Detective SMii7Y is on the case! (Hitman 3)

all right now i know what you're thinking smitty how did you get into this situation and well it's a funny story as you can see i'm a detective right now trespassing in the bottom left and this is how i got there someone someone's here already okay just gonna act natural phineas whitman private investigator i have an appointment with madame carlos bruce wayne mr whitmer carlyle well i know who i have to kill we both heard that okay all right that was really really [ __ ] excessive i have an appointment with madam carlisle please wait mr whitmer is here to see madam carlyle you can go right in that is phineas whitmer perfect private investigator hired by madame carla this morning i'm curious why he's here maybe you should do some detecting yourself wait you got him wait did y'all oh hold on i'm such a genius it's actually insane he's gone i didn't go anywhere perfect ah there we go and what we got we got what we want perfect all right we have secure you know what maybe we should clean this up a bit i don't know how comfortable i am with okay that should do it that should block everyone's vision enough mr whitmer thank god yes that's me can i take you to madame carlisle no i know i ought to say anything but i'm so relieved you're here really everything's just so strange preparing for madame's funeral and then she turns up alive yeah but then the awful business with her brother wait she's alive this is what happens when you don't pay attention to the story sorry i just need to do a quick search if you want to get through oh [ __ ] okay uh give me like five minutes i'll be right back okay let's try it all right hold on drop okay hold on this is like really difficult will they will they question the camera i can't even drop it anyway okay we have the briefcase it's fine they're not gonna suspect it i could come back for those weapons later if i need it please do your thing sir you like that spy stuff pal yeah i love that spy stuff i'm a big james bond guy see see what's in there nothing all right proceed alrighty that wait okay i still have it hello what the [ __ ] people living this [ __ ] mr whitmer thank you for coming on such short notice you're welcome a great tragedy has fallen upon us and i need a quick resolution handled with absolute discretion results and discretion are my speciality yes they are problem solved goodbye gentlemen entirely worth it always worth it hello again nothing happened in a previous parallel universe we are all the same check the briefcase again i can assure you there is nothing in there at all even i can show you guys nothing taped to the top but there is a false bottom thank you for your cooperation hello everybody oh she's not going to greet me this in this universe i guess oh you must be mr whitmer that's me madame carlyle has asked me to be of assistance perfect i will take a gin and tonic and i will see you around are you ready to see the crime scene oh crime scene hell yeah show me that as the best detective in the world oh hello you handsome devil once again can i steal this blend in as manchester okay no i'm a detective i gotta stay on roll here the case concerns the death of mr zachary adam carlisle's younger brother he was found dead in his bed this morning the door was locked from the inside and a suicide oh [ __ ] wait there's an actual death this is mr zachary's room to my right so you're telling me there was a fake death but now there's actually a real death let's crack this case wide open there he is her i don't he i don't know honestly i'm doing that thing again i'm sorry oh this is perfect i can get a selfie with a dead body in the background jesus what am i doing filters [ __ ] yeah just just at my funeral just at my grandma's funeral hell yeah let's scan that body up see if we can analyze for semen or anything like that indicator i don't know my only indication of detective stuff is is csi so i don't know a laptop what's on here what's his browser history did it clear it let's find out zachary was shopping for new wellington's last night boots let's zoom in on that see what we're looking at ten nine euros or is that pound i don't know at this point it's not real money to me this guy is living in a house like this and buying ten dollar wellies i need that evidence bro that's that's going in the in the in the case for sure this guy was not feeling well that's for sure suicide no oh okay i'm haunted by horrible past choices they're all okay this is written by someone else someone else kill them no one else would write that samples to establish its authenticity was it you did you do this [Music] what a life we live huh spend our days in confusion just for it to end up like that potentially i don't know how i feel it doesn't rub me the right way i think there's foul play involved here and i think you're involved how are you today sir life is a confusing mess every day we deal with differently okay where am i going with this ah my apologies sorry about that hopefully no one comes ah it's a crime scene no one's gonna what is that hold on missing chrome oh it's a ladder oh okay okay okay okay all right well i think i'm just gonna leave you up here i don't think anyone's gonna come in this area so we should be fine this is gonna bite me in the ass already know it oh silly me i forgot to question the victim who did it was it you did you do this tell me tell me now all right i'm gonna have to investigate get my tools out all right i'm a little bit extra snowballs this is my snowball suitcase [ __ ] sake it's more like an ice ball holy [ __ ] okay oh [ __ ] that's an expensive ass bottle of liquor if you know your liquors i'm gonna take a photo of this i never seen this in a video game before or even you know oh [ __ ] it's a clue oh my god this thing this is the bottle of king louie i think just a fun fact i think these go for like a thousand five hundred dollars can't even fathom that you wanna buy ten dollars worth of wellies but you're willing to spend fifteen hundred dollars on a [ __ ] bottle of liquor you're insane all right your priorities are in the wrong place my friend wellies over alcohol any a time this camera angle sucks we'll just have to zoom in intensely on my face there conundrum left me in the dust confusion raids my brain where was this case leading me where was i off to decisions to make answers to quake i was on a mission and that mission was to solve a murder a murder or a suicide you decide wow that was actually i gotta give myself some applause for that one that was pretty incredible thunderous applause right there i'm sure there's more to find in zachary's room okay what the [ __ ] all right i'll find it then jesus oh wait oh i knew it oh i got a feeling that looked like a big spider at first i got scared it's a secret passage god damn right this could expand how the door was locked from the inside i took a photo with this one-way mirror oh boy okay mansion floor plan that'll help oh no i should exit i don't want to get caught this is good this is good i'm thinking smart i'm thinking smart if they see me exit from the secret room they'll be like how did he know about that that's not good he probably has things that is it helps his case and we still think he's a detective so why would be we'd be suss of him finding something that he would a detective would find probably hello gentlemen it's fine okay this is a restricted area that's never stopped me though let's be honest i need to get a listing of asset transfers from the carlisle account htc depot number 5085 uh no i need it immediately did you guys write that down you guys got that bank code oh another apple hold on okay he doesn't know i have a peach so you do not okay uh yeah i know i don't i'm sorry here take a look at this oh [ __ ] can i even get him out of here oh god okay all right oh boy okay uh okay uh there we go he's out now wait he's unconscious oh okay are they gonna wake up you know what it doesn't matter they're not gonna be i'm gonna lock this door we'll just you know put a lock sound effect or something you know it's fine oh a weapon it's on silence but hey i'm inside the mansion now so i can't get first anymore another secret oh my god i'm the best detective ever another secret room oh my god i'm so smart peep there's a peephole wait a minute oh god i hope something scary doesn't appear on the other side of this oh no it's my youtube channel terrifying no need to panic you're lucky i'm on the job right now or else i would throw this briefcase at your head actually i can i have an autosave perfect where's the family at i would like to have a word with the victims of this terrible tragedy oh this looks like a room where they would all be hiding another bottle of that liquor holy [ __ ] and just cheesecake sitting here my guy how how long are your arms can you reach that from there if you can that's impressive maybe a family of superheroes i don't know i'm just here doing detective work ma'am how are you what is this a cigar box do you know anything about this the cigar box perhaps you don't that's fine ah there you are mr fernsby i'm done with the crime scene i found cigars too here's the material that i've prepared for you it's a list of the possible suspects and their quarters hopefully that will help you keep track of your findings oh please come and see me i am good to go to the people right now i don't need your info i solve things on my own i don't like external help and i know that's hilarious coming from a detective but i am severely shut the hell up over there gentlemen here are some cigars for you there's a fine for littering here sir you always you with the smart comments you know not so smart when i shoot you in the head though that would be nice wouldn't it but i would ruin my progress if i did that i'm really sorry sir oh fortunately i'm not allowed to let you pass that's fine you know that's okay uh that's the lead you'll never come through here as long as i'm alive now get the [ __ ] out of my face as i said i'm really sorry it's fine it's really not an issue yeah i can't let you pass i'm sorry sir oh why is there someone else down there [ __ ] god damn okay we can do this we can do this we can do this we can do this we can do this we can do this no i can't use that we'll have to go briefcase it's on the bow okay excuse do that holy crap oh [ __ ] anyone copy we got a troublemaker out there oh my god look how creepy i look in that in the mirror over there come on come on over there we go just don't look over here up on your feet my friend oh [ __ ] you woke him up okay all right it's fine it's fine it's fine ever just relax all right you don't see [ __ ] made it's fine it's okay let go of that person now you horrible man help me please god damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] uh [ __ ] uh okay relax it's okay we have time we have time it's all good it's fine it's fine just relax everybody just relax there's nothing to worry about oh [ __ ] uh just okay okay okay okay okay okay all right all right oh sorry sorry i apologize i forgot i had to hold it [ __ ] oh yeah it feels good to win i'm such a good detective wait you're not you're not knocked out i'm sorry i apologize to do this again oh this is all going to [ __ ] just get in here it doesn't even i can't even hide three bodies in here can i oh i apologize for my actions in our previous life but for now i have to go kill the person that just found that body okay i'll see you later looking good man thank you i appreciate it don't come in this room now thank you one down nothing happened oh why you of all people god damn it no one can hear you just stop stop just stop running stop stop stop please please god damn it always just oh what are you doing stop that stop stop stop tap dancing right now okay i don't want this mission to end this quick i could easily just kill you right now i've literally won at this point ah [ __ ] okay uh tell you what we're gonna hide some bodies here okay it's gonna be okay it's all gonna be fine we're gonna find a way to solve this case even with you being unconscious you know it doesn't matter ultimately i don't give a [ __ ] about the story here you know i could cap you right now but i'm not going to you know i'm a nice guy i feel like you deserve a bit more than that you know let's put you in the closet if we can i don't even know if we can because you're one of the targets nope unconscious target huh a conundrum like no other i had no mother a spot i am in tough decisions run thin ah [ __ ] i'm just gonna snap her neck who cares yoink that's madame carlyle taken care of time to get the file on arthur edwards all right i'm gonna put the pistol in here there we go yeah now we're thinking perfect just realized there's a dead body here now okay uh solutions solutions with smitty let's figure it out there we go no one even knows about this i'm pretty sure you're the only one that knows about this so in theory this should be a perfect crime thank you so much for participating in my investigative work i have seen knives out i am basically a professional shut that door is it [ __ ] broken now that there's a dead body in there of course what is my luck no no no no okay oh there we go we're good [Music] oh this again love doing this big fan of this all right can i malfunction this toilet holy [ __ ] a bar oh my god okay yeah we're gonna use this to kill someone no [ __ ] doubt okay two sinks oh my god i'm spoiled this game is fantastic and a bar soap wow it's all coming up daisies wait a minute distraction wait what where oh [ __ ] they hear that okay uh oh i think think quick think quick uh what do i uh i could hide in there or i could just oh crap that was the optimal choice let's be honest [Music] okay all right this is bad this is bad let's just get you in there really quick oh [ __ ] why did i turn the sinks on why am i oh my god okay all right uh just everybody stay calm and by everybody i mean me two dead bodies is not an issue we've dealt with more before okay let's pick this up uh let's pick this up let's put this on the sink someone had an accident all right someone cut themselves shaving and just bad things happen all right it's fine it's cool all right let's leave all right all he wanted to do was play his stupid video games never any romance hello holy [ __ ] that's a big meat are there any bananas in here y'all got bananas perhaps that's a good joke fish what are y'all not like [ __ ] bananas what's your problem why don't you have any bananas in here that's some good ass meat is that wagyu okay yeah you really lip overflow and i leave the scene of the crime fishing hand oh my god it's one of the [Music] gentlemen i'm gonna ask you to leave i didn't think that would work but here we are yes hi cassie it's me again edward i know i'm not supposed to leave you messages and this is the last time i promise it's just uh i don't know how to handle this whole situation i don't think i can really i i can't feel my legs and my eyes are not working properly this flicker thing again you can't tell anyone but the thing is i've been asked to perform the eulogy at the funeral event tomorrow i know it all sounds so unbelievable but even though mother is still alive we still have to go through with the funeral i have to write the eulogy i don't think i can [Music] she will definitely want to read it and no matter what i i just know she'll be disappointed in me again my legs are really weird i need you cassie i'm sorry i know i'll hang up not supposed to do this christ sorry bye [Music] well now i can't kill you what the [ __ ] you can't no no you can't dangle characters who have like actual problems in front of me and not expect me to feel bad for them what hold on you climbed the tree i was relieved that help had finally arrived i like that part about you immediately and said when a grown-up can do it so can you edward you are five and climbing trees is supposed to be your area of expertise i feel that oh no that won't go no i think that's good i think you should put that in remember this because i'm weak no no i don't think that's it at all i think you really need to just speak from the heart and that's what you're doing right now how am i supposed to do anything to this guy wait oh you guys want a show huh okay why hey look hey oh sorry oh this is a little too close yeah no i did not mean to do that i apologize the least you can let me do is slap you with this fish come on ready ready here we go don't go on the phone again i don't want to deal with this no i can't i can't listen uh what kind of fish is this oh it's stuck now i'm so sorry about this i really do apologize it it wasn't meant to go like that at all i thought it's a strong fish okay i don't know okay uh okay you know what i have to have to put a gun on him here we go all right okay okay what's up fish seal the fish put it in there all right got the murder weapon and we're good can't you just relax for a minute and that solicitor upstairs why do you think he's here i'm right here there's a mother's favorite kind of people why are you looking at me as you're talking about the event rich people are something else due diligence always trumped the family i think he's here to cut us from her will very ridiculous imagine the scandal if the firstborn son didn't pick up the torch that will never happen oh they're talking about the lawyer i killed oh well you guys don't have to worry about that anymore but do i have some shocking revelations for you guys wow i have found the murder weapon it was a fish and they did it like this and that is how it was done another throw hey man sorry sir can't let you through here yes but i have to get evidence from here you don't understand it's very important to me that i you know i get this evidence because i can't progress a story and i truly believe it's up here i'm sure you understand i will i'll pick it up right now hush okay it worked out it's fine all right let's conceal that beautiful let's focus on hiding the body you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me god damn it okay all right now it's fine we'll keep it back in there back to concealing the body once again we'll have to hide this one somewhere else because son of a [ __ ] i only have two spots for bodies oh god it's all going bad okay this person doesn't know that person doesn't know let's shut this door really quick so they can't see perfect all right we're good okay there's somewhere i can hide bodies over there as well i'm so sorry about this hopefully they don't see blood on the ground i don't remember all right so sorry about that you you came out at the wrong time again what is this hold on missing item oh there's a secret entrance there oh hello am i loud in here do you care you're just a butler i don't think you give a [ __ ] would you and a maid i don't think y'all would really care that's what i need to get what is this though i'm going to take this hello this is cassandra cox edwards xy oh [ __ ] i'm not supposed to i'm sorry i'm sorry god damn it why do you do this to me [ __ ] you i've just tried and that he has to write the eulogy for make-believe funeral keep talking i'm listening have the restraining order on him so whoever gets his message now he's dead better don't say that you're gonna activate my alexa oh [ __ ] i just did it wait oh my god he's good oh yeah okay yeah you just make this really fun for me then okay all right all right all right okay you know what you're really [ __ ] up here guys i'll be honest wow this is convenient i have no i gotta think about this for a moment this is the most convenient moment of my life oh [ __ ] ancestral graveyard trophy room and the office safe is hidden behind a portrait behind a portrait okay hold on i'll come back to you i have to get rid of this guy first okay perfect back into there you go should probably get rid of this shotgun i feel like having this is let's just put it there for now i will you nope i know i'm very attempted right now but we can't use it we gotta hide this body first behind a painting huh okay but what painting that is the question oh this one it's clear it's so obvious because it's right here but how do i [ __ ] hey do any of you know how to get in this thing i don't have any weapons ah [ __ ] where's the fish when i need it man activate button oh peculiar icons above the safe i wonder if there might be some sort of a code wait maybe have a look around the office 47 oh [ __ ] there's like a whole riddle to this okay all right all right but he said 5048 earlier didn't he would that be it okay all right let's stop doing that before an alarm goes off all right clock telescope fire moose is it the big hand or the small hand hmm that is the question let's say let's say it's four is the number of holes on this thing what i'm supposed to count because that's three so four or three i'm missing something i feel like i'm definitely missing something here oh let me take the camera out let's get a closer look at this baby yep looks like three holes to me okay let's say four or three i guess and then we have a moose oh there's like actual numbers all right four three five i i'm probably doing this completely wrong there's probably another number somewhere i'm missing oh no wait okay moose would be the middle okay four four three unknown five okay what's what's the uh [ __ ] do i need something to put this out i don't know what i'm doing oh god wait oh it's right there i'm an idiot okay four three seven five let's give it a try [ __ ] uh clear okay god damn it what do you mean oh wait is that is that meant to be like small clock so this one god damn it i hate my life okay so potentially one three seven five but let's do another look-see at this thing i am the dumbest detective ever i swear to okay never mind one nine seven five got it okay we're good i literally did that the worst way possible 1975. we're in there perfect i'm gonna take this where's my suitcase this is a faberge egg these things are worth lots of money all right wait did i they get rid of it where is it no it's still here okay perfect let's put it in there let's make sure not to throw our briefcase at anybody all right where's that shotgun we're making our exit oh you guys thought i wasn't gonna take a big fight at the end of this you goofy souls you pick this up let's just oh i can't no well i can have it on my back but if i take a fight i gotta drop my oh you know what they got enough money anyway let's be honest i'm just kidding i'm not gonna do it yeah i am perfect sorry boys it had to happen like this time fern montage it's been me this entire time everybody just relax okay this was inevitable let's be honest come here why are you running hey the butler how's it going sorry about this i really apologize i gotta get out of here before i die oh sorry oh [ __ ] oh god a shootout to end all shootouts right here boom through the concrete love it oh god okay it's fine it's fine i'm getting surrounded oh no no dude oh the shotgun screwed me all right round two can i get down from here [ __ ] i don't think i can boys how do i get down to you i don't want to go do it the oh here we go yup yup of course of course hey fella how's it going sorry about that but not really honestly you know what maybe we'll go in a bit more tame this time you know maybe i'll just hide this hop over this so i don't have to deal with those guards perfect oh my god one last one before i leave hey guys i'm kind of lost can you help me out this is a big mansion i don't really know where to go oh wait a minute hold on there we go look at that and now we're talking all right let's just shimmy around a little bit let's go here we go i don't even know why i'm doing this i don't even think i could drop down from here in any regard i can climb to the roof though would that be important i don't think so oh [ __ ] okay okay roof it is roof it is it's fine we're gonna go to the roof wait i was just up here what am i doing that's a big thing of cheese that's a lot of cheese how much cheese do you need jesus or should i say jesus oh what an abnormally small shower for such a rich household i have to admit i'm gonna be honest god damn it you've done this oh [ __ ] oh he doesn't know he doesn't know right there hey you wait y'all didn't see me off okay just relax you don't see anything god damn it we're in it again oh god they are converging how do i get down i don't remember the stairs where are the stairs nope this is the first room with the dead guy all right okay oh okay all right this is bad this is bad this is bad get out of here security pressure there we go oh man someone's on a damn killing spree hell there we go he was wearing jeans and a dark blue jacket no i dark blue this guy's stupid it's the other way around i was wearing dark blue jeans and a jacket this guy's stupid oh look a way down perfect all right boys thank you so much for the fun times i had a great time i'll see you guys lat my [ __ ] briefcase i just realized i left it up there i'll get another one i'm sure the sea i'm sure the agency will give me it i don't really care oh look perfect and my outfit is still here wonderful ah god it feels good to be good at my job oh [ __ ] oh god okay oh they found the sinks it's really time to get out of here oh lord well that's gonna do it for this hitman video hopefully you guys did enjoy if you did make sure to leave a like on this video i'd very much appreciate it as you did on the last one thank you so much for the support on that one by the way this one was not sponsored by the folks over at i o interactive who make hitman but you know just saying again if you want to i am interested in performing more services for you and promoting your game like i am right now but for for money but in all seriousness thank you guys so much for watching hopefully you guys 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Channel: SMii7Y

Views: 1,822,514

Keywords: Hitman, hitman gameplay, hitman 3, hitman 3 gameplay, hitman blood money, hitman 3 dubai, hitman 3 pc, hitman 3 pc gameplay, smii7y hitman, funny moments, gameplay, commentary

Id: KWRH2OhLYbg

Length: 32min 41sec (1961 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 19 2021