book so students would return said book back to a bin at the end of class no telling which of my kids touched the book before he licked it oh and I forgot to mention he did this two more times before he stopped I once offered a boy of my little pony color by number sheet ran out of Super Mario the boys response mr. I'm not gay I'm a lesbian I like girls after 10 years of middle school I should had a novels worth however so many years of middle school decimates your brain and as someone else said middle schoolers are generally cranky most of the time the kid who wrote mrs. char Pinet loves [ __ ] is on the board when he sincerely meant to write cook his definitely ranks high up there though we all cringed that day I had a kid cough his own name in his desk but he couldn't figure out how we caught him I taught fourth grade last year and I had a student who was 12 years old middle school age held back a few years she always did very odd things to try to impress her classmates but they were relatively tame until there was a line in the bathroom and she took her pants off squatted over the trash can and peed four or five girls came running out of the bathroom and told on her sometimes the students telling on each other can be cringy enough getting told on by my classmates is how I remember much of middle school going four or five would go to report even if only one witnessed it teacher I've had several reports that you were doing such-and-such I'm still better

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Length: 10min 30sec (630 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 26 2019