- [Sultan] Listen, I'm ready. I've been ready for two years. - [Maaz] You have a list. - [Sultan] (laughs) I do. - [Maaz] I feel like we had to start off pretty mild, is that okay? - Right, so we're starting mild. Never have I ever dressed as a woman. - (inhales) Okay. (both laughing) Okay, (mumbles) but hey,
that's self-sabotage, you lost one as well. - I never did. - That's a lie. - What do you mean? - There's a video. (both laughing) You forgot?
- I totally forgot. - You forgot! Dude, so the context of this is like Sultan wanted to prank
our friend, Emirichu, right? And Sultan got the exact
same shirt, exact same skirt, and he comes into the room, I was like, "Sultan-chan, come in!" And Sultan run in, he's like, "Ooh, woo." And he's wearing her clothes. I'm like, "Lookin' like a snack." (both laughing) - At least I did it in the privacy of our home, you did it at Anime Expo. - [Maaz] Oh, I have no shame. - [Sultan] Yeah, no you don't. - [Maaz] I have no shame. And you know what's even worse is the fact that I met
Emily wearing her clothes and she's laughing, but then
I met her real life friends and I said, "Hi," and they kinda like looked me up and down and they're like-- - [Sultan] "Hey, what's up?" - [Maaz] Yeah, yeah,
they were not into it. - [Sultan] They were not feeling it. - [Maaz] They were not into it, I was like, "All right, that's a great "first impression to make." - [Sultan] Yeah, they're like, "Oh Emily, "this is who you're hanging out with?" - [Maaz] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Sultan] It's okay. - It's like, "Okay." (both laughing) I sadly took the skirt
off in front of them, it was so sad. But never have I ever done anything wild where I couldn't remember the next day. - Oh, 100%. - What? - I ain't no-- - [Female Announcer] Female dog. - Okay (laughs). - I know how to have a good time. - Is that a good time, though? - [Sultan] Look, my 18th birthday party was one of the best parties
of our year level, right? - You're flexing your birthday on us? What the heck?
- No, hear me out. - He was like, "Dude, my birthday party--" - Hear me out! It was the best party of the year. Everyone was talking about it, everyone had a good time. - [Maaz] You're like paying them. You paid them to say this? - [Sultan] The next day, I woke up, and I didn't remember anything. - Why's that? - What do you mean, why's that? - Why's that?
- You don't need to know why's that.
- Why's that? - Because I slept early. - Shut the hell up. Man, Sultan, you're so responsible. You're really a model. We stan, we stan. - [Sultan] It's just of course like I'm an adult who drinks, right? There are many parties and times where I'll go out and have a good time. And then the next night, I just don't remember anything. And then I have to kind of play detective and find everyone who
was there at the night and figure out what happened. I know you don't drink, but surely you did something and then, yeah, that happened. You was like on PJ's stream and you were telling her
how much you love her, and the next day you
had no memory of this. - [Maaz] Oh, I have gotten sleep deprived to the point where I've said things. Yes, that's true. - [Sultan] Oh, speaking of sleep-deprived. - [Maaz] Uh-oh, uh-oh. - [Sultan] Okay, it was a morning that we were meant to go to James' house before the airport. And Maaz was very sleep-deprived. I had a little weed the day before. I won't lie, okay. So I was still kinda gone. - You were hungover, and high. - Oh, I was gone. And so me and Maaz, both sleep deprived, I'm gone, and we get into the Uber, and Maaz gives James' address, which is, (laughs). - Which is one, two, three (laughs). - He gives him the address, and then both me and Maaz knock out. We knock out in this Uber. - Oh, no! - And we wake up an hour later. The Uber driver's like, "We're here." Me and Maaz look out the window and we are in the middle
of nowhere and we (laughs). - I put in the wrong address! - Maaz puts in the wrong address and we are like two hours away from James' house. I don't think I said anything
'cause I was so gone. I couldn't even like form words. And neither could you. And you're like, "Let's take us--" - I'm like drooling on this Uber driver. "Thank you (mumbles)." He's like, "What?" and
you're just like, (groans). He's like completely gone in the back. - [Sultan] Oh my god. - This Uber driver's
like, "Who are these two?" Never have I ever smoked or ingested weed. (both laughing) Sultan! - Okay... (both laughing) I have. - What? - What do you mean, what? You were there. Okay, I just wanna say, in L.A., it's legal, so I was like, "You know what? "I'm gonna try it," I'm gonna try it. And so I did and that's
all we're talking about. - That's not what we're
gonna talk about, okay? Because I am a good boy, I don't drink, I don't do drugs, and so I was sober whilst I watched my friends get high. And Sultan, when he
gets high is hilarious. His eyes immediately turn red and he's like, "Dude, what the hell?" - Why do I turn into a surfer dude? - Literally you're a surfer dude, like "What's up, dude? "Waa, what's happening?" You're like riding this high, I'm just like, "Sultan, what's happening?" and he was just like, (laughs). We start watching like
"Sharkboy and Lavagirl." - Yo, okay, real quick. I want everyone to go watch
"Sharkboy and Lavagirl" and tell me that movie is not messed up. It's so crazy! - Literally not crazy. - It is so crazy, I was watching it and I would turn around, I was like, "Are you guys seeing this--" - [Male Announcer] Stuff. - [Sultan] George Lopez
just turned into a robot? - What's even better is the fact that you're reacting to this sober. When you were high, you were just like, "Dude," you started crying, you started crying you're like, "No! "Dude, what's happening?" - Listen, it just, "Sharkboy and Lavagirl" made me feel like a little boy again. - Shut the hell up. All right, made me feel
like a little boy again. You were high as hell, okay? What are you talking about? - You were high on life, so. - That's true. - (scoffs) I hated that. Never have I ever been thrown up on. - Okay, both of us have. You're shooting yourself-- - Me? - You've definitely been thrown up on. You had vomit covered on you that night. - [Sultan] It was my own. - [Maaz] Does that count? - [Sultan] I'm not nasty. - [Maaz] You're like,
"Excuse me, it's my own." I'm like, "Okay, you
just vomit on yourself?" Like you're saying this
as if it's defense. I'm imagining you just
going like (grunts). - I have to say, I'm not no nasty ho. I'm not gonna let anyone's
other bodily fluids on me, most of them, oh, I'm sorry. I spat, I just gave you bodily-- - You munted on me. You just put bodily fluid on me. - I'm sorry. That wasn't part of the joke. - You just start throwing up on me. Mate, can you imagine if
I didn't put my hand down, like never been thrown up on. You're just like, "All right (grunts)," start like trying to throw up. - Oh, have you ever forced
yourself to throw up? - Never have I ever
forced myself to throw up. I don't have a gag (laughs). - Yeah, you don't. (both laughing) - [Maaz] I've tried to put my fingers like down my throat, I don't gag. - [Sultan] Odd flex. - Weird flex, but okay. - Like you never did that? I used to eat Cocoa Puffs in the morning and then I would force myself to throw up. - [Maaz] Why? - [Sultan] So I'd be like, "Oh, mom, "I just threw up, i can't go to school." You never did that? - No! - Oh, me neither. (both laughing) - You told your friend, but like why specifically Cocoa Puffs? What the heck? - [Sultan] 'Cause it makes
it look really gross. It's all brown and kinda looks like-- - [Male Announcer] Doo-doo butter. (both laughing) - To make her believe, what? You were eating crap? - Yeah, mom's like, "Oh my god--" - [Maaz] "Mom, I ate--" - [Male Announcer] Crap. (both laughing) - [Sultan] Sultan back
at it again with the-- - [Male Announcer] Dookie. (both laughing) - I felt so bad for you at VidCon. - Why's that? - I think every 3:00 a.m., there was a knock on the door and it was like, "A
new person is hungover, can you come get them?" - [Maaz] And I was just like, "All right." And I used to tuck 'em in, and I used to be like, kiss
'em on the forehead, you know. (both laughing) - [Sultan] Tickle their
belly button a little bit. - Oh my god. Way to make it weird, bro. - I didn't make it
weird, who made it weird? So you tickle my bellybutton, obvi. (both laughing) - Never have I ever done
something genuinely illegal. - Yeah.
- I have. - Really? - Oh, yeah. - Then why, okay, what have
you done that's illegal? - [Maaz] So they haven't found the body. No, (laughs) no so I used to
shoplift when I was a kid. - [Sultan] What? - [Maaz] Yeah, when I say I was a kid, I mean like actual kid like
six, seven, eight years old. I used to steal stuff constantly. And it used to be just
knick-knacks and snacks. - Did you know it was bad? - Not really, I just used to take it. I was like, "I want it," so I did it. - I want it, I got it. - I got it. - [Sultan] Maaz was Ariana
before Ariana was Ariana. - [Maaz] Yeah, dude, so what happened was that in Japan, when
I used to live there, I used to really love some
of the bubblegum there. And so what I used to do was take some of the gum and either eat it in the store, under like a little table
or like in the clothes rack, and put the rubbish in the middle. - I thought you were gonna say you put the gum back in. - In each one, dude! That's foul, what the heck? Is that what you did? - What? - [Maaz] What would happen
is that I would also take some home and mom would find wrappers in the covers and she's like, "Where did you get this?" I was like, "I took it from the store!" And she like whooped my-- - [Male Announcer] Sweet cheeks. - And of course she whooped your-- - [Male Announcer] Gluteus maximus. - Yeah, yeah, yeah it was rough. And then she killed me. Yep, guys, I've been dead this whole time. (laughs) Plot twist! No look, on a serious note, I am sorry about the abrupt (slaps) abrupt ending, but we
recorded so much audio, that I had to cut it down
just to get it out in time. Now, if you do wanna see a part two, where I talk about using a deodorant in the middle of the store, Sultan being a mini-gangster when he was younger, as well as just general shenanigans, please leave a like and let me know in the comments if you want me to do that. And if you wanna see a continuation of Sultan and I exposing each other, then make sure to check out our video over on Sultan's channel as well. All right, laters everybody, stay "AMaaz-ing" and
enjoy Sultan bullying me for the end card. Thanks for coming along,
and playing this stupid game of Never Have I Ever with me. - [Sultan] Of course, I'm
always down to make fun of you. - [Maaz] Me too, just me roasting myself. If you like this, go head on over to Sultan's channel for our
tidbit over there as well. What we'd say, essentially just
expose each other some more. - [Sultan] Yeah, so essentially, it was really great to
essentially be in your room to essentially make this video. I essentially had a really good time and essentially, I can't wait for the next episode.
- [Maaz] I want to die! - [Sultan] Essentially, me too. (both laughing) - [Maaz] And with that, laters! - [Sultan] Stay amazing. - [Maaz] And stay "AMaazing." - [Sultan] Stay amazing. (both laughing)
