Oh my god it's finally here! We're happening, it's it's it's it's finally happening after all this time! We are finally doing ladies' D&D Yes! How are you guys feeling? Amazing! Yay! Super nervous? Yuh Excited and nervous? - YES
- YES Yeah...you should be nervous cos I'm going to TPK you in the first session Oh Jesus Oh dear That's jargon that means total party kill oh...OH where I wipe out all of you awesome in the first encounter - perfect
- okay cool perfect As you can see we've got something planned for today - I'm very excited for it
- yeah so uh uh before we jump into the session why don't you go round and explain who you are? don't talk about your characters yet, we'll get to that when we actually start playing but we'll start over here, who are you? Hi, my name is Phoenix Cross *instantly forgets all other personal info* Yeah Phoenix! Just for people who are tuning in for the first time and don't know who you are - Phoenix
- I... um played Willow in Baelin's Route I've been in a few Viva skits I'm an actor I'm a Libra I like long walks on the beach *relieved giggles* That's efficient well done nice and my favourite colour's red Woo! Nice ah yes Who are you Ellie? Hello I'm Ellie and you may have seen me in some Bored skits with Viva La Dirt League and maybe some other ones um I'm a Leo and my favourite colour's pink even though these are purple but I like purple too but I'm pink yep Wonderful, - was that good?
- wonderful Hi guys I'm Britt you might have seen me in some NPC videos Bored videos, just around I write some stuff too and my uh star sign is a Leo as well Taurus moon though [Rob] Why...why are we doing this? [Ellie] I'm a Libra moon Why are we doing this... Rob hates star signs This is why we're doing this, Rob doesn't like it that's why Because it's science Yeah duh It's science Ooh now I'm gonna TPK you (fair) I was joking before and my favourite colour's green Oh wonderful ooh nice Kia ora my name is Rhi I play Freda in the NPC skits with Hamish I've never played D&D before but I'm very competitive I don't know I don't know if this is something you can win but I hope I win but you're gonna find a way yes somehow Excellent, and I'm Robert Hartley you might know me from RobertHartleyGM all over the internet doing D&D related content, or from the other campaign maybe this is the first thing that they're watching and they haven't watched any of the other - flagship campaign, that'd be pretty exciting
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- I'm sorry! the Viva La Dirt League D&D channel if you enjoy this stuff alright, *ahem* enough ado let's jump into it shall we? mmm You have found yourselves in dangerous situations before for some of you, more times than you can remember but this time it's different far from fighting for your life against a rabble of villagers with pitchforks you now stand shoulder to shoulder with such villagers standing staunch and ready against an enemy you cannot yet see but whom the scouts have assured you is heading this way when they called for aid from anyone able to wield a weapon it was too late to leave perhaps you should never have come to Dimwood but for the freaks, the weirdos, the outcasts of society such as yourselves it's one of the only places that welcomes you in without batting an eye so you now find yourself standing amongst farmers, cobblers chandlers, and coopers their respective tools replaced with swords, spears, and shields the fear is thick in the air around you the winter evening is starting to draw to a close the last rays of light threatening an early exit from behind the canopy of trees around the village the biting cold readying itself to sweep over the land you almost catch yourself wishing for the threat to arrive early as the suspense and anticipation of it cannot be much preferable to the actual fight you glance to your left and your right along the mismatched line of species, genders, ages, and abilities that Dimwood calls a battle force what do you guys see when you look at each other? Who wants to go first? Mmmm bags not! *nervous laugh* That was sick by the way Thank you really cool really visualise this Let's start with you Britt, what're you, what does your character look like? When people look at you what do they see? Quite ashen faced like like I'm bloodless almost appearance sort of uh hooded in all black clothing I've got um I'm a dual wielder so I've got some weapons on my back at the moment What weapons do you use? Two short swords? Yeah yeah...they're short swords aren't they? They're sort of like a sort of a curved two scimitars maybe yeah yeah sort of a piratey sort of ooh pirate yeah style and you can't really see much of my face because it's obscured with a hood at the moment Oh there's so many people here, god oh he's big look at the thighs on him! Jesus *gasp!* ooh! Come on! Hey... what? Oh yeah, I'm pale, I get that a lot Very good mmmmmm who else? D'you wanna go next Rhi? <American drawl> Uh yes when people look at me they see a tall very handsome minotaur I have beautiful armour I've got a very long sword makes all the ladies wonder what else is long on me Long horns, long sword... - ooh and it doesn't stop there
- You know what they say about minotaurs with long horns? Exactly big dicks That's what they say that's what they say! I wouldn't say it Just in case anybody wasn't understanding the subtext you gotta make the subtext the top of the whole thing oh yeah so uh people see me they really can't take their eyes away How tall are we talking? Oh - we're talkin'
- 7 feet? 8 feet? yeah uh 8 feet tall Howdy howdy sir howdy ma'am howdy everybody howdy yeah that's me *rustle* oh anybody seen uh those trees rustling? Gee they don't look too good I feel like any time there's tree's rustling something bad's about to happen 8 feet tall! - Huge bulky minotaur
- Dayum and strength to boot as well Whoa! Yeah built like a bull What do you er Massive along the chest, big biceps Do you have the the the nose ring or I do have a nose ring mhm I got a sumthin' else ring too Oh eeeeee you might see it if you're lucky Oh lord... okay canonically err Horatio has a uh a Prince Albert Hang on! - I never said that!
- Get your mind out of the gutter! I meant my nipples! umm what are you carrying for a weapon? Long sword A long sword is that just at your side? Have you got it ready? It's at my side I'm feeling uh Feeling confident I'm feeling confident, I got a shield shield and a sword, wonderful and uh what do you see when you look around? one of you go Oh hello um hello when you look at me I have I'm quite I'm in quite like a loose sort of outfit I have long kind of plaited hair with a bit of seaweed through it wow so I may have come from not the land and... woo! And I have a dagger and a javelin and I also sometimes have just water coming out the side of my hand, sometimes - if I can draw it out
- so pretty, have you got like a damp have you got a dampness to the skin? Yeah I'm a bit sweaty Constantly damp appearance No I don't like *sniff* smells weird Is that you? No? Um uh they won't notice if I just pop back here will they? no? No yeah no they haven't seen me yet yeah I'll just ooh I don't like people what is going on Um yes you are playing a water genasi I am so an elemental person that is from the water planes and such and finally Finally, me Sneaki Minaj *proud laughter* Yeah that's right, that's the name that I approved yeah, Sneaki Minaj I love that - thank you Rob
- that's funny this one is for the boys and the boom-da-das Heeeyyy! very sneaky so err Sneaki I am a 5 foot tall fairy with dragonfly wings, I have quite muted dragonfly wing colours I'm a bit of a rogue myself um I have dark hair purple eyes and I hide behind Horatio a lot he's a big beautiful man and I can use that to my advantage Hmmmm what you got then? Ah you look pretty rich you could be my next mark I think oh what's this? come on then let's play You have insectile wings don't you yes - dragonfly-like
- insectile dragonfly wings and um I wear cool iridescent bug-like shells and natural bark and leafy clothes but all sneaky looking if you can imagine that Are you in your uh your small form at the moment? the 5 foot one cos Sneaki can alter her size at will to be smaller when needed At the moment I'm not small while I look at everybody and talk to everybody yeah You can go size category small or size category tiny - oh
- which one you at? I'm small is the 5 foot one tiny is like the 1 foot one Oh I'm 5 foot at the moment you're the hobbit-sized one I spose yes Alright, so uh so you're standing shoulder to shoulder you look down the uh the line there's half orcs there's tieflings, there's humans there's uh there's all sorts of folk around with you I will have the first roll of the campaign I will have all of you make an insight check please hmm so you take your d20 - You find
- That's this one is it? insight under your skills list on your character sheet yeah it's that one! that's the one If it's got any numbers more than a 12 on it it's a d20 okay I'm looking at mine nek minnit she picks up the percentile *gasp* What did you get? Oh nice! It's a good start! It's not looking good It's a good start with a nat 1 - It's not looking good
- I should have warned you by the way I'm cursed yeah and I have an aura of it so - you two are probably gonna roll pretty poorly
- I got a 15, I feel fine over the campaign I got 12 + urhghrruhhrhuh 3 12 + 3, 15 over here Can we roll wherever we like on the table? Wherever you like you can put it in the dice tray or on the table - A 16
- What was that? nice, plus your insight modifier swipe swipe? So find insight on your So I got 4 You got a 4 total, nice yep I got 13 total 13 total 16 16 alright so with a 16 and a 15 you notice the the air of the people around you is one of great nervousness there are a couple of people who are um who are more proficient fighters, the ones that are more heavily clad in armour, you can see them in the minis there's a couple more sort of guard types those are the more militia type but far from being trained uh to in great combat there's a lot of people around that this might have been the first time they've picked up a sword since they were a teenager oh boy So you're gathering a lot of lack in confidence amongst them with your insights what do you notice about each other? How does it outwardly look like you guys feel about this situation, are you used to being in such danger? Or are you nervous? Are you excited for it? Uh I forgot to do an accent before but I'm gonna start doing it now yeah same You were only describing your character so Yeah um so I are we describing our own - how we like yeah
- yeah like how do the people when they're insighting each other you probably don't pick up on any of this but for the audience's sake how do you outwardly look? I look ready, focused Look ready, focused eyes fixed on uh the on the trees - comfortable
- people who look at Arrow can tell that uh cos I don't think we said your character name No, my name's Arrow by the way people who look at Arrow can tell that this is not the first time that you've been in such a situation you are ready for what happens you've faced down the possibility of death before and you think - no big deal
- not today you're like not today mhm How about you, what do you look like? Are you feeling like you're nervous, do you look outwardly confident? I look outwardly confident I'm kinda looking at everyone around me and kinda doing this *laughs* Trying to, trying to give morale to the people yeah! It is kinda helping, the people closest to you guys as proficient fighters are like okay yeah I got a minotaur I should be good and there's a couple of people on either side of you have just like just shuffled back just a little bit just to be like this person's in front they're the biggest target, they'll go for you they're enjoying your confidence Good And it's spreading a little bit How about over here? umm yeah look I'm not really uh seeing much but if you looked at me I would look a little bit like I'm kinda just bored like I'm like okay - I've seen this before
- Just like god it's taking ages - yeah, done it
- couldn't they just couldn't they just arrive already? Don't even need insight, I just know I'm gonna smash it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Just gonna smash it! So you're looking down the aisle you're looking down the...the aisle? Down the line on either side and you're like everybody's just as confident as me yep you're completely oblivious to - yep I'm literally ignorant yeah
- the fear in the air just like meh everybody's fine whatever it is that's coming, no problems exactly yep Um alright, so Sneaki Minaj she's looking around and she's like you know what? Who's the strongest looking people here? Right Cos I'm gonna stand behind them Yeah fair enough! Yeah definitely two strong contenders would be your minotaur friend yeah a couple of the guards but Arrow as well you haven't met this one in particular yet but uh but you look across and see the just sheer confidence and staunchness and like this one's done it before okay I'll stick behind this one I think Sneaki Minaj is gonna shrink and fly in between the both of them behind them Wonderful that happens to be exactly where I put you on the map ah! Perfect! Insight, I insighted you before we even started - I knew exactly what you were gonna do
- *unimpressed wows* god I'm good at this modest too Can I have a perception check from each of you now please? So roll your d20, add your perception modifier from your skills list *gulp* yikes [Phoenix] 3... Oh no plus oh! Is it the big one we roll? It's the d20! [Rhi] 17 Ooh that's pretty good! Was it perception? Perception yeah perception I got 13, I had to count on my hands though cos I panicked It happens all the time - a lot of people who have to do finger maths
- 6 for me - for 3 + 4 or whatever
- Oh no that's not very perceptive <drawl> I know! oh damn I'm gonna do your accent! So we got a 17, a ? 13 6 6 12 and a 12 alright the uh just Horatio actually um you notice at this moment just sort of off the map somewhere over hereish I guess few, like 100/200 metres away or so uh you see a a hooded figure dressed in dark robes I don't like the sound of that! They step up onto a large rock that kind of overlooks the plain between here and the town mmmmm A second figure, pale-skinned and tall stands up on the rock behind them uh oh and at that moment you see Captain Oolang a uh a dark-skinned shorter man no nonsense human head of the Dimwood militia he sits about 50 feet or so ahead of you atop his warhorse and he bristles and sits up straighter ATTENTION! LOOK ALIVE! WE HAVE MOVEMENT! Suddenly bristling down the line everybody's suddenly, there's squeaks of nervousness and readiness Your attention is drawn to the open plain between you and the treeline as dozens of shambling figures adorned in a sort of clothing subject to a wide spectrum of disarray slowly meanders out of the trees and makes its way as one towards the town Oooooh no! Hang on, that doesn't look good oh nope I don't you guys seeing all those undead horde coming towards us? Mhmm I definitely see an undead horde yeah - I don't like
- You kind of look a little What? Are you okay? I'm fine you look a little I need an iron tablet that's all She needs iron oh she's probably I'm anaemic what's amemic? The undead army that you've heard so many rumours of pushing west across Azerim has finally arrived at Dimwood Oh no ARCHERS! LOOSE! Commands Captain Oolang and those with ranged weapons begin to fire as *really quite excessive mini rustling noises* *gasp!* Yeah that's right WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Yeah that's right, - we got an army to fight
- Big reveal! that's a lot of people Throwing you in at the first time you've ever played D&D oh my god against an army Take some of those away! That's too many - dead people
- no no no no no no no no how many you got there? - I think they outnumber us
- Oh I got a lot yeah They do certainly outnumber you Rob that's too many I said I was gonna TPK you I was only gonna put 3 people on the thing but then you started talking about astrology *regretful giggles* We done it to ourselves! Alright, so as the archers amongst the crowd of you start to loose arrows some of them more proficient than others some of the arrows strike their targets many of them miss wildly thank god but even the ones that strike barely do anything to these shambling undead as they move forwards as one towards the town so I will have you guys roll initiative What that means is we're about to go into some sort of a turn-based situation usually combat but not always and basically it means that 18 we slow things down to like a bullet time and go turn by turn [Rhi] Oh dear so you roll initiative and we move you into nat 20 nat 20! + 4 nice! 24! Alright so in my games I add a little bonus for if you roll nat 20's on an initiative, it means that you can choose where in the initiative order you go sometimes it's beneficial to actually go later in the round ooh it's up to you swipe up a little bit so you can choose where to go - what's your initiative?
- swipe up yeah +1 I got 5 - you got 5 over here
- and I have no and you have no bonuses there I got 19 We have our initiative trackers for you guys as well very cute with their hands out such that I can put if you get magical status effects or anything - I can, they can hold them
- wooooooooooooooo! which is pretty cool fancy! so we got a 5 over here? yes 19 19 uhhhh 10 and a 10, wonderful, alright Does initiative mean what it means in real like - use your initiative
- Like taking the initiative? yeah not quite no, it's more just like the only use of initiative is to tell me where, when we're going into a turn-based situation how fast in that turn do you act the higher you go the faster you act mmmm we got a 20, are you choosing to go first? in the initiative round? You got a nat 20 so you can choose to go later if you want to Uhhhm I feel like, how far can my bow reach? Can I reach them? You got a shortbow? I have... It will say on it whether it it'll say two numbers with a slash between them so like 30/180 or like 60/something okay I think for shortbow it's like 120/something or other oh oh it says fairy longbow range 80 feet /320 80 feet yep, 80 feet /320 means that the short range is 80 feet and any, and if they're between 80 and 320 you can still take the attack but it's at disadvantage you roll twice, take the lower of the two okay currently this is about 30 feet so 30-60-90 so they're about 90 so at the moment in the very first round if you go first and take a shot with your shortbow you'll be at disadvantage, you'll roll twice, take the lower of the two numbers okay can I but you can choose to wait til after them yeah can I go after like I want them to - come into my arrows
- You can indeed I'm gonna grab one of these guys, who's more generically boring? This guy - alright you're gonna represent the rest
- This feels like gambling Feels like gambling! Don't you think? You wait Rhi's like I've been told not to gamble actually so I'm out I didn't realise D&D was so gambly I'm just going out What are you guys taking? I've written no notes [Ellie] I haven't actually either Alright so uh - the monsters
- [Phoenix] I wrote that you were 8 foot tall are gonna go here That's important did you guys get that? - What was your initiative again Britt?
- I got that Oh yeah I'll just write that down uh 19 19 thank you, so that's gonna be them and then the uh not good your, your your your buddies represented by this guy is gonna go after even after even whoever it was that rolled really low, you me! okay uhm so we are in this order starting with Sneaki and then Arrow then the monsters uh oh and then uh and then uh Horatio and then Bübble I never said my name! You never said your name either yeah Bübble I'm Bübble Bùtte (pronounced Boobley Boo) Bübble Bùtte It's spelt bubble butt if you want to spell it Spelt bubble butt with an umlaut over the - the first u
- Bübble Bùtte! and then a an accent I think over the second u just I was having a bit of fun with the accents on my name and stuff Bubble Butt! yeah and then finally bringing up the rear will be the militia oh I wanted to go after the zombies Oh yes that's right sorry yeah cool thank you Rob there you go, we'll chuck you in there alrighty so I think this is us, so Arrow they start to shamble towards you you're first in the initiative How far away are they? from you, we're gonna say 30, 60, about 80 ish 80? 80-90 Not 80? they are about they're about up to about 120 feet Right, so they're 80 right? Let's say that so can I, how would I move 20 feet? How do you move 20 feet? Forwards You just move 20 feet forwards is that Each one of the squares you can vaguely see on the mat is 5 feet 5-10-15-20 great so isn't my hunter's sense a bonus action? Or is it an action? It will say on it it's an action is my walking a bonus action? Movement's a bonus action? Movement, so on your turn, I should clarify yep you get a movement which is your movement speed on your sheet for all of you I think it's 30 mhm so you get a movement speed you get your action and you get a bonus action right so like the action is the main body of your turn yep the bonus action is just like something small it will usually say, you only get a bonus action if you've got something you can do with a bonus action great so my bonus can I make my bonus action be moving or not? If you're a rogue or a monk you can move extra as a bonus action otherwise you can only move what your movement is oh so you can move up to what was it, 30 feet? Well I need to get within 60 feet of this army okay yeah but my question is now can I use hunter's sense after I've moved? Yes okay sweet you can do those things in any order, you can - even break up your movement
- aww man down! so you can move, take an attack, and then move again Great so I move 20 feet which puts me in range of hunter's sense which is basically I can pick a creature and I can see if they have um any um resistance ooh wonderful or vulnerabilities so I'm gonna pick They're all undead? Are they all undead? They all seem to be undead yep of various different states of decay some zombies, some skeletons you don't see any spirit-type undead like ghosts and things Great, I'm gonna pick uh I'll pick one of these guys at the front Alright And I - the guy closest to you
- I try to see if they've got any - study them
- resistances Smart oh nice she's a smart one You will notice that they are resistant to necrotic damage which is sort of the damage of undeath like sapping people's life from them they are, you will notice because you picked the zombie at the front uh that they don't have any vulnerabilities or any other resistances to uh to necrotic sorry yeah necrotic but no other resistances and no vulnerabilities, they don't take double damage from any particular type okay good to know I'm still behind that guy too right? You are sick yeah So that was your action and your movement is there anything you want to do as a bonus action? If you go to the actions tab of this it can sometimes, you can filter by Actions, dagger...mrmrmrmrmrmrmr...fang bite nope there's not really I mean I could um I've got a I've got I've got a longbow You do so I'll just I'mma take my longbow and I'm gonna shoot an arrow at the closest Shooting is the attack action and you've taken your action to - do your
- ohhhh sorry it's under actions so I guess all I have is nothing, so alright, that's you then the monsters are gonna start start to shamble then yeah! Gonna start to shamble forward, 5-10-15-20 - and they're all gonna end up about
- I hate it when they shamble forward shamble I want them to stay in the trees! shamble shamble shamble Oooh my god Oh gosh dang nabbit!! Sorry Sneaki I don't like to swear in front of a lady but I get real PISSED OFF when I see undead shambling towards us Oh no You see them there?! Uh oh yes yeah I do Have you had your eye test? No I haven't! Mmm I told you to go and get your eyes tested Sneaki I know, I'm so sorry that's okay I lost my glasses You lost your glasses? I did Did you check *giggle* in your leather pouch? They're not there! They're not there - no!
- that's alright listen you better get behind me I wanna protect ya, keep ya safe I've got your back Makes me so mad I wanna get my horns out get those shambling monsters Get your horns out? Yeah! You put them away usually? sometimes I hide them I don't want everyone else to feel sad about their lack of horns yeah I'm really mad they're coming forward You will notice that a couple of them are skeletons with bows as we all know from Minecraft skeletons are archers so you'll notice that a couple of them don't shamble forward but instead just take shots from where they are Oh I hate it when they shoot at me as well! Now I'm real mad You also notice that there's a range of folk amongst them You'll notice things like an undead goliath here, an undead dwarf here ooh You got undead hobbit somewhere I think, there we are, undead halfling we've got skeletons, we've got all sorts of undead orcs as well So they're gonna take some shots, let's go at let's got at the main guy, the main Captain uh one of them's gonna hit, the other one's gonna miss so the Captain takes one to his armour does him a little bit of damage but he's still fine then let's see we've got how many archers we got? 1, 2, 3 - think we've got 4
- they miss me though right? So we're gonna go two for you Oh cool Uh what's your armour class? - So on your
- Urgh - character sheet on the front page
- probably - it'll say
- yep a little shield icon let me just scroll all the way back here, sorry don't mind me I'm 16 16 armour class alright first one will miss, second one will hit you will take from that arrow that hits you you'll take 4 points of damage so go up to your health - and you can subtract 4 from that
- that's fine oh no Uh oh I'm copying you again how the heck?! [Phoenix] Yeah it's quite easy to it's such a fun accent there we go One of the um one of the things I've just got your character sheet up to help you out here as well one of the things you could have done as a bonus - I know I KNOW
- action if you I KNOW! I KNOW!!! - I lost!
- chooooose to do it yes! alright I know! What? I thought, was it hunter's mark? hunter's mark or slayer's prey which are very similar sorry hunter's mark cost you a spell slot but - I panicked!
- slayer's prey is for free it's okay you're okay thanks guys I might I might allow you to do it if you want like nothing's changed yet But the problem is that if I cast hunter's mark does it mean that it's only relevant for how many turn cycles is that relevant? Uh I think hunter's mark lasts for like a while okay hunter's mark... But I would still have hunter's mark lasts concentration up to an hour so a long time oh wow each round of a combat is about 6 seconds so I have hunter's mark or slayer's prey which basically means that I get additional damage if I attack correct - so
- cool yeah can I do that now? you can yeah sick The one that you targeted we've got hunter's mark on there and we've got a hunter's mark token right here this one is hunter's marked and one of the cool things about hunter's mark is if that guy in particular dies you can use a bonus action to just shift it to somebody else ah cool so you can work your way through the crowd kill that guy, move the hunter's mark, kill that guy, move the hunter's mark I like it so we benefit at all from that or is it just No, it's a ranger thing okay It's a ranger thing - It's just a ranger thing
- confirming Britt's playing a ranger, woo! Alright, uh so that is all of them shambled forwards a little bit that is their turn uh Sneaki what do you want to do? So I can reach them now, yes? You are currently uh yeah there's a few of them that are within 80 feet of you okay from where you are cool so now I've got a question and it's from playing Baldur's Gate *sheepish laugh* Yeeeeess? Yes? I don't know how relevant it is in real D&D but can I like fly upwards and get advantage? You can, yes can I please do that? There is no height advantage in D&D unlike there is in Baldur's Gate but you can definitely get off the ground so the melee zombies can't slam ya okay How many, how many little special treats do you have in your bag Rob? Yeah Mate, you don't wanna know *laughs* okay so you take to the skies, making yourself a very clear target for the archers but making yourself taking yourself out of being a target for any of the melee shamblers And I'm really small at the moment too right? You are pretty small so I'm hard to hit? you're not tiny cos I asked you that specifically So... *miscalculated giggles* Oh no! Ooh no!! When I shrunk and hid behind them did I not go tiny? did you want her to shrink down to the tiny size? is that okay? Sure... I heard you say that you shrunk sure... thanks! you are in your tiny form okay cool you cast the fairy version of reduce on yourself cool shrinking down to tiny so you're like a foot tall or so now yep which means unfortunately all of your equipment shrinks down with you which shrinks your attack from your bow and stuff okay so you benefit from being a harder target to hit makes me weaker but makes your damage slightly weaker okay ah right so damn the flying up advantage thing won't I can't use sneak attack? you can sneak attack anything that is distracted essentially so if they've, if there's anyone within melee or you have advantage against them ooh are they distracted by Horatio's beauty? Unfortunately not yet I would be unfortunately not yet no, so none of these sneak attack would not apply to any of these unless you have something that can give you advantage no I don't think so I thought maybe the flying would but it's all good alright well I guess Baldur's Gate Ruining people's understanding of D&D forever yeah... anyway so I guess I'll just shoot with my fairy bow alright aiming for any in particular? uuuhmmmmmmmm you can just go for any one of them and I'll pick maybe not the hunter's marked one this one here? okay cool so make an attack roll, so you roll your d20 add your attack modifier 15 plus oh is that the +6? yep, next to the bow it'll say +6 ah yep that sounds about right for your level and dexterity yep yep, +6 so 21 21 hits alright, so roll damage so next to the shortbow it'll say a dice oh 1d6 + 4 Correct, 1d6 + 4 but because you've gone tiny that's gonna reduce a die size so instead of a d4 you go down to a d4 okay which is the caltrop yep 3 do I still do the +4? and then you still plus your 4 because that comes from your dexterity and that's to do with like how well you're aiming like are you aiming for vital body parts and stuff oh yeah of course so 3 + 4 was it? 7? yep, 7 so this one gets struck by an arrow gets struck somewhere like right through the brainstem as it goes down dead Yes!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Slay you did it! thank you I will have you all make a perception check please aww oh no what do you want from us Rob? A perception check - I thought I was clear about that
- No no no there's something else 5 plus oh no Did you see that? I saw it, did you see that? I saw that Did you guys see that? WE ALL SAW IT! WE'VE ALL SEEN IT MULTIPLE TIMES NOW These two they kiss *giggles* Listen shall we do our hand holding or should we have both hands for fighting? So I'm thinking we got it under control no need for me Are you abandoning us????? That was the first episode of the ladies' campaign hope you enjoyed it make sure to send it to all of your friends anybody online that is interested in D&D at all, send it to them also while you're at it send them some of these links as well Woooooooooooo! And we'll see you in the next episode!! - Yaaaaaay!!
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