- [Maaz] Okay there we
go, I'm ready to go. - [James] I've been ready to go. - [Maaz] James you're literally working on your video right now. - [James] No I'm, no I'm not, I'm drawing! I'm tryna make your video interesting. - [Maaz] Oh no, I'm so sorry. I was waiting 'cause you were, oh no! (wheezes) - [James] All right, do you wanna let the professional do it? - [Maaz] Uh, listen, you're
TheOdd1sOut, go for it. - [James] Uh, hey
everyone, we're gonna play devils and angels. - [Maaz] Thanks for the enthusiasm, James. (James laughs) We're gonna be playing devils and angels. And if you guys don't
know about this already, we're gonna have a little
story that's happening. I'm gonna introduce a little
scenario to James and-- - [James] Mmmhmm. - [Maaz] For the first
round, he's the angel and I'm the devil. He's gonna try to make the story
go in a positive direction, whereas I'm tryna make the story
go in a negative direction. - [James] And I'm gonna
try and fix up his mess. - [Maaz] I'm gonna try to
ruin his not-mess. (laughs) (James laughs) - [Maaz] And let's see how that works out. Also, about this fan art, and I'm gonna zoom in and point out at my problem, right. (James giggles) Because, with my style, I remove the eyes. The eyes are super important, right? - [James] Yeah. - [Maaz] James, you've gotta make the eyebrows more interesting. - [James] What are you
talking about? (laughs) - [Maaz] It's tiny. (chuckles) It's like, that's what I would do. Like, look at this. Look at the comparison
fans, look at this. (laughs) - [James] Well then, you know what? You know what? I'm sorry I made you crappy
fan art, Maaz. (laughs) - [Maaz] No now everyone's gonna be like, "Maaz, you're like, roasting
someone for their fan art? It's like--
(James laughs) Now you're gonna have to see how bad my-- - [James] It's okay. Just don't feel pressured that you're in my presence okay, just-- - [Maaz] Senpai. (laughing) - [Maaz] So the scenario is this okay, so, after the tragic events
of what happened in my video, Mr McQuackkles, may he rest in peace, his spirit is out of his body right? - [James] I got it. - [Maaz] What is he gonna do now? Okay, he's dead, he's been murdered. - [James] So there's a soul of a duck wondering what's gonna happen. Could we talk about playing Connect Four at Australian VidCon? What about that video
footage of us holding hands? - [Maaz] Alright so James,
at Australian VidCon, when he wanted to go somewhere with me, instead of saying, "Hey Maaz,
let's go to this location", he would just grab my
hand and then lead me as if I was like a dog, right? - [James] Like, or a
boyfriend but yeah. (chuckles) - [Maaz] Love you James. (James laughs) But the thing is, I would be
in the middle of a conversation and then he would just be like, "Hey Maaz", just grab me
by the hand, drag me away. So we go and he's like, "Maaz, this is a giant Connect Four board. We've gotta play". So we start playing Connect Four. - [James] Yeah. And I'm usually the
kinda guy to go slowly, I think my way through. And James puts down his
first piece and goes, "Speed one, go!"
(James laughs) And so he's like, smacking down his pieces and I'm just like, "Uh, okay". And so I go speedrunning and
I lose like, immediately. And I'm just like, "James, best of three." (James laughs)
And so second round, we're also speedrunning again, but then he makes the silly mistake. So, everyone comes in and he's like "Okay Maaz, no more. We're gonna play it legit now." - [James] It's cause like, I
won one and then he won one. So we're like, "this is
for all the marbles." - [Maaz] But then, like, I don't
know what you were thinking - [James] I can tell
you what I was thinking. - [Maaz] No. (James laughs) But like, the first few
moves, you did well. You did the typical
diagonal strategy, right? - [James] Mmhmm. - [Maaz] But then,
- [James] Yeah. - [Maaz] and I put mine
here, cause that's normal, like the X shape. But then James, like, put his here, like on top of everything,
(James laughs) and I was like "What?" - [James] Yeah like,
towards the end, I realized that I was going to lose just because you had so many places you could win and I didn't have, like, any. - [Maaz] Mmhmm. - [James] So I was trying
to get a, like a draw. - [Maaz] So what happened was, this scene happened, right? So it's like oh, I realize that I can win. So I grabbed my singular white piece, and I just like smack it down, and I just sit back and say "I win." And James is like "nani?" (James laughs) Cause what happened is
that, he placed it here and he was like "How
did I, how did I lose?" And then I placed my white
piece here, and boom, Connect Four!
(James laughs) I stood up, put on my jacket, I was like "that's it. I'm the winner." - [James] So I think what
happened in the end was I beat you at the first time,
- [Maaz] Yes. and then you said "best two out of three", and then I said "nope". (both laugh) - [Maaz] That's exactly it, you won. - [James] Okay, so then Mr. Quackles, he's in duck heaven, and there's just some hot
duck babes waiting for him. - [Maaz] Ooh. - [James] So. - [Maaz] Okay, so there you go. I've gotta twist that? - [James] Mmhmm. - [Maaz] Hmm. So Mr. McQuackkles, right? - [James] Uh huh. - [Maaz] He's basically noticed that man, if you're happy all the time, it's no fun anymore, right? - [James] Oh.
- [Maaz] He realized, he's having like an existential crisis. He's like "this is not nearly as-
I'm bored now, I'm bored." Doesn't fit in. (James laughs) - [James] He's getting
an existential crisis? That's how it goes wrong? - [Maaz] James, not only does he have
an existential crisis and it goes wrong, he's just like "you know what- I don't
want to be bored anymore. I want to have fun. I want to have fun. I hate heaven. Heaven is lame." - [James] I hate heaven? - [Maaz] And he's like "you know what? You know what? I'm done with this." He's like supersonic
speed getting outta there. He's like "I'm done." - [James] So, he breaks out of heaven? - [Maaz] He breaks out
of heaven voluntarily. (James laughs)
And he's like flying to earth he's like "that's it I'm done." (James laughs) And the two duck babes,
the two duck babes are like "come back to me." - [James] "Come back, come back my love." (Maaz laughs) - [James] Those are the, oh
wait, those are their legs! (both laugh) - [James] Wait, is this a bad thing or a good thing that he escaped heaven? - [Maaz] Well, escaping heaven by any
definition is a bad thing. He's just getting outta there. - [James] Okay. - [Maaz] And, you know what? You can never come back, alright? - [James] Oh! (laughs) - [Maaz] He's never coming back to heaven. - [James] He got kicked out of heaven. - [Maaz] He got kicked
out of heaven, right? (James laughs) That's it. He's not going to hell, he's just going back to earth. He's like resurrected, basically. I don't wanna, I'm hesitant to reveal this, but I hadn't read Harry Potter when I was a child. - [James] Okay, same. - [Maaz] And I hadn't
watched all the movies. - [James] Maaz! (both laugh) Yeah, not reading the books, that's fine but not seeing the movies? - [Maaz] What was that reaction? - [James] That was,
that was an overreaction (James laughs)
- [Maaz] No, it's very true, cause that's exactly what people did in real life. When I was growing up, I was like "man, if only there
were books about magic, and schools and stuff."
(James laughs) And then my friend's like "what about Harry Potter?" And I'm like "what are you, lame? Gosh! Shut up, right?"
(James laughs) - [James] That's mainstream. Here's something that I am a little hesitant to admit, but like, every time I read the book I just feel the exact same reading it. I don't know, I don't ever get enjoyment out of reading a book. So I just was like "okay if I'm gonna read a book, let's make it count." - [Maaz] Would you consider audiobooks? - [James] Oh! (blows air) See I've wanted to talk
about audiobooks in a video, but I'm afraid of people thinking I'm sponsored by Audible. - [Maaz] Oh. - [James] Freaking, audiobooks are like the greatest thing to ever exist, alright? - [Maaz] Oh dang! (laughs)
Okay. - [James] I, like, in school, I would never read any of the books, I would just do audiobooks and it felt like I was cheating. It felt like I wasn't actually reading, cause I was like "why are people reading the books when they could just
listen to audiobooks?" - [Maaz] I'm the opposite
of you, I get, like, intense enjoyment in reading
books and stuff, right? There's like, Harry Potter reading, there's one scene which
made me like literally cry. (James laughs) - [Maaz] Don't laugh at me!
- [James] What part was it? What part was it? What part was it? - [Maaz] It was, well I
don't wanna spoil it, but - [James] (laughs) It was
the first quidditch match. - [Maaz] It was the quidditch match! (both laugh) - [James] Okay so, Mr. Quackkers I gave him a color palette. He just escaped heaven, right? That's the duck heaven in the sky. And then all the sudden, it explodes! - [Maaz] Oh no! - [James] It explodes!
(both laugh) - [Maaz] Oh god! - [James] And so then Mr. McQuackkers looks at the camera, and he goes "Wow! Glad I'm not there." - [Maaz] So he just
like, survives the entire assassination plot, basically? - [James] Yeah. - [Maaz] So for me, I was actually not against audiobooks, but I
didn't see the need for them. I was like the opposite of you. I was like "why do we even have
audiobooks", you know? - [James] I've learned
that we're very different people, Maaz. - [Maaz] And opposites attract, James. That's why I love you. So what's happening now, okay? So duck heaven blew up. But you know, he didn't
wish bad on them, right? He didn't, he liked them, right? - [James] Yeah, that's true. - [Maaz] And so seeing duck
heaven blow up, he's just like "oh dang, I lost my
friends. I lost my family." But then he's just like, "I don't care". I made the decision to come here, I wanna do whatever I want. You know what? Ducks?
I hate ducks!" Right? (James laughs) He was bored of the duck girls, you know? He's like "you know
what, I wanna human girl. I want humans.
(James laughs) I want humans." Right? And so this little lady who's like, feeding the little duckies around you know? - [James] Mmhmm. - [Maaz] He's like "frick,
there's a human girl, this is what I want." And he's just like, you know, the duck goes up to the
girl, and is just like "hey girl." (James chuckles) "How's it going?" - [James] He's getting real close. (both laugh) - [Maaz] So basically, his thought is that he is an entourage of human girl, right? (James laughs) Like, he's become like a
pimp. He's like a pimp. - [James] He's a duck pimp. (laughs) - [Maaz] He's a duck pimp, okay? And he's running human
pimps outta business, like human pimps are like
(James laughs) "Yo, yo." - [James] This duck, man. - [Maaz] This duck is going crazy, man. They all got like the gold
chains and everything, he's like "what?" (laughs) "what is this guy doing?" He's like "this guy", and
he's just pointing at him he's like "this guy stole
all our business", you know? He's like "what're you doing?" - [James] Mmhmm. - [Maaz] The duck pimp doesn't
give a- he doesn't care. Right? He doesn't care. Look at his gold, look at his chains. - [James] (laughs) Is
this a good or bad thing to this story? - [Maaz] Listen, it's a bad
thing, cause he's running everyone out of business. - [James] We've kind of lost track of who was good and was bad.
(laughs) Mr. McQuackkles. - [Maaz] He has an entourage of ladies. This one's her favorite.
Let's name her Vanessa. Vanessa is a favorite. The reason he can talk is
cause he got resurrected so he can talk now. He's like
- [James] Oh he can talk now? - [Maaz] Yeah. - [James] I didn't
think he needed to talk, he's just that much of a pimp. - [Maaz] Oh, you're right. He just goes "Quack" and everyone's like "Yes.
- [James] Quack. - [Maaz] I'm ready to (laughs) - [James] Quack. I uh, what was the girl's name? - [Maaz] Vanessa. - [James] Vanessa got
diagnosed with cancer. - [Maaz] Oh gosh! Okay. - [James] And that's
um, it's brain cancer. - [Maaz] Oh. Okay. - [James] I gave Vanessa cancer. (both laugh) - [Maaz] Wow James, you
gave Vanessa cancer. - [James] Yep. And actually, okay wait
no, I want to change I want to change something.
I want to change something. - [Maaz] Okay. - [James] He's a good pimp, right? He like loves his hoes? - [Maaz] Yeah, he loves them. This is why Vanessa is
being such cared for. No! (both laugh) - [James] Is is a period
and then a question mark? - [Maaz] Yeah, no this is perfect. That's exactly what it is. (both laugh) - [James] Okay, I just want
to talk about the duck. - [Maaz] This? - [James] Is he pulling the plug? (both laugh) - [Maaz] No! Oh gosh, you're right. It looks like that. (James laughs) - [Maaz] James. - [James] Mmhmm? - [Maaz] When you eat
cereal, what do you do? - [James] (sighs) I already
know what you're gonna say. I've already yelled at you for this. - [Maaz] Yes. But - [James] What I do
when I pour cereal is I, get a bowl, - [Maaz] Mmhmm. - [James] Get my, get a spoon, get my cereal, and then I pour the cereal in the bowl. - [Maaz] Mmhmm. - [James] Then I pour the milk,
and then I eat the cereal. And that's it. - [Maaz] Alright, so
I'm gonna explain to you what I do. So you take the bowl, and
then you put milk first, - [James] Uh huh.
- [Maaz] Okay? - [James] Oh, gross. - [Maaz] I can hear the yells
of children already, right? - [James] (chuckles) Milk first. - [Maaz] Milk first. But then, listen. If you grab milk out of your fridge, the milk is too cold. So what you do - [James] There's no such
thing as too cold milk! Unless it's frozen solid. - [Maaz] No, it's just like,
you know it hurts your teeth, it's too cold, right? - [James] Okay.
- [Maaz] So what you do, is you put it in the microwave for 15 seconds (both laugh) and then it's like the
right level of heat. - [James] You put,
you'll get lukewarm milk. - [Maaz] Beautiful. - [James] In your freaking cereal. - [Maaz] Beautiful milk in my cereal. - [James] You're disgusting, Maaz. You're a disgrace. - [Maaz] How dare you? Okay?
(James laughs) - [James] You know the phrase "don't knock it until you try it"? I don't need to try it, Maaz. Cause I know it's gonna be disgusting. Wait, what are you drawing?
- [Maaz] Okay so what's happening, okay what's
happening is basically, you know, this scene initially
looks really sad, you know? It's Vanessa going like, its Vanessa like "Okay?" and you know McQuackkles is like "Okay." (James laughs) - [Maaz] But what you don't see what you don't see is what
they're saying okay to. (James laughs) So the conversation before this was like "I want you to be the number
one pimp in the world, and the only competition"-
because the human pimps, they've already lost right? - [James] Yeah. - [Maaz] The biggest
competition is other ducks. - [James] Okay. - [Maaz] "So I want you to do one thing. Ban ducks." - [James] (laughs) Wait
where would the ducks go? They can't go to heaven. - [Maaz] Exactly, duck heaven is gone! (James laughs) - [Maaz] There's no place for
the ducks, so Vanessa's like "I want you to get rid of the ducks." and McQuackkles is like "Quack." Cause he still can't talk, right? - [James] Oh you're right.
- [Maaz] This shouldn't be "Okay". This should be "quack". - [James] Yeah, that should
be "quack", you're right I was, my bad. - [Maaz] But then, so Mr. McQuackkles he goes to court. He goes to court. He's just like "Quack."
(James laughs) Every instance of the word, and anything that involves duck, banned. Remember Duck Duck Goose? No more! It's just Goose, okay? - [James] Just Goose.
- [Maaz] Donald Duck? No more Donald Duck. Daffy Duck? More like outta luck. (James laughs) Get outta here, right? Rubber duckies? You want rubber duckies? Get outta here, okay? (James laughs) Ugly duckling. More like
you're just ugly, okay? (James laughs)
None of that. So all that's left is
just Mr. McQuackkles. - [James] What's, what
happened to Vanessa's cancer and what happened to duck heaven? - [Maaz] Listen. Vanessa had brain cancer. Mr. McQuackkles? In
the end, he's got more. (both laugh) - [Maaz] It's just like
explosion in the background. Like he's the cool guy with
an explosion. That's it, okay? Mr. McQuackkles doesn't
care about any of that. Duck heaven? Boom, okay?
(James laughs) Okay, everything is gone. - [James] He went back
in time and blew it up. - [Maaz] Yeah exactly.
(James laughs) It turns out that he was
the one that blew it up in the first place, okay? He, Mr. McQuackkles, man. The master pimp. - [James] What did we learn? - [Maaz] James, this is
the moral of the story. Strive for greatness. That, (laughs) that's
the moral of the story. - [James] (laughs) Have
fun with that, kids. Have fun sleeping on that. - [Maaz] I can imagine them going like "yeah I want a really wholesome story". (James laughs)
And it ends with just Mr. McQuackkles. (both laugh) - [Maaz] Alright, that's it.
- [James] Only Mr. McQuackkles - [James] Alright, thanks
for watching, everyone. Alright peace, wear your seatbelt. - [Maaz] And stay a-maazing. Hey-o, I'm editor Maaz, the one that's currently editing this
at 3 AM in the morning. Now, I didn't realize this, but James cut his recording
right before my big plot twist, because I tried to incorporate
some of the big plot points of Bee Movie. If you go back and rewatch
it with this new information, I think you'd be pretty
surprised with how much I could fit in. Let me know in the comments
how many references you catch. (laughs) Alright? Laters. - [James] No, we have
to end it with my thing. Wear your seatbelt.
